[Vinesauce] Joel - Joel Tries Prime Drink
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Saying it tastes like it should be sugar free but isn't is really the greatest description of Prime snusk juice
After trying it I agree completely
I feel like Snusk is probably better.
Artificial ball sweat.
It’s artificial in a bad way. Some stuff pulls off artificial flavor like Dr Pepper and Redbullbut prime is gross.
Snusmumriken juice
I love how he is being honest when saying he would rather eat stink bugs.
Fune but. Honestly the bean-boozled beans are just the psychological effect of relabeling food. Like "toothpaste" is literally just mint. And people are screaming and throwing up because it says toothpaste. They can't put dangerous flavors in baby candy. Anymore.
@@KevinJDildonik
So if "toothpaste" is mint
Then what is "rotten fish"
@@unquestionableexistance8704nordic gastronomy
@@unquestionableexistance8704 Blue raspberry
@@keithmelon428🤨
i feel like prime cannot be consumed by anybody over the age of 14
Unfortunate that you say that because most of the consumer demographic are people under the age of 14.
I drank it and I feel fine tho (I'm like 20 BTW)
It shouldn't be, real man takes caffeine pills instead of some overhyped energy drinks😎
(I'm a caffeine addict, HELP)
it's like how kids can hear higher frequencies than adults, except aside from having to be under 14, your brain needs to have enough rot festering in it for one to be able to drink it accordingly.
we got complaints in our store because we put prime on the top shelf and 95% of the demographic couldn't reach it. So now it's on the bottom shelf... 100% toddler demographic
The reason Prime tastes like this is because, unlike all other sports drinks, Prime contains almost no sodium (an essential electrolyte). The entire purpose of sports drinks is to replenish electrolytes, so this drink serves literally zero purpose.
It does have a purpose. Namely, damaging your health.
This drink serves ZERO purpose. It should drink itself NOW.
This drink is NOTHING.
Mods, crush its cap, thank you.
this is the man that ate a whole thing of stinkbug jelly beans
Yeah, I heard he threw them up on his granddads bed
he didn’t just eat a whole thing, he ate TWO
The fact that they say "humbly, the prime team" after boasting about how earth-shatteringly amazing the drink apparently is. Also, calling a drink a "quencher" is just really hilarious to me
"Quencher" sounds like a drug or device featured in some 1990s cyberpunk novel
Salty lemonade is a quencher, as is gatorade, since they have electrolytes, vitamins and minerals you lose from sweating. Also, it’s what plants crave.
Legally not allowed to call it a "drink"
It'll quench ya!
It's got what plants crave
being totally cocky and then saying "humbly" at the end of the sentence is great lol
Just a reminder that Joey thinks that Mug tastes exactly like bubble gum and that soapy earwax is perfectly fine to eat with hot sauce.
He’s not wrong about mug
Mug kinda reminds me of bubblegum actually
bubblegum in some parts of europe uses root-beer esque flavorings, and root beer isn't really that common/popular outside of the U.S ?
Yeah, Americans don't understand how different flavors are in europe
This is why I mix Mug with Big Red when I'm at a soda fountain that offers both of them
I’ve tried the lemon lime one a while ago and it tastes like how you expect cleaning product to taste like
Delicious Pine-Sol lemon beverage 😋
I hope people with pica drink it then
I mean what did one expect a drink promoted and founded by world-renowned corpse filmer Logan Paul to taste like?
Oh no guys Joey never getting the primo sponsorship now :(((((((
You know it's bad when Joel "The Loathesome Bug Eater" Vargskelethor hates how Prime tastes
Prime is the best way the general public can truly experience _Snusk Juice_ ™
It just kinda goes to show how his taste buds can't be trusted.
@@ZackofSpadesno you're just butthurt abt it just because he shittin on ur favourite UA-camrs'(crypto scammer) milking prime juice, keep seething
@@VioletRpurpleHow did you get any of that from what he said you absolute spaz
@@ZackofSpades i think i'd genuinely rather trust someone who eats stink bug beans than someone who drinks prime
That Prime drink is a indirect descendant of Smakis Apelsin aka "The Snusk Juice"
When a swedish man tells you something tastes bad, you better believe him
Yes
Eat bean boozles they're good
The man cannot taste the difference between peach-flavored candy and vomit. His tongue is broken.
@@ZackofSpadesDoesn't mean this shit doesn't absolutely suck.
@thebandanadee8265 True, but I've tried it and it's not awful.
I'm just saying that when it comes to matters of taste, it's purely subjective, but his opinion shouldn't mean much.
Sorry for being stupid but why? I don't know the stereotypes or anything, are they known to enjoy weird flavors?
You truly are a diabetes warrior.
I've never seen anyone actually drink prime but I've always seen them be put on mantles as if they are precious artifact.
The real snusk juice
i loved it when he takes a comically loud gulp and immediately goes “OUGH.”
Minecraft Steve imitation of a zombie
Snusk.
Prusk.
Why it translate to *Filth.*
@@themac6356that is more or less what it means in swedish
vsauce joey its okay the drink just hasn't reached its prime yet
literally the fruit punch, glowberry, and blue raspberry are the only flavors that dont taste like either hot piss or ibuprofen
Wait so there is a difference between hot piss and cold piss?
@@vulture0133 God damn it bro now I need to find out what cold piss taste like.
"Prime was created for those who strive for ICONIC"
Yeah I don't need to taste this to know it's garbage.
the grape flavor tastes like extra strength cough medicine
Lean?!!??
Funny how anything grape tastes like cough medicine
@@2ndeastersugar free!
I wonder how it compares to MRE grape beverage base
I will never drink something that was made by a guy who recorded a deceased body and thank you joel for notifying that I should never drink that shit.
It's full of Vitamin P
Whenever i see these in stores, the shelves are always full of them. It makes a little happy when i see that.
you know something is scuffed when the man who won the bean boozled game says the drink is bad
At least we know if *John Beijos* decides to sell Prime drinks one day, it will come with a free trial of *Prime Video.*
beinos stepped down it's now angy massy as ceo
Booooo, another shitty joke
Normally Joel avoids the bitch water, now the bitch water is part of him.
You know, this sounds a lot like MRE beverage base. Somebody needs to send Joey some MREs so he can taste a beverage worse than Prime
Joel's scathing critiques are like music to my ears. This clip is wonderful!
his critiques are 100% valid cause that what i would say word to word
maybe even harser cause they should invented a prime drink called japanese forest flavor
I expected him to yell "IT TASTES LIKE WATER!"
funny streamer shits on beverage and continues to drink it for 5 minutes
OOoööUHÜh *continues to drink*
"Otter dislikes watermelon, but cannot stop eating it"
I bought one of the energy drinks not knowing anything about it, just saw it at the store and thought "why not", and I liked it. But now that I know who its associated with it was retroactively vile.
Smakis 2.0
Level 10 Lunch Box
+75% Price.
+80% Sugar.
+30% Artificial flavorings.
+80% Damage Reduction.
*-20% Taste.*
Drink to gain a defense boost for 18 seconds. Cannot attack during this time. Damage absorbed will be multiplied x6 when the effect ends
If a guy who likes stinkbug jellybean said it's vile.
You better believe him.
At this point I'm convinced Logan and Jake Paul are the same person, we keep mixing their names up for the same reason we can't decide if it's Barenstein or Barenstain Bears
0:08 BLASPHEMY! Monster Juice Pipeline Punch is DELICIOUS!
This drink is like, culture rot but for beverages.
Just imagine this animated
I don’t know if they have them in Sweden, but in Norway we have these little teddy bear shaped bottles of some kind of sugary drink that’s way too concentrated and sweet that I loved as a kid. Kind of tastes like something you’d use to make popsicles or slush, but even more concentrated. His description reminded me of those kinda.
Yeah, maybe Prime would be better if it was dilluted
THE GROCERY STORE I WORK AT SELLS SNUSK JUICE
they have like 10% coconut milk in them, that's what gives it that nearly off milk taste and cummy texture
wait maybe they're training our k-... nevermind
That's the exact texture I'm after!
@@adiohead same, actually. Though i am gay....
This comment section is something else omfg. 😂
I feel Monster only has three good flavors and they keep taking the good ones away. I really hope the strawberry one stays around.
I find that the “juiced” ones are automatically way better because they use fruit juice in them, making them way more refreshing and wayyyyy less chemical-tasting. I rarely drink energy drinks, let alone monster, but from the ones I have had, juiced ones are the best.
@@donovanjoseph737 They used to make one that was baaically just Hawaiian Punch but I haven't seen it in forever.
the white monster is fire tho
*sips*
For me it's usually Khaotic or Pipeline Punch, maybe sometimes Monarch (Papillon).
monster drinkers are gay
The ice pop prime is not only the worst prime flavour, its also one of the worst sports drinks I have ever had the displeasure of trying.
Don't hydrate with it. Do not.
As an American who has tried it - Man's description is on point.
Truly horrid product.
i trust a swedish man (that loves to eat stink bugs) more then the millions of kids that made logan paul millions of dollars
and still zero refunds from his crypto scam xD
i finna skibidi sip this prime gyatt ong rizzy flavor bussin fr fr
Drank prime once and nearly threw up. Newer drinking it again
We stock a lot of Prime where I work, and I have tried the entire stock of what we have once. Ice Pop is, despite Joel's Reaction, one of the better Flavours. Most other flavours taste of extremely weak juice, like no kidding the Lemon & Lime one was so weak it makes Supermarket Brand Sprite look like the best fucking thing. The Tropical Punch Flavour is alright though, basically just Kool Aid in a bottle, though a flavour I've seen bought off the shelves quickly is Meta Moon, assumed it would be good, no fucking joke the flavour reminded me instantly of Calpol (Liquid Paracetamol for Kids) from when I was a little kid. I legitimately don't believe people are continuing to buy these because they genuinely like them, but rather just as a status symbol to make their kids look "cool" i guess.
Outside of the rare exception, Prime is a waste of money even at the correct price.
my dirty secret is that i like the taste of prime
remember, this is the guy that ate two whole boxes of bean boozled without finding anything that tasted bad to him.
joey no like
Giving your hard earned money to Logan "laughs at suicide victim" Paul...for shame, Joel, for shame!
Joel is a man who ate an entire bean boozled box and liked them all, don't know if his taste buds are really something to trust
The journey to figure out the taste of this shit
I tried the ice pop Prime on whim without even knowing what Prime was. It smelled like Kool-aid powder, like Joel said. But like, not good enough to think "I can't wait to add water to this." I took a single sip and it was the worst. My whole body clenched up from how bad it was. It just looks like water but has a weird thickness to it. Almost like the thickness of whole milk? It's hard to explain. I took it out back like old yeller and shot it to feel like I won.
After this joey went from type 1 diabjetes to type 2 dijabjetes (i spelled diabetes wrong on purpose)
I have a friend who loves Prime and has at least one a day/week
I'm debating on showing him this lmao
knowing the honest reviews for prime, smakis snusk would probably taste better than that overhyped "drink"
the blurb on the can sounds like chatgpt
Someone needs to animate this
Gen alpha snusk
I would rather drink an entire bottle of that gamer viagra protein powder than try PRIME again.
"Viagra for gamers" is in my search history now
Ah so you'd rather lose your dong than drink poo poo water
Same, and I have no idea what the hell you're talking about
Same and I don't even have penis
I tried one just to see what the fus was about (before I learned that the fus was just that it was made Logan Paul) and I took one sip and through it away. I bought a water to wash out the aftertaste.
This guy enjoys eating the Bean Boozled which tells me that Prime is worse than Bean Boozled
“Humbly,” 🤮
What's the deal with Prime blowing up? it's been around for quite a while now.
they're like a slightly worse and slightly cheaper vitamin water, I like some of them. 2g of sugar isn't bad at all.
I tried the lime one a few weeks ago and it tasted of pure chemicals and reeked (yes, it didn't smell) of like the worst fake lemon lime.
There's just something hilarious about "humbly, the prime team" after they just said "We are CONFIDENT you'll love it."
Shit, prime team, you don't know me!
So what do you think tastes worse: Joel's weird Smakis juice boxes, or this?
"love that smell!"
...i like monster energy lol
Remember when Logan Paul tried to kill a pig?
Prime is 5 bucks in Sweden???? It's like 2.5 in Norway, and stuff is usually more expensive here if only a little
That must be some foul shit 😂
My sister got several flavours of this stuff cheap from the local shop: they're ALL terrible. They taste like you'd imagine floor cleaner would. The "Ice Pop" one is especially nasty.
"%uck heads name" is accurate.
Snusk
My school sells these in the cafeteria
Yo wasgood
ive never bought prime but my friend gave me a sip of all the flavors, all are shit except glowberry and that one fucking white meta flavor
i tried prime it's genuinely vile
OOOOO
6:02 so, american flavor
the only monster flavor i cared about doesnt exist anymore
"M-80" they later changed the name to "Ripper"
they also like, put corn syrup in as the sweetener, what a disgrace.
I find it weird that I watched this video, then saw this drink on the shelf, and bought it to try it myself, because I literally forgot Joel's opinion on it. That's the one thing about food reviews, they get the product in your head no matter what. Obvs not accusing joey of getting paid to drink snusk juice but I just think that was funny
"Smells like unmixed Kool-Aid" made me LMFAO, that shit sounds like it has WAAAY too much sugar in it. My nieces kind of like this brand. I never ever buy them the energy drinks. Some of the flavors dont have much sugar in them. I've never tried it.
6:42 They WHAT?
Alani nu better
Green apple tastes like piss
The prime flav
prime is the most expensive beverage in the world for small bottle
and i avoid it not only cause of the terrible price but since its cringe drink associated with these losers influencers
You need some of these in Voices of the Void. Much more powerful than coffee chocolate bars 🍫
I'd rather eat shit than drink prime. absolutely awful.
Video or it didn't happen
I'd just eat shit. I'm a freak
punani
Not yummy :[
The thumbnail is so gender
Joel's opinions are invalid after calling the monster energy flavours "not particularly good", if you couldn't already tell that the man is insane by the stink bug stream that is.