Well that got me to laugh. Did you know stinking turds come in al shapes and sizes such as a charming vicar confidante to the a now long ex prime minister in the UK. This particular type fabricates appearances for the police and courts, difficult even for a bee-sting purveyor to concoct.
For real i was willing to never ever watch another pirates of the Caribbean if they had fullwell intended to dare to go forward with someone else Because the only other actor as good as Johnny is Denzel Washington no one other than those two have the breadth of gravitas or does any other throw themselves into a role so completely as the same
Im questioning loyalty dogs since The Joker once said his line about Dogs. „Lets see how loyal a Dog is when he is really hungry“ I know this does not count for all Dogs but still. Somehow this line stucks in my head since i heard it At least in the german Version he said something like this.
I know it's popular with Captain Jack to be the bumbling baffon. But, I've always liked the times when the focus /drive /meaner side pokes through the silliness.
@@angelzapata7993 because it’s just one if those dumb ppl who quote the jokes from the video and the sheep flock to the like button. These are the most unoriginal comments ever.. we all saw the video too so wtf is with commenting the joke? Fishing for likes to feel validation? No life or friends so a few thousand likes makes you feel cool? Idk
@@AgustinBernardo and at least a dog can be trained to not shit in bed and trained in "obey owner" and be happy and love you and at least the dog loves you and trys to spend time with you all the time AND at least the dog never conplains (unless you pretend to out them on a diet of one peice of dog food)
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If only Johnny would’ve said this when he saw Amber. We would’ve had himself back. It’s not fair that he had to go through this. Amber is truest EVIL! I remember when being in court was a honor and no one lied there. I guess things have changed vastly over time. Good luck Johnny! We ❤u!
@@maverickoverlord735cos the punishment is only contempt of court. How else do rich folks could afford fake witness n avoid justice? If giving fake testimony means automatic punishment, fewer folks would give false testimony
Any of Johnny's characters with any of Penelope's characters in any movie they both star in together are hot and heavy at some points and like oil and water at others lmao
@W phantom She used it after this scene when he was rowing away on the boat and was already 100 yards away. As opposed to in this scene when he was at point blank range.
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@@younglove3362 no i think it actually is his character Like we see his family in some movies and theyre also like him so we know where he got thst from Mister Gibbs also explained in the first movie that its just the way he is
@Charles-Smith Then it's a trick picked up from the family. It's a trait I spotted the moment I saw him sailing ⛵️ in on the opening scene when the ship sank into the ocean. It's a trait that I been using since the year 2000. And it's in almost all of Johnny Depps main characters.
That precise moment immediately after he swatted away her staff showed the haunting look of a man who has had to deal with a physically and emotionally abusive woman IRL. Anger, sadness, pity, frustration, disappointment, and loss in one look.
He knew the exact moment that she was going to strike and caught the stick… it’s almost like he’s been in that same scenario before 🤔
It’s Johnny depp/jack sparrow one or both of them have been in this exact situation before lol
Toxic relationships be like:
Shockingly, he found a turd in his bed that night as well
He 100% has. This is Jack Sparrow we’re talking about.
@@Honorbound43 Lol.
" If you had a sister and a dog, I'll choose the dog " . Brilliant!!! 🤣🤣🤣
He only said that because he knew already how to co9k ?
But she wasn’t talking about her sister.
Savage.....
@@marchyman5061?
Got to come up with a scenario to use this line.
And the dog step on a bee
😆 🤣
I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣....this is one of the best comments EVERRRRRR
Lmao good one
Objection relevence
Objection hearsay
The dog stepped on a bee while Johnny dealt with a stinking Turd
What does the dog stepped on a bee joke mean
@@Adam_2809 amber said it in the r
Trial
😂😂
Why though@@cutedog3211
Well that got me to laugh. Did you know stinking turds come in al shapes and sizes such as a charming vicar confidante to the a now long ex prime minister in the UK. This particular type fabricates appearances for the police and courts, difficult even for a bee-sting purveyor to concoct.
Somehow this isn't the most toxic relationship johnny went through
Penelope Cruz and her husband stood up for Johnny Depp when the trails happened. This was a good relationship.
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531he’s obviously referring to the fictional characters they play
😂😂😂❤
@@souptikmukhopadhyay6531 that "husband" is Javier Bardem. Mention his name.
@@crimsonite09thank you I was going to call this guy out and tell him to put some respect on Captain Salazar
It's funny how that line ended up being the perfect real-life metaphor.
"The more I know people - the better I like dogs" - Mark Twain
"my dog" is the quote but it still works :D
My feelings exactly.
You sound like Brian “the bore” griffin
@@fatzdadealer fatzdadealer classic quote
The older I get, the more that statement resonates with me.
No one could ever replace Johnny!
@DeppjohnnyD since Sweeney Todd and each role has just gotten better
For real i was willing to never ever watch another pirates of the Caribbean if they had fullwell intended to dare to go forward with someone else
Because the only other actor as good as Johnny is Denzel Washington no one other than those two have the breadth of gravitas or does any other throw themselves into a role so completely as the same
Jim Carry likely can replace Johnny Deep
Jim Carrey?
@@rose_blue1 yes
Jack knows the dog would have a little loyalty at least
After all, there is that one dog ...
It step on a bee though
Nah u roasted hee like a rotisserie chicken
Im questioning loyalty dogs since The Joker once said his line about Dogs.
„Lets see how loyal a Dog is when he is really hungry“
I know this does not count for all Dogs but still.
Somehow this line stucks in my head since i heard it
At least in the german Version he said something like this.
“If you had a sister and a dog I’d choose the dog” legend 😂
Amber Heard: Admit it Johnny, you still love me.
Johnny Depp: If you had a sister and a dog, I’d choose the dog.
Not why is the rum gone .
The Rum is gone because Elizabeth blew up Captain Jack's rum and food.
@@captainmacruff1893 But why is the rum gone?
@@Laplacee Hide the rum
@@Laplacee why the rum is always gone
@@orphanchikin6057but why is it gone?
It's crazy to change your personality and your speech and keep that same character threw the whole time. This man is a legend
Jack ain't no simp
End of part 2 lol
Johnny was and payed the price, now he life his live like Jack.
he loves Black pearl and rum
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Gigachad captain Jack
You gotta love Penelope Cruz, though 😍
For sure; she has that Spanish je ne sais quoi about her, that makes you want to say ''iAy Caramba!'
Nope, she's annoying. Her face is annoying
A dog wouldn’t ruin his reputation, shit in his bed (ironically) or lose him one of the best roles he’s ever played
But the dog might step on a bee.
@@vigneshhatake4324 BUT the dog might step on a bee yes
Nah. Depp did that on his own.
@@matthewkreps3352 he falsely accused himself of domestic abuse? 💀
@@johnjohnson8979 Yes. Men can't do right. Women can't do wrong. Welcome to a simp's world.
I know it's popular with Captain Jack to be the bumbling baffon. But, I've always liked the times when the focus /drive /meaner side pokes through the silliness.
I am with child
Hmm 😳
Yours
I don't recall that we 🤔
You were drunk
I've actually never been that drunk
1.3k likes no comment’s😂
@@angelzapata7993 because it’s just one if those dumb ppl who quote the jokes from the video and the sheep flock to the like button. These are the most unoriginal comments ever.. we all saw the video too so wtf is with commenting the joke? Fishing for likes to feel validation? No life or friends so a few thousand likes makes you feel cool? Idk
Best moment🤣
Drunk time is no time to make baby .. at least not me lololol 😂😂😂😂
@@saripdol1943 same. I'm all about getting that buzz and relaxin
Jack is not the guy you want to piss of the look he gave her when he turned around dear god
Bet that's what he told amber heard
Yeah but amber did have a dog and a sister
And blamed the dog cuz he stepped on a bee
At least the dog didn't shit on bed
@@AgustinBernardo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@AgustinBernardo and at least a dog can be trained to not shit in bed and trained in "obey owner" and be happy and love you and at least the dog loves you and trys to spend time with you all the time AND at least the dog never conplains (unless you pretend to out them on a diet of one peice of dog food)
At least you can train a dog not to shit the bed ... but apparently you have to watch them so they don't out step on a bee ..😂
Real life footage of the Johnny Depp vs Amber Turd trial
That's an insult to the beautiful Penelope Cruz
@@ricardoquintero7160 the joke was funny but i do agree two completely different classes of women
😂😂😂😂
That's not amber heard?
@@rose_blue1bro did NOT get the joke 💀
These movies looking back really had an aura to them. Great movies
No wonder Depp acted so well in this. Amber gave him plenty of practice dealing with crazy.
No. This was years before he married her.
Jack: " ...waiting for the precise moment to pounce"
Angelica: *pounces at the precise moment*
🌹Great talent his a king for movies !!
The characters forget how smart Jack is he is eccentric, not stupid
Yes, because they are written that way and aren't actually real
@eyedunno8462 hince why I said charecters not people, don't be a dick lmao 😂
@@eyedunno8462and you probably ruin the day for everyone you know
A... Foreshadowing moment? Art imitating life perhaps.
?
The dog would it eventually step on a bee
Who are you, Sire?
Women choose bears and men choose dogs.
The quote is "life imitating art"
Johnny helped write his own dialogue... Imagine that😂
That's actually not that difficult to imagine.
He knows dogs are loyal
At least the dog won't shit on his bed.
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when he caught the branch while he was dialogueing shows us how good our Captain knows the world
This means he respect and appreciate her like a sister
That's an honor
You're delusional.
pre-trial this was just a great line, post trial it made so much more real world sense....
5 bucks this wasnt in the script. Those words came from the soul lol
I'm assuming you are making an Amber Heard reference. If so, you'd be wrong. This movie was made years before they married.
I'll put 5 on that too
At least he didn’t deny still in love with her 😂
If only Johnny would’ve said this when he saw Amber. We would’ve had himself back. It’s not fair that he had to go through this. Amber is truest EVIL! I remember when being in court was a honor and no one lied there. I guess things have changed vastly over time. Good luck Johnny! We ❤u!
Indeed, women can lie with impunity under oath.
@@maverickoverlord735cos the punishment is only contempt of court.
How else do rich folks could afford fake witness n avoid justice?
If giving fake testimony means automatic punishment, fewer folks would give false testimony
Jack's quotes are legends one
Always chose the best friend & a bottle of rum .
Yep! Always
But the dog might step on a bee.
Deadpool: What bout this Gin?
“But why is all the rum gone”
Any of Johnny's characters with any of Penelope's characters in any movie they both star in together are hot and heavy at some points and like oil and water at others lmao
OMG!!!Dis iz soooou good😂😂😂😂😂😂😂AH HA HA HAHAH HA !!!!!REMAKE IN WORDS.... AND TRUTH METAFORA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“And you poured yourself a mega pint”
“I’ve actually never been that drunk”
It comes in pints?
@@hmk5123you have drank a whole half already!
"Just ask him, what's the worst he can say.."
He -
Got to always choose the dog in that situation. The dog isn't going to scheme and try to betray you for its own benefit
I've never loved her and I'll admit it now, I still love her...
If you are the sisters in the dog i choose the dog ahahahaha.busit ka jack!
Her: I love you Jack.
Him: So do I (means: yes I love myself too)
😁😁😁
She was awesome in this one
He's a great actor 😂
And jack has syphilis in this I’ll never unsee this what makes it more is she’s still flirting with him 😂😂😂
Johnny depp joke with makeup artisr
@@priscillajimenez27 ayes I know that
His delivers lines like no one else U R THE BEST JOHNNY YOU MAKE ME SMILE WHEN I SEE YOU AND.HEAR YOUR VOICE THE BEST❤
Johnny was telling us something years before the trial 😂😂😂
Me encanta cuando lo embruja 😅
Never seen this but finished the line perfectly 😂😂😂😂
Best line ever.
Them both are my favorite pair in POTC
Those two have great chemistry in film. Blow is one of my all time favourite movies.
And for some reason she used an oar as a weapon instead of the pistol that Jack gave her 5 seconds ago.
Possibly she didnt really keen on killing him despite previous statement
Why use a gun when your opponent has his back turned, oar to the head is still a great way to kill
@W phantom She used it after this scene when he was rowing away on the boat and was already 100 yards away.
As opposed to in this scene when he was at point blank range.
Because she loves him too!
@@dstreet4599
She didn't want to kill him... She wanted to change his mind first or knock him out.
I have to admit, these two had some good chemistry
"I'd choose the dog". 😂
I love Jack!!
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Now this is Jack Sparrow, not the sad version in the 5th movie
🤣👌 Never forget Captain Jack Sparrow. And his dog.
He's so real for that
At least dogs dont shit on his pirate ship lmao Iykyk
Jack with the matter-of-fact attitude be like... 😂😂
"You broke free of your bonds half an hour ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce."
"if you had a sister & the dog, i'd choose the dog" 😅
Hilarious just love all of the Captain Jack Sparrow movies ❤❤❤
She was aiming at him with true anger
He was the best jack sparrow and the best person who helped those who needed hope.
That’s savage😂😂😂
"If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog"... EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
If only that's what he said to amber, the dog would be happier for it.
Most dogs are loyal for life than most people...🤣🤣🤣
I always felt like this is retribution for how she treated Depp in Blow.
This is actually just jonney dept venting about amber herd 😂🤣
"Jack I am of child and it's yours"
"I don't remember that"
I am WITH child, not I am OF child.
Jack might be drunk most of the time but when hes not he is actually really skilled at his job and as we see had great reflexes
He gives off the impression that he is incompetent to throw off other people. It's the oldest trick that people always fall for......most of the time.
@@younglove3362 no i think it actually is his character
Like we see his family in some movies and theyre also like him so we know where he got thst from
Mister Gibbs also explained in the first movie that its just the way he is
@Charles-Smith
Then it's a trick picked up from the family. It's a trait I spotted the moment I saw him sailing ⛵️ in on the opening scene when the ship sank into the ocean. It's a trait that I been using since the year 2000. And it's in almost all of Johnny Depps main characters.
@@younglove3362 johnny is just the way he is
Some people think outside the box
@@Charles-Smith
I think outside the box 📦. That's why y'all don't understand him and why he confuses you like he does the people in the movie.
🤣🤣🤣 y the dog
The dog!! Best decision ever!
Love you Johnny 😍
“ you broke free of your bonds half an hour ago” what is the best
When Amber Heard heard that Johnny wasn't going to break character for her, and was more into the dog than her... "She shit the bed"
Is that actually her or is this just for the bit
"If you had a sister and a dog, I choose the dawg" - Wise Jack Sparrow
She has a sister, and now I'm single with a dog and couldn't be happier
Ima miss this series man I loved every pirates of the Caribbean movie
That’s real acting right there, no man would be able to pick a dog over Selma lol
I would doggies are cute
"Yeah, the more I learn about people, the more I love my dog."
- Lt. Hank Anderson (my dad)
Attractive yes, but its better to not be stabbed in the back
Never been old this line always makes me laugh 😂
Cruz has the 2 best assets in the biz
Old jack the new jack some ppl hate now
I love the scene
U like bo4??????
She’s soo spiccyy
Admit it. You still love me.
If you have a sister and a dog I choose the dog.
@@Mr_Mustache_og (Emotional crit)
The fact that Johnny Depo will most likely never return to this iconic, hilarious and memorable role fucking plagues my mind
The movie where Jack lost his brain and started to act like a drunken moron and less like a clever, manipulative guy with a good heart at his core.
They were better in blow but any scene these two do together=amazing
That precise moment immediately after he swatted away her staff showed the haunting look of a man who has had to deal with a physically and emotionally abusive woman IRL. Anger, sadness, pity, frustration, disappointment, and loss in one look.
Get real. This was years before he married Amber. Google is your friend.
I love the moment he remembers what he’s saying and has to turn around to catch the log