Cheap Indians and Greedy Chinese

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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2007
  • Hilarious Russell Peters Clip
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  • @Bmore2Htown
    @Bmore2Htown 4 роки тому +124

    Judging by the comment section, people appreciate honest relatable comedy. Political Correctness is poison.

  • @AdityaSingh-gb2lk
    @AdityaSingh-gb2lk 5 років тому +451

    This dude is embarrassingly accurate.

  • @tannermeyers
    @tannermeyers 5 років тому +163

    Man!!! Russel nails the Hong Kong Chinese accent/cheap salesman perfectly!!!

  • @RonWylie-gk5lc
    @RonWylie-gk5lc 5 років тому +145

    He is really good, THIS is how we used to laugh at each other, nothing really racist just gentle fun

    • @ednise69
      @ednise69 4 роки тому +2

      I miss those days😔

  • @kevinl6231
    @kevinl6231 5 років тому +176

    Yup. The Chinese thing is spot on😶.

  • @World-birder
    @World-birder 14 років тому +176

    i am chinese too, i'm in china, it's hard to get on youtube here, but i tried my best to only to watch Russell Peters, he's sooo freakin' funny.

    • @morgoth1946
      @morgoth1946 4 роки тому +6

      But u r Persian lover😂

    • @antonioalbul00
      @antonioalbul00 4 роки тому +2

      Hope you are still active man, I know you guys have a hard time getting internet there

    • @KING-ri2vs
      @KING-ri2vs 4 роки тому +4

      Our dear persianlover was executed coz he illegally watched UA-cam in China 😔

    • @MOON23SHADOW
      @MOON23SHADOW 4 роки тому +2

      Be a man

    • @MRBlack01234
      @MRBlack01234 4 роки тому +2

      Why

  • @shaggydawg5419
    @shaggydawg5419 4 роки тому +45

    That English with Cantonese accent is scarily on point!

  • @rayfinkle9369
    @rayfinkle9369 5 років тому +41

    Yeah in the US. In Chinese markets you walk away and the price goes down every step you take. lol

    • @rayfinkle9369
      @rayfinkle9369 5 років тому +5

      @Johnny Pharellex Go to the Temple Street Night Market in Tsim Sha Tsui... or cross into Shenzhen and see for yourself how hard they try to sell you anything. I bet you've never even been to China. lol

    • @zhongmingzhao101
      @zhongmingzhao101 4 роки тому

      Justin Wong Peter Russell is impersonating Cantonese speaking Chinese. And idk if you ever been to Pacific mall, that place is filled with your so called Hongkong People.

    • @gpl992
      @gpl992 4 роки тому

      lmao thats pretty funny

  • @sarsaparillasunset3873
    @sarsaparillasunset3873 5 років тому +17

    "Pacific Mall"... LOL. Like how all the Chinese seafood restaurants have the word King, Dynasty, or Imperial in them.

    • @faybelle2991
      @faybelle2991 4 роки тому +1

      I ate at the Imperial King Dynasty 888 just last week!!!

  • @connorho8115
    @connorho8115 4 роки тому +6

    I recommend do not eat food while watching his show. I almost choked myself bursting up laughing so hard. Lol

  • @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
    @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 5 років тому +406

    Copper wire was invented in India ... By two hindu's fighting over a penny !!!!

    • @rauljuarez3884
      @rauljuarez3884 5 років тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @savannah6206
      @savannah6206 5 років тому +7

      Hahaha that was really funny 👍

    • @leorocko2843
      @leorocko2843 5 років тому +5

      Haha haha that's a good one dude

    • @dzaster3434
      @dzaster3434 5 років тому +24

      The original joke was two Jews fighting over a penny.

    • @colinremmer2417
      @colinremmer2417 5 років тому

      Heard that was two Yorkshiremen

  • @mekelreen9869
    @mekelreen9869 4 роки тому +4

    Worked for a Chinese man, served Indian customers, this is spot on.

  • @freddiemontanez8461
    @freddiemontanez8461 4 роки тому +25

    NAMASTE, you are hilarious 😂. you are accurately right.

  • @shielajarvis8977
    @shielajarvis8977 5 років тому +14

    If we could all just get along! This guy is hilarious.

  • @scottleft3672
    @scottleft3672 5 років тому +20

    It's pretty funny though....his Hong Kong accent is spot on.

  • @jiradejkong-ngern4692
    @jiradejkong-ngern4692 10 років тому +83

    what he say it very much true :)

  • @mellowsoplays2518
    @mellowsoplays2518 5 років тому +5

    I laughed so hard man , that was great comedy thanks !

  • @juliesngh
    @juliesngh 4 роки тому

    I have watched his repeat shows multiple times! It never gets boring! Hes too good...doesnt even need to try!

  • @lady8542
    @lady8542 5 років тому +6

    SPOT ON laughing my head off.

  • @pahari75
    @pahari75 5 років тому +10

    One of his initial videos which were instrumental in making him mega famous.

  • @vespasian1695
    @vespasian1695 4 роки тому +3

    So I worked construction for my cousin during the summer every year, and I swear whenever I go to an Indian customer I think of Russel rather then arguing with them I just deal with it

  • @mottahead6464
    @mottahead6464 14 років тому +9

    Great video.
    Great comedian.

  • @007sharmaanil
    @007sharmaanil 5 років тому +117

    guys.... take it sportingly.... he talks about races but still. not a racist... he's got great sense of humour..... Enjoy... thats uncommon for a Canadian of indian origin..... lol

    • @bencollins51
      @bencollins51 5 років тому +1

      Can a white person do the same jokes?

    • @zeekhan1434
      @zeekhan1434 5 років тому +1

      @@bencollins51 Can't - they don't have that deep insight of cultures.

    • @bencollins51
      @bencollins51 5 років тому +1

      @@zeekhan1434 you stupid?

    • @nickinurse6433
      @nickinurse6433 5 років тому +2

      Who are you talking to? There isn't one comment where anyone was offended

    • @RonWylie-gk5lc
      @RonWylie-gk5lc 5 років тому +1

      THIS is how we used to be, making fun of each other, we all KNOW it is generalized and not everyone is like that but thats what makes it funny, when you can say 'I recognize that' no matter where your from or where you live

  • @TheHema5sadek
    @TheHema5sadek 4 роки тому +7

    One second i talk to my wife "Tomlaa Sen seneken to waaaaaa"

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia 5 років тому +3

    This joke about the dad always kills me 😂😂😂

  • @dontrustwhiteyevery1
    @dontrustwhiteyevery1 5 років тому +11

    Can joke like this in 2019. Miss the
    Good old days.

  • @digdeep0169
    @digdeep0169 5 років тому +4

    Russell is fricken Hilarious!!

  • @Hugatree1
    @Hugatree1 5 років тому +3

    This is so right on. Even in 2019!

  • @dzaster3434
    @dzaster3434 5 років тому +4

    His Asian accent is impeccable. Love it.

  • @ss8512
    @ss8512 5 років тому +11

    As a service worker yeah indians are like that lol middle eastern people to.

  • @desireeh2461
    @desireeh2461 4 роки тому +2

    I’m Chinese and I’m dying laughing watching this. You know he’s a successful comedian when whoever he’s making jokes about, they are not offended, instead they laugh their asses off.

  • @TheSubwaysurfer
    @TheSubwaysurfer 5 років тому +46

    I went to another Chinese barber on west 48 street off six Avenue in NYC called MR OH I was I formed by the brothers that MR OH could really do a dybamite job on your hair but you'd BETTER tip him
    So I went to MR OH a couple of times and tipped him and the legends were true he did a fantastic job and was very fast too.
    Then one day I made the mistake and didn't tip him. i figured that o was a loyal customer by now and he would understand.
    The next time I came in he seemed different. not as friendly or fast. when i got out a his chair it was the worst haircut of my life.
    i came back the following week tipped him and all was right with the world again.

    • @shivangimodirak8125
      @shivangimodirak8125 5 років тому +5

      I laughed my ass off😁😁

    • @schnikta1991
      @schnikta1991 5 років тому +2

      damn, you feel that strongly over someone else haircut????um, ok then......

    • @atlasshrugged2u
      @atlasshrugged2u 4 роки тому +1

      @@blazayblazay8888 Aww he's just tellin a story dude, it's *his* experience
      Here's another "stereotype" ...why Black people always gotta add the racial shit...
      Riddle me that? He went to the guy because the guy was good. Period. enjoy it, or move on

    • @atlasshrugged2u
      @atlasshrugged2u 4 роки тому

      @@schnikta1991 Exactly!

    • @blazayblazay8888
      @blazayblazay8888 4 роки тому +1

      T Davis enjoy these nuts

  • @rickywirapatria8973
    @rickywirapatria8973 5 років тому +6

    Daaaamn true..!! 😂😂👍🏽

  • @kneedeepinbluebells5538
    @kneedeepinbluebells5538 5 років тому +30

    Fast Forward A Dozen Years ... I Really MISS Comedy :_(

  • @leesteal4458
    @leesteal4458 4 роки тому +2

    Russell is really talented.

  • @icub4ucstr8
    @icub4ucstr8 4 роки тому +4

    He funny guy! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshwarren7569
    @joshwarren7569 4 роки тому

    I love you're videos bhai!! :) alvida

  • @koof1776
    @koof1776 5 років тому

    Excellent~

  • @Wafaloo
    @Wafaloo 14 років тому +21

    just curious why he wanted to buy a purse in the first place...

  • @simmonslack9088
    @simmonslack9088 5 років тому +2

    Talented.

  • @qianqianpan
    @qianqianpan 14 років тому +18

    be a man! do the right thing!=)

  • @c-bass710
    @c-bass710 Місяць тому

    Immovable object meets unstoppable force 😂

  • @ujalasahri
    @ujalasahri 4 роки тому

    Excellent

  • @thetexasoutlaws
    @thetexasoutlaws 5 років тому +1

    All time greatest!!

  • @chakralheart9814
    @chakralheart9814 Рік тому

    The Chinese salesman/vendor is SSSOOOO dramatic 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bartenderzzz
    @bartenderzzz 5 років тому +6

    Fukn hilarious. 2019

  • @alvarez321
    @alvarez321 5 років тому +9

    Lmfao. This is wayy too accurate.

  • @SudeepBheemireddy
    @SudeepBheemireddy 6 років тому +6

    Indians don't tip is what the waiters say. Yes, it is True. But, Some Indians tip a lot. Those will find it hard enjoying this kind of a Show. Very talented Russell !

    • @BruceWayne-gm6ed
      @BruceWayne-gm6ed 5 років тому +1

      Never in my life of being a waiter did these cheap bastards ever over tip.

  • @JackSparrow-wn1on
    @JackSparrow-wn1on 4 роки тому +2

    ha ha ha Russell Peters literally breaks race barriers 😂😂😂

  • @TheSubwaysurfer
    @TheSubwaysurfer 5 років тому +2

    I went to Chinese barber once who advertised haircuts for 6 dollars. I jumped at the price. when he finished I jumped out a his chair handed him the 6 dollars and headed for the door.
    He stopped me by asking YOU NO LIKE HAIRCIT? WHERE TIP??
    I said I did like the haircut but you said it was 6 dollars. HAIRCUT 6 DOLLAR TIP SEPARATE
    when the smoke cleared he had 10 dollars in his hand EXACTLY the price I'd pay for a normal haircut anywhere else

  • @elp1246
    @elp1246 5 років тому

    FUNNY DUDE! Subscribed.

  • @terrywickham781
    @terrywickham781 5 років тому

    great video, no bad language. Isn't it amazing, a comedian can make people laugh just using normal clean language! Thanks for this video.

    • @nayhosong
      @nayhosong 5 років тому

      You have to see live,lots of swearing.

  • @kenc.d8200
    @kenc.d8200 4 роки тому +1

    Russell Peters cool comedian .

  • @Yesu44
    @Yesu44 5 років тому +29

    My very sec job as a teenager was working at ice place owned by Asian man. He said *_you give too much ice cream. You keep doing that I'll run out of business tomorrow._* Who knew there was a technique to scooping ice cream. Needless to say, I quit that very same day I started 😩😩.

  • @violetlove1893
    @violetlove1893 4 роки тому +3

    I love Russell Peters. He is amazing comedian. His family must be proud. You are hilarious, Russell! Keep making me laugh. U might not believe it but it helps my depression when I listen to you. God bless you

  • @ShadyAJ
    @ShadyAJ 4 роки тому

    We effin love the cheap brown shade

  • @angadskate28
    @angadskate28 5 років тому +3

    You say "ay"

  • @billbo1852
    @billbo1852 5 років тому +2

    He is very funny made. Me laugh

    • @gorillamane13
      @gorillamane13 5 років тому

      billbo1852 YES He made billibo laugh 😎🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

  • @LordAzure2504
    @LordAzure2504 12 років тому +8

    lmao

  • @luckygoldfish5331
    @luckygoldfish5331 5 років тому +19

    It's true! I worked in a retail store for a few years were it was heavily populated with Indian people. I would either get the very sweet and generous or the very rude and penny pincher. One time a guy tried to tell me that we had a sign outside that was a different price from what was ringing up. I couldn't find it or see it and he still wanted me to give him the discount 😂. Another time I had a guy ask me what I can do for him about taking money off the cigarettes he wanted. I told him nothing or he can buy cheaper smokes.... didn't like that very much. Gotta give it to them, have no shame in asking for money off.

    • @prowireless
      @prowireless 5 років тому

      Lucky GoldFish I haven’t met the sweet and generous one yet

  • @scottyh8494
    @scottyh8494 4 роки тому

    So good.

  • @leiladekwatro3147
    @leiladekwatro3147 5 років тому +1

    Jesus christ that sounded like some legit cantonese

  • @florenceward6954
    @florenceward6954 5 років тому

    It’s better said when it’s said by the right person Hahahaha

  • @nessag.8252
    @nessag.8252 5 років тому

    Dying🤣...👌

  • @freedom2918
    @freedom2918 5 років тому +1

    Groupon or taste card?

  • @f1nesave
    @f1nesave 5 років тому +22

    I once walked in a milk bar run by chinese on a 40 degree celcius day mouth parched and the owner refused to sell me a drink of water because I was 5 cents short.

    • @hizboo7670
      @hizboo7670 5 років тому

      Wow there a different spieces

    • @unarcher2630
      @unarcher2630 5 років тому

      He probably thought u were acting entitled

    • @DarkMirria1
      @DarkMirria1 4 роки тому

      Milk Bars are a real thing?!

  • @pennypincher7383
    @pennypincher7383 5 років тому

    I couldn't agree more! 🤣👍👏

  • @yellooh
    @yellooh 5 років тому

    Amazing how funny

  • @patricemarie2960
    @patricemarie2960 5 років тому

    LOL ..... GOOD STUFF!

  • @hcadambi1
    @hcadambi1 3 роки тому

    Hilarious!

  • @thegoat9320
    @thegoat9320 5 років тому +1

    Damn he's on point!

  • @meggtokyodelicious
    @meggtokyodelicious 5 років тому +1

    hilarious! its soooooooo true!

  • @kimsung8942
    @kimsung8942 5 років тому +1

    Best joke ever

  • @talk2s5061X
    @talk2s5061X 4 роки тому

    Classic

  • @vjm3
    @vjm3 5 років тому +6

    So I have a middle eastern friend and we were going to a beach where we had to pay for parking. I said "Okay cool it's $10.00 for all day parking. I'll bring $5.00 you bring the other 5 and we're good." He texts me back "Oh yeah don't worry bro don't worry." So I said "Wow dude you're paying all of it?" He said "No I mean don't worry."
    So now I'm confused. I say "Well you need to bring $5 so we split parking, so stop somewhere and be sure to get some cash and we'll be even." This dude said "Dude you worry too much about money don't worry. Money doesn't bring happiness he say 'I need money.' she say 'I need money.' but when it's all said and done you die then what? Don't take money with you!" Right now I'm dumbfounded. Is this dude serious? I knew him for, like, two years and this is tripping me. I finally said "Okay Mr. Philosopher. You say money can't buy happiness, but the both of us paying $5 so we can hang out at the beach DOES bring me happiness, so make sure your ass has that money when we get there, or I'll straight up make us turn this car back around towards a damn bank."
    Then when we got there he paid for the entire thing. I was wtf-ing all day long after that.
    I guess my point is if you insinuate an Indian/Middle Eastern dude CAN'T afford something, he'll break this rule just to prove you wrong.

    • @js4723
      @js4723 5 років тому

      😂

  • @brikenni
    @brikenni 4 роки тому

    Your so funny!

  • @chancemholton6611
    @chancemholton6611 4 роки тому

    Good job

  • @wayneosher6673
    @wayneosher6673 5 років тому

    This is funneee!

  • @dcllaw677
    @dcllaw677 4 роки тому +1

    I tried to represent two Indian clients
    They are former clients.
    Draw your own conclusions.

  • @daphney119
    @daphney119 5 років тому

    Russell sorta looks like Ted from How I met your mother

  • @SharEater
    @SharEater 16 років тому

    14th?

  • @ronaldbrown4678
    @ronaldbrown4678 5 років тому +1

    He got them Chinese people on the money

  • @vivalasvegas2090
    @vivalasvegas2090 5 років тому +2

    Its 100 % true

  • @mcyooyo9217
    @mcyooyo9217 5 років тому

    Pure truth

  • @uddamkumarrr
    @uddamkumarrr 4 роки тому

    I died laughing my ass off....lol.

  • @gmoney2103
    @gmoney2103 5 років тому

    Its spot on the $

  • @jpgrumbach8562
    @jpgrumbach8562 5 років тому

    Russell peters always gives the impression of disliking indians.

  • @abigailpoppins6183
    @abigailpoppins6183 5 років тому

    7 stars to pacific mall. ¬

  • @michaelpreston233
    @michaelpreston233 5 років тому

    ''' 3.50 !''

  • @JiaPRiX
    @JiaPRiX 15 років тому +5

    STOP COUNTING IDC WHAT # u are...
    26th.

  • @MrHarryc727
    @MrHarryc727 4 роки тому

    In real estate sales we where toold to not sale Patel... Lol

  • @Bokgat
    @Bokgat 5 років тому +1

    Why the fuck are most people here shaking a fist at would be offended people who aren’t offended. Chill out guys

  • @chuckwilburn1298
    @chuckwilburn1298 5 років тому +1

    Once in the letter a Chinese man told me you come back please I give you very good price

  • @btooleez
    @btooleez 5 років тому +1

    a very humo(u)rous guy -- always felt that Chinese & Jews were "funny about money" but not nec'ly cheap, so I'm grateful to Mr. Peters for setting the record straight / ! /

  • @hishamabdulwahab2164
    @hishamabdulwahab2164 5 років тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @gazriley624
    @gazriley624 5 років тому +1

    how come this clip is bad quality now it used to be ok

    • @jgvtc559
      @jgvtc559 5 років тому

      So they could post it

  • @mystupidusername101
    @mystupidusername101 13 років тому +16

    i love this!! n im Nepalese close to Indian n i lovee it so true

  • @ronaldrvc1553
    @ronaldrvc1553 5 років тому

    He must have had really hot curry and pooped lava whole night, he couldn't stopped mourning about indian since then.

  • @angelwild9145
    @angelwild9145 5 років тому +17

    “Be a MAN?!” What a pathetic way for a salesman to try to manipulate a potential customer to make a sale! HILARIOUS!!😂

  • @roytube2499
    @roytube2499 4 роки тому +3

    Y’all need to stop commenting. Be a man.