Everyone HATES The Borderlands Movie! | Another Hollywood FAILURE, It FLOPS At The Box Office

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2024

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  • @Necropheliac
    @Necropheliac 2 місяці тому +408

    Cowntdown until some actor blames white males.

    • @MrTrev80
      @MrTrev80 2 місяці тому +27

      Lmao agreed.

    • @xILLxChronic
      @xILLxChronic 2 місяці тому

      Eli Roth is a jew, and he directed this piece of shit, so he'll do it first.
      A woman literally divorced him to marry another woman.
      Just going to reiterate, he is a jew.

    • @maxmustermann8247
      @maxmustermann8247 2 місяці тому +6

      oh shiiiiii*....here we go again

    • @GIBBO4182
      @GIBBO4182 2 місяці тому +5

      It amazes me that it’s always the same…like, doesn’t anyone else got to the movies? No one, turned up to watch it!

    • @kristoffermaurer9689
      @kristoffermaurer9689 2 місяці тому

      It's weird how it all depends on white men for something to be successful but they refuse to make movies targeted to white men.

  • @Dark_Kommissar
    @Dark_Kommissar 2 місяці тому +132

    Hollywood doing what Hollywood does. Another girl boss movie, only this time they cast older women instead of young, hot ones and then they make the male character weaker by casting minuscule Kevin Hart. People are tired of this stuff.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist 2 місяці тому +13

      Also they didn't even include the MANY males in the franchise. Almost all women for some reason.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 2 місяці тому +9

      *"Another girl boss movie..."*
      And the most ridiculous thing about that is that Sirens are already the most powerful people in the universe. And they're all women. There's absolutely no need to turn a BL story into a girlboss story, because the female characters are already _at least_ as badass as the male characters.

    • @Mysikrysa
      @Mysikrysa 2 місяці тому +2

      They all look like cosplayers.

    • @leongay3190
      @leongay3190 2 місяці тому +1

      the marvels at least had a good cast

    • @benkraze3103
      @benkraze3103 2 місяці тому +1

      Yep, Hollywoke at it again...

  • @ghosthunter448
    @ghosthunter448 2 місяці тому +297

    When I was younger I always wanted my favorite video games to become movies in the future. I have so much regret now 😞

    • @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps
      @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps 2 місяці тому +3

      I know, I really wanted some new martin mystery but nowadays they'd ruin it

    • @ReasonablySkeptic
      @ReasonablySkeptic 2 місяці тому +14

      It's like a Genie's wish. _YOU ASKED FOR _*_"A MOVIE ADAPTATION"_*_ AND HERE YOU GO! We've cucked the main lead. Made a B character the new lead, wrote a horrible woke fan fiction story, and didn't follow ANY cannon or even the rules of that world. MUAH HA HA HA!_

    • @beavis1887
      @beavis1887 2 місяці тому +5

      If you saw the first attempt at video game adaptation, Super Mario Bros, you would never ask for another one.

    • @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps
      @CyclonezTheSage-vf8ps 2 місяці тому +3

      @@beavis1887 and if you watched the new one, you'd see they are capable of doing it

    • @bindair_dundat
      @bindair_dundat 2 місяці тому +4

      when I was younger = good
      now = so much regret
      That's life in a nutshell.

  • @cdh0879
    @cdh0879 2 місяці тому +266

    I'm turned off from watching anything that Kevin Hart is in 🤢

    • @pcgamingguru9611
      @pcgamingguru9611 2 місяці тому +33

      same..he has as much talent as jack black..not sure how he ever made it

    • @kenshinhimura6280
      @kenshinhimura6280 2 місяці тому +26

      Kevin Hart, Mark Wahlberg, Adam Sandler... Talentless but lucky af 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @garydennis8821
      @garydennis8821 2 місяці тому +15

      And Jack Black

    • @mightymochi6320
      @mightymochi6320 2 місяці тому +49

      @@kenshinhimura6280i wouldn’t lump Mark Wahlberg in that mix. He can act when he wants to.

    • @JCstableguycoin
      @JCstableguycoin 2 місяці тому +1

      i agree

  • @citabria808
    @citabria808 2 місяці тому +433

    Totally miscast: women are too old, Roland should be built like Reacher. The story is probably crap.

    • @lunerblade13
      @lunerblade13 2 місяці тому +26

      My interest in the movie died the moment I saw Tina act bratty to Roland. That felt so out of character it actually hurt to watch.

    • @joshuaquinn4201
      @joshuaquinn4201 2 місяці тому +13

      Not to mention the characters sound nothing like the ones from the games

    • @joshuahenderson3444
      @joshuahenderson3444 2 місяці тому +6

      Ser Meryn Trant: “Too old”

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 2 місяці тому +15

      Michael Jai White would be better for Roland!

    • @Walupeach4528
      @Walupeach4528 2 місяці тому +15

      ​@@maxmazzotti6651 So would Terry Crews or Idris Elda or literally any other black actor

  • @liampritchett1779
    @liampritchett1779 2 місяці тому +32

    It’s because the audience they’re looking for doesn’t exist

  • @SirPaladinThundercake
    @SirPaladinThundercake 2 місяці тому +113

    Grace never played borderlands. Wow shock.

    • @langbo9999
      @langbo9999 2 місяці тому

      Grace is a Hollywoke simp.

    • @centrevezgaming4862
      @centrevezgaming4862 2 місяці тому +3

      Yep once zero percent showed up she acted a Karen by leaving a trolling review in order to increase the score and sticking it to the haters.

  • @WarriorPleb
    @WarriorPleb 2 місяці тому +364

    I'm not gonna watch Kevin Hart play himself again 😂 God damn

    • @joshuahenderson3444
      @joshuahenderson3444 2 місяці тому +36

      Its the same with Dwayne Johnson @WarriorPleb

    • @WarriorPleb
      @WarriorPleb 2 місяці тому +23

      @@joshuahenderson3444 100%

    • @sometimesfriendly9839
      @sometimesfriendly9839 2 місяці тому +20

      Just think of the money they sunk into a bunch of actors who were wrong for their role in this movie.

    • @joeyservo
      @joeyservo 2 місяці тому +14

      Good lord am I tired of that imp

    • @Dan30.06
      @Dan30.06 2 місяці тому +7

      Jumanji 3 😂😂

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 2 місяці тому +22

    That casting was atrocious. Absolutely atrocious.

  • @martijnklaassen3536
    @martijnklaassen3536 2 місяці тому +106

    I legit forgot this movie was a thing....
    I have seen ZERO markteting for this thjng

    • @zeldahylia8549
      @zeldahylia8549 2 місяці тому +12

      I saw the videos trashing it before I saw an ad for it and that was only once.

    • @Xbalanque84
      @Xbalanque84 2 місяці тому +1

      I saw the trailer, it sucked.

    • @nagi9004
      @nagi9004 2 місяці тому

      I saw the marketing I just kept forgetting

    • @sincerelynotme3522
      @sincerelynotme3522 2 місяці тому +3

      Only marketing I saw was on Hulu and that was last night. Didn't even know this was being made.

    • @Blakkrazor69
      @Blakkrazor69 2 місяці тому

      You didn't miss anything more than cringe.

  • @VideoHostSite
    @VideoHostSite 2 місяці тому +23

    Who was this made for? The all-important "People who hate Gamers, and will therefore see a crappy game adaptation out of spite" demographic?

  • @CJ-hx9du
    @CJ-hx9du 2 місяці тому +75

    Disappointing, I really liked the game. But i guess I should be used to disappointment from Hollywood at this point.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 2 місяці тому

      Meh I could get past the first 10 minutes of it

    • @TheTep990
      @TheTep990 2 місяці тому

      The trailer had me go back to playing BL3 and even got some great discount on some sweet DLCs so not too bad after all

  • @williamg3165
    @williamg3165 2 місяці тому +31

    I think they opened an ancient vault and found the cast for this movie!

  • @Burns_RED
    @Burns_RED 2 місяці тому +140

    Boycott all woke actors

    • @MatthiasPowerbomb
      @MatthiasPowerbomb 2 місяці тому +1

      We'd be left with about 5 actors lol

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@MatthiasPowerbombGood

    • @BaronVonMunch
      @BaronVonMunch 2 місяці тому +1

      Boycott Eli Roth and Lionsgate. They sold out to wokeness long ago.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 2 місяці тому +1

      @@BaronVonMunch Eli Roth too? I just didn't know, what has he done that's woke?

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 2 місяці тому

      I can't boycott them more than I am now, haven't been in a movie theatre since Dr. Strange 2. You boycott them some more.

  • @Jasonwildboy
    @Jasonwildboy 2 місяці тому +28

    Jack is in it. I am not watching it🎉😂

  • @adamstatum7663
    @adamstatum7663 2 місяці тому +124

    Who knew that an action movie starring two 70 year old women would bomb

    • @Mirthful_Midori
      @Mirthful_Midori 2 місяці тому +2

      An action movie with terrible action scenes, too. Found a good breakdown in a surprising place. Civvie11 covered a scene in his video on Max Payne.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 2 місяці тому +25

      70 years olds who try to look like edgy teens.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 2 місяці тому +3

      I mean...Cate Blanchett is only 55. (Still way too damned old to play Lilith.) Or are you referring to Gina Gershon as Moxxi?

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @jjsalas2434
      @jjsalas2434 2 місяці тому +3

      @@frocat5163 Three 70 years old women then.

  • @Jazzanaught
    @Jazzanaught 2 місяці тому +79

    60 year old women are not action stars. Stop casting grandmas in these roles!

    • @sgtbigballs666
      @sgtbigballs666 2 місяці тому

      What if it was Mr. Torgue's grandma? 🤔

    • @gmailaccount3561
      @gmailaccount3561 2 місяці тому

      I have nothing againt 60 years old action stars if movie is original, accurate and good but this movie isnt

  • @MrTrev80
    @MrTrev80 2 місяці тому +119

    Hollywood has a big problem with screwing up Video Game movies.

    • @LastSunrise1981
      @LastSunrise1981 2 місяці тому +2

      At least Silent Hill and the first two Sonics were good.

    • @caltendo7658
      @caltendo7658 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@LastSunrise1981 Don't forget the Super Mario and fnaf movie ( ik their not perfect, but their so much fun to watch )

    • @blaze4metal
      @blaze4metal 2 місяці тому

      @@caltendo7658SMB movie was oldschool leftist propaganda: a bunch of guys inferior to the super powerful female grrlboss (no matter what the original lore was about). We've gone so far left that everyone was relieved and happy to ONLY have that kind of propaganda in their movies.

    • @LastSunrise1981
      @LastSunrise1981 2 місяці тому +4

      @@caltendo7658 Damn, great call. I forgot about those two.

    • @politicllyncurrect712
      @politicllyncurrect712 2 місяці тому

      Uncharted was good too​@@LastSunrise1981

  • @hugoochoa3095
    @hugoochoa3095 2 місяці тому +18

    Saw the trailer for this movie when I went to watch Deadpool & Wolverine. Then saw Jack Black is voicing in the movie, I said "pass"

  • @satzbau9185
    @satzbau9185 2 місяці тому +26

    Borderlands was doomed from the start, no one wanted this, not even the non-existant fans.

  • @PBRatLord
    @PBRatLord 2 місяці тому +46

    I have literally 700 hours in Borderlands 2 alone, most of that time gaming with either my sister or buddies...
    This one hurt even if i knew it was gonna be bad from first looks years back...

    • @filmbuff2777
      @filmbuff2777 2 місяці тому

      Now you know how Aliens fans felt when Randy Pitchford embezzled Sega's funding for Colonial Marines to put into Borderlands 2, while at the same time bragging about being a huge fan of the franchise & how much of a passion project it was.

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 2 місяці тому

      You know they're all going to be bad. Might as well enjoy the train wreck. I mean, people I despise paid over $120 to make a movie that might make them $30-40m back at best. Some careers probably ended because of this one. And no one held a gun to their heads and said "be a part of this movie". So... the Borderlands IP is pretty much taking one for the team at this point. A whole bunch of people in front of and behind the scenes are being removed from the equation by their own voluntary participation. Of course there are a few blameless newcomers to the scene who just got caught in the crossfire, and I salute them. At least you didn't try very hard.

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 2 місяці тому

      @@filmbuff2777 Yeah, that thing you said. Go you!

  • @darklordmordred
    @darklordmordred 2 місяці тому +50

    How did Cate Blanchett read this script and decide she wanted to devote a few months of her life to film it?

    • @stampthelamp
      @stampthelamp 2 місяці тому +12

      Money...

    • @jacobyrassilon
      @jacobyrassilon 2 місяці тому +4

      She basically told us when she said she got paid for Lord of the Ring in free sandwiches....$$$

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 2 місяці тому

      Career killer this film

    • @AkiraHDR50
      @AkiraHDR50 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@stampthelamp Thanks Mr Crabs.

    • @mikavirtanen7029
      @mikavirtanen7029 2 місяці тому

      @@jacobyrassilon Lord of the Rings has paid Blanchett shit load of sandwiches since then. Both she and Viggo Mortensen were relatively unknowns before the trilogy, and after that they were in the A-list with bigger paychecks. It's hilarious how these twats think that they should have been paid 10 million dollars for the very first major role they played.

  • @joealred4312
    @joealred4312 2 місяці тому +11

    To be fair the borderlands story died when 3 came out this just puts the nails in the coffin

  • @Constellasian
    @Constellasian 2 місяці тому +58

    Grace's "reviews" should always be viewed for entertainment purposes only.

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 2 місяці тому +12

      *should never be viewed.

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 2 місяці тому

      😂

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 2 місяці тому +4

      But they're not entertaining, she's being disingenuous because she's getting paid to be and it's crystal clear

  • @geoffrogue3049
    @geoffrogue3049 2 місяці тому +63

    Two old bats, a tiny black has been comedian, and Jack Black (who supports the as*as*ination of presidential candidates). Who thought that was going to work out? They needed fresh faces and a strict adherence to the game. They should have had David Eddings voice Claptrap.

    • @Stonky77
      @Stonky77 2 місяці тому +5

      Not defending anyone, but Jack got pissed and canceled the Tenacious D tour when his partner said it.

    • @Jac2Mac
      @Jac2Mac 2 місяці тому +1

      I think that Claptrap SHOULD have been voiced by Ben Affleck with a dead serious voice instead.

    • @jacobyrassilon
      @jacobyrassilon 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Stonky77 No, Jack saw the way things were going and made a lame ass apology...it was actually the venue insurance company that cancelled the tour because threats started rolling in. Big difference.

    • @geoffrogue3049
      @geoffrogue3049 2 місяці тому +10

      @@Stonky77 He laughed at the joke. His partner apologized but then immediately deleted the apology. He only got pissed when he realized that the backlash was going to be catastrophic.

    • @JasonHamHamwich
      @JasonHamHamwich 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@jacobyrassilon are you a Timcast viewer too? They mentioned that as well

  • @EmmySwimmy-j2e
    @EmmySwimmy-j2e 2 місяці тому +120

    Every time a Hollywood blockbuster flops.....
    a angel gets their wings😇❤💙❤💙

    • @TDKiller415
      @TDKiller415 2 місяці тому +6

      Thats right. Thats right! 😉

    • @adamknight1387
      @adamknight1387 2 місяці тому +3

      lont of angels getting their wings the recently. lmao.

    • @MSgt5J071
      @MSgt5J071 2 місяці тому +2

      I wish my name was Clarence...

    • @Jacubamustoff
      @Jacubamustoff 2 місяці тому

      A FALLEN ANGEL WITH BLACK WINGS

  • @valterreboredo
    @valterreboredo 2 місяці тому +135

    Let's be honest, they just didn't pay critics to give a good review... 😏

    • @M.Vattic
      @M.Vattic 2 місяці тому +9

      That would make a lot of sense. Otherwise it hits all the modern audience buttons.

    • @anvec6145
      @anvec6145 2 місяці тому +1

      Fair Estimate, probably broke the budget and didn't factor in that Rejection was Higher than Appeal for Current Borderlands. Bet half or more like at best an eighth of the reviewers even know how far off it is- and they still hate it.

    • @itachi-wg3gu
      @itachi-wg3gu 2 місяці тому

      They waited for that check in the mail and it never came.

    • @CodeguruX
      @CodeguruX 2 місяці тому

      Or make a movie that didn't suck. That's a hard first hurdle.

    • @twistedfocus
      @twistedfocus 2 місяці тому

      I think you’re onto something here. Why now, I’m. It sure, but maybe.

  • @spencerdrake6871
    @spencerdrake6871 2 місяці тому +10

    The casting was enough to make me never want to see this.

    • @PennywiseTheDancingClown274
      @PennywiseTheDancingClown274 2 місяці тому

      As soon as I seen Kevin hart was Roland you didn't need to even get to rest. Tall strong guy played by short toothpick... Kevin is the opposite of what Roland actually is.
      I can't speak to Lilith since I never liked her and she came off as villain more than hero in sequels... It's her fault jack was jack... Most of what he did to her she did to him first....
      Edit: the rock would be better for role than Kevin... The perfect person for Roland I think is guy from dawn of the dead with pregnant wife I forget name been long time... He has military like features and his voice is near perfect if memory serves. Great actor

  • @captyonah1378
    @captyonah1378 2 місяці тому +16

    We liked movie stars until we got to know them on social media. Now I openly root for their failure.

  • @notreal4565
    @notreal4565 2 місяці тому +5

    I'm sure the modern audience will love it. All 7 of them.

  • @AAAFate
    @AAAFate 2 місяці тому +46

    And none of the actors can come out as lgbtq+lmnop to help shield criticism? Come on where is the Trans character or actor to help this movie out.

    • @sniper8560
      @sniper8560 2 місяці тому +2

      I guess Kevin hart can say nobody liked it cause he was black

    • @joeythebomb77
      @joeythebomb77 2 місяці тому +2

      @@sniper8560i often see them use that when they race swap a character and receive backlash, the swap in this case is that roland isn’t a midget but they casted one anyway!

    • @joeblow229
      @joeblow229 2 місяці тому

      Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite, so, I guess there's that...

    • @tikkabrno
      @tikkabrno 2 місяці тому

      ​@@joeythebomb77 new Mohammed Ali movie with a white dude or fat white chick... imagine the hysteria 😂

  • @Steezynuggets69
    @Steezynuggets69 2 місяці тому +15

    Does this mean Kevin Hart’s career is over or is everyone capable of being in crap?

    • @Walupeach4528
      @Walupeach4528 2 місяці тому

      @@Steezynuggets69 I highly doubt one bad movie would ruin an entire actors career unless they're just starting out

  • @souljatoad
    @souljatoad 2 місяці тому +11

    This actually made it to physical cinemas? It looked like a streaming project

  • @thescandinavian2487
    @thescandinavian2487 2 місяці тому +8

    If it has Kevin Hart in it its just a hell no.

  • @MasterMayhem78
    @MasterMayhem78 2 місяці тому +26

    I think we’ve all just given up on modern entertainment, it’s polluted and not entertaining. I’m doing just fine watching my old DVDs and playing retro videogames.

    • @Steezynuggets69
      @Steezynuggets69 2 місяці тому +3

      👌

    • @aclark7243
      @aclark7243 2 місяці тому +3

      My plan as well.

    • @Mattblaze1477
      @Mattblaze1477 2 місяці тому +4

      Same......The past few days when I get off work I've been replaying the Bioshock franchise and re-watching the 'Saw' movies. I have enough physical media and video games made before 2017 to last me forever. I do not need overly political no-talent hacks trying to entertain me. Hollywood can F right off.

  • @somebodymcperson
    @somebodymcperson 2 місяці тому +26

    What a shame. They could have made a really awesome movie out of this game but they had to age everyone like 40 years

  • @stanleymays2710
    @stanleymays2710 2 місяці тому +3

    Deadpool and Wolverine is still flying high ! While Borderlands crashes !

  • @aleksandr3211
    @aleksandr3211 2 місяці тому +30

    This is a comment from my master:
    “There is a reason why Craig Mazin, riding high on the critical and commercial success of HBO’s adaptation of the first ‘The Last of Us’ game as co-showrunner, left ‘Borderlands’ and went uncredited and why it’s Director (Eli Roth) didn’t bother turning up for it’s reshoots.
    Because they both know that the whole production was turning out to be total shit.”

  • @Universeknight10055
    @Universeknight10055 2 місяці тому +12

    Borderlands franchise rest of peace 2009-2024

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 2 місяці тому +6

      Borderlands died with the borderlands 3 release and that god awful writing and story.

    • @AshCosgrove
      @AshCosgrove 2 місяці тому +7

      Meh, it was dead once Borderlands 3 came out, if not sooner.

    • @MrTrev80
      @MrTrev80 2 місяці тому +1

      Agreed. BL 3 gameplay was fun but holy hell that story is something you would watch on the CW.

    • @joeythebomb77
      @joeythebomb77 2 місяці тому

      When Ava was introduced i was like god this btch is annoying but i didn’t hate her because i assumed bratty rebellious teen was what the writers intended and i suppose they were doing okay.
      But when and how they killed Maya, i knew it was over. For the most emotional impact it instead should have been Maya being forced to watch Ava die. Mayas heartbreak would have been much more sympathetic since people actually care about her.
      All hail our new leader of the Crimson Raiders!

    • @youtubasoarus
      @youtubasoarus 2 місяці тому

      Died after 2 imo.

  • @arya8165
    @arya8165 2 місяці тому +9

    The Borderlands movie is the modern day version of the 1993 Super Mario Bros

    • @toadynamite8141
      @toadynamite8141 2 місяці тому

      How dare you compare this to a masterpiece

  • @Blakkrazor69
    @Blakkrazor69 2 місяці тому +28

    I'm not sure there has been a movie that has been cast so poorly before this. I feel so bad for everyone who was a fan of the franchise waiting for a good movie to drop based on it. This is just sad.

    • @CoolGuyMcGruff
      @CoolGuyMcGruff 2 місяці тому

      It should've been a TV show if anything. There's too much characters for just 1 or even a couple movies.

    • @ragnarok6521
      @ragnarok6521 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh the 'Robin Hood' adaption with the kill bill actress, that is up there as one of the worst imo.

  • @MistaKnifeguy
    @MistaKnifeguy 2 місяці тому +3

    They don't even bother to actually understand the IP that they're attempting to pirate. I could tell by the trailer that they missed the mark from all possible angles.

  • @Cattulus00
    @Cattulus00 2 місяці тому +4

    Seriously, are there no creators left in that crap Babylon anymore?

  • @samuelbarnhart637
    @samuelbarnhart637 2 місяці тому +5

    They didnt even use brick or mordecai in the movie

  • @coniccinoc
    @coniccinoc 2 місяці тому +4

    They like to brag about how they only hire people not familiar with the game.

  • @AJ-yl5lt
    @AJ-yl5lt 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm no Borderlands fan but the first time I saw the trailer for this movie I just laughed at how ridiculous it looked, all the characters look so clean like they're attending a costume party and so many things look so CGI in a bad way.

  • @josephvanwyk2088
    @josephvanwyk2088 2 місяці тому +2

    I think WE all went "TOLD YA SO" - From day 1 when the showed us the shit casting , years ago.

  • @bigmike9128
    @bigmike9128 2 місяці тому +2

    Every single character with the possible exception of tiny tina is miscast.

  • @spookieboogi6161
    @spookieboogi6161 2 місяці тому +1

    Ever wished as a kid that your favorite game becomes a movie and you wonder why the company didn’t? This is why… movies like this and the resident evil live action movies.

  • @Quakerman14
    @Quakerman14 2 місяці тому +1

    I never played the games, so I have no frame of reference for the casting. But, what I did notice, was they used a lesser known 70's song (remixed into a orchestral version) and it was clearly trying to be a Guardians of the Galexy clone. That was when I knew it would be bad.

  • @AndreasScout
    @AndreasScout 2 місяці тому +4

    At this pace they are at the same level as any Uwe Boll game to movie adaptation. That they have to grab games to be made into a movie shows how intellectually neutered they are.

  • @grayavatar9766
    @grayavatar9766 2 місяці тому +3

    Kid: Mommy, I want to play borderlands! Mom: We have borderlands at the cinema.

  • @MikeInTheWoods
    @MikeInTheWoods 2 місяці тому +14

    I'm predicting $8m opening weekend. Word of mouth matters a LOT with movies these days, and EVERYONE is destroying this thing. It's gonna lose it's legs super fast.

    • @Ryan-vl2nn
      @Ryan-vl2nn 2 місяці тому +4

      If it was a Disney project they’d already be talking about a sequel. Just like with the Acolyte.

    • @connorgregor4548
      @connorgregor4548 2 місяці тому +2

      Funny theyre basically on their knees begging people to watch it lmao

    • @alexnclips6790
      @alexnclips6790 2 місяці тому

      Agree

    • @Simbala-bq5vy
      @Simbala-bq5vy 2 місяці тому

      Man that's much money compared to a whopping 4 million

    • @MikeInTheWoods
      @MikeInTheWoods 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Simbala-bq5vy 4 mil? Is that the projection? Hahaha

  • @sheltoniousmaximus6117
    @sheltoniousmaximus6117 2 місяці тому +4

    The girlboss trope has run it's course.

  • @davidblack6240
    @davidblack6240 2 місяці тому +1

    I'm in the uk and there is more advertising for this movie than Deadpool & Wolverine

  • @Rishi123456789
    @Rishi123456789 2 місяці тому +1

    Seeing hollywood (not even worthy of a capital letter) suffer like this makes me profoundly happy. lol

  • @RabidOtaku
    @RabidOtaku 2 місяці тому +4

    It was dead when they announced the cast.

  • @hortn123
    @hortn123 2 місяці тому

    That was Cate Blanchett?? Damn...she hit the wall...HARD!! Saw the trailer...thought it was Bette Midler...🤣🤣🤣

  • @theroguecybersoldier2629
    @theroguecybersoldier2629 2 місяці тому +1

    We got lucky with Sonic, Mario, and Five Nights at Freddy's being good video game movies. Now it looks like we're back to crappy ones

  • @chelleyroberts
    @chelleyroberts 2 місяці тому +3

    It didn’t even look good in the trailer. What did they expect?

  • @journeymanplayer7459
    @journeymanplayer7459 2 місяці тому +1

    LOL! Who is still getting massive entertainment value from watching Hollywood self-immolate in 2024?

  • @pcgamingguru9611
    @pcgamingguru9611 2 місяці тому +3

    The casting is atrocious, the trailer pure garbage..NOT ONE OF THESE ACTORS PLAYED THE FREAKING GAME

  • @darthlaurel
    @darthlaurel 2 місяці тому +1

    I can only hope that the actors are going to be paid in residuals.

  • @njlkerins
    @njlkerins 2 місяці тому

    Current day Hollywood - "Don't go near the cinema" (cue Thunder and Lightning SFX)

  • @paultenhout2446
    @paultenhout2446 2 місяці тому +1

    Hollywood: please stay away from Half-Life

  • @Ilia-ul1pz
    @Ilia-ul1pz 2 місяці тому +3

    So this is what happens when you don't pay critics. They're actually giving honest reviews for once.

  • @StayHumanPlease
    @StayHumanPlease 2 місяці тому

    $1.3mil opening for a game franchise. People must've been walking out past the ticket box and yell "Don't bother!"

  • @josephhoffman3995
    @josephhoffman3995 2 місяці тому +1

    I saw the first announcement of who they cast and was done. Full stop, didn't care anymore, it does not exist and is not an option for anything in my life.

  • @fudalefu1
    @fudalefu1 2 місяці тому

    There has been zero marketing for this movie. I forgot it even existed. So Hollywood definitely knew this one was going to underperform.

  • @sharpshiell
    @sharpshiell 2 місяці тому +3

    Reminds me of the Street fighter movie with John Claude Van Damme

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah that movie corny fun! RIP Raul Julia.

    • @MrTrev80
      @MrTrev80 2 місяці тому

      Quick change the channel.

  • @CornuKarpia
    @CornuKarpia 2 місяці тому +1

    The funny thing is, the score would be even lower if more people showed up to review it

  • @electrikhan7190
    @electrikhan7190 2 місяці тому

    Again its just a schoolyard bully snatching your toy and breaking it. Once these turds leave we will just patch it back together and try to forget they existed.

  • @RenanDavidSoriaAhumada
    @RenanDavidSoriaAhumada 2 місяці тому

    i still fails to picture why a sane person whould not just follow the first game bit by bit

  • @_Feanor_.
    @_Feanor_. 2 місяці тому +6

    What did people expect. Eli Roth made and wrote it

  • @MurdahBassRecords
    @MurdahBassRecords 2 місяці тому +1

    Wtf. I never even realized there was a borderlands movie in production. One of my favorite games way back then. Shame

  • @FreshDougan
    @FreshDougan 2 місяці тому

    They can't keep getting away with this!

  • @bluethunder7778
    @bluethunder7778 2 місяці тому +1

    Ahhh - leave it to disGrace Randoph to go against the grain.....no surprise there.....SMFH.

  • @alienmatters3106
    @alienmatters3106 2 місяці тому

    I can't believe they made this disaster fire off a movie. It would have been cheaper to light $50million on fire.

  • @TheHangarHobbit
    @TheHangarHobbit 2 місяці тому +1

    The actress they got to play Moxxie is 62! Is this supposed to be Borderlands or a sequel to RED?

    • @ianmerkin6488
      @ianmerkin6488 2 місяці тому

      Although you say that.....Smash.....😅

  • @rbowdenscipio3408
    @rbowdenscipio3408 2 місяці тому +19

    Some Hollyweird executive any day now, "Let's do World of Tanks meets Cars!"

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 2 місяці тому +2

      I misread your comment as “Cats” instead of “Cars” 🤣🤣🤣
      If you enjoy a well educated rant, check out the video “why the music in Cats (2019) is worse than you think”!

    • @TheBulge
      @TheBulge 2 місяці тому +2

      I don't care how bad it is, I would watch that.

    • @rbowdenscipio3408
      @rbowdenscipio3408 2 місяці тому

      @@TheBulge I have to admit, I probably would too 🤣

  • @patrickmcgavin2245
    @patrickmcgavin2245 2 місяці тому +2

    I've never played these games, so I guess I'm the type of person Hollywood wants to pander to. Jokes on them, bc I'm not interested in the borderlands movie. I have zero interest in the games. So why would I want to watch a movie based on the games?

  • @north3606
    @north3606 2 місяці тому +2

    Dollarstore suicide squad 🤣

  • @bat__bat
    @bat__bat 2 місяці тому +1

    I was like... Is Cate Blanchette playing a character's mom? Is there a shortage of 18-25 yr old actresses? Oh yea, OF...

  • @simon8864
    @simon8864 2 місяці тому +1

    I didn't think it was that bad!
    Simple family fun.
    I've seen better but I've also seen much worse!

  • @the.dandy.man2
    @the.dandy.man2 2 місяці тому +2

    so their plan is to replace comic movies is to . video game movies even though several games were already made like hollywood movies

  • @mikespike2099
    @mikespike2099 2 місяці тому +1

    I knew it was bad when I just groaned at the jokes on the trailer! 😮😢

  • @T.McGarry
    @T.McGarry 2 місяці тому

    Stinking worse the The Acolyte ? That's hard to do....

  • @sspacegghost
    @sspacegghost 2 місяці тому +1

    Sydney Theatre Companies Cate Blanchet destroys another world..that arts circle destroyed sydney as well.

  • @chrismonroe5477
    @chrismonroe5477 2 місяці тому

    SMH…Instead of Borderlands they should have called it Bizaroland. Everything from Star Wars to Lord of the Rings are targeting audiences that do not exist, never existed, or have no interest in the IPs? How much money does Hollywood have that they pump out shit movie after the next. This is by far the worst stretch of movie releases I have ever encountered. Why does every movie have to fulfill some agenda or tick boxes. I fill like this has been going on for almost 10 years now with no end in sight.

  • @muslimrevert9462
    @muslimrevert9462 2 місяці тому

    I can't believe I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in the late 1970's and Cate Blanchet in 2000.

  • @greglloyd147
    @greglloyd147 2 місяці тому +1

    Stop giving tons of money to people that hate the story they are supposed to portray

  • @white0thunderwhite0thunder71
    @white0thunderwhite0thunder71 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is giving fans what they want and just taking the characters out of the game and give them a new adventure on the big screen SUCH A HARD CONCEPT FOR THESE PEOPLE!!?

    • @MsAmericanMaid
      @MsAmericanMaid 2 місяці тому +1

      Hollywood has no creators any more. This is what collectivism looks like.

  • @michaelgreen776
    @michaelgreen776 2 місяці тому

    I never played the video game and never knew the movie was in production.

  • @chris55529
    @chris55529 2 місяці тому +9

    Eli Roth is apparently quite "Hostel" to his former fans. He got his Ferrari already, what a surprise that he stabbed in the back the people who made him a millionaire...

    • @blackmendosa
      @blackmendosa 2 місяці тому

      Many of these people are all for their fans until they're laying with the beast.

  • @scotttrail522
    @scotttrail522 2 місяці тому

    They never gave us a REASON. . . nor a WHY to watch this movie.
    It's like that guy (The Merovingian) from The Matrix 2:
    "This is not a reason, this is not a why."
    And I never even played the games.

  • @joshualeafe3230
    @joshualeafe3230 2 місяці тому +1

    Eli Roth. Zack Snyder. Why are these directors still getting hired?🤷‍♂️

  • @alexnclips6790
    @alexnclips6790 2 місяці тому +1

    Olderlands

  • @street1111
    @street1111 2 місяці тому +1

    I hadn't heard of this movie so I'm not disappointed

  • @alexkaen1701
    @alexkaen1701 2 місяці тому

    There's a hidden group ruining these movies, inside the movie studios. A whole generation of studio execs seem to have moved in, with no idea of how to make movies, and no idea how to do good business. We don't see them, they aren't credited, they're just sitting back going "This movie is based on a video game? Make it appeal to little kids and old women."

  • @einat1622
    @einat1622 2 місяці тому

    I saw the trailer to it in the Cinema & my first thought was "this is going to be a flop". Trailers are not suppose to make you feel that way.