Now theyre the "chicks" who leave the middle aged thanksgiving dinner with some ones nefiew, who latter doesnt stick around cause theres no future in that relationship.
Riki could sing for a hardcore punk band. Every time she hits "I'm all alone" I think yeah, that's the essence of punk right there. I would love to see this rearranged to a punk beat
This is so accurate. Honestly, at 29 I had so much attention and even on the non dating scene people treat you like your future is limitless. Then you hit 30 and it's all "oh I'm sorry, good luck becoming a crazy cat lady" >.< my life is over lol
Bob Joe Nope, you don't even have to wait that long. Learn to set boundaries now, that way at 25 - 27 (when the playing field is level) you will already be expecting FAIR treatment, and require DUTCH dates only. Study the articles on this site twice a week, and you'll be golden: therationalmale.com/2012/06/04/final-exam-navigating-the-smp/
As a single 31 year old man, it makes me happy to see you broads all miserable and in debt with nothing but your cat to comfort you. While your popularity is waning, i’m now seeing a six figure income, parties every weekend, and more gash than a gynocologist. The best part, all the women we hang out with are 18 - 25. Young, hot, thin, and sexy as hell.
You just have to realize that societal standards for women are made up crap designed to shepherd you into a restrictive patriarchal structure. In other words: you shouldn't need a partner and/or offspring to be happy. And the potential partners you might want will not care about whether you're 29 or 31.
[Oates] For the first time in my life, I see it clearly I realize the power of being a woman 29 years old and time’s on my side I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride I got so much charisma, and so many options It's nice to always have my pick [Garfunkel] There's nobody left! I'm all alone! [Oates] I'm at the top of my game, possibilities are endless And I just feel really pretty I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards Won't settle for anything less than perfect I know what I want and I can have it I'm surrounded by love and peace [Garfunkel] There's nobody left! I'm all alone! Why did I wait? What's wrong with me? In two short years, I'm gonna be 33 Who the hell will want me then? My ovaries are shrinking I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore [Oates] Things unfold when they're supposed to 'Cause everything happens for a reason It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking He'll just appear and I'll just know And he'll love me forever without any work Who needs to try when things are meant to be [Garfunkel (Oates)] There's nobody left! (I'm a catch just look at me) I'm all alone! (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests) You're such an idiot! (The man of my dreams is definitely out there) You think you're so special because people tell you that now (He's my future, he's the one) But that'll stop and be replaced with looks of pity! (He was put on this Earth to make my life complete) (The world is a buffet of love) [Garfunkel] Oh, what? You think biological reality doesn't apply to you In your adorable cocoon of agelessness? Well, it does! And while you're just waiting around and focusing on you Guess what? You're gonna miss your window! [Oates (Garfunkel)] Everything happens for a reason You know I truly believe that (Yeah, you said that before) Oh my God, it does, though Everything happens for a reason (What about the Haitian earthquake Or cellulite on skinny women?) Just say, "Hey universe, I'm ready" It'll happen when you least expect it (Well, I don't expect it at all now So I guess it's right around the corner) Maybe you're putting out the wrong vibe Maybe you're closed off to love Let me tell you a secret, it's called The Secret (Here's another secret, you're an asshole) [Oates] Your negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy The reason things go well for me is 'cause of positivity [Garfunkel] Well, I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy When infantile fantasy eclipses true reality [Oates] It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly When God closes a door, you see, he opens a window [Garfunkel] You realize that’s a smaller opening, right? You used to be able to just walk out a door And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere Possibly falling like eight stories to your death That is not an upgrade And you know what else? [Garfunkel (Oates)] There's nobody left! (7 billion people on the planet) I'm all alone! (My options will never ever run out) I hate you! (I'm so happy, aren't you happy?) You're so stupid! (I'm so happy) [Oates] You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself 'Cause life is good (Over)
This song is so true, 29-31 went by so fast. I was about to comment about how I’m 31, completely agreeing with everything she’s saying…then I realized I’ve been 32 all year😅 fml 🤦🏼♀️😂
I love this song, and not even ironically. The 31 chorus is the best thing ever. I think she does the obnoxious slightly atonal singing voice beautifully. She should sing in a pop punk band or something. This is rad
@@krank23 And that's where the problem lies. People who say "everything happens for a reason" aren't talking about the laws of physics or cause and effect. They're talking about NARRATIVES, as though life has written a story for everybody and all you have to do is follow the plotline until you arrive at your happy ending.
@@waltonsimons12 I mean, every story has a narrative. Every life has a story - but that story is written after to the purposes of the author and after the blood and guts and misery have already happened. Not every real-life story ends well. And in another sense, we all write our own story with our choices.
Someone commented below that these 2 women are now in their 30's and still 'fairly attractive'. I don't know what kind of women that guy gets, but I think these 2 are smoking hot and extremely talented as well.
John Stone They're both actually pretty cute and I doubt you've dated anyone hotter. But the internet's great for boasting, ain't it? No way to verify. xD
This song totally encapsulates the granular pettiness of ageism in people 29 and under; also, from a music standpoint, this song has G.&O.'s most memorable hook.
only an unmarried woman over 30 believes this. You ignored the nice guys when you were in your 20s and in your prime, now that the nice guys are in their prime they ignore you. Men are allowed to "live their best life" and chase 20 year olds all we want, and it great!!
I love this video! I just turned 31 and my sister is 29 so it makes me laugh because the gap between the two ages are true (in exaggeration of course) I read back a few comments and I feel like this is definitely a video you can't appreciate the humor of until you are older. I remember when I was 16. I thought I would be married by 21 and have 3 kids. I'm 31, no kids and not married. And it's totally fine.
And then your 51, and there's not a thing in the world that could inspire that much emotion or energy out of you. No matter how dreadfully awful your life might be, you just sigh and put one foot in front of the other.
I'm past 50 and not even a woman, but I can attest that Ms. 31 perfectly summarizes the whole era past 30 for me. Maybe men have a few more years, but from one point in time on you can only repair the problem with money. Lots of. If you're lucky to have it. And can live with the lies.
While watching this my dad called me over to the window, outside in our tree were two red bird, puffing theirselves up. They were cardinals. I remarked that it's so uncommon to see a cardinal, but to see 2 in the same tree in our backyard! Then I looked below, and there was another, duller colored bird: A female cardinal. There were to males fighting over the female. And eventually she flew off with one of them. Kinda ironic little coincidence, especially since the gals in the video are wearing red.
I'm not a birdwatcher so I had a different take on this song. I thought it was an ironic coincidence that they were wearing white and they're both white girls.
So talented, so intelligent, and so lovely (both of you!). Thanks for doing what you do - this is a big part of what makes the internet (and UA-cam) so great!
+Moonshadow Dark I kinda understand what other people feel about it, and how they change, but am i the only person here who doesent change at all, and in my 27 i feel and think just the same as in any other period of life? And i am perfectly fine with myself, but maybe it's because i am not afraid to be alone.
By 29 I'd already been married for 5 years, had a kid, and was getting ready to have another one. This is with a master's degree. You can't play around all through your 20's. You find a good man as soon as possible, get a ring on it, and find a way to make it work. If he's not cheating on you, abusive, or toxic, you find a way to make it work. There's just too many people who think that there is a "perfect" person out there-- perfection is something you strive for, not something you ever actually find! Then, you can truly become perfect for each other.
Just had to reiterate - these ladies are goddamned adorable and awesome... "When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat."
@@Garryck-1 Doing what I can. As one of my friends said recently "I can't die yet, I've got Zelda games to play!" Not sure he meant it ironically... Keep it up, Cheers!
You know, if someone who's 31 is that upset about being alone then they should tell me. I'd give them a great big hug and tell them that they don't have to be alone. ....but of course because I'm a single dad working two jobs, I'm not their type. Story of my love life.
Yes, they (and a lot of women) are looking for High Value men (top 20%). I have a relative that has a daughter that wants a BF who is over 6' tall. I explained to her that only the top 15% of men are over 6'. Now if her daughter is in the top 15 percent of young women--this is fine. However, half of women are in the top 50% and half are in the bottom 50%. They do not all "deserve" a 6"+ man...
What u talking about? Most ladies out there are sleeping beauties. They dont know whattheygot they want someone to acknowledge them. And when u do ur a simp. Better off being garfunkle. Work on your self and who cares your a alone. Only person who will ever be there for u is u.
Marty Herrick That's because it's not about 29 vs. 31. It's you then vs you now. Two years ago, I was someone completely different. And I'll be someone completely different in another two years. Not necessarily in terms of relationships, just in general.
I think you are a very critical thinker. Self delusion hurts your self. And the person you are to become. Best thing to do is always be young and know everything happens for a reason
Both my sisters got married and had kids after 34 (one was 34 the other 40). I think the girl on the left made a VERY good point when she said it's all about the vibes you put out. Maybe men can sense the pessimism/desperation then get turned off. Just be cool as a cucumber :)
It's because you are a dude, unless you were born with either carisma or good looks, you will be suffering until your 30's, but if you worked hard, both at your job and the gym, and develop decent social skills, you get to feel like chicks in their early 20s
@@tumamaencosplay That's true for everyone. You have to look good as a woman, too. Plenty of twentysomething guys are having sex. Now if you are a misogynist, how can you expect to get a woman at any age.
@@elizaclem "You have to look good as a woman, too" No, you just to be average, have an ok personality, and realistic standards, that last one is key for below average women. The obsession with looks as female competition medium was completely manufactured by women's own insecurities and desires for superficial beauty. Men like beauty too, yes, but we can more easily not obsses over it. Most guys would every time prefer an average looking girl with good personality and the same hobbies, over a bitchy super model. With exceptions of course, some dudes do get superficial enough to be burned over it later on. Literally all forever alone women are so by choice, not because they can't get any. Consider how there are stats that say that non-mobidly obese but still fat women, get far more sex than average ones, and that's because they are forced to lower their standards, most of them still don't go for other fat men tho. The "plenty of twenty something guys" having sex you describe, are MOST LIKELY 8/10, because that's the bare minimum for men without money+charisma to get any attention (and charismatic people in general, male or female, being a gigantic exception to the rule, charisma is not social skills, is dang thing you are either born with or not, and it creates the illusion that anybody can date anybody). It's been documented by several dating sites how women only perceive the top 20% of men as attractive, while the 7/10 barely qualify as average but ultimately uninteresting in their perception. Meanwhile, men, even attractive men, will find average and above (anything above 5/10) women attractive. Men 7/10 and below spend their 25-30 years being completely invisible and uninteresting to women, and only if, ONLY IF they work very hard on literally all their stats their whole life, aka, career, social status, gym, they get to feel how your average woman feels from her 15 to her 27-30's feel in terms of ease of attracting the opposite sex. Women on the other hand, never understand what it's like to be an average man and believe the fuccbois getting loads of women represent the average man, because to women, below average plain don't exist. Well, they never do... until they are past their 30's, then the most successful and attractive men lose complete interest in them, maybe a little longer with good genetics, and they start to feel invisible. The difference is SO harsh for what women always seemed normal, they tend to have a gigantic midlife crisis over it. That's where all the articles of women in their 40's screaming about how they are "a catch but can't find a man" come from, and what this video in particular tries to explain to women.
For the first time in my life, I see it clearly I realize the power of being a woman Twenty nine years old and time's on my side I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride I got so much charisma, and so many options It's nice to always have my pick There's nobody left, I'm all alone I'm at the top of my game, possibilities are endless And I just feel really pretty I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards Won't settle for anything less than perfect I know what I want and I can have it I'm surrounded by love and peace There's nobody left, I'm all alone Why did I wait, what's wrong with me? In two short years, I'm gonna be 33 Who the hell will want me then? My ovaries are shrinking I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore Things unfold when they're supposed to 'Cause everything happens for a reason It'll happen for me when I'm not even looking He'll just appear and I'll just know And he'll love me forever without any work Who needs to try when things are meant to be There's nobody left (I'm a catch just look at me) I'm all alone (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests) You're such an idiot (The man of my dreams is definitely out there) You think you're so special because people tell you that now (He's my future, he's the one) But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity (He was put on this Earth to make my life complete) (The world is a buffet of love) Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you And your adorable cocoon of agelessness? Well, it does! While you're just waiting around and focusing on you Guess what? You're gonna miss your window! Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that Yeah, you said that before Oh my God, it does, though, everything happens for a reason What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny women? Just say, "Hey universe, I'm ready", it'll happen when you least expect it Well, I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner Maybe you're putting out the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love Let me tell you a secret, it's called "the secret" Here's another secret, you're an asshole Your negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy The reason things go well for me is 'cause of positivity Well, I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy When infantile fantasy eclipses true reality It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly When God closes a door. you see, he opens a window You realize that's a smaller opening, right? You used to be able to walk out a door And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death That is not an upgrade And you know what's else? There's nobody left (7 billion people on the planet) I'm all alone (My options will never ever run out) I hate you (I'm so happy, aren't you happy) You're so stupid (I'm so happy) You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself 'Cause life is good (Over)
Quick Opinion I know ONE, and she was persian with impossible good genes still had the voice of a girl and laughed very often. Like damn she was sooo gorgeous. But yeah, most women stop looking good after their early twenties especially since the narcissism early on makes them complacent and so they do not take care of their bodies as much as they could.
Arcadio Buendia Narcissism is the best thing that has happened to me. The only person I care about is myself and I will continue to live that way. I will never live for a man. I've met and read about too many to make a case for them. Men want sex with teenagers, men want their egos stroked, men want etc. I can't handle it. I'm over the hill and I am stuck in my ways. This so called "invisibility" is a blessing. I no longer have to live by someone else's standard of youthful beauty, instead, I do my own thing no matter how many men find me to be ugly. Thank you guys for the support. Even if I start dating, the old men have taken the pretty girls out of the competition so get your old man on! Reclaim your youth LOL!
Arcadio Buendia More like grits, bacon and eggs...and yes, I am fat. No, I won't stop eating my favorite foods and I could not care less if men approved. :)
To me it's not age as much as the difference between Gen X and Millennials. People born in 1987 or later seem to stay young at ages Gen Xers already seemed like "real adults". Like a 24 year old of 2004 already seemed kinda mature, but a 30 year old of 2017 seems way younger than they did.
Props to Kate for being able to keep singing with Rikki screaming at her.
I think that was the funniest part of the song-- Kate singing quietly and serenely, completely oblivious to Riki as she screams bloody murder.
Its your first time eh?
@@XBOWTOTHEFACE what?
Or they just rehearsed the song 30 times.
Youth never listens to the warnings of the elders.
Riki's performance is extraordinary. Kate's ability to not break down into tears laughing is also extraordinary.
It's.one of.the best songs I've ever heard. Super funny.
GARBAGE mouth lesbos..
They are mid af. Mediocre. If they weren't female you wouldn't be saying this. Stop simping.
Although they’re doing a skit, I can do without the Screaming
both of them are prime
THERES NOBODY LEEEEEEEEEEEEFT, I'M ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOONE
Phew, at least I'm not alone then!
Epic :D
I'm ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone....
Mood
Um I think we all heard her. Thanks for repeating it...again.
Happy 40th Birthday to the adorable Kate Micucci. One minute she’s 29 and the possibilities are endless, the next a decade passes!
....and she is still an adorable cocoon of agelessness.
Days are long, decades are short.
Just realised that the song is exactly a decade old, yesterday.
Now theyre the "chicks" who leave the middle aged thanksgiving dinner with some ones nefiew, who latter doesnt stick around cause theres no future in that relationship.
...and that guy has to live down the fact that he'll be called a home wrecker.
I think riki is a little too real in this
She really sold that shit.
That she did.
It was real - this was around the time she froze her eggs in case she didn't meet a man to have kids with on time.
Is... is she still looking?
@@ChrisjayH1 We can only hope. (As we are out there waiting to help you to be happy.)
Regret wearing headphones.
+Jason Dowd Yes, don't do that on youtube. Kinda risky.
+Jason Dowd R.I.P. Eardrums.
I have mine at full blast lol i turned them right down once i got to the shouting
+Jason Dowd Rip headphone users
so glad I read your comment before the video started.
I totally love this, girls!
'There's nobody left! I'm all alone!"
Perfect for self driniking.
If you want to drink listen to "fuck you I'm drunk" too. It's perfect.
Mad respect to Kate for being able to keep singing with a straight face while getting screamed at!
How does someone get so tall in two years!?
Lolz0r hilarious and original!
+zerosonico Puberty. Really, really, really late puberty
+zerosonico Easy, I had to do it because women require men to be over 6ft before they consider you worthy
she is sitting in a pile of chusions, just to annoy the 29 even more xD
zerosonico The same way somebody goes from brunette to blond in two years.
Riki could sing for a hardcore punk band. Every time she hits "I'm all alone" I think yeah, that's the essence of punk right there. I would love to see this rearranged to a punk beat
Not punk. Emo.
@@justincoleman3805 pop punk
THERE'S NOBODY LEEEEEEFT
I'M ALL ALOOOOOOONE!
XD
Agree with the username 👌
They put it on themselves Ramsey. But to be fair, no man of value wants a woman who is 31, much less 28. By that age you're already curdled milk.
To be fair, no woman of value would want to be with you, regardless of how old they are 😊@@daver1161
Riki’s commitment to the character is off the charts. Awesome.
This is so accurate. Honestly, at 29 I had so much attention and even on the non dating scene people treat you like your future is limitless. Then you hit 30 and it's all "oh I'm sorry, good luck becoming a crazy cat lady" >.< my life is over lol
meow
bunnysparkle ayy lmeow
bunnysparkle This warms my black heart. As a 22 year old man I guess I only have to wait another 8 years.
Bob Joe Nope, you don't even have to wait that long. Learn to set boundaries now, that way at 25 - 27 (when the playing field is level) you will already be expecting FAIR treatment, and require DUTCH dates only.
Study the articles on this site twice a week, and you'll be golden:
therationalmale.com/2012/06/04/final-exam-navigating-the-smp/
As a single 31 year old man, it makes me happy to see you broads all miserable and in debt with nothing but your cat to comfort you. While your popularity is waning, i’m now seeing a six figure income, parties every weekend, and more gash than a gynocologist. The best part, all the women we hang out with are 18 - 25. Young, hot, thin, and sexy as hell.
I turned 30 this year, and Riki is essentially what my internal monologue sounds like now.
I'm a guy and this has been my internal monologue for years
I love reading these comments! How is 31 treating you?
You just have to realize that societal standards for women are made up crap designed to shepherd you into a restrictive patriarchal structure. In other words: you shouldn't need a partner and/or offspring to be happy. And the potential partners you might want will not care about whether you're 29 or 31.
@@DrZaius3141 If I go on about everything being a social construct enough, that means I won't have to deal with life.
@@OldSchopenhauer Yeah it's always better to acritically accept everything.
"YOU'RE GONNA MISS YOUR FUCKING WINDOW!!!!!!!!!"
I'm crying.
[Oates]
For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
I realize the power of being a woman
29 years old and time’s on my side
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
I got so much charisma, and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
[Garfunkel]
There's nobody left!
I'm all alone!
[Oates]
I'm at the top of my game, possibilities are endless
And I just feel really pretty
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want and I can have it
I'm surrounded by love and peace
[Garfunkel]
There's nobody left!
I'm all alone!
Why did I wait? What's wrong with me?
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
Who the hell will want me then? My ovaries are shrinking
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
[Oates]
Things unfold when they're supposed to
'Cause everything happens for a reason
It’ll happen for me when I'm not even looking
He'll just appear and I'll just know
And he'll love me forever without any work
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
[Garfunkel (Oates)]
There's nobody left!
(I'm a catch just look at me)
I'm all alone!
(I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
You're such an idiot!
(The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
You think you're so special because people tell you that now
(He's my future, he's the one)
But that'll stop and be replaced with looks of pity!
(He was put on this Earth to make my life complete)
(The world is a buffet of love)
[Garfunkel]
Oh, what? You think biological reality doesn't apply to you
In your adorable cocoon of agelessness? Well, it does!
And while you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what? You're gonna miss your window!
[Oates (Garfunkel)]
Everything happens for a reason
You know I truly believe that
(Yeah, you said that before)
Oh my God, it does, though
Everything happens for a reason
(What about the Haitian earthquake
Or cellulite on skinny women?)
Just say, "Hey universe, I'm ready"
It'll happen when you least expect it
(Well, I don't expect it at all now
So I guess it's right around the corner)
Maybe you're putting out the wrong vibe
Maybe you're closed off to love
Let me tell you a secret, it's called The Secret
(Here's another secret, you're an asshole)
[Oates]
Your negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy
The reason things go well for me is 'cause of positivity
[Garfunkel]
Well, I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy
When infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
[Oates]
It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly
When God closes a door, you see, he opens a window
[Garfunkel]
You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to just walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like eight stories to your death
That is not an upgrade
And you know what else?
[Garfunkel (Oates)]
There's nobody left! (7 billion people on the planet)
I'm all alone! (My options will never ever run out)
I hate you! (I'm so happy, aren't you happy?)
You're so stupid! (I'm so happy)
[Oates]
You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'til you love yourself
'Cause life is good (Over)
thanks for writing this
biologically correct, but mentally for modern women its more like 39~41
You missed out you’re such an arrogant cunt near the end
Lol missing a dirty line towards the end
Thanks for the hard work!
THERES NOBODY LEFT IM ALL ALOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE. every time she screams that I'm crying. 😂😂😂😂
It's choice eh? Love the delivery of angst in Riki's 31 persona.
RIP my hearing 1985-2015
THERE’S NOBODY LEFT IM ALL ALOOONNNEEE
I know you are dead but that was funny
I'm a man. I agree. Except about the ovaries, because mine are still pretty much intact
Makes sense
I self identify as a transphobic
+Xavieros Falsename Why is that?
jhojanezf
they trigger me. Give me PTSD
Xavieros A m3n goen hes wae hi I'm transgender
These ladies bring more enjoyment into my life than anything else I can think of. I don't care what the songs are about, it's all in the delivery.
i googled 29/31 to find the value of 29 divided by 31... found this
+Demian Yutin 1 - 2/31 ~0.94
Did you "google" what is a calculator while you were at it? Cause maybe you should.
Roughly 0.9354838709677419. You're welcome.
That sounds like a win to me.
what are the odds
This song is so true, 29-31 went by so fast. I was about to comment about how I’m 31, completely agreeing with everything she’s saying…then I realized I’ve been 32 all year😅 fml 🤦🏼♀️😂
@@BrooksRichardson-j3o Haha actually, Yes I am 😅
Not to mention they're both prime numbers!
Extra hawt
This needs to be revisited as 2019/2021
I love this song, and not even ironically. The 31 chorus is the best thing ever. I think she does the obnoxious slightly atonal singing voice beautifully. She should sing in a pop punk band or something. This is rad
I was recommended by Bachelor Pad Economics. I am dying of laughter, this is fantastic!
Just came for the same reason
@@brandonkeller4449 Nice.
Same
This
Same
"Everything happens for a reason."
Worst. Phrase. Evar.
I like to think of it as "technically correct as long as you define 'having a reason' as 'having preceeding causes', but very unhelpful". =)
Agreed. Sometimes the reason is because they are stupid...
@@krank23 And that's where the problem lies. People who say "everything happens for a reason" aren't talking about the laws of physics or cause and effect. They're talking about NARRATIVES, as though life has written a story for everybody and all you have to do is follow the plotline until you arrive at your happy ending.
@@waltonsimons12
I mean, every story has a narrative. Every life has a story - but that story is written after to the purposes of the author and after the blood and guts and misery have already happened. Not every real-life story ends well.
And in another sense, we all write our own story with our choices.
This is where faith comes in. And God.
I love how casually she's playing with a big smile on her face and the other one is screaming her butt off.
Why am I only discovering them now 😭, This is pure gold! Both Kate and Riki are so talented!!
Someone commented below that these 2 women are now in their 30's and still 'fairly attractive'. I don't know what kind of women that guy gets, but I think these 2 are smoking hot and extremely talented as well.
I was surprised that they're the same age as me. They look like they're in their mid 20s.
***** And judging from your comment, you're probably a 40-year old virgin.
John Stone They're both actually pretty cute and I doubt you've dated anyone hotter. But the internet's great for boasting, ain't it? No way to verify. xD
***** - LOL, true dat. Sock probably posts while wearing his Harry Potter pajamas. xD
Real girls scare him, that's why he talks sh!t about them.
I’m 30 and people think I’m a kid. :/
This song totally encapsulates the granular pettiness of ageism in people 29 and under; also, from a music standpoint, this song has G.&O.'s most memorable hook.
only an unmarried woman over 30 believes this. You ignored the nice guys when you were in your 20s and in your prime, now that the nice guys are in their prime they ignore you. Men are allowed to "live their best life" and chase 20 year olds all we want, and it great!!
@@southpaw8040100%
I've had basically this conversation in my head every 3 months since i was 12.
Hilariously sad.
After hearing the lyrics from the blonde, I wonder if that's going to be Taylor Swift in four years.
I really hope so
not even a chance
Jason Heavner oh yea definitely
Jason Heavner Taylor swift has been married for a bit now
+Oklahomie Gaming Co. Uh.....no she isn't, she never has been.
What a beautiful song. I feel quite soft and fuzzy after hearing that
You both are hysterical !!! You totally absorb into the characters
I’ve seen a handful of their songs - this is the best one!
"You realize that's a smaller opening, right?" Lol my favorite part.
Getting smaller, just like her atrophying ovaries.
I love this video! I just turned 31 and my sister is 29 so it makes me laugh because the gap between the two ages are true (in exaggeration of course) I read back a few comments and I feel like this is definitely a video you can't appreciate the humor of until you are older. I remember when I was 16. I thought I would be married by 21 and have 3 kids. I'm 31, no kids and not married. And it's totally fine.
And now you're forty.
@@quintoblanco8746 You are quite possibly satan and i absolutely love you for doing this
@@quintoblanco8746 how old are you
ua-cam.com/video/MLOQP3u61TE/v-deo.html Brent is doing well
@@Jonathan-cx6jl 52. The age were the body starts breaking down.
brilliant, every time riki starts yelling or raging i crack up, especially the last "verse". man i really needed that, thanks girls.
Was having a crappy day at my crappy job..
Now everyone's wondering why I can't stop laughing.
Thank you
I am turning 31 this year... I can't think of a song that express me so perfectly.
I don't even have a response for that....
THERE'S NOBODY LEFTTTTT I'M ALL ALONEEEEEEE
You really aren't, though 😉 take a look around
This is the greatest and best song in the world.
And then your 51, and there's not a thing in the world that could inspire that much emotion or energy out of you. No matter how dreadfully awful your life might be, you just sigh and put one foot in front of the other.
I'm past 50 and not even a woman, but I can attest that Ms. 31 perfectly summarizes the whole era past 30 for me. Maybe men have a few more years, but from one point in time on you can only repair the problem with money. Lots of. If you're lucky to have it. And can live with the lies.
Their lyrics and delivery are amazing!
This video is disturbingly accurate.
While watching this my dad called me over to the window, outside in our tree were two red bird, puffing theirselves up. They were cardinals. I remarked that it's so uncommon to see a cardinal, but to see 2 in the same tree in our backyard! Then I looked below, and there was another, duller colored bird:
A female cardinal. There were to males fighting over the female. And eventually she flew off with one of them. Kinda ironic little coincidence, especially since the gals in the video are wearing red.
I'm not a birdwatcher so I had a different take on this song. I thought it was an ironic coincidence that they were wearing white and they're both white girls.
I found them yesterday I'm freaking obsessed, raising hope is the gift that keeps on giving
So talented, so intelligent, and so lovely (both of you!). Thanks for doing what you do - this is a big part of what makes the internet (and UA-cam) so great!
You just gotta love them. So incredibly talented.
I hope someone does an Another Peroid version of this song called "12/14".
That would be amazing.
Woah...that actually sounds amazing
+Moonshadow Dark I kinda understand what other people feel about it, and how they change, but am i the only person here who doesent change at all, and in my 27 i feel and think just the same as in any other period of life? And i am perfectly fine with myself, but maybe it's because i am not afraid to be alone.
+ElvenNeko not that kind of period...
+ellybelly PLEASE YES.
I haven't listened to this song in probably in about 5 yrs, and still was able to sing the toungue-twister flawlessly
Omg, you voice Sadie! I knew I recognized that voice.
Genius song writing.
By 29 I'd already been married for 5 years, had a kid, and was getting ready to have another one. This is with a master's degree. You can't play around all through your 20's. You find a good man as soon as possible, get a ring on it, and find a way to make it work. If he's not cheating on you, abusive, or toxic, you find a way to make it work. There's just too many people who think that there is a "perfect" person out there-- perfection is something you strive for, not something you ever actually find! Then, you can truly become perfect for each other.
Some of us are so busy waiting for our ship to come in that we keep missing the boat.
Wow !! wallpaper quote for matrimonial websites & dating apps !!
I can't even tell you how happy this song makes me. Four years later.....still laughing! :)
And another 4
Just had to reiterate - these ladies are goddamned adorable and awesome...
"When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat."
Shouts out to Aaron Clarey and Bachelor Pad Economics!
He doxed Barbarossa and stole a lot of his material.
I am literally both 29 and 31 (I live in Korea) and it is frightening how accurate this is. This song is basically my inner monologue.
Did you ever find anyone?
@@mikelentz833 Yes, and then I lost them too. And so it goes lol
@@agentwaterfowl Sorry to hear about your misfortune. For what it's worth, I hope you find what you're looking for.
"I am literally both 29 and 31 (I live in Korea)"
Wait, what? Do numbers and/or the aging process work differently in Korea?
@@waltonsimons12 I took it to mean that agentwaterfowl related to both characters as portrayed in the song. An inner paradox, as it were.
You two always make me giggle. I can't wait to hear the 21/39 version.
I'm a 38 year old unsuccessful man. This song is my song, as much as it is a woman's.
Why did I 'fess up and comment that?
'Cuz life... is... over.
Masterful counterpoint, far eclipsing the primitive efforts of J. S. Bach.
I remember watching this in 2012 when I was 26 going "Ha, that's not gonna happen to me" and well, guess who just turned 31... Fucksticks
same
Same here...
Hahaha. Try turning 49...
@@koookeee - Enjoy it while you can.. turning 59 is a whole 'nother ball game. Ask me how I know.
@@Garryck-1 Doing what I can. As one of my friends said recently "I can't die yet, I've got Zelda games to play!" Not sure he meant it ironically... Keep it up, Cheers!
You know, if someone who's 31 is that upset about being alone then they should tell me. I'd give them a great big hug and tell them that they don't have to be alone.
....but of course because I'm a single dad working two jobs, I'm not their type.
Story of my love life.
Yes, they (and a lot of women) are looking for High Value men (top 20%). I have a relative that has a daughter that wants a BF who is over 6' tall. I explained to her that only the top 15% of men are over 6'. Now if her daughter is in the top 15 percent of young women--this is fine. However, half of women are in the top 50% and half are in the bottom 50%. They do not all "deserve" a 6"+ man...
The song may be funny, but it underscores the fact that the Sleeping Beauty mentality doesn't work nowadays.
Sleepy Beauty mentality, fantastic. Hadn't heard that one yet.
It never did.
What u talking about? Most ladies out there are sleeping beauties. They dont know whattheygot they want someone to acknowledge them. And when u do ur a simp. Better off being garfunkle. Work on your self and who cares your a alone. Only person who will ever be there for u is u.
31 is really punk rock
Violent femmes
the first time I saw this, I was 27 and I didn’t get it.
I’m 31 now.
I understand.
THERE'S NOBODY LEFT! I'M ALL ALONE!
And now two more years have gone by- what are you doing now?
Rekt.
This was my song when i was 18 and I am STILL on the 31 side at 21.
Marty Herrick That's because it's not about 29 vs. 31. It's you then vs you now. Two years ago, I was someone completely different. And I'll be someone completely different in another two years. Not necessarily in terms of relationships, just in general.
@@tumamaencosplay Friend I am a female.
I think you are a very critical thinker. Self delusion hurts your self. And the person you are to become. Best thing to do is always be young and know everything happens for a reason
and now you're like 27, how do you feel?
@@superbubblygirl Less like my life itself is dying, but still not optimistic about romance
I just watched this over and over. I wonder if future me is yelling at present me.
Seven years later, how's it going?
Here in South Florida, there are lots of women over 45 with the "29 attitude".
I have a word for them... Single.
***** I lived in SoFla for 20 years... granted 45 isn't in my age bracket but I will definitely take your word for it!
with at least 4 kids that have kids, married 3 times, still thinks jimmy buffet is "cool."
Jimmy Buffett is cool though.
South Florida sounds like my kinda place.
They're everywhere, not just in Florida. What's sad is that they honestly think men want to date them.
Btw (cause I looked it up), they both eventually met very nice people, and each has a kid.
did anyone else get sum 41 vibes from 31
Matt Heitmann Sum 31
Fuck yea
Lol nice
Naw, pretty much got 31 vibes.
the song personifies depression and anxiety
You cant be depressed if your unaware
I love the faces Kate makes while Riki is singing
FREAKING BRILLIANT!!! I haven't caughed this hard in months. Thank You!
I'm dying! LMAO!!! Dear 31. wait until your 54 and YOU'RE STILL FUCKING ALOOOOOOOOOONE!
My god, why am I only seeing this now. This had me crying with laughter at the end. Damn girls, that's good stuff!
Okay, this was adorable.
Truth makes the best humor. You two are the Best!
Both my sisters got married and had kids after 34 (one was 34 the other 40). I think the girl on the left made a VERY good point when she said it's all about the vibes you put out. Maybe men can sense the pessimism/desperation then get turned off. Just be cool as a cucumber :)
I love how musical-esque all your music are
So what you're saying is, is that I've been 31 ever since I was 19? interesting...
no, that's for women who past 30 years old and suddenly high-value men don't want them because they are no longer young.
It's because you are a dude, unless you were born with either carisma or good looks, you will be suffering until your 30's, but if you worked hard, both at your job and the gym, and develop decent social skills, you get to feel like chicks in their early 20s
@@tumamaencosplay That's true for everyone. You have to look good as a woman, too. Plenty of twentysomething guys are having sex. Now if you are a misogynist, how can you expect to get a woman at any age.
@@elizaclem "You have to look good as a woman, too"
No, you just to be average, have an ok personality, and realistic standards, that last one is key for below average women. The obsession with looks as female competition medium was completely manufactured by women's own insecurities and desires for superficial beauty.
Men like beauty too, yes, but we can more easily not obsses over it. Most guys would every time prefer an average looking girl with good personality and the same hobbies, over a bitchy super model. With exceptions of course, some dudes do get superficial enough to be burned over it later on.
Literally all forever alone women are so by choice, not because they can't get any. Consider how there are stats that say that non-mobidly obese but still fat women, get far more sex than average ones, and that's because they are forced to lower their standards, most of them still don't go for other fat men tho.
The "plenty of twenty something guys" having sex you describe, are MOST LIKELY 8/10, because that's the bare minimum for men without money+charisma to get any attention (and charismatic people in general, male or female, being a gigantic exception to the rule, charisma is not social skills, is dang thing you are either born with or not, and it creates the illusion that anybody can date anybody).
It's been documented by several dating sites how women only perceive the top 20% of men as attractive, while the 7/10 barely qualify as average but ultimately uninteresting in their perception. Meanwhile, men, even attractive men, will find average and above (anything above 5/10) women attractive.
Men 7/10 and below spend their 25-30 years being completely invisible and uninteresting to women, and only if, ONLY IF they work very hard on literally all their stats their whole life, aka, career, social status, gym, they get to feel how your average woman feels from her 15 to her 27-30's feel in terms of ease of attracting the opposite sex.
Women on the other hand, never understand what it's like to be an average man and believe the fuccbois getting loads of women represent the average man, because to women, below average plain don't exist.
Well, they never do... until they are past their 30's, then the most successful and attractive men lose complete interest in them, maybe a little longer with good genetics, and they start to feel invisible. The difference is SO harsh for what women always seemed normal, they tend to have a gigantic midlife crisis over it.
That's where all the articles of women in their 40's screaming about how they are "a catch but can't find a man" come from, and what this video in particular tries to explain to women.
I struggle with different types of success and Kate is me how I felt during childhood and Riki is me now from my teenage years and 20 some years!
For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
I realize the power of being a woman
Twenty nine years old and time's on my side
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
I got so much charisma, and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
There's nobody left, I'm all alone
I'm at the top of my game, possibilities are endless
And I just feel really pretty
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want and I can have it
I'm surrounded by love and peace
There's nobody left, I'm all alone
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
Who the hell will want me then? My ovaries are shrinking
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
Things unfold when they're supposed to
'Cause everything happens for a reason
It'll happen for me when I'm not even looking
He'll just appear and I'll just know
And he'll love me forever without any work
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
There's nobody left (I'm a catch just look at me)
I'm all alone (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
You're such an idiot (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
You think you're so special because people tell you that now
(He's my future, he's the one)
But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity
(He was put on this Earth to make my life complete)
(The world is a buffet of love)
Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness? Well, it does!
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what? You're gonna miss your window!
Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
Yeah, you said that before
Oh my God, it does, though, everything happens for a reason
What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny women?
Just say, "Hey universe, I'm ready", it'll happen when you least expect it
Well, I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
Maybe you're putting out the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
Let me tell you a secret, it's called "the secret"
Here's another secret, you're an asshole
Your negativity is a self-fulfilling prophecy
The reason things go well for me is 'cause of positivity
Well, I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy
When infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly
When God closes a door. you see, he opens a window
You realize that's a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death
That is not an upgrade
And you know what's else?
There's nobody left (7 billion people on the planet)
I'm all alone (My options will never ever run out)
I hate you (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
You're so stupid (I'm so happy)
You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself
You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself
'Cause life is good (Over)
10 years later and this is friggin hilarious
thats me two hours apart on my period :)
I’ve been waiting 45 years to go back to the Magic Garden. This is even better. Punk Magic Garden.
My favorite lyric: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YES! I am here because of Thunderf00t. I was always a fan though.
Hahaha, I never knew about them (only Kate from TBBT). But I'm happy Thunderf00t pointed me here.
Thunderf00t is an insufferable whiny manbaby and his videos are unwatchable without cringing into a coma.
This song describes my sister to a T. She is always ranting and raving on Facebook. Her posts are crazy. She's 36 and has no husband or boyfriend.
I saw this 10 years later... I shudder to think what the song would be like now
Wait until she's 39, heh
Quick Opinion I know ONE, and she was persian with impossible good genes still had the voice of a girl and laughed very often. Like damn she was sooo gorgeous. But yeah, most women stop looking good after their early twenties especially since the narcissism early on makes them complacent and so they do not take care of their bodies as much as they could.
Arcadio Buendia Narcissism is the best thing that has happened to me. The only person I care about is myself and I will continue to live that way. I will never live for a man. I've met and read about too many to make a case for them. Men want sex with teenagers, men want their egos stroked, men want etc. I can't handle it. I'm over the hill and I am stuck in my ways. This so called "invisibility" is a blessing. I no longer have to live by someone else's standard of youthful beauty, instead, I do my own thing no matter how many men find me to be ugly. Thank you guys for the support. Even if I start dating, the old men have taken the pretty girls out of the competition so get your old man on! Reclaim your youth LOL!
Yves Noire fuck yea.
Arcadio Buendia More like grits, bacon and eggs...and yes, I am fat. No, I won't stop eating my favorite foods and I could not care less if men approved. :)
Quick Opinion MISOGYNY HOOOOOOO
Props to Kate and Riki. They're adorable, good-looking, and make me laugh.
Though Riki is a bit scary when she yells, lol.
I wish I was a Mormon, so I could marry you both!
To me it's not age as much as the difference between Gen X and Millennials. People born in 1987 or later seem to stay young at ages Gen Xers already seemed like "real adults". Like a 24 year old of 2004 already seemed kinda mature, but a 30 year old of 2017 seems way younger than they did.
Neither is completely true but either is more true as you go... Just as that door is open the widest is when it's about to slam the hardest.
The window thing got me, I died laughing!
R.I.P Headphone users
One of their best. Love Kate's expressions