the MYTHIC BEAR in fortnite

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  • @SMLVods
    @SMLVods 4 роки тому +439

    “I remember when my parents carried me around like this”
    Lazar had a weird childhood

  • @deciwasgone
    @deciwasgone 4 роки тому +768

    Lazar: *”I’m using my kid as a bulletproof shield”*
    Me: *”Just a normal Lazarbeam video...”*

    • @deciwasgone
      @deciwasgone 4 роки тому +2

      TheGalaxyPuggo 👍

    • @bufffsanta2968
      @bufffsanta2968 4 роки тому +2

      @TheGalaxyPuggo wait why

    • @LazyLetifer
      @LazyLetifer 4 роки тому +3

      Or a normal day in isis

    • @ramenlover3608
      @ramenlover3608 4 роки тому

      TheGalaxyPuggo done!

    • @pep9328
      @pep9328 4 роки тому

      1k Subs By 2021 Challenge “i cant axe my kid in the head”

  • @patricksarama4963
    @patricksarama4963 4 роки тому +2515

    Lannan: “I’m goinna strap C4 to this child”
    Ilsa: *This is why we won’t have kids*

  • @polar3488
    @polar3488 4 роки тому +1406

    "Use your children as bulletproof cover"
    PARENTING LESSONS WITH LAZARBEAM

  • @NotRyan_lol
    @NotRyan_lol 4 роки тому +177

    Whenever epic adds a playable/useable item
    Lazar: Let’s strap it with c4

  • @XxDeadlocke
    @XxDeadlocke 4 роки тому +308

    Lannan- “look at them, they are having so much fun”
    Bears- *Currently suffering brain damage becaus they constantly hit their heads on the roof*

  • @bigmanbruce5720
    @bigmanbruce5720 4 роки тому +377

    “Look how much fun they are having”
    *bears are bouncing and hitting their skulls on the metal ceiling

  • @socks2781
    @socks2781 4 роки тому +44

    It's always nice to see a family have some good quality time together

  • @Beastlol_
    @Beastlol_ 4 роки тому +529

    "We had to murder a couple of teachers, they just really didn't wanna give up the kids"
    -Lazarbeam 2020

    • @callmeruin7896
      @callmeruin7896 4 роки тому +3

      Pewdiepie was number2 on trending lazar beam was 1

    • @irishguysscarf6197
      @irishguysscarf6197 4 роки тому

      Beast TV as soon as I saw that comment he said it

    • @Jasmine-fk7jg
      @Jasmine-fk7jg 4 роки тому

      Beast TV ur so right tho

    • @boomergrandpa90
      @boomergrandpa90 4 роки тому +1

      Beast TV we had to “take care” of a couple of teachers. Would be better

    • @Beastlol_
      @Beastlol_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@boomergrandpa90 wasn't me who said it so

  • @4equals1
    @4equals1 4 роки тому +138

    Lazer and Fresh: Look at how much fun there having!
    The bears hitting the metal: ow ow ow ow ow

    • @QBlaze_IT
      @QBlaze_IT 4 роки тому

      Oh shit

    • @SuperDD101
      @SuperDD101 4 роки тому +2

      Why u why bully them

    • @DG-qs2oi
      @DG-qs2oi 4 роки тому

      Yeah if laserbeam was taking care of me like that A I what isn’t right laserbeam smashing my head to a roof

    • @johnfoley3622
      @johnfoley3622 4 роки тому +1

      Lisa Rodriguez haha

    • @4equals1
      @4equals1 4 роки тому

      @@QBlaze_IT I'm a dude on my moms phone

  • @samuelsanchez1429
    @samuelsanchez1429 4 роки тому +357

    Today: “it’s indestructible, it can’t break”
    Tomorrow: “Breaking the Mythic Bear”

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому +4

      I only need 7 more subs to get to 1.44k please sub if you want to

    • @atvan1210
      @atvan1210 4 роки тому

      @@radpart242 i did

    • @thefootie1283
      @thefootie1283 4 роки тому

      Probably

    • @AlessandroFootball
      @AlessandroFootball 4 роки тому

      Give me feedback on my channel

    • @EvanAintDead
      @EvanAintDead 4 роки тому

      RADP ART 24 I will if you sub to me

  • @CxffeeBean
    @CxffeeBean 4 роки тому +427

    Australia: "Kids can't get shot!"
    America: *...*

  • @kingnduja1007
    @kingnduja1007 4 роки тому +445

    Lannan: we didn’t teach them how to swim
    Jason: you forgot your covered bridge

  • @wellsstanley3114
    @wellsstanley3114 4 роки тому +435

    Normal Parents: "Run kids we are getting shot at, save yourself!"
    Lazar: "Oh no we are getting shot at use the kids as a shield!"

  • @nasirkazmi9729
    @nasirkazmi9729 4 роки тому +407

    “Using kids as sucide bombers”
    - Lannan 2020

  • @2slow71
    @2slow71 4 роки тому +173

    Lazerbeam: protect the children
    starts yeeting them around

    • @hi.igiveup3327
      @hi.igiveup3327 4 роки тому +1

      Synxy- Fortnite the whole point of the video

    • @PopularGym29
      @PopularGym29 4 роки тому +1

      ITS LAZARBEAM NOT LAZERBEAM

    • @2slow71
      @2slow71 4 роки тому +1

      PopularGym my bad ☹️

    • @PopularGym29
      @PopularGym29 4 роки тому +2

      Ineedtoiletppr it’s ok

    • @achilles2533
      @achilles2533 4 роки тому

      @@2slow71 irs ok i do it all the time

  • @nathanosullivan7677
    @nathanosullivan7677 4 роки тому +268

    My parents: I would take a bullet for you
    Lannon:uses his kids as an invincible shield

    • @lukusdoghty
      @lukusdoghty 4 роки тому +2

      Nathan O’Sullivan you would take a bully for me -Lannan

    • @jayden__3896
      @jayden__3896 4 роки тому +1

      Story of batman sentence 1

    • @oliverbills6443
      @oliverbills6443 4 роки тому +1

      you have parents?

    • @keller3594
      @keller3594 4 роки тому

      Your kids: I would take a bullet for my parents

    • @dreae4531
      @dreae4531 4 роки тому

      Nathan O’Sullivan other way around except i’m not invincible

  • @speci4lforce
    @speci4lforce 4 роки тому +184

    Lazarbeam: I want five of ‘em
    Fortnite: *Makes a bear that only has 4 in the whole map*
    Lazarbeam: *Sad*

    • @marionzaalman9277
      @marionzaalman9277 4 роки тому

      why would you like beyond the 69 mark? You absolute fools

    • @gioooxxii
      @gioooxxii 4 роки тому +3

      Marion Zaalman shut up

    • @sham-zt9jm
      @sham-zt9jm 4 роки тому +3

      @@gioooxxii you big mad aren't you?

    • @GaLaXy-yh4uj
      @GaLaXy-yh4uj 4 роки тому +1

      Mythik you are not a man of culture, obviously

    • @Vincent43534
      @Vincent43534 4 роки тому

      😂

  • @hookedinfloridafishing2561
    @hookedinfloridafishing2561 4 роки тому +491

    Just throws their “kids”
    Lazar and fresh: “man we just the best parents”

    • @Cishy
      @Cishy 4 роки тому +3

      Binh Nguyen read my name

    • @Felotin
      @Felotin 4 роки тому +6

      @@Cishy no

    • @nottoday9438
      @nottoday9438 4 роки тому +3

      U mean just yeets there kids

    • @jonclayton3899
      @jonclayton3899 4 роки тому

      Why is your profile picture just nmds

    • @lawrencezhu2479
      @lawrencezhu2479 4 роки тому +1

      LOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOLLOLOLOL

  • @goblintacos88
    @goblintacos88 4 роки тому +476

    The look on a players face if they came there to find those bears bouncing with no one around would have been hilarious!

    • @monsieurjellie3753
      @monsieurjellie3753 4 роки тому +4

      What the heck why are there no replies to this

    • @goblintacos88
      @goblintacos88 4 роки тому +1

      @@monsieurjellie3753 I know right, 246 likes and no comments, oh well, thanks for being the first.

    • @horrorfan5053
      @horrorfan5053 4 роки тому +1

      @@goblintacos88 I'm the third person to reply

    • @goblintacos88
      @goblintacos88 4 роки тому +1

      @@horrorfan5053 Cool thanks.

    • @user-hl1zf3hx4s
      @user-hl1zf3hx4s 3 роки тому +1

      Imagine being first comment 340 likes 6 comments

  • @hemishaubeeluck1654
    @hemishaubeeluck1654 4 роки тому +209

    Lazerbeam: “Don’t pay attention to my health”
    Who watched Fresh’s video and knows how many times lazerbeam died.

    • @mja2301
      @mja2301 4 роки тому +1

      *lazarbeam

    • @Stairfan
      @Stairfan 4 роки тому +3

      Yea he died lot of times

    • @SubjectFiftyOne
      @SubjectFiftyOne 4 роки тому +1

      Hemish Aubeeluck me

    • @HabibiDS
      @HabibiDS 4 роки тому +2

      He didn't put the part that he names them😩😩

    • @Jacob-rx5ot
      @Jacob-rx5ot 4 роки тому +2

      Jip Buddelmeijer shush

  • @only_Tamm-n2v
    @only_Tamm-n2v 4 роки тому +115

    Lannan: We are the best PaReNtS
    Also Lannan: Yeets his children across the map and uses them as a shield

    • @BluE68_
      @BluE68_ 4 роки тому +2

      Alina I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ omg this isn’t pornhub get the fuck out of UA-cam comments

    • @5ktylr
      @5ktylr 4 роки тому +1

      Booty4U GamesYT thanx bro

    • @dcain1445
      @dcain1445 4 роки тому +1

      Booty4U GamesYT I’ve reported them 20 times in just this comment section

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 4 роки тому +1

      Tamim Husseini he also put explosives on them

  • @memereport2481
    @memereport2481 4 роки тому +60

    I love how lazar immediately makes a joke about how him and fresh are the mom and dad now that fresh is 18

  • @peyton3613
    @peyton3613 4 роки тому +72

    “kids are easy to throw.”
    *-Lannan 2020*

    • @moron4
      @moron4 4 роки тому +1

      @Alyssa! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo that's an interesting username

  • @pookie__bear
    @pookie__bear 4 роки тому +67

    3:08 a bear has fallen into a river in Lego city

  • @nickmai9396
    @nickmai9396 4 роки тому +98

    Most people: Use the crash pads as last minute clutches from fall damage
    Lazarbeam and Fresh: Uses it as a bouncy castle for their invincible children

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому +2

      I only need 5 more subs to get to 1.47k please sub if you want to

    • @nickmai9396
      @nickmai9396 4 роки тому +1

      I subbed, you’re a really good drawer!

    • @yvngkenn
      @yvngkenn 4 роки тому

      Check out my yt I make gaming vides

    • @minerlover69420
      @minerlover69420 4 роки тому

      RADP ART 24 I’ll sub to u if u sub to me

    • @PatternHB
      @PatternHB 4 роки тому

      @@radpart242 oh look your here too I swear your everywhere

  • @jacobmaccan3109
    @jacobmaccan3109 4 роки тому +49

    “look how much fun they’re having”
    “they’re probably getting brain damage”

    • @frankiesamo1563
      @frankiesamo1563 3 роки тому +3

      I remember seeing your comment 9 months ago

  • @twitchtrolltv1642
    @twitchtrolltv1642 4 роки тому +103

    "There was something that no one else saw". This legend wont let fortnite die

  • @Ironpoint
    @Ironpoint 4 роки тому +250

    “I cannot axe my own child”
    Thank god

    • @mashroon24
      @mashroon24 4 роки тому

      He had a dissapointment there tbh

    • @Mars1x1
      @Mars1x1 4 роки тому

      Am I The *FASTEST* Confirm Edit On Release Editor?!

    • @crimsonavocado9844
      @crimsonavocado9844 4 роки тому

      @Anna! I love sех! Тар on my photo y

    • @bluemaster75
      @bluemaster75 4 роки тому

      He can axe them a question though.

    • @jamsjams1111
      @jamsjams1111 4 роки тому

      @@bluemaster75 no

  • @orkunmuz
    @orkunmuz 4 роки тому +415

    Lannan: We are the best parents
    Also Lannan:*Puts C4 on his child*

  • @harrysimpson7199
    @harrysimpson7199 4 роки тому +1

    Lazarbeams dream has become possible in fortnite

  • @IamPq
    @IamPq 4 роки тому +426

    Fortnite: *sees bear* “Oh, such a cute cuddly object!”
    Lazarbeam: *sees bear* “NUCLEAR DEVICE!”

    • @duck_nio2791
      @duck_nio2791 4 роки тому +1

      The Simpsons? More Like The Bearsons

    • @ThatBoredDude866
      @ThatBoredDude866 4 роки тому

      @ Ay get me to 1k subs the fuccccccc

    • @nano8272
      @nano8272 4 роки тому +1

      Lazarbeam: *sees bear*
      Lazarbeam again: WAKANDA FOEVA

    • @whenpeoplesaykarensarentba1772
      @whenpeoplesaykarensarentba1772 4 роки тому

      Fortnite oo cute bears laser beam bear=bomb better version of this coment

    • @TheJobo-fw6uw
      @TheJobo-fw6uw 4 роки тому +1

      Exactly destruction is always good

  • @hsaduo
    @hsaduo 4 роки тому +140

    lannan: "we didn’t teach them how to swim
    "
    jason: " you forgot your covered bridge"

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 4 роки тому +2

      I need 6 more subs plz support to 1.05k

    • @solazteca5823
      @solazteca5823 4 роки тому +1

      Omg your right he needs his covered bridge and need to destroy it so his enemies don’t follow him

    • @markonedyalkov7299
      @markonedyalkov7299 4 роки тому +3

      Jason is not proud of you

    • @kingnduja1007
      @kingnduja1007 4 роки тому +1

      Wow impressive copying there

    • @rly.shiesty
      @rly.shiesty 4 роки тому

      OMG I NEED 2000 MORE SUBS UNTIL 2.1K PLZ SUB OMG IM SO CLOSE PLZ SUPPORT ONLY 2000 MORE SUBS

  • @noh3518
    @noh3518 4 роки тому +177

    Lazar: “Kids can not be shot”
    America: Observe.

    • @cerij3768
      @cerij3768 4 роки тому +3

      America: Allow me to introduce myself...

    • @alansun697
      @alansun697 4 роки тому +5

      Noah Norman hey I think we have none this month so that’s pretty cool

    • @louis9926
      @louis9926 4 роки тому +2

      Jeez that’s dark

    • @benbrooks14
      @benbrooks14 4 роки тому +1

      Alan Sun THIS month there is no school in americ

    • @coopsbmx
      @coopsbmx 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @NewiDeltafell
    @NewiDeltafell 3 роки тому +6

    it's funny to think this was testing for chickens

  • @ihavethehighgroundanakin8075
    @ihavethehighgroundanakin8075 4 роки тому +668

    “Kids can’t be shot”
    Americans: they really are different

    • @FrigNick
      @FrigNick 4 роки тому +34

      Funny... but seriously fucked up

    • @jessepusatero5511
      @jessepusatero5511 4 роки тому +12

      I waiting for the comment that tries to roast you so we can see how fast people turn on them

    • @_Deryn_
      @_Deryn_ 4 роки тому +10

      This is America....

    • @user-eo5eh5no3r
      @user-eo5eh5no3r 4 роки тому +5

      this video should be called ultimate leap frog in fortnite

    • @projectgamer4686
      @projectgamer4686 4 роки тому +3

      Willy doh

  • @numberzer0443
    @numberzer0443 4 роки тому +370

    Lannon: “We are great parents!” Also Lannon: Throws kids in a river, uses them as a shield, and loses them...

  • @nicolebriant98
    @nicolebriant98 4 роки тому +141

    I love how fresh seemed really into roleplaying a parent.

  • @victorcarrera7338
    @victorcarrera7338 4 роки тому +3

    0:50
    Now your bear is a nuclear weapon
    XD

  • @user-zu4kf2ei6v
    @user-zu4kf2ei6v 4 роки тому +194

    Lannan to Fresh : “they are our bear cubs”
    Fresh is Lannan’s son
    Me: Alabama

    • @istolebilliesavacados1315
      @istolebilliesavacados1315 4 роки тому +4

      M F you should’ve done “Sweet home, Alabama!” But low key Alabama is quite fun tbh

    • @RoKitten
      @RoKitten 4 роки тому +4

      Pew fan am i right

    • @kevinmcarthur8631
      @kevinmcarthur8631 4 роки тому +1

      WUT

    • @zaptic9004
      @zaptic9004 4 роки тому

      kevin mcarthur he isn’t his real son if thats what your thinking, its all memes

    • @Criswell3000
      @Criswell3000 4 роки тому +1

      Flash back to PewDiePie Minecraft series

  • @hatecav
    @hatecav 4 роки тому +33

    Lannan: "I cannot axe my own children in the head"
    Fresh: *No concern*

  • @Travvplug
    @Travvplug 4 роки тому +236

    “No one can throw kids like we do”- Lannan 2020

    • @Sill44
      @Sill44 4 роки тому +10

      @@radpart242 I know you need subs but think that maybe you need to stop spamming and earn subs by doing hard work like other youtubers who spend hours editing or trying to do a challenge or something. please stop spamming

    • @markgaming9288
      @markgaming9288 4 роки тому

      It lannan

    • @carrieanne6593
      @carrieanne6593 4 роки тому +1

      Lannan*

    • @corvus3835
      @corvus3835 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @brandonkuenne
      @brandonkuenne 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry to self promote but it means a ton if you. An go check me out thanks 😊

  • @Shushh.53
    @Shushh.53 4 роки тому +2

    7:30 the bear is now Ironman

  • @SciFactsYT118
    @SciFactsYT118 4 роки тому +756

    Random fact: It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely.

    • @heapass7792
      @heapass7792 4 роки тому +12

      Ive seen you every where

    • @ninjakitten_
      @ninjakitten_ 4 роки тому +5

      To well known a fact

    • @szj172
      @szj172 4 роки тому +2

      I'm swiss and didnt even know 🙀

    • @animation6457
      @animation6457 4 роки тому

      @@heapass7792 🖒🏾

    • @TurtleMANMAN
      @TurtleMANMAN 4 роки тому +1

      Thats is kind of random?

  • @ganstagaming4597
    @ganstagaming4597 4 роки тому +369

    “I’m using my kid as a bullet proof shield” I did that in Skyrim

  • @lucianp.2568
    @lucianp.2568 4 роки тому +61

    Lazar and Fresh: Win a game while carrying bears.
    Me: can't win a normal game with bots

  • @trygveevensen171
    @trygveevensen171 4 роки тому +23

    It makes me so happy seeing that he still makes good content

  • @yomum6715
    @yomum6715 4 роки тому +157

    Lannan: *growing a moustache*
    Craytor: Finally, a worthy opponent

  • @seatoffee
    @seatoffee 4 роки тому +44

    Me and my mates picked these up today and WE HAD NO IDEA if only we knew

  • @subscribebecauseipaymytaxe6195
    @subscribebecauseipaymytaxe6195 4 роки тому +49

    Therapist: "Floating bears don't exist they cant hurt you"
    Floating bears: 1:14

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому

      I only need 6 more subs to get to 1.43k please sub if you want to

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest UA-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel!!! Greetings, dear obana

    • @sheagrossbaum5671
      @sheagrossbaum5671 4 роки тому +1

      Mr. President, what is your last name?

    • @thegoose4301
      @thegoose4301 4 роки тому

      Actually floating bears: am I a joke to you

    • @h4ydennn222
      @h4ydennn222 4 роки тому

      @@radpart242 no one cares

  • @CuriousRobyn
    @CuriousRobyn 4 роки тому +1

    Lazar and Fresh are great Bearants

  • @egotastical9503
    @egotastical9503 4 роки тому +169

    “A Bear has fallen into the river in Lannan City.”

  • @yashasgaonkar1860
    @yashasgaonkar1860 4 роки тому +321

    Everybody's gangsta until lannan uses his children as a shield

  • @yuli3887
    @yuli3887 4 роки тому +106

    Lazarbeam: Calls fresh son in minecraft
    Also Lazarbeam: How are we gonna get “our” kids to the circle?
    cOnFuSiOn

    • @Thor-bk8pe
      @Thor-bk8pe 4 роки тому +6

      What do you mean, its just incest

    • @alterry4139
      @alterry4139 4 роки тому +6

      Sweet home Alabama, where the skies are so blue

    • @CryAboutItBozo313
      @CryAboutItBozo313 4 роки тому

      I live at the place the team on ur hat plays

    • @StillNightss
      @StillNightss 4 роки тому +2

      Albert Terry I was gonna say that XD memers think alike

    • @Sprinklebutterr
      @Sprinklebutterr 4 роки тому

      yu li let the fanfics begin

  • @harrysimpson7199
    @harrysimpson7199 4 роки тому +1

    Tips with Lazarbeam if kids randomly disappear just except ur death

  • @spunkygrandad4852
    @spunkygrandad4852 4 роки тому +77

    Fresh changed from being Lannan’s son to being his spouse.

    • @ivy1499
      @ivy1499 4 роки тому

      sweet

    • @hevans6481
      @hevans6481 4 роки тому

      Awesome Kitty Cats now thats jus innappropriate

    • @a............
      @a............ 4 роки тому

      Plot twist: He's both

    • @hevans6481
      @hevans6481 4 роки тому

      Abdullah M. JESUS

  • @gabelhommedieu2672
    @gabelhommedieu2672 4 роки тому +152

    Lazar: "kids cannot be shot"
    America's school system: wanna bet ?

    • @Nicky_G
      @Nicky_G 4 роки тому +10

      *Pumped up Kicks*

    • @smatboi2015
      @smatboi2015 4 роки тому +4

      Alina I love sех TΑP ΘN M!Y PHΘTΘ please change your name and photo it is very disturbing

    • @dcain1445
      @dcain1445 4 роки тому +3

      Isaac likes pasta just report them

    • @oyedapooyerinde828
      @oyedapooyerinde828 4 роки тому +4

      Whaaat I am only 8 8 I SAY 8

    • @Nicky_G
      @Nicky_G 4 роки тому +5

      Good work th*t stoppers

  • @ianhoehne9212
    @ianhoehne9212 4 роки тому +100

    “You can’t burn your children.”
    -Lazarbeam 2020

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому +2

      I only need 7 more subs to get to 1.45k please sub if you want to

    • @CoolCalChickenBone
      @CoolCalChickenBone 4 роки тому +2

      I only need 7 more until 1.05k subs plz support

    • @waznt
      @waznt 4 роки тому +1

      @Fred Red remember he's a dropout

    • @johnpond4530
      @johnpond4530 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah the cops said that too but that didn't stop me

  • @tristenheathcote6441
    @tristenheathcote6441 3 роки тому +1

    They are both bloody legends

  • @daspaceduck8350
    @daspaceduck8350 4 роки тому +73

    Teacher: ok class how did you come to school today
    Every other student: I walked to school
    The bears: we got yeeted by our parent

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому +1

      I only need 5 more subs to get to 1.44k please sub if you want to

    • @joshiscoolngl
      @joshiscoolngl 4 роки тому +1

      @@radpart242 YOU DID IT YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @extential9011
    @extential9011 4 роки тому +493

    Is anyone going to ignore the fact that
    Fresh is Lazar’s son and now there mum and dad

  • @qrzvy5771
    @qrzvy5771 4 роки тому +15

    We just love to see it I’ve already watched this on fresh’s channel but of course I gotta watch this one too

  • @Applezisback
    @Applezisback 2 роки тому +2

    Jason is so proud of you

  • @cillo740
    @cillo740 4 роки тому +130

    “I’m going to use my kids as a shield”
    -Lannan 2020

  • @ExcaIiburrrrr
    @ExcaIiburrrrr 4 роки тому +78

    4:45 Parents after “The Snap”

    • @same9322
      @same9322 4 роки тому

      The called it 'the blip' didnt they

    • @ExcaIiburrrrr
      @ExcaIiburrrrr 4 роки тому

      Yes they did actually. Thanks for the reminder:)

    • @l1amma891
      @l1amma891 4 роки тому

      @@same9322 the blip was everyone coming back, the snap was the family freindly mass genocide

    • @Wavelyyy
      @Wavelyyy 4 роки тому

      No snap was thanos snapping... blip was the result of thanos snapping

  • @PatternHB
    @PatternHB 4 роки тому +97

    Lannan never told us the names
    The names are:
    Henry
    Ezekiel
    Cooked
    Gorden
    These names are coming from fresh's video where him and lannan name the bears

    • @rly.shiesty
      @rly.shiesty 4 роки тому +1

      RADP ART 24 no

    • @thenmhc6210
      @thenmhc6210 4 роки тому +3

      When you read the names from bottom to top, it says "Gordon Cooked Ezekiel (and) Henry"

    • @TheUncensoredMind
      @TheUncensoredMind 4 роки тому

      @@rly.shiesty dead bro

    • @alexkwps
      @alexkwps 4 роки тому

      I couldn't watch it because he usually streams at 2 am but yesterday be streamed at 5am so but I went to sleep at 3

    • @PatternHB
      @PatternHB 4 роки тому

      @@radpart242 all I have to do is press on your profile oh look you made the exact same comment to other people get exposed

  • @Justdylan928
    @Justdylan928 4 роки тому +1

    Don’t forget to use code lazer in the item shop

  • @yomum6715
    @yomum6715 4 роки тому +107

    Everyone: *Quarantine is so boring!*
    LazarBeam: *allow me to introduce myself*

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому

      I’m trying to get to 1.5k by tomorrow please sub if you want to

    • @RK12398
      @RK12398 4 роки тому

      @@radpart242 I see you in every video can you just shut up

    • @stoned_jaguar4499
      @stoned_jaguar4499 4 роки тому +2

      y u got to be such a boomer this is the lazarbeam channel we aint got no time fo dat

    • @Nikodayung0g
      @Nikodayung0g 4 роки тому

      @@RK12398 can you

    • @cranberryjuice7442
      @cranberryjuice7442 4 роки тому

      100th like

  • @bonk5412
    @bonk5412 4 роки тому +504

    Lazar: Doesnt wanna get demonitized
    Also lazar: *uses his kids as suicide bombers*

    • @kaiden-1014
      @kaiden-1014 4 роки тому +2

      Can you sub to me

    • @kaiden-1014
      @kaiden-1014 4 роки тому +2

      @TheGalaxyPuggo no I'm a real person

    • @cedric8731
      @cedric8731 4 роки тому +1

      @@kaiden-1014 yeah you'e a 10 year old fortnite sweat so get the fuck outta here

    • @kaiden-1014
      @kaiden-1014 4 роки тому +1

      @TheGalaxyPuggo why report me what did I do?

    • @kaiden-1014
      @kaiden-1014 4 роки тому +1

      @@bufffsanta2968 but if I didn't get notice I'd have 1 sub like yiu

  • @YourJabroni
    @YourJabroni 4 роки тому +283

    Lazarbeam: These kids are really easy to throw.
    UA-cam: Time to Demonetize.

    • @Cishy
      @Cishy 4 роки тому +2

      Cyclopser 31 red my name

    • @bigflopper375
      @bigflopper375 4 роки тому +2

      @Alyssa! I love SЕХ! Тар on my photo fuk u

    • @Straindez
      @Straindez 4 роки тому +2

      Is it just me or this was hardly edited or it was boring. if your reading this Lannan big fan watch 95% of your videos .forget pewdiepie forget david dobrik Lazarbeam the best

    • @brandonphelps5673
      @brandonphelps5673 4 роки тому

      True

    • @Splatoob
      @Splatoob 4 роки тому

      Straindez if you are saying this video is boring then that’s stupid

  • @maxludwig8830
    @maxludwig8830 Рік тому +3

    LAZERBEAM the Type of Guy who sticks bombs to children

  • @mursad1137
    @mursad1137 4 роки тому +219

    I thought fresh was Lannan’s son, now he’s his husband?
    Oh god no

  • @bobbysamson1
    @bobbysamson1 4 роки тому +48

    7:07 that happened to me a lot when I was little

  • @petrolcarcya
    @petrolcarcya 4 роки тому +121

    "Children can't be shot"
    American School System: *_Oh I don't think so_*

  • @Kangarookid22
    @Kangarookid22 4 роки тому

    6:48 is lannan and fresh being purely wholesome

  • @person-zk3ps
    @person-zk3ps 4 роки тому +126

    When Lannan has kids, he’s probably gonna want FiVe Of THeM

  • @ipilot7734
    @ipilot7734 4 роки тому +67

    Thanos snapped his fingers that's why they always disappear
    "Use code lazar"

    • @Carbon_C6
      @Carbon_C6 4 роки тому +1

      Ladies and Gentlemen we gottem da da da dun dun da!!!!!!!

  • @HEB-sp9uv
    @HEB-sp9uv 4 роки тому +12

    The bears are more like the parents as they are way bigger than them and also protect them

  • @Lionshark3508
    @Lionshark3508 4 роки тому +63

    Everyone: protects their children
    Lazerbeam: uses his children to protect him

  • @xxseawolf586xx8
    @xxseawolf586xx8 4 роки тому +40

    Lazarbeam: Let’s use kids as nuclear weapons
    Terrorists: Write that down, write that down

    • @Arso53
      @Arso53 4 роки тому

      Where's the funny bit

  • @TS-dc1io
    @TS-dc1io 4 роки тому +92

    Lazarbeam
    “Drunk people are like disabled people you can make fun of”

    • @m1ndless929
      @m1ndless929 4 роки тому +1

      Thenu Suthaharan shut up my sis it disabled

    • @vali0us
      @vali0us 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @TS-dc1io
      @TS-dc1io 4 роки тому

      Daddy Pig no lazarbeam said that not me

    • @chernimation4205
      @chernimation4205 4 роки тому

      That's the man ussr fears most

    • @TS-dc1io
      @TS-dc1io 4 роки тому

      Mister Ursus no

  • @achilles2533
    @achilles2533 4 роки тому +131

    He nicknamed fresh “bot”😂🤣🤣😂
    Edit:first time i got a decent amount of likes

    • @hdhehsnidhrsjndhxudbrnf5597
      @hdhehsnidhrsjndhxudbrnf5597 4 роки тому +8

      DoubleTap _ he did that back in season one chapter two

    • @arthurmorggan6763
      @arthurmorggan6763 4 роки тому +1

      @@hdhehsnidhrsjndhxudbrnf5597 and jacob your funny

    • @DARTH-R3VAN
      @DARTH-R3VAN 4 роки тому +1

      @@hdhehsnidhrsjndhxudbrnf5597 Did he tho?

    • @harrychapple7687
      @harrychapple7687 4 роки тому +2

      Aɴᴅ ᴜ ᴅɪᴅᴅɴᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʟᴏʟ

    • @yxcex0tic157
      @yxcex0tic157 4 роки тому +3

      He did that ages ago this kid just started watching

  • @lukescapee1234
    @lukescapee1234 4 роки тому +352

    “We had to murder a couple of the teachers”
    Lazar: 0 kills
    Fresh: 4 kills

    • @ZR-kp5qh
      @ZR-kp5qh 4 роки тому +7

      "we"

    • @sebastianfn913
      @sebastianfn913 4 роки тому +1

      Luke Oxendale I didn’t even see your comment I did the same thing as you sorry

    • @sebastianfn913
      @sebastianfn913 4 роки тому

      I didn’t know

    • @notpuro4934
      @notpuro4934 4 роки тому

      I saw that too😂😂😂

    • @Mars1x1
      @Mars1x1 4 роки тому

      Am I The *FASTEST* Confirm Edit On Release Editor?!

  • @toxichitman9431
    @toxichitman9431 4 роки тому +131

    Lazarbeam: Makes kid friendly content
    Also Lazarbeam: Straps explosives to his children

    • @radpart242
      @radpart242 4 роки тому +1

      I only need 3 more subs to get to 1.46 k please sub if you want to

    • @Sid-gv4ul
      @Sid-gv4ul 4 роки тому +1

      @@radpart242 I got u bro. Could u sub to me too. I would appreactie that. Thanks

    • @Fallman10
      @Fallman10 4 роки тому

      RADP ART 24 I’m not going to because self promo bring hate

    • @Sid-gv4ul
      @Sid-gv4ul 4 роки тому +1

      @@radpart242 I couldn't turn on post notifications. Could sub to me and turn on post notifications. Thanks

    • @jeffabercrombie8319
      @jeffabercrombie8319 4 роки тому +1

      Hi lannan

  • @bushgang.mp4782
    @bushgang.mp4782 4 роки тому +86

    Season 1 - “Man I wonder what will be in Fortnite in 3 years, probably something cool like a teleporter”
    Season 12 - *Epic Games adds a bear to Fortnite*
    *(Don’t look at my name)*

  • @thatoneclone
    @thatoneclone Рік тому +1

    Your videos are a great way to stay sane

  • @littlejoey5420
    @littlejoey5420 4 роки тому +43

    A new Harry Potter reference “YeetusDeletus.”

  • @alterinam6791
    @alterinam6791 4 роки тому +273

    "We are the best parents"
    Also Lannan: Straps explosives on their kids and detonates it.
    *I'm getting some terrorist vibes*

  • @supercracker3860
    @supercracker3860 4 роки тому +89

    Lannan at the start: worst update ever
    •straps C-4 to his children•

  • @Copper-cf8dn
    @Copper-cf8dn Рік тому +8

    I like how he said we had to kill a couple of teachers but fresh had 4 kills and lazar was at 0😂

  • @sh4d0wbeast60
    @sh4d0wbeast60 4 роки тому +193

    Imagine having three bears around you as a circle and one on top for a sheild

    • @jordjeffrreson5749
      @jordjeffrreson5749 4 роки тому +4

      sh4d0w Beast big brain

    • @JettmanG
      @JettmanG 4 роки тому +1

      sh4d0w Beast I’m gonna try that

    • @sh4d0wbeast60
      @sh4d0wbeast60 4 роки тому +2

      Jettman G I haven’t tried it tell me if it works

    • @yazeet5287
      @yazeet5287 4 роки тому +2

      OMG THis is avengers level threat

    • @rva3f1
      @rva3f1 4 роки тому

      I’m doing that :p

  • @cursedcrusader2378
    @cursedcrusader2378 4 роки тому +11

    5:13 imagine being such a sweat you build on people emoting

  • @mysterywolf5773
    @mysterywolf5773 4 роки тому +56

    We’re such good parents
    Literally 2 minutes ago:
    They disappeared

    • @leeyou4373
      @leeyou4373 4 роки тому +1

      U see they went to get milk

    • @Qh-bx6uu
      @Qh-bx6uu 4 роки тому

      Like my dad

  • @Jasonvoorhees57469
    @Jasonvoorhees57469 2 роки тому +1

    7:19
    Pennywise: Did you just say... float?

  • @Ryachu26
    @Ryachu26 4 роки тому +28

    Lannan: Fresh is my son
    Also Lannan: We are the mum and dad fresh
    Everyone: HMM...

    • @Silverback-wt5dx
      @Silverback-wt5dx 4 роки тому

      I thought they were from Australia not Alabama

    • @sarahm283
      @sarahm283 4 роки тому +2

      Silverback 2007 Australia, Alabama... same thing at the end of the day lol

    • @brog5330
      @brog5330 4 роки тому

      *SWEET HOME ALABAMA* intensifies

    • @edwinedi383
      @edwinedi383 4 роки тому

      Sven and deeep approves

  • @StarFN
    @StarFN 4 роки тому +113

    “Due to an issue we have currently disabled bears”
    Edit: epic games actually disabled bears

  • @OmniscientWanderer
    @OmniscientWanderer 4 роки тому +93

    Lannan: **Literally anything that is indestructible and can be carried**
    Also Lannan: *GIMME THE C4*

    • @lilgay2304
      @lilgay2304 4 роки тому

      So that's why lannan is indestructible cuz fresh carries him

    • @Mars1x1
      @Mars1x1 4 роки тому

      Am I The *FASTEST* Confirm Edit On Release Editor?!

  • @AVYO1
    @AVYO1 2 роки тому

    6:42
    actually looks like they're having fun

  • @gracethornton1027
    @gracethornton1027 4 роки тому +70

    Fresh: is Lazar’s “son”
    Also fresh: apparently has two kids with lazar
    ....
    SWEET HOME ALABAMA

  • @Clarin-3831
    @Clarin-3831 4 роки тому +62

    3:09“Three bears have fallen into the river at LEGO city”