DF: "They die if they fall from the air. What have we just learned?" Me: Uh, these bozos are too frail to survive a fall from the second floor, and too stupid to flee a burning house? 😒 Darwin, do your stuff! 😀
I know your probably not gonna see this but I typed in I want to die bc I was feeling suicidal and this was this first video that popped up and I laughed my ass off after watching thank you
There's an upgrade for the vehicle to salvage more things.... and there's clothes and the like you can buy that help you out.... and different items....
Hey DF, if you like dungeon games with lots of weapons and upgrades, you should try Soul Knight. It has over 300 different weapons, a bunch of different enemies and bosses, and lots of characters to choose from. I think you would enjoy playing it.
Play Rune Factory 4! Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
Obviously, quite a number of people inside a burning/robbed building feel the need to use the bathroom? Hilarious. Still, I do get the idea that once DF starts to tornado his way through the house, you have to shed some ballast. If only so he can throw you better out of the nearest window. XD
DF I was wondering if you were still planing on doing terraria at some point? Only asking since its final and might I say best update has been released recently.
"That's a lot of fire, someone better call someone" - DF playing a game where you're a firefighter
DF: Don't worry sir, you're in good hands *Throws him in the window*
Hater69 the fact that I got an Allstate add before this
Never said he was in SAFE hands.
@@auramaster8763 That's how they get you, always read the fine print.
WE NEED MORE OF THIS GAME! DF IS SO FUNNY PLAYING THIS AND MAKES THE EXPERIENCE BETTER!
This is just a job excuse for him to break stuff.
What isn’t?
And murder people of course...but there is never a bad excuse for that for him.
the best jobs to have
I love how you progressively get more chaotic after you upload each vid
Chaos, chaos!
I can do anything
I bet graystillplays is him from the future from stealing from the dead to killing 99 people every week
i dont thinkes its progresive it more like times 20 each episode
METAMORPHOSIS
It feels like this game was designed with DF in mind: idiots are worth money, and thats the ONLY way to get DF to care about idiots
Those 100$ were probably Venezuelan Bolivars
🤣
Zimbabwe currency.
In Soviet Russia we take wheelbarrows of money for bread
DF: I am a professional don't worry.
Also DF: kills a person in burning building.
"The fire got him." That line killed me. ^_^
This is a great game for you especially since you get to throw people out windows
Give me my keys back
@the true and final death peace was never an option
Time to defenestrate
People on fire:nothing
Df:let me save your money
DF after violently kill a man with an axe: “the fire got him”
DF: "They die if they fall from the air. What have we just learned?"
Me: Uh, these bozos are too frail to survive a fall from the second floor, and too stupid to flee a burning house? 😒 Darwin, do your stuff! 😀
DF: I don't care about them
Boss: if you save the innocent you get money
DF: Money is people
DF's voice is good for telling a bed time stories
I agree
I know your probably not gonna see this but I typed in I want to die bc I was feeling suicidal and this was this first video that popped up and I laughed my ass off after watching thank you
Dan Lavine I don’t know you but please don’t kill yourself.
stay safe!! you’re strong enough to get through anything, just look at what you’ve already made it through!
Don’t be sad
Be glad
You matter Man, you can be sure the world is a better place with than without you! Best wishes.
I hope you're feeling at least a bit better today! Stay safe. ❤
"Can I break the door with you? OH I can!! I don't want to break my axe..." 🤣🤣🤣
DF’s videos just hit the spot ya know?
...I love how all of these people have GIANT flat screen TVs and piles of money.
DF's logic
Dying people: No thanks
Hidden money: YES PLEASE
*Door littlerly explodes*
Dangerously funny: tis but a flesh wound
Last time I was even slightly early to any video was when my dad was still here.
At least your mom got you the milk after a few months.
Sorta dark but ok
I love your videos, and I think you are super funny!
dangerouslyfunny:im a highly trained firefighter
ME:uhhhhh no your not 0:57
I got an add about this game while watching.
I think the adds are telling me something
A totally legit firefighter, definitely not a cover to burgle these people's homes.
There's an upgrade for the vehicle to salvage more things.... and there's clothes and the like you can buy that help you out.... and different items....
When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was Animal Crossing and DF figured out a way to kill the villagers lol.
Try to cushion the fall for the expensive TV. I laughed so hard. It's awesome to watch your vids
When you’re so early the video doesn’t even load
doctor: “you have 14 minutes and 19 seconds left to live”
me:
You: Oh, I'm in one of DF's games, aren't I?
RT shows us what firefighters would be like if they were privatized.
RT????
Only DF could make casual cheerful degeneracy so goddamn entertaining. 😂
Of course... sadistic DF, my favorite.
Love your videos
keep up with the good content mate
Df, if you put out the fires early on or contain it to a very small flame, you will have more time for looting before the building collapses
Hey DF, if you like dungeon games with lots of weapons and upgrades, you should try Soul Knight. It has over 300 different weapons, a bunch of different enemies and bosses, and lots of characters to choose from. I think you would enjoy playing it.
I like how he makes only wrong stuff but still play better than me
I need more of THIS in my life.
yay! i saw add for this the day before it came out and i thought "hope DF plays it" oh thank you bug for making my hope true XD
I love your videos and how interesting thay are i rilly rilly wish i could meat you in person but this covid 19 i STUPID i rilly love your videos
Df : Isnt my fault gravity exists
Newton : Am I a joke to you?
I know this game is supposed to be a firefighter simulation
But it feels more like an arsonist simulation
When you're so early you haven't heard DF laugh yet
The fire got him 🔥🔥 🤣
2:16
This is the most surprised I've heard DF ever!
When the treehouse broke I felt that
Play Rune Factory 4!
Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!
Fire 1 kill df 1000000x3
Once 2020 ends we need a best of dangerouslyfunny
"The fire got him..." 😆 😆 😆
This game gives me hello neighbour and slime rancher vibes
Lol ur my fav youtuber keep up the work
You know, I think this is why politicians say "Video games cause violence."
Attempts to put a client in the back of his car. "Oh, I can't keep this one..." I'm dying hahahaha
Obviously, quite a number of people inside a burning/robbed building feel the need to use the bathroom? Hilarious. Still, I do get the idea that once DF starts to tornado his way through the house, you have to shed some ballast. If only so he can throw you better out of the nearest window. XD
PLEASE DO MORE OF THIS!
"money is people" words to live by
3:00 wait wait wait wait, excuse me, “good”???
You know whats up when you read the title.
Yep
More of this game. Freaking hilarious.
Didn't know that you could turn privatized firefighting service into a game.
You real like to watch the world burn I like that
That was the closest thing to an outro I’ve seen since the days of stardew valley
YES
lol this game is literally that futurama episode
Dang those 14 minutes went by quick
1:44 Wow, so this is one of those strand type games, huh?
As a totally real firefighter I personally burn their money and make sure to spread the fire first
this is giving me Minnesota vibes
Yo DF why not give "Bomber Crew" a shot i would love to see you play that game it got money and rogue like elements it is made for you
You sound like you are having a ton of fun in this one.
Money before humanity
Plot twist: DF started the fires
that title describes 99% of games
I'm just wondering who hired him in the first place.
Very cool video.
I clicked this vid as soon as I could
this video was posted on my birthday
Are you planning to play more scrap mechanics or it was a one time thing ?
Has anyone noticed that if dangerously funny got a fire fighter job would get sued
This is a good reason to not Privatise emergancy forces lol
Hey df you should play journey to a savage planet with your content and the games own content if should make a beautiful video
Mondern society people playing on their phones while the house burns down lol.
I got the add for this while watching lol
This game is awesome!
So I was watching it earlier so I saw the beginning scene then clicked the exact spot the beginning scene was from somehow by complete accident.
Chaotic evil
DF clearly has a defenestration kink o.o
A bold person is basically worthless LMAOOOO
Day 17 of asking DF to play astroneer
Day 1 of me hopping on the nag bandwagon to get DF to play astroneer
Mmm yes a gun commercial
Even the firefighters are looting 🤦♂️
Lol I love this chaos
You keep what you take
Nice video.
DF I was wondering if you were still planing on doing terraria at some point? Only asking since its final and might I say best update has been released recently.
Yessss. Another DF video!
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