She needs to add this one tag in her bio to attract quality millionaires "willing to sign prenups without crying about it, and will date guys who takes a selfie with his high definition calculator, installed in flying cars"
This video is so Hurtful to my brain...I pray for those who endured the whole thing and are encouraging these ..How can i say it in my Native language ."Bithches" lol
Why would she need a prenup if she is not getting married? Sugar babies get spoiled by men who can afford them. Oh it gets better. They don't even have sex with them and they are paid top dollar for their time. It ain't tricking if you got it. Poor men wish they had money to waste on beautiful women like the sugar daddy.
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. 😄😄😄 I’ll tell you I’m old without telling you I’m old. I’d love to have maximbady as a nephew telling stories. 😂
If women used this much knowledge to learn to make money on they own and be independent, they would be viewed differently, and this world would be a much better place.
Cally Joe “you know” exactly cuz you still haven’t seen real ones. Just because the people you saw are like this doesn’t mean everyone is the same as them, go explore the world and you’ll find out.
I followed this girl's advice and got a date with one of those fancy Nascar guys. He's picking me up in his mini van, and we're going to the Dollar Tree and then tailgating. You know I'm wearing something skimpy! Because his car as no AC.
@nkmensah please don't insult people you don't know on the internet. It is not wise nor polite. I can tell from your response that you are very low class. I don't even intermingle with bottom feeders.
That reasoning would be with the assumption that men have more value then women which men do not. We are the creator and without us you would never evolve as a human. Outside of money (which we now get on our own) and penis (which is trash since only 25% of women climax) what value do you bring?@@Six3rdy
"..before I spent all my money on chicken and cocaine." Knowing that Bady used to smoke tomato ketchup, cocaine was undoubtely the weakest thing he ever got high with.
@@titanproductions3628 it is an excuse for them whether u like it or not. I'm not saying all tho but yeah. Then ask the man stop going for them then. The reason why they see opportunity in this is just basic supply and demand. Not demand clearly they will stop and find other means of work.
Ehhhh.......I gotta disagree with this one, fam. She on that golddigger shit, and I don't support that. But it's not her accent, diction, or pronunciation that keeps her from being "quality merchandise." It's how she's trying to come up that does her in. Also, respectfully, coming at how she speaks is a bit sideways. Accent, diction, and pronunciation can make you look better, but they're not everything. And the quality you bring to the table isn't necessarily tied to how you speak, and it's a little superficial to assume that it is, tbh. I'm with the conclusion, but not the supporting points.
I see it all the time women ask me for money I don't give him nothing. And if you're foolish enough to send money to somebody on the internet you don't know you deserve what you get.
2:57 I literally came here to watch this before going to sleep after a day of prototyping different products and then I hear this. lol. such an accurate "get back to work"
This video had my dying, I hit both the like and subscribe button so fast. This is funny, does she have so much money that she time to make videos to be a gold digger tutor, she should be doing her job, stop teaching and get that bag, girl🤣🤣😂
last but not least these videos are the reason why so much instagram models are being killed live on camera or found dead in a ditch.Ladies go work your own dough /money keep your dignity.
Women been doing this for thousands of years the trick is be beautiful and have no shame because men with money will always approach a beautiful woman with an offer some will refuse but most won't.
sOooOO… the best intro
I smile every single time I watch a new video from him bc of this intro loo
Yallah
And short straight to the point
I want a sOooOO t-shirt
😂😂😂😂
As a woman, I'd rather work up everyday to hustle than go through all that trouble...
EXACTLY!💯
💯
Looking at ur face u don't seem to have much options anyways
You mean having morals, self respect, self esteem and drive? What a sucker 😅
Yeeess
"With bleach or holy water" had me on stitches 😆 🤣 😂
😁
Imma start a new business: Holy Bleach - blessed straight from St. Peter's Basilica in Rome
On everything 😂😂😂
@@royalnovember66market it
only if this girl put this effort and knowledge into academic things or research she would be rich enough to buy a house by now.
Then we would have flying cars by now
@@MaximBady maybe even less Karens
Forget house she would have completely ended the pandemic 🤣
They can't do anything in academics that's y they do this. 😜
Brainwashed feminists.
😂🤣with bleach? Or holy water? Chicken, and cocaine💀your comedy is gold
Maximbady: "Back in my day, when I used to be rich before I spent all my money on Chicken and-"
Me: "Ketchup right?"
Maximbady: Cocaine.
Me: "Oh."
Damnit
By cocaine I’m pretty sure he means Caprisun drinks, which according to him, contain cocaine n that’s the cause for his addiction to them!
@@Rainbowgrrl Oh boy..😑
Lol. I thought he said cooking 🤣
😂😂😂
"The wealthy does not want to hear it" 🤣🤣🤣 Not even people in prison want to hear your bulls**t.
Who needs a pen. He uses a key, that’s what you call keynote my friends.
Underrated comment right here.
I was wondering what that was 😏
I didn't even notice lol
😂😂😂😂
Nice👌
Maximbady has been trying to get sugar mommy for years now: Kim Kardashian and Sofia Vergara.. It’s their loss, man..!!
They contact him, but he rejected them
Honestly I don't know why Max hasn't Favourited this comment 😂♥️🔥
😂😂😂
She needs to add this one tag in her bio to attract quality millionaires "willing to sign prenups without crying about it, and will date guys who takes a selfie with his high definition calculator, installed in flying cars"
Prenups these days are as useful as toilet paper. They can get thrown out and her lawyer can make any excuse.
This video is so Hurtful to my brain...I pray for those who endured the whole thing and are encouraging these ..How can i say it in my Native language ."Bithches" lol
Why would she need a prenup if she is not getting married? Sugar babies get spoiled by men who can afford them. Oh it gets better. They don't even have sex with them and they are paid top dollar for their time. It ain't tricking if you got it. Poor men wish they had money to waste on beautiful women like the sugar daddy.
I love how he's "writing" in his notebook with a set of car keys 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He’s just too rich his car keys are a pen
@@someinternetbox168 lmao okay than ... now I can say I've seen it all lol 😆 😂 🤣
Lol he's only focused on the keywords
@@viewer218 I see what you did there lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@crystalellul845 when you are a keynote speaker
Some people have no shame. When did earning your own money becomes a crime 🤔
I ask that everyday lol
@@Bart_Fargo exactly!!! Thank you for saying it!
It's too hard.
Greatest quote ever. "But South Park told me." LOL!!!!!! Keep up the Great work,Maxim.
MaximBady is writing down the notes with his keys cause he’s jotting down the keywords
Ha!
Well said
dope ahahaha
Also looked like he was using short hand. LOL
"First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the chicken."
-Maxim (as Scarface)
“This towns like a great big chicken waiting to get eaten”
Maxin (as Scarface)
"S.d could also be software developer.
It also could be suck ----"
I'm crying. 😂🤣
id love to have maximbady as an uncle telling stories
Tell me you’re young without telling me you’re young. 😄😄😄
I’ll tell you I’m old without telling you I’m old. I’d love to have maximbady as a nephew telling stories. 😂
@@user-xd6nc6rg7b you're clearly not that old if you know that trend
Each story will start with "Sooooooooo, what do we have here?".
He is not looking for sugar nephews
Dude's taking pictures with calculator and notes with his keys. 🤣
His pics got calculated angles; and he's taking key notes.
Alternate title: Woman teaches girls how to be a gold digger
@Elize Kelly yeah
But I thought that all women knew this from birth?? Isn't it like trying to teach a boy how to look at tits? :-)
@@friedmule5403 nah
@@friedmule5403 it's completely socially conditioned all they know from birth is to look for healthy physique
@@friedmule5403 what.
Her: We need to clean it up , Maximbaby : with Bleach n Holy Water 😆😂
"Oh it's a lying time" OmG I'm dying😂😂😂😂
Maximbady: 1 bucket of chicken please.
KFC guy: Would like to add coke with it, Sir?
Maximbady: Sure 10 ounces please.
DAMN! 10 Oz!? Well ok, Scarface! 😆
Well said
If women used this much knowledge to learn to make money on they own and be independent, they would be viewed differently, and this world would be a much better place.
*if these type of women. Remember not all women are like her.
@@raneemabdelradi she's like 99% of women I know😂
Cally Joe “you know” exactly cuz you still haven’t seen real ones. Just because the people you saw are like this doesn’t mean everyone is the same as them, go explore the world and you’ll find out.
It's not just women, and it's not all of us.. some men are gold digging lazy ass mfs too!
@@callyjoe164 stop surrounding yourself with crappy women then and let them go. Surround yourself with classy women who make their own money.
Ladies, please continue earning those degrees. That's the only way to go. It blesses my heart to see more black residents.
1:49 🤣🤣🤣clean insta with bleach or holy water !!!
This SENT me!!!!
I followed this girl's advice and got a date with one of those fancy Nascar guys. He's picking me up in his mini van, and we're going to the Dollar Tree and then tailgating. You know I'm wearing something skimpy!
Because his car as no AC.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that he takes notes using his keys 😂😂😂
Key notes
101 tips to righfully belong to the streets.
😂😂😂
Why? Because you can't afford her time?
@nkmensah please don't insult people you don't know on the internet. It is not wise nor polite. I can tell from your response that you are very low class. I don't even intermingle with bottom feeders.
@@goddessinfinity1more like because the price may not be reasonable for what you're getting. Lol.
Lady rocking with that mark up in price. 🤣
That reasoning would be with the assumption that men have more value then women which men do not. We are the creator and without us you would never evolve as a human. Outside of money (which we now get on our own) and penis (which is trash since only 25% of women climax) what value do you bring?@@Six3rdy
"..before I spent all my money on chicken and cocaine."
Knowing that Bady used to smoke tomato ketchup, cocaine was undoubtely the weakest thing he ever got high with.
Hahaha
😂😂😂
Wait ...
He still posts 😂😂😂😂
I clicked so fast 😂😂😂
You have some catching up to do lol :)
LOL
He's still posting
🤣😂 he always makes me laugh, he be bringing logic a good amount of the time and jokes for days
Maxim is seriously considering sliding into Melinda Gates DM's...heck, I am too! 😂🤣
They want free money,everything comes with price,then they will be complaining that men use them .
Preach
If u pay them good enough and lavishly most of the time they won't complaint. The complaint comes when they don't get the things they want.
@@edster8416 that's no excuse not for then to get a job.
@@titanproductions3628 it is an excuse for them whether u like it or not. I'm not saying all tho but yeah. Then ask the man stop going for them then. The reason why they see opportunity in this is just basic supply and demand. Not demand clearly they will stop and find other means of work.
@@edster8416 Not gonna lie they do be hustling these simps 😂
It’s impossible to get a bad picture if this man
The camera itself doesn’t know why
This man is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 LoL. Well done bro. Your expression is just so funny 🤣
This man inspires me with his beautiful smile alone
Just the intro of "SOoooooooooo" and I almost spat coffee everywhere😂😂😂
"dark pictures"
maxim - "you have chosen death"
He is Nutella
😂😂👏👏☠️☠️
“I am choosing to believe Southpark” I’m in stitches 😂😂😂😂
I wonder if she has ever been to class in her life.
Thanks
When he said South Park and mentioned nascar I started thinking of the vagasil and cartman and that had me dying laughing 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
With her accent, diction, and pronunciation, she will Never be mistaken for quality merchandise!
poopeepoowin I am sure that is what she said.
quality merchandise? what?? xD
What do you mean? I’m not american but she doesn’t sound too ghetto to me
Ehhhh.......I gotta disagree with this one, fam. She on that golddigger shit, and I don't support that. But it's not her accent, diction, or pronunciation that keeps her from being "quality merchandise." It's how she's trying to come up that does her in.
Also, respectfully, coming at how she speaks is a bit sideways. Accent, diction, and pronunciation can make you look better, but they're not everything. And the quality you bring to the table isn't necessarily tied to how you speak, and it's a little superficial to assume that it is, tbh.
I'm with the conclusion, but not the supporting points.
Calling women merchandise sure makes you sound like a catch…
" .......chicken and cocaine"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
You good, man..
Something good coming for u..
Maximbaddy is addicted to sugarmommy not sugar or cocaine
Lies. He’s addicted to CapriSun. 😄
No he is addicted to chicken 🍗 and ketchup
1:25 maxim using keys to take notes????😂😂😂
This man is HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve been cracking up at his videos for the past hour
My man is one of my FAVORITE !!!! He's only being REAL on his videos but that's what makes him soooo FUNNY 😂😂🤣
Awesome! Brady is politely dispensing some healthy dose of RPs to the guys with simping tendencies. STOP BEING SIMPS!
STOP BEING BROKE! lol
Only maxi can write with his car key on a notebook
Jesus on a scooter
And throws away book n so cal car key pen lol
😅😅
Many people have lost their true essence as a human being haven't they..
From where i can get that Car key which also helps in writing!
Damascus, Syria.
It's a two in one pen / key we are selling it . Dm me for special offer . 10$ per pen . 🥴😂
@@MaximBady You forgot: Sugar mommy, Damascus, Syria.
@@MaximBady I think mr @owais u can get that pen 🖊️ + 🗝️ from Uganda Africa
IS HE USING HIS CAR KEY AS A PEN BRUHHHHB 😂 😂😂😂😂😂thisssss guyyyyy soooo greeeaaatttt
Keynote
I love this guy, you’re friggin hilarious 🤣 dude. Keep up the good work!
We're sitting at home on the back porch having a beer and don't watch nascar .lol😂
He's writing with a car key! 🤣 Where did his pen go? Lmao
"Of course, we are looking for sugermumyis " 🤔😀
It's funny when he said he felt attacked 😂😂😂. Maximum Bady better take pics from swiping machine, instead of calculator.
this homeboy says...." dis da reazon we don't have frying cars..."! 😅🤣😂
I see it all the time women ask me for money I don't give him nothing. And if you're foolish enough to send money to somebody on the internet you don't know you deserve what you get.
'taking notes' with my keys too Maxim.. lol
When some rich people see this video, they gonna stay away from her😂😂. She a definition of the finessing
I was poor growning up and I thank i was more free then, big up All de poor People
You had me at "Holy water or bleach"
The way he says camera with his accent. Cuh-mare-uh 🤣 I love it!
0:43 "good pictures no problem my calculator can do that" lmao
If she put the same amount of effort into getting her own money she would be pretty rich herself
2:57 I literally came here to watch this before going to sleep after a day of prototyping different products and then I hear this. lol. such an accurate "get back to work"
“Oh it’s lying time”. 😂😂😂😂
Idk what’s worse, gold diggers, or men who fall for gold diggers.
Wow this girl.........the mindset is just........good Lord
This video had my dying, I hit both the like and subscribe button so fast. This is funny, does she have so much money that she time to make videos to be a gold digger tutor, she should be doing her job, stop teaching and get that bag, girl🤣🤣😂
This man is HILARIOUS!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Toyboy looking for a Sugar Momma (SM) seeking a -designer life- way to fund my chicken and cocaine addiction at NASCAR.
🤣😂😂🤣🤣Wtf...she right about them bad comments on your page tho..man you are funny...🤣😂😂🤣
U make me laugh.. u always put a smile on my face when I'm very. Depressed
Shouldn't a good looking woman be presenting this info?????
It’s always the ugly fake asses that do these things, beautiful women are independent and earn their own money!
Lol where did you find this kind of videos Maxim
“Chicken and cocaine” well that escalated very quickly
Me: what do you do for a living?
Them: SD
Me who watched maxim: LMAO 🤣🤣
UA-cam has not been recommending your videos for over a year! I miss your vids!!
I would believe South Park over her.
Why is MaximBady writing with his keys?
You must be new here
@@liammatthews1701 why? No been here 1 and a half years
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@augustinaszilinskas1638 You need to have at least Einstein's IQ to understand the mechanics of writing notes using a key
@@dmxtrs 😆😆
This guy is 100% awesome.
When she said forex, i laughed hard.
Should i tell her???😅😅
Bruh, don't tell her, let them feel tha painnnn😂😂😂
@@callyjoe164 hahahahaha
Can you guys explain??
haha just what I needed, you have done it again maximbady, good man!
Who gassed her up, she’s not even a 1 out of 10
last but not least these videos are the reason why so much instagram models are being killed live on camera or found dead in a ditch.Ladies go work your own dough /money keep your dignity.
LOL he was taking notes with a key :)
Stay away from social media!!!specifically from empty minded people
I’m sorry I don’t have Instagram let’s start with that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"south park told me..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:31 so true bro
Women been doing this for thousands of years the trick is be beautiful and have no shame because men with money will always approach a beautiful woman with an offer some will refuse but most won't.
That face when he said I feel attacked 🤣
He is using a key as a pen 😂😂😂 man I love this guy
She had us in the first half, ngl.
Yaaaaaay!!! Maxim watches south park!😂😂😂🙌🏾
She needs to take all that ambitious energy, redirect it and start a legitimate business, women these days sell themselves way too short.