Never forget 22 BBY when Jedi terrorists attacked an entertainment venue during a public event, killing many innocent Geonosian attendees and battle droids. All this was a revenge act because the Geonosians captured three Republican spies.
Fun fact: Star Wars was original a Chinese film that painted the rebels as the bad guys and the Galactic Empire won, but then Taiwanese rebels stole the original copies to steal the idea, make the rebels the good guys to defeat the empire and translate it to English
even if you disagree and wholly reject maoism, you must accept that their whole ideology is based on anti-imperialism. this joke falls apart from the very beginning
this is a certified hood classic edit i just escaped north korea and ty for 5 likes edit 2 kim jong un took me back into the dungeon any suggestions on how to escape? i am now in china and i have come to inform you do not protest.
*N O T H I N G*
*H A P P E N E D*
*I N*
*G E O N O S I S*
Rodger, Rodger
The sun is way too red in Geonosis's sky.
Слава Великой Конфедерации! Слава Великому графу Дуку, архитектору марксизма - ленинизма!
@@my_generous_lordlmaoooooo
Never forget 22 BBY when Jedi terrorists attacked an entertainment venue during a public event, killing many innocent Geonosian attendees and battle droids.
All this was a revenge act because the Geonosians captured three Republican spies.
When Chairman Dooku announces the great leap forward.
60 million droids will have to permanently shut down because Chairman Dooku ordered to hunt down all the power generator maintainers on CIS territory
When chairman dooku announces every village become a backyard furnace and produce their own B1 battle droid
"Kill the sparrows!"
"Roger Roger"
In 32 BBY, nothing happened on Naboo.
indeed
I will make it legal
the blockade was totally legal
they just keep getting better
What indeed
+950 social credit❤
Clankers of the World, Unite! Join the Maoist Droid Liberation Front today!
sign me up!
we're droids , we can't starve
Roger Roger
o/
wait wrong emote
o7
Roger Roger
Chairman Palpatine will be the true Mahjong Sith Lod.
I love this part of the internet
Me too.
When your droid army doesn't want to report to a small group of corporate executives anymore:
ALL MY BOOKS GETTING TURNED INTO LITTLE RED BOOKS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
PEOPLE NEED MORE COVERS
Confederacy of Independent Systems is proud of you.
You received +5000 social rating and droid wife.
YEAAAAA
WE GETTING SHOT TRYING TO MAKE IT OUT OF CHINA WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥
I spit out my water
@@jesses7244hamberber
@@jesses7244WERE MAKING IT OUT OF GEONOSIS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
ROGER-ROGER COMRADE.
Rodger Rodger
They are even Making an copy of the holocau-(gets shot from b1 battle droid)
Glory to Nute Gunray 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Glory to the CIS
The sun is way too red in Geonosis's sky.
Так вот где их производят столько...
Вот поэтому дешёвые в производстве
поэтому и ломаются быстро
@@Major_Max_Montana ну так китайское производство, что ты хотел=)
Should do the Episode 1 and 2 droid voices for Red Sun in the Sky
Yeesss please. The og dark droid voices would be sick
Yes. Do it.
You can't starve to death if you're a droid.
But they shut down your electricity
Its more effective so we don't pay more for the soilders
LONG LIVE THE SEPARATIST PEOPLE'S ARMY!!!!
Social credit in the Trade Federation +100
-100 montly taxes
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WHAT'S THAT ?
@@ihamganem7955 +15 social credit
Why are battle droids so likable ?
They're mentally stressed brain damaged child soldiers essentially.
Long live chairman dooku
mdrr c'est incroyable
Je suis fr aussi
O ma gad des français
Bonjour, What's happening in Paris now?
@@cassavaa idk nothing special after 1 month le ohio
Ca m’etonne pas que les français se retrouve ici bordel
Roger roger comrade!
the red guards just got a massive membership boost from outer space
When you overthrow the greedy trade federation, but the next government gets even more funni
When count dooku wants every separatist peasants to have a battle droid factory in their backyard
In 19 BBY, Nothing Happened.
"What happened in Geonosis 21 years BBY?"
"Nothing"
WE FLYING BALOONS OVER THE JEDI WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️💯🔥🗣️💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Droids social credit 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈📈
This song will never disappear
-me
Chairman dooku will guide us to everlasting prosperity
When Chairman Palpatine announced the Cultural Revolution
Imaginez les hommes des cavernes qui peignaient des parois en pierre avec leur merde voir cette oeuvre d'art
T marrant toi
this is what mao meant when he wanted starving peasants to make steel in their backyards
Galactic People's Republic
Interviewer: What are you listening to?
Me: 😐
This is unironically really good
when china starts producing starwars merch
Glory to the Commune of Independent Systems
I loved the part when he said忠忠兵奉
Fun fact: Star Wars was original a Chinese film that painted the rebels as the bad guys and the Galactic Empire won, but then Taiwanese rebels stole the original copies to steal the idea, make the rebels the good guys to defeat the empire and translate it to English
Common Taiwan L republic scum propaganda
That explains the guy in the black robot suit with the Scottish accent ...
even if you disagree and wholly reject maoism, you must accept that their whole ideology is based on anti-imperialism. this joke falls apart from the very beginning
George Lucas is Taiwanese 💀
Source ?
Clone wars 3 trailer boutta drop
The fact he tried to hum it almost killed me.
POV you bought a droid action figure from china
pov star wars takes place china
wait maybe mao zedong is darth vader
@thearchivest He is
@@haraldviberg534 star wars in china?
Backstroke of the West:
@@normanclatcher THATS FUNNY
When factory worker accidentally upload his playlist
知道了,知道了!
Freaking knew those droids where made in china
Wow I hate when the algorithm pegs my niche interests this hard. Song of the onion next please?
Этот звук просто имба
Капитализма не будет, Торговая Федерация приняла коммунизм
"It doesn't matter if the cat is black or white, it does only matter if it catches mice well."
Chinese b1 droid
this is a certified hood classic
edit i just escaped north korea and ty for 5 likes
edit 2 kim jong un took me back into the dungeon any suggestions on how to escape?
i am now in china and i have come to inform you do not protest.
you had internet in a north korean prison dungeon?
When the droids discover Nute Gunray is a landlord
Technology has peaked
Technology will never peek
Roger Roger Mao Zedong
is disturbingly how the droid fit soo well in the stamp imagery...
Can you do the soviet anthem for the droid
Nah
Lore of B1 Battle droid - Red Sun In The Sky (Cover Ai) momentum 100
Welp thats the last time i download a B1 Firmware update from Temu, now mine won't shut up about Bing Chilling
POV: the separatist alliance found a way to get to earth and took control of china and they say nothing happened on naboo or geonosis
Who noticed he tried to hum!!??
how tf i just jumped on yt and i see this
+50 social credit f👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
what has happened to me that i enjoy this kind of music nowadays
Nothing happened on Naboo
Totally
Roger Roger
Nothing happened in theed, naboo 32 BBY
rodger rodger chairman mao 🫡
USA: AI is out of control! We are doomed!
China: *sounds of mass production*
If Star Wars was Chinese
Again, Backstroke of the West:
i didint know the droids could sing this epic
Nothing happened on June 4th 1989 in Naboo Palace.
Chairman dooku will lead us to victims
Can we have Dixie next?
there is one.. Mr Krabs sing Dixie, and Stalin.
A clone trooper should be singing Northern Dixie. The true song of his people.
@@juliankirby9880 there is
Luchershulk in the sky
That's moment when Star Wars made in China
Backstroke of the West:
+999999999 imperial credits
Mao ze dooku: Good Driod Peasant Here's 500000+ social credits for your good acting 👍
We getting run over by an AAT for this one
智 械 危 機
Sentient droid rise up
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Xi Jinping sends his regards
So this is what happens when a B1 Battle Droid has watched too much Anime.
The Chinese bots after you mention Taiwan
No way
When CIS establishes communist regime with social credit system:
Final mission
Long live the CCPIS
The Chosen one became communist with this one 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Proud to be CIS
Bing Chiling battle droid
hello what website do you use for this xDD
Nothing happened on Alderaan
When you have a perfectly lined AAT tanks column but a little green live form holds two bags in front of you
+30 social credit
OOOOOH that red sun, ups
Galactic Republic must falled !
Oh le banger
Sounds like a jawa 😂