The Unicum Guide to the STA-2

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  • @zadeoooo
    @zadeoooo 8 років тому +162

    "You only help your teammates because they can not be shot at if they're dead" I died

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 роки тому

      Youre a bad teammate

    • @zadeoooo
      @zadeoooo 4 роки тому

      @@MsZsc huh? Was a quote

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 4 роки тому +1

      Because you died

  • @andrewdarrell4970
    @andrewdarrell4970 8 років тому +96

    "This is why there is no Israeli tech tree"
    LOL

  • @Donnerbalken28
    @Donnerbalken28 8 років тому +46

    Selfish, pragmatic bastard = Littlefinger.
    Well played sir. Well played.

  • @DarknessInferno15
    @DarknessInferno15 9 років тому +23

    It's good to hear a professionals advice. You can really hear the wisdom in his voice. Oh yes indeed.

  • @ndeporceri
    @ndeporceri 8 років тому +47

    "Only help you teammates because when they are dead they can't be shot at" XD

  • @AsagiriKendai
    @AsagiriKendai 9 років тому +2

    Once again, great vid. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing my ass off. I can't wait to see what else you have in store. Perhaps in the future you might inform/entertain us on your opinion of artillery or share map tactics.

  • @willannells6988
    @willannells6988 9 років тому

    ROFL, This is the second absolutely golden channel Jingles has brought to my attention

  • @Seraphil1
    @Seraphil1 9 років тому

    "You only help your teammates because they cannot be shot at if they are dead."
    I think you've hit paydirt with these. Keep it rolling!

  • @ceeb2275
    @ceeb2275 9 років тому

    Dude.... just Dude. Awesome, you have to keep this series up. I already had one clan mate say "I cant compete with that"

  • @bim-rayyau2925
    @bim-rayyau2925 9 років тому

    You got the hang of these reviews, man! Just as funny and informative as the M4A1 Revolver review.

  • @Rencill
    @Rencill 9 років тому

    "You only help your teammates because they cannot be shot at if they are dead" -That line is fucking gold man, keep up the amazing work!

  • @mickleblade
    @mickleblade 9 років тому

    Love the gobbledygook from the speech synthesis, it's like those predictive txt fuckups!

  • @Lemonady
    @Lemonady 9 років тому

    I love this kind of videos man. You made my day. Please do more !!!

  • @KidKill01
    @KidKill01 9 років тому

    Please make more! this series is gold

  • @1protun1
    @1protun1 9 років тому

    Please continue doing these. It's so hilarious.

  • @core5450
    @core5450 9 років тому

    Wow epic video mate! This computer voice format is funny as hell xD

  • @Farmeraap
    @Farmeraap 8 років тому +45

    How about a Unicum guide to Churchill Guncarrier?

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 8 років тому +8

      *Churchill Goldcarrier.

    • @mr.deefoster7898
      @mr.deefoster7898 8 років тому

      +thehockeyhawk20 noice one

    • @VonGrav
      @VonGrav 8 років тому

      Once you get the top gun it becomes a beast xD

    • @ErisAlter
      @ErisAlter 7 років тому

      *Clutchill Game Carrier

  • @darktemplar9198
    @darktemplar9198 9 років тому

    i am laughing so hard at your reviews.....bloody good job mate...keep it up

  • @ZakreonK
    @ZakreonK 9 років тому

    Keep making these! I've never enjoyed WoT videos till these ones

  • @Hanfgurkenhasser
    @Hanfgurkenhasser 9 років тому

    God, these are hilarious! And helpful at the same time. Please make moaaaaar!

  • @subaluigi
    @subaluigi 9 років тому

    These guides are hilarious. I hope to see some more :)

  • @nuclearcommando9729
    @nuclearcommando9729 9 років тому

    Used subtitles in an attempt to clearly find out what he was saying with the Panther II. Subtitles couldn't pick it up, but it did get these gems:
    0:27 "STA too because you are a selfish pragmatic bathroom this is what you do"
    0:33 "You buy vertical stabilizers, drama, and optics, again"
    1:00 "You quickly pope corners you she was on the news you are beautiful crest like bill cosby abuses women with open drains"

  • @Elpresidente98
    @Elpresidente98 9 років тому

    These are great man! Funny and informative; best combo!

  • @kovacstibi8824
    @kovacstibi8824 9 років тому

    Loving your vids mate, just keep going

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk 8 років тому

    A part of the song that plays at 2:45 is from Vision from Escaflowne - Shadow of Doubt
    ua-cam.com/video/mRUFVDGfAi0/v-deo.html

  • @SeshSoldier
    @SeshSoldier 9 років тому

    The best series of tank reviews ever.

  • @squeakyice-cream441
    @squeakyice-cream441 9 років тому

    These video's are great, very much hope you keep making more :)

  • @emperror85
    @emperror85 9 років тому +32

    RNG is rigged to make me lose games.

  • @USSWISCONSIN64
    @USSWISCONSIN64 9 років тому +67

    Lowe is next after this?

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +14

      +USSWISCONSIN94 Maybe, maybe not. I want to see what sort of reception this video gets first. The Lowe is probably my favorite tank, so I wanna make sure I have the formula down pat before I make a video for it.

    • @USSWISCONSIN64
      @USSWISCONSIN64 9 років тому

      Lowe is your favorite? Nice. Any other tier 8 premium heavies like the T34? :)

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому

      ***** I have most of the regular-type premiums, and a few that are a little more rare.
      Just check out my service history on WoT and you'll see what I mean.

    • @USSWISCONSIN64
      @USSWISCONSIN64 9 років тому

      Interesting.

    • @Asghaad
      @Asghaad 9 років тому

      +Sliphantom maybe something GOOD for the next would be nice :) maybe something like E-25, AT15A or SU100Y - overpowered premiums that almost nobody seems to know how to use

  • @colony1985
    @colony1985 9 років тому

    keep them coming bro! so good

  • @TroidHunter
    @TroidHunter 9 років тому

    i just bought the STA-2 and I kinda fell into the playstyle for it and loved it. I have no idea how much gold to load but a dozen, why not. I've had very few issues penning things even though I'm used to the long 88 from the germans.

  • @kennethportis3572
    @kennethportis3572 9 років тому

    This is awesome!! Need more of this!!!

  • @nikolasubaric
    @nikolasubaric 9 років тому

    I love these, keep making them :D

  • @performa9523
    @performa9523 8 років тому

    Now that was funny! Nice work sir!

  • @510Anonymous
    @510Anonymous 9 років тому +4

    Anyone catch the Chieftain giving a double thumbs up at 1:23?

  • @95iBall
    @95iBall 9 років тому

    just anything with generic male generated mgl commentator voice becomes pure gold for some reason :D
    and then hidden behind the memes is actually intelligent content. its glorious.
    keep the great banter up m88

  • @yukitakahashi1012
    @yukitakahashi1012 9 років тому

    -was pretty bad at STA-2 before watching this video- -watches video, decides I wanna try my STA-2- The first battle I played was an ace tanker. Thanks OP! xD

  • @jameswg13
    @jameswg13 9 років тому

    this had me giggling all the way through like a little kid. would love one day to see world of warships versions specially with ranked battles but that day is probably a long way away. :(

  • @johnfarscape
    @johnfarscape 9 років тому

    loved this. Looking forward to seeing more :)

  • @Exxod2442
    @Exxod2442 9 років тому

    "You only help your teammates, cause if they are dead they can't be shot at" AHAHAHAH soooo damned right! That's what carrots and tomatoes were made for!

  • @ponchowow3871
    @ponchowow3871 9 років тому

    Where is the troll Santa laugh from at 1:12 ?

  • @matejsramek3195
    @matejsramek3195 9 років тому

    Yet another great video, keep it up :)

  • @frankvc5899
    @frankvc5899 9 років тому

    Love this tank and the guide is awesome!!!

  • @lukavmineav3489
    @lukavmineav3489 9 років тому

    Omg please make more this is amazing

  • @MrFreebie777
    @MrFreebie777 9 років тому

    Love these reviews

  • @1stWarlord
    @1stWarlord 9 років тому +31

    Do this for the T22.

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +8

      +1stWarlord If you're talking about the whale clubber, I don't own one.

    • @1stWarlord
      @1stWarlord 9 років тому

      Damn, that would have been a funny video.

    • @f45411
      @f45411 9 років тому +1

      +Sliphantom when are gonna get one, you have fans who would help you rig it since no one is on rampage like ever

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +5

      f45411 I wasn't really planning on getting on TBH. I know it's good and all but I kind of want to distance myself from the whole trainwreck that is rampage mode.

    • @f45411
      @f45411 9 років тому +2

      Sliphantom
      well the missions give decent credit and its the only medium with pike nose AND spaced armor, which basically makes it a highly agile IS-7 more or less
      with the amount of fans you have and the talent you have at making videos and playing WoT, doing this would lolz easy for someone of your caliber

  • @chems
    @chems 9 років тому

    music?

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 9 років тому +1

    Yes! YES! A million times yes!

  • @PixPanz
    @PixPanz 9 років тому +1

    Honestly if you could throw in a hit marker here or there it'd make these even more amusing.

  • @lefteriskabardis5072
    @lefteriskabardis5072 9 років тому

    absolutely marvelous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! More pls

  • @MinifiguresCoUk
    @MinifiguresCoUk 9 років тому

    Another great video!

  • @OndansetronEnthusiast
    @OndansetronEnthusiast 9 років тому

    1:14 is the best part ever

  • @househive707
    @househive707 8 років тому

    Just rewatching all the Unicum guides. Again. 3rd or 4th time because I have no short term memory.

  • @Ssssssffffff
    @Ssssssffffff 8 років тому

    best rev channel

  • @peteri9973
    @peteri9973 8 років тому

    Finally a review from someone who actually plays the dam game x'D omgg can't breath hhh

  • @ukbatole
    @ukbatole 9 років тому

    Best videos on UA-cam....

  • @ddaarrkknneezz
    @ddaarrkknneezz 7 років тому

    I'm a simple kid.
    I laugh at a video, I press subscribe.

  • @WachtAmWeb
    @WachtAmWeb 9 років тому

    Let's have a unicum guide to the SU-100Y next!

  • @dessertfox5995
    @dessertfox5995 9 років тому

    So good!!!!! Keep doing this!!!!!

  • @polarizedtigerblitz7481
    @polarizedtigerblitz7481 8 років тому

    Lol 0:48 "for candy-asses" - Sliphantom, 2015

  • @AnAverageJho
    @AnAverageJho 9 років тому

    I love the personal shot on Daigensui XDDDDDDDD

  • @kaizer0187
    @kaizer0187 9 років тому

    "m4a1 ravioli" lmao
    awesome!! video once again 👍👍👍

  • @BernaidRules
    @BernaidRules 9 років тому

    I saw your old video of you selling the Leo pta. You should make one of these videos for the Leo pta

  • @gerritvalkering1068
    @gerritvalkering1068 9 років тому +2

    wtf? this was exactly what an STA-2 did when I was in my KV-4. shooting anyone distracted by me, ducking back into cover any time he was even remotely threathened... this is truth!

    • @RogueWraith909
      @RogueWraith909 9 років тому

      +Gerrit Valkering Yup... I believe that was me... annoying the crap out of anything that was firing at you... if it tried to run it suddenly found itself with no tracks... hehehehehe.

  • @eezaak21
    @eezaak21 9 років тому

    Good stuff, I don't even play world of tanks and I enjoyed it.

  • @theduchyofmilanball3157
    @theduchyofmilanball3157 8 років тому

    from what I've played, these same guidelines apply to the Japanese medium tank line as a whole.

  • @TheRickRouss
    @TheRickRouss 9 років тому

    these are freaking genius

  • @isabellefavre850
    @isabellefavre850 9 років тому

    hilarious !
    what's the music on this vid ?

  • @davidadam7263
    @davidadam7263 9 років тому

    Love it! MOAR!

  • @shawnzilla5503
    @shawnzilla5503 8 років тому

    That Bill Cosby joke made me fall out of my chair XD

  • @HWSolo-lv8ye
    @HWSolo-lv8ye 9 років тому

    pls make guide to Matilda IV i dont know how to play this usless tank. it have low armor (on V and VI tiers) , weak gun and it is slow as TOG II* , only good thing is gun depresion -14

  • @dnky00
    @dnky00 9 років тому

    These vids are hilarious !!!

  • @TheBaldParakeet
    @TheBaldParakeet 9 років тому

    awesomeness. keep it up!

  • @wazdalos
    @wazdalos 9 років тому

    Please do more of those xD

  • @huynguyenvinh7121
    @huynguyenvinh7121 7 років тому

    I cant clearly hear what does he say at 1:13 can anyone tell me?

    • @Goldensunnykirk
      @Goldensunnykirk 7 років тому

      Wtf are you doing life_in_black. I’m trying to make a helpful video and here you are acting like a scrub. This is why there’s no Israeli tech tree.

  • @BaalZann1
    @BaalZann1 9 років тому

    "this is why there is no israeli tech tree"
    Spat up my drink mate, top kek

  • @spookytimescaryvideos4395
    @spookytimescaryvideos4395 8 років тому +1

    please do a guide for the bt-2

  • @johnfarscape
    @johnfarscape 9 років тому +7

    Life in Black. Gotta love that play there. DFA ;) is he really israli? Wtf would actually be in the Israli tech tree ?

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +3

      +johnfarscape He's not Israeli, he's just been putting together an Israeli tank tree.
      And to answer your question, it'd be a lot of converted vehicles. Think Shermans with 90mm guns and T-54s with L7s, or something like that.

    • @johnfarscape
      @johnfarscape 9 років тому

      +Sliphantom Would be cool to see that when it's done. Kinda a WWII nerd but never heard much about what Israel was upto around that period. Most things I have read seem to concentrate on europe and Russia and a little on the Pacific areas.

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +4

      johnfarscape Well that may have to do with the fact that there wasn't really an Israel up until after WWII lol.

    • @johnfarscape
      @johnfarscape 9 років тому

      +Sliphantom 1948 I think?

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому

      johnfarscape Something like that.

  • @Nyxcha
    @Nyxcha 9 років тому +1

    59 patton?

  • @bluesnakesv
    @bluesnakesv 9 років тому

    Nice stuff!

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 9 років тому +4

    Gimme s0m moar of thet dank sh1et m8

  • @andy4an
    @andy4an 9 років тому

    I think this is the same quality as the M4 Revelation, but it doesn't have the crazy shock value of that one, since it isn't the first.

  • @mikeetyson9000
    @mikeetyson9000 8 років тому

    do one for any of the leopard tanks. people play them like a type 54

  • @austins9027
    @austins9027 9 років тому +1

    We need the Super Pershing next, that POS is worth making a video for. XD

    • @danodude1
      @danodude1 9 років тому +1

      +Austin Sanders I love my SP :(

  • @Namhias
    @Namhias 9 років тому

    Will sliphantom do other premiums like the; T34, 112, type 59, t-34-3 or Jag Tiger 8.8mm?

  • @johnfarscape
    @johnfarscape 9 років тому

    Diaginal Sushi . . took me a 2nd watch to get that one. Thought it was some realy obscure reference to cheerleaders ladyparts at first (They allways seem to have one leg in the air) . Doh.

  • @heavNz
    @heavNz 4 роки тому

    does it have preferential mm?

  • @carlwereen632
    @carlwereen632 9 років тому

    I would actually like to see a guide to the 112. People keep trying to use it as a second rate IS-6 so it would be nice to inform the masses about how to use it.
    "It's called the 112 because that's how many times you will get penned if you expose your lower glacis"

  • @DokutahShikikanSensei
    @DokutahShikikanSensei 9 років тому

    Unicum Guide to the Super Pershing

  • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
    @PRYVTgomerPYLE 8 років тому +7

    0:56 "and mad deeps?" wut? XD

    • @orin010
      @orin010 8 років тому

      he's saying dpm, because the sta-2 has no alpha

    • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
      @PRYVTgomerPYLE 8 років тому

      I thought that too at first... But "dpm" shouldn't have an "S" at the end. -> Still funny as fuck tho!

    • @litigation_jackson
      @litigation_jackson 8 років тому

      dps, damage per second

    • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
      @PRYVTgomerPYLE 8 років тому

      bruh "deeps" is still not D.P.S. it would be "Diippppsssss" clearly done on purpose lols

    • @PRYVTgomerPYLE
      @PRYVTgomerPYLE 8 років тому

      And still doesn't make sense... its would be DPM not DPS... What tank has a "damage per second" rating? xD Troll Noodle Troll! ;)

  • @SofairCZ
    @SofairCZ 9 років тому +11

    I stopped playing WoT almost a year ago and sold my account.But your videos make me want to buy some shitty scrub account with low WN and one tier 10 and start playing again, lol.

    • @adamanthyz1
      @adamanthyz1 9 років тому

      +Sofair Playing a red botted account is actually a good idea. People with xvm will ignore you.

    • @SofairCZ
      @SofairCZ 9 років тому +1

      adamanthyz1
      yep, that is why I wanted to do that. But it's surprisingly hard to find a red account with at least one premium tank and some tier 10 for a reasonable price :/

    • @TheSemiProGamer
      @TheSemiProGamer 9 років тому +1

      +Sofair Hmm i have a Red Wot account with a tier 8 prem and a tier 10 heavy... wonder what its worth

    • @SofairCZ
      @SofairCZ 9 років тому

      Fightingshadows
      depends on what kind of tanks you have on it i guess... I sold my unicum acc with type59, su-122-44, Dmax, bunch of other lower tier premiums, bunch of t9s, t8s and lower tiers, VK7201, M60 and about 7 or 8 T10s for 280 euros.
      But wot account prices are pretty low now, even when i sold it the prices were much lower than in the past :/

    • @ColonizerChan
      @ColonizerChan 8 років тому

      +Sofair why not go through the grind again like me?...

  • @l33tster
    @l33tster 9 років тому

    "mad deeps to farm a shitload of damage"
    fucking kills me man hahaha so goddamn funny

  • @richardwroblewski8458
    @richardwroblewski8458 9 років тому +2

    i love my STa-2. apparently based off a website i forgot. Im umber 6 is total damage per game in my Sta-2 :D

    • @THTM2222
      @THTM2222 9 років тому

      +Richard Wroblewski (Roboticwonderwaffle) how much you have?

  • @gabrielantona
    @gabrielantona 9 років тому

    How do these videos not have 1 million views each
    you scrubs need to spread the gospel

  • @rpdlatk
    @rpdlatk 8 років тому

    I cannot clearly hear 0:14~0:22. Can you write it down for me?

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  8 років тому

      +임동욱 "This premium tier 8 Japanese medium is proof that WarGaming will sell any half-baked piece of shit to make a quick dollar."

    • @rpdlatk
      @rpdlatk 8 років тому

      Thank you. I heard it wrong so I mistranslated it. I will re-upload asap.

  • @1971stretch
    @1971stretch 9 років тому

    I am easily entertained - more of the same please!

  • @jonathanwiley8531
    @jonathanwiley8531 9 років тому

    lol, love these videos. I'd absolutely love to see what you'd might say about the Tog II, but I have a feeling that might be too low tier for ya.
    btw, whyd you call it the Uncle Phil?

  • @FAB1AN1337
    @FAB1AN1337 9 років тому +2

    Yes, this Video WAS lang-awaited, pls keep making those, i laughed so hard :D (Aaaand i´m a noob (around 1,1k Wn8))

    • @Sliphantom
      @Sliphantom  9 років тому +8

      +Fabian Schlögl I don't sweat stats much, especially stuff like WN8 which can be manipulated so easily. As far as stats go, anyone actively trying to improve and learn the game is fine by me.

  • @Animefreakah
    @Animefreakah 9 років тому

    You had me at "Diagonal Sushi" xD

  • @PureZOOKS
    @PureZOOKS 9 років тому

    AT15A (the best machine in game) next?