The Funniest Tweets From Dads

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @stinesfloy
    @stinesfloy 4 роки тому +55

    Seeing this makes me want kids. Then I remember last time I babysat. Went for a pee and then to fetch something. Like eight minutes top. When I came Back there was a goat in the livingroom (small hobby farm),one Of the twins was naked and his brother was giving him sharpie bodyart and there was Potatochips everywhere and the fridgedoor was open and their dog was taking full advantage. All I wanted was to tap out and Hide in the bathroom with ben&jerrys.

  • @NeedANewHobby7
    @NeedANewHobby7 3 роки тому +28

    8:03 This is horrid. Whatever person decides this is okay is truly evil.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 3 роки тому +4

      Absolute heresy. Beyond the grace of God.

    • @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain
      @ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain 3 роки тому +7

      That teacher has blasphemed against every possible deity!

    • @63Malda
      @63Malda 2 роки тому +2

      It's been going on for at least ten years (I teach in elementary school). The rational is that kids can't figure out "LMNOP" are separate letters. Whatever.

    • @coyoteartist
      @coyoteartist 2 роки тому +1

      Just looking at it, I heard Mermaid man in my head crying EVVVILLLLL

  • @cayannap6752
    @cayannap6752 4 роки тому +38

    How many folks stopped the video to try and sing the new ABC's?
    Why would they change it? Isn't the new math enough?

    • @explodingtomahawks7589
      @explodingtomahawks7589 3 роки тому +3

      I can't help but think of Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes" screaming "It's a mad house!!!"

    • @ms.fandoms811
      @ms.fandoms811 3 роки тому +1

      I know right?!

    • @taylorwiseman8078
      @taylorwiseman8078 3 роки тому +2

      Oh thank god. I was trying to figure out how it even works and whether it was real or just that teacher.

    • @evieluvon5965
      @evieluvon5965 3 роки тому +2

      *confused screaming*

  • @alicewilloughby4318
    @alicewilloughby4318 3 роки тому +10

    0:33 - Damn right!
    5:36 - Well, her last name is Breakwell. I assume she breaks things well.

  • @jengsci8268
    @jengsci8268 4 роки тому +16

    Babies think in Babe-ese.

    • @spikebrannigan
      @spikebrannigan 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @namjoonslostairpod3740
    @namjoonslostairpod3740 3 роки тому +7

    Is it me or the music in the beginning sound like eight by IU

  • @RealBadMike
    @RealBadMike 3 роки тому +1

    1:22 H.. how many kings have you poisoned?!

  • @dionlindsay2
    @dionlindsay2 2 роки тому

    All of these are funny. Wishful thinking by the parents (scary thought - are they parents?) are the ones where 3 year olds are wise, think in complex ideas and express themselves well. The only ones that have a chance of being true are the parents' observations about what the child is doing or where their future lies. Heh, if it's entertaining I'll put up with it either way.

  • @chaotiqueneutreFitzMuad
    @chaotiqueneutreFitzMuad 3 роки тому +2

    5:55 My fav'! ;}}}

  • @rasnasfathima2837
    @rasnasfathima2837 4 роки тому

    HA HA HA....🤪

  • @kimghanson
    @kimghanson 3 роки тому +5

    0:37 Oooo! Someone's a little sensitive.
    Funny Humor, you do realize everyone mutes your videos.

    • @seanmeisner3190
      @seanmeisner3190 3 роки тому +8

      He is right though.

    • @baggins4354
      @baggins4354 2 роки тому +1

      How often do you hear of a dad out with his kids only to have someone say, "Oh, that's nice, giving your wife a break like that." It's like when our friend was new car shopping and every time she asked about the engine or transmission, the salesman said he would tell her (non-existent) husband or boyfriend, and deflected to comments about the color or the light up mirrors on the sun visors. She finally, and loudly, asked if you had to have a penis to buy a car from that dealership. She left and bought her car from another dealer.

    • @kimghanson
      @kimghanson 2 роки тому

      @@baggins4354 Can't say I've ever heard that except in movies.

  • @protoskeeper
    @protoskeeper 4 роки тому

    why is this a video?

    • @ms.fandoms811
      @ms.fandoms811 3 роки тому +5

      Why not? Just curious cause I enjoyed it....

    • @protoskeeper
      @protoskeeper 3 роки тому

      @@ms.fandoms811 Because it could just be a website since the video format does not add anything of value. It just makes me pause and skip forward, backward since it doesn't fit my reading speed instead of simply just scrolling down and reading at my leisure

    • @ms.fandoms811
      @ms.fandoms811 3 роки тому +3

      @@protoskeeper oh..... okay. Thanks for the clarification.

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 3 роки тому +2

      @@protoskeeper I find it convenient, UA-cam is my comfort zone

    • @helentee9863
      @helentee9863 3 роки тому +2

      Because it's on UA-cam, and as l understand, UA-cam only does videos . A lot of its content is this way

  • @kryceksangel
    @kryceksangel 3 роки тому +1

    I'm shocked you post parent tweets since you are pro abortion

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 3 роки тому +16

      Why is that shocking? You can still have and want kids, but NOT want them if the time is wrong or there are other problems. (BTW, it's funny how many pro-life people don't seem to give a crap about the quality of life of an unplanned and unwanted child....)
      Personally, I'm PRE-choice -- meaning the time to decide whether you want a kid or not is before you have sex, NOT after she's already pregnant. Use contraception!

    • @kryceksangel
      @kryceksangel 3 роки тому +2

      @@stevecarson4162 actually pro lifers care about everyone from conception to death. We don't think like people such as yourself that abortion is birth control
      Nah the only way to prevent pregnancy is abstinence

    • @stevecarson4162
      @stevecarson4162 3 роки тому +14

      @@kryceksangel : Did I say I think abortion is birth control? NO, I didn't. In fact, I made it clear to anyone intelligent that I think abortion should never be necessary.
      But it's funny that you people PRETEND to care about "life" when you don't care what happens to unwanted children. You think the mother should give birth even if it kills her. (It's amazing how many people who are "pro-life" are also "pro-gun". One cancels out the other, if you didn't realize that.)
      And if you actually think "the only way to prevent pregnancy is abstinence", you're very ignorant. There are MANY other ways to prevent it that don't require living like a nun.

    • @Sluppie
      @Sluppie 3 роки тому +5

      @@kryceksangel If you care about everyone then stop treating women like they don't have a right to control their own bodies.

    • @tosinakin2508
      @tosinakin2508 3 роки тому +4

      @@stevecarson4162 I've never heard of pre-choice, but that definitely describes my stance near perfectly. In a perfect world, abortions would only be necessary in the case of medical emergencies, but the world isn't perfect. We work with what we've got. For that reason, I'm also generally pro-life, pro-adoption, and, more than anything, pro-"stay out of people's life decisions unless asked."
      That being said, I think the commenter you responded to meant that abstinence is the only *sure* way to prevent pregnancy. This is true. The are so many ways to drastically decrease the likelihood of having a baby, and every possible temporary (or permanent if you're child-free) way should be used if you don't want kids. Every single one has failed before though, so none are certain. Abstinence is honestly just the best thing, but it's unrealistic for most people. That's why birth control exists.
      This is only tangentially related, but I think people who are pro-life without supporting proper sex ed for adolescents, reformation of the adoption system, and child-free culture are just ignorant and/or bigots.