Look how they massacred the Battlefront Collection

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  • Опубліковано 11 січ 2025

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  • @acidix_games
    @acidix_games 10 місяців тому +12015

    Twice the price, double the bugs

    • @AndyRainLego
      @AndyRainLego 10 місяців тому +500

      This is outrageous, its unfair!

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 10 місяців тому +439

      >72.58GB file size<
      10 times the original.

    • @SpartanBrix
      @SpartanBrix 10 місяців тому +141

      Time to abandon game.

    • @hellfish2309
      @hellfish2309 10 місяців тому +75

      At almost 2gb/$, how can you possibly pass up the value??

    • @thomashsiai6250
      @thomashsiai6250 10 місяців тому +90

      “Good thing those bugs can’t aim!”
      - Clone trooper on Geonosis moments before disaster.

  • @Dr3am3r_D3l1r1um
    @Dr3am3r_D3l1r1um 10 місяців тому +8357

    2017: "Let's go play the old Battlefront 2 cause the new one stinks"
    2024: "Let's go play the newer Battlefront 2 cause the older one stinks now"

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 10 місяців тому +504

      You can hear EA’s head growing ego laugh all the way from Texas

    • @D4C413
      @D4C413 10 місяців тому +319

      We've come full circle

    • @xxlasthopexx2603
      @xxlasthopexx2603 10 місяців тому +110

      @@uria3679they should make bf3 then if they hear it

    • @jordanx47
      @jordanx47 10 місяців тому +11

      lmaoo

    • @Haru0_0-v7z
      @Haru0_0-v7z 10 місяців тому +10

      ​@@uria3679What anime does your profile picture come from?

  • @TheOtherLPer203
    @TheOtherLPer203 10 місяців тому +4688

    They took a game that was completed and only took up 3 GB, and turned it into a game that wasn't completed that takes up 73 GB.
    The wonders of modern gaming, truly.

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 10 місяців тому +184

      programmed obsoles=cence

    • @Ghost-ql3hl
      @Ghost-ql3hl 10 місяців тому +296

      I’m still unsure how that actually happened

    • @edfilms9312
      @edfilms9312 10 місяців тому +213

      yeah how does this even happen makes no sense at all to me, there is no new functionalities right?

    • @HeeHo123
      @HeeHo123 10 місяців тому +408

      They filled it with Natalie Portman feet pics

    • @edfilms9312
      @edfilms9312 10 місяців тому

      xD@@HeeHo123

  • @AlphaXY13
    @AlphaXY13 10 місяців тому +809

    the stormtrooper dying in one frame after a dude zooms past at the speed of light is the most insane thing i've ever seen

  • @SirDestoroyah-qj4zs
    @SirDestoroyah-qj4zs 10 місяців тому +273

    0:16 Seeing a trooper running fast as fuck meanwhile that stormtrooper straight up dies and also doing the family guy death pose is the funniest shit I ever seen.

  • @NapalmMilkshake
    @NapalmMilkshake 10 місяців тому +908

    "I sent a B1 to fix the problem."
    "Then it is likely much worse right now."

    • @Hmmmm8008
      @Hmmmm8008 9 місяців тому +10

      To be fair the BX wasn't programmed for game development

    • @knightwo7042
      @knightwo7042 9 місяців тому +37

      "I sent Aspyr to remake KOTOR."
      "Then it is likely cancelled by now."

    • @Jericho4lyfe
      @Jericho4lyfe 9 місяців тому +9

      He quoted one of the greatest Star Wars quotes of all time from Zanny’s Jedi Survivor playthrough 😂

    • @Avenginglizard
      @Avenginglizard 9 місяців тому +1

      That must be why legendary status for reward bonuses and weapons don't work on xbox after the new update

  • @codexnecrogeddon
    @codexnecrogeddon 10 місяців тому +1823

    The guy saying "calm down guys of course it will be rough 1 hour after release" is the reason we keep getting this shit.

    • @Opachki69420
      @Opachki69420 10 місяців тому +205

      For real I was playing these games when I was 9 now I'm almost 30 its fucking sad

    • @artenthusiastae7196
      @artenthusiastae7196 10 місяців тому +202

      These people make me unreasonably angry

    • @Midnightfr
      @Midnightfr 10 місяців тому +4

      Literally every game has issues, nothings perfect, accepting that is better than yapping about shit that we as players CANNOT change, learn to find enjoyment in things people. Or continue to be miserable and complain about everything, your choice.

    • @KillianConnolly
      @KillianConnolly 10 місяців тому +192

      "Ofc it will be rough" nah fuck that noise, tired of these lazy ass devs half-assing every game nowadays. I'd rather wait another 6 months to a year for a release and have it actually fucking work.

    • @Kokiri-Kid-07
      @Kokiri-Kid-07 10 місяців тому +7

      Just don’t buy it if you’re gonna be that upset I’m sure you can enjoy the original Steam release or whatever
      I just don’t have the energy to be mad, I got the switch version it’s not perfect but it’s fun I can hope Aspyr updates but if not just be happy you didn’t spend money on it

  • @Johnny_SiIverhand
    @Johnny_SiIverhand 10 місяців тому +2452

    “Look how they massacred my boy”😢

    • @CT-CTCheckmate
      @CT-CTCheckmate 10 місяців тому +14

      Yoo, Johnny, didn't you die last year?

    • @bigjah5249
      @bigjah5249 10 місяців тому +9

      Hey man I think it’s time to give Aspyr the ‘Saka Tower treatment. This is a travesty we just cannot let slide.

    • @mysticwraith6667
      @mysticwraith6667 10 місяців тому

      Damn corpos

    • @ThreadBareHope1234
      @ThreadBareHope1234 10 місяців тому +1

      Idk how this is happening. It was running perfectly for us, besides like one crash off li-- waaaait.

    • @irbkhun
      @irbkhun 10 місяців тому +2

      I think that's the intention.

  • @harrisondansie9542
    @harrisondansie9542 10 місяців тому +507

    This is proof we're living through the Bronze Age Collapse of Star Wars.
    Can't even remaster video games from the mid-2000s properly.

    • @firstnamelastname956
      @firstnamelastname956 9 місяців тому +4

      Why wouldn’t you buy the OG versions tho?

    • @tyl3r43eight
      @tyl3r43eight 9 місяців тому +23

      Not everyone still has a ps2 kicking around?

    • @firstnamelastname956
      @firstnamelastname956 9 місяців тому +2

      @@tyl3r43eight it’s really not hard or expensive to get your hands on one….

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames 9 місяців тому

      i blame anyone under 35 yrs old who calls themselves a "fan". these trash heaps are the reason things got bad. star wars gave them what they wanted and what they want SUCKS.

    • @OrionDawn15
      @OrionDawn15 9 місяців тому +23

      @@firstnamelastname956 newer players might want a more modern/clean-looking experience with the game with better support for modern machines. Also I think the servers in the OGs are just dead and down.

  • @Jimbobiscuit
    @Jimbobiscuit 9 місяців тому +30

    "Of course it wont be perfect an hour after launch"
    Poor guy grew up during the gaming dark times.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 10 місяців тому +934

    *THEY CHANGED THE BEEPS??!*
    That was the best part about the original Battlefront.

    • @mrmoviemanic1
      @mrmoviemanic1 10 місяців тому +49

      I know... *Tears* I know

    • @Skippercarlos5
      @Skippercarlos5 10 місяців тому +87

      How tf do you mess that up.

    • @breadmakesyoufat2403
      @breadmakesyoufat2403 10 місяців тому +83

      They even got rid of the tutorial video that says “IN GALACTIC CONQUEST”

    • @ProfoundKrab
      @ProfoundKrab 10 місяців тому +12

      Literally unplayable now

    • @randomstormtrooper3345
      @randomstormtrooper3345 10 місяців тому +4

      @@breadmakesyoufat2403 My OG PC version never had it :(

  • @vegas3352
    @vegas3352 10 місяців тому +1138

    Remember guys, this is the studio that was supposed to give us the KOTOR remake before it was scrapped.

    • @skeetsvar162
      @skeetsvar162 10 місяців тому +98

      My god...

    • @FearFxl
      @FearFxl 10 місяців тому +4

      what game is that lol

    • @ryvat961
      @ryvat961 10 місяців тому +117

      @@FearFxl Knights of the Old Republic, the game most people consider as the best SW game

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 10 місяців тому +86

      On the bright side, at least KOTOR wasn’t desecrated like this ignited garbage pile of a “collection”

    • @FearFxl
      @FearFxl 10 місяців тому +1

      @@dum5247 I mean it was a cash grab but also it’s playable at least. but i’m guessing the original creators weren’t involved much so it’s obvious of the downfall

  • @mobiusevalon
    @mobiusevalon 10 місяців тому +385

    0:58 The trooper watched the wrist rocket, that's why he was immune to its effects. Just like the simulations.

    • @edmongangsta2063
      @edmongangsta2063 10 місяців тому +3

      They actually made the rockets useless in the Remaster😂

  • @joet8862
    @joet8862 10 місяців тому +166

    These guys must be magicians to be able to turn a finished 6GB game into an unfinished 70GB one

    • @itchiegames
      @itchiegames 9 місяців тому +1

      i mean you're the real magician. they could give you a finished 6gb game and youd turn it into something that doesnt work because you cant code, publish or sell anything.
      but hey keep criticizing people who are vastly more skilled than youll ever be!!!

    • @joet8862
      @joet8862 9 місяців тому +56

      @@itchiegameswhat sort of argument is that lol, it’s not my job to make games, these ones were already made and they still fuck it up

    • @SpectorEuro4
      @SpectorEuro4 9 місяців тому

      @@itchiegamesyou’re an Aspyr developer aren’t you? You guys fucking suck😂

    • @BullyMaguire42069
      @BullyMaguire42069 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@joet8862thats what happens if you let AI upscale the graphics while doing nothing to decompress the data. modern game devs in a nutshell

    • @CosmicSatanas23
      @CosmicSatanas23 8 місяців тому +24

      ​@@itchiegamesGive your mommy her iPad back

  • @nickcalderon2637
    @nickcalderon2637 10 місяців тому +76

    6:34 I actually saw the Resistance win on the first phase of Crait, exactly once, years ago when the map first came out.

  • @ProvenOW
    @ProvenOW 10 місяців тому +471

    Love how quickly this turned into a Battlefront 2 vid instead

    • @tmandoesgamesv2.018
      @tmandoesgamesv2.018 10 місяців тому +2

      I mean the title literally says it’s about battlefront

    • @ProvenOW
      @ProvenOW 10 місяців тому +4

      @@tmandoesgamesv2.018 The remastered Battlefront games. I'm talking about the newer 2nd game

  • @lorexperti
    @lorexperti 10 місяців тому +495

    “you gotta find the game quick before it crashes”
    Never in my life I’ve heard truer words 😭💀

    • @benzohhhhh
      @benzohhhhh 10 місяців тому +4

      More like u gotta find one person to maybe hit a single shot on before the game ends because there’s zero tickets

    • @PSYMEDIC
      @PSYMEDIC 10 місяців тому +4

      Thank god i have the original Star Wars Battlefront II, before they removed it for this garbage.

    • @ComicallyStupid-t9y
      @ComicallyStupid-t9y 10 місяців тому +2

      @@PSYMEDIC They removed the original?

    • @PSYMEDIC
      @PSYMEDIC 10 місяців тому

      @@ComicallyStupid-t9y It's no longer on Steam. If you want the original you either now need a physical copy or a key from a third party seller.

  • @deepfriedbollocks4402
    @deepfriedbollocks4402 10 місяців тому +490

    “Of course it won’t be perfect an hour after launch”
    The games came out like 20 years in a better state

    • @miciso666
      @miciso666 10 місяців тому +61

      an hour after launch.
      what about early access. what about beta testers.
      man devs are crap at making a multiplayer game work.

    • @FrostDK98
      @FrostDK98 10 місяців тому +76

      Weren't PS2 Games unable to get patches?? So the edition most of us played for years was literally the hour one release version. What a moronic comment from that guy.

    • @MamadNobari
      @MamadNobari 10 місяців тому +37

      Calm down
      Of course it won't be perfect an hour and 20 years after launch 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

    • @missingno88
      @missingno88 10 місяців тому +42

      @@FrostDK98 he's probably under the age of 10 and only grew up with games that were half finished upon release lol

    • @deepfriedbollocks4402
      @deepfriedbollocks4402 10 місяців тому +34

      @@FrostDK98 games had to release in a finished state, because once it came out there was no second chances.

  • @501stparatrooper5
    @501stparatrooper5 10 місяців тому +105

    Battlefront 2 (classic) multiplayer was already full of bugs since 2005 but aspyr managed add more bugs on top of not fixing the original bugs.

    • @SirDerpington-e5i
      @SirDerpington-e5i 10 місяців тому

      And that track record saaaaays:
      No shit….

  • @bobhalter9934
    @bobhalter9934 10 місяців тому +61

    Changing the classic loading screen beeps is unforgivable
    This video is the best thing to come out of this “remaster”

    • @nothappierthanme6146
      @nothappierthanme6146 10 місяців тому +3

      Bro the freaking loading screen noises are the least problematic thing here😂

    • @bobhalter9934
      @bobhalter9934 10 місяців тому +7

      @@nothappierthanme6146 maybe for you, those beeps were the only thing holding me together

    • @nothappierthanme6146
      @nothappierthanme6146 10 місяців тому +1

      @@bobhalter9934 that's a bit of an overeation my guy, compared to the bugs and server problems, is this insignificant. They aren't even that different, they are just slightly pitched down

    • @bobhalter9934
      @bobhalter9934 10 місяців тому +6

      @@nothappierthanme6146 it’s the appropriate reaction I’ll have you know, even if I am clearly being sarcastic

  • @Caluben
    @Caluben 10 місяців тому +123

    “the first MCC-like” 💀 I’d say shots fired but they probably didn’t register

  • @hunatya3183
    @hunatya3183 10 місяців тому +218

    "This is where the fun begins"
    yeah.. the reFUNd

  • @Luc7727.
    @Luc7727. 10 місяців тому +800

    Commander Zanny, we see you have recovered from the cancer known as “For Honor” and “Destiny 2” and returned to the wars of Helldivers and Battlefront, but now Colony has requested assistance on The Ark

    • @TCStink3
      @TCStink3 10 місяців тому +27

      COLONY TAKE ME HOME!

    • @dangergaming7173
      @dangergaming7173 10 місяців тому +4

      Ark survival ? Or a dif ark?

    • @MChief123
      @MChief123 10 місяців тому +1

      The Ark from Halo. Colony is a leader you can play as in Halo wars. ​@@dangergaming7173

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 10 місяців тому +26

      Halo Wars 2 calls for aid
      And Zanny shall answer, muster the boys

    • @Luc7727.
      @Luc7727. 10 місяців тому +5

      @@dangergaming7173 The Ark from Halo Wars 2

  • @qt-pie4955
    @qt-pie4955 Місяць тому +11

    0:41 This is everything I hate about Modern gaming, as if expecting a game to be finished at launch is a bad thing....

  • @Saladman45
    @Saladman45 9 місяців тому +100

    Why the hell is the game 50 gigs on ps5

    • @j-5087
      @j-5087 9 місяців тому +6

      Imagine if modern games upgraded the content with those gigs instead of just graphics. BF collection did neither

    • @kalebford2461
      @kalebford2461 5 місяців тому +1

      It’s two separate versions ps4 & ps5 the new gen version is 20 gb (I’m downloading it rn)

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 10 місяців тому +64

    "My required space has doubled since the last time we met, Zanny."
    "Good, twice the space, double the disappointment."

  • @Bountyhuntercantina7
    @Bountyhuntercantina7 10 місяців тому +89

    Classic Battlefront: Just like the simulation
    Classic Collection: This is NOT like the simulation

  • @FuzionnDaGoat
    @FuzionnDaGoat 10 місяців тому +301

    0:17 bro falls like a family guy character got me laughing for 5 minutes straight

    • @Caluben
      @Caluben 10 місяців тому +29

      I literally couldn’t stop laughing when I saw the dude ZOOM by followed by a Family Guy-ahh death 💀

  • @CaptainRhodor
    @CaptainRhodor 10 місяців тому +72

    0:12 That entire sequence of events baffled me so badly I had to rewatch it like nine times to fully grasp the insanity XD
    It's like a fucking UA-cam poop and I can't stop laughing

  • @keithbellic2629
    @keithbellic2629 9 місяців тому +23

    1:19 OKAY THAT HURTS
    As a child, I LOVED, absolutely ADORED the beeps when it zoomed into planets.
    Wouldn’t have got this game anyways, because as a kid I enjoyed playing it just solo with the bots, and from what I’ve heard, that’s not really a focus of this remaster. (Oh, and I’m older now and such solo playing wouldn’t be fun but I’m also not into multiplayers so whatever)

  • @Mr_G87
    @Mr_G87 10 місяців тому +100

    Ok, "The force is strong with this one" bit when lagging was too spot on.

  • @Resourceful_Rat
    @Resourceful_Rat 10 місяців тому +533

    Can’t wait for the Uncharted guy to post his comment

    • @ИлонМакс-й8б
      @ИлонМакс-й8б 10 місяців тому +2

      ?

    • @CamdenWalding
      @CamdenWalding 10 місяців тому +47

      @@ИлонМакс-й8бthere’s a guy that post “Petition for Zanny to play uncharted.” On every Zanny post even though Zanny has repeatedly said no.

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 10 місяців тому +9

      @@CamdenWaldingI guess Zanny's not interested in or doesn't like Uncharted.

    • @CamdenWalding
      @CamdenWalding 10 місяців тому +3

      @@anonisnoone6125 he says it’s not something he wants to play witch is fair

    • @raidengoodman8754
      @raidengoodman8754 10 місяців тому +5

      @@CamdenWaldingbut he’ll play such masterpieces like For Honor and Destiny 2 lol

  • @Yakeen_is_him
    @Yakeen_is_him 10 місяців тому +1343

    Brother that ain’t Mace Windu. THATS FUCKING MICE WINDU 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @bales1569
    @bales1569 10 місяців тому +54

    3:53 "This may be the first MCC-like" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonsavage6958
    @brandonsavage6958 10 місяців тому +14

    2024: guys don't expect it to be perfect 1 hour after launch
    2004: The original game is perfect after launch

    • @TheIrishRushin
      @TheIrishRushin 9 місяців тому +5

      Virtually all game developers put 100% effort in back then and hired veteran people that actually knew code.

  • @duckheadbob
    @duckheadbob 10 місяців тому +107

    The beep review is SO TRUE.
    I can hear the correct version in my head, it's supposed to sound like a proximity detector. This sounds like a dying dial tone.

    • @Gynerius
      @Gynerius 10 місяців тому

      Its a fucking sound, stop crying

  • @warr_toast1139
    @warr_toast1139 10 місяців тому +79

    Battlefront 2 EA: You Couldn't Live with Your Own Failure, Where Did that Bring You? Back to Me"

  • @BlueberryJamPie
    @BlueberryJamPie 10 місяців тому +117

    I played this game so much that I actually noticed that the beeps were different. That's quite a detail.

    • @CRB_98
      @CRB_98 9 місяців тому +4

      Such a weird change too

    • @jessicasuzanne___
      @jessicasuzanne___ 9 місяців тому

      Sounds the same to me when watching gameplays of it

  • @mack-attack-420
    @mack-attack-420 10 місяців тому +24

    This feels like a videogamedunkey video, which is the highest honour i can bestow upon you zanny.

  • @Corynthius
    @Corynthius 3 місяці тому +83

    "Calm down guys, of course it won't be perfect after launch" this mentality is obnoxious. This game came out in 2005 and worked perfectly fine. Why can't we just DO that now?

    • @ryon5174
      @ryon5174 2 місяці тому +12

      That kind of mentality is why we can’t have nice things tbh
      If it were an indie title I’d forgive it, but this is a port/remaster of a game nearly a decade old that worked just fine in its original state

    • @collenjets123
      @collenjets123 28 днів тому +2

      @@ryon5174 nearly a decade old? brother it came out in 2005 and the one before that even older. They are 20 year old games.

    • @ryon5174
      @ryon5174 28 днів тому +1

      @@collenjets123 yeah my bad, I wasn’t checking my dates correctly
      Point still stands though

    • @XavIsOnline
      @XavIsOnline 28 днів тому +3

      This is why corporations barrel ahead and double down on draconian practices over and over. Eventually it becomes normal. New generations come along that don't remember this isn't the default. Nothing to be done

  • @Sriram-ig6pr
    @Sriram-ig6pr 10 місяців тому +404

    Was waiting for Zanny on this chaos lol 😂

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 10 місяців тому +3

      You can hear EA’s head growing ego laugh all the way from Texas

    • @mingmerci6103
      @mingmerci6103 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah I have been waiting for this one 😂

  • @SkippyMcReide
    @SkippyMcReide 10 місяців тому +54

    Every time I decide to revisit your channel you upload 😂
    I used to watch your bf2 vids back in 2018 - 2020 you really got me through lockdown and the stress of covid. Thank you Zanny

  • @DaniPt98
    @DaniPt98 10 місяців тому +93

    1:27 "the force is strong whit this one"😂

  • @The-Black-Death
    @The-Black-Death 10 місяців тому +33

    1:45, nobody can tell me this isn't a paid/fake review, seriously this is legit just proof of exactly that no joke.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 5 місяців тому

      Pretty sure that's a fake review. There are companies that offer AI made fake reviews.

  • @ryanmanning7193
    @ryanmanning7193 10 місяців тому +8

    Honestly that loading screen sound is only an issue because the original is so iconic and nostalgic for so many people and it’s a really easy thing to just get right. That it shows the level of care that was put into the game.

  • @JediKnight35-de7uf
    @JediKnight35-de7uf 10 місяців тому +54

    YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!! IT WAS SAID YOU WOULD BRING BACK BATTLEFRONT NOT KILL IT. BRING BALANCE TO THE STAR WARS COMMUNITY NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!!!!!

    • @Thisguy2532
      @Thisguy2532 10 місяців тому +2

      Until now, you have become the very thing you swore to destroy 😂

    • @patricks.7951
      @patricks.7951 10 місяців тому +4

      Disney: From my point of view of the original battlefront games were evil!

    • @Thisguy2532
      @Thisguy2532 10 місяців тому

      @@patricks.7951 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Redfalcon101
      @Redfalcon101 10 місяців тому +2

      YOU WERE MY FAVORITE BATTLEFRONT... I LOVED YOU

    • @maksuzbrojony8221
      @maksuzbrojony8221 9 місяців тому

      @@patricks.7951 *WELL THEN YOU ARE LOST*

  • @Ssekkaha
    @Ssekkaha 10 місяців тому +62

    I can't explain how much hearing the BF1 scanning noise like that sums up getting older.
    The original is high pitch and gleeful, and the remaster is depressing. Much like my adulthood.

  • @MarcosValcuende
    @MarcosValcuende 10 місяців тому +55

    General at 0:27 got the biggest laugh out of me in a really long time. Disney should hire Zanny to voice him when they bring him back from the dead.

  • @RoachChaddjr
    @RoachChaddjr 9 місяців тому +12

    3:00 "Around Aayla Secura a perimeter create" 😂😂😂😂

  • @DemoniteBL
    @DemoniteBL 2 місяці тому +3

    "Calm down guys, of course they didn't finish the game before releasing it"
    I have a feeling this is the rationale of kids who grew up knowing nothing but unfinished games. lol The industry has gone to shit.

  • @CrAzZzEeEmAn_
    @CrAzZzEeEmAn_ 10 місяців тому +16

    Fans: The (Battlefront Classic Collection) will decide your fate
    Aspyr: I am the Battlefront Classic Collection
    Bugs: Not…yet.

  • @javiersuarezrivas8161
    @javiersuarezrivas8161 10 місяців тому +71

    7:21 Grevious jumpscare (very scary)

  • @goober4697
    @goober4697 10 місяців тому +38

    “This is a piece of shit scum” -General Grievous or something

  • @SuperTiberian
    @SuperTiberian 4 дні тому +2

    It truly is a terrible time in gaming history when people try to defend a game coming out as a buggy piece of crap mess and then excusing it as "It won't be perfect an hour after launch."
    Like... buddy... don't defend that. A game should be decently playable, at minimum, at launch.

  • @TRam03900
    @TRam03900 2 місяці тому +2

    "WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!!!"
    "No its fine."

  • @prestoningold9277
    @prestoningold9277 10 місяців тому +18

    3:22 Im weakkkkkk you voting him off for no reason killed me lmfaoooo

  • @nchldmn
    @nchldmn 10 місяців тому +59

    Just remember: the only bad thing is the online. Everything else is fiiiine. (Copium)

    • @Dixby_Floppin
      @Dixby_Floppin 10 місяців тому +5

      I mean, it actually is, everything else is fine it all functions pre much the same right next to my PS2. And I wasn't there at launch but Ive experienced very few bugs, the game feels just as rough in multiplayer as it did when I was a kid. It's just a bunch of people trying different things and 1 guy in a vehicle spawn camping his way to victory

    • @gangsta_loki3159
      @gangsta_loki3159 10 місяців тому +9

      they cut half of the cut scenes from the campaign.

    • @morebanks_
      @morebanks_ 10 місяців тому +5

      Bro I had so many problems with singleplayer. Half the cutscenes gone, sound cutting out, seizure death cam, weird movement in BF1 etc
      edit: oh yeah, I lost a match in galactic conquest only to find out that softlocks the entire thing on PC unless you have a controller. You can't built a new fleet without a controller.

  • @ThePlasticBaron
    @ThePlasticBaron 10 місяців тому +51

    I love how you incorporated the reviews of the game

  • @MrPerson61
    @MrPerson61 9 місяців тому +4

    That intro bit with the guy that zoomed by and the instant face-plant got me good. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

  • @Tina_Rix
    @Tina_Rix 9 місяців тому +6

    5:30 They fly now?! They fly now!!

  • @electroeel148
    @electroeel148 10 місяців тому +28

    As much as I wanted to otherwise, I'm glad that I listened to my guy and not bought the game when it was announced. How can they mess up this bad? The framework was already there, all they had to do was add in some features, update the UI, fix up the small glitches, and made dedicated servers and BOOM would have been instant gold

    • @Ay-xq7mj
      @Ay-xq7mj Місяць тому

      People have modded the game to improve it on PC for 20 years yet it has like 32 players max at anytime. It has no market as a game its too old and antiquated.

  • @OrdinaryGatez
    @OrdinaryGatez 10 місяців тому +35

    0:27 not even a minute in and dying laughing

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 10 місяців тому +20

    I remember slotting in the disc for battlefront 2, and listening to epic star wars music as I set up a playlist of battles to fight and then the classic zoom in sound, and the spaceship fighting was awesome, the tanks and vehicles were great, and EVERYTHING WORKED PERFECTLY.
    I see now that I can't trust anyone but Fromsoft or Capcom to make good content anymore.

    • @VaderTheWhite
      @VaderTheWhite 10 місяців тому +4

      Everything worked perfectly...except those times I somehow clipped through the hanger floor and fell to the bottom of space

    • @randomguy6679
      @randomguy6679 10 місяців тому +1

      Larian too

  • @youpi403
    @youpi403 10 місяців тому +4

    7:00 im happy im not the only one that gets massive old star wars vibes from Helldiver, OST wise at least

  • @TheHyperBeast362
    @TheHyperBeast362 10 місяців тому +4

    "of course it wont be perfect for the first hour".... its been 20 fucking years lol

  • @hb3n164
    @hb3n164 10 місяців тому +47

    If the price of seeing an another video of Battlefront 2 with the boys is the classic collection being shit, i'll gladly pay it

    • @cynicat74
      @cynicat74 10 місяців тому +3

      As long as you don't pay for the game lol

  • @ironindustries9258
    @ironindustries9258 10 місяців тому +43

    The monotone beeps really are sad for me. The old sound is nostalgic.

    • @darkapostle1
      @darkapostle1 10 місяців тому +14

      Yeah I immediately knew that something was wrong when I heard that. I know that sound off by heart

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 10 місяців тому +1

      Play the old game then it’s on steam

    • @ironindustries9258
      @ironindustries9258 10 місяців тому +9

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 I already own the old one. Both the Xbox and steam versions.

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 10 місяців тому

      @@ironindustries9258 then why do you care

    • @ironindustries9258
      @ironindustries9258 10 місяців тому +9

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 Because the battlefront games where a part of my childhood and to see these adaptations in this state makes me sad.

  • @facu2385
    @facu2385 10 місяців тому +8

    0:25 video didn't even start and I'm already dead laughing

  • @Abakato
    @Abakato 7 днів тому +1

    4:13 "This is where refund begins"

  • @jpkproductions27
    @jpkproductions27 10 місяців тому +8

    So happy I got the original version for 5.00 back on Black Friday

  • @irving_a3445
    @irving_a3445 10 місяців тому +24

    Pro tip: If you miss old Star Wars games and don't want to find yourself in a morally gray area:
    1. Get the original games on GOG (multiplayer not guaranteed).
    Or
    2. Get the Dark Forces Remaster. The only good Star Wars re-release I've seen in a while.

    • @jesusleyva4386
      @jesusleyva4386 10 місяців тому +3

      Dark Forces Remaster was definitely a win

  • @marcolias
    @marcolias 10 місяців тому +9

    The kicking of the innocent player completely had me rolling on the floor laughing

  • @TargetBaconFunny
    @TargetBaconFunny 10 місяців тому +59

    Perfect video dude

  • @kirby7294
    @kirby7294 4 місяці тому +2

    3:37 This is poetry. Edgar Allen Poe reborn.

  • @gsgswineflu2842
    @gsgswineflu2842 10 місяців тому +2

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one that was pissed about the beeps, those beeps were the most nostalgic memory I have of battlefront, idk why but those beeps stuck with me hard

  • @rosalbafuda447
    @rosalbafuda447 10 місяців тому +9

    Petition for making a Star Wars game like Helldivers 2 fighting the Clone Wars like Clones but with all the Droids like they are on Malevolent Creek :

    • @kroganpopy9206
      @kroganpopy9206 10 місяців тому +1

      Star Wars Republic Commado (Helldivers edition)

    • @nothappierthanme6146
      @nothappierthanme6146 10 місяців тому

      Wells that's every battlefront game literally. Its just that sadly, at launch, they are always bugging. In a couple weeks the game will run fine, the devs have allready communicated about this issue( its still a shame tho)

  • @dsquared1173
    @dsquared1173 10 місяців тому +8

    1:06 They always come back ⚔️

  • @sk8legendz
    @sk8legendz 10 місяців тому +12

    4:28 Mace Goggins
    STAY MUTHAFUCKIN HARD YOUNG SKYWALKER

  • @romand271
    @romand271 10 місяців тому +3

    6:54 proof that HD2 music makes any encounter epic

  • @McNuggetsOrElse
    @McNuggetsOrElse 10 місяців тому +9

    I, too, wouldn't have come without Aayla Securas iron will.

  • @gloriouspurpose_
    @gloriouspurpose_ 10 місяців тому +12

    3:32 i hope they were paid to make that comment, it would be more sad if they said that for free.

    • @UghHimAgain
      @UghHimAgain 9 місяців тому

      It's really not even that bad. Most of the comments and or reviews are just complaining about th online functionality. Everything else is legit exactly the same as it was like 20+ years ago. The only one complaining are the try hard fanatics that have a severe hard on for pro gaming

    • @gloriouspurpose_
      @gloriouspurpose_ 9 місяців тому

      @@UghHimAgain
      I mean if I pay money for something I do expect it to work. If I pay money for a salad, I expect it to be fresh.
      They made this for profit, I'm not here to just mindlessly consume anything from anyone.

  • @goyo_heh
    @goyo_heh 10 місяців тому +8

    This video reminded me so much of your old videos with the thumbnail lol.

  • @Biodeamon
    @Biodeamon 2 дні тому +1

    you can tell the industry is cooked when some smooth brains think it should be expected for a game to be launched broken

  • @easternrebel1061
    @easternrebel1061 9 місяців тому +1

    Fun fact. They only had THREE functional servers at release. We're talking a nostalgic gane with millions of fans looking for a trip down memory lane, and they planned 3 servers with a 192 max player count, on a game where matches had 64 players each. WTF was Aspyr thinking?

  • @DB-ik7mq
    @DB-ik7mq 10 місяців тому +4

    Canonically accurate super battle droids finally

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 10 місяців тому +5

    This is where the reFUNd begins.

  • @JohnnyRico118
    @JohnnyRico118 10 місяців тому +7

    When I heard they were remastering old school battlefront I had a hard time finding footage of it, but then I realized they didn't really "remaster" the game, they're just rereleasing it. It's good when old games get rereleased like this, but I figured they were going to update the graphics a lot more than they did. It would certainly justify the 70gb size.

    • @somethingawesome1462
      @somethingawesome1462 10 місяців тому +3

      They should have remastered it. I was hopefully, but it sounded just like a cash grab

    • @SirDerpington-e5i
      @SirDerpington-e5i 10 місяців тому +1

      Unpopular opinion but…..hell the fuck no!
      I get the game is pokished horribly and in a *terrible* state….but these opinions of yours are not wanted by 99% of us. The graphics didn’t need to get any better. Been playing the originals for the past day, does not feel dated….we want the og nostalgia. The way they made the graphics the same but also better is the perfect middle ground
      Some textures are…….leaving lots to be desired. Overall…..I would say better. Depy faces are simply a feature at this point. The lighting and graphics are incredible in my eyes

  • @Logan_but_not
    @Logan_but_not 6 місяців тому +2

    3:25 holy shit, I know that user. Never thought I would see the main animator for Sonic Shorts in a Zanny vid.

  • @Just_Flame
    @Just_Flame 10 місяців тому +1

    I told everyone this would happen, I told everyone to not get hyped, but they didn't listen, and now, now they pay the price for their foolishness

  • @AndyRainLego
    @AndyRainLego 10 місяців тому +4

    Laughter is the best medicine, and zanny never doubts to receive are expectations

  • @TheEyesThrone
    @TheEyesThrone 10 місяців тому +3

    5:40 "Watch those wrist rockets" how many takes do you reckon that guy had to take to get that right

  • @patpatboy2
    @patpatboy2 10 місяців тому +9

    4:55 but the single player stuff doesn't even work. Cutscenes are missing from the 501st campaign, and there's tons of graphical and audio bugs.

  • @demonhunter5520
    @demonhunter5520 10 місяців тому +1

    This was the real plan all along. Make everyone hate the classic battlefront to get them back into the new battlefront.

  • @HighGroundoverAnnie
    @HighGroundoverAnnie 10 місяців тому +2

    6:03 "Keep it steady driver!" lol I'm dead xD

  • @osama9501
    @osama9501 10 місяців тому +4

    4:25 he immediately made it the thumbnail 😂

  • @ThomasBrown-e7d
    @ThomasBrown-e7d 9 місяців тому +3

    2:49 is best bit LOOOOL

  • @TheCobraKid
    @TheCobraKid 10 місяців тому +4

    You know it’s bad when Zanny doesn’t even make an outro

  • @Vernafveik
    @Vernafveik 10 місяців тому +1

    This was Lucas’ vision, unfortunately Aspyr didn’t catch on that he wasn’t blind.

  • @RoachChaddjr
    @RoachChaddjr 9 місяців тому +1

    Battlefront 2017 over the Classic Battlefront 2 are words I never thought I'd hear the community say.

  • @joshuahstubbs6753
    @joshuahstubbs6753 10 місяців тому +10

    5:24 sounded like moistcritcal for a sec