Cynthia's Shopping Guide: Nail Polish (comedy, ASMR, southern accent)
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- Опубліковано 24 кві 2024
- Welcome to Cynthia's Shopping Guide-- The home shopping network inspired, ASMR-Comedy series of your dreams! This weeks hot product is boutique nail polish. Settle in for rambling, oversharing, and 32 shades of nail polish. (Featuring Mooncat and ILNP. This video is not sponsored.)
[comedy, character, ASMR, improv, nail polish, soft spoken, whisper, nails, rambling, skit, fiction, acting, southern accent, etc...] - Розваги
As a licensed nail technician of 23 years, I am so grateful that Cynthia has made my life exponentially easier with this guide.
“Any woman could wear this, even a dead one” is echoing in my head with no sign of stopping
Poetry fr
"if your looking for a pink that matches the Lesbian flag.............Or something else." I'm dead.
As a lesbian, I feel seen.
This was so specific 🤣 I loved this part
I am between the ages of 0 and 99 and looking to buy/apply nail polish. Thank goodness for Cynthia's Shopping Guide to guide me.
I too am between the ages of 0 and 99.
And I too agree that Cynthia is an angel sent from god to bless us with her knowledge
We need to get to the bottom of the mystery as to why women age 100+ shouldn't wear this polish.
@@jacobd1984 agreed
"and you cant be spooky all the time if you're a mommy" and then the cut had me dying
She hasn't found that corner of the internet yet.
i was a about to comment the same thing lmaooo
Betrayal from Dennison was not on my 2024 bingo card
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I know 😢 I’m unfollowing him ASAP
I loved Dennison, I'm so disappointed to hear about their breakup.
There was a post on the snark reddit saying he cheated with her cousin Amy, but take that with a grain of salt since I haven't been able to confirm.
Caroline trying to get the camera to focus on the nail polish has me rolling on the floor 😂
That had me cackling the entire video
who's caroline? i only see cynthia and her extremely helpful shopping guide
the diving further and further out of frame for it to focus is sending me into orbit 😭
Talking about how you could gave spent more time focusing on Dennison when you're spending half this video launching yourself out of frame to get things into focus 😂
"and jacob elordi... he's just a boy..." the way i had to pause the video bc i couldn't stop laughing
“Sorry if you heard that. There was a guttural sound in my throat” lolol
Literally that one got meeeee
Comedy ASMR is the only ASMR that actually gives me ASMR lol.
Yes same! It’s unexpected and keeps me engaged. Some of my faves are Olive ASMR, SouthernASMR Sounds, Jaiden Aliana, Cicada Whispers, RainbowCat ASMR, inkonthewillow, and Figment ASMR. I feel like I collect them like precious gems, ever since I found Danny Docile in like 2014
@@redherring24 thanks for these recommendations! I’ll check them out!
@@flamingbobacat fredsvoice ASMR is also good
Sameee
How many times can you say ASMR on the same sentence
Not Cynthia calling Caroline a tawdry name 🤣
Tawwwwwdre
“Intoxicating tyunes” is a career highlight
Love Cynthia talking about Dennison in the middle of the video
This voice/character sent me back to waking up at 1am on my grandmothers couch after i had fallen asleep. She left her tv on 24/7 because she didnt know how to use the remote to turn it back on again. She only played the game show channel and whatever channel played nothing but fearmongering medical "advice". But all the same in the wee hours of the morning some soft-spoken woman would be trying to sell me the latest step-in tub or skin cream and this brought me right back to that. You've really nailed the cadence.
She said “some place exotic… like Myrtle Beach”. I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
I decided to watch this instead of "the light-house" staring Willem Defoe
Good choice, but def go back and watch it!! I loved that movie! It’s odd… took me a hot minute to get into it Bc it’s black and white and just more of an artistic piece with little dialog, but it really was very good. Caroline is still better lol 🤷🏻♀️
traumatic movie
Hi Cyn, sorry to hear about Dennison. 💔 Nice polishes and your voice & stories are very relaxing! Great idea to lean away to get the camera to focus, you're a true professional.
- Yours Sincerely, A Sometimes Spooky Mama.
If sponsorships are something you’d like to consider, you should definitely do another video like this with whatever sponsored product. I am not ashamed to admit that Cynthia convinced me to purchase the Charmingly Purple polish. Thanks, Cynthia!
Same. I am very much out of the loop and hadn’t even heard of these brands. Of course I looked them up and browsed their offerings 💅🏻✨💕
Sweet Cynthia making awkward eye contact with the camera as she slowly slides her head out of frame so the mail comes into focus absolutely sent me over the edge 😂 It was like a slow-mo fall with eye contact.
Caroline you are the master of these! I used to watch ASMR for the tingles, but as my southern gma would say “you rurnt me!” None of them work except your videos now! WHEN you make it big, please never stop making these! 🖤🖤🖤
Watching as this video goes from "wow she's really hung up on her ex" to "oh, no, this is a major character flaw actually" 😂😂😂
We used to make fun of influencers for putting their hand behind small items, i understand now it was so the camera would focus on it
I owe them an apology
There's something kinda comforting about hearing somebody speak in a southern accent Not about anything politically charged or whatever
You're 💯 on that 😂. Nice change of pace.
Oh..nice Dale Gribble reference!
The southern accent tends to be comforting to a lot of people because they associate it with people who's culture it is to be polite and friendly. For example i tens to accosiate southern accents with nice church ladies who are motherly and would totally adopt you on the spot no questions asked. Very comforting indeed
I can’t believe Dennison done and went to Applebees without you 😭
Ultimate betrayal
knowing that your asmr roleplays are improvised makes the dennison storyline so much funnier. love love love this video, thank you for posting! :)
Maybe it's because I'm tired but I am CRACKING UP at her trying to focus the camera on the polish. Lying in bed giggling uncontrollably.
10:05 the nail polish not focusing is just so funny to me 😭😭😭 and then after the silence. “Dennis was not cheating on me”
i keep falling asleep watching this but i always come back to it to finish it. i love how she just starts trauma dumping in the middle of the nail polishes out of allison's hat. i love how she has to specify that it's allison's hat every single time. it makes it feel so real like this is a real person with real friends and not just a character you're playing. i need to hear all of the Dennison lore. and i need another one of these videos, like. pronto
luv u caroline
I laughed out loud in delighted shock at “if you’re looking to match the lesbian flag,” because I always am!! Props to my fellow recent singleton Cynthia, still slaying despite her hurt feelings! Love your channel so much, hope you’re doing great!
the focusing i’m dead
I love how you don't do a lot of edits or cuts, but it also seems like a lot of your videos are not scripted or minimally scripted. It's a very authentic style and I think it fits you well.
Charmingly purple WOULD look good with a book, Cynthia. You're so right
Someone explain to me how this is the only product review that actually has me looking up the brands. Cause Ngl the colors actually are awesome. But the wheezing laughter is even better. “You don’t have to be a destructive person. Someone like- a construction worker- or something” 100/10 video as usual.
"anything to do with paper would go great with this color" sent me
Not me, a nail polish collector, clicking on the vid because of seeing swatch sticks in the thumbnail & being delighted by seeing it was you doing a comedy video. I love the video and also love that you actually have all these polishes lol
I loooove you leaning off into the void! 🤣 like this character won’t just get a piece of paper/use b-reel footage/ change the focus! Thanks as always for the relaxing entertainment.
Yes, let’s call that a character choice instead of me not thinking of those things.
@@carolineeasomWas tryna give you credit!!! I love the whole thing.
@@carolineeasom☠️
I just had the worst day ever and I come home to find out I'm early to a Caroline easom video? My day is the best ever now❤❤
I hope you like it 💜
Uh oh, this doesn’t help my decision on whether I want to paint my nails or take a depression nap
Depression nap, always
“And Jacob Elordi. He’s just a boy…He’s a tall boy but that doesn’t mean he’s not a boy.” Your sense of humor never fails to impress me 🤣🤣🤣
Turning on notifications was a brilliant decision
Gosh, I really enjoyed this one!!! The continued stopping and glancing towards unplanned sounds was PEAK COMEDY😂
Please do more Cynthia's Shopping Guide videos!! I can't tell you how many times I've watched this video because of how relaxing it is. 😁😴
It just occurred to me that your ASMR characters almost invariably feel totally earnest even though they're wildly different from each other.
It's my favourite style, the more earnest but ridiculous the better
This video couldn't have come at a better time! It's my mom's birthday this week and her name is Caroline too. So naturally, I ordered the Caroline nail polish for her! 😂💅
I really should have tried to get this sponsored 😂
@@carolineeasomI think Cynthia wouldn't want her viewers to think she was being bribed. She seems to value her credibility so much. That being said, I totally would have used your code at checkout ❤
I feel like you put your brain on a shelf to record this and I mean that in the BEST WAY!!
The heat miser comment was so much funnier because it didn't look like hin much at all (to me at least). Your comedy amazes me, nothing makes me laugh as much as your comedy asmr.
3:04 when she was cracking up I died 🤣
Caroline I’ve been watching your ASMR videos all day and they’ve helped my autistic burnout from this week loads so it made my day to come back home and see you posted a new one!!! thank you for being you and doing what you do 💗💗
Oh Dennison, that frawg 🐸!
I love your content so much! I don't know how you manage to pull off ASMR and quirky comedy at the same time but it's amazing and always makes me laugh!
I am so proud to share my name with a nail polish appropriate for teenagers, octogenarians, and Craigs. 🥺
You are such an intelligent writer and hilarious performer! I saw your short about this video and I’m so glad I came to watch!
Thank you oh wise Cynthia for this genius shopping guide
I loved the line about Caroline being a tawdry name
This character reminds me of Luanne from King of the Hill but in an alternate universe 😭
this is so relaxing yet so hilarious. i genuinely KEEP cracking up. may be my favorite video you've ever put out and you are genuinely a gifted actor
Thank you so much! It’s my favorite ASMR I’ve ever put out. It’s the only video I’ve ever made that I got tingles from while editing 😂
@@carolineeasom wow i really love that😹😹
This is exactly the video i needed. Ive been searching for an orange boutique polish for months. Thanks Cynthia!
I literally just bought some Mooncat polishes for the first time today. Love a coincidence
This character cracked me up!!! Loved this video!! 🤣🤣💚💚
How does Dennison resist her stunning blue eyes?
Wow I rarely do nail polish-green and purple girlie it’s very true! the purples, malstorm and forest greens looks amazing and for fair complexions too
💜 💚 ✨
Nevermind the beauty video hand up to focus the camera. Leaning back and ducking under the camera dramatically is in fact where it's at.
Omg please post these vids on spotify 🙏 🙏 ❤❤❤ I have to go to a no wifi spot in a few months and your the only person who can make me fall asleep like that 😅🫰
I think we both cracked up at “even a dead one” lol
Omg when i saw cynthia i was so confused, thats also the name of the dissembodied styrofoam head that lives in the band room, i thought my friend colin had posted something on his youtube channel
I think that may be the most band kid thing ever. 😂
(My school has a tin can bird named Bert. They celebrate his birthday…)
@@Under_The_Toca_Tree yessss tell bert I say hi and Cynthia sends her regards
@@Dumbdumbfox Will do👍🏻
I cant atop laughing. Thank you for sharing. Allison's hat, alone at apple bees, a sound in your throat. Every moment is so funny. 😂
Love seeing the Holo Taco and Mooncat in a video! Collecting them is my guilty pleasure 😂
i am planning to hold champagne sometime soon
the constantly randomly bringing up Dennison again & again I’m dying 😭
Always nice to have polish for the postal workers! Haha
Your hair has looked so good recently! I could only dream of my curls looking so good
14:44 so, so honoured by this cameo
I had to pause the video at like 4:15 or so bc I was laughing so hard at your attempting to get the camera to focus on the swatches 🤣🤣 you are so dedicated and this vid is great… thank you caroline!! 💞
This is my new fav video by you - plz make this a series!!
This video made my whole week!! Also that man is horrendous for going to the Applebee's alone 😂😂
It made my hole strong
“I think that’s gorgeous of me honestly.”
Oh my gosh, I don't know why I wasn't expecting actual boutique nail polish, but when you opened with Mooncat I perked right up. I own their entire product line at this point. I'm even wearing The Sea Between Us from their Siren collection right now.
Probably because last time when I said we were doing makeup, I pulled out my k-cups
@@carolineeasom That is an excellent point 😂
Time for a second watch bc I didn’t stay awake the whole video the first time around 😤
I am passionate about blue. Catch me outside Cynthia.
Thank you Cynthia for aiding in my nail polish shopping. Bless you
She's back and better than ever!! I love your ASMR so much and especially your southern accent!
The attempt to lean out of the frame to get the camera to focus on the nail polishes has me absolutely rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hilarious omen that at the beginning of showing numerous mail swatches, the first one would not focus. I could imagine you thinking "this is going to be a struggle for the entire video."
Goddess Easom back at it with another iconic video! Loving all the new content, thanks for all your hard work ❤️
I’m obsessed with these comedy asmr videos pls never stop making them 🙏
Thanks for the hat Allison :)
It really is Allison’s hat. Her name is Allison Reese. Her Kamala Harris impression videos go viral a lot.
I have watched this video 15 times. I NEED more Cynthia 🙏🏻😩
I can't express how much i love this
The commentary of the mother’s bad advice…..lolol
I can already tell I’m going to love this… instant “unintentional” asmr tingles 😊😌
I LOVE your ASMR. Southern accent is the my fav. Thank you for putting blame on Justin, he dropped the ball on that one.
The purple eyeshadow is a slay Caroline
I love this so much. I can’t believe I find this relaxing despite how funny it is. Instant like hahhaha. more of these please!
your southern accent videos are my absolute favorite!
i have been bombarded with mooncat ads and i want to buy them so fkn bad thank you cynthia
21:21 "it's a business shoe type of color" 😂
I’m so excited! I love when you post ASMR! ❤
It's so funny cause people really are like this. You nailed it.
Love the lesbian flag color nail polishes 😂
11:57 We love a queen who owns herself so hard she breaks character! 😂 You're the best, Ms. Easom. Please don't ever change!
Whenever someone calls me Ms.Easom, I wonder if it’s one of my former students. I taught first grade from 2017-2021. But I also taught improv after school and some of the 6th graders I taught are nearly 18 now 🥹😭