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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Happy Fourth of July, Patriots 🦅 CAW CAW
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Chapters:
0:26 Hijacking the word Patriot
2:12 Fox News is a problem
6:57 Kiley reads reviews
8:17 Reacting to MAGA idiot clips
10:45 Ad break
13:10 MAGA clips
19:39 Reading mean comments
26:11 Ad Break
28:29 Hilarious Conservative self-owns
38:34 VOTE VOTE VOTE
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"Do better, white women. It's absolutely wild how many white women vote against their own interests." - Pumps and Jessica
Pumps cackling brings me all the joy to get through the day
She has the best laugh. A full up-from-the-belly-and-even-the-toes laugh. If her chair wasn't so big and comfy, she might be on the floor. I love it.
I absolutely love these ladies! I am 65 years old and am sick and tired of all the MAGA idiots who just assume, based on my age, that I am one of them. Nothing makes me happier than seeing their expressions change when I inform them of how much I despise tRump and can't wait to vote for Biden. I've lost many friends because of this, but I couldn't care less. When I truly think about it, I never really liked them to begin with.
Thanks Ladies for speaking the truth and putting some normalcy back into this insane world we're living in. Keep-up the great and necessary work!
We are your friend too! Good for you for sticking to your values.
I can relate! I’ve lost family members and friends to this Cult! Sick of it. You are not alone we are all family 💙💙💙
We can be friends. I am near 70 and feel the same way!
@@tinachilders3541 Good idea! Democrats are the best!🌞
grose3996 agree with you, same with me, can't be bothered with these people anymore.
Love you both for plain speaking truth. Keep it up 👍🏻
As career social service worker in Illinois…back in 2003 we had 50,000 children/ young adults in the DCFS system, that being foster care and residential placement. Just in Illinois these were abused, unwanted and catastrophic family situations. It doesn’t take but 2 brain cells to figure out what will happen as the poor get poorer and reproductive options are eliminated. Watch the Trumpers come running for help when the kids are roaming the streets, hungry and sick with trauma.
Please tell the people how many horribly handicapped babies will be born and surrendered to the state.
Thank you. That needs to be pointed out over and over.
I've been using the example of Romania, which banned abortion and contraceptives from the mid-1960s until the Ceaucescu regime was toppled 24 years later. The population of the country grew from about 20 million to 25 million, but half a million of those kids ended up in state-run orphanages, where thousands of them died from neglect. Families had too many mouths to feed, while the dictator and his cronies lived in luxury and built vanity projects. Maternal and infant mortality was the highest in Europe. No one spent 4 year investigating and prosecuting the Ceausescus with kid gloves -- within a week of the revolution they were in front of a firing squad.
The rest of the story… under Republican state agenda , oops this is costing too much and out of state placement was needed. Soooo. Let’s not remove kids from horrible homes, let’s just have DCFS not recognize certain things and let the 50,000 age out. A few years later the numbers looked better. But wait….the gun violence increased, the suicides increased, the drug abuse, overdoses and homelessness increased. It’s that simple. Check your state statistics.
That’s a bit more complicated as it involves pre natal care and other factors. But a baby that’s not affordable shouldn’t have to happen.
My god, you ladies rock!! Stick it to 'em. 😁😎❤Aussie
You both are my "outside voice". I'm so grateful that I can listen to you and feel like I'm not crazy or mean. I'm so anxious about what's happening in the country. It helps to be able to laugh with you ladies ❤
I agree totally. I feel the same way.
@@milissaviggiano7370 same
Y’all should ABSOLUTELY have Brian Tyler Cohen on the show! The three of you would DESTROY so many maga souls. 😂
Yes great idea, you won the internet for me today! They would make an amazing trio, actually, the lawyer that appears with Brian (I suck with names, but I love him!) they should all 4 get together it would make magic for sure. They should do a weekly segment with them so we get the Southern women’s point of view out there with what they do, it would really balance things out. It would also help with the Blue wave we so desperately need.
I ordered his book shameless. I can’t wait to read it.
@@kaylakramer7413I watch them too, Glen Kirschner is his name. I hope they do, since they already hang with the guys at Meidas Touch sometimes. It'd be a intriguing show for sure, here's hoping...🤞🤞
Dude rocks a suit like Cary Grant! You three would be the best looking trio! Oh, and the whole brilliant brains thing…😂
Glen Kirschner is the lawyer, former prosecutor.
@@kaylakramer7413
y’all are my escape before i hang out with my MAGA family for the rest of the day 🤧
Same.
I feel the same about the 4th of July. I served in the Navy and just haven’t been able to celebrate. Honestly it’s been about 20 years since I’ve been able to celebrate. Thank you for validating my feelings about this holiday. 💙💙💙💙💙
Thank you for your service to our country.❤
Greetings from Europe. Love your podcast. You speak truth and entertain the same time
France called…they want their statue back.
Sorry, France. So so sorry.
😂
Hands down, the funniest episode yet!
You two intelligent, funny women are fucking awesome!! I am a 48 year old Queer man. We must stop Dump!!! You guys are fabulous! I look forward to each episode. I'm so glad classy, southern ladies like yourself are an inspiration to all the White Southern women who are all Dumpies it seems. I am very politically engaged. I found out about project 2025 almost 2 years ago. But, I was not at all aware of how horrid this Manifesto really is!!! Your shows sometimes make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts by the end of the show. You keep doing your thing ladies!!! Go girls!!!!! ❤😊😊
The MAGA people are devolving... Not evolving....le sigh...❤️💚💜🇨🇦❤️💚💜🇺🇲
I agree with you 100% ! Here we are again in 2024 with the same presidential candidates! I am extremely concerned that Mr. Trump may win this election… So we cannot be complacent everybody who likes their civil rights need to vote!
Happy 4th Patriots! 🌈🦅 Memaw and (J)Gessica with a G.
Oh I love this so much. 😂
I’m dying laughing at some of those posts you guys read aloud 😂
🎉 Love and respect from NYC!❤
Pumps's drag name should be Ivanna Dickenside. Jenny's should be Lady Polly Ticks.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY, PATRIOTS!!! 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷✝️🙏♥️🤍💙🦅
You win😂😂😂😂😂
After Ivanna's fourth divorce she kept her husband's name as a hyphen, it is now Ivanna Long-Dickenside.
are they drag queens? I thought so
Three companion books for this conversation:
1. “The Paranoid Style” by Richard Hofstadter
2. “Anti-Intellectualism in American Life” by Richard Hofstadler
3. “True Believer” by Eric Hoeffer
Explains everything. Thanks ladies. Keep speaking out forcefully.
I read The True Believer in college in 1997 and have been nonstop referencing it since 2015. Written in 1951 and completely accurate still.
19:21 - I CANT have a president that can be triggered by a news cycle or a former Speaker of the House. WE CANT HAVE A PRESIDENT THAT TYPES ALL CAP LOCKS ALL THE TIME EITHER. WE WONT KNOW WHICH WORD HES STRESSING. Vote blue no matter who. 💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅💙
The Maga interviewed at the rallies are the same way, Whenever they are asked a question about Biden and Trump, they say the exact opposite, everything Biden has done (or not) bad, but Trump always has a very good reason. It's so weird they are all in sync with the way they talk about Biden compared to Trump. I know with rural or small towns there was a lot of gossip and they would all talk the same, but these are millions of people, men and women both, who speak as if they are one person! In my 69years I have never seen such an extremely large, millions, of people behave like this. I don't know what to make of this!
That's due to Fox "news".
Remember Nazi Germany.
@@digbycrankshaft7572That network has done irreparable damage to this country. Rupert Murdock is a monster.
Cult mentality. They are a hive mind
Demonic possession?
They printed out hate comments to read LMFAOO I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 💖💖
I’m 64 and every day, I’m gobsmacked by the ridiculous things I hear, just cannot believe the crap🤣🤣🤣🤣it gives me great laughs. Really, I want to cry as we are devolving as people. Omg!!!🤣🤣🤣
66 here. Everyday I get up, flip on the news and ask myself "how the hell did we get here?"
Make Authoritarians Go Away/MAGA..
Touché 😂😂😂
I like it. Mine is Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.
@@kimberlysauber5601 LOL. Good one.
That's good 😂
Make Authoritarians Go AWOL
These women give me hope for the world ❤ Everything they say is what im thinking. Hillary DIDNT go far enough when she called Trump supporters "deplorable"
I agree. I feel like some new words need to be invented as a result the 🍊 toddler era. Deplorable doesn't even begin to describe them.
I guess I’m deplorable. I’m a successful business man that has 2 children and 3 grandchildren. I’ve coached LL baseball. I’ve installed industrial machines in this country keeping the “made in the USA” alive for over 25 years. I’ve traveled this world and have been to 45 states in this country. But I’m deplorable because I support someone that’s wants low taxes, low gas prices, low food prices, low inflation. No invasion at our southern border. Should I go on? I can. The Obama administration has destroyed this country since he took office in 08. And he continues to do this with his fake plants in the White House.
You play nice, the political larping Steve Bannons crawl out of the mud to suck air
Watching this from Europe you might think this is far from important to me, but it isn’t. It is so important to the world and despite your patty pitty points which are highly entertaining your analysis is so spot on…..wish all the world could hear you two!!!!!
"Taking shit's in the Capitol, ffs.... None of us would... Ka-ka!" 😂 16:07
@@iamjezuzchrist 😂😂
Proud to be educated and woke!💪💙 Maga is proud to be uneducated and asleep!🤣🤣
They are proud to be ignorant as well
Thank you both for brightening my day. Happy Fourth Ladies!🇺🇸🇺🇲
“Make America Dump again”🤣🤣
Bravo Ladies 👏👏
Love you two so much!
Happy 4th to you ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Dumb!
That's a great reaction because I was brainwashed by fox news even as an lgbt teenager. Somehow I started watching Glenn Beck and I was so angry about "communists" and Obama. It was so crazy.
Don’t feel too bad. As a straight, white adult woman, I used to listen to Rush Limbaugh. 🙄 so glad we both got onto the correct track. 😊
Congratulations on getting out!
Happy 4th! 🎉💙🇺🇲🦅
Happy you recovered. 😂😂😂
The thing about it is this: finding your tribe is about feeling seen, feeling heard & being able to be real about who you are.
I would be *shocked* if I heard someone eviscerating someone else who admitted they had escaped the negative hate spiral that is Fox News, MAGA & the Machine (grinding along for 50 years to bring us to this point.)
.To hear that someone became liberated from that should be a moment of loving-kindness.
It’s the United States, and it’s worth saving.
(Yeah it could use some work too, and it seems we’re ready to do that)
What brought you out of it?
Thank you ladies. Needed this today. Medicine for the soul. ❤
Suggested Drag Queen Names for Jennifer and Angie:
Jennifer - Miss Had It
Angie- Miss Clap Back
GOOD MORNING PATRIOTS 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💕💕💕💕
Happy 4th! 🎉🦅🇺🇲💙
I live in a neighborhood full of MAGAts. Every 4th of July (and New Year’s and any old time they feel like it) the fireworks start going off. About a week before the 4th. About an hour before sunset until after midnight. They’re fascinated by them like cavemen discovering fire. They can’t get enough of them. Tonight is July 4th eve. It’ll sound like Gaza during air raid till 2 in the morning. I’m dreading it.
This is the best episode I've seen so far. Let's face it, it's been kind of a shitty week. I've spent the last few days hoping I don't have to live through the end of society. You ladies made me laugh hard at the beginning of what should be a fun day, thank you. I will also give some credit to the generational pet rock owners for providing the content to laugh at. Don't let them know that they do most of the writing for the show. One of them might be woke enough to realize they should be getting a cut. Also, I'm sending this to my mother. I think she'll love it.🦅🧨
Happy 4th, Patriots/iHipsters! ❤🤍💙
I'm old enough to remember the inspiration of "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." I grew up with pride to be American and every time Trump gets the microphone he's bashing the greatness that already is the USA and leaves me depressed
What a fun 4th of July show, patriots!! I absolutely love you, Jennifer and Pumps.100% Resonance. You two are the best.❤️🩵💜🏳️🌈🌊
It’s just amazing how they can just flip around the responses to her questions! They are absolutely zero self awareness!!!
From a true liberal, progressive, mature white female, born a hillbilly (and proud of it!) in the MO bootheel, with REAL "Patriot" bona fides (Army veteran, 5 years active-duty service): Happy Independence Day!!! Taking it back for those of us who are not posers, don't do cosplay bs, and do not use the flag for marketing or self-aggrandizement.
One of my favorite quotes ever, attributed to American revolutionary, Samuel Johnson is: "Patriotism is the last refuge of scoundrels." Which today, continues to be never truer.
Another favorite, from another of our revolutionary predecessors, Thomas Jefferson: "If you find yourself at the end of your rope? Tie a knot, and hang on." Also never truer than it is today, especially given the betrayals of the SCOTUS supermajority of the last week. Thank you ladies, my compatriots in maturity and leftist politics-keep fighting the good fight!
Left. Is. Best!
Happy 4th all
We had a Macaw that you would say, "Fred be an eagle!" And she would raise her wings up like an eagle. Love you smart girls! Thank you.
I absolutely howled at the mixed up Biden/Trump questions - doesn't it say it all? 😂😂😂 and then there’s the spelling and grammar, oh my gawd, hilarious. Not everywhere, I know, but in much of America, the education is the same standard as its healthcare - almost zero.
Happy 4th from Sweden 🎉🎉🎉
Happy 4th of July Patriots - it might be the last one you get to celebrate the way you want to!
Shout out from Rochester NY! I love you guys!!
In my car smoking 🚬 cigarettes listening to you both celebrating 🍾 4th of July in a Walmart parking lot. #ivehadit
Thank you both for saying exactly what's in my head.
Like you ladies, I wasn't feeling the 4th of July spirit at all today. The news about our democracy has been pretty bad this week. But after listening to you, I feel so much better!
It’s a sad fourth today finding out a President can be a king.
“Don’t get anyone pregnant, don’t die, don’t get arrested.”
Rules to live by for ALL YOUNG PEOPLE!!👍🏿
🤣🤣🤣
"If you need to post a sign saying 'Hate has no home here' then I know, as a drumpf supporter that I'm not welcome."
LOL - that's the best self-own of all...
Had it or Hit it: Pumps laugh
ME: hit it 💯, twice that on a Thursday 😂😂
1 minute in, 100% AGREE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY FOURTH PARIOTS
Happy 4th! 🦅🇺🇲💙🎉
Trump loves the poorly educated. This statement needs to be included in every podcast.
ALL Rethuglicons hate education! Check out what red-ruled states are doing to our once-prized public school system. 😮
Trump actually detests the vast majority of the stupid people who love him, but I agree with you in that Trump loves stupid people because stupid people are so easy to manipulate, they don't question his lies and they will vote for him, believing the lie that Trump cares about them and would help them and protect them. There are so many hot mic moments where Trump reveals his true feelings about his voters, like wishing he didn't have to touch them during meet and greets because they are so stupid and dirty.
That's all I run into and can't stand them yall saved white women for me😮
The problem I see with Nationalism is that they see a country as being perfect. People are not perfect. Countries are made of people. No country is perfect. Common sense is our problem.
Also, we should all be trying to make the *world* better, not just the usa. We are not the only ones that matter.
They'll think it's perfect when brown is second class or deported. That's the only problem they see with this country, brown people, juuuz.
The Bible = a novel written by men who drank wine, smoked hash, and chewed on khat - sure explains a lot of those stories!
When Biden suggested disinfectants inside the human body I was flabbergasted.
When Biden looked directly into an eclipse I laughed.
When Biden thought nukes would stop Hurricanes I thought yup it probably would.
When Biden said windmills cause cancer i thought reer reer reer.
When Biden threw paper towels to hurricane victims in Puerto Rico I thought about buying stock in Brawny.
Biden said electric cars will cause sharks to act crazy. And that electric batteries are too heavy for ships.
It was shocking! 😂
Morning patriots
Morning Patriot 🌈🦅 cawcaw
Good Morning Patriot! Great day to be an Alpha male! 💪🦅😝
I needed this on this bleak 4th of July
The best podcast by patriots for patriots
You ladies aren't right!!! Love ya.
They’re not Left either, they’re Centrist.
@@AnthonyAlexzander they are beyond left, they are progressive. They want government to work for the people and I support this message.
@@divinewon73 It’s a joke, do you watch the podcast Mary? It triggers Jen to call her a centrist.
Amazing definitely ☺️
@@AnthonyAlexzanderCan't expect everyone to catch every single episode or in joke! 🫂🥂
Happy 4th !! Thank you for all you do.
Best show yet ladies! Happy Fourth!
'if books aren't banned where you live'
Loool
Titty baby 😅😅😅😅 These ladies are killing me! 😂
You guys rock!
Good morning and Happy 4th of July to the true Patriots who celebrate and support freedom!! 🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸
Fully agree with the American flag & american patriotism being hijacked. Its really sad.
We can take it back. Put out your American flag with your Biden/Harris lawn sign, I did and my neighbor lost her mind.
My mom and dad are both Conservative. However, my mom watches it 24/7 and is more radical than my dad who will turn it over to a big foot hunting show.
As a fellow white woman; EMPHASIS on the “DO BETTER WHITE WOMEN”, THANK YOU SO MUCH!! You said the quiet part out loud!!
Educating yourself of the struggles of women, black and brown people, LGBTQ+, and all minorities how can you not see the intersectionality? HOW can you not want better for yourself and your daughters, nieces, cousins, friends, loved ones, and fellow women? WHY such an allegiance to white superiority?!
You literally have taken what I have felt for years out of my mouth, thank you so much! This podcast has been a BLESSING!
I’m not gonna lie pumps is literally such an ICONICCCCCCCCCCCC nickname and it would make an iconic drag name
How often I’m reminded of tbag’s “I love my low information voters.” Yeah.
If we ever enacted an intelligence test as a prerequisite for voting, we would never elect another republican president, ever.
Correcto mundo!
BTW, if it hasn't been taken yet, I am claiming Busty La Roux as my drag name.
The more I look at MAGAts, the more I appreciate what Mel Brooks was saying with his movie "Blazing Saddles."
I love this show LOL ❤
"Fk yeah, it's USA! Let's go!" I love this podcast so much!
Whenever we enter in the world's Mad Max era, I will tell my descendants about the two gods: Jennifer and Meemaw, i'll start a cult in the apocalypse so we can continue being patriots after our democracy burns lol
Miss Information and Judge Patti Riot Pumps (from the House of Pumps) with their sidekick Kylie Senner
I love you two women!Damn, you make me laugh hard!
Pumps!!!! That color is gorgeous on you. Jessicker, that tank is WORKING and both of you ladies have great hair today. Happy 4th. ❤
The guy who doesn't know what "lower cognitive ability" is had me LOL. Priceless.
July 1st, 2024 is the new birthday for this new country, we have a king. July 4th, 1776 is the birthday for the older country, the one with no king.
Girl let Lisa HAVE IT. I lived for that monologue.
love when you guys read comments, I can't stop laughing. Thank You Patriots
I love your show's excellent commentary and interesting guests. Keep us laughing and informed. Happy July 4th Patriots🎉🎉🎉🎉
Pumps, thank you for giving me the giggles as I laugh along with you. It's been a rough week for Dems, you saved my sanity (for now)!
Fuck yeah USA, Pumps tell em 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you just made my entire 4th. Let's go have an amazing 4th Patriots!! ❤
After such a wild ride of a week, you ladies made me laugh! Tysm from a fellow intelligent southern white woman 💙
Great show! Sending love from bright red Kentucky! Burbon, Bibles and babies.
Love your democratic Governor!
You are so outspoken, focus on the truth, courageous, and funny. And here you’re both from a conservative state! WOW! You are an outlet.
Kudos to you both! Love you! ❤️❤️❤🌼
Thank you two (not to, not too) for this episode. You’ve lightened my heart.
First time listener. Seeing two women like you from a red state speaking so passionately about politics in the way that you do is extremely refreshing. 💙 from Arizona
SO hilarious these s t u p i d posts! Had me laughing so hard!! Cave man/woman is it!
On behalf of Australia I would like to apologise for the gift of Rupert Murdoch that just keeps giving - try living in Australia where then Murdochs own 80% of the media landscape here. My sincere apologies from all of Australia 🇦🇺
At least you sent us BoyBoy and I Did A Thing.
Absolutely LOVE these Girls!!!🙌🏾👏🏾💙
The Fourth of July this year feels like throwing a birthday party for someone in hospice.