Neil Hamburger on the Pros and Cons of COVID-19
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- Опубліковано 21 гру 2024
- America's Funny Man Neeeeeil Hamburger gets on the horn with the holy trinity to give us the good and the bad about the Coronavirus lockdown.
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When you got shows like Neil Hamburger in them, you can't lose!
haha, one of my favorite lines
Hey that's that line with Tom Cruise in it!
I am conflicted every time a video of these guys has either a play on that or a comment about five bags. I want people to have fun, but it seems like a pretty constant joke in every Tim/Gregg/Neil video on UA-cam as the top comment, so it is Funny but when you scour the net for stuff it puts you in the position of seeing it a lot.
@@chatsidefires I like jokes, they make me laugh.
@@bardsamok9221 Jokes make me laugh. People running seven year old jokes into the ground don't. How would you feel being Tim knowing people are going to quote one old joke for the rest of your life at the top of everything you ever do?
Congrats Tim, Doug, and Vic on getting one of the awards that they give to these types of shows!
More than one, even
Probably even more than, than even 2 even more than 2 awards maybe I bet. Awards they get they have you know an awesome show great job. 5 bags of popcorn and uh 3 cups of Neil's hair grease. Good stuff. Stuff is goooood amirighhhht?
Gregg is hilarious. His character on On Cinema makes me laugh every time I think about him. I can't say how many times I've just started cracking up in my bed while trying to sleep because I thought of Gregg Turkington.
I mean I’m a GreggHead like any other viewer should be, but I don’t get how that’s relevant? Maybe another TimHead is trying to slander Gregg without him being here to defend himself? This video is wholly unrelated to Gregg, who would never join Tim, the man who never talks about the Movies!!!
I uh just figured out who Neil hamburger is after seeing every on cinema episode....shit
Totally unrelated since Gregg isn't in this show. It's Tim Heidecker, Vic Berger and Neil Hamburger here so am I missing something?
Who the hell is Gregg Turkington?
I usually just cry in bed because I wish I could wake up as someone else
neil is a treasure. i’ve heard that from multiple sources.
I've been advocating that for YEARS
I’ve been getting a lot of emails from people who are very happy with Neil and his segment on the show.
Someone should give Neil a job on the next GTA soundtrack.
Holy shit yes
@THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION i can't imagine being so stupid and reactionary that you think Grand Theft fucking Auto is "SJW"
THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION ya gta5 was only the highest selling form of entertainment in history, but gta6 will be trash...
Hes in secret chiefs
@THE TRUTH IS REAL RADIO TELEVISION How would that happen? The creators are the complete antithesis of SJWs and will most certainly mock SJWs.
Saw him before a Mr Bungle gig in 2000. Some great RHCP material in there at the time.
Oh, that is so funny. What did they play?
Love mr bungle and love gregg
Gregg was Mr. Bungle's tour manager . Also look up Mr Bungle beef with RHCP.
Mr. bungle! nice reference
Chor-Dan Piotyrsohn No fucking way.. What a small world
It’s kind of crazy when you think about it that Neil Hamburger precedes not only Tim and Eric and Tom goes to the mayor, but even Mr Show
Ever notice that Gregg and Neil have never been in the same room at the same time. Must be because Gregg is usually at the VFA preserving these classic films
Why would Greg care about stand up comedy? He’s got better things to do, like watch movies!
Tim is completely manic. He treats his co-worker Greg Turkington like an in-the-way stage prop, then he turns around and treats Mr. Hamburger, a taxi driver, like an esteemed gentleman. I just don't understand you, Tim.
It is so refreshing to find some Greggheads again
"On location," my dudez!
Gregg is a career criminal, it's understandable
@@jackjohnson5714 You're right. Maybe they see a little more eye-to-eye.
Hamburger is a working stand up comedian, who are all esteemed gentlemen, regardless of their ability to cook a radish / cookie through their stupid addiction.
Mr Hamburger, your insights on sidewalk corn nuts changed my life ❤ t
Neil indirectly complaining about how comedians like him suck is just so brilliantly executed. Even Tim can't resist laughing.
“They don’t know how to cook a radish for instance.” Priceless
I needed some Neil in my life. Greetings from The Netherlands.
Mee eens
@@NobodyCaresALot lik men bruine anjer
We're not talking about where we're from right now
"Neil Hamburger is a really good funny-man"
-Sun Tzu
"Neil Funnyburger is a really good ham-man"
-Sun Tzu Pork Products
Neil's sources are like money in the bank. So pre-congratulations Tim and crew!
Now that's a saliva inducing product line! 💦
I'm hearing all this second hand
come to think of it I've never seen Neil Hamburger and Greg Turkington in the same room
It is well known in Hollywood circles that they despise each other. Something went south on a production deal, Gregg did some shady business.
God no!
Yeah they aren't on speaking terms
I heard they don't get along, huge egos. Comedy buff vs. movie buff.
I don’t know how to cook a radish either. Could we get a cooking segment going over some basic radish handling??
Doug being a good lil puppy holding back on his droppings to keep the air clean for us to eat up some prime prime Hamburger
hamburger heads rejoice!
Tripp Spencer heads rejoice!
I freak for Hamburger
@chim choo ree great to see another marble buff in tim/cinema/turkington land
@@metrodonkey8093 There must be something going on in the algorithm. I just came from another video that showed RN3's big rally victory.
I give Neil's call in 5 backs of popcorn
🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 and maybe a little hamburger 🍔 because I think Neil did a really good job staying on topic.
Gregg is like Tim in that he can adlib go on about anything and it's hilarious and it works. On cinema is some of the funniest shit I've seen.
"a radish, for instance"
This is amazing. I can't believe you got Neil Hamburger on here. There's nothing he says that isn't absolutely true.
my first time seeing Mr. Hamburger was when he emceed the FNM reunion shows in 2010. Tim, Neil, and Mike Patton would be the three people I'd wanna have dinner with.
Hey Guys
I feel like Neil has brought up these “awards” more than once, unless I’m watching this for a second time
The guy that does the David Lynch impersonation. Get the guy that does that David Lynch impression. Get 'em in there. Go get 'em. Please. I'm beggin' ya, here. I will die.
Wait is this the guy from Entertainment?
Oh my fucking god. I just realized Neil Hamburger is Greg Turkington.
No Crrrrrraaaannnnberry sauce...
Are you live often? When I was in highschool I bought seasons 1 & 2 of your show on my iPhone 1. I love you pep pep. Plibt.
You definitely don't wanna touch a microphone after one of the Doobie Brothers.
I'm sure that my sources are correct.
Neil Hamburger, is that guy still around? Last I heard, he was left for dead in Malaysia..
What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a saber tooth tiger?
An extinct fingerer?
I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.
lmaoo i love that joke
What's the track during opening of video? Thanks
This is gonna make international headlines
Duncan Trussell was supposed to be in this episode but there were tech diffs and the didn't end up interviewing him. I wonder if Neil's complaints about the pot-addicted comedians was intended to be a jab at Duncan Trussell.
I'd love to see Neil Hamburger on the Duncan Trussell podcast.
neil hamburger is my hero . He tells it like I want it to be
sorry i am drunk but i hate them
I was counting the minutes until he mentioned the Doobie Brothers.
I’d really like to see Neil appear as a guest on On Cinema. I think he’d get along well with Greg.
I’d like to see Gregg review the 1992 classic “Hijinx” starring Robert Duvall, Shelley Long, and Bette Midler as
the Ringmaster.
Neil is the best. I miss poolside chats.
HEY GUYS
I really hate when Amazon runs out of chocolate chip cookies.
i hate it when they run out of nacho cheese doritos i literal live of them
This should have you getting flooded with fan mail.
I don’t know if I should ask this but it’s a serious question did Neil Hamburger invent the hamburger or was he just named after it.
I wanted the interview to be way longer for some reason.
It is true when they say psychopaths wear bowties. Lol.
This host guy is a shoe in for the Steve Bannon biopic
Listening to Neil's spiels had me laughing harder than I have laughed in literally 18 years.
Gregg rolls up says run time of Airport 79
This advice is worth five bags of popcorn, Gregg ....err Neil.
It’s too bad that Neil isn’t just handed the helm for at least half of every one of these podcasts. His jokes age like a fine cigar snuffed out and put in tin foil for a year in garage and found while searching for tools to liquify the family after smashing them to bits with a steel toe boot.
Light it up and remember better times.
#giveneilthepodcast
I saw Neil open for Puscifer
I got a postcard from Neil last week. Lol An Anonymous friend sent it to me and I still can't figure out who it was.
Office Hours for Oscer!
Office Hours for Gremmy!
cornnut lol
i love you neil hamburger
Haha and he calls KISS CYST!
Hey guys!
Saw these two derelicts at the Verde Club in SF. It was a real hoot
i love that neck sock
Neil hamburger is jesse ventura w/ dentures
What the fuck is this hidden gold.
That head looks faxed.
NEIL HAMBURGER!
This is much better than when he was on Greg Gutfield’s show
Raise a glass #hamburgerheads !
What can I say
8:10...
This is gold!!! I love Neil Hamburger, check the shout out from him on my page
oh man hamburger is the bestest!!!
You've heard of Neil Hamburger, but have you heard of Phil Hotdog?
I'm more of a Charles Cuttlet guy
Can’t cook a radish
Gregg Turkington
Finally
I got a flappy face
Gene Simmons is getting to look like Ayn Rand a bit more everyday. Next he will wear course, horse haired sofa jackets and chain smoke discount mentholated cigarettes.
hope yer banking jokes!!
Pickle Potato
Q: is it socially acceptable to hide neck chins with scarves now?
Amelia Fart says so
To the person doing the sound effects over Neil's bits; just stop. It's not adding anything, in fact it's distracting.
It's also Hack Radio 101, so do yourself a favour and eliminate that from your repertoire.
The hamburger family is very like um cook. Codeine and hamburgers. Morphine comics. Yeaauuuooopeeeeddderr$$$$$$$$$ I'm rich. Yo.
He should costar with Chip Chipperson
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You guys should get jobs.
Edward Simmonds you should get a blob
Dreadful.
Hey guys!