Why are college endowments so massive?

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  • @laurasnow7822
    @laurasnow7822 11 місяців тому +2981

    The only inaccuracy in this journalistic masterpiece is saying anyone in Hoboken is worth swinging with.

    • @stephenziga2319
      @stephenziga2319 11 місяців тому +59

      Hi Dan, you forgot to mention that havard University still applied for Covid relief funds even though they gave 50billion USD in endowment. They received 10s of millions of dollars in relief funds.

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 11 місяців тому +25

      I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that an actual, real-life place is legitimately called "Hoboken", and it's not just an intentionally stupid name someone came up with to put in the Mafia videogame.

    • @odawgmurph
      @odawgmurph 11 місяців тому +43

      @@MaxwellTornado mf i live there and you bet your ass its a real place. not even the goofiest town name in new jersey. we have Mahwah, Ho-Ho-Kus (the hyphens are in the name), Brick, Ogdensburg, and Moonachie. there are 65,000 people living in hoboken and it rules

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 11 місяців тому +12

      @@odawgmurph Ogdensburg doesn't sound weird at all. Brick sounds cool. I wanna live in Brick.

    • @grahamwilder5756
      @grahamwilder5756 11 місяців тому +1

      @@MaxwellTornadobased

  • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
    @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 11 місяців тому +3458

    Is good work replacing the daily show? Some experts say yes. Others have credibility.

    • @yurisich
      @yurisich 11 місяців тому +29

      Having segments on the show would be interesting. Showcase some additional talent on the channel.

    • @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006
      @westvirginiaglutenfreepepp7006 11 місяців тому +21

      @@yurisich maybe but that feels like a different show altogether. then again, it's not up to us is it?

    • @letsgoan
      @letsgoan 10 місяців тому +3

      yea yea yeah, i think so.

    • @Benzinilinguine
      @Benzinilinguine 10 місяців тому +3

      ...wait.

    • @dexterlecter7289
      @dexterlecter7289 10 місяців тому

      Daily show is and always has be re?arded. Stewart is a total tribe POS and the new guy isn’t too much better.

  • @mayam9575
    @mayam9575 11 місяців тому +1396

    Another important fact is that non of these universities pay property taxes because they are "nonprofits". Yale owns 54% of the land in New Haven. In 2019 they had a $40 billion endowment while the New Haven Public School system was over $20 million in debt. The property taxes Yale would have owed the city would have covered this.

    • @mayam9575
      @mayam9575 11 місяців тому +1

      Additionally this idea of a raining day fund needed for something like covid is really just bullshit. During covid Yale fired almost all of their non union and non faculty staff like kitchen workers and janitors. While obviously they would be doing less work during covid they are a $40 billion nonprofit

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому +208

      Disloyalty detected. Units have been dispatched to your location.

    • @thomas16126
      @thomas16126 10 місяців тому +31

      same with U Penn

    • @normalwerido
      @normalwerido 10 місяців тому +63

      Columbia U is the largest private property owner in NYC

    • @TheAlchemist1089
      @TheAlchemist1089 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@normalweridoI think it's the church
      Columbia is second

  • @Spencer481
    @Spencer481 11 місяців тому +751

    A few years ago the dean of Princeton was interviewed on a podcast, and the host asked him since their endowment was so massive would he ever recommend to a donor to give the money to a smaller institution because the money would make a bigger difference there. He said no because he couldn't guarantee the money would be spent well. Princetons endowment currently sits at 34.1 billion. Mf you aren't spending that money well. These ghouls will never willingly give a thin cent to anyone but themselves.

    • @allisonc.-jt4rc
      @allisonc.-jt4rc 10 місяців тому +23

      Well said.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому

      I want to know what the dean of Princeton actually fucking does all day.

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics 10 місяців тому

      "well spent" means invested. Remember, they're finance ghouls. They see the purpose of an endowment as growing exponentially to be as large as possible, not to actually facilitate the running of the school.

    • @filmawayvlad
      @filmawayvlad 8 місяців тому +2

      All right, all right, all right…

    • @rekit7351
      @rekit7351 8 місяців тому +34

      At Harvard, there are 1.45 administrators for every teacher.
      There are 7,024 administrators, and 7,240 students.

  • @antonmorozov5193
    @antonmorozov5193 11 місяців тому +1405

    Sooo.... students have to pay a lot for colleges while colleges get a lot of money they don't spend on education. Does this mean that colleges now are in business of collecting money instead of education?

    • @1.4142
      @1.4142 11 місяців тому +84

      art collages especially

    • @copiouscat
      @copiouscat 11 місяців тому +138

      Yes. That is precisely what kind of business is going on

    • @ClothyCentral
      @ClothyCentral 11 місяців тому +10

      no but colleges are

    • @TheAceOfOnes
      @TheAceOfOnes 11 місяців тому +86

      Always have been, but they’re “non-profit” it’s a massive scam

    • @vailpcs4040
      @vailpcs4040 11 місяців тому

      Shhh.... don't say the quiet part out loud! The wealthy don't like it when you point out systematic wealth inequality enablement.

  • @edward1937
    @edward1937 11 місяців тому +489

    “We stock pile cash in case tuition prices go up” my brother in Christ you are in charge of your own tuition pricing

    • @franmonkeyplays2969
      @franmonkeyplays2969 3 місяці тому +40

      Also they said for emergency’s but during COVID everyone was still paying them like regular lol

    • @ivandankob7112
      @ivandankob7112 2 місяці тому +1

      Tell me you know nothing about economy without telling you know nothing about economy.
      Any cost can rise if, say, the gas price is risen, and not all businesses control gas prices

    • @MossTunic
      @MossTunic 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ivandankob7112yah know, generally i am against this medication being used for shallow cosmetic reasons, but i think ozempic might be good for you as deep throating that many capitalistic boots can't be good for your health. you're not looking at the big picture, you need to zoom out more.

    • @Uruz2012
      @Uruz2012 Місяць тому

      ​@@ivandankob7112They could pay to run the university for decades without taking in any tuition. Therefore, they could keep tuition the same and take a cut in their income while providing the same services.

    • @jarrah580
      @jarrah580 Місяць тому +1

      Not how it works

  • @Jensen-C
    @Jensen-C 10 місяців тому +328

    College tuition has surpassed inflation by over 20% for a long time lol. The idea they need these endowments to combat inflation is insane

    • @Algormortis9
      @Algormortis9 10 місяців тому

      They'll argue that their costs are increasing in order to remain competitive with rival schools.. an arms race of excessive spending and exclusivity bullshit. It's insane how much good all that endowment money could be doing in the world, but no, that's the purpose it's serving. I will NEVER donate to a college, they take more than enough from their students and their families.

    • @joshuathomas5626
      @joshuathomas5626 8 місяців тому +22

      Yea it’s insane how the nation has just accepted the racketeering of college tuition. At this point, criticizing tuition hikes is about as effective as criticizing congress for their self pay increases. It’s disgusting

  • @DharmicSeeker
    @DharmicSeeker 11 місяців тому +1853

    Honest to God this is some of the best comedy-news I've seen in a while. Good work guys.

    • @cinilaknedalm
      @cinilaknedalm 11 місяців тому +9

      Couldn't agree more. And info is awesome. Dan is a genius

    • @nabicx
      @nabicx 11 місяців тому +1

      I agree, I need more of this

    • @NormanCorebit
      @NormanCorebit 11 місяців тому +2

      Right. "Comedy-news".

    • @godlyobject6509
      @godlyobject6509 10 місяців тому +2

      @@NormanCorebit Comedy is rooted in truth.

    • @HCoreSoldierKili
      @HCoreSoldierKili 7 місяців тому

      the cutss to him loking into the camera during the zoom intervies is already funnier than any netflix comedy special ever

  • @stephenziga2319
    @stephenziga2319 11 місяців тому +478

    Hi Dan, you forgot to mention that havard University still applied for Covid relief funds even though they gave 50billion USD in endowment. They received 10s of millions of dollars in relief funds.

    • @x--.
      @x--. 10 місяців тому +67

      It wasn't a rainy enough day.

    • @RSAgility
      @RSAgility 10 місяців тому +10

      Well Money talks, if i have a lot of it, for some reason, others want to give me more...more discounts etc..make my life easier

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious 10 місяців тому +57

    Non-profit...but we happen to be extremely rich.

  • @Insan1tyW0lf
    @Insan1tyW0lf 5 місяців тому +20

    "Why would we put a small percentage of our massive endowments towards free tuition when we literally have people lining up and competing to pay us? We're a nonprofit, not a charity."
    - Universities, probably

  • @alexrivera5747
    @alexrivera5747 11 місяців тому +336

    I'm imagining colleges franchising like McDonald's where you can apply to open up your own local Harvard.

    • @lennartmakkink7427
      @lennartmakkink7427 11 місяців тому +28

      "You're not in the ripping-off-college-kids business, you're in the real estate business."

    • @ilhamrj2599
      @ilhamrj2599 10 місяців тому +18

      Lol, college franchising already exists, many of them are operational in China, Middle East, and Southeast Asia.
      So, nope it is not novelty, for quite some time now.😅

    • @Sololeveler344
      @Sololeveler344 5 місяців тому

      Well i think pennstate has multiple campuses idk if they are franchise though

    • @dcoughla681
      @dcoughla681 3 місяці тому

      Why not Harvard online? It would be cheaper. Even better Harvard AI online,. AI can do all the work & sit your exams so you don’t have to attend.

  • @3forte
    @3forte 11 місяців тому +40

    These days I wouldn't even consider Harvard to be just a university. I would think of it as a massive business conglomerate, with their hands in the banking, insurance, medical, and publishing fields.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 11 місяців тому +365

    I'm glad you are tackling this topic, Universities especially the big ones are practically corporations with how they operate

    • @gregtomamichel973
      @gregtomamichel973 11 місяців тому +24

      Yes, and other corporations don't just stockpile money, they find effective other ways to put that money to work.

    • @Fractured_Unity
      @Fractured_Unity 11 місяців тому

      @@gregtomamichel973Money itself “works”. So those who profit off of the management from the endowment have an incentive to find ways to maximize it’s value.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому

      Apple had to get threatened by a large activist investor into doing something with $200 billion they were sitting on.@@gregtomamichel973

    • @creepersonspeed5490
      @creepersonspeed5490 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@gregtomamichel973 As someone who works in a university, don't you worry, it is working. Just not toward us

  • @parid1gm640
    @parid1gm640 7 місяців тому +20

    As a person that grew up around Berea College and has a Mom that currently works there, it’s great to see them represented as a college that puts their funding towards the students instead of saving it for massive projects.

  • @Itslvle
    @Itslvle 11 місяців тому +31

    This entire subject is such an Americanism my European head is spinning.

  • @gibshredcamel
    @gibshredcamel 10 місяців тому +17

    Great piece. University of Pennsylvania has an endowment of 21 billion and they still nickel and dime poor people. Deplorable.

    • @thisIsFunnyLolz
      @thisIsFunnyLolz 5 місяців тому +4

      Yep and erode more of Philadelphia's neighborhoods to buy up land and not pay property taxes on it

  • @Alwayswesome
    @Alwayswesome 10 місяців тому +109

    Having worked at an endowment, I can say these really are important questions that not enough people are asking (especially with regards to the biggest endowments)

    • @1wakuralain
      @1wakuralain 8 місяців тому +5

      A lot of people are asking them but you won't see those people working at endowment departments because... the endowment departments don't want to hire people who desire change to the infinite money machine.

  • @dj001k
    @dj001k 11 місяців тому +137

    Thank you for covering uni board of trustees and how these are increasingly being run by private equity types. A topic that deserves way more attention (uni boards set tuition and determine operating budgets).

    • @melkenhoning158
      @melkenhoning158 11 місяців тому +11

      Right. I wish the university students who attend these institutions would speak up about this more considering they and their peers are in the direct line of fire.

  • @cilantrho
    @cilantrho 2 місяці тому +3

    yeah i went to a community college and right before i started they told us that textbooks were free forever. if they can do that, far more elite schools can, too.

  • @MissterBest
    @MissterBest 11 місяців тому +19

    I worked for the company that does he accounting for the Harvard and MIT endowments. They invest in EVERYTHING and run in the billions.

  • @allensu9363
    @allensu9363 11 місяців тому +133

    Find it strange that universities won’t use endowments to reduce tuition

    • @PearceVaughn
      @PearceVaughn 10 місяців тому +28

      that's the hopeful, loving part of your humanity speaking. your cynical side knows that makes perfect sense, because why would those greedy, chalk-handed pigs feel a need to do anything that actually helps people?

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому +31

      It's only strange if you assume their reason for being is to educate people instead of provide a cushy, elitist place for a bunch of faculty and alumni to hang around.

  • @me0101001000
    @me0101001000 11 місяців тому +103

    I'm a scientific researcher and PhD student in the fields of electrochemistry, molecular physics, materials science, and chemical engineering. My fields aren't nearly as expensive to work in as the likes of biological and medical sciences, but I still think it's deeply sad how these endowments could go to internally funding nearly all of a university's research without the need for external grants, paying off all tuition for students, run nearly all of the necessary facilities on campus grounds, pay all of the workers a living and thriving wage, and then still have plenty left over, for decades if not centuries.
    Finances are a perpetual stress for everyone, and universities do nothing but hoard without purpose. It's both infuriating and disheartening.

    • @evancombs5159
      @evancombs5159 3 місяці тому +1

      The endowments are huge, but they are not that huge. These larger universities likely have yearly budgets in the high 100's of millions or billions. If they put the whole worth of the funds towards paying those costs they would run out of money within a decade or two. The profits of these funds can go a long way towards reducing or eliminating tuition, but they are far from actually being able to pay for the operating costs of these universities.

    • @me0101001000
      @me0101001000 3 місяці тому

      @@evancombs5159 depends on the school. At smaller institutions like liberal arts colleges and tier 3-5 universities, you are absolutely correct. But at tier 1 and tier 2 universities, both public and private, they have enormous incomes from companies, real estate, contracts, alumni donations, and a whole host of other sources of cash flow.
      Take Johns Hopkins for example. JHU is quite literally the landlord of the NIH, a huge contract hub for the DoD and DoE via the APL, and have academics who sit on advisory boards for a number of companies in medical devices, energy, and construction. Now, their administrators are also paid exorbitantly while their staff are paid between minimum wage to a livable but not thrivable wage. Tuition is an enormous profit for the university, on top of the overhead from grants that the professors write and win-- overhead ranges from 40% to 65%, depending on the department.
      Beyond cutting tuition, the university is able to cut significant costs of operation. I will agree with you that it will not be able to pay the costs in full on endowment alone, but I would expect a lion's share to be covered at least.

  • @LaVidayElTristeFinal
    @LaVidayElTristeFinal Місяць тому +3

    To add some perspective, the combined amount of endowment money of all US universities is 839 billion dollars (i.e., $839,000,000,000). The total number of college-aged Americans is about 22 million (taking a 4-year age bracket). If you divide the endowment by the people of college age, each one could get a lump sum of $38,000. That would be enough to pay tuition for a year or two, but no more than that. If only half of those 22 million attend college, you can give them 76,000 dollars each, which may cover 3-4 years of tuition at an average school, but then the money is gone. So, it's a ton of money, but not enough to give freebies to everyone.

  • @treyshaffer
    @treyshaffer 11 місяців тому +44

    It is wild to think that the US News Rankings might literally result in billions of dollars in economic activity in trying to game those rankings to universities advantages.

  • @MrBrandybuck1120
    @MrBrandybuck1120 11 місяців тому +115

    Whoever is editing these videos is doing a FANTASTIC job!!!!

    • @zants_
      @zants_ 10 місяців тому

      With that said, though, I can only imagine what these videos would be like if someone like Prezoh edited these lol

  • @thefullaj
    @thefullaj 11 місяців тому +15

    Yale is the largest private land owner in New Hampshire under a shell company, that funds their endowment through logging operations…

  • @YourFinanceGuide
    @YourFinanceGuide 11 місяців тому +19

    "For-profit" Non-Profit education.

  • @melkenhoning158
    @melkenhoning158 11 місяців тому +37

    Good Work always makes you feel a mix of feeling amused and incredibly pissed off at the same time. Thanks for talking about this topic which is criminally under reported

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 11 місяців тому +65

    That awkward moment when Harvard's endowment makes so much money it would make Scrooge McDuck jealous

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 11 місяців тому +5

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    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 11 місяців тому +6

      Damn its been ages since I last saw you in a comments section

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      @elijahcanete6992 11 місяців тому

      THE LEGEND IS BACK

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      @justanerd414 10 місяців тому

      Bro went to get milk and only now found way back

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 10 місяців тому +1

      @@justanerd414 Nah I think he just ran out of shurikens and had to get more

  • @charlotteathena
    @charlotteathena 11 місяців тому +69

    i like that the channel is aware enough to have a person other than dan back up the actual facts because you have a very clear jokey-serious distinction

  • @attackeyebrows3649
    @attackeyebrows3649 11 місяців тому +34

    shoutout to the guy in 5:29 doing peace sign to the camera. Was wondering how people react like everything is normal when our baige coat guy is out in the street.

  • @eazeyt1759
    @eazeyt1759 11 місяців тому +55

    Also, you don’t HAVE to go to Harvard, Yale, etc. there are plenty of great schools that don’t cause you to go into insane levels of debt. You go so that you can tell people that you went.

    • @allisonc.-jt4rc
      @allisonc.-jt4rc 10 місяців тому +8

      Agreed. However, numbers 7 and 9 on the list are well-known State schools. ($17 Billion endowments)

    • @x--.
      @x--. 10 місяців тому +22

      *Yes, yes, you do.* If you're rich and your kid is not the best student, has modest intelligence, or just wants to be lazy then they absolutely need the networking opportunities. No price is too high to make sure they are hobnobbing with the right (rich) people. It's a ticket to staying rich and, if you are savvy enough, the elite, upper class.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому +4

      I graduated UCLA with $12k in debt. Paid it off in a year and a half.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 10 місяців тому

      "Elite" universities are about rubberstamping the next generation of elites. That's why they have "legacy admissions."
      One would have to be very foolish to believe that Harvard teaches better science or engineering than Berkeley.@@x--.

    • @Praisethesunson
      @Praisethesunson 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@@user-bq2ek1xf7iWhy imagine? The U.S learned that lesson. When those poors graduate the good colleges without massive debt. Then they do radical stuff like effectively enact changes in the status quo that benefit the other filthy poors. The rich decided that radical actions from educates poors cannot happeb again. Hence schools harvest vast piles of money for the sake of stability in the economic hierarchy.

  • @f-empire-8
    @f-empire-8 8 місяців тому +3

    Is it possible people are hiding their money there?

  • @thansri
    @thansri 11 місяців тому +12

    College tuition is getting way too expensive for middle class to afford even with financial aid program.
    In 1992 College Tuition = BMW 325I , Now = BMW M5 ( Cost per year )

  • @marioxzzz
    @marioxzzz 11 місяців тому +56

    I have no trouble believing Dan goes to swinger parties

  • @aboxinspace
    @aboxinspace 3 місяці тому +1

    I had no idea the private college greed was THIS BAD overseas. In my country they are also little "non-profit" ghouls with no soul, but HOT DANG NOT IN THE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. that is scary.

  • @Prince_Sidon
    @Prince_Sidon 11 місяців тому +34

    The sudden zoom into Dan's angry face is why I always come back for more.
    Btw, isn't Shibuya in Japan or something?

    • @thefruitman3200
      @thefruitman3200 6 місяців тому +1

      yes it's a famous neighbourhood in tokyo

  • @justindekock7211
    @justindekock7211 5 місяців тому +4

    Financial Aid Administrator at a large university here - it's important to note that Berea College is a work college, which is a sector of the Federal Work-Study program. So while they do not charge their students any tuition, each student is required to work a job on campus to pay for their education

    • @willlenk862
      @willlenk862 2 місяці тому

      Great point! Why don’t you recommend to the board at your large university that every student have the option to free tuition covered by the massive endowment so long as they work a job on campus for it! I’m sure they will be thrilled and accommodating to the suggestion

    • @justindekock7211
      @justindekock7211 2 місяці тому

      @@willlenk862 LOL not sure how much sway my words have as a lowly financial aid office worker but I completely agree with your point!

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    @MrBritishwookie 10 місяців тому +2

    The enjoyment I get from this videos is 90% whatever the point of the video is and 10% watching people in the background.

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    @GoodWorkMB  11 місяців тому +62

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      @copiouscat 11 місяців тому +2

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  • @samgeddes-smith2310
    @samgeddes-smith2310 8 місяців тому +2

    Also a reminder that the number of administrators in these institutions has exploded over the recent years. You have to ask 'to what end?'

  • @haplon33
    @haplon33 11 місяців тому +34

    10/10 this channel has the best selection of topics

  • @alltheworldatmyfeet
    @alltheworldatmyfeet 11 місяців тому +41

    I understand that it would be very legally bad to spend a rich person's money on something other than what they said, but also they have the choice of taking the money or not. In my college, i used to work with the student government and lived in a house the college owned that had dips in the floor and a condemnable unclean basement. Yet we were asked to figure out where to put a million dollar statue on campus. AND only one dorm building on campus abided by ADA regulations and it was the one you had to pay extra to live in and had preference toward senior students.

  • @frzieb
    @frzieb 11 місяців тому +18

    I thought nonprofits were supposed to benefit society. Mine put me into loads of debt.

  • @fireant202
    @fireant202 11 місяців тому +93

    Freakonomics did a great multi-part series about elite colleges and why they don't follow the typical supply and demand rules of markets. Basically, as he said, their value partly comes from their exclusiveness so deans are hesitant to start eroding that. There was one example of a school that opened new campuses abroad but they're an outlier.

    • @SirPhysics
      @SirPhysics 10 місяців тому

      Behind closed doors these schools plan out how to encourage more students to apply to them knowing they won't accept any of them, just to increase how "selective" they are

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    @pengu1064 11 місяців тому +64

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    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 7 місяців тому +2

      from a year 3 student, good luck as the HR courses slowly destroy your soul.

    • @angryman132
      @angryman132 3 місяці тому

      Do cocaine

  • @ze_ep
    @ze_ep 11 місяців тому +5

    This topic is fascinating, and basically still mysterious. Like Brown's fund gets 50% annual return and when people ask htf they do that, they answer is "oh well we are very smart and just invested in things that have higher returns" .... WHAT???

  • @alayibosemenitari257
    @alayibosemenitari257 10 місяців тому +1

    Private equity is the worst and they're in EVERYTHING

  • @matthewholt6168
    @matthewholt6168 9 місяців тому +12

    Is Good Work hiring? Actual accountant and academic here - hell I'd even I'd donate some services. Fun, business-oriented, truly informative - Good Work is an actual force for good.

  • @kylemisnothere
    @kylemisnothere 10 місяців тому +11

    Wow, incredible work Dan! Very proud of you and what you're doing and you are NOT a disappointment compared to your physician brother AT ALL.

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 11 місяців тому +9

    Another fun college endowment fact:
    the Harvard endowment bought a lot of questionably legal forest in Romania some decades ago, and is now selling it off to Ikea who logs the pristine old growth

  • @divinediva6320
    @divinediva6320 6 місяців тому +2

    University of Penn has 39 billion dollars in an Endowment Fund!!!!

  • @Maxyy40
    @Maxyy40 11 місяців тому +28

    Dan Toomey always killing it.

  • @SebastianTheGreat
    @SebastianTheGreat 11 місяців тому +5

    This is the hard-hitting journalizin’ that we desperately need right now

  • @athenaruna
    @athenaruna 11 місяців тому +2

    This is better than unsolved mysteries

  • @Yavorh55
    @Yavorh55 11 місяців тому +9

    Really nailing the Balenciaga head tilt/eye squint during the interview segments. Good work!

  • @victorzaborowski
    @victorzaborowski 5 місяців тому +2

    Great job on keeping the video engaging

  • @vietimports
    @vietimports 11 місяців тому +10

    colleges have basically become banks and investment funds. and administrative costs are so high because people join the board or some random titled position at the school and get a big payday for being friends with people in high places.

  • @IntelSedrino
    @IntelSedrino 11 місяців тому +5

    How did he make it through without making a joke about the size of their "endowments"

  • @josephhoffman277
    @josephhoffman277 10 місяців тому +2

    I have to take one exception with our WSJ reporter here. At 14:30 when she is talking about private equity financiers on college boards she states, “it’s not illegal, it’s not wrong for them to do it”. I would contend those are two different things. It may not be illegal, but it absolutely is wrong, and it should be illegal.

  • @mogulmayhem
    @mogulmayhem 11 місяців тому +16

    Breaking News: Dan Toomey is "well endowed"

  • @ayde92829
    @ayde92829 8 днів тому

    There should be regulations concerning the pay (especially for board members) for non profits.

  • @cyanide1931
    @cyanide1931 11 місяців тому +2

    It feels surreal as hell to listen to this from Europe

  • @exoZelia
    @exoZelia 11 місяців тому +3

    Now I'm even more aggressive about not going back to college

  • @philiplawler4236
    @philiplawler4236 10 місяців тому +2

    It’s almost like college is a business and wealthy peoples greatest scarcity is social credit and prestige.

  • @PhilipBlank
    @PhilipBlank 11 місяців тому +8

    Trying to not laugh watching this at my work desk while on lunch is no easy task.

  • @andrewchapman1494
    @andrewchapman1494 11 місяців тому +3

    The giant cup of dunkin is my favorite recurring character in these videos

  • @jonathanhuhn4364
    @jonathanhuhn4364 10 місяців тому +11

    I keep hearing that the Ivies should just expand, but I don’t think that’s the solution. If the US population keeps growing while Harvard classes stay the same size, the prestige/signaling value of a Harvard degree only increases. Everybody involved (Harvard, the alumni, the students who made the cut) wants that. The Ivies don’t exist to educate the masses, they exist to pedigree the elite. We’re not going to change that.

    • @AmandaabnamA
      @AmandaabnamA 7 місяців тому

      Okay, then use the money for good instead of hoarding and multiplying it for themselves and PE

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 11 місяців тому +3

    I'm also well endowed but no one made an investigative report about it 😒

  • @whyamilikethis1998
    @whyamilikethis1998 11 місяців тому +19

    Dan admitting he's a swinger finally makes the trench coat make sense, it's all adding up

  • @BEMEiTY
    @BEMEiTY 5 місяців тому +1

    This is the journalism that we need

  • @fienix
    @fienix 10 місяців тому +1

    Ok so the floating traffic cone legit made me have a flashback. I had to rewind to confirm. Ty.

  • @Unknown-ig9yj
    @Unknown-ig9yj 11 місяців тому +7

    Plz do a video on what CPAs actually do

  • @CriterionCafe
    @CriterionCafe 11 місяців тому +13

    When will you do an episode on MBAs!!!??

  • @sonicchitch1662
    @sonicchitch1662 10 місяців тому +3

    Among these top-tier institutions, students from the top 1% in income distribution make up a larger share of enrollment than all of the bottom 50% combined. These endowments aren’t necessarily going towards bringing in more kids from modest means.

  • @albertpampalonalisnenko8389
    @albertpampalonalisnenko8389 4 місяці тому +1

    I can’t get enough of these videos

  • @ElSagardangas
    @ElSagardangas 11 місяців тому +26

    It's crazy to hear about these mega wealthy, ever expanding economical monster universities from the US. I'm from Argentina and the public university system is HUGE and pumps out professionals like they're M&Msand it's pretty much free. Besides having to pay for the materials to use in class (notebooks, fotocopys and the like) you can freely enter any career choice and try it out. I'm 25 and have tried 4 university careers until i found out the one i enjoy. I find it crazy that in the US you choose ONCE and you're stuck with that shit for life.

    • @jdcsiahaan
      @jdcsiahaan 10 місяців тому +1

      here in Indonesia most of the top universities are public universities, with these prestigious public universities having pumped out well-known professionals and public figures, including ministers and presidents. some of the state universities have now no longer been fully subsidized by the government so they have to find some creative ways to get money. this is usually achieved through a separate path for students to be accepted into the uni apart from the usual nation-wide tests (called "jalur mandiri"), international study programs (where students would be facilitated to study abroad in their last year), as well as grants and donations from the alumni and businesspeople. tuition fees have somewhat increased (not skyrocket though), but since public universities in Indonesia have long been based on the principles of "kerakyatan" (idk how to translate it but it's kinda like a sense of service to the people), even a small increase of tuition fee continues to receive pushback from student organizations and the general public, so I don't see any sharp increase possible anytime soon

    • @ElSagardangas
      @ElSagardangas 10 місяців тому

      @@jdcsiahaan Yeah, it's kinda the same in Argentina. Any sort of front against public education, being increasing tuition fees or closing up certain branches of the schools or modifying curriculums creates huge upheavels form the student body and what we call "centro de estudiante" which is essentially a political system in publich universities where we elect a gruop of students (normally associated to a larger, national party) to be our voices for the school year. It's really hard in Argentina for any type of privatization effort or substantial change in the way the public system works. I'm all for it btw, not complaining at all, i love my country and it's university system.

    • @TheAliSareini
      @TheAliSareini 10 місяців тому +2

      Everything is ran like a business and going to school is viewed as an “investment”, it’s really a bet. Spend X amount to make Z amount. Nowadays those two variables just don’t make sense but we still feel pressure from older generations that went to better colleges that weren’t so greedy.
      The systems changed but expectations stay the same. I have a better savings and less debt than the people around me that stayed in school because I found a career path that didn’t require a degree and paid just the same (becoming more and more real every day)

    • @jdcsiahaan
      @jdcsiahaan 10 місяців тому +1

      @@ElSagardangas oh wow our situation is strikingly similar. here in Indonesia, we have what's called the BEM - "badan eksekutif mahasiswa" (student executive body). BEMs exist on a national level (e.g. BEM SI - "All-Indonesia BEM"), university level (e.g. BEM UI - "University of Indonesi BEM", and faculty level (e.g. BEM FISIP UI - "UI Faculty of Social and Political Sciences BEM")
      much of what i call "campus politicians" are also connected to a political party through association with an extra-campus organization, such as, but not limited to, the GMNI - Gerakan Mahasiswa Nasional Indonesia (Indonesian National Students Association), long associated with the nationalist party PDI-P, and the KAMMI - Kesatuan Aksi Mahasiswa Muslim Indonesia (Action Union of Indonesian Muslim Students), long associated with the Islamist party PKS
      of course these BEM folks do protests on national policies and legislations, the usual, but they also often do protests on campus policies, especially regarding tuition fees

    • @2hotflavored666
      @2hotflavored666 10 місяців тому

      @@ElSagardangas Except Argentina is complete shithole that is about to become a failed state. Nothing to be proud of lmfao.

  • @yoyoyohihihidude
    @yoyoyohihihidude 11 місяців тому +1

    If you’re not in front of a dumpster is it even journalism?

  • @kraznerr
    @kraznerr 8 місяців тому +4

    Thank you Rick Astley, very informative!

  • @jaron95
    @jaron95 11 місяців тому +6

    I love this series so much. Every second of every video is brimming with both important journalism and hilarious comedy.

  • @pjnj042
    @pjnj042 8 місяців тому +1

    TAX THE INSTITUTIONS!

  • @lowwastehighmelanin
    @lowwastehighmelanin 11 місяців тому +5

    Here's an idea: ban pointless, non-major colleges and bring back vocational training. Smaller fees, easier use of endowments and those programs have better long term financial outcomes for grads. We could literally reseed the middle class with all the money sitting around being hoarded.

    • @Uruz2012
      @Uruz2012 Місяць тому

      Yup, business has spent decades coasting on the rather well trained boomer working class. They're getting ready for retirement and millenials were pushed to take programming coarse. Who is gonna fix all the stuff the boomers built?

  • @dakotagifford8461
    @dakotagifford8461 10 місяців тому +4

    Amazing as always!
    Also worth noting that many colleges legally cannot call students, students. They are called customers.

    • @Jimothy-723
      @Jimothy-723 7 місяців тому +1

      every regionaly acredited institution refers to students as students.

  • @theotherguy769
    @theotherguy769 11 місяців тому +4

    So happy to see iceland THEN YOU CALL US FAKE??!?!!?

    • @GoodWorkMB
      @GoodWorkMB  11 місяців тому +8

      we only report the truth. even if it pertains our closest friends.

  • @Spo8
    @Spo8 11 місяців тому +13

    These videos should be enough for you to walk onto the writing staff of any of the major comedy news shows, but selfishly I hope you keep doing these.

  • @namenlos9760
    @namenlos9760 10 місяців тому +2

    As a person from luxemburg, I feel severely attacked 🥲

  • @BaoLe-rt9jf
    @BaoLe-rt9jf 11 місяців тому +6

    This really was some good work

  • @americantimemachine7128
    @americantimemachine7128 5 місяців тому +1

    Harvard could use their endowment to pay for all of students' tuition over around a 50-year period. Will they do it?
    noooooooooooo

  • @AsianFoodNerd
    @AsianFoodNerd 11 місяців тому +12

    🌟Anyone catch the EASTER EGG: flying coffee cup 1:34 🌟

  • @pb_and_nutella
    @pb_and_nutella 11 місяців тому +2

    Wow, I could've bought a coffee shop with one year's tuition and I would actually have a job four years later instead of a large, thick piece of paper that I literally haven't looked at once!

  • @straightup7up
    @straightup7up 7 місяців тому +1

    Colleges are not recipients of student loan payments - they receive tuition fees in full from lenders.

  • @TihetrisWeathersby
    @TihetrisWeathersby 11 місяців тому +19

    A university doesn't need 10 billion dollars

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 11 місяців тому +9

      Of course they do. A university is not a university without a big dj center now is it?

    • @TihetrisWeathersby
      @TihetrisWeathersby 11 місяців тому

      ​@@MustraOrdowonder where that money is going to

  • @letsgoOs1002
    @letsgoOs1002 11 місяців тому +6

    Now do the university of Texas which has the largest endowment. That school should be free for anyone in texas

    • @littlekirby6
      @littlekirby6 11 місяців тому

      Agreed, that's one of the reasons why I didn't consider going to UT. My family didn't make a lot of money, and because of that, private universities ended up being a better deal. If I remember right, UT would have cost like $10k per year, but the financial aid offered from other private universities I got into knocked their tuition down to like $5k to $6k

  • @NeuroticPengu
    @NeuroticPengu 10 місяців тому +1

    someone needs to investigate that pylon at 4:20

  • @AmandaabnamA
    @AmandaabnamA 7 місяців тому +2

    My "elite liberal arts college" bragged about their huge endowment, but never explained why we should care and ignored student protests to divest in oil

    • @Uruz2012
      @Uruz2012 Місяць тому

      Sat through a speech by the Chancellor of Housing at a state university. He was bragging about how much money they spent on a new building so far. Meanwhile, they refused to provide the janitors, the crowd he was talking to, with glass cleaner or floor cleaning chemicals.
      Just use hot water. I'm sorry but that isn't cleaning, that's rinsing.

  • @koffeinekyle
    @koffeinekyle 10 місяців тому +1

    Dan Toomey mentioning Connecticut in any fashion has made my year. Thank you, and Good Work 🎉

  • @JP345etc
    @JP345etc 11 місяців тому +3

    The same with income as with race discrimination, giving aid to a few token individuals per year does not help, but it reinforces the problem. Tokens from excluded castes are weaponized by the ruling caste, they perpetuate the lie that anyone has the same opportunities "if they work hard enough".
    The truth is, you can get good education outside "prestigious" schools. Getting a degree from these is the modern (but literal) equivalent of buying a title of nobility.
    If you try or want to get a prestigious degree, you're actually encouraging the problem. Even if you do it without money from a disadvantage.
    Of course a prestigious degree *will* land you better jobs. 🙂Just like titles of nobility used to. If you play the game right you could even end up in one of those boards, yum. Or in Congress.

  • @JesseBrohinsky
    @JesseBrohinsky 11 місяців тому +2

    One thing i would like to know is if these restricted donations are taxed. I know for churches if you donate for a specific purpose (without the ability for the church to reallocate those funds) that donation is taxable.

  • @seanmccabe5619
    @seanmccabe5619 2 місяці тому

    My God you're funny! Your comedic timing; s impeccable and the little blurbs that pop up are rib crackingly funny.
    My two favorite things: the content. Always great break downs of the issue. Also the constant reporting in front of the dumpster. You are hilarious.
    OK, another favorite: your stick footage used in every video of you "listening intently and nodding"
    I wonder how many people contribute to these wonderful videos, or is it just you?
    This is one of my favorite channels!