@Johnny Pharellex Go to the Temple Street Night Market in Tsim Sha Tsui... or cross into Shenzhen and see for yourself how hard they try to sell you anything. I bet you've never even been to China. lol
Justin Wong Peter Russell is impersonating Cantonese speaking Chinese. And idk if you ever been to Pacific mall, that place is filled with your so called Hongkong People.
So I worked construction for my cousin during the summer every year, and I swear whenever I go to an Indian customer I think of Russel rather then arguing with them I just deal with it
guys.... take it sportingly.... he talks about races but still. not a racist... he's got great sense of humour..... Enjoy... thats uncommon for a Canadian of indian origin..... lol
THIS is how we used to be, making fun of each other, we all KNOW it is generalized and not everyone is like that but thats what makes it funny, when you can say 'I recognize that' no matter where your from or where you live
I’m Chinese and I’m dying laughing watching this. You know he’s a successful comedian when whoever he’s making jokes about, they are not offended, instead they laugh their asses off.
I went to another Chinese barber on west 48 street off six Avenue in NYC called MR OH I was I formed by the brothers that MR OH could really do a dybamite job on your hair but you'd BETTER tip him So I went to MR OH a couple of times and tipped him and the legends were true he did a fantastic job and was very fast too. Then one day I made the mistake and didn't tip him. i figured that o was a loyal customer by now and he would understand. The next time I came in he seemed different. not as friendly or fast. when i got out a his chair it was the worst haircut of my life. i came back the following week tipped him and all was right with the world again.
@@blazayblazay8888 Aww he's just tellin a story dude, it's *his* experience Here's another "stereotype" ...why Black people always gotta add the racial shit... Riddle me that? He went to the guy because the guy was good. Period. enjoy it, or move on
Indians don't tip is what the waiters say. Yes, it is True. But, Some Indians tip a lot. Those will find it hard enjoying this kind of a Show. Very talented Russell !
I went to Chinese barber once who advertised haircuts for 6 dollars. I jumped at the price. when he finished I jumped out a his chair handed him the 6 dollars and headed for the door. He stopped me by asking YOU NO LIKE HAIRCIT? WHERE TIP?? I said I did like the haircut but you said it was 6 dollars. HAIRCUT 6 DOLLAR TIP SEPARATE when the smoke cleared he had 10 dollars in his hand EXACTLY the price I'd pay for a normal haircut anywhere else
My very sec job as a teenager was working at ice place owned by Asian man. He said *_you give too much ice cream. You keep doing that I'll run out of business tomorrow._* Who knew there was a technique to scooping ice cream. Needless to say, I quit that very same day I started 😩😩.
I love Russell Peters. He is amazing comedian. His family must be proud. You are hilarious, Russell! Keep making me laugh. U might not believe it but it helps my depression when I listen to you. God bless you
It's true! I worked in a retail store for a few years were it was heavily populated with Indian people. I would either get the very sweet and generous or the very rude and penny pincher. One time a guy tried to tell me that we had a sign outside that was a different price from what was ringing up. I couldn't find it or see it and he still wanted me to give him the discount 😂. Another time I had a guy ask me what I can do for him about taking money off the cigarettes he wanted. I told him nothing or he can buy cheaper smokes.... didn't like that very much. Gotta give it to them, have no shame in asking for money off.
I once walked in a milk bar run by chinese on a 40 degree celcius day mouth parched and the owner refused to sell me a drink of water because I was 5 cents short.
So I have a middle eastern friend and we were going to a beach where we had to pay for parking. I said "Okay cool it's $10.00 for all day parking. I'll bring $5.00 you bring the other 5 and we're good." He texts me back "Oh yeah don't worry bro don't worry." So I said "Wow dude you're paying all of it?" He said "No I mean don't worry." So now I'm confused. I say "Well you need to bring $5 so we split parking, so stop somewhere and be sure to get some cash and we'll be even." This dude said "Dude you worry too much about money don't worry. Money doesn't bring happiness he say 'I need money.' she say 'I need money.' but when it's all said and done you die then what? Don't take money with you!" Right now I'm dumbfounded. Is this dude serious? I knew him for, like, two years and this is tripping me. I finally said "Okay Mr. Philosopher. You say money can't buy happiness, but the both of us paying $5 so we can hang out at the beach DOES bring me happiness, so make sure your ass has that money when we get there, or I'll straight up make us turn this car back around towards a damn bank." Then when we got there he paid for the entire thing. I was wtf-ing all day long after that. I guess my point is if you insinuate an Indian/Middle Eastern dude CAN'T afford something, he'll break this rule just to prove you wrong.
a very humo(u)rous guy -- always felt that Chinese & Jews were "funny about money" but not nec'ly cheap, so I'm grateful to Mr. Peters for setting the record straight / ! /
Judging by the comment section, people appreciate honest relatable comedy. Political Correctness is poison.
Only if done right
This dude is embarrassingly accurate.
Noooooooo noooooooooo
Nooooooo nooooooo
@@pavitrakumar7890 exactly 😂😂
Thsts why ppl dont like him.
Thats why they wont listen to him
Man!!! Russel nails the Hong Kong Chinese accent/cheap salesman perfectly!!!
He is really good, THIS is how we used to laugh at each other, nothing really racist just gentle fun
I miss those days😔
Yup. The Chinese thing is spot on😶.
They negotiate everything!
Absolute Truth !
So is the Indian thing
@@histephenson007 most (southeast) Asian countries bargain as well.
i am chinese too, i'm in china, it's hard to get on youtube here, but i tried my best to only to watch Russell Peters, he's sooo freakin' funny.
But u r Persian lover😂
Hope you are still active man, I know you guys have a hard time getting internet there
Our dear persianlover was executed coz he illegally watched UA-cam in China 😔
Be a man
Why
That English with Cantonese accent is scarily on point!
Yeah in the US. In Chinese markets you walk away and the price goes down every step you take. lol
@Johnny Pharellex Go to the Temple Street Night Market in Tsim Sha Tsui... or cross into Shenzhen and see for yourself how hard they try to sell you anything. I bet you've never even been to China. lol
Justin Wong Peter Russell is impersonating Cantonese speaking Chinese. And idk if you ever been to Pacific mall, that place is filled with your so called Hongkong People.
lmao thats pretty funny
"Pacific Mall"... LOL. Like how all the Chinese seafood restaurants have the word King, Dynasty, or Imperial in them.
I ate at the Imperial King Dynasty 888 just last week!!!
I recommend do not eat food while watching his show. I almost choked myself bursting up laughing so hard. Lol
Copper wire was invented in India ... By two hindu's fighting over a penny !!!!
😂😂😂😂
Hahaha that was really funny 👍
Haha haha that's a good one dude
The original joke was two Jews fighting over a penny.
Heard that was two Yorkshiremen
Worked for a Chinese man, served Indian customers, this is spot on.
NAMASTE, you are hilarious 😂. you are accurately right.
What uou foung
If we could all just get along! This guy is hilarious.
It's pretty funny though....his Hong Kong accent is spot on.
what he say it very much true :)
I laughed so hard man , that was great comedy thanks !
I have watched his repeat shows multiple times! It never gets boring! Hes too good...doesnt even need to try!
SPOT ON laughing my head off.
One of his initial videos which were instrumental in making him mega famous.
So I worked construction for my cousin during the summer every year, and I swear whenever I go to an Indian customer I think of Russel rather then arguing with them I just deal with it
Great video.
Great comedian.
guys.... take it sportingly.... he talks about races but still. not a racist... he's got great sense of humour..... Enjoy... thats uncommon for a Canadian of indian origin..... lol
Can a white person do the same jokes?
@@bencollins51 Can't - they don't have that deep insight of cultures.
@@zeekhan1434 you stupid?
Who are you talking to? There isn't one comment where anyone was offended
THIS is how we used to be, making fun of each other, we all KNOW it is generalized and not everyone is like that but thats what makes it funny, when you can say 'I recognize that' no matter where your from or where you live
One second i talk to my wife "Tomlaa Sen seneken to waaaaaa"
This joke about the dad always kills me 😂😂😂
Can joke like this in 2019. Miss the
Good old days.
Russell is fricken Hilarious!!
This is so right on. Even in 2019!
His Asian accent is impeccable. Love it.
As a service worker yeah indians are like that lol middle eastern people to.
I’m Chinese and I’m dying laughing watching this. You know he’s a successful comedian when whoever he’s making jokes about, they are not offended, instead they laugh their asses off.
I went to another Chinese barber on west 48 street off six Avenue in NYC called MR OH I was I formed by the brothers that MR OH could really do a dybamite job on your hair but you'd BETTER tip him
So I went to MR OH a couple of times and tipped him and the legends were true he did a fantastic job and was very fast too.
Then one day I made the mistake and didn't tip him. i figured that o was a loyal customer by now and he would understand.
The next time I came in he seemed different. not as friendly or fast. when i got out a his chair it was the worst haircut of my life.
i came back the following week tipped him and all was right with the world again.
I laughed my ass off😁😁
damn, you feel that strongly over someone else haircut????um, ok then......
@@blazayblazay8888 Aww he's just tellin a story dude, it's *his* experience
Here's another "stereotype" ...why Black people always gotta add the racial shit...
Riddle me that? He went to the guy because the guy was good. Period. enjoy it, or move on
@@schnikta1991 Exactly!
T Davis enjoy these nuts
Daaaamn true..!! 😂😂👍🏽
Fast Forward A Dozen Years ... I Really MISS Comedy :_(
HEY.......
be a man
Russell is really talented.
He funny guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love you're videos bhai!! :) alvida
Excellent~
just curious why he wanted to buy a purse in the first place...
For his woman, mom, or sister
Talented.
be a man! do the right thing!=)
Immovable object meets unstoppable force 😂
Excellent
All time greatest!!
The Chinese salesman/vendor is SSSOOOO dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂
Fukn hilarious. 2019
Lmfao. This is wayy too accurate.
Indians don't tip is what the waiters say. Yes, it is True. But, Some Indians tip a lot. Those will find it hard enjoying this kind of a Show. Very talented Russell !
Never in my life of being a waiter did these cheap bastards ever over tip.
ha ha ha Russell Peters literally breaks race barriers 😂😂😂
I went to Chinese barber once who advertised haircuts for 6 dollars. I jumped at the price. when he finished I jumped out a his chair handed him the 6 dollars and headed for the door.
He stopped me by asking YOU NO LIKE HAIRCIT? WHERE TIP??
I said I did like the haircut but you said it was 6 dollars. HAIRCUT 6 DOLLAR TIP SEPARATE
when the smoke cleared he had 10 dollars in his hand EXACTLY the price I'd pay for a normal haircut anywhere else
Accurate looll
FUNNY DUDE! Subscribed.
His original channel is Russell Peters
great video, no bad language. Isn't it amazing, a comedian can make people laugh just using normal clean language! Thanks for this video.
You have to see live,lots of swearing.
Russell Peters cool comedian .
My very sec job as a teenager was working at ice place owned by Asian man. He said *_you give too much ice cream. You keep doing that I'll run out of business tomorrow._* Who knew there was a technique to scooping ice cream. Needless to say, I quit that very same day I started 😩😩.
I love Russell Peters. He is amazing comedian. His family must be proud. You are hilarious, Russell! Keep making me laugh. U might not believe it but it helps my depression when I listen to you. God bless you
We effin love the cheap brown shade
You say "ay"
He is very funny made. Me laugh
billbo1852 YES He made billibo laugh 😎🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
lmao
It's true! I worked in a retail store for a few years were it was heavily populated with Indian people. I would either get the very sweet and generous or the very rude and penny pincher. One time a guy tried to tell me that we had a sign outside that was a different price from what was ringing up. I couldn't find it or see it and he still wanted me to give him the discount 😂. Another time I had a guy ask me what I can do for him about taking money off the cigarettes he wanted. I told him nothing or he can buy cheaper smokes.... didn't like that very much. Gotta give it to them, have no shame in asking for money off.
Lucky GoldFish I haven’t met the sweet and generous one yet
So good.
Jesus christ that sounded like some legit cantonese
It’s better said when it’s said by the right person Hahahaha
Dying🤣...👌
Groupon or taste card?
I once walked in a milk bar run by chinese on a 40 degree celcius day mouth parched and the owner refused to sell me a drink of water because I was 5 cents short.
Wow there a different spieces
He probably thought u were acting entitled
Milk Bars are a real thing?!
I couldn't agree more! 🤣👍👏
Amazing how funny
LOL ..... GOOD STUFF!
Hilarious!
Damn he's on point!
Hi baby
hilarious! its soooooooo true!
Best joke ever
Classic
So I have a middle eastern friend and we were going to a beach where we had to pay for parking. I said "Okay cool it's $10.00 for all day parking. I'll bring $5.00 you bring the other 5 and we're good." He texts me back "Oh yeah don't worry bro don't worry." So I said "Wow dude you're paying all of it?" He said "No I mean don't worry."
So now I'm confused. I say "Well you need to bring $5 so we split parking, so stop somewhere and be sure to get some cash and we'll be even." This dude said "Dude you worry too much about money don't worry. Money doesn't bring happiness he say 'I need money.' she say 'I need money.' but when it's all said and done you die then what? Don't take money with you!" Right now I'm dumbfounded. Is this dude serious? I knew him for, like, two years and this is tripping me. I finally said "Okay Mr. Philosopher. You say money can't buy happiness, but the both of us paying $5 so we can hang out at the beach DOES bring me happiness, so make sure your ass has that money when we get there, or I'll straight up make us turn this car back around towards a damn bank."
Then when we got there he paid for the entire thing. I was wtf-ing all day long after that.
I guess my point is if you insinuate an Indian/Middle Eastern dude CAN'T afford something, he'll break this rule just to prove you wrong.
😂
Your so funny!
Good job
This is funneee!
I tried to represent two Indian clients
They are former clients.
Draw your own conclusions.
Russell sorta looks like Ted from How I met your mother
14th?
He got them Chinese people on the money
Its 100 % true
Pure truth
I died laughing my ass off....lol.
Its spot on the $
Russell peters always gives the impression of disliking indians.
7 stars to pacific mall. ¬
''' 3.50 !''
STOP COUNTING IDC WHAT # u are...
26th.
In real estate sales we where toold to not sale Patel... Lol
Why the fuck are most people here shaking a fist at would be offended people who aren’t offended. Chill out guys
Once in the letter a Chinese man told me you come back please I give you very good price
Hahahah
a very humo(u)rous guy -- always felt that Chinese & Jews were "funny about money" but not nec'ly cheap, so I'm grateful to Mr. Peters for setting the record straight / ! /
🤣🤣🤣
how come this clip is bad quality now it used to be ok
So they could post it
i love this!! n im Nepalese close to Indian n i lovee it so true
You are so pretty
He must have had really hot curry and pooped lava whole night, he couldn't stopped mourning about indian since then.
“Be a MAN?!” What a pathetic way for a salesman to try to manipulate a potential customer to make a sale! HILARIOUS!!😂
Y’all need to stop commenting. Be a man.