The Labour Party asks: “Can we start again please?”

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  • Опубліковано 10 жов 2024

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  • @JB_inks
    @JB_inks 3 дні тому +78

    Have they tried turning it off and on again?

  • @andrewmoorhouse687
    @andrewmoorhouse687 3 дні тому +40

    😂😂😂😂 brilliant as always Matt. The Angela Rayner ending was an inspired attack on the type of news coverage we’re getting now 👏👏👏👏

  • @Ludus57
    @Ludus57 День тому +1

    Excellent!

  • @johnadamski6246
    @johnadamski6246 2 дні тому +8

    Why not ,they've got 5 years ,so have another go .The tories had 14 years of restarting and still fucked everything up

  • @SkyEcho7
    @SkyEcho7 3 дні тому +14

    😂😂😂🤣😭
    The ground was at a different angle than they expected 🙌🏻

  • @seanduggan3453
    @seanduggan3453 3 дні тому +18

    Jonathan Goodenough strikes again - he needs no reset.

  • @upontheroof
    @upontheroof 3 дні тому +22

    Right on the mark, excellent. What will become of us?

  • @petersanders2815
    @petersanders2815 3 дні тому +11

    Absolutely brilliant.

  • @CityOfTinyLines
    @CityOfTinyLines 3 дні тому +18

    And before "resets" there was "drawing a line unders"

  • @jamesevans8520
    @jamesevans8520 3 дні тому +8

    Jonathon good enough gets me every time hahaha

  • @richardjakobek7477
    @richardjakobek7477 2 дні тому +5

    Genius Matt. Absolute genius. 😁 Definitely one of your best. And of course, always good to hear from Jonathan Goodenough.

  • @charleshayden1400
    @charleshayden1400 3 дні тому +7

    These Identical Twins really bring it! No doubt many serious points being made here, e.g., archaic systems not fit for purpose, but my breakfast milk shot out my nose, and I gotta re-play it after I clean my screen. Massive appreciation from across the waters. You are in George Carlin territory, Brother. 🙏👍🫵

  • @starmersbarber
    @starmersbarber 2 дні тому +1

    The ending is magnificent. It sums up the farce of media to perfection!

  • @Agent_Pumpkin
    @Agent_Pumpkin 2 дні тому +1

    Top notch again, and the sign off was perfect.

  • @tsr207
    @tsr207 3 дні тому +8

    As always, lighting fast rapier wit from Matt on the state of the political scene today.
    Stamer seems to possess the surefootedness of a man wearing oversized flippers - and the vision of his clearly lacking ministers on TV trying to justify the freebies that his deputy and himself "acquired" is beyond satire !
    Keep up the excellent work Matt !

  • @sandrafrancis3631
    @sandrafrancis3631 3 дні тому +7

    😂👍👏👏always funny!👍

  • @ScarySox
    @ScarySox 3 дні тому +6

    Thanks Matt, that brightened up my Tuesday!
    💯❤

  • @carolynwestwood6258
    @carolynwestwood6258 3 дні тому +3

    God, I love your commentary!! Thank you! 😂

  • @enablerbro1
    @enablerbro1 3 дні тому +11

    Successive Labour leaderships have been dogged by internal wreckers seeking power since 2007, Starmer benefitted from this and appears to have naively thought that these wreckers were in team Starmer. Silly billy.

  • @jaexiusnem1267
    @jaexiusnem1267 2 дні тому +1

    Brilliant

  • @christinavuyk2026
    @christinavuyk2026 2 дні тому +1

    Superb ending 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂😂😂

  • @richardkemp5550
    @richardkemp5550 3 дні тому +7

    Spot on!

  • @jankoszuta9835
    @jankoszuta9835 3 дні тому +9

    Superb

  • @mikerodent3164
    @mikerodent3164 2 дні тому +3

    You can tell Jonathan G is a consummate professional: he always manages to keep things fluffy luvs.

  • @bernardmaasdijk734
    @bernardmaasdijk734 3 дні тому +20

    The end about Angela Rayner was perfect. And so true. And then it dawned on me: we can always laugh about the politics and incompetence of the right, while the stupidities of Labour cause us to be disappointed and angry.

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому +4

      Both sides are hilarious, I'm not sure if that is what they are aiming for though?

    • @TheTomcantdecide
      @TheTomcantdecide 3 дні тому

      I mean I would say labour is definitely right theses days almost as bad as the Tories

  • @SAMANDY1
    @SAMANDY1 3 дні тому +16

    Well said, from an ex Labour voter 😅

  • @MD_Builds
    @MD_Builds 3 дні тому +5

    That ending omfg had me in giggles.

  • @piccalillipit9211
    @piccalillipit9211 3 дні тому +22

    *THE PROBLEM WITH STARMER IS HE HAS ZERO VISION*
    He is used to working in a rigid environment of the law where everything is based on past precedent - he cant think of anything new or God forbid, anything bold.

    • @turdrhinofiend
      @turdrhinofiend 3 дні тому

      no the problem is he is a lefty lawyer who believes the guilty are innocent and the innocent are guilty, go look up his record he is a sick sick man.

    • @markwelch3564
      @markwelch3564 3 дні тому +2

      or anything not spoonfed to him by Morgan Mcsweeney...

  • @emmabrooker166
    @emmabrooker166 3 дні тому +6

    The funereal Rose Garden announcement that “everything’s shit” followed by…nothing….was an epic PR fail. Baffled by them tbh.

  • @isabellesmith5253
    @isabellesmith5253 2 дні тому

    Briliant ...😅😅😅😊

  • @philippepalmer2968
    @philippepalmer2968 2 дні тому +1

    if they had been wearing the right boots when they hit the ground running then they wouldn't need a re-boot,I blame donor Ali for not providing the Labour party with the appropriate footwear required for being in govt & running the country

  • @nalodailec
    @nalodailec 3 дні тому +3

    That was really good. Well done Matt.

  • @steves7013
    @steves7013 2 дні тому

    Brilliant as normal Matt 😂🙏

  • @justinformed7367
    @justinformed7367 3 дні тому +9

    We employ clowns, no surprise we have a fkn circus.

  • @Toracube
    @Toracube 3 дні тому +19

    Jonathan Pie is strangely quiet…

    • @DemonDethchase
      @DemonDethchase 3 дні тому +15

      "Give Starmer a chance, he's a human rights lawyer!"
      A human rights lawyer who turns a blind eye to genocide for cash, more like. 😑

    • @otocan
      @otocan 3 дні тому +4

      Let the poor guy take a break. He'll be back.

    • @neiltitmus9744
      @neiltitmus9744 3 дні тому

      And busy probably ​@@otocan

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому +1

      Tom Walker has retired Jonathon Pie, he was on Geoff Norcotts podcast a couple of weeks ago.

    • @otocan
      @otocan 2 дні тому

      @@ScarySox nooooo seriously?

  • @dinogoldie9716
    @dinogoldie9716 3 дні тому +7

    Starmer chased the car. he caught the car. He doesn't know what a car is or how to use it. He just knew that he was entitled to that "car" thing.

  • @paulgray2569
    @paulgray2569 2 дні тому

    Just brilliant,as usual 😂❤

  • @JamesClements-y9b
    @JamesClements-y9b 2 години тому

    Yes get them out

  • @plerpplerp5599
    @plerpplerp5599 17 годин тому

    That's what happens when your elections are basically a two horse race where the jockeys are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dummer. 😂

  • @SwatantraNandanwar
    @SwatantraNandanwar 3 дні тому +4

    ... you should have added.
    With Angela in charge.

  • @Mudge07
    @Mudge07 3 дні тому +2

    Ah, do come in Mr Tucker, we’ve been expecting you.

  • @Tulkash01
    @Tulkash01 3 дні тому +4

    Things are not going to improve, unless Sue Gray was the one behind Reeves and Starmer’s policies… which is not the case.

  • @stevenlatronico8612
    @stevenlatronico8612 3 дні тому +3

    I'm having an omelette for tea

  • @youwatt499
    @youwatt499 2 дні тому

    I love to vote to be perpetually disappointed and I never am, always.

  • @SamLowryDZ-015
    @SamLowryDZ-015 3 дні тому +2

    It was always a 'gotcha' question for Chumbawamba - 'How do you square your socialist principles, when ordering a pint ?'

  • @Timlagor
    @Timlagor 3 дні тому +1

    Is that final bit news about Kent or Norfolk?

  • @stop-the-greed
    @stop-the-greed 2 дні тому

    Great to see you with bill bailey and Idris Elba on net flix

  • @verttikoo2052
    @verttikoo2052 3 дні тому

    Day before Halloween 🎃😱🤣😂

  • @Steven-D-Allan
    @Steven-D-Allan День тому

    Sure - Starmer to resign and hold a general election!

  • @JWL-UK
    @JWL-UK 3 дні тому +1

    Contrary to Jonathab Pie, he's a true comedian who serves the public not sponsors...

  • @Hoots_Maguire
    @Hoots_Maguire 3 дні тому +3

    Sorry to be that guy, but just to point out that if they wanted to do best of three after two failures, they'd already have lost.

    • @MattGreenComedy
      @MattGreenComedy  3 дні тому +2

      Shhhh. I think I was also thinking of “third time’s the charm…”

  • @John-e5k9x
    @John-e5k9x 2 дні тому

    That’s the problem to much politics and not enough solutions. The policies they have come up with just create more problems. He hasn’t got it in him, but then again, no British PM has so far.

  • @LastLamplighter
    @LastLamplighter 2 дні тому

    Haha. You may have worried about inspiration post Tories, but Labour are giving you plenty to work with.

  • @vaclavkrpec2879
    @vaclavkrpec2879 2 дні тому

    Re-boot-strapping, perhaps? There are so many patterns you can use to strap your shoes, see… So many ways to delay the uncomfortable thing you have to do… To actually put the shoes on and walk in them.

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 3 дні тому

    I was thinking that Truss would want to do the same thing. Then I remembered that she'd just want to do it harder next time.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 3 дні тому

      (tbc, the thought started as a "well we'd all like another go at sometimes")

  • @axldave9940
    @axldave9940 2 дні тому

    Yes, let's start over right now with a new general election.

  • @KesselRunner606
    @KesselRunner606 2 дні тому

    Is it possible for a honeymoon period to lead directly to a divorce?

  • @cpmeadows
    @cpmeadows 3 дні тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @beatrixwillius
    @beatrixwillius 3 дні тому +1

    I really couldn't say which country has the second worst government (first place goes to Murica). Every politician is a clown or incompetent.

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому

      Agreed, there has never been a more incompetent less talented bunch of buffoons in both major parties as there is today!
      They all come across as 6th formers who are failing their first year of A-level politics!

  • @AndreAmorim-AA
    @AndreAmorim-AA 3 дні тому +1

    🎯😁

  • @ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb
    @ChristianeWinzenburg-uo4xb 3 дні тому +1

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💯👍

  • @nickbarton3191
    @nickbarton3191 2 години тому

    Too hard, the worker's rights bill will be revolutionary.
    Appreciate the satire though.

  • @rogueriderhood1862
    @rogueriderhood1862 3 дні тому +2

    Yeah, sure, call a general election and see what happens.

  • @user-pd6pb2uq8r
    @user-pd6pb2uq8r День тому

    Labour are doing a good job, when old people moan, you know its the right policy

  • @meh3247
    @meh3247 3 дні тому +4

    My dog would do a better job of governing, and I don't have a dog.

  • @mochynddu723
    @mochynddu723 3 дні тому +1

    Make Labour Great Again, perhaps?

  • @ElizabethSmith-gn1lm
    @ElizabethSmith-gn1lm 3 дні тому +4

    No, never. Get out.

    • @tiggtiggs
      @tiggtiggs 3 дні тому

      👏👏👏👏👌

  • @thomasblayney8722
    @thomasblayney8722 2 дні тому +1

    Prior to the election I used to enjoy your sharp satire holding the government to account.
    However now you are targeting the Labour government and I must say I'm getting a little tired of your vicious display of satirical even-handedness.

  • @stephaniebradley9740
    @stephaniebradley9740 3 дні тому +1

    Get the labour party out today

    • @neilmachon9828
      @neilmachon9828 3 дні тому +2

      And replace them with Deformed reform?

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому +1

      And who will replace them?
      I think we should vote independents in and we might have a chance of some actual democracy?

    • @neilmachon9828
      @neilmachon9828 3 дні тому

      @@ScarySox don't you think it might be better if we had P.R

    • @neilmachon9828
      @neilmachon9828 3 дні тому

      Ps like your aka

  • @sjm6963
    @sjm6963 3 дні тому +2

    Apparently Two Tier Keir Stalin is consulting with scientists asking if they could create one of those lazer things which wipes your memory used in the Men in Black films!

    • @zetectic7968
      @zetectic7968 3 дні тому

      laser

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому

      Did they wipe his personality by accident?🤷

  • @davidfreed6317
    @davidfreed6317 3 дні тому

    No u had ur chance u are not for the people u have destroyed uk ur fualt

    • @1inchPunchBowl
      @1inchPunchBowl 3 дні тому

      ? Okay.

    • @zetectic7968
      @zetectic7968 3 дні тому +4

      Now try writing English like an adult

    • @Aranel_Alasse
      @Aranel_Alasse 3 дні тому

      We let the last lot destroy the country for 14 years and yet somehow it's all labour's fault after only a few months in charge? Were you expecting them to magically fix everything overnight?

    • @meh3247
      @meh3247 3 дні тому +2

      English language is clearly not this Russian bots strongest point.

    • @davidfreed6317
      @davidfreed6317 2 дні тому

      @@zetectic7968 lol grow up i

  • @kyivwithgeofftanya5546
    @kyivwithgeofftanya5546 3 дні тому

    I think that liebour should REFORM not reset 😂🎉😂

    • @MattGreenComedy
      @MattGreenComedy  3 дні тому +16

      Ugh no thanks

    • @zetectic7968
      @zetectic7968 3 дні тому +7

      That's reform plc, a business not a party 🙄

    • @kyivwithgeofftanya5546
      @kyivwithgeofftanya5546 3 дні тому +1

      ​​@@zetectic7968Was, but is, they are reforming reform 😂

    • @meh3247
      @meh3247 3 дні тому +1

      @@kyivwithgeofftanya5546 Quote: "Was bot is".
      Thanks for letting us know you have the intellectual capacity of a single celled organism.

    • @kyivwithgeofftanya5546
      @kyivwithgeofftanya5546 3 дні тому

      ​@@meh3247😂😂😂

  • @MaisieSqueak
    @MaisieSqueak 3 дні тому

    How to lose your Subscribers in one video.

  • @tinagibbs618
    @tinagibbs618 3 дні тому +1

    😃xx

  • @DukeVengeance
    @DukeVengeance 3 дні тому

    NO. But what everybody else can do though is piss off and let them work. This is ridiculous

    • @ScarySox
      @ScarySox 3 дні тому

      They were going to get it fixed in 100 days, instead they have f*cked it up!
      Starmer must have some sort of record for pissing off the most people in the shortest amount of time?

  • @johnking6624
    @johnking6624 3 дні тому +13

    The only problem is that Starmer has no principles.

    • @michaelrch
      @michaelrch 3 дні тому +1

      No one on the right of the Labour Party has any ideas. Only ambition, lust for power and hatred of the left.

    • @jodders619
      @jodders619 3 дні тому +5

      He's got any number of principles, it's just a question of haggling over price.

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 3 дні тому +2

      NO the problem with Starmer is he has NO VISION...!!!
      He is used to working in a rigid environment of the law where everything is based on past precedent - he cant think of anything new

    • @kurremkarmerruk8718
      @kurremkarmerruk8718 3 дні тому +4

      ​@@piccalillipit9211 His lack of vision might be indicative of his lack of principles. Which comes first?

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 3 дні тому +1

      @@kurremkarmerruk8718 I think they are two separate but equal issues

  • @vicdeak1868
    @vicdeak1868 3 дні тому +1

    Theres only 1 answer to this question and the ONLY POSSIBLE ANSWER IS NO NOT A BLOODY CHANCE!!!.