I Hired A Geometry Dash Pro To Fool My Chat

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Merringg is the worst geometry dash player EVER. Terrible. But his best friend Doggie is one of the top Geometry Dash players EVER. He’s beaten levels like Kenos, Slaughterhouse, AOD, Doggie GD is a known prodigy and more importantly Merrings best bud.
So Merring invited Doggie over to SECRETLY control his gameplay faking beating crazy levels, taking level requests from chat and THEY WERE FOOLED. One of the best streams ever at / merringg

[@EricVanWilderman]

Yo just got this recommended. Hilarious haha

[@14cellar]

goodness gracious!

[@Viper427iop]

NO WAY I JUST CLICKED NEW AND IT SHOWED EVW

[@ZlivqEditz]

Sup evw

[@DASDUAL-n1b]

Oh my guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[@parkourreborniscool]

Im surprised they didnt notice earlier

[@DoggieDasher]

IT WAS THE PERFECT SURPRISEEEEE

[@HyperX755]

indeed

[@TrueMose]

IT WAS

[@merringg]

SHOULDA CAWLED IN CRANJIS MCBASKETBAWL FAW THE FINAL ACT

[@hypedhcr2]

yessir

[@lately_itd]

Yessir

[@cursed6125]

how did you guys not just burst out laughing half way through this

[@merringg]

It was rough yo 😭

[@RankyTev]

The real cursed

[@MrMarcusGD]

Lmao fr

[@darrenanddaisy3315]

Yo cursed wassup

[@beetyda1231]

“Adjust ur balls, get eady and lets go” WTH LOL

[@KingSammelot]

Omg this idea was genius, your reactions make this so good LMAO

[@merringg]

Bros famous wth 😭 Appreciate it yo

[@equinism.]

finally found out who kingsammelot is? 😭
@@merringg

[@AirBlade.]

@@merringgyou probably sprayed axe deodorant to attract some famous gd youtubers cause they def need some🔥🔥🙏😭

[@M._Leon]

Kingsamelot!!!!

[@JacksonJJK25]

KINGGGGSAMMELOTT!!!!

[@SparkzyTPF]

Bro is so talented he's already getting hackusations after one stream

[@merringg]

It’s rough out here man

[@n3kosis]

lmao I like that word “hackusations”

[@aarneon24]

n3kosiscuatioms

[@cava-mn8eq]

Don't take the mark of the beast on the right hand or forehead, the 666. Dont praise satan or any satanic symbols.

[@kiaragarcia1998]

@@n3kosisин тче минецрафт цоммуниты итс нормал то усе тчат шорд

[@snowyfox_01]

6:32 "escape the backrooms? No thanks, already been there" underrated line

[@merringg]

Snowy knows what’s up yo

[@cloudcloudskies]

@@merringg oh youre back? insane

[@ThatChromebookPlayer]

ive been there as well

[@kensdynasty]

I respect doggie for enduring his screaming 😭

[@alan-tairov]

doggie*

[@kensdynasty]

@@alan-tairovoh fr mb

[@OpticIlluzhion]

Merringg speaks in uppercase and doggie in lowercase they complete each other

[@merringg]

@@OpticIlluzhion THIS WHAT IM LOOKIN FAW YO

[@shadowknight00M]

​@@OpticIlluzhion he screams SO LOUD lmao

[@flubyshey]

how the actual FUCK did yall manage to not laugh your ass off the entire stream

[@merringg]

That was the hardest part for us yo 😭😭

[@Baldman736]

From skill

[@BuffedAcheron]

I would definitely laugh my intestines out and fail 💀😂

[@alan-tairov]

@@BuffedAcheronI SEE YOU EVERYWHERE GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@PetrVlcek-fs5wf]

I would laugh at you​. Cuz you acted like 🤡 the whole video@@merringg

[@npestafan]

imagine he just does one attempt on slaughterhouse and rebeats it

[@sirbennn]

Buddy no way u made yo yt name advy out 😂😂😂

[@bruhaccountsidk_2]

@@sirbennn eww guitar fan 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@npestafan]

@@sirbennn lol

[@jakari298]

#advyout

[@ShintaroShadow]

? What about his name

[@Temptazer]

i would not be able to keep a straight face for that long. better acting than half the movies released in 2023. get em a contract tbh

[@merringg]

TELL EM TEMP ‼️

[@xjrdnz]

COME BACK TO HCBB JIT

[@Temptazer]

@@xjrdnz why

[@xjrdnz]

@@Temptazer you’re missed

[@FrequencyFilthy]

glazing

[@zonkersz]

bro said the f word every 5 seconds 💀

[@merringg]

New York + Italian that’s just what ya get yo 😭

[@zonkersz]

@@merringglol

[@ModeBrawlStars]

Its insane hes so funny tho

[@wisteqs6644]

@@merringgthat explains the accent
nice stream

[@InfectedByJToH]

You mean fuck?

[@user-hj4qy5ew9y]

1:57 "Ajust your Ballz" -Merring

[@Slime7_]

why does this guy have the thickest new york accent ive ever heard 💀

[@jamesmidson9226]

Its from the parents and the people hr around with im a new yorker and dont have that accent but im from the same place as them its because i grew up around people without that accent

[@TranslucentGanon]

He sounds like Harry from Home Alone

[@sg2126]

@@TranslucentGanonLMAO

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

8:08 guy in chat knows LOL

[@Alkaioa]

Yup

[@_UrPosts_]

Bro should think of an acting career the way he fooled chat lmao

[@merringg]

Deserves a Hollywood star 🌟

[@beefchopstick]

5:00 That laugh tho 💀

[@merringg]

It’s one of a kind yo

[@beefchopstick]

@@merringg 99.1% pure

[@miserablecardinalsfan]

honestly it would be cool to see more doggie+merring meetups for videos. it doesn't necessarily have to be geometry dash but you could do some other game. this was really interesting and a good video!

[@merringg]

Dw we got plenty of stuff planned🤞🏻Love hearin this glad you enjoyed

[@creatorrileygd6384]

THE SKILL BOOST IS INSANE

[@MenguOFC]

good job on the golden :)

[@1unk]

this dudes accent is even stronger than doggies 😭

[@AojlJeenlzlw]

13:22 Bro how did the ballon make that movement 💀

[@merringg]

Wanted more screen time 😭

[@spectrum802]

​@@merringghe wanted to be the main character lol

[@Anglified]

Amazing editing, really cool fresh simple GD content not seen elsewhere, genuinely enjoyed watching every single moment of it.

[@TheExplorer2K]

Doggie just controling his laughter is incresibly funny. Merring half the time was screaming XD!

[@Alex13751]

This guy just sounds like he would be friends with doggie

[@merringg]

Since 3rd grade yo

[@Nightrose32]

9:24 love how chat just saying its doggie playing 😂

[@josephdabunny]

this was acually an amazing video, as a fellow terrible player at gd i understand... it really does feel like even being able to beat insane levels in this game still makes you a bottom 99% player and even 6 year olds can beat demons.

[@JDoggz]

Doggie: Yeah Idk if you know me I have a pretty small channel
LMAO 🤣

[@H4O4Ti]

Doggie and merring collab. Never knew I needed this

[@merringg]

TELL YA FRIENDS YO

[@ABSOLUTEZERO7525]

I cannot stop watching this over and over again y'all needa make another one.

[@SmokingSwisher]

bro this is HILARIOUS. ur new york accent is elite, ur def on the rise. keep it up

[@clobzz]

its funny because despite not actually playing, you can tell his reaction to WHAT was genuine

[@nebunyx]

this was actually incredibly entertaining to watch!! subbed + followed on twitch :3

[@merringg]

DOUBLE TROUBLE OVA HERE🙌 But seriously appreciate that a lot thanks yo 💙

[@Superhot-aFlames]

1:21 doggie causally just say GOO in the chat😂😂😂

[@NathanHartog]

I saw

[@chaselux9387]

this is actually a very entertaining video, didnt even feel like 14 minutes

[@FlubGeometryDash]

Actual banger video

[@HyperX755]

true

[@merringg]

🫶

[@r2bruh993]

bro actually got me when i was watching😭

[@core3gamegd587]

"I aint that shit" was BEAUTIFUL

[@orange33340]

2:56 NO GOD PLEASE NO NO, NO...

[@bobman8664]

this is the funniest thing ive ever seen yo 😭😭

[@Eli_Styrene-butadiene]

The 'YESSSSSSS! YEEEEEEES!!! JUMP JUMP JUMP!" almost made me laugh.

[@VisorrFN]

1:43 doggie was tryin so hard no to laugh when merring went "TICK TICK BOOM MOTHA FUCKA"

[@MemeMemes30]

Was that from kung fu hustle 0:04

[@calebmiller7075]

Yes amazing movie

[@JonnyNotHere]

​@@calebmiller7075 fr

[@LightningVolcano]

1:58 “adjust your ballz” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@jessewilliams8724]

Doggie saying that the goat was playing when it was him is based as hell

[@bobi0847]

4:24 sni528per692 has gone wild dawg 😭

[@r2bruh993]

sorry

[@jsnUej39hrsbOQmwJqw92bLgoP]

2:31 you can literally see bro's hands

[@Fujiko42]

Idea: Doggie would stream too when Merring is streaming so it isn't obvious, pre recorder stream💀

[@nred4926]

man you’re so entertaining 😂 i was laughing the entire way through

[@merringg]

Happy to hear all I want for yall 🫶

[@zim988]

1:57 "adjust your ballz" got me bruh 😭

[@Ex0tic404]

he is slowly becoming MerringUK...

[@skyjumper4097]

spaceuk

[@Grexlivne]

4:58 when the laugh is funnier than the joke

[@AceyTheCapybara]

bro got the annoying orange laugh 😭

[@baconlettucepotato69]

"i got a slightly good gd player to play for me"
*literally the #2 player in the world and verifier of slaughterhouse*

[@srimattheuniverseshow]

Top 6*

[@tr1tion]

@@srimattheuniverseshow #2 in the stats viewer not slaughter house lrl

[@gpt-jcommentbot4759]

Second best is Trick or popoff doggie is like 6th

[@gxldenaf]

when u see ludwig hiring a pro poketu er to do his nuzlocke run>>>>>>

[@nick-8889]

INSTANTLY CLICKED
GEOMETRY DASH MENITONED

[@merringg]

As expected, enjoy yo

[@dylan_1313]

Showing a new player “What” is like showing a pilgrim an iPhone 😂

[@allanuu]

Underrated asf 😭

[@merringg]

🫶🫶

[@jalovec7997]

overrated asf what are you talking about

[@lojikali]

The fact that people can recognize people based on the gameplay is crazy

[@jubafila7625]

This is one of the most exciting gd video ideas I've seen in a while

[@oliiv3rr]

whoever said he should play broken signal in chat is amazing and i wish them the best

[@krono6606]

holy shit this is my first time watching your vids and you’re actually funny as fuck 😭 im definitely gonna start tuning into your streams, keep up the grind bro!❤

[@merringg]

Appreciate that a ton krono seriously 🫶

[@kappader4]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE “TICK TICK BOOM, MOTHERFCKER” 💀

[@Dasher...]

Yoooo this video was fire 🔥🗣️ Please make more 👌💯

[@merringg]

Bros a gigachad

[@jeksjdj]

bro is louder than the birds at 4am💀

[@Origamimas]

Crazy New York Accent

[@Ztxx816]

adjust your ballz killed me

[@SajeriboGD]

I was on the stream, I'm glad to be part of this Masterpiece, I got baited though so.

[@merringg]

Aye I’m glad you were there yo means a lot 🫶

[@Acecius]

That man doggie had the biggest glow up i ever seen dude.
Chad as fuck.

[@npestafan]

NO SHOT

[@merringg]

YESSUHHH

[@PIPS_505]

doggie: dies
him: FAKC

[@AgentCarbide-94]

This was amazing guy, it was so funny, Good stuff.

[@moldyairplane5891]

He should have opened a bag of chips and eaten it while doggie was doing some crazy plays

[@moldyairplane5891]

That’d be hilarious af

[@IkaroJesse]

How did you guys didn't blast out laughting 😂😂😂😂😂

[@merringg]

We laughed for like 5 minutes before starting to get it all out 😂

[@visiblepain4real]

POV: doggie typing in twitch chat with his toes while playing for him

[@Aerobrake]

Yoooo ma mans gonna be numbah fweh on da leadaboards soons

[@merringg]

NUMBA FAW ON DA LEADABAWDS

[@vothanhvinh6844]

Chat: *play Cycles*
Doggie: ☠️

[@Clairvoyancy]

you have such high energy its so entertaining!!! >W

[@Not_SGM]

The fact doggie is your freind is so hilarious 😂😂

[@grizzle4022]

why does doggie look like that man from rapunzel

[@merringg]

Flynn Rider?? 😭

[@claudiocruz7874]

6:33 "Escape the backrooms? no thanks i was alr there" loll

[@Ryden_8D]

i spat out my drink when you rubbed your eye
update: i cleaned it

[@merringg]

I WOULDVE HAD IT IF I DIDNT DO THAT BRUH but it was funny that’s what mattas 😭😭

[@Chimorsen]

Sticking out of Zoink for a Tidal Wave! You're so Avernus! You're so Acheron! I just wanna be your Silent Clubstep! FREAKING come here! Give me your Slaughterhouse

[@fatamusballamus6004]

UA-cam handing out peak on a platter I’m subbin yo

[@merringg]

ATTA BOY APPRECIATE IT YO🫶

[@Nezzieverse]

“adjust your balls” 😭

[@user-vk2vo6dm5p]

HOW THE FUCK DID NOONE FUCKING NOTICE BRO

[@eeeyrie]

i mean i feel like half the chat notices

[@eeeyrie]

unless you mean what doggie was saying

[@user-vk2vo6dm5p]

@@eeeyrie idk what the fuck HOW THE FUCK DID U NOT LAUGH UR ASSES OFF THO LMAO

[@Gachaqui.Ttomate]

the doggie's permanent smile killed me

[@Rykiion]

thanks for providing these awesome images of doggie in thumbnails

[@merringg]

You should see the faw minute posing video we had to do to get these 😭

[@Rykiion]

@@merringg drop the link 🙏

[@plasticlamp]

i find it so funny how throughout the whole stream doggie is just stone faced 😭🙏

[@Boritoman76]

Damn doggie lookin majestic af.

[@DrentheIsDead]

Danny Gonzales: And I took that personally.

[@hallow2983]

merring finally gets the clout he deserved..

[@BtGram]

5:23 bro’s mouth sync with the music

[@lafftikkal3022]

nah he really did this

[@merringg]

What I gotta beat next

[@lafftikkal3022]

@@merringg precipitance but you gotta spell it right first

[@JamesterIsDivergent]

Doggie in the thumbnail looks so cursed 😂

[@jangy36]

8:24 someone already knows lol

[@Kerxxed.]

4:58 had me dying 😂

[@Purry_Franklin]

0:17 what's the level?

[@ReallyThiccYoshi]

Deimos

[@Chizinky]

Doing this all with a straight face is insane tho

[@Mnhxnch]

what did you do on 11:24

[@Fujiko42]

Doggie finally became a dog (for Merring)

[@Diecidiez]

1k likes

[@merringg]

LETS GO

[@Diecidiez]

7.8k what the fuc k.​@@merringg