We just did this show. This was one of the funniest songs. Chip throws candy at the audience, and proclaims his obsession to a one Marigold Coneybear, who is a random audience member. Great show, so much fourth wall breaking, great humor. I feel melancholic already... :'(
I'm not sure if it was due to this song or due to me offhandedly mentioning the insult, but in our production, Barfee calls Chip "Boner Boy" while they're screaming insults at each other, and I have to stop myself from falling backwards off the bleachers because I'm trying not to laugh. 🤣
DrMasonDMA yeah but it's a disappointment to see a school censor a word that is scientifically accurate in a highschool where everyone knows what an erection is. Also they still kept in when he says stiffy, like really? I don't know it just bums me out man.
S White i played chip im my highschool production. lack of male tallent, and i had a history of playing guys in the plays. we were going to switch it to distraction if we were going to show it to the elementary kids. but i just had a hard time learning both lyrics, so i told the director we better not be showing it to little kids, cuz im singing about my erection. my family sure got a kick out of that. practicing in my house, my dad says, " you better not have any kind of erection." i didnt practice at home anymore. tooooo funny.
Yeah, me too. And the production isn't even at school. When the director told us that they're changing it, I was very disappointed (I'm playing marigold and it would just make the whole experience that much better)
CHIP (spoken) Fritos! M & M’s? Oreos. All for one dollar. (sung) It is tradition That the person eliminated From the competition Is fair game for derision Especially the alpha-male Will sell goodies at the bake sale Anyone for brownies Anyone for chocolate chips Anyone for anything That isn’t dated How could I have been Eliminated? You wanna know how? You wanna know how? You wanna know why? My unfortunate erection Is destroying my perfection It is my recollection That everything I once did I did perfectly (spoken) Last year’s champ defeated! (sung) Because of Marigold Coneybear Because there’s something and not a thing between us I don’t blame my brain but I do blame my penis My unfortunate protuberance Seems to have its own exuberance Anyone for M & M’s? Delicious and appropriate Anyone for Chewy Goobers? Inexpensive Anyone for buying the shit that I’m selling? Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling Erection Erection My unfortunate erection Whoa It’s ruining my life It’s ruining my world It’s ruining my Ruining Ruining Ruining my life My life Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection Which is why I’m selling this PTA Confection It will ruin your complexion All because of my unfortunate Erection Oh God!
My school's drama club performed this this year. We had three performances, and our chip tolentino had to sing the censored version of this song. On our last performance, our Chip decided to sing the actual version. Our last performance was our most entertaining and exciting one, even though we pissed off our new and upcoming director😅
Mr. panch's song: The Spelling Bee Rules Ms. Peretti's song(s): My Favourite Moment of the Bee Olive's song: My Friend the Dictionary William's song: Magic Foot Mitch's song: Prayer of the Comfort Counselor Leaf's song: I'm Not that Smart Marcy's song: I Speak Six Languages Logainne's song: Woe is Me Chip's song: My Unfortunate Erection Everyone has their own song in this play! It's awesome. This is the best Broadway musical ever, and I can't wait to perform this song at my middle school in 3 days. I'm Chip!
this show is one of the most funny show's i have seen in ages... we had people from the audience come up to spell and the last person was one of the professors i believe and he got down on his knees when they made him leave and hugged one of woman putting his face in her cleavage it was PERFECT.
I saw this show with my best friend and her mom and none of us knew what to expect so this song was so awkward for the two of us! XD lol. But her mom was cool about it. She leaned over and said that our theatre program should do this musical sometime.
My school did this show and this is still my favorite song :) I was Olive, but my boyfriend was Chip and had to sing this hahaha, I'm never letting him live this one down! Especially because I played a trick on my cousin and she happened to be picked as "Marigold Coneybear" at our matinee showing hehe :)
I swear jose llana sounds just like a student i knew in high school. We were in the drama club. But i know it's not jose, even though the two men sound exactly alike. Weird
spoken) Fritos! M & M’s? Oreos. All for one dollar. (sung) It is tradition That the person eliminated From the competition Is fair game for derision Especially the alpha-male Will sell goodies at the bake sale Anyone for brownies Anyone for chocolate chips Anyone for anything That isn’t dated How could I have been Eliminated? You wanna know how? You wanna know how? You wanna know why?
So, at the end, the instrumentals do a rhythm that sounds oddly like the End of Fight For Me from Heathers. Now, whenever I hear this song, I can only think "holy shot" "holy sHIT" "hoLY SHIT" "HOLY SHIT" "HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT"
My school did this for our last performance of the year. The best part? It was a faculty show, so one of our TEACHERS had to sing this song and he NAILED IT.
I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the hardest song in the show to play on piano, especially when you want to help Chip with the melody and you also dont have a backing band and aaaaa
Okay, so I vaguely remember watching a high school performance of this musical when I was younger.... and just someone please explain how this performed at a school to me
I love how his voice cracks on the line "this shit that I'm selling"
corndog0207 Did it on purpose I think
Yea he did
You could say that this song is quite.... hard.... to sing
It's funny cuz it’s true :(
Lol
Oh my god
brilliant
This is my callback song...wish me luck :.)
The akward moment when this song gets stuck in your head and you blurt out "Erection!" in the middle of class
SAME
That's unfortunate
Mazzy lane i see what you did there
I just saw this show and the guy playing Chip designated me as Marigold!! That made me enjoy the show even more!!
Lucky!! My crush played chip...
So lucky! ^_^
ZeldaKinz same here haha
@@cassiecrossing6455 THIS HAPPENED TO ME AND I GOT PICKED AEHJEBFJBAEIAEBF
*did you mean:* andrew rannells at the 2017 tony awards
Kic Eony TRUE
Kic Eony I WAS THINKING THIS PFFFT
daddy william finn will connect everything
Thank you
I've been looking for this comment
this *shIT* that i'm selling
i applaud ur 2d
Lux E. thank u and i applaud ur cherry
alex ayyyyyyyy
We just did this show. This was one of the funniest songs. Chip throws candy at the audience, and proclaims his obsession to a one Marigold Coneybear, who is a random audience member. Great show, so much fourth wall breaking, great humor.
I feel melancholic already... :'(
I'm not sure if it was due to this song or due to me offhandedly mentioning the insult, but in our production, Barfee calls Chip "Boner Boy" while they're screaming insults at each other, and I have to stop myself from falling backwards off the bleachers because I'm trying not to laugh. 🤣
Wait that’s actually a good idea lol I’m barfeé I’m gonna use that 😆
Update: Barfeé done, line used .
My twin brother just played this part, and now this song is stuck in my head forever. Hilarious show.
But now you have to have your brother's unfortunate erection stuck in your head XD
My school did this show but changed it to unfortunate distraction....
same
+S White It's the official remake of the song
DrMasonDMA yeah but it's a disappointment to see a school censor a word that is scientifically accurate in a highschool where everyone knows what an erection is. Also they still kept in when he says stiffy, like really? I don't know it just bums me out man.
S White i played chip im my highschool production. lack of male tallent, and i had a history of playing guys in the plays. we were going to switch it to distraction if we were going to show it to the elementary kids. but i just had a hard time learning both lyrics, so i told the director we better not be showing it to little kids, cuz im singing about my erection.
my family sure got a kick out of that.
practicing in my house, my dad says, " you better not have any kind of erection." i didnt practice at home anymore. tooooo funny.
Yeah, me too. And the production isn't even at school. When the director told us that they're changing it, I was very disappointed (I'm playing marigold and it would just make the whole experience that much better)
My friend was playing chip and he chose me in the audience to be marigold. I couldn't stop laughing
CHIP
(spoken) Fritos! M & M’s? Oreos. All for one dollar.
(sung) It is tradition
That the person eliminated
From the competition
Is fair game for derision
Especially the alpha-male
Will sell goodies at the bake sale
Anyone for brownies
Anyone for chocolate chips
Anyone for anything
That isn’t dated
How could I have been
Eliminated?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know why?
My unfortunate erection
Is destroying my perfection
It is my recollection
That everything I once did
I did perfectly
(spoken) Last year’s champ defeated!
(sung) Because of
Marigold Coneybear
Because there’s something and not a thing between us
I don’t blame my brain but I do blame my penis
My unfortunate protuberance
Seems to have its own exuberance
Anyone for M & M’s?
Delicious and appropriate
Anyone for Chewy Goobers?
Inexpensive
Anyone for buying the shit that I’m selling?
Because my stiffy has ruined my spelling
Erection
Erection
My unfortunate erection
Whoa
It’s ruining my life
It’s ruining my world
It’s ruining my
Ruining
Ruining
Ruining my life
My life
Adulthood brings its own peculiar rejection
Which is why I’m selling this PTA
Confection
It will ruin your complexion
All because of my unfortunate
Erection
Oh God!
Kaitlyn Parker dx
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My crush played this role and I went and watched it. I died like 12 million times. I think he might have noticed... Oh well XD
This is my favorite song from the musical!! 😂😂😂 and now it's stuck in my head lol
Freaking same...My crush played chip XD He looked out at me a lot and I almost died
+Cassie Hyre lol lucky, when I saw the show the guy that played Chip was so cute 😆
+ISABELLA ROCHA Lol XD He was to! He was very much cute X3
+Cassie Hyre cool 😆
This is the spring show at my school. I can’t put to words how exited I am
the *sHIt* that im selling
I'm SHOOKARINA!
My school's drama club performed this this year. We had three performances, and our chip tolentino had to sing the censored version of this song. On our last performance, our Chip decided to sing the actual version. Our last performance was our most entertaining and exciting one, even though we pissed off our new and upcoming director😅
I GET TO SING THIS SONG FOR MY SCHOOL! SADLY IT WILL UNFORTUNATE DISTRACTION
:(
Sterner 18 Dude, I looked at the comments for most of these videos and you keep going on out you being Chip in about 95% of them
i know how that feels
Same with me
WILL BE PLAYING CHIP IN A PRODUCTION OF THIS. CAN'T WAIT!!
Same!
yes!!! finally I get to sing this song its fun 🎼erection~~🎶
somehow i scored chip and i get to perform as him in march!
Trying out for Chip in a week. Sadly, we're doing "Distraction".
Mr. panch's song: The Spelling Bee Rules
Ms. Peretti's song(s): My Favourite Moment of the Bee
Olive's song: My Friend the Dictionary
William's song: Magic Foot
Mitch's song: Prayer of the Comfort Counselor
Leaf's song: I'm Not that Smart
Marcy's song: I Speak Six Languages
Logainne's song: Woe is Me
Chip's song: My Unfortunate Erection
Everyone has their own song in this play! It's awesome. This is the best Broadway musical ever, and I can't wait to perform this song at my middle school in 3 days. I'm Chip!
sugarcone Olive also has "The I Love You Song"
sugarcone I'm playing Panch right now, and part of me wishes I could sing more. 😭
My school's doing it, and their keeping it as unfortunate erection 😂 love my school
this show is one of the most funny show's i have seen in ages... we had people from the audience come up to spell and the last person was one of the professors i believe and he got down on his knees when they made him leave and hugged one of woman putting his face in her cleavage it was PERFECT.
I saw this show with my best friend and her mom and none of us knew what to expect so this song was so awkward for the two of us! XD lol. But her mom was cool about it. She leaned over and said that our theatre program should do this musical sometime.
Thank you!! This is my solo for Kennedy Center now!
I made the mistake of sitting in the front row at a high school production.
My school did this show and this is still my favorite song :) I was Olive, but my boyfriend was Chip and had to sing this hahaha, I'm never letting him live this one down! Especially because I played a trick on my cousin and she happened to be picked as "Marigold Coneybear" at our matinee showing hehe :)
My high school is putting on this show, in chip. I must say that it's super hard trying to belt this song without laughing.
I feel like singing this all the time...
Our school did this play... was the weirdest and funniest play yet
Those voice cracks are amazing 😂
This is probably the most awkward song in all of theater.
Which is what makes it so funny.
OptimusPhillip Blue from Heathers is (another song about dicks), but this is a close second.
This has the same energy as blue from heathers
I swear jose llana sounds just like a student i knew in high school. We were in the drama club. But i know it's not jose, even though the two men sound exactly alike. Weird
i was getting fitted for pointe shoes with my classically british mum and this came on in the store i almost cried trying not to laugh
they played it in a store???
When I saw this show it was distraction. The stuff doesn't have the same feeling when you sensor it. I did catch a laffy taffy though
LMAO BECAUSE OF MARYGOLD CONEYBEAR XD
Nobody:
Boys during presentations infront of the class:
I'm glad my school only changed one word in like the whole show. Changed stiffy to puberty
HOW AN I SUPPOSED TO SING THIS.
spoken) Fritos! M & M’s? Oreos. All for one dollar.
(sung) It is tradition
That the person eliminated
From the competition
Is fair game for derision
Especially the alpha-male
Will sell goodies at the bake sale
Anyone for brownies
Anyone for chocolate chips
Anyone for anything
That isn’t dated
How could I have been
Eliminated?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know how?
You wanna know why?
I watched a high school production of this show and he had to say “my unfortunate distraction”
The guy that plays this part at my school is so unbelievably good at it
a guy in my theater class sang this song XD
So, at the end, the instrumentals do a rhythm that sounds oddly like the End of Fight For Me from Heathers.
Now, whenever I hear this song, I can only think
"holy shot"
"holy sHIT"
"hoLY SHIT"
"HOLY SHIT"
"HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTT"
I saw The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee performed by students at NJCU... This is nothing compared to seeing it in person XD
I played marigold when my school did this lol people still sing this song to me
I wanna make this my go to audition song
Got picked to be marigold coneybear and it was probably my favorite moment ever
I can never get this song out of my head,,, help
my friend sung this for the school play, so he found it funny to show up at my house and burst into my room singing this .-.
I love this musical I thought I would hate it buts so good
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SING THIS AT SCHOOL-
Kylo ren goes to school?🤣🤣
Same lmao
looked this up because at my school he said distraction and i had a feeling it was erection lol
Anyone have the actors who performed in these specific songs?
My best friend (a lady killer) has to sing this my other friend is barfeé and I'm panch
My school did this for our last performance of the year. The best part? It was a faculty show, so one of our TEACHERS had to sing this song and he NAILED IT.
I'm so sad that in my school play they made Chip say "My unfortunate distraction" it was so sad
Same 💔💔💔
My school did this and didn't change it lol I was surprised. And the guy playing this character threw candy at the audience! I got a chocolate bar.
damn my mind and this song.
My dumb school had to change it to ‘distraction’.
my mom was in this, so i went and saw it.
i had chocolate thrown at me while somebody sang about an erection.
kinky.
WHAT A BOP
For the school musical we did spelling bee and my dad was literally dying during this song
1:11
I have a callback tomorrow!
....
Uh oh, this song is high
Does anyone else hear Andrew Barth Feldman singing this perfectly
This song is so jazzy
I'm gonna go ahead and say this is the hardest song in the show to play on piano, especially when you want to help Chip with the melody and you also dont have a backing band and aaaaa
he kinda reminds me of will roland
he actually sang it sjsjjdjs
omg in the play at this part they threw candy!!!
He was probably so mad/depressed about it that he didn't even care anymore.
i played chip for my school musical 🙀
My school is doing this show next semester.
Because thats what you do in musical theatre
we had to cut this song :( oh well
Okay, so I vaguely remember watching a high school performance of this musical when I was younger.... and just someone please explain how this performed at a school to me
the actors go up on stage and sing the song
It's about a spelling bee
i always thought this song wouldn't sound out of place in a south park episode
omg! agree
Lmao, that reminds me of Jimmy
@@alexalarson2325 Jimmy would sing this if South Park was a musical.
@@yeetusdeleetus650 the makers of south park actually made a musical called the book of mormon
Does anyone know what key this song is in??
thirteen.... X33 and why are we counting?
That piano though
My school is doing the alternate lyrics. ):
(I’m playing Leaf, so I’m not singing it anyways, but it’s still disappointing.)
... and 5... in a half.
i saw it at tulane university.
A prime number in between 13 and 19..... haha, so nerdy.
Dangles1989 17
i just like it and got this video 1k it was on 999 but i liked and got it on 1k
with that logic, so is every musical in existence. musicals are for entertainment so shut up and don't click a video just to post a negative comment
1:41
My brothers school had to change it to distraction oof
Hey guess who I'm auditioning for now
Why is everyone's school doing this...my school is doing high school musical😒
14!!!!!
anyone here because disney is going to make a movie out of this?
twelve...
33!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
7?
you point out the clearly obvious (or in this guys case maybe not know what im saying) and then sing about it
Why would he sing a song about it? when he was onstage before, he didn't want people to know...
Like this if your not the only one wondering...
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