Star Wars The Acolyte Is So Good The Fans Failed The Critics - Best Movie Ever
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- Опубліковано 27 сер 2024
- Star Wars The Acolyte is the single greatest piece of art known to man, but audiences are too stupid to get it. Don't you understand that critics know what's best for you? Why would you question them? They do this for a living, I think they know what they're talking about.
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The acolyte is so bad that Space Ice did not realise it was a TV show and thought it was a seagal movie!
_Best Movie Ever_
It is! But nobody has noticed it!
Damn I was about to leave a similar comment.💯
@@N1troW3rw0lf69, okay, now in my head-canon, the acolyte is just a seagal's movie split into episodes and padded with cheap CGI and even cheaper feminist howling and lesbian force-magic 🤔
Please, don't insult Seagal (this time). His pointless career and existence in general is considerably more meaningful than this neo-gay carnival of wokeism that is The Acolyte.
Can't believe Star Wars has reached the heights of Steven Seagal action movies. What a time to be alive.
LucasFILTH
At least his movies didn't force the "message" down our damn throats..
Steven Seagal first appeared in the Star Wars films back in Return of the Jedi where he was holding Leia as a sex slave.
@@TT09B5 You're forgetting On Deadly Ground.
Heights? I think you mean Depths
Space Ice reviewing The Acolyte is the mega hit blockbuster video that proves even Steven Seagal movies are better than Disney Star Wars.
Where the drinks at
Drinker! Good to see you’re a fan of Space Ice too! How are you doing?
I was hoping that you would see this, and was wondering if there was any way to ensure it.
Can proudly say I only watch his review and not the series. Refuse to give viewership to such trash. I'm convinced Disney is trying to kill Star Wars on purpose so they can then reboot everything.
Get this man on Open Bar already!!
Only Space Ice can make watching 12 minutes of the Acolyte remotely bearable.
Omg facts 😂
I scrolled down to the comments and just listened to his commentary...because even watching that much of the show was likely going to make me ill.
Nothing about about this movie has a "Star Wars" feel to it. Nothing.
Charlie Hopkinson can too
hey if he can do it with big steve
I don't think Steven Segal would even watch this.
If it was called The Snack-A-Lot he would watch
He would rather star in it
@@jkdbuck7670Snackolyte?
He should have starred in it
@@A_real_Ha_So he hasn’t been a fan of Star Wars films ever since his villainous role in Return of the Jedi
"They're here to get close to the kids, but this takes place before Disney owned it, so they ask for parents' consent."
😅😂🤣💀
Holy shit 😂😂😂
Sickest burn in the video
Classic.
👀🥴😆🤣🤣🤣🥲
"...this is, officially, the most sciencey movie since Time Cop." ...priceless.
I lost it when he said that 😂
Exactly, How the hell fire is able to exist out in space when oxygen is needed to start a fire?🤷♂️🤣
"They're like family now. So, they decide to abandon her too!"
‘Just kidding! Fucking magic push!’ -you’re killing me here.
Not that funny
@@MtnMania Shut up.
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The Acolyte receiving the Space Ice treatment is a dream come true.
Agree 💯
Is the only thing that make it goog
It's a nightmare! This was a good channel but doing star wars just ruined it!
Never would have seen this channel without this, and now I have a bunch of cool videos to watch. Was an instant sub! Space Ice is absolute gold.
I've already watched it 4 times and keep finding new jokes .
Even in Star Wars, Seagal still can’t catch a break 😂
If Jabba is written in, Segal's phone will be ringing.
@@jordanbooth4470 wait until Space Ice reviews Return of the Jedi specifically the scenes with Jabba the Hut
Tbh Seagal could play Jabba
@@MetalsirenIXII heard he provided the rancor's roar. It's Steven's mating cry when he enters the strip club
but he can catch a cookie, he loves some mf cookies
I love that Space Ice didn't even bother to wait for the end of the series to do this.
He'd seen enough. Too much, even! 😂
'Space Seagal uploads some of his movies, instantly destroying the ship' 🤣🤣
I’ve heard that Steven Seagal is going to play an ex-special force republic trooper turned cook in a cantina, captain Kouki-Do. He killed 16 sith in single combat with his bare hands. His enemies know him as Agile Ostrich.
Some would say Seagal walks with an air of confidence that is rarely seen in this day and age.
I'm especially looking forward to the exciting climax where he trivially outclasses the main villain and doesn't get touched
He’s secretly Darth Cookie
and then he goes to a strip club in Tattooine.
i cannot wait for the intergalactic stripclub scene
Then space Seagal uploads one of his movies to the ship killing it instantly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was laughing the entire time menn
Yeah, 😂😂😂, that killed me too. lol
I had to pause the vid after this line to recover so I didn't miss anything else. Holy shit this is funny.
@@ericzuellig8631it’s funny cause after he said that I instantly imagined that floating space head with a greasy black hairpiece on with a ponytail and a 90 degree angle hairline and it looked exactly like him 😂😂😂
🤣🤣 Bruh that line finished me
“It is so bad Steven Segal is now rethinking his choices in life” is actually a valid review of this.
“Then Space Seagal uploads one of his movies to the ship… killing it instantly.”😂😂
“And just when you thin..MAGIC PUSH!”
LOL.
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Space Ice is a national treasure
I would say a Galactic Treasure : ]
+1 SpaceIce can we please get a never-ending seagull style series breakdown for the entire dumpster fire that is the DznySW sequels & streaming saga 🙏
you’ve got everybody’s attention now with riding the Assolyte algorithmic wave, now please give the rest of this terrible franchise the seagull treatment 🙏😓🙏
"international"
I smell Presidential Medal of Freedom!
Nah , not now that he is doing star wars!
They misses an Opportunity to starred Steven Seagal as John Acolyte
Anybody seen Richie?
They wanted to, but had no suit, that could have fit him.
"aprons and lifting belts, so you know they are ready for everything" 💀
When Steven Seagal is mentioned in a video about a Star Wars show you know something is seriously wrong.
The way Space Ice explains Trinity stabbing makes more sense than in the actual show 😂
Everyone knows Jedi are like human yellow belts. I can’t believe many were excited to see Trinity/angry she was eliminated right away. She’s one of the worst actresses ever. Zero charisma or acting talent.
Except it doesn't. Mae distracted her by attacking an innocent, then killed her, which was well done. Ice skips over that part because logic ruins his comedy routine.
@@notfromhere8889 yeah she was just a jedi, so she can't multitask, if she stops 1 throwing knife she is completely oblivious to a 2nd one, and the 7cm blade hitting her body is almost an instant kill, it's more dangerous than a lightsaber. Not like Jedis can deflect 10 laser machineguns all at once...
She said, "F🤬CK THIS, I'MMA HEAD OUT!"
@@notfromhere8889 Found the blue hair REEEEing. Trying to act like a Jedi would "just sorta forget" they're fighting someone 😂
That created by Leslye Headland and Steven Seagal at the end was the icing on the cake.
It's all becoming clear now how this happened... "somehow Seagal returned" (as showrunner/producer)
The fact that this stands toe to toe with any seagal masterpiece is legendary
Never expected Space Ice to discuss something this current. I love it!
Let the Acolyte roast begin!! 😁
Something has to fill the void between Segal releases
This video needed to happen.
“She looks exactly two halves her age”
I’m borrowing that one!
Loved that joke too lmao
Went back 3 times to make sure.
Wasn't a fair comment she looks great.
the writers are so intelligent and talented us mere mortals can barely comprehend their genius! George Lookass can die happy now knowing that his story is in the hands of people 100% more female than himself
The "light-up binoculars from 20 feet away" 😂 LMAO
They're so subtle! 😂
Homie sliding into the world of modern streaming like a boss.
Crushing that formulaic hack critical drinker. Usurping that throne. You-slurping them subscribers.
Wow. What a statement win.
I always wondered why he won't do modern streaming a lot but as long as he upload video I'm just happy for it
No no no, like Seagal sliding in to cut a buffet line.
Your videos are great. Why’d you stop making them?
"I guess her dad didn't want her either. What a loser!"
Man, Space Ice still got it!
Steven Seagal would be proud... not of the show... but of Space Ice!
You know what she needs for space burn that is that harsh? Some Space Ice!
"Fights like Segal but with much more energy!" I spit out my drink. 🤣
"And yes, the moths took him prisoner; just fucking go with it!" HAHAHAHA
"But they're like family now, so they abandoned her too". Cold hilarity, Space Ice!
This is hands down the best channel about movies on all of UA-cam
I like Space Ice, CinemaSins, and Honest Trailers (in that order).
@@hollyperrin7353 Pitch Meetings
@@DavidDrouantYes. Space Ice and Pitch Meeting are the best comedic review channels. Honest Trailers isn’t what it used to be since the original writers left.
Edit: RedLetterMedia deserves a mention too.
1. Space Ice
2. Pitch Meeting
3. RedLetterMedia
@@hollyperrin7353 Fanboyflicks is brilliant too! And Redeyereviews!
@@hollyperrin7353 CinemaSins is a Seagal level embarrassment.
when Space Ice places your show next to the Segal category, you know it's game over
"But getting him to drink it, is gonna be impo..."
(He drank it)
"Bravo Riders"
“A guy who fights just like Seagal, but with much more energy!” 😂😏
I had only one expectation about the Acolyte: that it would become the supreme source for critics and parodies. But I didn't expect it to reach even Space Ice. Leslie Headland should be proud.
"They flash gangsigns , " " then my man goes for the f knock out " " Nice! " had me dying for a while. needed that laugh 😅
I still can't gt over "Deus ex mothina" I've been randomly bursting into laughter thinking about that all day 😂
Holy Sith, he's doing The Acolyte!
wtf is this comment, are you a bot?
@@AtonRestin122 ⁉
I thought the same thing
@@AtonRestin122 do bots normally make puns relevant to the video? Or do you just assume everyone's a bot if you don't get a joke? Or are you a bot projecting your bot-ness onto someone else?
Hilarious comment; not sure on the hate bout’ you being a robot
Even Seagal looks down on this. He at least knew he had no dignity from the beginning
Actually he's not aware of his lack of dignity so it's on the same level of garbage.
Steven probably watches it everyday because it's just as good as his movies
Space Ice's intro, "The Acolyte is the Walt Disney company mega-blockbuster hit movie where they showed the world that always and without exception, everything you love will die.", contained more explicit truth than Orwell's 1984. Only a Steven Segal and JCVD team-up could save Star Wars now.
This was some tier 1 trolling with the title. Thank you. 😂
“And they abandon her too, because they’re family now.” Savage and on point. Space Ice is the greatest.
That was gold!
8:56 "Thanks Barbara Streisand !"
Dude that was so brutal !
The people who used to bully you for liking Star Wars are now in charge of making Star Wars. - read something like this and made perfect sense to me.
My family only made it 5 min into this movie then our minds were blown and we just couldn’t finish. Thanks for the recap - it all makes perfect sense now.
"This has turned into quite the game of checkers..". gold.
Magic push!
The acolyte has made me appreciate Steven Seagal more. With a budget significantly lower than his Disney counterparts he is making movies that legitimately compete in every category and sometimes even make money 😂
And Seagal isn't even WOKE!
At least Seagal has an excuse for his worst movies ever: 90% of the budgets go to hiring the military.
Nope, wrong.
Still rather watch Acolyte and other Star Wars, all in a row...
Than watch ANY of his terrible movies...
@RSA you don't get condemned for mocking the Seagull.
Be safe out there.
@3:53 Then space Seagal 😂😂😂 uploads 1 of his movies to the ship 😆 hillarious 😂
space Seagull is a menace!
📼➿🚀💥👈😂
😂😂😂! This is sooooo much better than watching the show itself.
"Motha fuckin MAgic puusshhh"
-SpaceIce
Chlorine trifluoride: one of the rare compounds that actually burn in space.
Well done Space Ice!
If I remember the SciShow video right, it's the liquid that burns when you do nothing to it lol It will burn through almost anything, and anywhere.
Loved the reference.
An oxidiser so strong, it can set fire to asbestos, ash, glass, Jedis’ etc etc
@@bassmunk That's right! Go Science!
@@Smatnm Sets fire to Jedis, plot holes, bad scripts, even Steven Seagal's goatee!
It's a good thing her little space calculator generates argon so she could put out the fire.
“And they’re like family now, so they abandon her too!”
I did a fuck ton of crunches yesterday and now I’m in absolute pain, laughing at this line.
Forget Star Wars, embrace Space Ice
We already have, mate, already have...
This is the way.
@RetroRanter Not from a Jedi...
A Seagal Headland production. The power of two.
@danielparrott8660 The power of two tons! HIYO!
Seagal can now experience what he does to people.
*when the subliminal MK Ultra messagning is just screamed out loud the entire time*
No horrible film has been properly shat upon until Space Ice has shat upon it. It’s like a right of passage for any movie that never should have been.
If that’s some sideways comment towards Star Trek’s “The Shat,” come sit by me!
You're quite wrong! Don't you know the only way for a shit movie to redeem itself is to go through S.I.R: Space Ice Rehab; he literally turns Seagal movies into Scorcese movies.
@@hollyperrin7353 The Shat doesn't do enough today (getting old)
"Fans Failed The Critics". Golden title LOL!
don't the critics hate it too?
@@muskyoxes No, and fans don't either
No one loved it its a pure dog $hit 😂@@Montbiveau
@Montbiveau what you on about?
@@Usernamesdontmatter1 Massive review bombing + youtube clickbait =/= fans hate it
In any case when review bombing happens, it's never about the quality of the show
See now this is writing. Something they could learn from. “Chloroformed a gopher” is gold Jerry, gold.
I love when they blame the fans, when there are no fans left.
“Taking out these highly trained fighters that came straight from a Steven Seagal Aikido demonstration.” And I love the red arrow pointing out the guy that’s just walking in the background.
THE FAILURE OF OOOOONE...
THE FAILURE OF TWOOOO...
THE FAILURE OF MAAAAAANYYYYYY.....
Ayaya ya ya ya yaYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Panting*
@@ge2719😂😂😂
Even after hundreds of videos, your delivery, the rythm, the writing and tone are getting better and better.
"But they were like family now, so they abandoned her too." 😂😂
"Mother-$%^&ing-magic-push!" 😂😂😂
Too much pizza has that effect on me
I stole your quote.
"Your mother's your sister and your whole family died in a fire"??? Harsh day at the office 😳
The fact that Steven Seagal is also one who created the Acolyte shows that it is a really GOOD movie. 11:54 😂😂🎉🎉🎉
"So it beep boobs to her that its a fking calculator and doesn't give a shit" had me dying ;DD
"Just kidding, Mother F**king magic push!" lmao ofc
“They flashed gang signs”. 😂😂😂. That killed me.
Thanks for the positive review - time will reveal its sincerity. With Disney (aka every franchise ever) continuing lowering the bar, one day we'll be begging for shows to rise again to this calibre.
"Space Seagal" legit almost made me drop my drink 😩💀💀💀
"...where they showed the world that always, and without exception, everything you love will die," is the most hilarious hurtful thing anyone has ever said to me.
This show is like Disney made its own AI and then Seagal gave it prompts to make a new Star Wars series.
"The Acolyte is so bad, all actors refuse to play a Acolyte in WH40K" with your epic voice for part 2
Do it. Use your anger. For the emperor
Greetings from Germany
3:42 "Space Segal" Dude, please stop. I just called the paramedics because I can't breath from laughing! Bwahahahahaha!
I lost it in every “Magic Puuuush!”😂😂😂
Me in a few hours once I start drinking: "Attack me with all your strength."
Cops: "Sir, please, you don't want to do this!
"Sir, if you'll just put that traffic cone down, your family called us and are concerned. Let's just get a blanket over you and get you down to the station for a nice cup of tea, eh?"
@@NSGrendel "Wait sir, SIR!!! Don't put that traffic cone there!"
@@nathanwilliams4005The guy and three of his mates were sitting on an upside-down stool down at the pub earlier when there were plenty of places to sit. Traffic cone was the drunken progression.
*taser sounds*
@@nathanwilliams4005 🤣
Fun fact: one of the executive producers of The Acolyte is Jeff F. King, the director of fine classics such as Kill Switch and Driven To Kill
Space Ice proves that not all heroes wear capes.
3:22 "Disney things."
I love this guy's punchlines. Fkn spot on bro.
Imagine having a tv show so bad even Space Ice that usually roasting Seagal movies join the fun
What a time to be alive
This was 1000 times better than the actual show. Thanks for the laughs.
They tell her that everyone she knew died etc. but no expression what so ever. Her capabilities to resist the urge to act is phenomenal.
The Brawndo line was gold...😂😂😂
Well it does have what plants crave after all....
We tried warning you not to watch this sh*t by voting "Rob Schneider" 😭
Although the more you know about Star Wars the more insulting it is
Who?
@@dmitriydudarev2649 There was a poll
There were like 3 or 4 "no" options and Rob Schneider. Anyone with a brain would realize Shneider meant 'yes'
"And just when you thin---magic push!"
You got yourself a patreon
The commentary was Deadpool level sarcasm & a Brawndo reference 🤣 I am now subscribed !!
"BRANWDO, give you the strength of 400 babies."
There's no way that was the weakness.
It's got electrolytes.
Must have been an off brand substitute
@@riftvallance2087 it is Disney...
Space Seagal uploads one of his movies... Absolutely pure gold. Keep up the great work Space Ice.
" Fights like Seagal but with much more energy ".🤣🤣
5:46 “Now they’re trying to solve his self murder…”
That gets me every time
Not a Star Wars guy. Honestly, they should just end it. They should have ended it 10 years ago but whatever. Fuck it, it's Space Ice...so I'm in.
It's crazy to think that the best Star Wars movies were made over 40 years ago.
It should've never been sold to Disney.
@@nathanwilliams4005 The movies were good, because the people behind the movies were allowed to cook. Right now the cooks are from fast food joints, the audience demands for faster gratification and the IP is owned by a company that buys into every cultural and political fad expecting swift financial returns. SW is always going to fail because there's not a single actual artist among them. No one who can spark a fire on their own. Just soulless businessmen who play the willing sycophant to morons.
@@jr2904 exactly
@@nathanwilliams4005 thats not crazy when its a clear pattern with a lot of movie franchises
"Magic puuush" 😂😂
"The ships falling from space, but this giant rock breaks its fall, so she's fine."
Is it me or was Bro holding back laughter when he said Steven Seagal Aikido demonstration 😂