23:55 is image of bush and osama as corporate allies in 1977. Reading up on arbusto and BCCI really prying my eyes open even further... thanks wikileaks.
I don't know... discordianism is as well. Although I guess since about 2001 or so, you could basically consider yourself both if you're in either church.
I followed "Bob" from 1980's! Look at the 23:56 min. and freeze video! 1977! Check it out! When was this made???? It was planed long, long ago! I got "Slack!" and I live it! I'll pull the wool over my own eyes - thank you! Stop letting them go pink on you! You are Sub-Genius!
+didgmanofdogwood DO IT!! DO IT!!! Trust me...TRUST IN BOB! It's a life-changing event that will bring you more wealth, sex, happiness, and Fropp than you'll know what to do with! Just open your wallet, take out $1...just $1!....and then confidently and proudly PRAISE BOB!
⚉⚉Ducks that were polishing old vinyl records behind a furniture store told me that we were not allowed to bargain for shoes in the Min Kin Cat Fin kind of way⚉⚉
if you are using the internet and havent seen ARISE! you are doing it wrong. if you didnt see ARISE! on a bootleg VCR tape prior to 1988, you are domed!
+Gritnom Where?? How many minutes into it? I can't find it and I wanna screenshot of it so I can print it up in insane amounts and have them posted in every American neighborhood. Then comes wave after wave of Bob's smiling face...tenfold. Eventually, the Normals will see the truth. Seriously though...how many minutes into the video is the pic you're talking about? (What's worse is that I have the original VHS of this, and have watched it with countless other Slackers back in the 80's. No Acid-...um, I mean "Blotter-Fropp" Trip was complete without this information barrage tape blasting through the room. My Attention Gland only overheated like maybe 3 times...well..like near the beginning of my Recruitment, so that doesn't really count.
This is one of the most ludicrously awful movies ever made; ... one of the most jaw-dropping bad movies ever made. ..Zombie Santa Claus versus the Pink Tooth Fairy versus the Easter Bunny from Beyond Outer Space bad...
+Even Dwarfs Started Small GO BACK TO WORK, YOU FUCKING NORMAL! You probably "punch-in" before Sunrise (while us sLaCkErS are warm in bed for MANY more hours, dreaming of relaxing on a tropical Island, taking a few hard hits, um, I mean "puffs" off of the Fropp pipe that I am passing back and forth with BOB DOBBS HIMSELF! While Subgenii topless servants regularly bring us fresh baskets of CASH and we tell them to just light 'em up...'cause it's kinda chilly in here today, and anyway....we have stakks n stakks a PLASTIC dat can't be maxxed! NO! WAIT!!! THAT'S WASN'T A DREAM I WAS HAVING! IT'S REALLY HAPPENING! Slack...IS...a way of life! I CAN effortlessly gain personal wealth while playing golf and smoking Fropp all day! NOW, You JUST THINK about all that I've told you tonight....you sad, sad, sad little pink-fairy dwarf or whatever you called yourself- "NORMAL"....and then GET BACK TO WORK! (You're probably the butt-crust that fills those Establishment-created "RedBox" things...arNt-cha?) How does it feel waiting for a robot to bring you disks to put into another robot that dispenses disks to OTHER robots "Normals", so they can return the disk to the Robot so that another robot (YOU!... you fucking piece of Normal SHIT!) can remove the disks from the Red Establishment robot and wait for the other robot to retrieve the Normal's "disks"...Disks that for SOME fucked up reason, NORMALS equate to REALLY LIVING LARGE! Working their Normal-Robot asses to the bone so they can watch a DISK, then completely forget everything about it within 48 hours?....then go back to work to earn MORE money for "Normal-Disks"? Right, and AT THE SAME TIME you NORMALS are watching your hard-earned disks, I was getting a series of mind-bending blowjobs in a surf-side cabana by a seemingly endless series of hot, topless women. I won't forget THAT shit in less than 48 hours....and I didn't work 40 hours to get it, either. LONG LIVE SLACK!! PRAISE BOB!! PRAAAAAIISE BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sdwolfcub I'd thank you for this... But then again, you're probably just the conspiracy getting me to waste my precious thumb energy on anything besides pleasing the hordes of woman (and men) that fall naked before me. Praise BOB
I came to know the truth of Bob in a bookstore in Muncie, IN in 1983.
Praise Bob from whom all blessings flow.
It's Bob!! Thank you so much for posting this! I haven't seen this in ages! I have to show everyone the true meaning of slack!
The eighties were a helluva drug. Praise "BOB".
karkajou automaton Was releases in 1992, which was just as bizarre.
OK that's it...I'm LEAVING The Church Of Scientology for the Church Of The SubGenius; they seem much more reasonable.
SubGenius is pretty much what you'd get if L. Ron Hubbard had a sense of humor.
I agree.
FilmsFor SMARTpeople AMEN, brother! Just send ONE DOLLAR for your salvation!
Praise Bob!
23:55 is image of bush and osama as corporate allies in 1977. Reading up on arbusto and BCCI really prying my eyes open even further... thanks wikileaks.
Thank you.
He is as he was yet still remains ....
available nationwide
only religion that makes sense
AMEN!!!
***** *BOBEN!!!*
LikaPyramid Praise Bob!
I don't know... discordianism is as well. Although I guess since about 2001 or so, you could basically consider yourself both if you're in either church.
Yep !!! The is-ness of the bizzness lives on , in lies we all laugh at !!!!...
As a devout follower of Nyarlathotep, I also approve.
Amen
Jesus? Fuck no; Bob Dobbs? HELL YES!!
"Bob's Burgers"
+Toby Deshane
No buns.
You remember bob's burgers ??? With the Pac-Man logo ?
I still can't believe that the voice actor for Dr Kleiner is voicing the narrator of this video. And yes that's the only reason i'm here
Turns out bob is the alternate reality version of gordon and Kleiner is the true gman
The sub genius MUST have slack!
I followed "Bob" from 1980's!
Look at the 23:56 min. and freeze video!
1977! Check it out!
When was this made????
It was planed long, long ago!
I got "Slack!" and I live it!
I'll pull the wool over my own eyes - thank you!
Stop letting them go pink on you!
You are Sub-Genius!
Only a fool follows Bob: only a fool does not follow Bob.
praise Bob
Praise be!!!
suddenly I am compelled with the fear to continue watching
+didgmanofdogwood DO IT!! DO IT!!! Trust me...TRUST IN BOB! It's a life-changing event that will bring you more wealth, sex, happiness, and Fropp than you'll know what to do with!
Just open your wallet, take out $1...just $1!....and then confidently and proudly PRAISE BOB!
All Hail Bob!
bob I love bob
Mj MacGuyver bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
You know, clowns that cry get the pie
⚉⚉Ducks that were polishing old vinyl records behind a furniture store told me that we were not allowed to bargain for shoes in the Min Kin Cat Fin kind of way⚉⚉
whoah.
Bob Bob Bob Bob bob.........
Firesign Theater is a must for Sub heads
51:30
Stang looks like a televangelist...This is scary.
Eternal Salvation of Triple Your Money Back Guarantee. Show me another religion with THIS !
Frank Zappa and L. Ron Hoover bring you the 1st Church of Appliantology.
13.20, the narrator is the scientist from Half Life, oh my god how the hell did I pick that.
Cause Half-life is almost as great as Bob!
actually that's doctor Howl/ how
ears, they can do that.
Make sure you smoke a joint and do a line in his name
I'm learning something, bob knows what though
In the beginning was the end or not at all.
36:49 Bob's burgers :)
Don't flip the tape dammit! Didn't you hear the earlier instructions?
If you do discover a side two. Don't look at it!
Too late!
Wait... what was I talking about again?
if you are using the internet and havent seen ARISE! you are doing it wrong. if you didnt see ARISE! on a bootleg VCR tape prior to 1988, you are domed!
Kleiner had a hell of a career before Black Mesa damn
This...fucking video. O_o i...feeeeeel...b...bo...bawwwww...bob. I...feel...Bob. I FEEL BOB!
9 people don't have slack
The Bob that can be described is not the True Bob.
The Tao is two. "Bob" is One.
Any relation to DEL's Mr. Dobolina?
Now I know what inspired punk rock. In Bob We Trust
In BOB We Trust.
I often suffer from synaptic backfire in the brain pan! Thank god for frop! If only it were legal....
how much did Mothersbaugh have to do with this
Whom is the money being paid to? 1$ for eternal salvation or triple your money back? Sounds too good to be true. Who is in charge if the money?
1201 am one more x-day over
go figure I'm livin a freakin religion and didn't kanow it existed
rod jack: you were born with unlimited slack...enjoy it.
Slack...send me $1 and you shall be released from the Conspiracy..
Humans are a fascinating species.
rocket jocks rule of order J-men forever
Whatever you say, Dr. Kleiner…
DO NOT play side two!
BUY!
Bob sent me here
good at 0.25 speed
hail eris
This is from 1989, but there's an image of george bush/osama binladan?
***** The Conspiracy is vast, brother.
Must be a special edition.
***** Time Travel, man! Time Travel!
Mark D'Angelo Re-release, maybe.
+Gritnom Where?? How many minutes into it? I can't find it and I wanna screenshot of it so I can print it up in insane amounts and have them posted in every American neighborhood. Then comes wave after wave of Bob's smiling face...tenfold. Eventually, the Normals will see the truth.
Seriously though...how many minutes into the video is the pic you're talking about? (What's worse is that I have the original VHS of this, and have watched it with countless other Slackers back in the 80's. No Acid-...um, I mean "Blotter-Fropp" Trip was complete without this information barrage tape blasting through the room. My Attention Gland only overheated like maybe 3 times...well..like near the beginning of my Recruitment, so that doesn't really count.
true story
9:08 an faster internet
how many vials do you guys bring to a sermon LOL
PRABOB
Thanks for this upload, btw I like that user name sounds really funny you must be from Qc,lol.
AHH! Finally!
Caligula...Would you please give me the directions to the Vomitorium.
12:43 my mind
Hey, wait a second. None of this makes any sense...
BigWoollyMammoth I know. Isn’t it great?!!!
neither does the world ;)
I like how it mocks everything like a joke, yet its brainwashing the viewer into APATHY.
Kneecap-athy!
This is one of the most ludicrously awful movies ever made; ... one of the most jaw-dropping bad movies ever made. ..Zombie Santa Claus versus the Pink Tooth Fairy versus the Easter Bunny from Beyond Outer Space bad...
Even Dwarfs Started Small key word -"Pink"
Even Dwarfs Started Small You must be a normal!!! DEATH TO THE NORMALS!!!
Even Dwarfs Started Small This is not your world Outlander. Go back now.
+Even Dwarfs Started Small GO BACK TO WORK, YOU FUCKING NORMAL! You probably "punch-in" before Sunrise (while us sLaCkErS are warm in bed for MANY more hours, dreaming of relaxing on a tropical Island, taking a few hard hits, um, I mean "puffs" off of the Fropp pipe that I am passing back and forth with BOB DOBBS HIMSELF! While Subgenii topless servants regularly bring us fresh baskets of CASH and we tell them to just light 'em up...'cause it's kinda chilly in here today, and anyway....we have stakks n stakks a PLASTIC dat can't be maxxed!
NO!
WAIT!!! THAT'S WASN'T A DREAM I WAS HAVING!
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING!
Slack...IS...a way of life!
I CAN effortlessly gain personal wealth while playing golf and smoking Fropp all day!
NOW, You JUST THINK about all that I've told you tonight....you sad, sad, sad little pink-fairy dwarf or whatever you called yourself- "NORMAL"....and then GET BACK TO WORK! (You're probably the butt-crust that fills those Establishment-created "RedBox" things...arNt-cha?) How does it feel waiting for a robot to bring you disks to put into another robot that dispenses disks to OTHER robots "Normals", so they can return the disk to the Robot so that another robot (YOU!... you fucking piece of Normal SHIT!) can remove the disks from the Red Establishment robot and wait for the other robot to retrieve the Normal's "disks"...Disks that for SOME fucked up reason, NORMALS equate to REALLY LIVING LARGE!
Working their Normal-Robot asses to the bone so they can watch a DISK, then completely forget everything about it within 48 hours?....then go back to work to earn MORE money for "Normal-Disks"?
Right, and AT THE SAME TIME you NORMALS are watching your hard-earned disks, I was getting a series of mind-bending blowjobs in a surf-side cabana by a seemingly endless series of hot, topless women. I won't forget THAT shit in less than 48 hours....and I didn't work 40 hours to get it, either.
LONG LIVE SLACK!! PRAISE BOB!! PRAAAAAIISE BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sdwolfcub I'd thank you for this... But then again, you're probably just the conspiracy getting me to waste my precious thumb energy on anything besides pleasing the hordes of woman (and men) that fall naked before me. Praise BOB
7:34
What the hell...
WHY WOULD YOU SHOW THIS TO THE NORMALS???
wforbes.net To shame them for what they are.
+wforbes.net what is a normal?
Dahstin
www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/rants/X0001_ACT_NORMAL.html
Alex...they may be pink, but their $$$$$ is green.
23:56
Bob has nothing on KEK.
Kek is the second coming of Bob.