Why are college endowments so massive?

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  • @laurasnow7822
    @laurasnow7822 Рік тому +3355

    The only inaccuracy in this journalistic masterpiece is saying anyone in Hoboken is worth swinging with.

    • @stephenziga2319
      @stephenziga2319 Рік тому +81

      Hi Dan, you forgot to mention that havard University still applied for Covid relief funds even though they gave 50billion USD in endowment. They received 10s of millions of dollars in relief funds.

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado Рік тому +39

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that an actual, real-life place is legitimately called "Hoboken", and it's not just an intentionally stupid name someone came up with to put in the Mafia videogame.

    • @odawgmurph
      @odawgmurph Рік тому +52

      @@MaxwellTornado mf i live there and you bet your ass its a real place. not even the goofiest town name in new jersey. we have Mahwah, Ho-Ho-Kus (the hyphens are in the name), Brick, Ogdensburg, and Moonachie. there are 65,000 people living in hoboken and it rules

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado Рік тому +18

      @@odawgmurph Ogdensburg doesn't sound weird at all. Brick sounds cool. I wanna live in Brick.

    • @grahamwilder5756
      @grahamwilder5756 Рік тому +2

      @@MaxwellTornadobased

  • @ACuriousTanuki
    @ACuriousTanuki 9 місяців тому +305

    "Why would we put a small percentage of our massive endowments towards free tuition when we literally have people lining up and competing to pay us? We're a nonprofit, not a charity."
    - Universities, probably

  • @edward1937
    @edward1937 Рік тому +727

    “We stock pile cash in case tuition prices go up” my brother in Christ you are in charge of your own tuition pricing

    • @franmonkeyplays2969
      @franmonkeyplays2969 8 місяців тому +78

      Also they said for emergency’s but during COVID everyone was still paying them like regular lol

    • @ivandankob7112
      @ivandankob7112 6 місяців тому +1

      Tell me you know nothing about economy without telling you know nothing about economy.
      Any cost can rise if, say, the gas price is risen, and not all businesses control gas prices

    • @MossTunic
      @MossTunic 6 місяців тому

      ​@@ivandankob7112yah know, generally i am against this medication being used for shallow cosmetic reasons, but i think ozempic might be good for you as deep throating that many capitalistic boots can't be good for your health. you're not looking at the big picture, you need to zoom out more.

    • @Uruz2012
      @Uruz2012 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ivandankob7112They could pay to run the university for decades without taking in any tuition. Therefore, they could keep tuition the same and take a cut in their income while providing the same services.

    • @jarrah580
      @jarrah580 5 місяців тому +1

      Not how it works

  • @antonmorozov5193
    @antonmorozov5193 Рік тому +1589

    Sooo.... students have to pay a lot for colleges while colleges get a lot of money they don't spend on education. Does this mean that colleges now are in business of collecting money instead of education?

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 Рік тому +96

      art collages especially

    • @copiouscat
      @copiouscat Рік тому +165

      Yes. That is precisely what kind of business is going on

    • @ClothyCentral
      @ClothyCentral Рік тому +10

      no but colleges are

    • @TheAceOfOnes
      @TheAceOfOnes Рік тому +96

      Always have been, but they’re “non-profit” it’s a massive scam

    • @vailpcs4040
      @vailpcs4040 Рік тому

      Shhh.... don't say the quiet part out loud! The wealthy don't like it when you point out systematic wealth inequality enablement.

  • @mayam9575
    @mayam9575 Рік тому +1643

    Another important fact is that non of these universities pay property taxes because they are "nonprofits". Yale owns 54% of the land in New Haven. In 2019 they had a $40 billion endowment while the New Haven Public School system was over $20 million in debt. The property taxes Yale would have owed the city would have covered this.

    • @mayam9575
      @mayam9575 Рік тому +2

      Additionally this idea of a raining day fund needed for something like covid is really just bullshit. During covid Yale fired almost all of their non union and non faculty staff like kitchen workers and janitors. While obviously they would be doing less work during covid they are a $40 billion nonprofit

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому +252

      Disloyalty detected. Units have been dispatched to your location.

    • @thomas16126
      @thomas16126 Рік тому +45

      same with U Penn

    • @normalwerido
      @normalwerido Рік тому +79

      Columbia U is the largest private property owner in NYC

    • @TheAlchemist1089
      @TheAlchemist1089 Рік тому +7

      ​@@normalweridoI think it's the church
      Columbia is second

  • @Spencer481
    @Spencer481 Рік тому +927

    A few years ago the dean of Princeton was interviewed on a podcast, and the host asked him since their endowment was so massive would he ever recommend to a donor to give the money to a smaller institution because the money would make a bigger difference there. He said no because he couldn't guarantee the money would be spent well. Princetons endowment currently sits at 34.1 billion. Mf you aren't spending that money well. These ghouls will never willingly give a thin cent to anyone but themselves.

    • @allisonc.-jt4rc
      @allisonc.-jt4rc Рік тому +29

      Well said.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому

      I want to know what the dean of Princeton actually fucking does all day.

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics Рік тому

      "well spent" means invested. Remember, they're finance ghouls. They see the purpose of an endowment as growing exponentially to be as large as possible, not to actually facilitate the running of the school.

    • @filmawayvlad
      @filmawayvlad Рік тому +3

      All right, all right, all right…

    • @rekit7351
      @rekit7351 Рік тому +51

      At Harvard, there are 1.45 administrators for every teacher.
      There are 7,024 administrators, and 7,240 students.

  • @Jensen-C
    @Jensen-C Рік тому +445

    College tuition has surpassed inflation by over 20% for a long time lol. The idea they need these endowments to combat inflation is insane

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 Рік тому +1

      They'll argue that their costs are increasing in order to remain competitive with rival schools.. an arms race of excessive spending and exclusivity bullshit. It's insane how much good all that endowment money could be doing in the world, but no, that's the purpose it's serving. I will NEVER donate to a college, they take more than enough from their students and their families.

    • @joshuathomas5626
      @joshuathomas5626 Рік тому +39

      Yea it’s insane how the nation has just accepted the racketeering of college tuition. At this point, criticizing tuition hikes is about as effective as criticizing congress for their self pay increases. It’s disgusting

    • @Mr_Fish10
      @Mr_Fish10 3 місяці тому

      😂

  • @DharmicSeeker
    @DharmicSeeker Рік тому +1956

    Honest to God this is some of the best comedy-news I've seen in a while. Good work guys.

    • @cinilaknedalm
      @cinilaknedalm Рік тому +10

      Couldn't agree more. And info is awesome. Dan is a genius

    • @nabicx
      @nabicx Рік тому +1

      I agree, I need more of this

    • @NormanCorebit
      @NormanCorebit Рік тому +2

      Right. "Comedy-news".

    • @godlyobject6509
      @godlyobject6509 Рік тому +3

      @@NormanCorebit Comedy is rooted in truth.

    • @HCoreSoldierKili
      @HCoreSoldierKili 11 місяців тому +1

      the cutss to him loking into the camera during the zoom intervies is already funnier than any netflix comedy special ever

  • @stephenziga2319
    @stephenziga2319 Рік тому +543

    Hi Dan, you forgot to mention that havard University still applied for Covid relief funds even though they gave 50billion USD in endowment. They received 10s of millions of dollars in relief funds.

    • @x--.
      @x--. Рік тому +76

      It wasn't a rainy enough day.

    • @RSAgility
      @RSAgility Рік тому +12

      Well Money talks, if i have a lot of it, for some reason, others want to give me more...more discounts etc..make my life easier

  • @cilantrho
    @cilantrho 6 місяців тому +37

    yeah i went to a community college and right before i started they told us that textbooks were free forever. if they can do that, far more elite schools can, too.

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious Рік тому +111

    Non-profit...but we happen to be extremely rich.

    • @MHNK77
      @MHNK77 2 місяці тому +3

      and we get richer every year... with the money we generate from the activity of our company... I mean, "institution"

  • @parid1gm640
    @parid1gm640 11 місяців тому +59

    As a person that grew up around Berea College and has a Mom that currently works there, it’s great to see them represented as a college that puts their funding towards the students instead of saving it for massive projects.

  • @alexrivera5747
    @alexrivera5747 Рік тому +369

    I'm imagining colleges franchising like McDonald's where you can apply to open up your own local Harvard.

    • @lennartmakkink7427
      @lennartmakkink7427 Рік тому +35

      "You're not in the ripping-off-college-kids business, you're in the real estate business."

    • @ilhamrj2599
      @ilhamrj2599 Рік тому +24

      Lol, college franchising already exists, many of them are operational in China, Middle East, and Southeast Asia.
      So, nope it is not novelty, for quite some time now.😅

    • @Sololeveler344
      @Sololeveler344 9 місяців тому

      Well i think pennstate has multiple campuses idk if they are franchise though

    • @dcoughla681
      @dcoughla681 7 місяців тому

      Why not Harvard online? It would be cheaper. Even better Harvard AI online,. AI can do all the work & sit your exams so you don’t have to attend.

  • @gibshredcamel
    @gibshredcamel Рік тому +39

    Great piece. University of Pennsylvania has an endowment of 21 billion and they still nickel and dime poor people. Deplorable.

    • @thisIsFunnyLolz
      @thisIsFunnyLolz 9 місяців тому +12

      Yep and erode more of Philadelphia's neighborhoods to buy up land and not pay property taxes on it

  • @3forte
    @3forte Рік тому +66

    These days I wouldn't even consider Harvard to be just a university. I would think of it as a massive business conglomerate, with their hands in the banking, insurance, medical, and publishing fields.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby Рік тому +399

    I'm glad you are tackling this topic, Universities especially the big ones are practically corporations with how they operate

    • @gregtomamichel973
      @gregtomamichel973 Рік тому +26

      Yes, and other corporations don't just stockpile money, they find effective other ways to put that money to work.

    • @Fractured_Unity
      @Fractured_Unity Рік тому

      @@gregtomamichel973Money itself “works”. So those who profit off of the management from the endowment have an incentive to find ways to maximize it’s value.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому

      Apple had to get threatened by a large activist investor into doing something with $200 billion they were sitting on.@@gregtomamichel973

    • @creepersonspeed5490
      @creepersonspeed5490 Рік тому +4

      ​@@gregtomamichel973 As someone who works in a university, don't you worry, it is working. Just not toward us

    • @MHNK77
      @MHNK77 2 місяці тому +1

      exactly, even worse than corporations because at least corps get regulated, taxed and are pressured to provide real value

  • @Alwayswesome
    @Alwayswesome Рік тому +128

    Having worked at an endowment, I can say these really are important questions that not enough people are asking (especially with regards to the biggest endowments)

    • @1wakuralain
      @1wakuralain Рік тому +6

      A lot of people are asking them but you won't see those people working at endowment departments because... the endowment departments don't want to hire people who desire change to the infinite money machine.

  • @Itslvle
    @Itslvle Рік тому +57

    This entire subject is such an Americanism my European head is spinning.

    • @triton62674
      @triton62674 Місяць тому +1

      Fr I can't imagine higher education being as much of a business in the UK

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 29 днів тому

      ​@@triton62674 Ahhhhhhh.
      The misery never stops

    • @EzBz982
      @EzBz982 14 днів тому +2

      My undergraduate college tuition doubled over my 4 year tenure. Don’t ask me how or why. University executives were really happy though, but my professors weren’t😂.

  • @dj001k
    @dj001k Рік тому +151

    Thank you for covering uni board of trustees and how these are increasingly being run by private equity types. A topic that deserves way more attention (uni boards set tuition and determine operating budgets).

    • @melkenhoning158
      @melkenhoning158 Рік тому +12

      Right. I wish the university students who attend these institutions would speak up about this more considering they and their peers are in the direct line of fire.

  • @MissterBest
    @MissterBest Рік тому +29

    I worked for the company that does he accounting for the Harvard and MIT endowments. They invest in EVERYTHING and run in the billions.

  • @attackeyebrows3649
    @attackeyebrows3649 Рік тому +45

    shoutout to the guy in 5:29 doing peace sign to the camera. Was wondering how people react like everything is normal when our baige coat guy is out in the street.

  • @treyshaffer
    @treyshaffer Рік тому +53

    It is wild to think that the US News Rankings might literally result in billions of dollars in economic activity in trying to game those rankings to universities advantages.

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 Рік тому +125

    I'm a scientific researcher and PhD student in the fields of electrochemistry, molecular physics, materials science, and chemical engineering. My fields aren't nearly as expensive to work in as the likes of biological and medical sciences, but I still think it's deeply sad how these endowments could go to internally funding nearly all of a university's research without the need for external grants, paying off all tuition for students, run nearly all of the necessary facilities on campus grounds, pay all of the workers a living and thriving wage, and then still have plenty left over, for decades if not centuries.
    Finances are a perpetual stress for everyone, and universities do nothing but hoard without purpose. It's both infuriating and disheartening.

    • @evancombs5159
      @evancombs5159 7 місяців тому +3

      The endowments are huge, but they are not that huge. These larger universities likely have yearly budgets in the high 100's of millions or billions. If they put the whole worth of the funds towards paying those costs they would run out of money within a decade or two. The profits of these funds can go a long way towards reducing or eliminating tuition, but they are far from actually being able to pay for the operating costs of these universities.

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 7 місяців тому

      @@evancombs5159 depends on the school. At smaller institutions like liberal arts colleges and tier 3-5 universities, you are absolutely correct. But at tier 1 and tier 2 universities, both public and private, they have enormous incomes from companies, real estate, contracts, alumni donations, and a whole host of other sources of cash flow.
      Take Johns Hopkins for example. JHU is quite literally the landlord of the NIH, a huge contract hub for the DoD and DoE via the APL, and have academics who sit on advisory boards for a number of companies in medical devices, energy, and construction. Now, their administrators are also paid exorbitantly while their staff are paid between minimum wage to a livable but not thrivable wage. Tuition is an enormous profit for the university, on top of the overhead from grants that the professors write and win-- overhead ranges from 40% to 65%, depending on the department.
      Beyond cutting tuition, the university is able to cut significant costs of operation. I will agree with you that it will not be able to pay the costs in full on endowment alone, but I would expect a lion's share to be covered at least.

  • @AmandaabnamA
    @AmandaabnamA 11 місяців тому +9

    My "elite liberal arts college" bragged about their huge endowment, but never explained why we should care and ignored student protests to divest in oil

    • @Uruz2012
      @Uruz2012 5 місяців тому +3

      Sat through a speech by the Chancellor of Housing at a state university. He was bragging about how much money they spent on a new building so far. Meanwhile, they refused to provide the janitors, the crowd he was talking to, with glass cleaner or floor cleaning chemicals.
      Just use hot water. I'm sorry but that isn't cleaning, that's rinsing.

  • @allensu9363
    @allensu9363 Рік тому +150

    Find it strange that universities won’t use endowments to reduce tuition

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn Рік тому +33

      that's the hopeful, loving part of your humanity speaking. your cynical side knows that makes perfect sense, because why would those greedy, chalk-handed pigs feel a need to do anything that actually helps people?

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому +39

      It's only strange if you assume their reason for being is to educate people instead of provide a cushy, elitist place for a bunch of faculty and alumni to hang around.

    • @vishakhabanerjee4424
      @vishakhabanerjee4424 4 місяці тому

      I mean they coul also increase the salary of teacher or give us better Job placement coaching or ups killing so That it would help us

    • @chocolate_chipp_00
      @chocolate_chipp_00 3 місяці тому

      Mine does

  • @melkenhoning158
    @melkenhoning158 Рік тому +44

    Good Work always makes you feel a mix of feeling amused and incredibly pissed off at the same time. Thanks for talking about this topic which is criminally under reported

  • @MrBrandybuck1120
    @MrBrandybuck1120 Рік тому +127

    Whoever is editing these videos is doing a FANTASTIC job!!!!

    • @zants_
      @zants_ Рік тому

      With that said, though, I can only imagine what these videos would be like if someone like Prezoh edited these lol

  • @charlotteathena
    @charlotteathena Рік тому +75

    i like that the channel is aware enough to have a person other than dan back up the actual facts because you have a very clear jokey-serious distinction

  • @samgeddes-smith2310
    @samgeddes-smith2310 Рік тому +6

    Also a reminder that the number of administrators in these institutions has exploded over the recent years. You have to ask 'to what end?'

  • @YourFinanceGuide
    @YourFinanceGuide Рік тому +23

    "For-profit" Non-Profit education.

  • @crashdavis4123
    @crashdavis4123 12 днів тому +2

    another huge factor is lobbying. There's a reason all the biggest unis have billion dollar endowments while the bottom half have nothing comparable. I think NPR did a piece about the role lobbying plays

  • @CamJames
    @CamJames Рік тому +1

    loving the slow evolution into "visual effects for no reason"

  • @aboxinspace
    @aboxinspace 7 місяців тому +3

    I had no idea the private college greed was THIS BAD overseas. In my country they are also little "non-profit" ghouls with no soul, but HOT DANG NOT IN THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. that is scary.

  • @haplon33
    @haplon33 Рік тому +33

    10/10 this channel has the best selection of topics

  • @thansri
    @thansri Рік тому +12

    College tuition is getting way too expensive for middle class to afford even with financial aid program.
    In 1992 College Tuition = BMW 325I , Now = BMW M5 ( Cost per year )

  • @pengu1064
    @pengu1064 Рік тому +69

    As a first year business student this is one of the funniest and most informative way to ingest business information that will ever exist

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 11 місяців тому +2

      from a year 3 student, good luck as the HR courses slowly destroy your soul.

    • @angryman132
      @angryman132 8 місяців тому

      Do cocaine

  • @marioxzzz
    @marioxzzz Рік тому +61

    I have no trouble believing Dan goes to swinger parties

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ Рік тому +13

    Another fun college endowment fact:
    the Harvard endowment bought a lot of questionably legal forest in Romania some decades ago, and is now selling it off to Ikea who logs the pristine old growth

  • @eazeyt1759
    @eazeyt1759 Рік тому +56

    Also, you don’t HAVE to go to Harvard, Yale, etc. there are plenty of great schools that don’t cause you to go into insane levels of debt. You go so that you can tell people that you went.

    • @allisonc.-jt4rc
      @allisonc.-jt4rc Рік тому +9

      Agreed. However, numbers 7 and 9 on the list are well-known State schools. ($17 Billion endowments)

    • @x--.
      @x--. Рік тому +25

      *Yes, yes, you do.* If you're rich and your kid is not the best student, has modest intelligence, or just wants to be lazy then they absolutely need the networking opportunities. No price is too high to make sure they are hobnobbing with the right (rich) people. It's a ticket to staying rich and, if you are savvy enough, the elite, upper class.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому +4

      I graduated UCLA with $12k in debt. Paid it off in a year and a half.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious Рік тому

      "Elite" universities are about rubberstamping the next generation of elites. That's why they have "legacy admissions."
      One would have to be very foolish to believe that Harvard teaches better science or engineering than Berkeley.@@x--.

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson Рік тому +6

      ​@@user-bq2ek1xf7iWhy imagine? The U.S learned that lesson. When those poors graduate the good colleges without massive debt. Then they do radical stuff like effectively enact changes in the status quo that benefit the other filthy poors. The rich decided that radical actions from educates poors cannot happeb again. Hence schools harvest vast piles of money for the sake of stability in the economic hierarchy.

  • @ze_ep
    @ze_ep Рік тому +6

    This topic is fascinating, and basically still mysterious. Like Brown's fund gets 50% annual return and when people ask htf they do that, they answer is "oh well we are very smart and just invested in things that have higher returns" .... WHAT???

  • @thefullaj
    @thefullaj Рік тому +20

    Yale is the largest private land owner in New Hampshire under a shell company, that funds their endowment through logging operations…

  • @cyanide1931
    @cyanide1931 Рік тому +4

    It feels surreal as hell to listen to this from Europe

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    @GoodWorkMB  Рік тому +63

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      @GoodWorkMB  Рік тому +5

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    • @copiouscat
      @copiouscat Рік тому +2

      Thank you for all you do. Your Reportering is duly and truly impeccable and what is needed these days. 🫡 GOOD WORK Stay lit 🔥 Big homie.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. Рік тому +73

    That awkward moment when Harvard's endowment makes so much money it would make Scrooge McDuck jealous

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo Рік тому +6

      Hey, it's the ninja man

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Рік тому +7

      Damn its been ages since I last saw you in a comments section

    • @elijahcanete6992
      @elijahcanete6992 Рік тому

      THE LEGEND IS BACK

    • @justanerd414
      @justanerd414 Рік тому

      Bro went to get milk and only now found way back

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Рік тому +1

      @@justanerd414 Nah I think he just ran out of shurikens and had to get more

  • @divinediva6320
    @divinediva6320 10 місяців тому +4

    University of Penn has 39 billion dollars in an Endowment Fund!!!!

  • @kylemisnothere
    @kylemisnothere Рік тому +11

    Wow, incredible work Dan! Very proud of you and what you're doing and you are NOT a disappointment compared to your physician brother AT ALL.

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon Рік тому +36

    The sudden zoom into Dan's angry face is why I always come back for more.
    Btw, isn't Shibuya in Japan or something?

    • @thefruitman3200
      @thefruitman3200 10 місяців тому +2

      yes it's a famous neighbourhood in tokyo

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat Рік тому +6

    This is the hard-hitting journalizin’ that we desperately need right now

  • @fireant202
    @fireant202 Рік тому +96

    Freakonomics did a great multi-part series about elite colleges and why they don't follow the typical supply and demand rules of markets. Basically, as he said, their value partly comes from their exclusiveness so deans are hesitant to start eroding that. There was one example of a school that opened new campuses abroad but they're an outlier.

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics Рік тому

      Behind closed doors these schools plan out how to encourage more students to apply to them knowing they won't accept any of them, just to increase how "selective" they are

  • @siggyincr7447
    @siggyincr7447 9 місяців тому +4

    The problem is that we allow non-profits to act like normal profit seeking corporations. The regulations for non-profits should stipulate that beyond a reasonable amount of reserves excess funds should go towards the stated mission of the organization, OR lose their non-profit status. This level of hoarding resources while keeping their tuition at levels that only the rich can afford isn't the behavior of a non-profit organization that has a mission of offering higher education to the best students they can.

  • @fienix
    @fienix Рік тому +1

    Ok so the floating traffic cone legit made me have a flashback. I had to rewind to confirm. Ty.

  • @Maxyy40
    @Maxyy40 Рік тому +28

    Dan Toomey always killing it.

  • @f-empire-8
    @f-empire-8 Рік тому +3

    Is it possible people are hiding their money there?

  • @vietimports
    @vietimports Рік тому +12

    colleges have basically become banks and investment funds. and administrative costs are so high because people join the board or some random titled position at the school and get a big payday for being friends with people in high places.

  • @IntelSedrino
    @IntelSedrino Рік тому +6

    How did he make it through without making a joke about the size of their "endowments"

  • @matthewholt6168
    @matthewholt6168 Рік тому +13

    Is Good Work hiring? Actual accountant and academic here - hell I'd even I'd donate some services. Fun, business-oriented, truly informative - Good Work is an actual force for good.

  • @alayibosemenitari257
    @alayibosemenitari257 Рік тому +2

    Private equity is the worst and they're in EVERYTHING

  • @oasntet
    @oasntet Місяць тому +1

    I bet that the colleges that use their endowments to pay for some or all of tuition more than make up for that in donations from grateful alumni.
    I mean, imagine if instead of paying your student loans, you gave that money to the college that gave you free tuition. And then consider that all of that interest could go towards paying the next student's tuition, instead of being paid into a bank.

  • @jonathanhuhn4364
    @jonathanhuhn4364 Рік тому +14

    I keep hearing that the Ivies should just expand, but I don’t think that’s the solution. If the US population keeps growing while Harvard classes stay the same size, the prestige/signaling value of a Harvard degree only increases. Everybody involved (Harvard, the alumni, the students who made the cut) wants that. The Ivies don’t exist to educate the masses, they exist to pedigree the elite. We’re not going to change that.

    • @AmandaabnamA
      @AmandaabnamA 11 місяців тому

      Okay, then use the money for good instead of hoarding and multiplying it for themselves and PE

  • @BEMEiTY
    @BEMEiTY 10 місяців тому +1

    This is the journalism that we need

  • @PhilipBlank
    @PhilipBlank Рік тому +8

    Trying to not laugh watching this at my work desk while on lunch is no easy task.

  • @mogulmayhem
    @mogulmayhem Рік тому +17

    Breaking News: Dan Toomey is "well endowed"

  • @Whitneylaurel742
    @Whitneylaurel742 Місяць тому

    Thankyou for addressing this!!!

  • @whyamilikethis1998
    @whyamilikethis1998 Рік тому +22

    Dan admitting he's a swinger finally makes the trench coat make sense, it's all adding up

  • @josephhoffman277
    @josephhoffman277 Рік тому +3

    I have to take one exception with our WSJ reporter here. At 14:30 when she is talking about private equity financiers on college boards she states, “it’s not illegal, it’s not wrong for them to do it”. I would contend those are two different things. It may not be illegal, but it absolutely is wrong, and it should be illegal.

  • @CriterionCafe
    @CriterionCafe Рік тому +17

    When will you do an episode on MBAs!!!??

  • @MrBritishwookie
    @MrBritishwookie Рік тому +2

    The enjoyment I get from this videos is 90% whatever the point of the video is and 10% watching people in the background.

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 Рік тому +5

    I'm also well endowed but no one made an investigative report about it 😒

  • @Yavorh55
    @Yavorh55 Рік тому +9

    Really nailing the Balenciaga head tilt/eye squint during the interview segments. Good work!

  • @andrewchapman1494
    @andrewchapman1494 Рік тому +4

    The giant cup of dunkin is my favorite recurring character in these videos

  • @justindekock7211
    @justindekock7211 9 місяців тому +11

    Financial Aid Administrator at a large university here - it's important to note that Berea College is a work college, which is a sector of the Federal Work-Study program. So while they do not charge their students any tuition, each student is required to work a job on campus to pay for their education

    • @willlenk862
      @willlenk862 6 місяців тому

      Great point! Why don’t you recommend to the board at your large university that every student have the option to free tuition covered by the massive endowment so long as they work a job on campus for it! I’m sure they will be thrilled and accommodating to the suggestion

    • @justindekock7211
      @justindekock7211 6 місяців тому

      @@willlenk862 LOL not sure how much sway my words have as a lowly financial aid office worker but I completely agree with your point!

  • @Unknown-ig9yj
    @Unknown-ig9yj Рік тому +7

    Plz do a video on what CPAs actually do

  • @jaron95
    @jaron95 Рік тому +6

    I love this series so much. Every second of every video is brimming with both important journalism and hilarious comedy.

  • @moisesjimenez4391
    @moisesjimenez4391 Рік тому +3

    1:35 the fucking soda levitating out of itself lol this is peak dry humor

  • @Infinity-ty1pl
    @Infinity-ty1pl Рік тому +1

    1:34 WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT STRAW I AM LOSING MY MIND

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia Рік тому +3

    Now I'm even more aggressive about not going back to college

  • @sonicchitch1662
    @sonicchitch1662 Рік тому +3

    Among these top-tier institutions, students from the top 1% in income distribution make up a larger share of enrollment than all of the bottom 50% combined. These endowments aren’t necessarily going towards bringing in more kids from modest means.

  • @yeert6931
    @yeert6931 9 місяців тому +3

    Yall see the drink start floating at 1:34 or am I tripping?

  • @frzieb
    @frzieb Рік тому +19

    I thought nonprofits were supposed to benefit society. Mine put me into loads of debt.

  • @kraznerr
    @kraznerr Рік тому +5

    Thank you Rick Astley, very informative!

  • @Jeremy-ot6pb
    @Jeremy-ot6pb 3 місяці тому +1

    my school is simultaneously raising tuition while cutting their own costs at the expense of the students. there isn't a men's bathroom in my dorm building.

  • @ronbeaubien
    @ronbeaubien Рік тому +1

    At least at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, the students have the Go Blue Guarantee to try and make tuition more affordable. It pays 100% of demonstrated financial need of eligible Michigan residents. If the student's family makes less that 75,000 a year, then 100% of the student's tuition if they are a qualified applicant is covered by the guarantee. If the student's family makes 75,000 to 100,000 a year and they are a qualified applicant of which 98% receive support, then they pay just $2, 039 in tuition. It is a sliding scale from there on up.

  • @namenlos9760
    @namenlos9760 Рік тому +2

    As a person from luxemburg, I feel severely attacked 🥲

  • @BaoLe-rt9jf
    @BaoLe-rt9jf Рік тому +6

    This really was some good work

  • @JesseBrohinsky
    @JesseBrohinsky Рік тому +2

    One thing i would like to know is if these restricted donations are taxed. I know for churches if you donate for a specific purpose (without the ability for the church to reallocate those funds) that donation is taxable.

  • @dakotagifford8461
    @dakotagifford8461 Рік тому +4

    Amazing as always!
    Also worth noting that many colleges legally cannot call students, students. They are called customers.

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 11 місяців тому +3

      every regionaly acredited institution refers to students as students.

  • @-dash
    @-dash Рік тому

    1:30 I like how the cup of the soda on the ground is emitting another cup of soda. It works great as a subtle but powerful metaphor for two cups of soda.

  • @albertpampalonalisnenko8389
    @albertpampalonalisnenko8389 8 місяців тому +1

    I can’t get enough of these videos

  • @philiplawler4236
    @philiplawler4236 Рік тому +2

    It’s almost like college is a business and wealthy peoples greatest scarcity is social credit and prestige.

  • @Theomcgaugheybass
    @Theomcgaugheybass 4 місяці тому +1

    Asking the real questions Fr
    🔥🔥🔥 in Seattle our college owns the second tallest skyscraper in the city 😂

  • @victorzaborowski
    @victorzaborowski 9 місяців тому +2

    Great job on keeping the video engaging

  • @athenaruna
    @athenaruna Рік тому +2

    This is better than unsolved mysteries

  • @LaVidayElTristeFinal
    @LaVidayElTristeFinal 5 місяців тому +7

    To add some perspective, the combined amount of endowment money of all US universities is 839 billion dollars (i.e., $839,000,000,000). The total number of college-aged Americans is about 22 million (taking a 4-year age bracket). If you divide the endowment by the people of college age, each one could get a lump sum of $38,000. That would be enough to pay tuition for a year or two, but no more than that. If only half of those 22 million attend college, you can give them 76,000 dollars each, which may cover 3-4 years of tuition at an average school, but then the money is gone. So, it's a ton of money, but not enough to give freebies to everyone.

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer Місяць тому +3

      This argument only highlights how outrageously expensive universities themselves have made tuition, if almost $900 billion isn't enough to fund education for less than 20 million students

  • @NeuroticPengu
    @NeuroticPengu Рік тому +1

    someone needs to investigate that pylon at 4:20

  • @ds2disciple
    @ds2disciple Рік тому +3

    This is my favorite news channel

  • @Spo8
    @Spo8 Рік тому +16

    These videos should be enough for you to walk onto the writing staff of any of the major comedy news shows, but selfishly I hope you keep doing these.

  • @AsianFoodNerd
    @AsianFoodNerd Рік тому +13

    🌟Anyone catch the EASTER EGG: flying coffee cup 1:34 🌟

  • @jonathanswitzer1861
    @jonathanswitzer1861 Рік тому +1

    This is hilarious that they are throwing money away to help tuition costs in the future. The ludicrous tuition is already here today.

  • @samparker977
    @samparker977 Рік тому +3

    As a Cambridge student I can confirm he's right

  • @eschaton2834
    @eschaton2834 Рік тому +1

    What a fantastic presentation! Enjoyed it thoroughly.