Ellen's monologue -Portia took away my Iphone

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  • @fabbyaragon
    @fabbyaragon 7 років тому +59

    2017 and almost all Ellen’s predictions for the future iPhones became true

  • @Yattah123
    @Yattah123 11 років тому +8

    I been stuck in this Ellen Vortex for 5 hours. So happy... o_O

  • @TheDrexxus
    @TheDrexxus 7 років тому +35

    Wow. Ellen was right. When they call you do get their name, phone number, picture of them, and their personal song. And you can check what mood they are in and where they are at on the map. Only thing that hasn't happened yet is the phone morphing into the person, so now we know it is coming at least!

    • @est9949
      @est9949 5 років тому

      And she's right! Augmented reality!

    • @iluvbooty
      @iluvbooty 4 роки тому

      Look up holographic displays by the looking glass factory cc;

  • @AuroraBorealis1990
    @AuroraBorealis1990 11 років тому +1

    I so agree!!! Then again, I basically always love her clothes, but these are just amazing!

  • @087gia
    @087gia 12 років тому +1

    Hahahahaha you took the words right outta my mouth!! I was just gonna say that XD ;);)

  • @mileyfan634
    @mileyfan634 13 років тому +2

    I am laughing so hard at the caveman line. It gets me everytime! Hahaha hilarious! I repeat it over and over

  • @Squishyjellyfish
    @Squishyjellyfish 12 років тому +2

    aww ellen and portia so cute

  • @angeleyespp
    @angeleyespp 14 років тому

    Aww love this one! thanks for uploading!

  • @LibraNYC4ever
    @LibraNYC4ever 11 років тому +12

    So now it's dog, cat, Me, Portia, iphone, other cat- Mama. lol

  • @sharonthebig
    @sharonthebig 12 років тому +15

    Love her clothes here ;)

  • @sreeharipk6482
    @sreeharipk6482 5 років тому +4

    Watching in 2019

  • @Joelbeaudoin3
    @Joelbeaudoin3 13 років тому +2

    This is so old !! Funny how technology is changing so fast

  • @donp133
    @donp133 13 років тому +2

    WE LOVE YOU ELLEN!, VERAMENTE NOI TI AMO!!!.

  • @sunnyoutdoors
    @sunnyoutdoors 11 років тому +1

    Steve Job's widow said they donated anonymously. She finally spoke out about it. 6 months ago

  • @JosephCecilSmith
    @JosephCecilSmith 9 місяців тому +1

    💚Portia & Ellen‼️♥️💜💙💚
    ♥️Gorgeously Lovely!‼️♥️💟
    🌍💚💜♥️💛💚💙💜♥️🌎

    • @JosephCecilSmith
      @JosephCecilSmith 9 місяців тому +1

      💟 Portia & Ellen !!!‼️💚💜♥️
      ♥️6:16PM💚LovinglyWin🏅💟
      💜Portia De Rossi !‼️♥️💚💜
      💚Ellen Lee De Generous‼️♥️
      🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡❤️♥️🌎

    • @JosephCecilSmith
      @JosephCecilSmith 9 місяців тому +1

      💟💚Portia & Ellen !!‼️♥️💟
      ♥️Wins🏅!‼️💚Lovely!‼️💜
      Portia De Rossi !!!‼️♥️💜💚
      Ellen Lee De Generous !‼️♥️
      🌎♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌍

  • @gabyjabr1751
    @gabyjabr1751 12 років тому +1

    if you type ellen vlog 4 5 or 3, i dont remember which, youll see ellen talk about portia takeing her iphone away

  • @SirAlex74
    @SirAlex74 11 років тому +7

    Steve Jobs spends a lot of money for cancer research and many other charities, but he never talks about this in public. I read an interview with his widow Laureen Powell-Jobs about the charityactivities. Jobs, Gates, Oprah or Ellen, all of them spend a lot of money to charity and this is so great. Btw. Ellen is such a nice person, always a pleasure to see her show.

  • @user-ed4pp5io6f
    @user-ed4pp5io6f 7 років тому +12

    well this is an old video

  • @1rubi111
    @1rubi111 13 років тому +1

    RIP Steve Jobs and Thank you

  • @KevinNguyenWho
    @KevinNguyenWho 12 років тому +1

    Ellen might not be too far off with her phone prediction. IBM is working on holographic phones and said they'll be out in 5 years.
    Of course, we were also promised hoverboards and self-lacing sneakers in 2012.

  • @dawnmariewells1885
    @dawnmariewells1885 7 років тому +4

    I just have to ask how did you two meet????

    • @janac7028
      @janac7028 6 років тому +1

      At an award show but i think they first talked for real at a photoshoot, she tapped on ellen's shoulder and she turned around en she said that an arrow was shot in her heart

    • @just4fun497
      @just4fun497 6 років тому

      @@janac7028 hi

    • @MrNikkimaxine
      @MrNikkimaxine 5 років тому

      We need to talk

  • @TS-ov1lm
    @TS-ov1lm 9 років тому +6

    噗嗤,竟然是土豆网来源Thank u post it 😁

  • @annecorey607
    @annecorey607 5 років тому

    Can you see she is that poor don,t even got an IPhone she took. Ellen,s one is free for her she got boyfriend waiting for her to get. Ellen,s monies first before he get. Portia they all bad people Ellen is very good kind lady thank you for sharing Bless you Ellen glad she out of your life .

  • @samiomalley7685
    @samiomalley7685 11 років тому

    It sounds like this should be from like 4 years ago, but only from 2011...

  • @nikolyevic
    @nikolyevic 12 років тому +1

    i wish phones would actually morph into the person calling you. we'll save so much on airfare!

  • @bigyeedhaw
    @bigyeedhaw 11 років тому +1

    You're lucky it was five hours when you posted this. I've been stuck for a few years.

  • @gablison
    @gablison 13 років тому

    i think that already exist! :P

  • @koolios4
    @koolios4 13 років тому +2

    "pretty soon there will be caller Id with the person names, a picture of them, their phone number, their personal song, a map of where they are...." now they do ALL these things... omg ellens right, next they are gonna morph into people.

  • @sonnenschein1613
    @sonnenschein1613 12 років тому

    Portia took away my... iPhone XD

  • @marenkarina
    @marenkarina 11 років тому +3

    I'd love to have that phone Ellen is describing, because if I'd ever get to talk to her on the phone it would just morph into her and talk directly to me. You railed me in, Ellen! Maybe if the technology is better in 2030 we'll talk! :)

  • @DoUntoMothers86
    @DoUntoMothers86 11 років тому +1

    "It used to be easy. If you could put your finger in a hole..."

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @kglrtheroche yeah you are so right,but when people put immature comments like that usually have something to hide themselves..

  • @087gia
    @087gia 12 років тому

    the heck?! when did i post that?..... i actually dont know who i was talkn to either...... yea..

  • @babys123
    @babys123 13 років тому

    R.I.P steve jobs

  • @alliebanks1972
    @alliebanks1972 12 років тому

    EXCUSE ME?

  • @gagankhehra2662
    @gagankhehra2662 11 років тому +1

    Just imgaine if Steve Jobs were alive! We would have sooo many new apple devices! :D

  • @TheJustinbieberfan31
    @TheJustinbieberfan31 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock nothing wrong with that

  • @soilgrasswaterair
    @soilgrasswaterair 11 років тому

    I can tell you are a true Ellen fan, but just because you are a big fan of someone you shouldn´t twist the truth. Steve was a silent donor to many projects. And he put in loads of money to different causes. I am not a fan of Steve Jobs, but I do admire his progress with the Apple company, where he took it. And I bet one or two kids out there who read your comment decided they also should be proud of being gay too, good comment!

  • @Degenerossi
    @Degenerossi  13 років тому

    .......Go away.

  • @legendary1421
    @legendary1421 12 років тому

    false we were not promised those things they were from back to the future which was set in 2015 so we have 3 more years

  • @PokeDaBearz
    @PokeDaBearz 12 років тому

    Potato web

  • @florencelont4638
    @florencelont4638 5 років тому

    Oh my God who used to dress her

  • @030Lavender
    @030Lavender 13 років тому

    atm lol

  • @SnApLiTs
    @SnApLiTs 12 років тому

    haha apologies dude, thought your comment was by that little weasel shooting its mouth off. Meant to direct that at it, not you.

  • @087gia
    @087gia 12 років тому

    *comment not post

  • @lineswine
    @lineswine 14 років тому

    Portia sleeps with her iPhone? Well, I'm all for "love is love", but using an iPhone as a sex toy?...oh hang on, she'll set it on vibrate...

  • @Russenka
    @Russenka 13 років тому

    KONY 2012

  • @eliasosman4057
    @eliasosman4057 11 років тому +2

    hey phones are half-way there

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock you're boring me now...*yawn *.

  • @AuroraBorealis1990
    @AuroraBorealis1990 11 років тому

    There actually is a vibrator app, which can turn a smartphone into a sex toy. And I'm not making that up! A friend of mine has that app on her smartphone. When she showed me that app, I made a vow to myself never to touch her phone... ^^

  • @kglrtheroche
    @kglrtheroche 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock dude why. Yeah we all know she is a lesbian. whats the point in mocking it.

  • @sirmer393
    @sirmer393 11 років тому +5

    me sorry number wrong

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock grow up,people who mock gay people are usually in denial about something..because why else would they do it..

  • @NellieKAdaba
    @NellieKAdaba 13 років тому

    Who cares about iphones, I don't have one and it's fine like that. Of course, RIP Steve Jobs. I use iTunes and Quicktime made by Apple (Steve Jobs).

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    Hey guess Who's comment has been removed because it has received too many thumbs down...Karama.

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock oh and it's spelt shit..

  • @SnApLiTs
    @SnApLiTs 12 років тому

    "Get a life" says the person with like 20 comment on here LOL.
    Good call buddy :)

  • @ferendunga
    @ferendunga 12 років тому

    mama

  • @iamadiehardtwihard
    @iamadiehardtwihard 12 років тому

    they actually have everything but the morphing on the iPhone 4/5

  • @amarsink1302
    @amarsink1302 2 роки тому

    Foi fixe...
    Good Night Ellen 🌜 🌓 🌛 kiss ✋

  • @12manganime
    @12manganime 12 років тому

    me sorry number wrong

  • @Lightcaster123
    @Lightcaster123 12 років тому

    No one has a clue who you're talking to.

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock clearly you are also lesbian or gay but still haven't come out...I'm sure that you will find the courage to do it one day!! And no I'm not gay, but a straight female who gets annoyed at silly little people and their silly immature comments..just like yours.

  • @Degenerossi
    @Degenerossi  14 років тому

    @lineswine Watch what you say, Big Papa...

  • @MrNikkimaxine
    @MrNikkimaxine 5 років тому

    In 👌 mood what now

  • @isakelly5233
    @isakelly5233 11 років тому

    the first comment

  • @bigyeedhaw
    @bigyeedhaw 11 років тому

    homophobe.

  • @CuriouslyUndercover
    @CuriouslyUndercover 11 років тому

    wtf?????? how the hell do you think heaven is that cheap?

  • @ghidfg
    @ghidfg 13 років тому

    how gay is that? the wealthiest people get the most free stuff..

  • @cassiesmum
    @cassiesmum 13 років тому

    @6TeenCartoonsRock you're boring me now...*yawn *.