The "Correct" Way To Play Cities Skylines
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- Опубліковано 13 жов 2024
- So today we are back in Cities skylines with a new interesting scenario, where I play the game very seriously...
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Cities: Skylines is a city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area.
The "Correct" Way To Play Cities Skylines
#citiesskylines #citybuilder #funny
*Doesn't play Cities Skylines for five minutes*
Paradox: "Hey have you seen the fifteen new DLC we've added since?"
If you don’t design Slough or Pyongyang, you’re doing it wrong
And you will be the ruler of Asia after the virus destroys everything
hello mr kimy pleas dont nuke me
@@noahmcclure6871 North Korea will never be defeated by a measly virus! North Korea is Best Korea!!!
North korea? Whats north korea? Its just Korea and Fake Korea! (please help im being held hostage)
I wasn't aware that there was a difference
"how can you not look at a flamingo, and just be happy with life"
this is now my motto in life, forget money, fame, everything.
all you need in life is to look at a flamingo.
Flamingo is love, flamingo is life.
Flamingo UA-cam???
whas so great about albert?
"How can you not look at a flamingo and just be happy with life"
-ISP 2020
Crime is high in the clown house*
The police: so I just started blasting
clowns=purged
RIP BOZO
Judging by the thumbnail I should either be extremely scared or extremely excited
You should be both.
We live in a period
“Human Centipede, the game!”
I feel you
I feel you
I feel you
WTF
@@torreka1813 i feel you
Thanks I almost had placed my sewage outlets by the ocean like a polluter. Giving back to the community is better!
I can't argue with that
silly isp, you can only delay getting the dlc. but you'll get... eventually. everyone does.
Next Video: Giving my entire town coronavirus in Cities Skylines
lol
Haha I liked it and changed it from 69 to 70
Noah Lohrum you shall be banished to the gulag under iSorrow and Joseph Stalin command
@@hfreddy127yesss let's go I get a home
96 likes bruv
ISP: Oh sorry rhino but you're too big
Rhino: *turns away to not show that he's crying*
Welcome to Clownsfield! As you are reading this ad you have purchased one of our finest new houses in this City!
Now, let me show you around! We’ve got: the low residential area. The loud wind turbine. A giant broken toilet with 5000 corpses inside, a police station,an industrial area, the kings house, remnants of a Lenin statue, a massive sewage system, and the best part of this tour! (Which is also conveniently the thing which the city was founded upon) is the Bozo house! With an exiting interior which more resembles a clown car or a Hong Kong apartment, which could house over 15 people! (Ignore the corpse of Little Jimmy he was stealing sandwiches from his dad he deserved it). This concludes our tour! Thanks for stopping by!
Making this physically hurt me, and i missed some stuff, ignore it
Any houses for sale
Oh no
Knightmares we do have some houses for sale! Right next of the kings house we have 3 available houses for just 1,500,000 Zimbabwe!
is the city still alive doe
I've been playing it wrong the whole time? Thank you for enlightening us
@Avery the Cuban-American Why do I see you literally everywhere?
Ahhhh why are you here I see you all the time!
@@Israelball if you see him every time that mean YOUR the one is following him... unless his your fbi agent , if that that's another story
"you house is now inside a statue of Lenin"
*i see this as an absolute win!*
RIP in peace Timmy #SandwichThievesLivesMatter
13:46 i am now convinced ISP is just wilbur doing an accent
got here without clicking notifications
*Anti-notifications gang rise up*
same
same
smae
smea
sema
Five thousand people used to live here. Now it's a toilet.
8:01 “fault tec” which is a reverence to the fallout series “vault tec”
I want to play Cities: Skylines BUT when it was on sale so I could afford it, the game wasn't available for with my software (I am on a MAC and Catalina won't let me) but when it was NOT on sale (Now) It is apparently FINE for it.
It's on PlayStation now, you can play it and a bunch of other games for $10.
@@Kitsuragi556 I'm guessing you dont get mods on PS?
@@michaelbalfour3170 Probably not but I just started playing so I'm fine with vanilla version.
@@Kitsuragi556 trust me, both of you guys will sonner or later NEED mods, or it will be 100x times harder for you
as soon as i saw hippos on a playground i was hooked
That house with the turbine reminds me of courage the cowardly dog and that terrifies me.
Fault-tec calling! May I interest you in some fishsticks? 😂 8:01
As soon as you started building streets down in the "waste" hole, I lost my mind laughing, and said, "that's amazing!"
I think there was a hostage situation where little Timmy took every single person in the house hostage then there was a gunfight and Timmy killed everybody but then while trying escape the police killed him
1:26 I pretty sure that’s just the courage the cowardly dog house
ISP playing city skylines on my bday.
This day has started out great.
Happy birthday!
I love your cities skylines videos! I wish you played more sims 4 tho. Your personality fits these games so well, all the snarky comments and jokes you make are hilarious.
that small house with the windmill and water tower in the middle of nowhere reminds me of courage
Bouncy castles have become the channel motto
anytime i watch these kinds of videos: "oh no"
THAT'S IT LITTLE TIMMEY YOUR GOING TO JAIL"2 two seconds later."WAIT WERES LITTLE TIMMY. DID YOU SHOOT TIMMY" when that happened I was laughing for 5 minutes LOL
There are four things that always attract people in cities skylines:
Flamingos
Rhinos
Lenin Statues
Bouncy castles
As long as the sewage isn't chemical waste or something it's totally fine. In fact it's probably a good decision to fertilize the grounds with some good quality human manure.
5:00 You're laughing, but that's a bit too realistic IMHO? 'MURICAAAAAAAAAA
Just as ISP mentioned Lenin an ad for adventure communist showed up
"The Final Solution"
" *Shitty* Shkylinesh "
- ISP
4:36 to 5:10 That has not aged very well.
That laugh is amazing. Very nice work
ISP NEEDS MORE LOVE HE IS THE MOST FUNNIIEST GUY EVER
At some point everyone in this game decides that land based sewage pipes are the way to go
My favorite line," we have to scrape little Timmy off his car bed." Love you ISP. Keep making great videos please.
When he changed the colours of the buildings, it just reminded me a beautiful soviet architecture.
Can someone make a 10 hour version of the sewer fish ASMR at 13:49 please? Even if it’s only 10 minutes I’ll be so grateful.
*FUNNYMANISP*
You also should have called the Clown Car the Clown Cabin.
Rip little Timmy and his family
It’s like a family of Mormons
LMAO
I think ISP GONE INSANE and this Video proof that point GJ ISP At least you not alone who is Insane Becose you Got entire community behind you who is Insane
I, too, speak English.
@@firstnamelastname3262 bruh I have dysgraphy I am trying my best
Why is there a little dinosaur in the background 11:30
Damn, this video was 10x better than any iSorrowproductions video
i subscribed to your Channel for BigBite on your first City skylines video. BETTER KEEP THE MEME ALIVE!
At this point i dont even bother guessing what will be the next ISP's cities skylines video..😂😂😂😅🤭😁👌
I laughed my ass off to the whole video, nice job iSometimesuPload
Hi guys ISP here and today I'll be doing a tutorial on how to kill billions let's get in to it
"Hmmm.... their doinga bit too good.... There! Your house is now *inside a statue of lenin!* How about them apples!"
My man made New Orleans
The best way to play is to put your waste into a canal, then put your pumps into the canal. Then make a most around your city with the canal and put advanced turbines in it.
1:43 I was waiting for Braun to start playing the music
isp is the actual ceo of vault-tec, the psychopath
''Is this unethical?'' ISorrowProductions - 2020
Good job comrade,
You have successfully designed Moscow
In a hole in the ground, there lived a Hobbit.
Clowns, a city drowning in its own filth, society... have you turned into a weird city skylines Joker?
Nice video. You even got my cat to watch.
I did not know I can paint the areas like that, I had always just put the areas with the paint bucket.
this actually makes me wanna play the game again
Welcome to slough! Go on the damn bouncy castle to take you’re depression away!
That sewer city is giving me a weird jar vibe that I do not like..
Dictator ISP strikes again.
the correct way is making people stay in your city and than only let them leave, empty your city and than close it off completely. So that people will never be able to see their families again.
I have never seen this man make a profit from Cities Skylines
The moment i decide to redownload Cities Skylines,you upload,idk if a coincidence or the heavens talking to me.
So he basically said the beginning shape for the city is Hephaestus
idk why i keep watching this but i feel like its worth it.
All that was missing was for the sewer to flood the mainland
I litterly just asking for more yesterday thanks for making this
wholesome comment gang
My grandma lives like five feet away from a wind turbine and it's not loud at all 😂😂
OMG you made ISP Courage the cowardly dog place of living!!!1!!!!!
"The style I'm going for today, is « man who was dropped on the head shortly after leaving the womb »" - sounds like every iSorrowProductions episode I watch, hahaha. So now you're copying him! I thought it was only him copying you :-)
Finally something to overcome the apathy of Corona
Thank You Isp I thout The CS Series that No New Episodes Were Comming Out
Is there really a correct way?
The answer is “yes”.
This video is going to be the highlight of my whole week.
More.....MOre.....MORe....MOREEE!!!!!!
13:47 you are Susan Woijisjjisjcijk on the weekend.
This guy straight up just stole every single city I've ever made.
I bet isps dad is so sad when he watches ISP's videos
Last time I was this early isp still played victoria 2
Yes more cities skylines from ISP!!!!
Just what I needed
This is what happens when city planners don’t listen to ecologists
I feel like the sewage on the hill was clipping through the ground and should not have been moved.
1 million KFC is the right way to play
Hey! ISP have you ever tried playing Simcity 4? It is a very cool game from 2003 with a beautiful graphic. I recommend you playing it!
w8 m8, what if you used actual crap to make powaa? i mean put city sewers on a hill, make a hydro generator dam and bam you got brown power!
Imagine Drowning in your own shit.
CAN'T HOLD MY NOSE, MUCH LONGER, I WILL NEVER LET GO (of my nose) I KNOW ITS A SHITWAY TRAAAAAAAAAAACK
This town would be a good tv show
Alright next time im gonna call the cops when my brother comes into jail
Ah yes shity sky lines
Rush to KFC to get the new Famous Sewage Bowl!
1:10. Courage the cowardly dog reference