I SWEAR I'M NOT A GOAT!! | When Goats Join Cults
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2016
- Also I'm not entirely sure why I want to join a cult...
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As a goat I am extremely offended by this
I'm sorry.
yum yum I love the taste of goat 😋
😂😂😂😂
Be happy that i dont eat goats xD
Be as offended as you want cults don't deserve anything good
Mark 2016: "I'm not in a cult"
Mark 2020: "Follow us, come to our daily meetings, buy our death garb, sing our hymns, chant with us, do as we instruct, inform us of it, and we may allow you to advance in our ranks"
memento mori Unus Annus
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
They even have their own handshake!
Welp the cult is now gone
Raphael Araneta perhaps. But we still have the memories. Unus Annus, memento mori.
2016: "I'm not in a cult pffff"
2019: Makes Unus Annus
Edit: 2020 - RIP Unus Annus
What's that?
@@CrispyChicken38 a great channel with Mark and Ethan. follow them now. time is running out
jood sooo joood
@@CrispyChicken38 its only here for 5 ish more months watch it while you can!
UNUS ANNUS UNUS ANNUS
The Cult of the Markimoo. All initiates must wear a pink mustache.
oh no that face
And any who attempt to join the Cult of Markimoo without a pink mustache are cooked by chef dog and eaten by Wilford Warfstache.
I wonna wear a pink robe!!!!
when I saw ur profile pic I almost spit my water on my screen oh god
yeah
"I mean, when I die, I hope people say for years, 'What a tasty anus, that Markiplier had!' " - Markiplier, 2016
"Cults, in general, seem to be ok." -Markiplier, 2016
Oh god, lol XD
Penis penis, boopy poopie, boper popper, Pants
-Markiplier 2016
XD XD XD XD XD
"**incoherent noises**"
- Markiplier, 2016
I will say one thing, the picture of the goat on the title screen is extremely adorable.
yep
Snapper Pickle what?
Snapper Pickle Where did that come from...?
ikr
It’s furry material
Tim got crushed by a box.
Oh.
The irony... Poor Tim XD
OH THE IRONY X'D
IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Tiny box Tim...
your pic is perfect
"Do not join the specific cult that eats you."
This is a wonderful life lesson.
I guess you could say those two in the library were... Corpulating...
HAHAHAHA PUNS
*you can here a certain skeleton laughing his bones off.
indeed
if...you make another pun i will find you 😠
"sans"sastinal.... Undertale... (I'm so sorry)
yay trash buddies 😺
So the cult is the Corpulets, obviously taken from Capulet, and the other guy was a Montathin, obviously Montague. The two in the library are Romeo and Juliet, so Goat/Mark can't be either of the title characters, and he's obviously from the Capulet side as that's the cult he's joining. This leaves us with the options of Juliet's parents, her cousin Tybalt and her Nurse. The parents are unlikely to be the goat seeing as he's just now joining the Capulets. Tybalt seems likely as both are violent in nature (Tybalt starts a fight in the city square, Goat/Mark pushes a box on Tim's head and eats other goats upon joining) and both die, at least in four of five endings. The Nurse is also possible; both approve of Romeo and Juliet's relationship and the Nurse uses frequent sexual innuendo which could easily be interpreted in Goat/Mark's pestering and eventual joining of and with Romeo and Juliet. So it's either Tygoat or Goarse
cynicalalpaca and this my friends, is why reading Shakespeare is awesome.
what about Paris since he was meant to marry into the capulet family????
i think yo thought about that way too hard
Honestly, I was thinking Tybalt was a better pick than Romeo and Juliet too, for that very reason. I will admit that I did not remember his name though.
i legitimately scrolled through the comments to find something like this and li and behold i found it
"Ahhhhhh..... Tim wanted to be one with the box?" -Markiplier, 2016
Mark: "I'm not in a cult'
Also mark: " UNUS! ANNUS! UNUS! ANNUS!"
Just love how you can translate the comment to read it in English 🤣
Praise be to our founders, those who started our year and finished it the way it was intended. My brothers and sisters. Be thankful you will be the first you will have a seat along side them just as I will in the new world that they create for us. Memento Mori.
Goatiplier!
lol
yes I agree
soooooooooooo idk if this is supposed to be a bot thing or something soooo
Soooo what are u saying soooo uhhhhhh
Yes I need fan art
"No, how would I know, I'm not in a cult, pffffff."I have some concerns mark.
Morgan M He's not *in* a cult, he's the leader duh
Lucas Quinn but if he is the leader he is still in the cult
@@lucasquinn1645 exposed
Like markimoo's cult
Unus annus
That is the cutest goddamn goat I've ever seen, I love him and he's mine now.
I understood that reference
The two lessons I learned:
1. Cultists are stupidly narrow-minded.
2. Goats don't taste like chicken. They taste like goots. ';...;'
All these read more comments have been getting cut off for me. :(
Yes yes, goots.
1. No, they're not. Shut the fuck up, dumbass. Cultists are very smart people.
2. What the fuck is a 'goot'?
Jade Bessinger you a cultist?
@@jadetheartsyone2295 Found the cultist Waco.
Goat joins Goat-Eating Cult. "To eats their own."
best game ever
lol
Tim was attacked by a box, how ironic in an esoteric kinda way
This title sounds exactly like what a GOAT would say!
This comment sounds exactly like what a GOAT would say
That reply sounds exactly like what a GOAT would say!
THIS COMMENT SECTION LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING A SYNTH WOULD MAKE
marc Stuart LOL
James Wilson YES
SOMEONE GOT IT
2 views 50 likes......seems like darkiplier Magic
GG
A person has to finish the whole video for it to be considered a view.
So, someone can watch it, but not until the end, and still give it a like.
thank-you for explaining Mr. Christ
+Jesus Christ a person only has to view 30 seconds of the video before it is considered a view. If the video is less than 30 seconds you have to watch the whole video
Simone Xiuh Ah, thanks for clearing that up.
"I'm not in a cult..."
THE UA-cam CULTURE THE UA-cam CUUULLTT💜💜
Did not expect a Jon Cozart reference
+hi nice 😙
YUS!! LOL. Ah the reference xD
Dun dun DUUUUUUUN
Love it!!
"Lemme zoom in on that." [!!]
"......Still...not...clear."
the immediate shit on wade smh
lol I was gonna say that
Toriel, Asgore, and Asriel are gonna flip.
but asriels dead, there's nothing left but flowey.
*makes Torgore* There you go female Asriel
cancer.
hey mark play five nights at candys 3 please
Aren't Toriel, Asgore and Asriel all bovines?
Anyone else reminded of Goat Simulator when they saw the title?
Just you two
ye
I SAW YOU ON THE STREAM CHAT LAST NIGHT LOL xD
Markiplier: "im not in a cult"
Unus Annus: *"oh really?"*
"hi bob. you like like bob. except you're balding so i guess you're a mixture of bob and wade-" SAVAGE
I love the way he moves his eyebrows in his intro XDDD
😂
Ender//The Glowing Sheep IKR 😜😂
Ender//The Glowing Sheep XDDDDD
Ender//The Glowing Sheep 😂😂😂😁
Hope you have a great day
mmmmm more likes for you
I find it quite disturbing that a bottle of bleach is talking to me
Clorox Bleach thank you😊
That Guy, Don't worry, it's not a real bleach, he's just a reptilian who has called himself a bleach.
Clorox Bleach wow I really could youse u right now
8:45
"Ida Wurst"...
="I da worst?" XD
exactly.
Thats the joke
3:48 The dude fell before the box even hit him, his body was in mid air, and did anybody else notice that Tim's body was moving really slowly to the left?
Steve54105 Gaming so subtle how could anyone notice
I slowed it .25 speed and caught it and looked at the background closely to see the distance of his feet and the lighter part of the wall
overwatchboi1 :D fair point
yus
Its true
What do furry, horned creatures eat for breakfast?
Goatmeal!
- Phil Lester
He sounds like a terrible person.
Any relation to Moe Lester?
lmao ,you have goat-to be -kidding- (baby goats are called kids) i love puns/jokes. I was cow-nting how long it took me to moo-ve again after i laughed so hard, ...okay ik I'm terrible smack me now
Oh god no
L. Dawson #oatmeal and goatmeal
Who's ready for mark to play sister location !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get EMT's ready first.
when is the game comming out
I am, but I'm not holding my breath :-p
This friday supposedly
Kelly matches my words exactly But I hope he does if it comes out!
When you're in a cult and there is suspicious activity:
*There is 1 Goat Among Us*
"Someone dropped a BOX on TIM'S head"............ anyone else gonna notice that? :P
Twas a tiny box, too....
Tim used to be tall. A box dropped on his head. He lost a foot (in height). And they called him Tiny Tim afterwards as a joke. Eventually the mocking became too much, and he began hiding in boxes to escape it. Of course, this just made the mocking worse, as they now started calling him Tiny Box Tim. It grew to a point that he could no longer take it, and he killed himself in a box. When the box he had killed himself in was thrown away, it fell off of the truck taking it to the dump, and laded in front of Mark's house. The joy emanating from Mark's house was so intense that Tim's spirit returned, and, with no body to use, he took control of the box, and became best friends with Mark, the man who's eternal ability to make people happy gave him a second chance at living a happy life.
BRAVO Kharn THE BETRAYER! HES A GOAT! EAT HIM!
*sniff* Beautiful. Just beautiful.
the truth about Tiny Box Tim...
Let's all start a cult where we sacrifice poodiepie
Yes please.
Which one, the red or green one?
who's the red one I only know green pewdiepie, original pewdiepie and blue pewdiepie
too late
Omg lol, on April fools we should all unsubscribe then sub the next day
Am I the only one that just loves the way Mark pronounces "room"? Makes me grin every time.
Same! :D
RUM.
Am I the only one who doesn't hear anything weird with the way Mark pronounces "room"?
IDK, everyone I know says roooooooom, with like a really long OOOOH, and to my ears it sounds like Mark says RUM. I like it though.
I pronoucne it rum and i dont know why... it just comes out that way...
10:00 Everyother living creature, living or dead, know the secret handshake!
Tim got crushed by a giant box, went back in time, and became Tiny Box Tim!
How could we not have realized before
:O
Gecko He got crushed by Big Box Barry.
Hello Markiplier my name is everybody and welcome to "When Goats Join Cults"
hello my name, everybody is markiplier...
hes here...
Jesus Fucking Christ!!
Jesus Christ... its Jesus! wait did I just...omg lol
Um, I'm an atheist. Lol jk
As a goat I am extremely offended
Clorox Bleach
You're a cleaning product
They're a goat. Don't crush their dreams, you cabbage.
did you just assume his gender?
Goodra
How dare you!
He assumed his sexuality YOU sexist.
*triggered*
Well then you should GOat to hell...No? Okay I'll leave
"But apperantly this goats..."
"Apperantly this goats..."
"This goats..."
GOATS
oh dear gods...
with Mark's picture currently being a black circle, that outro scene looks like something very questionable is being censored...
HEY MARK!! THEY MADE AN OUTLAST 2 DEMO....;)
He already played it.
Really?
No he didn't
3 months ago
Then what is /watch?v=Bcuz6H6YDRU ?
plot twist: the goat is markiplier
Woooowww so coool
not funny
Th3K1dInBlu3 We have bunnyplier and now we have goatiplier. What animagus is he really? Make up your mind now
THAT EXPLAINS THE TINY BOX ON TIM!!!!
(3:46 if you don't get the reference.)
Panicking Phandøms hes that one thing that tonks is thsts can change his apperiance.
Anyone here ever heard of the game "A Spectacle of Colors" (I believe), or "How to Train Your Dragon" (not based on the movies or the books). They're two games with a style a lot like this, where it's a pixelated world where you make a couple of choices and there's 5 or 6 endings. I'm wondering if they were made by the same guy
James A Clouder its called how to raise a dragon, but yes, they're great games! (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ
Those games are made by Gregory Weir, a fantastic developer. But the fact that you think the games are comparable is pretty cool, thanks!
Hershall Cook Oh, are you the developer of this game? Cool.
+James A Clouder Haha yes I am! If you like the game, I'd love some support on Greenlight. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=770662133
Mark: This game is silly.
Me: A silly Billy... goat.
Mark the pattern is on the roof thingy where the box Is, where it shows squares with halves
Goats don't taste like chicken
What do you call a goat on a mountain? Hillbilly. :D
Damn it, my mouth hurts from laughing
... and eating goats
RIP in peace, Murphy. RIP in peace.
"Rest in peace in peace"
Guy In A Fedora That's the joke.
you keep finding fun game's to play
Oh it's Pewds clone! :D Hey there!
Oh shit it is Pewds clone lol. Wicked.
yeah bros hey :D
hey man!
Well that's his job
"cults in general seem to be okay, although they seem to rely on quite a bit of cannibalism, but y'know, who can judge?" - markiplier 2016
and now mark has to play cult of the lamb
Not sure if I dig this Goat Simulator fan game...
I'm immune to your insults. :/
*r/whooooosh*
Its not a r/woosh
Have legged microwaves come back in style on MMO?
Mark....whenever you see this....i dont even know if you will but if you do....my 2 best friends died in a fatal crash trying to get away from the police.....the car ramped off of a mini van and hydroplaned into a ditch causing an explosion killing both of them instantly.....this was 3 days ago and i thought about committing suicide because i went to them for everything and we did everything together.....but then i looked at some of your happy wheels videos and watched other people making hilarious montages of you raging and your best moments.....i just wanted to let you know Mark.....you have just saved a life thank you....from the bottom of my heart and i will always love you Mark!!!
I saw the title and was like
"magic goats?"
:P
Wow! I made the art for this game! Thanks so much for playing, this is so cool!!
Tim got crushed by a box TINY BOX TIM CONFIRMED
At 5:33 did anyone else notice they flipped each other off as their "handshake"?
Wurst means Sausage on German
Everyone knows
"Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Turner😂."
That came to my head when Mark said Tim so many times😂💀.
"Do you, marvelous goat, want to stay here with us?"
What is this, Goat Simulator Beta?
thesupersonicstig
No, it's Baphomet Simulator 666.
I made the music for this game! So whack to hear it in the background...
Devour, the Netflix adaptation
I knew that Corpulet sounded too close to Capulet...
big box Bob
tiny box Tim
giant box Gretchen
mini box Murphy
box cult!!!!!
Ida Wurst ... >_> I see what you did there...
0:49 my mans just shat on bob and wade in a few words lmao
TIM wanted to be one with the BOX. Remind you of somebody else, Mark?
Tim wanted to be one with the box he says... TINY BOX TIM!
Don't know about you, but Ida Wurst made me think of "I da wurst"/"I'm the worst." Pfft.
That goat was the cutest, though.
that's the joke
like Ben Dover
and Justin time
marc Stuart Fantastic. I didn't see anyone commenting on them, so I feared I was being stupid XD
Nathalaia mah there is tons of stuff
Lots of Justin ones
Or Ida best in stead
Or Eileen Dover
I can't think of any more
But you get the point
marc Stuart Fair enough. Gotta love such humour.
Nathalaia puns are great
Alucard: I tried to paint it red, but I couldn't find enough goats. So I scrapped it.
Goat simulator needs an add-on with this cult...
Mark you should make a whole video dedicated to your warm up and mess ups while you record a video
I thought this was another expansion to goat simulator hahaha
Now that I think about that there is probably some cults that worship goats
MyMinion777. That first guy will forever be known as MYMinion777
tim killed by box= tiny box tim
bob was there too
Mark: "I'm not in a cult pfff"
Me: Not yet, but you do make one...he he he
I like how mark says "rum" instead of "room"
Hi everyone! I'm the developer. First off, thank you to Mark for playing the game, that's incredible. For everyone who enjoyed what they saw, it would mean a ton if you donated to the Kickstarter: www.kickstarter.com/projects/292605641/when-goats-join-cults
1 VIEW HOLY SHIT
ikr!
Markiplier, try out Astroneer. It's a early access game on steam that has beautiful low poly graphics. And its about *SPACE*.
Hey, Mark! If you're still interested in games with cults, you should try Cultist Simulator. You run the cult from founding to your inevitable death; still, each playthrough gives you more and more insight into what you could do better, faster, and less dangerously next time. The mechanic for the New Game Plus sort of thing is interesting, too - it turns it into a real story, gives you a *reason* for having benefits. All in all, I think you'd like it!
I feel like this is the predecessor to Untitled Goose Game.
I needed the laugh from this video.
So is Mark going to play sister location?
Limitz 2OP He is! Go watch the game theory's live stream
Toaster Mc pasta Ok thanks!
I sure hope so.
Limitz 2OP he did
Creeper2.0 well now I know but thanks anyway...
God this is like the first mark video I watched. It's so nostalgic and happy. I love this game
2:30
Mark: I gotta eat as much as I can so they don't kill me!
"Ignores the guillotine above him"
in the beginning i thought you said sexual norms instead of social norms
*a creeps up* do I see Rocky Horror?
GaMzEe mAkArA idk ask the sweet transvestite in my profile picture
mmm yes quite
S'more google feud
Yes please 😄
It's time for Mark to get his crown again
One of the lessons I'm getting from this is that no matter what you do, some people will spit on your grave. But it's up to you to take care the poeple close to you don't spits on you while you live.
WHO'S READY FOR MARKYPOO TO PLAY SISTER LOCATION
nisa rojas MEEEEE
Who Doesnt??
NO DUR
foxy lover girl ikr
***** I know
Oct.7.2016
Ready for Sister Location
More like Cancer Location
DoubleZZombie Why❔
my b day
10:02 "Every living creature, both living and dead" - Markiplier, 2016.
“Every living creature both living and dead in the entire universe...”
- Markimoo 2016