Speaking of zero kills.. I think you should try winning a game just by commanding people to die in your presence (without a nick) and then get demoted for abuse.
+RoastedChicken MC oh no you're one of those completely oblivious BajanCanadian fanboys. First off, Mitch is terrible. Sorry to break it to you, but he is ABSOLUTELY TRASH. Techno could probably 10 heart him. 2nd, Money Wars is a terrible game. 1.9 is terrible. Why play money wars if you can play Skywars? I think you should stop liking BajanCanadian cuz he is absolutely a noob compared to Techno.
Technoblade, I would like to thank you, I watch you almost everyday, and you inspire me! You inspire pretty much everyone who watches your videos. I would like to thank you for focusing some, but not all, of your life on us. Some UA-camrs don't care about there viewers, others care way to much (Normally the popular ones). It is nice to see someone with a sense of humor and who does something I love to watch. Thank you Technoblade.
Technoblade I'm seeing that you say a lot of recommendations and suggestions to the map creators and I'm just sitting here trying to figure out what your perfect map would be like. Leave a like if you think that technoblade should go into a creative world and make ONLY the pvp aspects of his perfect map so that we can see what Techno thinks would be the best map! (he doesn't have to make any decorations to the map just so that he doesn't have to struggle ( and we don't have to see and dirt shacks ))
Here's what happened: Somebody logged out and ~3 people fell off on their own. There were two good PvPers, but one fell and the other lost in a battle, and that perfect storm created that.
i can just imagine CHIRORU: HE'S HACKING I GOT VIDEO PROOF *_smacks vid on table_* Admin: That's uhh, *_looks at technoblade's video_* that's technoblade
technoblade I had bacon for breakfest so I put a burger King crown on it and took a picture and sent it to my friends with caption "look it's technoblade"
Something I just realized, when not using his main account he often uses an Alex skin. Imaging having everyone think your name is Dave and then having the audacity to use the skin with your name. Very Technoblade.
You know, ever since i learned PvP from Technoblade, i would always kill my friends and my sis in skywars easily abs they call me a hacker like LITERALLY ALL THE TIME.
@@hargmone You could just block hit with like 7 - 9 CPS. I block-hit and win almost every game of solo bedwars and skywars that i join. Unless there's like a 200 star tryhard which like 1 shots me
Next time someone calls hacks on you, you should un-nick and say, "Of course I'm hacking."
Lol
TheDiamondSprtn good one
But he hacks. That's the truth man
@@annoyingguyoninternet1631 u can't unnick mid game :L
@@MyFist then how did wisp do it mid game in isaac's video
Who else is rewatching his old videos or trying to find ones you've never watched.
LuckyBoyPro too bad I’ve seen most of them
Me
Me
Yeup.
I'm watching just because is good. I'm new at his channel.
"Cages aren't the best indicator of skill"
*cough* *cough* Magic Box Cage
?
CartoonAddict I think I've seen you from somewhere before...
tru
Cages are one thing, but people should really learn what that dragon means.
It means he was top 10 ranked, people. Stow your hackusations xD
CartoonAddict I have slime cage and I'm abysmal.
Speaking of zero kills.. I think you should try winning a game just by commanding people to die in your presence (without a nick)
and then get demoted for abuse.
That would be an awesome idea man 😂
PLEASE DO THIS
minus getting demoted
LOL
zero KILLS?????? HELLO S TAKE IT OUT PLEASE
How to get 19 KDR like technoblade
1) Always block hit
They learn so quickly!
+Technoblade who would win banja or u
+Technoblade also have u played egg wars yet if not plz play
+Technoblade lol
+RoastedChicken MC oh no you're one of those completely oblivious BajanCanadian fanboys. First off, Mitch is terrible. Sorry to break it to you, but he is ABSOLUTELY TRASH. Techno could probably 10 heart him. 2nd, Money Wars is a terrible game. 1.9 is terrible. Why play money wars if you can play Skywars? I think you should stop liking BajanCanadian cuz he is absolutely a noob compared to Techno.
“The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.” - Sun Tzu
Sun tzuuuu
Ok, I’m not saying that I don’t like this book or anything,
But is this book just a collection of quotes and nothing else?
@@thunderstorm4049 yes deal with it
@@notaalien3 I don't even remember making this comment lmao, I don't agree with what I apparently said lol, it's a good book.
0:38 "it's raining men"
And directly after that my brother said hallelujah cause something good happened to him in a game!! xDDD
Lmao techno talking about "I only change my texture pack at most once a week" while I've had the same texture pack for 5 years
I’m guessing it’s the default texture pack
So What’s Wrong With Dat?
lucas ralphs Maybe...
@@LittleVictorMinecraft nah I’m just saying if you have the same texture pack for 5 years the first thing that came to mind was default texture pack
lucas ralphs True
technoblade stats: Eggs Thrown: 4,676 Enderpearls Thrown: 7,539 Hoow?
5$ per extra epearls in chest for techno
@@Cynthionic lol
disperect with the eggs eggs are way better than ender pearls
@@cakemaster5897 you cant clutch with an egg
@@dioxide39 yes you can
Techno: "I should pay attention to the people in front of me."
Also Techno: *Proceeds to make a good weapon*
That Jedoosky guy in the second match waited over 8 minutes just to say “your banned”.
1. You”re
2. What a low life
You're*
Touque idiot
TordeliciousTom you”’’”’”’re*
You’re
@@redrobsanthem9206 ur
It feels different to see this now. Rip Technoblade. The worlds greatest legend. He will truly never die.
:'(
“It’s raining men.” -Technoblade 2016
Is that a JoJo reference?!
He can get a 0 kill win ang gets called a god but when i get a 0 kill win I get called a camping noob
You see, Timmy, there was a small difference, Techno didn't camp!
That's cause Techno didn't camp lol
@@DamageMaximo and woooosh
@@anuvijain6042 also woooosh
@@11Survivor Sorry I am terrible at reading sarcasm in messages.
Now this makes me think everyone just jumps off when they see technoblade
Technoblade, I would like to thank you, I watch you almost everyday, and you inspire me! You inspire pretty much everyone who watches your videos. I would like to thank you for focusing some, but not all, of your life on us. Some UA-camrs don't care about there viewers, others care way to much (Normally the popular ones). It is nice to see someone with a sense of humor and who does something I love to watch. Thank you Technoblade.
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD (jk)
Technoblade I'm seeing that you say a lot of recommendations and suggestions to the map creators and I'm just sitting here trying to figure out what your perfect map would be like. Leave a like if you think that technoblade should go into a creative world and make ONLY the pvp aspects of his perfect map so that we can see what Techno thinks would be the best map! (he doesn't have to make any decorations to the map just so that he doesn't have to struggle ( and we don't have to see and dirt shacks ))
3 years late but uh. “ITS RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH”
Judging by that speed you talk at in the first 10 seconds or so you should be a horse race commentator
With a monotone voice ,people would think nothing important is happening
Adhd does that
Girls: why is there no guy for me
The world: 0:38
The guys were all falling for Techno, Girls have to up their game.
All PvP youtuber change their pack every 10 minutes
is the time of their videos
lol
Here's what happened: Somebody logged out and ~3 people fell off on their own. There were two good PvPers, but one fell and the other lost in a battle, and that perfect storm created that.
Legends still watch his videos
I'm here because of Technoblade's advertisement.
Me
TECHNOBLADE! Was any elbows harmed whilst making this video??!!!
Humble beginning to an unfortunate end. We'll miss techno.
The semi-impossible challange: get 11 kills on Novus 😏
Refraction did it in his video 0 "back to 11 kill games".
This is the video when he starts smoking 64 packets of cigarettes
The first game looked like real life footage of 9/11
Lol these kids mvp and call hacks on all shit
ikr
Tbh technoblade's existence is equivalent to hacks
I feel like here is the beginning of the best years of technoblade.
skywars arc was the best technoblade arc prove me wrong I dare you
Wow! That beginning! I think that was the quickest skyward game ever!
i can just imagine
CHIRORU: HE'S HACKING I GOT VIDEO PROOF *_smacks vid on table_*
Admin: That's uhh, *_looks at technoblade's video_* that's technoblade
Please Hypixel, add back Novus
youtube : It's time to recommend this to everyone
Yep. Here I am a year later due to recommendation. 😂
It’s kinda cool seeing the old skywars maps
RIP techno we all love you
yeah 😢
*Skywars insta kicks anyone block hitting*
Techno: "Welp, time to revive blitz survival games"
R.I.P. to this legend
Techno can't die now as he's in an invincible state in heaven. RIP Techno.
It’s not that difficult, just be on Techno’s team
technoblade I had bacon for breakfest so I put a burger King crown on it and took a picture and sent it to my friends with caption "look it's technoblade"
I heard Techno say "sooooo much golden leather." I don't think I can hear right
Something I just realized, when not using his main account he often uses an Alex skin.
Imaging having everyone think your name is Dave and then having the audacity to use the skin with your name.
Very Technoblade.
That's really something Techno would've done tbf
@@blesskurunai9213 but he dead
@@wyattschmitt6453 oh sorry I should've used past tense. My bad
Happy Birthday Techno!
:(
This could be the first 0 kill win Skywars for all Minecraft.
Technoblade I dare you to make your nick "TheBiggestNerd"
Everybody would know it's him tho
+Morris Gump or maybe a fan
Little did we know, he would use the same 0 kills techniques to win a war years later, a potato war...
I’ve gotten recommended most videos by Technoblade after he died
Technoblade is that good he does not even need to fight to win!
hits a bit different now
Have you ever lost, technoblade?
Once, many years ago
(and a lot ever since)
+Technoblade lmao that's a lie, you never lose, right?
He lost in about 10 episodes before,when he tried to troll someone
What GUI do you use?
+Technoblade u rock technoblade
"Its raining men"
-Technoblade on drugs, 2016
Lol
When your vocation will end
27th or 28th
+Technoblade Are those your birthdays?
+xXMLGXx BLEACH CHUGGER 69 xXMLGXx no it's when he's vacation will end
+Technoblade HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY.
Techno now you must win by taking ZERO damage
People who don't know what ender pearls are: omg he teleported!
11:59 smooth transition
i love every pack technoblade used
OMG HIS VOICE IS SO MUCH HIGHER HERE.
Always has been
Adrianna Hynson I cant tell a difference, probably cuz I watch old techno vids because I’m content drained
Yes this happened to me, i watched the whole match fell to the void while drinking my water
00:00 Best insane modifier ever.
No.
Yes.
"its raining men" -technoblade 0:37
You know, ever since i learned PvP from Technoblade, i would always kill my friends and my sis in skywars easily abs they call me a hacker like LITERALLY ALL THE TIME.
xd
Still killing them?
@@nullFoo Two fingers on M1, spam both of that at different times. It takes a bit of getting used to but hey faster swings
@@nullFoo I guess you need more practice.
@@hargmone You could just block hit with like 7 - 9 CPS. I block-hit and win almost every game of solo bedwars and skywars that i join. Unless there's like a 200 star tryhard which like 1 shots me
i'm hearing a dead person's sound R.I.P technoblade.
Imagine ur playing on the hypixel network and you see
+xx Coins! You were tipped by *[Gold] [PIG+++] Technoblade!*
* [PIG+++]
@@loneranger4282 Ah yes I am idiot I meant [PIG+++]
How are you so good. That first game was genius. Your plays were sick.
Technoblade Never Dies!
That made me sad
@@Sillylittlebathroomdisease me too
00:50, for that map I use the troller kit and jump to the bottom mid snd place the cob web before I touch the ground to save myself
There is no damage at beginning of game so doesn't matter
That's just mlg but worse
I don’t play on hypixel so half of what techno says sounds like another language
big mood, technos hypixel videos are like hypixel duolingo for me lol
0:38 it's raining men hallelujah
6:29 Isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over?
When he was talkin bout the cages I’m like “I have a rainbow cage, I’m bad, but I’m happy lol”
I miss him :(
Technoblade: 0 KILL WIN THATS INSANE
Fruitberries: Amateur hour
0:01 I miss this map :(
novus best map bring back pls
The first game lasted 66 seconds.
awesome
if I fought an alex skin with that skill I would call hacks for sure
i remember when i got a 0 kill win. it was hilarious! i was waiting for the last guy to fight me but then he just walked off
Hey the texture pack link in the description is dead, anyone know what the pack is called?
COD's private pack
yeah, i spent a while looking for this too
Shake the leggings off - the parody of shake it off
in my mind saying technoblade you forgot to wear diamond leggings for 3 min
OMG techno its been too loong since I watched your videos but Happy Birthday
;-;
technoblade plz notice me its my birthday
+Technoblade. when you said dont tell me there were gear in there when you throwed stuff out there was lol
R.I.P Legend
what is the texture pack bc the vid says private
"leave a like nerds" famous last words...
hax
Tip. If a player if a player hits you with a strength affect they have kill aura
Techno said '"raining men" he's sexist
if trump said it it'd be a scandal
+Technoblade LOL
+Technoblade wait you reply I thought it was just a legend like you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It's a song
TRIGGERED
"dude you sax" lmfao
Now I want to see technoblade play the sax
I hide on my island for most of the game and crouch so the other people can't find me and they just end up jumping off
when I try and do that, they just blow up my island with TNT and I fall off the map...lol
compasses exist
Techno blade never dies
How are you block hitting!? It is 1.8+
you can block hit in 1.8, it's basically the same
also using 1.7 blockhit animation mod but that's just visual
Technoblade Ok thank you, i am much better with the 1.7 animation, that will help me alot
1.7 animatioooooooons
I miss you techno :(
When people accuse you of hacking you should Un nick and confuse them
I miss that first map... Novus, I'll never forget you!
RIP Novus
2016-2017
techno are u using a 1.7 animation mod?
no its 1.0 animations
Ahmad Faeezuddeen i like how judging by most of the people that will respond to this, that joke will go over their heads.
You aren't wrong Techno. I recently got a legendary cage out of the soul well XD
That first game made me think you we're playing Minecraft skywars 9/11 edition
R.I.P Technoblade
You should make a series where you DDoS people who call hax on you
oh
U r crazzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
DDoS people that hurt you****
no thats bad
DDoS people that say gg*