Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
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- Опубліковано 9 тра 2016
- Panic! At The Disco's official video for 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time' from the album Death Of A Bachelor - available now on DCD2 / Fueled By Ramen.
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Directed by Tim Hendrix
LYRICS:
Alright, alright
It’s a helluva feeling though
Who are these people
I just woke up in my underwear
No liquor left on the shelf
I should prob’ly introduce myself
You shoulda seen what I wore
I had a cane and a party hat
was the king of this hologram
Where there’s no such thing as getting out of hand
Memories tend to just pop up
Drunk pre-meds and some rubber gloves
Five thousand people with designer drugs
Don’t think I’ll ever get enough
Champagne, cocaine, gasoline
And most things in between
I roam the city in a shopping cart
A pack of camels and a smoke alarm
This night is heating up
Raise hell and turn it up
Saying if you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe
Oh yeah
Don’t threaten me with a good time
What are these footprints
They don’t look very human like
Now I wish that I could find my clothes
Bedsheets and a morning rose
I wanna wake up
Can’t even tell if this is a dream
How did we end up in my neighbor’s pool
Upside down with a perfect view
Bar to bar at the speed of sound
Fancy feet dancing through this town
Lost my mind in a wedding gown
Don’t think I’ll ever get it now
I’m a scholar and a gentleman
And I usually don’t fall when I try to stand
I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt
But I make these high heels work
I’ve told you time and time again
I’m not as think as you drunk I am
And we all fell down as the sun came up
I think we’ve had enough
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I think Brendon just had a really f*cking weird dream and then made it into a music video xD
Probably
there is a movie just like this video.
same
Same
he said in an interview that this actually happened lol
Brendon.... This makes Emperors New Clothes look completely normal.
😂😂😂lmfao
Yessss😂😂
Totally xD
LOL SO TRUE
I got motion sickness from it and I'm super confused wtf did I just watch
"Don't threaten my with a good time"
If THIS is a good time, I don't wanna know what a bad time is.
*Megalovania starts playing*
Ok but hear me out
"Dude shes a monster"
"Really a freak in the sheets? She seems so sweet."
"No literally a monster"
Emperor's new clothes:
This is why the good time is a threat
hello. how are you doing?
I like how they took the line, "What are these footprints? They don't look very human-like" to the most extreme literal level for the music video.
"I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt, but I make these high heels work."
I am severely disappointed that Brendon isn't wearing high heels.
OMG DUDE SAME!
LPSErinCat IKR
same
I had a theory that the guy he was refering to was Pete actually
LPSErinCat there's actually a picture of Brendon wearing high heels and it's glorious
He's literally *panicking in the disco.*
LMAO
☠️
ha
SO UNDERRATED COMMENT
😳
I am a 67 year old great-grandma and I love Panic!At the Disco, which b the way my grandaughter played this song for me and said it descibed me perfectly! I have to agree because I know exactly how this song feeels! Carry on Brendan...You are one of my heroes and this son better be played at my going away party(no funeral for me) when I cross over to spirit!
Dude, I think it’s awesome to see someone who appreciates Panic! At the Disco even as an elder, you go grandma!
I love this so much. I can not express how cool you are. Grandma's can have good taste in music too!
You're so cool granny!
Ok, I'm just behind you at 62! And I wish Brenden was my son. 💞❤️💕
Granny you are so incredibly cool !!
I know how everyone is joking around, but honestly I think that this music video basically is trying to show the weird, peculiar and most importantly somewhat terrifying affects that alcohol and getting obsessively drunk can lay on the mind. The lyrics poke to weird feelings that have not been felt as hard as they should be that are oddly horrifying and complete loss of thoughts in a way.
But that’s just my thoughts, and it’s clear that this music video is truly about funky space octopus lady.
I think the video talks about addicting subsances as It goes along with the Beginning of the corus
> weird, peculiar and somewhat terrifying
Don't threaten me with a good time
Truth
bORING
"Champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between." Oh it's about more than just alcohol lol. Just addictions in general.
the moral of this story:
*"im not as think as you drunk i am"*
Beebo! At the Disco yes, yes you are, go Home! XD
Beebo! At the Disco I had to reread that like five times before understanding what the hell was your comment. Thx for that, bro XD
I'll go home.
AFTER I MICROWAVE A BARBIEEE AND
MAKE A CONSPIARCY VIDEO! (Sing that to the champagne cocaine gasoline part it sounds rlly good..)
Lol i read this right when he sang it
Mya Gonzalez same
Every other music artist: The video should have a meaning and make sense
Bredon: sqUID LADIEs
Chloe Slytherin LMAO TRUE
LOL
Lol that so sounds like Brendon...
But if you watch the Beyond The Video for this, the director said he was the one who wanted the said tentacles
Ari Da Berry -The director wanted hentai- 😂😂
Chloe Slytherin tbf the songs trash this is the only reason it catches the eye it’s a market ploy to stand up (stolen from r/iamverysmart)
Rock lobster...
Fr was just thinking the same thing
Or like Jimmy neutron
Iraq lobster
Thought it was only me 😭😭
in love with that moment: “I’m a scholar and a gentleman, and I usually don’t fall when I try to stand” ❤
Brendon: CHAMPAGNE COCAINE GASOLINE~
Disney: YES. YES. YOU. FROZEN 2. RIGHT NOW.
Accurate
underrated comment
Underrated
I mean-
😂
Brendon:* throws lamp
Monster:* uses uno reverse card
*This is hella underrated.*
Grey Boost
Nice one. Lmao
Proceeds to listen to Last Suprise
Rock* monster
Brendon:*Throws lamp*
Monster:No u
THIS IS ART. You can tell how much Brendon cared about making all the songs he did. I will miss him terribly.
girl hes not dead
I mean you can still tell him that to his face if you really wanted to
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
"I lost a bet to a guy in a chiffon skirt but I make these high heels work😌"
The best parts of this mv
FR
that happended, I really wanted Brendon urie to wake up in a chiffon skirt and make those high heels work
Same😂
SAME
I FEEL YOU
SamE
yes XD
Ok... so there's a man eating squid or what ever the hell that is; yet the most unrealistic thing about this is a girl saying no to Brendon Urie.
TinyMix Studio true
Nobody lives and says no to Brandon Urie
even men wouldn't...
TinyMix Studio but it's true
yvonne kay |-/
Heavenly Father I pray you keep the person that's reading this alive, safe, healthy and financially blessed. Amen
It was the Rock Lobster 🦞 sampling that first peaked my interest but found the whole song a brilliantly written gem!
That’s what I was thinking!
I came to the comments just for this! I wondered if anyone else noticed it was Rock Lobster 🦞 😂
Took me 5 years to realize it too
Came here to add this comment. Thank you
I always say that but most people, somehow, dont hear it
lets just respect that 2 minutes of dating brendon urie simulator
right and love your pic
Nice rpofile pic bruh
I agree xD
I like your picture it's awesome
perfect xD
Most people: what the hell is this video
Brendon: sexy squid 😫
Brendon*
He was a girl at the beginning, who went to club to meet Brendon, then Brendon use teleport to be on right side of her, they started dancing, but girly version of Brendon has been drunken too much, so girly version of Brendon started to become a monster. When they were at home to do what drunken people use to do, but girly version of Brendon got max level of being horny, he/she became total monster then to eat such sexy Brendon ( and I am sure, that other monsters were jealous ) and take his soul, because to be famous we need to sell our soul to Satan. Girly version of Brendon with soul of this guy, became new slut in Brendon body to hunt next sexual prey in the club and kill. Demon this then will be need find new Brendon again and again, because he is too much glorious, God doesn't let people living without him.
Who think, that Brendon Urie is a demon, who sell his soul for Satan to be famous and tell me how much time I used his name.
Ok, people I don't understand why you doesn't understand this song - it is about memory loss, alcohol, narcotics and other psychotropic things. Some people should remember, that fun and especially with alcohol and narcotics in night club for straight and gay people can end for them tragically. You can meet rapist and meet too much shallow and empty people - it can be very dangerous.
So this human who doesn't look like human, look like that for another person being under alcohol....etc. influence.
You don't wanna meet a monster in real life, but when you meet this monster it can too much late to escape.
Sorry if I destroy my joke and your fun by my second comment here.
@@andrekerterso353 where was the joke?
My obbsesion with this song is getting unhealthy
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am.” -Panic at the Disco
This takes
"You are what you eat." to a whole new level.
DEAD
Oh god
You're a holosexual too? OMG IM AT HOME!!
Yep
Now, we wait for the vegans
Dont you hate it when the girl you meet in a bar is a tentacle monster? #relatable
It's just the worst #relatable
I feel bad for the poor girl that goes home with Brendon Urie to find out he's a tentacle monster
i just hate when that happens
I'd probably still hit that if he let me >.>
Yeah, I also hate it when my arms turn into tentacles when I'm dancing gosh
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
2022 best line ever
Leaving this so everytime its liked. I'm reminded to listen.
" *CHAMPAGNE, COCAINE, GASOLINE* "
I think that's what he was doing while making this video.
....sounds about right
And most things in between
Geffrey kjhhincy 😂😂🥃
The gasoline too?
Not just those.
Anyone else disappointed that we didn’t see Brendon make those high heels work?!
Me😭
Me😣
Me: **makes him make the high heels work** there
I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED HE DOES MAKE HIGH HEELS WORK
Princxss Phxebe me
This gives the term "party monster" a whole new meaning.
I just hate when i am roaming the city in a shopping cart and a pack of camels that have smoke alarms attack me , its my biggest pet peeve
It’s my biggest fear. I’m scared a pack of camels with smoke alarms will jump me smh
9/10
Did not see Brendon in heels.
I saw him make those high heels work.... in my mind BECAUSE HE DIDN'T WEAR HIGH HEELS IN THE VIDEO, why am I so mad
why are you like this men don't wear them
Keep on trying. You might get it eventually lol.
''i'm not as think as you drunk i am''
best line they ever wrote
when does he say that
they didn't write it it's an old saying
+Nanananana Oreo read it again
+Nanananana Oreo Doesn't change how great it is tho
"they ever wrote" HA
HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
This is a certified classic
You are, without a doubt, my favorite singer.
The octopus monster - a true bisexual icon
Kitty Queen happy pride month 🙃
I have seen enough hentai to know this to be true.
A true Genderqueer icon
Kitty Queen army :))
Don’t you think it would be Pansexual
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
*Seems legit.*
Sounds like me after I say I'm not tired at a sleepover when I havent slept in weeks
Lynx Hufflepuff same tho
I love that line. Might be iconic. That's probably the one line that I will always sing when this song comes up, no matter where I am.
I ruined 420 likes
@@pasta6302 oof
0:01
Me: ROCK LOBSTER?
"THIS NIGHT IS HEATING UP" fits so well when you listen to this at a party
brendon: sees terrifying squid monster thing
brendon: throws lamp at it
Then gets 360ed hahahaha genius
Squid monster: uses uno reverse card
i mean, in minecraft you use the weirdest things to kill zombies soo..
Hillary Delaney i love lamp
Who wouldn't throw a lamp at it?
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
Aaannnnndd this is the best song to exist.
it was intentional
Slendy CA it was something he said during and interview when he was with FOB while drunk.
Slendy CA I just ruined the 169 likes on your comment DX
Slendy CA OMG I never hear that HAHAH
Slendy CA yes
that guitar riff at the beginning
“I’m not as think as you drunk I am” gold
2:49
That skulls forehead's too small to be Brendons...
Oml
It's Ryan definitely
*too
your comment generally confused me
Regular Ice the forehead on the skull isn't the same size as brendon's
In this video I actually have to calm myself down because I realize he actually panics at the disco😂
Omg he does
Omg what
Holy beebo you cracked the code
Holy shit he's actually panicking at the disco....
What is my life right now
If I could give you gold, I would!
Lyrics
We were at a party
His earlobe fell in the deep
Someone reached in and grabbed it
It was a rock lobster
Rock lobster
Rock lobster
We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a rock
It wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster.
Oh wait wrong song.
Omg that lamp.
Bruh... Hell of a night. I'd buy that ticket lol
My friend heard me mumbling "champagne cocaine gasoline" and said "wtf do you do in your free time?"
This
Cinnamon is Trash ok I don't know why I started laughing so hard
Tateo Potato listening to PANIC! At The Disco!
Aaaand that is why I only sing this song when I'm alone...so people don't call 911😂😂😂Great story though
You should've indeed.
Petition for Brendon to remake the video so he actually wears high heels
hahaha
The Smart Cookie YES
signed
The Smart Cookie *signs* Look don’t tell my mother about this, she already thinks I’m weird.
Everybody has been saying that! I'm beginning to feel famous! Lmao 😂
2:16 I just realized that tentacle monster 360 no scope'd Brendon
ive listened to this song for years man, and today i listned again and i just heard the lyrics "im not as think as you drunk i am" 😩 ive been saying the right way for him this whole time
OK BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW BRENDON'S SKULL STILL HAS HIS HAIR ON IT
omg I just noticed that
His hair was too good to get rid of
Oh yeah XD
Christian Grennell ikr
Sahaja Talla because its to good to leave us😂
“I’m not as think as you drunk i am” is my fave quote
B H my fave is but I make these high heels work
Go Drunk, You are Home
TATTOO ANYONE
I mean come on, how cool would that be?!
Bella Pylant Noice! Also, "Dancing's Not A Crime" for me, I'm a weirdo who likes to dance in the grocery store
I’m not as think as you drunk I am is literally the best line in this song I don’t care 😌
I will forever be a PATD fan. Started listening to them at 13, still here at 28
That relatable moment when your leg becomes a tentacle
Justine Garcia it be like that sometimes
God I hate that, in front if your crush is he worst
Ikr its been happening a lot lately
It happens all the time. But dont you also hate it when you try and eat your crush and they run away and throw a lamp at you.
@@nickq4398 UGH hate it
Director - okay brendon, in this scene use the closest thing to defend yourself. make it reasonable!
Brendon - LAMP
Moth* DID SOMEONE SAY LAMP
I thought it was a microwave...
Brendon is secretly Moth.
right lol
@@po6051 I AM DED
Okay, the “Rock Lobster” sample lured me in for a moment there! I knew Panic! Had to have made this track worth vibin to
This riff The B52's band is so good. Panic adapted so well. Great job!!
What's even weirder is that there is only ONE lyric that relates to the video
"What are these footprints? They dont seem very humanlike"
Aw yeah im th 69t h lik
if anyone is wondering the timestamp is 1:34
They're not even footprints though lol
Honestly this just made me think that Brendon had sex with a Furry and when they left they had paw prints everywhere because of the fur suit and Brendon though to himself, “I could make a song outta this.”
I think they are the goat hooves of the devil.
Girls/Girls/Boys:
FBR: What do you want to do for the video?
Brendon: (Rips clothes off)
FBR:Ok, this is the only time your doing something this weird though.
Emporer's New Clothes:
FBR: So what d-
Brendon: DEMON.
FBR: what?
Brendon: DEMON.
Don't threaten me with a good time:
FBR: So, we need something serious, how about-
Brendon: TENTACLE MONSTER.
FBR:What!?
Brendon: Tentacle monster.
Edit: Guys I posted this 3 years ago and I just remembered this comment lmfaoo 😭 anyways these replies are killing me
"Tentacle"
Sheridan McElhone BRENDON ALL DAY LONG RIGHT THERE HONEY😘😘😘😘😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
The Realest Cat That's how you spell tentacle
LA Devotee
FBR: Ok, we can't do anything weird this ti-
Brendon: FUCKING CULT
FBR: *sigh*
yup.
bro man took 17 shots o whiskey and he still singing
This song taught us : The mind can forget, but the hearts will always remember.
I love how people think Billie Eilish's videos are weird and then there's this masterpiece.
Panic at the Disco and imagine Dragons music videos are weird as heck. So weird they're almost perfect.
Truuuuueeee
Don't forget Melanie Martinez
masterpieces*
According to me, Billie Eilish and Panic At The Disco's styles are really reallyyyy different ! I love their styles !
“I lost my mind in wedding gown”
So _brendon_ is the grooms bride...
*KNEW IT*
So he's a whore?
@@jumanadarwish277 ahhaha
Watch past brendon chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of closing a damn door to grooms bride him
Lulu, OMG IM DYING- XD SO TURE!!
LMAO
I literally came here from listening to it on 2k18.
I started listening to this song, and my sis was like, "you should see the official video, it's very random" I didn't expect any of this.
It's still a masterpiece
Who the hell hits the club in the morning
*I forgot. It's LA. And it's Brendon.*
jessthecactus 😂😂😂 I CANT BREATHE
And apparently stays there the whole day 😂
Me
nah most likely still just only brendon
Welcome to L.A. were people go to bars anytime in the day
so...guess there really was panic at the disco.
i'll let myself out.
😂😂
JFC
+Tj the Gamer i love you that was the best joke ever
they finally lived up to their name
Omg.
To all the people who are still listening to this, you all are the real fans.
If you're not listening to this in 2023 we can't be friends.
'im not as think as you drunk i am' ~brendon 2016
No one
Stupid 9 year olds: AnYoNe WaTChINg In 2019
Always
I'm watching on October 22, 2077
@@Joekline11
Nine year olds aren't stupid unless they're not PewDiePie fans ;)
Sairas Lapsi I’m watching in june 9 th 20420
Brendon: “I'm not as think as you drunk I am"
Me: Laughs
•WAIT•
ha lol same
Why did think make sense in my mind lmao
UnSexy Derp true tho
Fluffy MinMin he doesnt say that
Yes he does if you look up the lyrics
this was probably every "fangirls" dream untill that tentacle monster happened
This was my jam before I got sober.
Brendon: * throws lamp *
Monster: no u
turn card
Uno reverse card.
I choked on air reading this
FULL COUNTER
Uno reverse card ACTIVATE
I love this song, but I have literally NO IDEA what I just watched
Shadowfire6824 welcome to hentai
I mean yeah basically
Shadowfire6824 same 😂
Shadowfire6824 same here 😂
Me watching LA Devotee
This song sounds like rock lobster at the start
Finally somebody knows what rock lobster is
And there was the part that was directly sampled as they went to the dance floor.
Definite nod to B-52s' "Rock Lobster."
when you realize a tentical monster has a better chance with brendon urie than you do
LPS KitKat WHO THE CRAP IS BRANDON URIE
My mess øf a channel I........ *sigh* wow just wow, WHO DO YOU THINK IT IS,....... *sigh*
+LPS KitKat its irony bc u wrote "brandon" which is really triggering bc its brendon
......Whos Brandon?
exactly... who the fuck is brandon urie?
i was really hoping for a drunk brendon urie in a wedding dress and trying to walk in high heels but this is cool too
Same
😂
Same
Same
Literally would have died
Was to busy vibin that I forgot about the scream at the end and my soul almost left body
I like how this thing did a 360 no scope with that lamp
Moral of the story is: You are what you eat
Omg... lmao
OMG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
kdkdk
Amazing
Hikari Kun your comment made feel bad because now i'm eating sweets 🌝💔
I love that they bit off B-52's Rock Lobster!
My brain: this song is amazing and the story of the video is great
The deeper, repressed part of my brain: ROCK LOBSTER!
That uber driver must be confused Af picking up different people every day at the same house
Holy sh*t you must have had to think really hard about that
It's not always the same driver...
derek the dimple i know this has nothing to do with the video but your username is genius props to you for that
BuffBanana03, and the garbage men. Like "There's human skulls in the trash??"
LOL
Is nobody going to pay attention to the fact that a tentacle monster 360 no-scoped a half-naked Brendon with a lamp?
Some Dude lmao what fortnite made us learn.
you don't realize how ridiculous something is until you try to describe it...
CaityCat
Exactly. That's why nobody really payed attention to it.
I payed attention 2 that u not the only one fam
Some Dude yeah
Thanks 2k for putting me on to this banger 💪🏾
"I'm not as think as you drunk i am." LOLLL
'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'
yes, yes good lyrics, I am proud
My favourite lyric
Jane Whale Sophia yup.
copy what I said lol k sneaky betch (;
Jane Whale Sophia gud/10
Jane Whale Sophia that's the point because it's a friggn drug trip
"I'm not as think as you drunk i am" will always be my favourite line
me too XD
Mine too xD
Same.
I like that one too but what about “Champaign, Cocaine, Gasoline and most things in between I roam the city the city in a shopping cart pack of camels and a smoke alarm”
That ones amazing too
The brendon experience 😻😻😻😻
It gets stranger when you find out the intro to the song is sampled from a song called rock lobster
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Brendon Urie: yo what if i ran away from a squid demon lady in my underwear.
or what if i threw a lamp at her
I was 69th like and I’m PROUD.
The question is why not?
and then what if I become the squid demon?
Honestly, that’s my fantasy
"So What if we make the music video about a Tentacle Monster that goes to clubs, flirts with people,brings them home,eats them,becomes them,and repeats?"
"Holy shit, you are a genius"
Ghost Games well crazy equals genius
Also known as "Lonely Hearts".
That was so fucking amasing!
Ghost Games ya know this song is about stds
Rainbow Dash I was talking about the video itself not the song.
Gotta be one of the greatest song titles ever.
I love how the Monster does a 360 when hitting Brendon with that lamp
well.. thats the death of the bachelor
Omg 😂
omfg
No
no
+Nisa Hilmi omg too soon!