@@MrMorris911 Samson soloing 1k Phillistines with a donkey jawbone is what I’d want to play the most along with Noah gathering 2 of every animal on earth before a flood resets the planet.
@@hypermaeonyx4969 Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to preach, right? Walked right into that Roman ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
@PolInKenexel makes no sense as the old testament is alot about violence. Theyre probably not real Christians then, probably gospel or prosperity types of christians
One day all will kneel before Him. Don't use the Lords name in vein. Repent and believe because He died for your sins to be forgiven and rose on the third day. You maybe think it's funny to say this but it won't be that funny if He's going to judge you and you're on the wrong side(the devils side). He wants you to be saved!
Whoever made this game must have been a hardcore passionate christian. Transforming biblical stories into a video game to have others experience them in a more immersive fashion. Genius format if you ask me.
Pretty sure these aren’t biblical stories, but rather just a superhero game using biblical stories as a backdrop. The Bible is quite complex both experientially and in tangible life principles, and it would be quite impossible to have others experience it through a video game (at least more than purely in an entertaining fashion). This is very likely meant as a somewhat comedic game, definitely not made by a “hardcore Christian”.
The Chosen: > Has an entire episode of well-written emotional dialogue leading up to this moment, all while making sure to showcase important contextual elements which make the final scene all the more impactful - This game: "Thank you!" "😀"
“A TRULY Divine experience! This game only comes Once every Two thousand years, and will be a life saving moment in time for many. Perfection at the HIGHEST level. AN ABSOLUTE MUST!” 7/10 -IGN
"Okay guys, so fast travel from Nazerath to Jeruselum as soon as you unlock the donkey from visiting John the Baptist--you can bypass the Palm Sunday event if you just approach the donkey instead of following John to the other bank of the river. Once in Jeruselum find Pilate--you can wake him up if he's sleeping. Run through the dialogue options...once you're carrying the cross glitch into this tree here and JC will just automatically wind up at Golgatha--but you will have to finish the game without a shroud of Turin."
My family has been passing down the strategy guide for this game for generations now.
😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment right here
Everybody get to 666 votes 😈
Sorry lots of fam. Are dalusional
@@supme7558bro ain’t nobody agreeing with u 💀 your just embarrassing your self in Jehovahs eyes Jesus too
What are the theological implications of Jesus speedruns
😂😂 bro! Stop it.. 💀
Lmaoooooooooo
Nah, Satan tempts him in act 2 which is a near impossible Dark Souls boss.
So it won't be an issue.
not funny
@@Learndrxp😭😭😭
After 2023 years in development, hopefully it was worth the wait.
😂
LOL
😭😭😭😭😭
TF2 dev commentary reference!
great joke my bloke
Finally a pray to win game.
😂
This comment! I'm dead
Nice dude
😢🎉❤😂
@@yaaseenomahomed4842 how long did it take for you to come back?
When jesus said he would return, never thought it would be in the form of a video game.
He's gotta appeal to the younger generations
@@ShoddyBog He just knows where to put faith in. The youth
He is here to forgive all sins in gaming
@@vgnvideogameninja2930 so they are making a movie about Jesus?
An interpretation from revelations
He seems like a nice lad, hope no one betrays him
Wow spoilers dude
Judas betrays him and he dies!!! Do NOT get emotionally invested in Jesus!!!!!
The manga version was better
666 likes 👀
WTF bro don't spoil
For the first time in video game history, respawning after death will be an accurate depiction of the character
Amen 🙏
If you don't mind being locked out for 3 days.
Ahem dark souls
Shadow of mordor?
Destiny?
FPS: First Person Savior.
@@henningeide8355 🤣
Lmao, underrated comment
@@henningeide8355 lmao
This game will 100% have a new DLC around Easter time.
Will it be the Mormon dlc?
St. Peter Pope edition will be the first DLC
And release on Christmas
A trailer with actual gameplay. This truly is a miracle.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely! Hahaha!!!😁🤣😂
Give me a kiss
Hallelujah!
@Ian Valmont Don't say that.
Now for the big question... will it support cross-play?
Noooo😹😹😹😹
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ayyyyy! 😎👉👉
Under rated comment
Couch co-op where your buddy plays as Mohammed.
0:32 Press LT to activate Jesus vision
Holy ghost sight
I’ve saved many games, but this game ‘saved’ me!
Well played
@@Marz2727 literally lol
@@Datn9neja931 😂😂 indeed
no one gives him ONE more like. He has the perfect amount.
Holy comment!
longer than Half-Life 3, a game 2,000 years in the making. 10/10 will wait again
they're understaffed, all crucified
These game devs are the real miracle workers!
Just wait for part 3- Joseph Smith and the hunt for the tablets
He said amongus in his first ever sentence 😯
But HL 3 not out yet.
If the screen on the third day doesn’t say “start New Game+” I’m uninstalling
No it's "New Game✝" bro
@@zacharyhall7466best reply ive seen in a while
@@zacharyhall7466this comment made my day😂😂
@@GalaxyCrewStudios2 it didn't make mine 😐
@@lilj0dan168 I’ll make it for you lil bro
The developers really nailed it!
you had me roll on the floor!!!! Damn you!!! XD
Jooo
👎
@@Rajasic108 🤣🤦🏼🤣
@@Rajasic108 juuu
This game has some serious prequel potential.
Attack of the clones will be lit
The sequel should be called Messiah: the second coming
Bro playing as king David would be insane
@@MrMorris911 Samson soloing 1k Phillistines with a donkey jawbone is what I’d want to play the most along with Noah gathering 2 of every animal on earth before a flood resets the planet.
Top ten protagonist
The second the modding scene hits this game it will truly be epic
Moistcritical mod
Can't wait for the Cthulu mod.
Oh the humanity 😅
This is gonna be lit 🙈
Ricardo milos will definitely be the first mod to drop.
The Dovahkin mod 🤣🤣🤣
And on the 8th day, the lord sat down for a gaming session.
😂😅 that is dope!!!
😂😂😂
And on that day he streamed on kick.
gaming session / rest ....... same thing
The lord cannot be mocked
Gonna tell my kids this is Skyrim
Please make that happen
We got Jesus The game before GTA6...
It's a prequel
😂😂
Your comment made my day lmao
Thousands of years in the making
They know that no one’s finding Jesus after GTA 6 launches… Nobody
This about to be one of the best cross platform gaming experiences.
😂
Cross platform, love it
All rigth this is the best coment on UA-cam this year
eeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! 👍👍
TRIGGERED!
The only game where T-posing isn't a glitch.
Underrated comment
LOL
Oh nooo you didn't
Lmao
"This dude out here lookin like Jesus"
"Calm the storm"
Jesus: "LOK VAH KOOR!" (Dragonborn theme playing)
Roman soldier: *unsheaths sword* “never should of come here!”
Roman Guard: All that shouting is making me nervous.
@@hypermaeonyx4969 Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to preach, right? Walked right into that Roman ambush. Same as us, and that thief over there.
@@guerney2000 😂😂😂😂
+10 charisma
+50 faith
+25% bonus to miracles
Wdym bro ♾️ stats
+13% chance to be betrayed
@@amanwithnoname4657+10 lord and savior
100% reason to remember the name
@amanwithnoname4657 1 in 12 actually makes it a 7.69 percent chance 🤓
Hopefully this does well so we can have multiple sequels (don’t spoil the ending for me!)
The sequel will be in the Kingdom of Heaven
@@archangel_gold2451 in the mind!????
I'm CROSSing fingers that nothing bad happens.
I'm looking forward to the Book of Revelation Expansion
@@prideofasia99 it may be as DLC..
i...genuinely can't tell if this game is supposed to be a joke or not, which actually just makes it funnier.
Lmao same
does not seem like a joke.
It’s got the potential to be ‘The Room’ of video games!
It's christo-fascist propaganda being pushed to brainwash kids
It is literally impossible to tell the difference between most religions and a joke 😂
That final boss battle with Judas is gonna be SO SICK
A game that godmode is always on
Will it have goofmode
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao! Damn bro
God and Jesus Christ are separate entities… so technically god mode should not be on
damn :'DD
The GOTY special edition comes with a 2,500 page hardbound manual split into two parts
and all language!
With hand drawn illuminations and gold foiled pages.
And you actually get the gifts from the wise men
And that manual has been reviewed twice
That would actually be pretty cool if they did it well
Everyone’s gon be playing that on their PrayStation
Da-dum-tis 🥁
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy sh. What a clever comment 😂😂
Hope it has cross-play with other consoles.
@@sambuydens6418 🤣🤣🤣clever
When church realizes that only way to convert the youth is games now 😂
That a game like this even exists today and is shown by ign was...unexpected.
Not the first time they've posted a trailer for this game.
Why? This is the same website that is trying to convince us “Pooh: Blood and Honey” is actually a decent idea
@@Jhoncena22 oh really???
@@Jhoncena22 at least PB&H isn’t trying to be anything more than dumb entertainment. This game reeks of propaganda.
@@earlyriser03 how is that?
Don't worry. If something bad happens to this game, just give it 3 days to make the comeback!
And like the world goes on dark souls style?
IGN will have no choice but to give this a solid 10/10 perfect score, or their whole staff will be sent deep into the infernal depths of hades.🔥
Maybe get to go on a date with Megaera or help out Zagreus?! 😉
😂
Hram play a prophet
Hades💀
Idk hades looks kinda fun
This immediately sets itself up for a sequel called "Jesus Christ Locked and Loaded: The Second Coming."
The third installment will be Jesus Christ: The Thousand Year War
The least fun part was walking in the desert for 40 days, but the temptations simulation was worth the wait!
Lmfao
Desert not dessert, this is food.
@@RodizellMusicalOne thank you so much for correcting me, English is not my first language.
@@RodizellMusicalOneu mad?
@@RodizellMusicalOnemeanie
Finally a character that makes sense to respawn after death
sadly the respawn timer is 3 days though
Best comment
And eternity till he comes back which he will????!
Mohammad never repsawn. He just ended Buried with lust
I'm CROSSing fingers that nothing bad happens.
@@venomz3665 i’m not going to spoil it, but i’ve read the book. The ending is crazy!
This game truly is raising the stakes.
Ahhhhh 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽😃😃
🤣🤣
Nailed it.
Jesus will remember this
🤣🤣
For the first time, I'll be able to get my centenarian grandmother to play something
Finally a game my parents will approve of! Thanks
No ps5 release?
Woosh@PolInKenexel
@PolInKenexel makes no sense as the old testament is alot about violence. Theyre probably not real Christians then, probably gospel or prosperity types of christians
My parents probably will say "don't play with Jesus" 😢 xd
AAHAHAHH!
A game 2000 years in the making….
Imagine being a time traveler at the last supper explaining to Jesus what a video game is and how in your time there’s one about him💀
@@theverminator4219 interesting 🧐 ❤❤❤
Proof dinosaurs aren't real
@@centraltimegamers2977wha
Based on the best selling and MOST sold book.
That approximately 30% of Christians worldwide have actually READ cover to cover.
You’re thinking of Don Quixote
@@Phuskooz it is the bible just the wikipedia says diferent
@putfunnynamehere21657- the bible has many iterations, Don Quixote doesn't
Amen
So when Jesus gets sent to hell for 3 days and nights is it basically doom?
LOL YES
No because go goes in there to save all the souls of humans and take them all into the kingdom of God.
That's when the doom music kicks in
I think the teaching is that he goes there to retrieve some kind of set of keys.
Jesus: "Ah, hell..."
*racks shotgun*
“The oldest T-pose of humankind”
10/10 IGN
This is my favorite comment 😂
They really nailed it
Underrated comment
NA Narrative KEK
Beg to differ but they sure will nail him
that's CROSS-ing a line
3 times actually
My mom was literally telling me someone should make a Jesus Christ game yesterday 😂
Well now you can play this game together with your mom
Your mom is a wizard
I'm CROSSing fingers that nothing bad happens.
Amen
Most of my games are Jesus Christ games... Especially when they piss me off
Dont want to spoil the game but one of your companions will betray you
They really nailed the setting.
ZING!
No pun intended?
prayers
Looks like they nailed the main character too.
@@afterglow-podcast 💀
Finally, the moment we have waited centuries for is here.
😂 lmao
They have an excuse of T pose bug now
No
It was never written that the second coming wasn’t going to be in a video game…
Hope this game flops
Rest in peace to all the people who died thousands of years until 2023 for the release of the game.
Rest in peace to the men who died running after animals that he could never catch for days and days hundreds of thousands of years ago
Man about to get crucified a second time in the ratings
But this comment section is divine. 😁
💀 ☠️
It makes you FEEL like Jesus
Hopefully the ending doesn’t
They nailed it!
What makes you feel fake and made up
@@willianmarques821 stop
Here for the replies that don’t know the Dunk
Platinum trophy should be “Amen”
Looks like they really nailed it!
This needs more upvotes.
Omg 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Got that one
Spoiler!
😂😂😂
Love how Jesus is basically just a Jedi here
Jesus Christ, they made a Jesus Christ Game. Jesus Christ.
@JesterDance2093it when you kill in the lord name that is considered using it in vain
One day all will kneel before Him. Don't use the Lords name in vein. Repent and believe because He died for your sins to be forgiven and rose on the third day. You maybe think it's funny to say this but it won't be that funny if He's going to judge you and you're on the wrong side(the devils side). He wants you to be saved!
@@Marcelino1098 jesus chrisT jesus christ JESUS M0THA FOUCK1NG CHRIST
Anyone else hear this in Mr. Slaves voice?
@@Marcelino1098probably not tho
Whoever made this game must have been a hardcore passionate christian. Transforming biblical stories into a video game to have others experience them in a more immersive fashion. Genius format if you ask me.
Gameplay is interesting
No they wouldn’t , seing as the Bible forbid to represent the divine in any way shape or form
@@togucvinw7 so like... the bible?
@@dumpywhite the bible is Jesus Christ. You need to read
Pretty sure these aren’t biblical stories, but rather just a superhero game using biblical stories as a backdrop. The Bible is quite complex both experientially and in tangible life principles, and it would be quite impossible to have others experience it through a video game (at least more than purely in an entertaining fashion). This is very likely meant as a somewhat comedic game, definitely not made by a “hardcore Christian”.
Dang not Jesus doing side quests
😂😂😂😂
"Hey, you. You're finally awake."
😂
Even after watching this, I’m still not convinced this entire thing isn’t a joke LMAO
_“This wine is better than the wine we had before! Thank you! Thank you! You have saved the day!!”_
The Chosen:
> Has an entire episode of well-written emotional dialogue leading up to this moment, all while making sure to showcase important contextual elements which make the final scene all the more impactful -
This game: "Thank you!"
"😀"
Yea, that line makes me think there are gonna be some great comedic moments in this game.
ALcoholics rejoice!
Every mom be like
The fact that Jesus does a Kamehameha-pose with every miracle just makes it perfect.
Nah its more of a Skyrim rendition of using magic
Where's the Kamehameha pose?
This comment is gold.🤣
Nah it's the Galick Gun pose
🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comment section is pun heaven
Twitter is going to be a joy to watch with this trailer.
Twitter will have a meltdown lol.
Stoked for the resurrection DLC.
The Acts Of The Apostle Missions is gonna be lit
And the Adam and Eve prequel
@@Tizzo1982i hope they do a chapter dedicated to Apostle Paul, he had an amazing character development arc.
respawn as h!tl3r DLC included
@@PhillipAmthorcringe
Looks like the type of game that will never witness the dizzying heights of having a consistent frame rate.
You could say the game wasn't blessed with consistency
Mod it for it to run at a godly 60 fps, do the lord's work
Even Flow will start randomly playing while exploring
Yes!
@@Someguythatlikespizza and he will use his skills as a carpenter to make a skateboard and go shredding
IGN still gonna hit it with a 7/10 on the review
7 is God's favorite number
@@hindsightdocumentary8351 How so?
@@HardKore5250 7 days of creation
@@fieldspy 7 seals, 7 bowls, 7 trumpets, 7 years, 7 angels. The list goes on
@@hindsightdocumentary8351 Actually, every even number...
Well they did say Jesus was coming back. Never thought in the shape of a $60 with an optional season pass.
Season pass will be the Book of Acts.
when enemies hit you, you do nothing. you can only use one move: love
Hahaha
He had a whip and he knew how to use it. Capitalist and theives be warned.
New skill unlocked: forgive
They hit u left side then u let them hit the other right side
Literally Undertale
I'm a Christian and I found this really funny, my brother in Christ.
A true competitor to Hogwarts Legacy
Probably like the game AGONY lol
They are both adaptation of popular book series!
Looks better to be honest. Hogwarts Legacy is aggressively mediocre
@@kimmmmm871 OMG
@@kimmmmm871 But the bible is worldwide though
"It really makes you feel like Jesus". IGN 10/10
“A TRULY Divine experience! This game only comes Once every Two thousand years, and will be a life saving moment in time for many. Perfection at the HIGHEST level. AN ABSOLUTE MUST!”
7/10 -IGN
Finally a game my granma won't disapprove of.
You're a wizard Jesus
😂 lol
LMafAO🤣☠️
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh maybe a warlock 😼✨
That’s blasphemy, don’t say that
A game we all thought we did not want. BUT we needed it
Low key
I'm CROSSing fingers that nothing bad happens.
Y'all need Jesus!
NEED
😮
This game really makes you really feel like you're jesus
Makes you feel like spiderman
@@awesomeredpandax2267 Except that its a real story
@@Rayrayvytthat's a stretch 😊
Kinda makes me feel like I'm playing an Oblivion mod, actually...
@@davitmatiashvili5296Not for Christians😁
We got a Jesus simulator before GTA6, that's wild
Atheists been real quiet since this dropped
Too busy laughing
A thesis bout drop a gainz. Bout a game bout being a thesis.😊
Lol I'm going to play it
@@generalsheperd5864 yeah. That makes it even funnier.
@JesterDance2093it doesn’t exist so yeah.
can you imagine the sequel?
The Gates of Heaven DLC, plus you get angel wings cosmetics by unlocking the Holy season pass.
The apocalypse
this is the prequel, the original game is Postal
*3 DAYS LATER DLC*
If you know where Jesus went for those 3 days, the sequel can basically be a Souls game with cheats
The respawn takes forever though
💀💀💀
3 days the first time but
😂😂
Only 3 days
@@lifelikelukashe only died once
We had the walkthrough for this game for 1800 years😂😂
spoilers: they kill the main character in the end
Spoilers he risen 3 days later
Spoiler he t poses to heaven and goes to America to talk to Joseph Smith
Can't wait to see the speed runs in this game.
Crucifixion Speedrun Any%
Kill Judas and get the secret ending.
"Okay guys, so fast travel from Nazerath to Jeruselum as soon as you unlock the donkey from visiting John the Baptist--you can bypass the Palm Sunday event if you just approach the donkey instead of following John to the other bank of the river. Once in Jeruselum find Pilate--you can wake him up if he's sleeping. Run through the dialogue options...once you're carrying the cross glitch into this tree here and JC will just automatically wind up at Golgatha--but you will have to finish the game without a shroud of Turin."
@@awdrifter3394 that would be like when in snake eater you kill ocelot and get the paradox message😂
Can't wait to see the mods too
this is truly going to be one of the games ever made
It’s looking like one of the games of all time for sure
it has gameplay, graphics, and story. its truly a game.
Look like it's not
How does this have so many likes when it’s soo vague?
I'm tired of this meme
The wokies are gonna burst into flames over this one
As long as they have biblically accurate angles I'm all for it
Lol biblically accurate
That would be a horror game
@@harty3113more of a Dantes Inferno vibe lol
Biblically accurate angles? An acute sense of wordplay for sure... but maybe I'm being obtuse.
Be not afraid
Finally, homeschooled kids get to be gamers.
My heart breaks for my brother's kids, being raised in a young earth creationist echo chamber
As a homeschooler and an atheist, this is hilarious!
0:06 my humour is broken
Sus
Door proceeds to smack jesus
A lot of folk think the sequel will be out in 2028.
They, are gonna be sooo upset
The power of this game is compelling
The power of this game compels you!?
There is power in the name of Jesus
This one was really creative
A multiplayer game mode where you choose a disciple and have to go convert people competitively
0:06 Among Us
sus
Judas Escariot was the impostor
@@darkjanggoJeSus
I've been throughly convinced!
This isnt ok, bad on you ign for advertising this
No it's cool
Who knew that GOTY would be coming out as early as Easter.
Not game of the year at all
@@danielrohman3933yes it is
And then again, three days later!
@@danielrohman3933 nice try Judas.
Xd
The crucifixion scene should be an MGS style torture sequence where you gotta mash a button to endure the pain and escape to freedom
Lol
Don't use the auto fire, or I'll know
But that's the point... you don't escape to freedom.
Or press select, just die and resurrect. But the romans will get Mary inestead
Honestly I'd rather play the Romans torturing Jesus...
This game is going to give us new lore
Wait, it's made by Mormons?!
@@CornyBum No stop it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@jameswatson5807😂
Based. Christ is King