protegent rap but Google Translate makes the lyrics better
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2017
- this was a request, but I had already started making it when it was requested
Lyrics:
I blessed, my wife is true
Stop the computer:
Protect your protection
I do not have bacteria there.
Computer input,
Focus! Marsh! Traya! ...
Everything is eternal
I'm ready to sell
Check Wi-Fi. Here
Several processes, system, system, system ...
My peace is my snow
Loading hidden data.
New forms of new vaccines are up to date.
Antiviral antioxidant
Buy online!
Mystery will be there
So I can do very well
Model: balls
The service is very convenient.
Particular attention is paid. There is no competition
Good performance
I'm sure I'm ready to be a strong person
Employees under 20 years of age ...
This company is not good
Several processes, system, system, system ...
Your hashtag is your hashtag
Limited information is limited
Commercial shopping photographs
Many books, non-emails,
The license is not allowed.
He's not a thief.
Foreign activity
Data protection is not my story.
I lost the information.
People are angry
I deleted the files ...
You always laugh
Several processes, system, system, system ...
My goal is to quit smoking.
I lost my Christmas notebook.
Do not stop your business
I ... a secured remote control,
It protects you.
Your family should follow standard procedures and adhere to the rules.
They protect children from reading.
I am your father's grave.
I would like to make my blog.
By making the internet a good player,
All the bad things
I will show my transgression my law, I will be a perfect example. - Наука та технологія
*_I blessed, my wife is true_*
Yes kadz
'I am your father's grave" -Google Translated Proto
Oh hi kadz
Kadz12 Model: *BALLS*
Good for Proto!
*M O D E L : B A L L S*
BALLS
Spheres
OCTAGONS
I expected this comment XD
Octahedron
“Limited information is limited”
Such wise words!
true true, and also "Your hashtag is your hashtag"
"Data protection is not my story"
"They protect children from reading"
"I am your father's grave"
Laugh You Fuckfhxyddyuddyusdudh
"antiviral antioxidant
Buy online!"
“Loading hidden data.”
"My goal is to quit smoking"
"Goal: B A L L S 🏉⚾⚾🏐🏐🏈🏈🎱🎱🏀🏀🎳🎳🥎🥎
"Dude you stink!"
* looks down *
*I DO NOT HAVE BACTERIA THERE*
Oh shit kadz
Im gay
O sheet its master kadz
Kadz12 lol hi kadz
This company is bad
Marrie Ekek ш
I'm not done yet
Talking Nonsense not surprised
Talking Nonsense you never were
*if you stop, I will die*
Talking Nonsense xD
Talking Nonsense Appreciate it
I just randomly google translated
"I am proto, security theft is my motto!"
But google translate said
"I am a teacher. Salvation is my destiny."
?
Lol
Kewl
2:43 im laughing so hard at this
Employees under 20 years of age:
*_This company is not good_*
Ecksdee
Reyna A anyone without experience will do shit at their job
Timotainment That Fox picture tho
shitposting is my city your name is beautiful.
Timotainment Model: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS
"He's not a thief" *points to a suspicious person covered in black clothing doing crap with his hand weirdly on a laptop*
Oscar He works together with him and gets half the share if he gets him out of court
Oscar Bruh the mask is to reduce strain from his eyes and so that he doesn't have that weird "glow" in the morning.
Oscar "Data protection is not my story. I lost the information."
Oscar
The mask is just there for better vision. The black clothing is his business outfit. His hands hurt.
666 likes
Things that made me die:
0:07 Protect your protection
0:52 MODEL: BALLS
1:23 Your hashtag is your hashtag
1:45 - 2:00 Kinda true
2:43: *I A M Y O U R F A T H E R S G R A V E*
Thx for Reading :)
i cant get over model: balls💀💀💀
Rest in peace
1:36 *He's not a thief*
2:14 i lost my christmas notebook
@@tubbytobey1234i feel bad for you
"I lost my data. But i had Protogent!"
*Data Protection is not my story. I deleted the files.*
I lost the information, people are angry.
*F U N N Y Q U O T E F R O M T H E V I D E O*
*EMPLOYEES UNDER 20 YEARS OF AGE*
*THIS COMPANY IS NOT GOOD*
I bet That people under 20 made thé Anti-virus.
i remember this comment saying epic games
@@demon9554 mate what are you talking about?
@@MemeMorto epic games = stupid dumb idiot cringey *KIDS*
McDonald’s in a nutshell
0:05 - 0:09
"Stop your computer: Protect your protection."
Such wise words.
"This company is not good" Even more truth than the actual antivirus
"I lost the information, people are angry."
Model : balls
E V E R Y T H I N G I S E T E R N A L
Rak z parkingu Even pain
*L O A D I N G H I D D E N D A T A*
Hebhid Hebhid I AM YOUR FATHERS GRAVE
M y g o a l i s t o q u i t s m o k i n g
D o n o t s t o p y o u r b u i s n e s s
"Your hashtag is your hashtag, Limited information is limited."
Ah yes the floor is made of floor
"when youre happy you enjoy the music.
when youre sad you understand the lyric."
*M O D E L : B A L L S*
😭
This comment deserves more likes
Like way more.
Very relatable lyrics
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
Original: I am Proto, enhanced performance is my motto.
Google translate: *MODEL:BALLS*
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
2:37 “they protect children from reading”
“ I am your fathers grave”
LOL
why did he say model baaaaaaaaaallls
model balls
0:55
•moonwalks•
*B A L L S*
I just cant, every time I listen to it i cant stop laughing
But that's just the normal Michael Jackson
XD
MODEL: *BAAAAAALLLLLSSSSS*
0:54
0:53
"Protect your protection"
Truer Words never been told.
My favorite parts
0:31 My peace is my snow.
0:43 Mistery will be there.
0:53 MODEL:BALLS
1:12 Employees under 20 years of age.
1:27 Limited information is limited.
1:36 He's not a thief.
1:52 People are angry.
2:14 I lost my Christmas notebook.
2:33 Your family should follow standard procedures.
*THEY PROTECT CHILDREN FROM READING*
*SUPER WHY THEME INTENSIFIES*
Best comment here
This needs wayyyyy more likes that those top comments
The anti super why
Coppa UA-cam rules in a nutshell
The funniest thing that "Proto" is actually Whyatt Beanstalk (Super Why).
1:35
*shows picture of thief*
"He is not a thief "
Correct he went skiing and wants to buy more skii’s
Mike Alberts yep *DEFINITELY* not
I laughed very hard
Not stonks
2:03 "you always laugh"
no shit sherlock i've been rolling on the floor laughing since this started
"my goal is to quit smoking"
Keep going proto
*_model: balls_*
no further words are required
ROFL
SOLD
Employers under 20 years of age.
*_This company is not good >:(_*
Ayboludomemuero
Damn bro i was laughing so hard i swallowed the cotton i was chewing
Employees under 20 years of age. This company is not good.
(Cries)
XD
2:14 "i lost my christmas notebook :("
proto wants his christmas notebook, help him find his christmas notebook.
“Limited information is limited”
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.
"i deleted the files"
"you always laugh"
...proto?
*J U S T P R O T O*
O h n o
Proto is waifu
L O A D I N G H I D D E N D A T A
...
original: i recover deleted files
this: *I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S . . .*
Original: I'm Pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-pr-Proto
This: Several processes, system, system, system
Original: With 20% less staff the company is shining!
This: Employees under 20 years of age, this company is not good
1:50 i lost the information
original: I prevent laptop theft
This: My goal is to quit smoking
1:57
0:01 i am blessed, my wife is true
0:07 protect your protection
0:16 everything is eternal
0:30 my peace is my snow
0:35 new forms of vaccines
0:43 mystery will be there
0:51 model: balls
1:11 child labor
1:23 your hashtag is your hashtag
1:28 commercial shopping photographs
1:34 he is not a thief
1:44 the truth about protegent
1:57 he deleted the files
2:11 my goal is to quit smoking
2:14 i lost my christmas notebook
2:33 adhere to the rules
2:43 i am your fathers grave
0:36 bro that's actually fire
Oh my god, the already broken English has helped this be one of the best Google Translate butcherings ever. Holy shit. This company is not good.
But the service is very convinient
This liscense is not allowed.
They protect children from reading.
*DO NOT STOP YOUR BUSINESS*
You always laugh
They protect *children* from *reading.*
Thak gootns, finaly I cun step teh vie boks frm infuncin ma kds!
TTG In a nutshell
Who's got the power, The power to read? Not Proto.
Teen
Titans
Go
Hardcore anti-virus
Original lyrics- I am Proto, enhanced performance is my motto
Google Translate- M O D E L : B A L L S
No kidding, this is my favorite video, that I watched, like, 100 times already?
Teacher: so class what can we learn from modern day medicine compared to medicine from 1890
Me: *NEW FORMS OF VACCINES ARE UP TO DATE*
Hans Krebs your comment is so similar to the top one..
proto memes and the ink is a little shit dude how to get a silenced sw swat team and the ink 323
puiki li Lol
Teacher: Particular attention has been paid! Good performance! Do not stop your business!
Me: *LIMITED INFORMATION IS LIMITED! I AM A SECURED REMOTE CONTROL!*
i do not have bacteria there
*_M y g o a l i s t o q u i t s m o k i n g_*
but *I lost my Christmas Notebook*
Yramis Games what you dont vape notebooks
Yramis Games rest in pepperoni Christmas Notebook
"Data protection is not my story.
I lost the data"
-Proto,2017
I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S
“My goal is to quit smoking. Data protection is not my story.”
Didn't expect to see you here-
@@LivvyTube24 I comment a lot. I’m sure you can find me on tons of videos lol.
@@Goatman_Gamer makes sense, who doesn't love leavin a comment? :D
*pointing at guy in ski mask* he is not a thief
Merryweather i'm laughing so much
*beside a guy typing* Foreign activity
Mr. Skeltal that is true
Mr. Skeltal guy in ski mask is supposed to be a thief
"Employees under 20 years of age.... this company is not good."
Proto is making some much-needed social commentary on child labor
A true intellectual.
woke
Model: b a l l s
Based proto
Employees under 20 years of age ...
This company is not good
1:21 does actually sound kinda good
2:52
"By making the internet a good player,"
*Pssh* like that's gonna ever happen
*Stop the computer:*
*Protect your protection*
bad muchacho b But I don't wanna protect my protection
H e ' s n o t a t h i e f
bad muchacho b the most woke thing i ever heard
Ooops! My protection crashed.
bad muchacho b
Makes sense
MODELLL:BAAAAAAALLLLLLLSSSSS
*Guy robbing a bank*
**hEs NoT a ThIeF**
Proto: He's not a thief
*Points to thief*
John Cena: Are you sure about that?
Uh sure he is a regular person
@@Adar512 r/woosh
Attorneys be like
He's a robber duh
love how these new lyrics a lot of the times have a vague connection with the original lyrics
“My goal is to quit smoking”
Classic joke of the year! Here you go!
Go golfing 😢
*I D E L E T E D T H E F I L E S*
then that photo is a lie
Doppelcipher The Triangle so true
Making you angry
Then you always laugh
Y O U A L W A Y S L A U G H
I specially love that part because he's saying pretty much the opposite of what the original rap said. XD
*I A M Y O U R F A T H E R ‘ S G R A V E*
Rebirthed Playz i prevent your kids from reading
but my dad is still alive
Oh shit, looks like it's tired of waiting for my old man to drop dead
If Proto is my father’s grave, then how is he supposed to help me with protecting my computer from malware, spy where and Trojans?
“Protect your protection”
“Everything is eternal”
“Model: B A L L S”
“Mystery will be there”
“He’s not a thief”
“Data protection is not my story”
“I lost the information”
“I am your father’s grave”
Best lines here
“This company is not good”
“Your hashtag is your hashtag”
“Limited information is limited”
“It protects you”
A Very good and normal line but it’s suspiciously virusified
**points at a thief**
"he's not a thief."
He's secretly Phoenix Wright
@@mryoyo1237 OBJECTION!!
P E O P L E A R E A N G R Y
I laughed so hard
Aahahahah
Darth Vader: No, I am your father
's grave
Luke: Wait what
At least that one's pretty accurate
darth vader in actuality says no i am your father not luke i am your father 0of
You actually got the quote right
Xd
oh wait i am 150th like - this comment is off topic
"Several processes, system, system, system" That is what happens when your install protegent on your computer
1:45 "Data protection is not my story."
You're not wrong about that...
*M O D E L B A L L S*
Sarah Butterfly *I L O S T M Y C H R I S T M A S N O T E B O O K*
I hope he finds his Christmas notebook
Retarded Bobo yep same *GOD SPEED PROTO*
Lol
lol
(>-w-)>
Dantpl jhkj (*゚▽゚)ノ
0:06 *protect your protection*
0:07
we need protection
*PROTECT YOUR PROTECTION*
2:19: "I... A secured remote controll" 2:43 : "I am ur father's grave" SO WHO ARE YOU?
2:11 "My goal is to quit smoking", said no rapper ever
Hahahaha
I died at that part
MauvsStuff I lost my Christmas notebook
@@hogski5049 amazing
JSAB
"Protect your protection"
Well at least he's honest telling you to install another antivirus to protect protegent...
protegent?
You mean your father's grave?
Best comment ive ever red so far
Double trouble
@@lukegibson6044 uhhhh 😐
Protogen: my goal is stop smoking
Me: WAIT PROTOGEN HAS BEEN SMOKING?!.
*I have no words for how good this is*
*I do not have bacteria there.*
That's my new pick-up line.
"IM YOUR FATHERS GRAVE "
Damn thats *deep*
Sway in the morning Ya the grave is deep.
THAT ONE AND ONLY ORIGINAL NO VIDEO CHANNEL thats the joke -_-
six feet deep
Cursed Holy Shit Hoho Why Remove Your Comments Strange As Fuck
2:43 thats where you found it
Protegent was an amazing meme
1:45 the part where he raps about the data recovery feature is so funny because google translate says the exact opposite of what was said originally
Employees under 20 years of age...
*P E O P L E A R E A N G R Y*
Proto: He is not a thief
*shows picture of a thief*
He right, Hes a ninja XD
hes a ninja
Totally not a thief
@@korraiswaifu2749 wearing a ski mask
1:36
"limited information is limited"
Thanks mister thankful!
2:43 bro went personal there 💀
“My goal is to quit smoking “
“I a secured remote control “
“They protect children from reading”
“I am your fathers grave”
M O D E L : B A L L S
uh oh
I have deleted the files
Your family should follow standard procedures and adhere to the rules.
@@idontknowagoodname5025 L O A D I N G H I D D E N D A T A.
*F O R E I G N A C T I V I T Y*
HE'S NOT A THEIF
4 people like this, 666 likes
769
the only foreign activity is 777 likes
“My wife is real” the person making the ad: *sigh*
It syncs so well
Proto looks at Company, "This company is not good." "I lost the information People are angry" *Whispers* "I deleted the files..."
YOU ALWAYS LAUGH.
Employing people under the age of 18 is never a good idea if you want your company to be good.
“Data Protection is not my story”
*_you always laugh_*
**shows guy smiling at camera**
Ah yes... everything is eternal
“He’s not a thief”
*points to thief*
*points at thief*
He's not a thief.
Ok then.
*S A N T I A G O*
The Facts Girl Stealing information.
Jacob you see that guy hacking your computer and trying to steal your data he's not a theif
Jacob Foreign Activity
0:54 :world in 1000 years:
Somebody:what is your model?
Me: *_M O D E L : B A L L S_*
B a l l s
@@jbbajangamer B A L L S
B
A
L
L
S
XD
*BALLS*
Okay, but can we just talk about how excellent "All the bad things" fits in with the timing of the song?
“E v e r y t h I n g I s e t e r n a l” -protogent guy
2:14 "i lost my Christmas notebook"
give proto his Christmas notebook, he needs his Christmas notebook
If it was stolen, I would kill whoever stole it
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
💵
🤲🏿
*_PROTECT YOUR PROTECTION_*
Condoms for condoms
SpicyChicken2000 YT "antivirus is not enough, you need protegent" basically this
SpicyChicken2000 YT *my snow is my peace*
0/10 needs more deeta in joke
I D O N O T H A V E B A C T E R I A T H E R E
Stop the computer: Protect your protection.
New forms of new vaccines are up to date.
Antiviral antioxidant.
*_MODEL: BALLS_*
my friend: so what are your life goals?
me: MY GOAL IS TO QUIT SMOKING
Me: I am very mature
Also me: *M O D E L B A L L S* _WHEEZE_
same, here at 69 likes
69 is dead bc of me now (u mad bro)
same, here at 99 likes
“You always laugh”
*proceeds to show someone not laughing*
I'm the 1st person to like this comment!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@Chelliott9 so...?
M O DE L : B A L L S
@@maximum_axiom So…? Your being very rude man
@@fridaynightfunkin7941 so...?
"model:balls"
"Limited information is límited information"
"My goal is to stop smoking"
"I am your fathers grave"
I love on the final frame, it’s just his mouth in a circle In a void
When you realize all the top comments are regurgitated sentences from this video...
Several processes, SYSTEM SYSTEM SYSTEM
My peace is my snow
Loading hidden data
*N E W F O R M S O F N E W V A C C I N E S A R E U P T O D A T E*
Rylan Nef Bravo _Employees under 20 years of age:_
*_T H I S C O M P A N Y I S N O T G O O D_*
*YOUR HASHTAG IS YOUR HASHTAG*
1:52
"People are angry"
Me: And that's a fact.
Ah yes, the limited edition is limited. Just like how the floor is made out of floor.