Now I realize why Squidward became progressively sadder throughout his utopia episode - even a town of people just like him was not enough to seize the means of production.
It never is. Think our world, it's made out 99% working class and still they fail -for now- to seize the means of production. That's why evolution theory is needed
@@geologist5838the unfortnante truth is many people have been indoctrinated to the point that they will praise capitalism and not even question socialism. Even though most countries were much better than capitalist ruled ones
The real reason Squidward hates SpongeBob and Patrick so much is because they helped the king and princess in the first movie instead of imprisoning them in a house and disposing of them in the basement.
@@Kardia_of_Rhodes Plankton is very fitting for the role of fishist dictator. Skulking in his basement, he is radicalized by in cell ideology he finds on image boards where he complains about being a "manlet," his lack of friends and real GF. Or he boasts about how his electronic one is superior to "3D pigs." Like another famous dictator who was born in Austria he’d proclaim a group he isn’t a part, in this case fish, is superior to the rest. Also it would be a convenient way to get others to hate Larry when in cell Plankton would hate him for being a Chad. He would blame problems on illegal land aliens like Sandy and call people who are more successful than he is, like Krabs and Sandy, the elite who are out to get the glorious fish people.
This is what Squidward sang in the episode where he strikes, comrade. The capitalist pig Americans censored it, much to the delight of Nickelodeon executives, when it aired in the US.
In a shocking turn of events the box sets of all pre-movie seasons of spongebob were found in a trunk belonging to Joseph stalin in his home aswel as the movie.
curious, because I hear no Russian accent in this or the original by Robeson. Do you think it's Russian if you roll your R's? Robeson was classically trained and used a very stylized pronunciation.
There had been plenty of videos of the AI voice of Mister Krabs singing Irish rebel songs about rebelling against the British occupiers who were oppressing the Irish in their own country. I am very surprised that they didn't have the AI voice of Squidward singing Irish rebel songs instead since it would make a lot more sense that Squidward is the Irish rebels while Mister Krabs is the British occupiers instead.
I choose to view Krabs as a modern LARPer who just fakes allegiance well after the Troubles for the "cool rebel" aesthetic and maybe because he thinks he could squeeze more money out of people under the united Ireland government that he imagines.
Squidward: Marxist Communist/ cultural snob Mr Krabs: Free Market Capitalist Spongebob: Aspirational Working Class Optimist Patrick: Neet/Anarchist Plankton: Far Right Republican Dictator Sandy: Technocratic Idealist/ Humanist (icthyist?) King Neptune: Royal Autocrat Mr Puff: Disenfranchised Middle Class Centrist/ Felon Fred: MY LEG!
Patrick is an idiotic NEET waiting to get duped by the stupidest political ideology, so the first loudmouth extremist figure he comes across. I haven’t seen modern SpongeBob or the spinoffs so he could be a bit different now. Sandy is a tricky one, a proud Texan yet quite educated, the technocrat label is clever. But she could be any flavor of leftist as highly educated people tend to be. I like where you placed SpongeBob, though you’ve got to admit he is fairly flamboyant, specially by the standards of the 2000s. He wouldn’t be out of place in the LGBT crowd, at least as an aromantic/as$&@ual.
*squidward tentacles* (born 1938 AD) is the leader of the bikini bottom communist party. He helped establish the *bikini bottom Soviet socialist republic* (BBSSR). After deposing of Mr. Krabs’s American-supporting puppet mayor, and transforming a west-supporting pacific micro state into a SSR of the former Soviet Union. he was appointed to become the head of government for the BBSSR. When the Soviet Union dissolved, squidward opted to become independent, and transformed the former SSR into a north-Korea style nuclear hermit state.
Lyrics United forever in friendship and labor, Our mighty republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages. The dream of a people their fortress secure. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above And Stalin our leader with faith in the people, Inspired us to build up the land that we love. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see. We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders, and brought to our homeland the laurels of fame. Our glory will live in the memory of nations And all generations will honor her name. Long live our Soviet motherland, Built by the people's mighty hand. Long live our people, united and free. Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our crimson flag inspire, Shining in glory for all men to see.
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"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!" -Tovarisch Squidward J.Q. Tentacles
Squidward the Bolshevik, also known as the octopus that started the Bikini Bottom Revolution, which led to the Bikini Bottom Civil War. Squidward did some pretty bad things during the war, such as having Mr. Eugene Krabs and his daughter Pearl killed by soldiers of his Red Army. Squidward would however win the war and then would form the Union of Undersea Socialist Republics otherwise known as the UUSR. Bikini Bottom would also be renamed to Tentaclesgrad. Luckily Squidward wasn't alive to see Planktons Invasion of the Undersea Union, years later.
Plankton would invade the city of tentaclesgrad with the help of the German Reich. The URSS pushed back the Germans and planktons robotic forces. Comrade squidward would be rewarded the order of lenin and hero of the soviet union for his efforts in the second world war. The united states would eventually overthrow the URSS in a CIA backed coup restoring Bikini Bottom in which the United States would begin doing nuclear weapons testing on bikini atoll
After the death of Squidward in 1924, A man named Patrick Starlin took over the UUSR despite Squidwards fear of him Having more power then starlin could handle.
The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude! -Squidward Tentacles
I’m convinced that since in SpongeBob lore bikini bottom is a country and not just a city squidward wasn’t just going on strike he was trying to stage a coup at the request of the USSR and hoped by getting SpongeBob on his side since everyone know and liked him they’d followed him to stage the coup and march on the president’s building Bikini bottom had diplomatic relations with the surface world all along perhaps sandy wasn’t just a scientist perhaps she was also a diplomat and or spy from the USA both sides wanted bikini bottom because of its significance in both geography and the fact that it was a city of sea creatures
@@Thot_Patrol_USA Most famously in Cambodia but in numerous other places they executed the old academic class because it was a part of the Bourgeoisie. Also (this policy had a complete 180 by stalin) various communist revolutionary countries arrested and gulaged if not outright shot people who were considered outstanding members of their community, the community previous to the communist one, because they were considered to be examples for their community to follow but they were exemplary before communism, so if they didn't explicitly and emphatically endorse the new communist system they were considered a pillar of the old rightist tradition. Most famously Mao encouraged laughing circles, in which these people were rounded up and relentlessly mocked in circles until they either relented and served the PRC revolutionary army, or if they didn't give in were just shot or worked to death without food.
Krusty Krabs is funnily a great example of exploitation. The staff is underpaid and the restaurant relies on two people working. Squidward takes all orders, and Spongebob makes every burger. Squidward really has to create a union, unless Krabs busts it.
It might be a commnunist reference, but to think it can only be that shows how effective big business and conservatives have been at keeping the US right wing. A socdem could've made Squidward's speech, and that's a center left position.
Squidward the true proletariat
Well he is works for a minimum wage
@@basedslav1411actually I'm pretty sure he didn't get payed anything
@@bagjash9537 hatpat?
@@bagjash9537 he actually pays to work
@@professionalyeeter the wet dream of the bourgeoisie
Remember that episode where Squidward led a communist revolution after Mr. Krabs starts charging him for existing?
WAIT WHAT??? You better tell me the name of that episode comrade.
@@Comrade-George-ep4nd Season 2, Episode 40a, Squid on Strike
@@Comrade-George-ep4nd ua-cam.com/users/shortshLk-W5s-LCw?feature=sharea here’s a clip of it, with the Soviet anthem over it
Crusty Crab unfair, Mr Crabs is in there, standing at the consession, plotting his oppression!
the picture is from the episode
We work 40 years then we die. R.i.p comrade squidward
R I p squidward tortelini
RIP Squidward Tentpoles
5 more likes until we get the glorious number
Glorious Komrad Squidward.
Squidward the true Soviet may his beautiful voice compel you with communism long live the USSR my fellow Soviet brothers this is our anthem
Squidward had enough of Tsar Krabs dictatorship
Krabs is more of a corrupt capitalist than a corrupt monarch
@@TheFrostyPhoenix_III its the same in the eyes of a commie
@@TheFrostyPhoenix_IIIkerensky?
@@JackTheMarigold not a 1-1 fit but better then the Tsar
And replaced it with another dictatorship
"Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be."
Now I realize why Squidward became progressively sadder throughout his utopia episode - even a town of people just like him was not enough to seize the means of production.
It never is. Think our world, it's made out 99% working class and still they fail -for now- to seize the means of production. That's why evolution theory is needed
@@geologist5838the unfortnante truth is many people have been indoctrinated to the point that they will praise capitalism and not even question socialism. Even though most countries were much better than capitalist ruled ones
@@geologist5838But from what i see is that the revolution will be ineveitable the conditions of one are starting to appear
squidward turned away from national socialism when he realized that an ethnostate made him unhappy.
that episode was a mockery of the 1950s capitalist "American dream"
"No one cares about the fate of labour as long as they can get their instant gratification" - Squidward Tentacles on Capitalism
Pretty big words from someone who has witnessed all.
Holds up very well in a lot of situations
the best socialist theorist
Yujin Crab is Borguiest Capitalism Intensifies
“Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” -Comrade Squidward
pretty ironic considering this was made using AI, but lets be honest OP is probably just some teenager that doesnt know jack shit about socialism
The guy was spot on. 👌
That's such a strange way to say "you don't deserve choice" ;]
This is what Squidward meant by the "People's Hammer"
"Comment"
Squidward leading the revolution of Bikini Bottom to overthrow the monarchy of King Neptune
Tsar Neptune
The real reason Squidward hates SpongeBob and Patrick so much is because they helped the king and princess in the first movie instead of imprisoning them in a house and disposing of them in the basement.
And then has to fight a counter-revolution led by Plankton
@@Kardia_of_Rhodes Plankton is very fitting for the role of fishist dictator. Skulking in his basement, he is radicalized by in cell ideology he finds on image boards where he complains about being a "manlet," his lack of friends and real GF. Or he boasts about how his electronic one is superior to "3D pigs." Like another famous dictator who was born in Austria he’d proclaim a group he isn’t a part, in this case fish, is superior to the rest. Also it would be a convenient way to get others to hate Larry when in cell Plankton would hate him for being a Chad.
He would blame problems on illegal land aliens like Sandy and call people who are more successful than he is, like Krabs and Sandy, the elite who are out to get the glorious fish people.
After Patrick took power what comrade Squidward had accomplished was undone. Long live the United Communist Oceons.
I wonder why it sounds SOO GOOD? It's like this was sang for a special episode
Cause the Soviet Anthem was a banger.
This is what Squidward sang in the episode where he strikes, comrade. The capitalist pig Americans censored it, much to the delight of Nickelodeon executives, when it aired in the US.
@@sam8404 Not even just that but also the fact the AI manages to not bork itself while singing compared to other singing AI's.
It uses the Paul Robeson version, which matches Squidward's register quite well
@@protocetiddid they also censor teh part where he led the communist revolution? cus I'm pretty sure I'd rember seeing that as a kid
We have this and Mr. Krabs song “Ain’t I right”
ua-cam.com/video/u7fWeVIxz_w/v-deo.html&ab_channel=AIUniverse
Those 2 videos counteract each other
@@comradecat1922 they counteract each other in an almost beautiful harmony. Its like these two were made for this
And Erika
@@comradecat1922that’s the point.
Did Squidward incite the Soviet Revolution?
*Documentary music starts playing*
In vokuta, he was Victor Rznov's brother!
Docudubery: I smell PROFIT!
In a shocking turn of events the box sets of all pre-movie seasons of spongebob were found in a trunk belonging to Joseph stalin in his home aswel as the movie.
This some docudoobery shit
@@Helperbot-2000It literally was.
I absolutely did not expect the Paul Robeson version. I am beyond pleasantly surprised.
Paul Robeson was a G
@@michaelslowmin fr
@@michaelslowminits sad how the usa doesnt talk about him because he was a socialist
@@michaelslowmin He is a true hero in my eyes along with Tupac.
Workers of the Ocean, Unite!
I like that he’s putting on a slight Russian accent. He’s getting into it!
I just wish he ended it with a clarinet solo!
curious, because I hear no Russian accent in this or the original by Robeson. Do you think it's Russian if you roll your R's? Robeson was classically trained and used a very stylized pronunciation.
Сквидвард легенда, раз уж спел гимн СССР
Товарищ Сквидвард. Собирайте вещи, вы едите на родину. В СССР
СЛАВА СССР!!! 🚩
There had been plenty of videos of the AI voice of Mister Krabs singing Irish rebel songs about rebelling against the British occupiers who were oppressing the Irish in their own country. I am very surprised that they didn't have the AI voice of Squidward singing Irish rebel songs instead since it would make a lot more sense that Squidward is the Irish rebels while Mister Krabs is the British occupiers instead.
I choose to view Krabs as a modern LARPer who just fakes allegiance well after the Troubles for the "cool rebel" aesthetic and maybe because he thinks he could squeeze more money out of people under the united Ireland government that he imagines.
@OskarTrollingtonjoe biden
Mr. Krabs is whatever side pays better
no mr krabs gives me gaelic vibes
Krabs represents the reactionary tendency centered around Dev, his bigger problem with the Brits is that they were Protestant rather than the occupier
“I grew up to be Squidward.”
*"Now its OUR cartoon."*
Squidward: Marxist Communist/ cultural snob
Mr Krabs: Free Market Capitalist
Spongebob: Aspirational Working Class Optimist
Patrick: Neet/Anarchist
Plankton: Far Right Republican Dictator
Sandy: Technocratic Idealist/ Humanist (icthyist?)
King Neptune: Royal Autocrat
Mr Puff: Disenfranchised Middle Class Centrist/ Felon
Fred: MY LEG!
Jeremy: HAMMOND!!!
Patrick is an idiotic NEET waiting to get duped by the stupidest political ideology, so the first loudmouth extremist figure he comes across. I haven’t seen modern SpongeBob or the spinoffs so he could be a bit different now. Sandy is a tricky one, a proud Texan yet quite educated, the technocrat label is clever. But she could be any flavor of leftist as highly educated people tend to be. I like where you placed SpongeBob, though you’ve got to admit he is fairly flamboyant, specially by the standards of the 2000s. He wouldn’t be out of place in the LGBT crowd, at least as an aromantic/as$&@ual.
This is too accurate
Wait Patrick Star is an Anarchist?
@@DefenderoftheOctoberistsPatrick the all knowing omnipotent god, lord of all marine life at the bikini bottom
The face of the guy that made a spongebob version 2 months before AI programs could automate the process:
i like how youtube considers the soviet anthem it's own category
Squidward's soviet clarinet announces the creation of Bikini Bottom's Revolutionary Government.
The reason this sounds so good and clear is because the original was done by the great Paul Robeson.
He believed the workers would be freed!
@@Marxismo0Thoughtbut the capitalists won
@@Progressive2024 For now…
Squidward sacrificed everything for a better Bikini Bottom and led a revolution against the monarchy.
If you think about it, Squidward has every right to revolutionize against Mr Krabs
mr krabs lookin worried
Why am I watching this instead of writing my term paper?
I didn't know I needed this. thank you tovarisch squidward!
"THE GENTLE LABOURER SHALL NO LONGER SUFFER"
This is techincally canon in the spongebob lore.
*squidward tentacles* (born 1938 AD) is the leader of the bikini bottom communist party. He helped establish the *bikini bottom Soviet socialist republic* (BBSSR). After deposing of Mr. Krabs’s American-supporting puppet mayor, and transforming a west-supporting pacific micro state into a SSR of the former Soviet Union. he was appointed to become the head of government for the BBSSR. When the Soviet Union dissolved, squidward opted to become independent, and transformed the former SSR into a north-Korea style nuclear hermit state.
Agree but Squidward was actually born in 1977 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squidward_Tentacles
Your story is really amazing even though it's just imagination that is very unlikely to happen in bikini bottom
Democratic People's Republic of Bikini Bottom ⚒️
1:04
"Brutees dotem snawty, while Greek negem Niggas"
My favorite scene from this episode of SpongeBob was when Squidward said that
You sure he said that?
Lyrics
United forever in friendship and labor,
Our mighty republics will ever endure.
The Great Soviet Union will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Lenin lead us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
and brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name.
Long live our Soviet motherland,
Built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our people, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our crimson flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
The crossover we didn’t want
*but needed*
Squidward with the workers in bikini bottom have enough of Krabs Nicholas the 2nds unfair management of the Krusty Krab
General Secretary Squidward delivering his solo performance over the radio to motivate the Proletariat in their advance against the Bourgeoise.
This un-ironically sounds good
Fish 1: what’s that guy taking about?
Fish 2: I don’t know, but he’s got a megaphone.
Squidward has put up with register duty for too long
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I guess they were right, I do understand Squidward better as an adult.
"The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!" -Tovarisch Squidward J.Q. Tentacles
Squidward the Bolshevik, also known as the octopus that started the Bikini Bottom Revolution, which led to the Bikini Bottom Civil War. Squidward did some pretty bad things during the war, such as having Mr. Eugene Krabs and his daughter Pearl killed by soldiers of his Red Army. Squidward would however win the war and then would form the Union of Undersea Socialist Republics otherwise known as the UUSR. Bikini Bottom would also be renamed to Tentaclesgrad. Luckily Squidward wasn't alive to see Planktons Invasion of the Undersea Union, years later.
Plankton would invade the city of tentaclesgrad with the help of the German Reich. The URSS pushed back the Germans and planktons robotic forces. Comrade squidward would be rewarded the order of lenin and hero of the soviet union for his efforts in the second world war. The united states would eventually overthrow the URSS in a CIA backed coup restoring Bikini Bottom in which the United States would begin doing nuclear weapons testing on bikini atoll
Is Plankton Hitler or the collapse???
After the death of Squidward in 1924, A man named Patrick Starlin took over the UUSR despite Squidwards fear of him Having more power then starlin could handle.
Hitler @@spongebobnick1
Comrade Squidward will show us the way.
The gentle laborer shall no longer suffer from the noxious greed of Mr. Krabs! We will dismantle oppression board by board! We'll saw the foundation of big business in half, even if it takes an eternity! With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' house of servitude!
-Squidward Tentacles
Squidward Tenpoles
Slava Squidward 🫡
I’m very disappointed that Lennin shot Squidward, Squidward was the man who really built the USSR
Squidward after dismantling the oppressive establishment, 1917, colorized.
Mr crabs : this is gold for me
Spongebob : this gold for we everyone
I’m convinced that since in SpongeBob lore bikini bottom is a country and not just a city squidward wasn’t just going on strike he was trying to stage a coup at the request of the USSR and hoped by getting SpongeBob on his side since everyone know and liked him they’d followed him to stage the coup and march on the president’s building
Bikini bottom had diplomatic relations with the surface world all along perhaps sandy wasn’t just a scientist perhaps she was also a diplomat and or spy from the USA both sides wanted bikini bottom because of its significance in both geography and the fact that it was a city of sea creatures
Squidward fought in the Eastern Front
Awaiting the most logical step from here which is to have Paul Robeson's interrogation by HUAC in 1956 be covered by Squidward
"You have nothing to lose but your nets." SpongeKarl the Redpants in his Bikinibuttom manifest.
Сквидвард,мы все потеряли...
Не все. Мы есть друг у друга. Истоки СССР будут жить и нестись народом ✊🚩
Squidward is the target audience of the soviet union. Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff, Sandy, and even Larry the Lobster would be eventually shot.
I mean, he was the leader of a strike, and a communist uprising is by definition a strike on steroids.
wait why mrs puff and larry.
maybe sandy and sb and i can see mr krabs but why those two
@@Thot_Patrol_USA Most famously in Cambodia but in numerous other places they executed the old academic class because it was a part of the Bourgeoisie. Also (this policy had a complete 180 by stalin) various communist revolutionary countries arrested and gulaged if not outright shot people who were considered outstanding members of their community, the community previous to the communist one, because they were considered to be examples for their community to follow but they were exemplary before communism, so if they didn't explicitly and emphatically endorse the new communist system they were considered a pillar of the old rightist tradition. Most famously Mao encouraged laughing circles, in which these people were rounded up and relentlessly mocked in circles until they either relented and served the PRC revolutionary army, or if they didn't give in were just shot or worked to death without food.
@@ColCoalKmher Rouge were opportunists, what you say of them is true. But I don’t believe what you said of Stalin or Mao
@@archusrtm6325 So you believe Stalin did do it, but Mao didn't? I mean you can look up the laughing circles of the revolutionary army in china.
This is actually lore accurate for those who are curious.
Now we need the International by Squidward!
Пожалуй хватит интернета на сегодня, товарищи...
Сквидвард настоящий вождь!
Молодец, товарищ!
1:27 I imagined the fish citizens of Bikini Bottom singing together.
He may be bad at playing the clarinet, but atleast he's good at singing ❤
“Bad at clarinet, you say? Well, guess what? *Purge*” -Squidward Tentacles to a SpongeBobist
R.I.P Joseph Squidtin.
Long live comrade Stalin! Long live comrade Squidward!
Workers of the oceans, Unite!
Привет comrade Squidward.
Squidward ❌
Squidnin ✅
I asked ChatGPT which SpongeBob character was most likely a communist, and it said Squidward.
Krusty Krabs is funnily a great example of exploitation. The staff is underpaid and the restaurant relies on two people working. Squidward takes all orders, and Spongebob makes every burger. Squidward really has to create a union, unless Krabs busts it.
We are 100% of the production process, yet you tell us you own it
Let's be honest, Squidward would have been purged for being an ancom
this song is stalinism, authorizes, communism, russian imperialism not anarcho communism.
@@chadgaming8071 I know
@@chadgaming8071”russia imperialism” ok, so stalin is russian
@@Randomvietnamdude no, he was Georgian but russia was controlling the rest of ussr
@@chadgaming8071look what happened without soviet Russia
Squidward is a proleteriat whereas spongebob is a lumpenproleteriat.
YES COMRADE!
Wouldn't Patrick be lumpen? He kinda just squats under that rock and doesn't have any income
*earrape chorus of Soviet Anthem plays*
Well, DocuDubery was right when he said Squidward started the Russian Revolution after all…
It wasn't just nuke mutation It was a Tsar Bomba mutation!
I waws not expecting to hear this in english im so used to the russian version this felt like a jumpscare.
the 11 dislikes came from the capitalist swines edit: 79 dislikes of the capitalist swines vs the 4.4k likes of the proletarians.
How do you see the dislikes
@@SoujiOkitaTwo youtube extension
it is about time that this legend stood up for himself.
Comrade squidinov
*Squidwarowski*
Vosminogov, or vosminogovich, vosminog - squid in russian. Also can be shupaltsa
@@alexref6074 Not "vosminog" but "osminog". Осьминог, товарищ. Не путайте.
Squadwardov Tentakelovich
I remember seeing that episode as a kid… even back then I totally knew it was a communist revolution reference lol.
It might be a commnunist reference, but to think it can only be that shows how effective big business and conservatives have been at keeping the US right wing. A socdem could've made Squidward's speech, and that's a center left position.
Send Mr. Krabs to the Gulag!
SQUIDWARD WANTS HIS FREEDOM
I kinda love this version.
I love those emotions at the ending of the song
Beautiful.... It moved me to tears...
This sounds really good
Squidward when he finally had enough
Comrade Squidward is the one who pushed back the German Invaders
this is beautiful
OUR squidward
“Give me just one SpongeBob, and I’ll transform the whole world”
- Comrade Squidward
Thank you comrade Squidward.
Can’t believe he sang the original anthem before stalin got retconed
Can you do a Squidward cover of The Internationale?
Comrade squid
SPONGE BOB SOCIAL PANTS!
COMRADE SQUIDWARD!!!
so squidward was the fan of the soviets in red alert games.
This video feels right and ive never seen spongebob
i accidently sang the soviet anthem when i tried to sing the american anthem
remember, mr krabs sold spongebob for 62 cents
"As long as you live the heart of this army will never be broken"
Sgt reznov-