Imagine being hit with a brick out of nowhere, dragged into a basement and getting told that now you have a child you have to take care of while your supposed wife is off to play video games. Women are scary.
Yeah...yeah... I'm listening... just gotta use the toilet... go ahead & keep talking through the door cause this is important & I don't want you to lose your train of thought... ~ *locks door & opens bathroom window* ~ 🏃♂️💨)))
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Chat, it's mine. It's my child. I claim full father-status. Going out for milk I'll be right back.
Just remember that in Canada, milk comes in bags.
erina says you should just lactate
Rts maniac
@@SilencersI literally just saw a clip of her talking about it, wtf 😂😂
Mind grabbing some cigarettes while you're out?
NotTheo: Can we name him Mistake?
Tenma: *internally screaming*
Imagine being hit with a brick out of nowhere, dragged into a basement and getting told that now you have a child you have to take care of while your supposed wife is off to play video games. Women are scary.
I felt like something in me just died....
Like the entire Romanov family in that Yekaterinburg basement? HEYOOO! ...what? Too soon?
Tenma "Sakana's Baby Mama" Maemi
Damn, she cucked Dizzy?
deez diesel 😂😂😂😂😂family is important
Its not about the name, its about the love the child receives😌 just as my little adolfus deeznutz
Deez families are important
@@macklinwright3966 more important than career and money indeed
I commented this on another clip channel, but when she talked about a pet, I feared it would be Seaman. Then, my fears were confirmed.
Man I can't deal with this abusive wife, she always bully me verbally and now she go and buy a fish and force me to pay the child support
Ah yes. The old: "let's fix our toxic relationship by having a child"
1:16-1:36 I've heard this almost word for word in real life damn
yeah thats the point, she know we all heard something very close to this
I actually did not understand why people did it like that until now
oh shes raising sakanas children love to see 😂😂😂😂
Well, chat has a right to take a child on weekends then.
I thought NotTheo was our pet.
Oh sure Tenma,it is our child.
Oh look at the clock,its cigar and milk time.
Brb going to Walmart across the border for them
Be aware of rabbits while in Walmart
I miss Idolma...
nah, jk. I like all the Tenmas.
Damn, can't believe Theo has been replaced as Tenma's pet
Yeah...yeah... I'm listening... just gotta use the toilet... go ahead & keep talking through the door cause this is important & I don't want you to lose your train of thought...
~ *locks door & opens bathroom window* ~
🏃♂️💨)))
Vin Diesel really does look like a giant baby. Dude has toddler proportions.
DEEZ "MISTAKE" DIESEL
Single Mama-emi
I expected a Theo cam and we got a meme game instead. I'm 100% happy with this, this is gonna lead to some hilarity.
Tenma... What do you mean get a pet? You are the pet...
Had I not seen AVGN, Seaman would have confused the fuck out of me
This went into too real territory really fast
This is as close as Tenma can get to marry one of the ripped kanpainiki
All phase talents deserve to be single mom'd
A pet Sakana?
Sorry, Tenma I see you as a friend
she lost it chat
the gfe i want
I think this is what happened to my parents
Ooh, George Takei child!
Oh my...! 😏
@@0LT4R Myesss...
Yoooo, i remember Nagzz21 playing Seaman a while ago. Had never heard of the game before him, and he introduced me to Tenma too. Small world.
That's not mine, just so we're clear.
holy moly
FAMILY
Ah yes. Me, my wife, and our Leonard Nemoy homunculus fish baby.
*All Kanpainiki are suddenly gaining weight*
You guys mind stepping up for a bit? Gonna go buy some Cigs real quick. Be right back. I promise.
That fish must be related to the ones in the restaurant tank in the The Meaning of Life.
It should have been leo nemoy
Chat im sorry, im the true father of this monster, ill pay full reparations in about 200 years
Deez you say? Awfully similar to the name of your secret lover Deezy Dokuro!!!
In before Tenmama spends all its food money on her virtual phone bf!
Tenma bringing us the true GFE.
Tenma is the Waffle House of streamers.
I want Dizzy to play this game so bad
Knowing what her fans look like, I'm not feeding that kid. He is going to grow up built like Bill Brasky.
Now shes resorted to baby trapping chat?
...Sakana?
Wait I thought Tenma was the pet and the channel actually belonged to Theo...
Bringing a child into a failing relationship is not a good idea, folks. Do not trust the lolibaba.
Wait a second why is tenma raising a second sacana?
Who was the father again?
I call something fishy here, sacana the second.😂🎉
first
If she doesn't want a paternity test, just move to Germany or France. The laws there are insane.