My Friends Pierce My Ear!

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  • Опубліковано 29 лис 2018
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    My made my friends give me a DIY cosmetic makeover...or my ear at least. It did not go great. I am so excited for you to see this failure of a an ear makeover. I am not meant to wear earrings. It is simply not meant to be. ENJOY!
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  • @thejesuschrist
    @thejesuschrist 5 років тому +18967

    Anyone who knows me, knows that I'm totally into piercings. Looks great! You are a sexy sexy man. 😇

    • @dudebrohoneybun5846
      @dudebrohoneybun5846 5 років тому +935

      I have a question. If someone says "Jesus Christ" in the comment section, can you tell?

    • @michellekimberling3405
      @michellekimberling3405 5 років тому +158

      @@dudebrohoneybun5846 omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @yesno4908
      @yesno4908 5 років тому +285

      Omg JESUS IT'S YOU

    • @izzyskull0598
      @izzyskull0598 5 років тому +166

      Ahhhhh ITS JESUS 😍😭

    • @jazzybloom
      @jazzybloom 5 років тому +33

      SKJLSSKSKSKSKS

  • @hourtohournotetonote
    @hourtohournotetonote 4 роки тому +7123

    i'm still asking everytime WHY Garrett is still single, he's the funniest and sweetest guy ever-

    • @Cibernetize
      @Cibernetize 4 роки тому +217

      He keeps matching with people on Tinder/Bumble but he never messages them

    • @leomrrsh
      @leomrrsh 4 роки тому +8

      Sammyy uwu ikr!

    • @mohawkdog7295
      @mohawkdog7295 4 роки тому +41

      Ikr I wish I could be his gay(or lesbian idk people call it both) best friend!

    • @tonipajamas763
      @tonipajamas763 4 роки тому +97

      He ghosts people like he ghosts us

    • @hourtohournotetonote
      @hourtohournotetonote 4 роки тому +5

      @@mohawkdog7295 i thINk wE aLl dO,😭

  • @Chloe-hv3pu
    @Chloe-hv3pu 4 роки тому +8592

    I feel like Andrew is the only person in the world that’s actually laughing when they text: lol, lmao or hahahah

    • @sophierr967
      @sophierr967 4 роки тому +123

      Seven omg you just put him into words...

    • @slotheecoffeeyt9268
      @slotheecoffeeyt9268 4 роки тому +68

      I just got snapped
      I don't exist anymore
      Good bye

    • @wuttheunicorn1846
      @wuttheunicorn1846 4 роки тому +34

      SlotheeCoffee YT ok but that’s a MOOD 24/7 💀

    • @toastified
      @toastified 4 роки тому +9

      ._. You just called me out on sooo many levels... ;-;

    • @patryciapyczko6937
      @patryciapyczko6937 4 роки тому +10

      I do the same lmaoo

  • @amelia8236
    @amelia8236 4 роки тому +5409

    “i have a high pain tolerance, i broke my leg and only cried for *two days* “

    • @ellaward2226
      @ellaward2226 4 роки тому +65

      his arm lol

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 роки тому +16

      ella ward and he said ‘almost’ lmao

    • @ellaward2226
      @ellaward2226 4 роки тому +2

      @@Kat-qr7hv no

    • @ellaward2226
      @ellaward2226 4 роки тому +15

      @@Kat-qr7hv how can he break his almost

    • @Kat-qr7hv
      @Kat-qr7hv 4 роки тому +6

      ella ward assuming sarcasm but I’m never sure anymore

  • @oddlyawkwardcas6640
    @oddlyawkwardcas6640 4 роки тому +6831

    Us previously: psh hand sanitizer on your belt? *wack*
    Us now: he wAS RIGHT

    • @oddlyawkwardcas6640
      @oddlyawkwardcas6640 4 роки тому +48

      I've never had more than 3 likes wtf
      Edit: thERES 49 NOW WHAT??
      Edit2: WTF IS HAPPENING THERES SO MANY
      Edit3: I know these are annoying but this makes me so happy lmao
      I HAVE NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES

    • @bells4419
      @bells4419 4 роки тому +8

      OddlyAwkwardCas lmaooo

    • @gaminggirls5439
      @gaminggirls5439 4 роки тому +5

      OddlyAwkwardCas oh yeah

    • @gaminggirls5439
      @gaminggirls5439 4 роки тому +27

      I also like how as soon as I saw the hand sanitizer on the bent I right away went to the comments lol

    • @oddlyawkwardcas6640
      @oddlyawkwardcas6640 4 роки тому +5

      @@gaminggirls5439 I DID TOO

  • @liv8691
    @liv8691 4 роки тому +1608

    Him: and I carry hand sanitizer on my belt, to fight germs
    Me in 2020: how did he know...

  • @miranda13c
    @miranda13c 3 роки тому +728

    I’m so glad that Garrett and Andrew remained friends and seem to be even closer now that they are free and have their own podcast together, which is great. You can tell that they are genuine best friends. Garrett appears to be so much more happy and free to actually be himself and talk about what he wants without his personality being used as a joke and a way to constantly mock him because that is apparently “comedy” since it’s just so “nerdy” to like Harry Potter.

    • @libbykhalid5397
      @libbykhalid5397 3 роки тому +7

      I never really got a clear answer but are Shane and Garrett still in anyway friends?

    • @sk3lli3gvtz
      @sk3lli3gvtz 3 роки тому +13

      @@libbykhalid5397 I don't think so.

    • @morganfaye187
      @morganfaye187 3 роки тому +33

      Shane deffo treated garrett and drew like shit in the videos its awful to watch now I'm not a kid. Fun fact garett actually knew Andrew before shane also.... Gabbie Hannah dated Andrew.

    • @guuuut
      @guuuut 2 роки тому +36

      Oh stfu, they were all mocking each other, even Garret to Shane. Clearly they were all just good friends and felt save enough to do so, but they also accepted each other's insecurities and were dead serious about it once necessary.

    • @tinyybiceps
      @tinyybiceps 2 роки тому +13

      yeah people can analyze on-camera relationships all they want but it's never fully indicative of real life dynamics. whatever went on behind the scenes i hope garrett and andrew are doing well

  • @Chigeyn
    @Chigeyn 4 роки тому +5953

    Garrett fighting Corona already back then with his handy dandy hand sanitizer on his belt

    • @nessadt4
      @nessadt4 4 роки тому +12

      i was thinkin bout that when he said that

    • @leoniepoole802
      @leoniepoole802 4 роки тому +12

      I love that this was 2 months ago and still relevant

    • @hahakakaoskdbbd9648
      @hahakakaoskdbbd9648 3 роки тому +2

      I mean.. influenza exists

    • @Waywardmountain
      @Waywardmountain 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha I literally thought the same

    • @jillian15112
      @jillian15112 3 роки тому +1

      I came here to say this, thank you for your service

  • @user-es6gz3my9q
    @user-es6gz3my9q 4 роки тому +3059

    Professional piercer here... the thing about “you could get paralyzed” absolutely 100% false.

    • @urnansbuttcheeks5904
      @urnansbuttcheeks5904 4 роки тому +205

      Yh Ik but it's something to tell ur friend when they want to pierce their ear themselves. It'll scare them so they won't be stupid and pierce their ear and get an infection 🤣

    • @urnansbuttcheeks5904
      @urnansbuttcheeks5904 4 роки тому +52

      Venus Ik but if they wanted a piercing they should get it done professionally because that's a lot safer. I don't want them getting an infection because it's not exactly a nice experience

    • @ML-yn9yu
      @ML-yn9yu 4 роки тому +38

      I surprised you could stand to watch this video.

    • @notyep_
      @notyep_ 4 роки тому +23

      yeah my mom pierced her own ears when she was a kid without ice. she did 6 piercings including a cartilage and she didn’t get paralyzed

    • @davidjones9191
      @davidjones9191 3 роки тому +11

      If get an infection anywhere on face or head you can get Bell's Palsey. Facts. Causes facial twiches and paralysis. Google it.

  • @daisyk-s3623
    @daisyk-s3623 3 роки тому +416

    garretts google history:
    Iron giant mini figures
    thanos nudes
    rami malik interview
    woman holding a glass of wine
    how to steal a lizard
    kill bill full movie free

    • @grey4570
      @grey4570 3 роки тому +24

      This is the gayest search history tho I’m laughing so hard

    • @sarahorourke957
      @sarahorourke957 3 роки тому +7

      And armie hammers thigh 😂

    • @chaoticghost2959
      @chaoticghost2959 3 роки тому +10

      *In addition*
      Quirky earrings
      All harry potter movies repeat
      Fake moustaches
      Cedric diggory wand
      Thrift stores near me
      Earth tones
      Clutter core
      Funny shirts

    • @davidkaplan9946
      @davidkaplan9946 3 роки тому

      My Google history 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @diannegalindo4154
    @diannegalindo4154 3 роки тому +324

    Shane: It’s stuck
    Garett: It’s ok
    Ryland: Can’t take it off
    Garett: We’ll be calm
    Andrew: Probably gonna have a infection
    Garett: Ok

  • @Cak3z
    @Cak3z 5 років тому +1925

    Garrett, do you realise that NO ONE on youtube can get away with not posting any content for months... except you... Imagine what you could do, what you could BECOME with even a weekly video. It seems as no one unsubscribes because they are patiently waiting for our ray of sunshine to pop up on our feeds. We don't expect you to post... and you might even be onto something by keeping us waiting... but please don't make us wait... we love and miss you.

    • @emmamonarrez9518
      @emmamonarrez9518 5 років тому +36

      u right! if u take a look at his social blade his channel has just kept growing despite his absence. i miss him so much. he is so so loved and i know he would do so amazing with a better upload schedule.

    • @brittanycheri8900
      @brittanycheri8900 5 років тому +10

      I'm here to agree ♥️ I'll be waiting for however long 😂☕

    • @annny6465
      @annny6465 5 років тому +5

      Actually you can get away with not posting heck you could go years without posting and get away with it but I'm just saying I've seen many people do it but I'm not saying I don't want him to upload i really do.

    • @4NG3L1QU3
      @4NG3L1QU3 5 років тому +5

      I agree that he's a special boy this one. But, he's not the only one. Myself and over 1m subs I've been patiently waiting for TriggeredTro to come out of his coma for about a year now. He just disappeared without explanation, then tweeted in nov. he was coming back... but didn't. 😂 I'm gonna die if he just fucks off.

    • @ernesto11831
      @ernesto11831 5 років тому

      Umm jontron

  • @sydneyerichsen8564
    @sydneyerichsen8564 5 років тому +3644

    Garrett not uploading in 5 months is worse than a breakup

    • @lanaromero3583
      @lanaromero3583 5 років тому +4

      Sydney Erichsen yeah ugh 😪

    • @jakelincastillo7983
      @jakelincastillo7983 5 років тому +6

      True😭😔

    • @katlynnrobinson415
      @katlynnrobinson415 5 років тому +2

      💯💯😭😭😩

    • @ugsdit5296
      @ugsdit5296 5 років тому +28

      and he also isnt in shanes or rylands videos anymore. im utterly saddened

    • @nivrrtakr2891
      @nivrrtakr2891 5 років тому +14

      cannot relate w/ the breakup part but my heart is broken bcause it has been 6 MONTHS GARRETT WHERE TF R U AHAHHAH

  • @alien-td7zc
    @alien-td7zc 3 роки тому +513

    I love how Garrett’s hand sanitizer went from goofy to the hardest flex of the century

  • @katysch
    @katysch 3 роки тому +105

    I wish I was still oblivious.

    • @frostymoss7823
      @frostymoss7823 3 роки тому +6

      me too babe

    • @D3ad.R0ses
      @D3ad.R0ses 3 роки тому +1

      i wish i was oblivious to all the piercing facts they got wrong :/

  • @axandrajoena8974
    @axandrajoena8974 5 років тому +1470

    I miss Garrett. Please be back soon. The "squad' isn't complete without you.

  • @sudmudflaps1794
    @sudmudflaps1794 4 роки тому +5409

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Garrett's search history: "sassy woman sipping wine"

  • @MintyMoxxie
    @MintyMoxxie 4 роки тому +472

    Ryland “is that a Dora the explora DVD case?
    Me: **Dying angry seal noises**
    *Its Spirited away*

  • @bhagya1985
    @bhagya1985 3 роки тому +160

    Shane was safe as long as he was with Garette and Drew.... I feel so sad because Shane, Garette and Drew were my escape route when i was depressed in 2015 to 2017 s

  • @keirasanner6541
    @keirasanner6541 4 роки тому +2165

    Garret: *has piercing gun stuck in ear*
    Also Garret: i’m okay, it’s okay, i’m totally okay.

    • @peanutbutter_pancake
      @peanutbutter_pancake 4 роки тому +33

      I would have started hitting the nearest person and started hyperventilating

    • @lelalightning9757
      @lelalightning9757 4 роки тому +15

      I would have started screaming at everyone and probably ripped it out of my ear. Blood dripping everywhere...and just a peace of flesh hanging there

    • @captainarigatos294
      @captainarigatos294 4 роки тому +5

      That happened to me when I did (It doesn’t hurt)

    • @sleepisfortheweak9907
      @sleepisfortheweak9907 4 роки тому

      Roly would have flipped tf out

    • @ricardogomez7026
      @ricardogomez7026 4 роки тому

      Debris steadfastness ck❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ariannapace4472
    @ariannapace4472 5 років тому +560

    " I actually have a very high pain tolerance. I once broke my arm and only cried for two days."
    - Garrett Watts, 2018 💀

    • @mrosetheallknowing4967
      @mrosetheallknowing4967 5 років тому +2

      garrett is the trash living at the bottom of a dumpster ( a.k.a his house)

    • @No-vf6hx
      @No-vf6hx 5 років тому

      400th

  • @dr4cul414
    @dr4cul414 3 роки тому +105

    i felt SO hurt when Ryland saw the Spirited Away movie case and asked if it was Dora👋👁💧👄💧👁

  • @offplanet740
    @offplanet740 3 роки тому +308

    "we should burn cigarettes on you" wtf shane?

    • @thepainfuljournee
      @thepainfuljournee 3 роки тому +51

      Man anything that Shane does people pick at him, ever heard of a joke? S***, this generation's bunch of weak ass snowflakes

    • @jordanianianianianianiania2875
      @jordanianianianianianiania2875 3 роки тому +113

      @@thepainfuljournee you got so angry... and for what

    • @audreyspidermonkey
      @audreyspidermonkey 3 роки тому +113

      @@thepainfuljournee umm...idk what's snowflake esque about calling out someone who's done a ridiculous amount of racist and pedophilic shit. shane stans will really excuse anything he does, huh.

    • @UrMom-hn4hj
      @UrMom-hn4hj 3 роки тому +40

      @@thepainfuljournee girl you have no talking NOODLE HAIR

    • @anisa-mb5sn
      @anisa-mb5sn 3 роки тому +15

      Journee Jay miss fried yellow hair

  • @gamingwithhannah3706
    @gamingwithhannah3706 5 років тому +631

    *ear infection has entered the chat*

  • @shariamantee
    @shariamantee 5 років тому +626

    Nobody :
    Literally nobody:
    No one at all :
    Nobody in the WORLD :
    Garrett : 😀

    • @bluesparrow92
      @bluesparrow92 5 років тому +15

      I kinda appreciate that about him

    • @alv.869
      @alv.869 5 років тому +6

      I knowws hes the cutest. 🖤

    • @ananyabarya9356
      @ananyabarya9356 5 років тому +9

      Of course, he is a happy boy. He has a resting happy face.

    • @mei-ly4mg
      @mei-ly4mg 5 років тому

      yeS

    • @lilly-kq5oq
      @lilly-kq5oq 5 років тому

      and we love him for it 😭

  • @yangcortes3920
    @yangcortes3920 3 роки тому +1514

    I miss this era. Seeing all the disturbing content Shane put out in his 20s makes my stomach queasy.

    • @crash-ry3eq
      @crash-ry3eq 3 роки тому +187

      Can we not swarm Garrett's comments with stuff relating to Shane and drama? I'd be super annoyed if I was him. Go comment on Shane's social media.

    • @yangcortes3920
      @yangcortes3920 3 роки тому +59

      crash123 first of all, I don’t want to add any more negativity towards Shane. He is exposed. What more do you want? I did my part by unsubscribing and unfollowing him in all platforms. Secondly, can’t I express my feelings towards this video? Shane and the gang got me through a lot of bad stuff in my life. I watched them when I was hospitalized and in suicide watch. Sadly, at that time, I was not aware of all the problematic content Shane had put out on the internet. I DO miss this era. I miss the time when I did not know about all the blackface, pedophilia, etc. I will never see Shane in the same light as I did the first time I watched content from this period. It sucks to have something this fun and light-hearted be tainted by all the crap that we know of today. I am not here to make a scene. I am merely commenting what’s on my mind, which is what the comment section is for.

    • @yangcortes3920
      @yangcortes3920 3 роки тому +21

      Erin S thank you very much for that apology. It’s really sweet considering you were not vocal about your views in the first place. People on the internet are so quick to judge, knowing anonymity can shield them from actual confrontation. It’s good to know there are people like you out there :)
      It’s crucial to hold people like Shane accountable for what they have done. We, as viewers, are culpable if we continue to support racist and etc. personalities online, as our views do add money to their pockets. I wish I had known sooner about Shane and Jeffree’s horrendous past. If I did, I would not have spent my money on the Conspiracy palette and other merch. It saddens me that I unconsciously supported these people when their platforms were built on racism.
      I hope you are safe and healthy too!

    • @ellamaguire9387
      @ellamaguire9387 3 роки тому +63

      This is the most mature comment section I’ve ever seen. I wish everyone could express their opinions maturely, instead of causing debates.

    • @jenellek104
      @jenellek104 3 роки тому +10

      He legit did that like 10 years ago and no one is talking about lil buddy saying the n word like 50 times soooo

  • @mercymainbtw8132
    @mercymainbtw8132 3 роки тому +221

    The clip of morgan putting her hand in boiling water to get the noodle packet is amazing.

    • @perez2362
      @perez2362 Рік тому

      In a big ass pot too lmao I gotta find that video now-

  • @TabathaTaylor
    @TabathaTaylor 5 років тому +317

    Honestly how has Garrett not already been snatched up

    • @Snickerdoodlejust4youdle
      @Snickerdoodlejust4youdle 5 років тому +5

      Exactly he is an entrèe among snacks😍😍😍

    • @jacobverhague2668
      @jacobverhague2668 5 років тому +4

      Bc he hasn't met me

    • @anotherlee_
      @anotherlee_ 5 років тому

      just wait for the adoption papers

    • @ShaluMishra
      @ShaluMishra 5 років тому

      hii 💖💖I’m a small youtuber and I really really want some help with kickstarting my channel. I make vlogs and some honest life videos. Any and every kind of feedback and help would be appreciated 💖🌟 Taylor

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  5 років тому

      RADICAL idk, maybe commitment issues lol

  • @rachellynn7300
    @rachellynn7300 5 років тому +665

    Ok garret... its been 5 months. Almost half a year. We need u. Even if its 20 minutes of an unedited video of u just talking to the camera. U arent unloading, shane isnt uploading. If morgan or ryland stop imma go actually insane. Andrews gonna have to start a channel!!!😂

    • @sauriadino2277
      @sauriadino2277 5 років тому +18

      Rachel Lynn Andrew HAS to start a channel 😂

    • @amourlove2171
      @amourlove2171 5 років тому +3

      Garret has been traveling. Shane is working on thousands of new content and they havent that I know of.

    • @generalmolotovv
      @generalmolotovv 5 років тому +1

      Rachel Lynn Shane’s making his recent video a documentary that’s just the teaser trailer

    • @airi101
      @airi101 5 років тому +1

      Yes at least Morgan and ryland post :'(

    • @CammyKinz
      @CammyKinz 5 років тому +1

      i would LOVE if Andrew made a channel! he is fantastic and funny too

  • @erincook671
    @erincook671 3 роки тому +39

    I’m 3 minutes in and Garret has already mentioned hand sanitiser and armie hammer so much that I’m almost convinced this was filmed in 2021 and not 2018

  • @altruisticmachine5598
    @altruisticmachine5598 2 роки тому +87

    Low-key everyone is rude to him. Keep doing you Garrett . You are a legit ⭐

  • @hannahpinc3789
    @hannahpinc3789 5 років тому +224

    “When I was a little boy...well... I was never that little... I was always pretty big...you know what I mean?”
    Garrett 2018

  • @sillyyerba
    @sillyyerba 5 років тому +375

    Did Ryland really just call Spirited Away Dora the Explorer.... I’m deeply offended

    • @buraneow
      @buraneow 5 років тому +9

      Mari Trombley I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT LIKE THIS I AGREE SO MUCH I-

    • @nicoleduret
      @nicoleduret 5 років тому +7

      I CAME HERE TO SAY THE EXACT SAME THING. I EVEN PAUSED THE VIDEO. I'M SHOOKETH TO THE CORE.

    • @shasca
      @shasca 5 років тому +2

      Agreed

    • @ahaha_i_do_thathehe8390
      @ahaha_i_do_thathehe8390 5 років тому +2

      I am SHOOKETH

    •  5 років тому +5

      We love an uncultured queen

  • @oookrobyn8380
    @oookrobyn8380 3 роки тому +474

    I miss the Garrett, Andrew and Morgan trio :/

    • @aliclarie8872
      @aliclarie8872 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah we need them to Vlog together. But not Shane ❤️

    • @HAINE-
      @HAINE- 3 роки тому +2

      Ali Clarie why not

    • @oookrobyn8380
      @oookrobyn8380 3 роки тому +14

      DEMONFACE LOU dont want him after the way he’s handled all his controversies ✋🏼

    • @HAINE-
      @HAINE- 3 роки тому +2

      xyupdladsx oh yeah ure right

    • @miranda13c
      @miranda13c 3 роки тому +11

      @@oookrobyn8380 Even more so now after the Trisha drama and how Shane was too much of a coward to say anything to Jeffree.

  • @mayleemartin6898
    @mayleemartin6898 3 роки тому +150

    I want to know if Shane and Garrett are still friends because honestly the videos like these with the whole squad are my fav videos and I don’t really like Shane’s videos with Jeffery

    • @howdoesonesocial
      @howdoesonesocial 3 роки тому +35

      Garrett has been shading Shane a little bit >^>
      Basically said that if you're a good person, you wouldn't have to constantly defend yourself. I miss the way things used to be. ;w;

    • @mayleemartin6898
      @mayleemartin6898 3 роки тому +11

      @@howdoesonesocial thank you I have been looking for stuff from the drama that has been happening

    • @pirzyx
      @pirzyx 3 роки тому +45

      I kinda hope they aren't friends anymore although I like these videos I don't think garret would stay friends with someone who's done horrible things

    • @andreajasyl2655
      @andreajasyl2655 3 роки тому +1

      No, a video shading Shane for his racism commented on the post saying something like it was funny

    • @andreajasyl2655
      @andreajasyl2655 3 роки тому +2

      Kaiden Cribbs he’s not, on TikTok there was a video shading Shane and Garrett said something about it being funny. Also who would even want to be friends with a person that called a naked newborn sexy and a little girl on Instagram sexy as well... don’t believe me? Search it up on Yt it was on a podcast and he said kid fetish is the same as foot fetishes 😷

  • @shannonsimpson4107
    @shannonsimpson4107 5 років тому +637

    Here's a video concept, Garrett should find the woman in the stock photos he use in every video and do a video with her! Not sure if it's possible, but would be pretty cool.

    • @bayushalford7949
      @bayushalford7949 5 років тому +10

      I was literally thinking the same thing XD

    • @jackiepalmieri2021
      @jackiepalmieri2021 5 років тому +9

      Call Ellen

    • @forestrot666
      @forestrot666 5 років тому +4

      That would be hilarious. There has to be a way to find stock photo models lol.

    • @lenni.meringue
      @lenni.meringue 5 років тому

      That's the absolute best idea

    • @lizerdliz858
      @lizerdliz858 5 років тому +2

      By Ellen do you mean Shane? 😂😂

  • @jaceyrichter5618
    @jaceyrichter5618 5 років тому +733

    “you know i have a high pain tolerance i broke my arm and only cried for 2 days”- garrett watts

    • @stormyrain6981
      @stormyrain6981 5 років тому +1

      Seems ligit

    • @no-vs3bi
      @no-vs3bi 5 років тому +3

      “I BrOKe mY foOt aND cRiED foR 2 hOUrs”-me [insert Shane’s crazy face here]

    • @carleei1880
      @carleei1880 5 років тому +1

      I broke my wrist and cried 2 minutes

    • @80sElfOwl
      @80sElfOwl 5 років тому

      I broke my leg and the only time I cried was when I actually broke it, and the first night, because my mom was staying up with me, seeing if I needed anything, and I felt like a burden making her stay up😂 I need better self esteem

    • @no-vs3bi
      @no-vs3bi 5 років тому

      •Spud Buds• SAME

  • @erincook671
    @erincook671 3 роки тому +53

    Garret is like that one scene from the office where Michael is shouting “stay fucKING CALM”

  • @Dianaagui
    @Dianaagui 4 роки тому +76

    Garret: I also keep sanitizer on my belt
    *me watching this in 2020* dam...

    • @iceyshmicey1214
      @iceyshmicey1214 3 роки тому +1

      Wish the world was populated by garretts

  • @p-h-a-n-t-o-m
    @p-h-a-n-t-o-m 5 років тому +674

    it's not a Garrett video without that lady with the wine telling Garrett to start the video

    • @emorat8570
      @emorat8570 5 років тому +1

      true

    • @LottiMuller8472
      @LottiMuller8472 5 років тому +3

      I hate that lady

    • @ethan7511
      @ethan7511 5 років тому

      That harry potter shirt is awesomeeeeee

    • @esme3173
      @esme3173 5 років тому

      Your profile pic 🥰💗 it’s Tyler’s birthday ❤️💖💗💝💕❣️

  • @robinlith
    @robinlith 5 років тому +740

    Could I just adress that Garrett hasn't posted since 2018.. I'm beginning to get desperate

    • @nivrrtakr2891
      @nivrrtakr2891 5 років тому +5

      but not in insta so... he's still alive HaahahaahhaHaha

    • @datbishboo6956
      @datbishboo6956 5 років тому +1

      we all are

  • @RagmaticalRachel
    @RagmaticalRachel 3 роки тому +53

    Garret Watts was carrying hand sanitizer on his belt way before it was cool

  • @illumisneedle3398
    @illumisneedle3398 3 роки тому +90

    Damn garret deserved so much better :( I stan garret for clear skin 💗💗

  • @abbyspag4730
    @abbyspag4730 5 років тому +239

    11:39 “I have a high pain tolerance though, I once broke my arm and only cried for like... 2 days” 😂

  • @korenarebecca
    @korenarebecca 5 років тому +4649

    so proud of you for keeping the house clean! we love boi of growth!

    • @sarahmorley1031
      @sarahmorley1031 5 років тому +8

      I have 3 tattoos & 5 piercings. Love you Garrett Watts! xxx

    • @jaylubke5376
      @jaylubke5376 5 років тому +4

      this👏 needs👏 more👏 likes👏

  • @geraaaldiineee
    @geraaaldiineee 9 місяців тому +9

    i miss this squad

  • @bollachav4s492
    @bollachav4s492 2 роки тому +9

    At 4:27 yessss I bet garret wanted to say that for a while

  • @29Kessa29
    @29Kessa29 5 років тому +8870

    I would very much like to see Garrett meet the wine sipping stock-photo girl who trash talks his intros irl

  • @wes1254
    @wes1254 5 років тому +574

    Shane in that hooded robe silently judging everyone is such a mood.

    • @kyleecatherine
      @kyleecatherine 5 років тому +4

      Wesley Beaty my mood always ‘Shane over there not knowing where he is’ 😂

    • @pip2252
      @pip2252 5 років тому +2

      Wesley Beaty shane is literally me but a man version😂

    • @Charliehopes132
      @Charliehopes132 3 роки тому +4

      Yikes

    • @wes1254
      @wes1254 3 роки тому +5

      @@Charliehopes132 Yes I realize this aged horribly, thanks for notifying me about an innocent post I made a year ago. I get that we're in quarantine and you probably have nothing better to do; but are you that desperate for attention. That's a yikes for me sis. 😬😬😬

    • @justinegonzalez7400
      @justinegonzalez7400 3 роки тому +7

      @@wes1254 lol your response to the “yikes” is far more yikes than your original comment 😬

  • @kaleyscheller3906
    @kaleyscheller3906 3 роки тому +48

    I was so offended when ryland asked if the spirited away dvd case was dora the explorer because (answer to your question) i have a big haku tattoo!

  • @iwillgohomenow
    @iwillgohomenow 3 роки тому +28

    its so hard watching videos with shane and ryland in them..it feels so weird but i love you garret amd andrew stay strong!!!!

    • @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231
      @threecheersforsweetcheesew3231 3 роки тому +8

      Same, I used to watch Shane all the time when I was like 8 and it really hurts hearing what he’s done and when I watched the apology it felt really insincere

  • @m3g_h4n
    @m3g_h4n 5 років тому +583

    I have a pusheen tattoo on my inner left arm, i got her because i love her and to remind myself to not self harm because if i did self harm id also be hurting her (since she technically is part of my skin now)
    And because of it im 2 years self harm free after nearly 6 years straight of continuous self harm :)

    • @GarrettWatts
      @GarrettWatts  5 років тому +95

      That is really beautiful and cool, thanks for sharing :.-)

    • @barbz8026
      @barbz8026 5 років тому +3

      Can we see? :)

    • @sloanedemelo8865
      @sloanedemelo8865 5 років тому +8

      THIS IS PRECIOUS and something I would do. I have a strange way of getting emotional about inanimate objects.

    • @ForeverWoozworld
      @ForeverWoozworld 5 років тому +7

      that's so creative and cool!! congratulations on being 2 years free 💕

    • @briannarose1556
      @briannarose1556 5 років тому +2

      I love this!!! That’s such a great and cute idea. Congratulations on being 2 years clean!

  • @teaghan7635
    @teaghan7635 3 роки тому +14

    Garret:"I just finished the audio book 'Call me by your name'"
    Me: "CALL ME WHEN U WANT CALL ME WHEN U NEED CALL ME IN THE MORNING ILL BE ON MY WAY-"

  • @444powerline
    @444powerline 3 роки тому +36

    Garret knew what was up before corona virus with the hand sanitizer belt-

  • @jjenkins776
    @jjenkins776 5 років тому +324

    *Shane has left the chat*
    *Drunk Shane has entered* 😂

  • @randhawa436
    @randhawa436 5 років тому +2870

    Can this squad have a reality tv show already?

  • @savannahcrawford6571
    @savannahcrawford6571 3 роки тому +20

    Oh my gosh. Garret is a psychic with his hand sanitizer!!!

  • @baby.dabs721
    @baby.dabs721 2 роки тому +11

    I feel like if Garrett actually got his ears pierced professionally they would look so good 🤍

  • @krayzlee6635
    @krayzlee6635 5 років тому +148

    Ryland in any video: “I’m NOT doing that!”
    *5 minutes later*
    Ryland:” Alright hold my wig, I’ll do it.”
    Ryland is a good sport lmao

    • @mackenzieonyx7586
      @mackenzieonyx7586 5 років тому +1

      Ryland saving the day, and holding it down

    • @krayzlee6635
      @krayzlee6635 5 років тому +1

      Mackenzie Onyx right 😫🤧😫😫😫

  • @Ophelia-ne1yp
    @Ophelia-ne1yp 5 років тому +474

    "I pierced my ear and wanted to show you what it looks like 😃"
    "OK... Bye bye." 😂😂😂

  • @vikis0731
    @vikis0731 3 роки тому +5

    garret im going to coment this on you vids til you see it your not fat your body is so perfect and manny ppl just wich to have you body so pleas dont say you are fat becues we all now you are not your one off the most great working and best guys i have nown and that is why you are my fav youtuber you make me wanna live life so thanck you and you dont dare call yourself fat i wil literly find out wher you live and smake you til you say you are beutiful love a good fan plis like this coment my fingers hurt now but its ok if you dont like it but hope you se this XXX

  • @gracekrueger4960
    @gracekrueger4960 4 роки тому +28

    garrett was ahead of his time with the hand sanitizer

  • @rachelmurray3434
    @rachelmurray3434 5 років тому +156

    I literally cannot fathom why Garrett is still single and keeps getting shot down. He's adorable, wears plaid, loves Harry Potter, personifies and comes up with stories for his unique trinkets, loves everyone and is so, so positive, and did I mention he's adorable??

  • @yourfather9054
    @yourfather9054 4 роки тому +3013

    The people who pierce ears at Claire's are NOT certified OR professionaly trained

    • @victoria-9139
      @victoria-9139 4 роки тому +20

      Do you watch Roly?

    • @yourfather9054
      @yourfather9054 4 роки тому +2

      @@victoria-9139 Why?

    • @victoria-9139
      @victoria-9139 4 роки тому +7

      @@yourfather9054 what you said reminded me of him

    • @yourfather9054
      @yourfather9054 4 роки тому +9

      @@victoria-9139 I was kinda thinking about him when i wrote it.

    • @rachelmagram5525
      @rachelmagram5525 4 роки тому +13

      Victoria - roly is shook from this video😂 he’s literally the only person i can think of while watching this

  • @thatkidz9165
    @thatkidz9165 4 роки тому +28

    Garret is acting like he is in quarantine
    Ft calls
    And hand sanitizer on his belt

  • @akechi4716
    @akechi4716 3 роки тому +9

    1:18, Garrett was prepared for corona this whole time!!

  • @yasu7409
    @yasu7409 4 роки тому +1412

    Ryland : omg is that a Dora the explorer case??
    *shows spirited away, the haunting anime about people turning into pigs and no faced ghouls*

    • @BE-NOT-AFRAID
      @BE-NOT-AFRAID 4 роки тому +18

      Spirited Away doesn't seem as bad it did after I watched Grave of Fireflies.

    • @ghostzero7790
      @ghostzero7790 4 роки тому +3

      OMG U KNOW IT YUS

    • @stellato121
      @stellato121 4 роки тому

      Omg i hate that movie

    • @ghostzero7790
      @ghostzero7790 4 роки тому +11

      Kpoptrash - *gasp* how dare you

    • @stellato121
      @stellato121 4 роки тому +2

      @@ghostzero7790 got traumatized bc i watched it when i was like 10

  • @elliembh1726
    @elliembh1726 4 роки тому +1083

    As someone who has piercings, *I'm* scared

    • @solotove
      @solotove 4 роки тому +15

      Weird flex but ok

    • @taylorcartwright6830
      @taylorcartwright6830 4 роки тому +14

      I couldn’t watch this without closing my eyes. I have so many piercings but I’ve never had them done with a piercing gun🙈🙈

    • @sunesme120._.5
      @sunesme120._.5 4 роки тому +4

      Ellie Harris my dad did my ears with a needle I was fine and now I how earrings so yay

    • @MiZzBee1
      @MiZzBee1 4 роки тому +3

      Lol same.

    • @sipstea746
      @sipstea746 4 роки тому +4

      You don’t need to say “As someone who has piercings” flexer, but many people have piercings and u think your so cool ;-;

  • @reilly3037
    @reilly3037 3 роки тому +17

    1:21 how ahead of his time

  • @lydia6035
    @lydia6035 3 роки тому +8

    So, I'm incredibly late but I have a tattoo. Said tattoo is the deathly Hallows symbol along with the word always, it's also water color. I heckin love it.

  • @jennasheets2606
    @jennasheets2606 5 років тому +599

    Just get a harry potter tattoo already

  • @christineloader1835
    @christineloader1835 4 роки тому +479

    in cosmetology school they did a demo on ear piercing but i was absent. then the next day i got my certification for piercing and i wasnt even there. so im technically certified but have no idea what I'm doing

  • @partypoison3161
    @partypoison3161 11 місяців тому +7

    ryland: *stares at Spirited Away case*
    "is that Dora the Explorer?!"

  • @hannahwest5203
    @hannahwest5203 3 роки тому

    Garret I absolutely love you . You make me smile so much I watch your posts when I feel blue for having endometriosis pain . Thank you for being you.

  • @jasonflores-dominguez9227
    @jasonflores-dominguez9227 5 років тому +173

    Spirited Away case.
    Ryland: is that a Dora the Explorer case?
    TRIGGERED!!!!!!!

  • @cadenhooper7311
    @cadenhooper7311 5 років тому +1743

    I wish Shane, Garrett, and Drew would do vids again.

    • @milkman8467
      @milkman8467 5 років тому

      robbiewoo *where’s

    • @sammyonline3178
      @sammyonline3178 5 років тому +9

      @@sage9662 drew is drew , just stalk theyre socials

    • @catherineb0528
      @catherineb0528 5 років тому +13

      With Trisha too

    • @thelegendeazy5694
      @thelegendeazy5694 5 років тому +3

      Caden Hooper I think they are

    • @monamae_
      @monamae_ 5 років тому +11

      robbiewoo Drew had some problems he needed to take care of stop being pushy. He’s trying to take care of himself.

  • @eversincekels2227
    @eversincekels2227 2 роки тому +71

    okay shane saying “we should burn cigarettes on you” is so disturbing to me watching this back.

    • @meredithstark5053
      @meredithstark5053 2 роки тому +8

      He got cancelled for videos he used to make, not being a Serial killer 💀💀

    • @ezfree.z651
      @ezfree.z651 2 роки тому +2

      @@meredithstark5053 cereal😂🤣😂 omfg 😂😂

    • @meredithstark5053
      @meredithstark5053 2 роки тому +1

      @@ezfree.z651 YOO i didn’t even notice it corrected to that 💀💀💀

    • @lonew872
      @lonew872 2 роки тому

      How?!

  • @boltonsmom
    @boltonsmom 3 роки тому +25

    Ryland had the same amount of training as the piercers at claires

  • @carolineg4915
    @carolineg4915 5 років тому +312

    i would have loved watching garrett go to claire’s and sit in the chair holding their little ear piercing teddy bear

  • @emilym.2753
    @emilym.2753 5 років тому +517

    *This video has been removed by Claire's*

  • @Lrkkk
    @Lrkkk 3 роки тому +4

    When ryland and morgan started arguing who they are gonna be i felt that 😂😂 my both younger sisters and i would argue the same way they did but it was for who's gonna be bubbles, buttercup and blossom from The Powerpuff Girls 😂😂😂

  • @amywatson5080
    @amywatson5080 4 роки тому +2

    i love you sm garrett, you deserve nothing but goodness

  • @yesitsyiyi
    @yesitsyiyi 5 років тому +334

    Ryland not knowing "Spirited Away" broke my heart lol.

  • @MissEmily113
    @MissEmily113 5 років тому +760

    Shane is just that old drag queen that doesn't actually do drag anymore but still has the attitude lol

    • @jayde8526
      @jayde8526 5 років тому +20

      That is the most accurate thing I’d ever heard

    • @puckman_deluxe
      @puckman_deluxe 5 років тому +6

      I mean shanaenae

    • @mrsliverman
      @mrsliverman 5 років тому

      old... Wait what. No he's not old thank you lol 😂

    • @champagnecoloredeyes
      @champagnecoloredeyes 5 років тому

      Bwahahaha

    • @nevenagavric29
      @nevenagavric29 5 років тому +2

      Mrs Liverman he’s not a drag queen either 😂

  • @mmoscoviumm
    @mmoscoviumm 3 роки тому +13

    garrett was hella ahead of the hand sanitizer drought

  • @jenvalencia2106
    @jenvalencia2106 4 роки тому +1

    Sooo proud of you! ❤Im trying to get to the basics too! Im still trying to get back to basics since my son 👼🏽 entered heaven last year. Once i feel im improving myself i go backwards 2 more steps than before.💔
    Your videos, Shane and Ryland's video make me smile ❤❤❤ plus seeing Morgan and Andrew being themselves too!!!

  • @evwitdauziohno242
    @evwitdauziohno242 5 років тому +440

    Garrett: Ya know I actually have a high pain tolerance... I once broke my arm and only cried for two days

    • @tinytae2248
      @tinytae2248 5 років тому +2

      Omg same I have broken my wrist and my finger and didn't cry at all

    • @dosunder9949
      @dosunder9949 5 років тому +1

      I dun believe it

    • @dezireejewel7498
      @dezireejewel7498 5 років тому +1

      Evelyn Carrera that's..the.....story....of....MY...LIFE!!!!!

  • @Kfeg03
    @Kfeg03 5 років тому +210

    Love the “spirited away” case you used for the earrings

    • @mistyz0ne
      @mistyz0ne 5 років тому +9

      "is that dora"

  • @internetjunkie5953
    @internetjunkie5953 3 роки тому +10

    Garrett is the only person that makes a sponsor entertaining

    • @c.rvmance
      @c.rvmance 2 роки тому +1

      Right! I usually skip those parts in other UA-camrs’ videos but I never do with Garrett’s.

  • @kayrenee7210
    @kayrenee7210 3 роки тому +5

    12:43 “confetti is gonna blow over the WHOOOLE city!” 😂 I love her

  • @tatumnelson5207
    @tatumnelson5207 5 років тому +324

    I worked at claire"s... they hire anyone and let anyone pierce ears. Garrett you might as well consider yourself a claire's employee

    • @KipperKeeper
      @KipperKeeper 5 років тому +6

      This is what I came to the comment section for. Thank you!

    • @jessicasaldierna6414
      @jessicasaldierna6414 5 років тому +8

      KipperKeeper I wish I would’ve known this before, I got both ear helixes pierced and ended up with HORRIBLE infections in both!

    • @megg6591
      @megg6591 5 років тому +5

      SAAAAAAAME! it's horrifying how little training they gave us to do it. And also ours were push guns (you squeeze it through) not trigger guns (shoots through).

    • @emmabelongia4475
      @emmabelongia4475 5 років тому

      Wow thx

  • @abbiebaillie2329
    @abbiebaillie2329 5 років тому +251

    honestly I got a little triggered when Spirited Away was called Dora the Explorer

  • @brooklynesprague8152
    @brooklynesprague8152 3 роки тому +14

    Here’s a story nobody asked for. When I was in kindergarten I wanted to get my ears pierced, so my mom took me to Clair’s. They told me that they would give me one sucker if they did them at the same time and two suckers if I did them one at a time. Of course I chose to do them one at a time so I could get two suckers. After they did the first piercing I would not let them do the second piercing, so me and my mom left with one earring in my ear. That night I took it out and the hole closed up. My mother was not very happy about that. 😂

  • @thommothom7040
    @thommothom7040 3 роки тому +3

    we love you garret! Love your videos, please keep making them! In your own time :)

  • @brionnalacy7392
    @brionnalacy7392 5 років тому +200

    How can Garrett be a 7 year old boy and a 47 year old aunt at the same time

  • @bangtanboizus9094
    @bangtanboizus9094 4 роки тому +468

    *G:"I hate this."*
    *R:"This was like LITERALLY your idea"*

  • @thegloomybear2095
    @thegloomybear2095 3 роки тому +11

    Garrett: "It's nice, ITS FROM CHINA!!!"
    😂

  • @AdelleOverton
    @AdelleOverton Рік тому +3

    Past Garrett was spookily ahead of his time!
    Post(ish)-pandemic, we all have hand sanitiser on us at all times.

  • @TriggeredRuby
    @TriggeredRuby 5 років тому +395

    Andrews facetime pic is the girl from Monster House I'm done 😂😂

    • @kuraes
      @kuraes 5 років тому +4

      ikr 😂

  • @malibozicek3251
    @malibozicek3251 5 років тому +373

    I don't understand how Garrett's single like I love his hufflepuff ass. He's so adorable

    • @peachy.peachy.peachy
      @peachy.peachy.peachy 5 років тому +6

      66 6 Ikr like I just wish I was a man so I’d have a chance 😂

    • @malibozicek3251
      @malibozicek3251 5 років тому

      @@peachy.peachy.peachy Sameeeee haha

    • @hocuspocus111
      @hocuspocus111 5 років тому +5

      well the fact that all he does is complain about being single but never goes after anything and when an opportunity shows up he just pretends it doesn't exist and stays loathing himself up in his sofa might be one reason

    • @hocuspocus111
      @hocuspocus111 5 років тому +3

      @@malibozicek3251 he literally says that multiple times in his videos, that literally comes out of his mouth more than once

    • @escapee8598
      @escapee8598 5 років тому +2

      he said on multiple occasions that he's alright with being single. he also said multiple times that he just ghosts people. so this is the reason. not because people don't want to date him, quite the opposite. they want. just look at the comments to every single one of his videos - there are always someone thirsting over him.