Half in the Bag Episode 158: Glass

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  • Опубліковано 21 січ 2019
  • M. Night Shyamalan made another movie. This one is called Glass.
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  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts 5 років тому +5294

    Glass stole the concept of tying up cheerleaders in a basement from Rich Evans.

    • @trexpaddock
      @trexpaddock 5 років тому +29

      Best Comment EVAR! 11/10!

    • @DouchebagAssholeify
      @DouchebagAssholeify 5 років тому +45

      And they stole the concept of locking up lunatics away from society for extended periods of time from Valve.

    • @davidmarrero9608
      @davidmarrero9608 5 років тому +31

      Rich Evans would've tied up Shaq up in his basement more then cheerleaders because he just wants that juicy Shaq meat

    • @trexpaddock
      @trexpaddock 5 років тому +4

      @TheBrabon1
      No, Heroes stole it from Rich Evans too! I think you are forgetting that one of them has time travel powers! duh!

    • @morgothfromangband6082
      @morgothfromangband6082 5 років тому +4

      And Rich stole it from Gaston!

  • @LolRitsu
    @LolRitsu 5 років тому +1209

    Deleted twist scene, Mark Wahlberg shows up and asks "Hey guys whats happening?"

    • @msap6813
      @msap6813 5 років тому +44

      No he should watch the video on his phone and give his: "what no" line. Like that was a thing he said so weird all the time. Total justification. A bunch of people need to die in an elevator. The plants kill the people in the village. Then the superhero's find out someone who is controlling the plants has powers too and they end up killing him/her before the WB dies. Then almost everyone is dead and after a hundred years or so they can have everyone have powers and that kick starts the avatar cycle. Mark is the great ancestor of the benders and that explains why they are so alien and awkward. It all fits what a twist.

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey 5 років тому +6

      So the twist is that he's related to Bill Lumbergh from Office Space?

    • @cdubbart
      @cdubbart 5 років тому +13

      And then a clone of Mark Wahlberg comes up and says "Nooo, the Happening was the movie WE were in, REMEMBER? IT WAS THE PLAAANTS!"
      And then the original Mark says "WHAT? NOOOOOOOO...!"

    • @Bloodynine606
      @Bloodynine606 5 років тому +15

      Then Will Smith appears with a British accent "WHAT YEAR IS IT?"

    • @medes5597
      @medes5597 5 років тому +19

      Years ago me and a friend had a running joke that all films should end like the Departed. Namely that Marky Mark should randomly show up, with carrier bags on his feet, and shoot the main character in the head and run off.

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 5 років тому +1391

    You should've stayed for the after credits scene, where it turns out Glass is part of the Madea Cinematic Universe.

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z 5 років тому +6

      Real or joke?

    • @Exletion
      @Exletion 5 років тому +28

      @@hasan_z hahahahahahahaha. *crickets*
      No it's totally real.

    • @hasan_z
      @hasan_z 5 років тому +5

      Idk what madea is

    • @myemailaccount3046
      @myemailaccount3046 5 років тому +4

      Hahahahahaha 'i don't know what madea is' woooosh

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 років тому +3

      @@hasan_z Madea is a character played by playwright Tyler Perry.

  • @SithScribe21
    @SithScribe21 5 років тому +413

    "Interesting... But still kind of a failure."
    --My Father, as he left me on the convent doorstep

  • @nightskyarchitect
    @nightskyarchitect 5 років тому +393

    The real sad part of this film is when you realise all the people in The Village don't know any of this shit is happening. Sucks for them

  • @gloryon5609
    @gloryon5609 5 років тому +860

    This movie needed Joaquin Phoenix in foil hat beating the Beast with baseball bat

    • @Rick586
      @Rick586 5 років тому +41

      Because his nephew inexplicably has a book detailing Split’s every motivation and weakness.

    • @adamkhan1687
      @adamkhan1687 5 років тому +17

      DrZaious that’s my fanfic I’ll sue for copyright infringement

    • @GeloKuhsang
      @GeloKuhsang 5 років тому +10

      You gotta love M. Night at least for the memes his movies delivered. God bless this man

    • @jjred2986
      @jjred2986 5 років тому +2

      @@drzaious8136 LOL. I was just about to post a similar comment before seeing this...Nicely done!👍

    • @BrokamaGay
      @BrokamaGay 5 років тому +11

      I love the M. Night Extended Universe. It turns out Bruce Willis' character was a water bender that is weak to water because his father was an alien. His mother was the lady in the water.

  • @hawksrob1961
    @hawksrob1961 5 років тому +105

    Bruce Willis
    Is
    UNWAKEABLE

  • @t.c.bramblett617
    @t.c.bramblett617 5 років тому +1504

    I always choose RLM to spoil movies I don't want to see. It's so much more entertaining

    • @AMJPorter
      @AMJPorter 5 років тому +40

      I don't want movies, I want RLM.

    • @nicksiegfried4906
      @nicksiegfried4906 5 років тому +34

      Watching the half in the bag of the last jedi was more entertaining than the last jedi

    • @brandonkylemarks
      @brandonkylemarks 5 років тому +6

      @@nicksiegfried4906 the hitb of last jedi was good but they were pretty flabbergasted then. The plinkett review was the real gem, dismantled that terrible movie pretty thoroughly

    • @percygryce722
      @percygryce722 5 років тому +1

      Actually the spoilers made me want to see it.

    • @paulschlichting930
      @paulschlichting930 5 років тому

      Agreed!...

  • @loup8796
    @loup8796 5 років тому +180

    It's so satisfying when you return from the cinema to see a Half in the Bag on a film you've just seen.

    • @hayleylongster4698
      @hayleylongster4698 5 років тому +5

      ME TOO! It was pants, but at least I'll have the rare joy of having seen the film BEFORE I watch a HITB

    • @bronzeager1298
      @bronzeager1298 5 років тому +4

      Yeah i know that feeling...get it all the time when I watch a movie on netflix then go back and watch the hitb from 3 years ago that I've already seen. Sigh.

    • @noone3216
      @noone3216 Рік тому +3

      I'm sorry you had to see glass. My condolences.

  • @CptnChan
    @CptnChan 2 роки тому +128

    Knowing now that Bruce Willis may have been faltering mentally explains a lot in this movie.

    • @Stufftough
      @Stufftough Рік тому +6

      I gave Glass a 3/10 really underwhelming compared to the other two films

    • @WilliamBrinkley45
      @WilliamBrinkley45 Рік тому +14

      My dad is going through the same thing as Willis. It’s heart breaking when I have to remind him what his grandkids names are.

  • @SlipNJimmy
    @SlipNJimmy 5 років тому +551

    22:43
    They should have introduced Mark Wahlberg at the end in the exact same way the did with Bruce Willis at the end of SPLIT
    *Lady at a diner watching the footage of David, Kevin and Elijah:*
    “Wow. This is crazier than that time when those plants killed all those people. What was that event called again? The... uhh..”
    *the camera pans to reveal Mark Wahlberg sitting next to her:*
    “The Happening”

    • @sebastianwillows
      @sebastianwillows 5 років тому +58

      Whaaaaaat, noooooo!

    • @Myrth1
      @Myrth1 5 років тому +21

      Jesus Christ, my sides are right now on their way to the rings of Saturn... You monster, this laugh hurts like hell!

    • @gsimon123
      @gsimon123 5 років тому +26

      * mark wahlberg sips coffee grimly * * roll credits *

    • @MariaMoz
      @MariaMoz 5 років тому +30

      Every Shyamalan's movie should end with something like this, untill they all become part of one universe

    • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
      @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 5 років тому +7

      @@MariaMoz 6th Sense Spoiler:
      lol, truly. At the end of it all it's just a pre death vision or dream by Bruce Willis right before he dies in Sixth Sense. Then at the end of that movie, we see Paul Giamatti closing his final novel he's written or something.

  • @holderua
    @holderua 5 років тому +224

    "Why are you watching a review for the movie or the trailer you've never seen? - Because I have nothing better to do with my life

    • @Ennugia
      @Ennugia 4 роки тому +6

      Same.

    • @notveryniceatall
      @notveryniceatall 6 місяців тому +1

      Noting sadder than a an unfunny attempt at a "tee hee I'm such a loser" joke

  • @engvidAlex
    @engvidAlex 5 років тому +356

    When you don't care about spoilers, RLM is the way to go. You're always guaranteed a few laughs.

    • @denniswazowski3597
      @denniswazowski3597 3 роки тому +17

      I always watch their reviews after I watch the movie so I know what to think about it.

    • @Shaki123
      @Shaki123 3 роки тому +6

      @@denniswazowski3597 you don't have your own opinion? That's kind of sad.

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 роки тому +4

      I really don't care about spoilers, though I'll skip if they suggest a film and I think I'll like it or it's already something I'd enjoy

    • @Drewbie176
      @Drewbie176 3 роки тому +16

      @@Shaki123 Google the word “joke,” I think you’ll be astonished at the concept

    • @mjharris420
      @mjharris420 2 роки тому +1

      As someone who will watch a movie even after it's "spoiled", I love RLM.

  • @troycannon100
    @troycannon100 5 років тому +314

    "Glass shattered by critics"
    RLM was soooooo close!

  • @davidstaples8865
    @davidstaples8865 5 років тому +164

    I don't know if anyone's said this, and I haven't finished the video to check, but the "oddly pink room" Jay references at 6:50 ish is probably Baker-Miller pink, from Wikipedia: "At the correctional facility, the rates of assault before and after the interior was painted pink were monitored. According to the Navy's report, "Since the initiation of this procedure on 1 March 1979, there have been no incidents of erratic or hostile behavior during the initial phase of confinement". Only fifteen minutes of exposure was enough to ensure that the potential for violent or aggressive behavior had been reduced, the report observed.[2]"

  • @Snowspader
    @Snowspader 5 років тому +423

    I expected my expectations to be subverted.
    But instead my expectation of subverted expectations was subverted.
    Ive been Shamalamamboozled.

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 5 років тому +141

    That double reverse bait-and-switch really subverted my expectations.
    Therefore, it was brilliant.

  • @nameofcrispy
    @nameofcrispy 5 років тому +220

    There was a part when Sarah Paulson says on the phone “Execute Order 66.” Then the Cloverfield Police started doing their thing.

    • @thebipman
      @thebipman 5 років тому +12

      In death, we have a name. Her name is Sarah Paulson.

    • @eiRagnaRok
      @eiRagnaRok 5 років тому +17

      I prefer the part where Sarah Paulson says on the phone "IM GOING TO SAY THE N WORD" to Laurence Fishburne.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 5 років тому +3

      Then she tells David "I am the Senate!"

  • @Thesavagesouls
    @Thesavagesouls 5 років тому +43

    "I loved this film until I didn't"
    That's exactly what I felt lol.

  • @arthurchen6464
    @arthurchen6464 5 років тому +57

    8:23 I love how Jay freezes but Mike doesn't when the spoilers start.

  • @factotums
    @factotums 5 років тому +587

    Shyamalan has always reminded me of a talented 16 year old who writes a story that's good for his age and you read it and think 'this kid is gonna write something great someday' but then he never does. This is a timeless story of wasted potential. The man is now a walking human warning to beware of fame.

    • @brucelee12
      @brucelee12 5 років тому +29

      Signs was a good film, I wouldn't call him terrible.

    • @tenyearsinthejoint1
      @tenyearsinthejoint1 5 років тому +67

      He has a really good vision. Knows how to visually and narratively tell a good story...but ends up fucking them up with pointless twists that end up messing up everything that was built up (Glass and The Village etc.)

    • @EricEsenwine
      @EricEsenwine 5 років тому +52

      @@brucelee12 yeah aliens capable of interstellar travel land on a planet that is covered in 2/3 of their only weakness.... great movie

    • @RobertJRoman
      @RobertJRoman 5 років тому +5

      @@EricEsenwine
      Some say they're supposed to be hell demons and not space aliens. Dumb, yes, but it answers your critique.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +13

      Out of all of Shyamalan's films, there's only MAYBE three that I'd say are good, probably less than that if you look at them more critically, and everything else he's made has been really dumb, pretentious, BS with some of them being some of the most infamously terrible films ever made.
      Seriously, why the fuck do we keep giving this man millions of dollars again? The overwhelming majority of his body of work is absolute crap with all his passable stuff being from early on.

  • @josephroszell
    @josephroszell 5 років тому +155

    Glass stole the concept of an insane person pretending to be in a coma from dumb and dumber 2

  • @miri745
    @miri745 5 років тому +74

    I think I was around twelve when I watched Unbreakable for the first time and I was mesmerized. I've rewatched it several times the last 18 years including a couple of days before going to see Glass at the movies. Also rewatched Split (which I also really liked). The thing that really bothers me about Glass is that it didn't give David Dunne the respect that he deserves. Just listening to a fraction of the Unbreakable theme and picturing the scene where he almost drowns in the pool gives me chills, whereas his entire death scene in Glass was eaten up by revealing the Clover-secret society gimmick. Just go all out, old school soundtrack blazing, with his son screaming in slow motion as his misunderstood superhero father, and last living family member, dies. And then have Sarah Paulson say something lowkey to the son afterwards, about them never wanting it to go this far but it had to be done or whatever. The restaurant scene explains their agenda anyway.

    • @mish375
      @mish375 5 років тому +11

      I agree. The only issue I have with the ending is how David Dunn dies. It felt like a cop out. I mean I can understand what M. Night was going for but I think David deserved a better send off.
      Other than that I enjoyed Glass immensely.

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 5 років тому +4

      @@mish375 Cop Out? Like the Bruce Willis film?

  • @greybeard6504
    @greybeard6504 5 років тому +361

    Thing I just couldn’t get past, and bugged me the whole movie- she tries to convince them that they aren’t powerful, but have safety precautions (their weaknesses) in their rooms.

    • @lo4tr
      @lo4tr 5 років тому +92

      That, and the fact that Bruce Willis' character has legitimately proven to have 'powers'. It's kind of different to say that the other two have powers simply because it could be just mental things... but the guy who can tank a train crash? Yep, he's just crazy.

    • @jackbellinger8679
      @jackbellinger8679 5 років тому +31

      I'd say that that would be true had she not known from the beginning they did actually have powers. The thing I dont really see is why they'd actually fall for it. I could understand them having the "weakness" of the beast, because they wanted to use his weakness to keep him from attacking the staff.

    • @techno_tuna
      @techno_tuna 5 років тому +29

      @Adrijana Radosevic but their weakness ARE objectively real, and she knew that. So she was playing at nothing.

    • @allendrake6960
      @allendrake6960 5 років тому +28

      @Adrijana Radosevic She's the one who deems whether they can leave or not, because she is the head of the institution, so no, they *couldn't* get out of the room simply by accepting they weren't special. Their acceptance or lack of it has no bearing on whether they can escape, both because professionally it wouldn't matter, and mostly because she's obviously corrupt and has no intention of letting them go. Her having specially designed precautions in relation to their powers and weaknesses just blatantly points to her entire act being a lie.
      If the organization behind this exists solely to remove super powered individuals, and *knew* that each of them had super powers, while incarcerating them over a long stretch of time, then the entire therapy session shtick that makes up the vast majority of the film purely exists for the sake of the viewer, and is entirely a waste of time for every character present, if you take out a demand for a 2 hour narrative. Therapy attempting to convince all 3 (only one of whom has any doubt of their powers) serves no purpose for the organization. They aren't getting *anything* out of watching them in a building designed to trap them. They're shown to be more than capable of killing all of them if they chose to, and waiting around instead does nothing but create opportunities for them to fail and lose their captors. It's not "so simple", it makes absolutely no sense, and being condescending isn't an argument. You're constructing excuses for problems the movie has.

    • @wolfpacsyxx
      @wolfpacsyxx 5 років тому +8

      It’s that they believe those are their weaknesses

  • @michaelnovak5791
    @michaelnovak5791 5 років тому +39

    I always laugh way to hard at Mike pronouncing Shyamalan
    Whoa Black Bettie, Shamalam.

  • @indeimaus
    @indeimaus 5 років тому +928

    the song at the end made me want to see it more than the actual trailers

    • @lorro6178
      @lorro6178 5 років тому +21

      I'm liking this comment just because I like that crossover feeling of reading an Indeimaus comment in the Redlettermedia comments section

    • @zeldascottgc
      @zeldascottgc 5 років тому +10

      Oh hey dunkey (😎)

    • @thorneto2742
      @thorneto2742 5 років тому +11

      Go back to making ladder videos.

    • @frankponti
      @frankponti 5 років тому +6

      Great Resident Evil 4 video bro.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +10

      If you like Unbreakable and Split, then you gotta finish it (bum bum) You saw the first two so why not see the third, and you've gotta finish it.

  • @neganstains5745
    @neganstains5745 5 років тому +37

    Looking forward now to the prequels to The Sixth Sense: Sight, Hearing, Smell, Taste and Touch.

  • @riccardoricci7586
    @riccardoricci7586 5 років тому +88

    The clover tattoo is probably supposed to be the symbol of the secret organization. If I recall well they showed that the psychiatrist had it too when she takes Bruce Willis's hand, so everyone who is part of the organization has that tattoo and the guy drowning Bruce Willis was a different guy than the sniper.
    What I think it means is that the three leaves clover is the most common variety of clover, and they are out to eradicate the special four leaves clovers (the supers).

    • @JDobbsy79
      @JDobbsy79 5 років тому +5

      riccardo ricci exactly right. I wanted to jump into the video and tell them this! I didn’t have any issue understanding the tattoo and it meant all the swat and police there were part of the organization.

    • @Thanatos2k
      @Thanatos2k 5 років тому +4

      What kind of secret society would make all its members get tattoos? Then you can easily tell who's in it!

    • @v3ck1n
      @v3ck1n 5 років тому +5

      If it's a secret tattoo for a secret society, then no one knows what the symbolism is of the tattoo except other members of that society.

    • @stardestroyer11
      @stardestroyer11 5 років тому +1

      riccardo ricci very interesting... I like this idea/train of thought.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 років тому +3

      It's the sign of the Silver Shamrock

  • @RealOlight
    @RealOlight 5 років тому +1197

    Uh, you guys are cleaning up porcelain not glass. Wow that's embarrassing.

    • @Crimelord2k10
      @Crimelord2k10 5 років тому +154

      Hackfrauds confirmed

    • @DownHavenEnt
      @DownHavenEnt 5 років тому +84

      No, no, no. That "porcelain" IS Glass. It's just made to look, feel and sound LIKE porcelain.

    • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
      @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 5 років тому +145

      They're using porcelain to win over the CHINEEEEEEEEESEEEEEEEE

    • @towersofgiza
      @towersofgiza 5 років тому +10

      Your birth was embarrassing

    • @mobilemarshall
      @mobilemarshall 5 років тому +12

      Technically the glaze it has on it is glass, right? Still counts.

  • @h_espeliz3347
    @h_espeliz3347 5 років тому +74

    "It's really weird for me to be doing work"
    -Mike Fraudsklasa

  • @jlupus8804
    @jlupus8804 4 роки тому +82

    Is it weird to be nostalgic for 2019?

  • @Klippstein41
    @Klippstein41 5 років тому +158

    we need a bandersnatch review where we can click around to pick whether you recommend it or not...

    • @nathane5287
      @nathane5287 5 років тому +13

      Didn't youtube completely break the functionality that used to allow one to pick other videos/links? Can't remember the name of it, but seem to recall it was yet another thing youtube just in its ineptitude broke down.

    • @jlupus8804
      @jlupus8804 4 роки тому

      @@nathane5287 *Bruce Willis steps to the bar*
      "His name was the Annotations Button" *sips coffee*

  • @daltonlee5839
    @daltonlee5839 5 років тому +141

    *We demand a review for A Dog’s Way Home.*
    The first and probably only cinematic masterpiece of 2019

    • @gluteusmaximus8881
      @gluteusmaximus8881 5 років тому +4

      *ever*

    • @jluchette
      @jluchette 5 років тому

      Dalton Lee dog leash challenge incoming

    • @Football__Junkie
      @Football__Junkie 5 років тому +2

      Everyone knows it’s just a ripoff of Homeward Bound

    • @benabramowitz18
      @benabramowitz18 5 років тому

      Not to be confused with A Dog’s Purpose, or its 2019 sequel A Dog’s Journey, both of which are completely different movies from A Dog’s Way Home, which is from the same author as the books they were all based on

  • @Griffin1171-love-you-all
    @Griffin1171-love-you-all 5 років тому +467

    If M. Night directed this episode, would the twist be that they review Spiderverse instead?

    • @Jackalopods
      @Jackalopods 5 років тому +50

      There's no chance in hell they will review an animation.

    • @jayl2298
      @jayl2298 5 років тому +27

      That would be too satisfying a twist to be directed by M. Night.

    • @kodyk.7649
      @kodyk.7649 5 років тому +20

      Jackalopods I don’t really get why tho.

    • @unlimitededge2689
      @unlimitededge2689 5 років тому +7

      Joseph You can shut up now

    • @Jackalopods
      @Jackalopods 5 років тому +19

      @@kodyk.7649 They don't care about animation because they never grew up watching them that much. We are talking about people that watched Robocop and movies like that when they were 8 years old.

  • @jonathana6298
    @jonathana6298 5 років тому +66

    100% agree with Mike.
    Also, the Unbreakable OST theme was criminally underused in this film.

  • @realderek
    @realderek 2 роки тому +5

    "If you haven't seen the film or the trailer, then why are you watching a review for a movie you know nothing about?" Because I love you guys!

  • @justoutofframemoviereviews656
    @justoutofframemoviereviews656 5 років тому +47

    The Lady in The Water was going to come up from the puddle to save David, but they cut that scene.

  • @mrf4ncyp4nts
    @mrf4ncyp4nts 5 років тому +540

    What are we gonna do with half a bag of Glass?

  • @christianmasters2686
    @christianmasters2686 5 років тому +219

    Is Bruce Willis slowly becoming Cameron Mitchell?

    • @paulosullivan3472
      @paulosullivan3472 5 років тому +12

      I feel sorry for him, he retired then Demi Moore took all his money and expects millions in child support so sh could run off with a child herself and now Bruce Willis has no choice but to do these films. Its hardly any surprise he just doesnt care in these movies

    • @gorosaurs
      @gorosaurs 5 років тому +4

      He’s also got early signs of dementia. I was on the set in Philly for shooting, he had an ear piece in and had an assistant feeding him lines. His delivery in this is on the poor side because the poor guy can’t even remember what character he’s trying to be.

    • @kedabro1957
      @kedabro1957 5 років тому

      @@magnumcornetto ... I don't see David James in this comment thread.

    • @notyou8716
      @notyou8716 3 роки тому +4

      Russell Crowe has already become John Goodman.

  • @FlyfishermanMike
    @FlyfishermanMike 4 роки тому +265

    I waited 20 years to watch Bruce Willis die in a puddle...

  • @purplezebrahoover
    @purplezebrahoover 5 років тому +200

    What timing - I had just started a Tums Festival when I got the notification for this video.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 років тому +1

      I was jerking off to Rich Evans when I got the notification.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 років тому +2

      @ana b It's Max Landis

    • @sillyskeleton
      @sillyskeleton 5 років тому +1

      There's no Tums Festival in this movie!

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 років тому +2

      @@sillyskeleton Every day ends with a Tums festival!

  • @maxtether5677
    @maxtether5677 5 років тому +75

    If Bryan Singer gags continue forever I'll be very happy

    • @PanterAmetal100
      @PanterAmetal100 5 років тому

      What's the catch? Did I miss some breaking gossip about Brian Singer?

    • @amazingkris
      @amazingkris 5 років тому +1

      What's this about Bryan Singer and gagging?

    • @PanterAmetal100
      @PanterAmetal100 5 років тому

      @@SuperDevolution believe it or not, not for me, as a rock, under which I happen to live, is so dense it's borderline exper... Ugh nevermind

  • @ignaciomacias9464
    @ignaciomacias9464 5 років тому +15

    The story reminds me of a Star Trek episode where data and captain Picard are on the planet...

  • @martyjehovah
    @martyjehovah 5 років тому +8

    I think you guys are the most fair of all reviewers. I love that you tend to evaluate each movie on its own terms and what it was trying to do, rather than comparing each movie to some set of standards that you expect of all movies like a lot of reviewers tend to.

  • @DysnomiaFilms
    @DysnomiaFilms 5 років тому +99

    I KNOW! LET'S GO SEE CERAMIC!

    • @artandcard
      @artandcard 4 роки тому +4

      Yes! Thank you for that.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому +2

      Why don’t people bring up that the reason why he is called mr glass really has nothing to do with glass in the first place

  • @necogreendragon
    @necogreendragon 5 років тому +52

    Went to a marathon of the trilogy for free at a restaurant theater. Had a blast. Ate too much.

  • @CarlSlime
    @CarlSlime 5 років тому +24

    The clover tattoo is just to show that they're part of that anti-superbeings super duper secret society.
    Sarah Paulson has one too.

  • @qxpxqx
    @qxpxqx 4 роки тому +6

    Mike's song is amazing & the editing they did at the end was fucking phenomenal.

  • @Koboldfunnywow
    @Koboldfunnywow 5 років тому +125

    "Why are you watching a movie review for a movie you know nothing about?" Because I love your fraudulent content.

    • @redhotheadvt
      @redhotheadvt 5 років тому +1

      Can't help it, I see the new RLM vid, I gotta click it ^^"

  • @TheUltimateRiku
    @TheUltimateRiku 5 років тому +251

    I watch your damn videos because I love watching you two hack frauds talk about things I don't care about because you always make it enjoyable.

  • @AmbroseCadwell
    @AmbroseCadwell Рік тому +12

    the Bruce Willis stuff hits different in hindsight

  • @DeRockMedia
    @DeRockMedia 3 роки тому +4

    "If you like unbreakable and split, then you gotta finish it"
    great i will be singing this for a while now XD

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 5 років тому +114

    Full of himself. That sums up M. Night all right.

    • @PictureProductStudio
      @PictureProductStudio 2 роки тому +12

      I honestly don't get why people think that of him. The guy is usually so down-to-earth and disarming during the interviews that I don't get that vibe of him, like at all. Unlike, for example, Spike Lee.

    • @Pingaheimer
      @Pingaheimer 2 роки тому +1

      @@PictureProductStudio yeah you're right... M Night seems down to earth. Just a dude who happened to make 3 great movies, Signs/Unbreakable/The sixth sense and a bunch of terrible ones after lol.

  • @tcwisem677
    @tcwisem677 5 років тому +14

    "Interesting but still kind of a failure." I feel like the people I date say that...

  • @w0joshcbrln0w
    @w0joshcbrln0w 5 років тому +33

    I’m never going to watch this movie but now I can have an opinion on it that isn’t mine.

  • @doublediamond9226
    @doublediamond9226 5 років тому +40

    Bruce Willis is the way he is because he doesn’t like hotdogs

    • @omarmickelson1204
      @omarmickelson1204 5 років тому +4

      *gardener from The Happening shows up* "Ya like hot dogs?"

  • @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
    @theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 років тому +75

    But can this movie match up to the cinematic masterpiece that is After Earth?

    • @MarkyMatey
      @MarkyMatey 5 років тому +7

      *I'm not a coward!*

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 років тому +5

      After Earth is the far future of the Shyamalaniverse. The Cloverfields fail and all the plants & animals become superheroes

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 роки тому

      Denied!!!!

  • @whistlerwade
    @whistlerwade 5 років тому +71

    Grape review guys. Raisin good points.

  • @edgreenwood4255
    @edgreenwood4255 4 роки тому +1

    I'm watching a review for a movie I know nothing about because, given how movies are nowadays, I couldn't care less if i see any of them or not. And your funny dismantling is ten times more funny than I justifiably expect any of them to be. Thanks for the vids!

  • @NickYankee95
    @NickYankee95 5 років тому +15

    Looks like Mike and Jay are SPLIT on their opinions of GLASS. Fortunately, their friendship is UNBREAKABLE.

  • @UGotSerbed
    @UGotSerbed 5 років тому +12

    I liked Glass OK but I would have loved to see the trio take on the organisation. Glass, being the first one detained would have figured out something was off about the Psychiatrist and with his abilities could have deducted what was going on. And my boy Bruce being torn which enemy to fight first after seeing the threat to him by the secret society.

  • @michaelappleby437
    @michaelappleby437 5 років тому +44

    The tattoo guy is 2 different people. They both have tattoos because they're Sarah Paulson's people.

    • @Th3Pr0digalS0n
      @Th3Pr0digalS0n 5 років тому +5

      All of the police were her people.

    • @steverogers8163
      @steverogers8163 5 років тому +11

      Yeah. I believe the clover (3 leaf, so average) is the symbol for their society. As opposed to a four leaf "special" clover.

  • @jthomas4309
    @jthomas4309 5 років тому +2

    To answer your question about why I'd watch a review about a movie I know nothing about; I just really like your reviews. Even if it's a movie I have no interest in and never plan on seeing, I just enjoying listening to your guys's analysis of movies.

  • @CJUGames
    @CJUGames 5 років тому +87

    Porcelain? What a tweeest!

  • @moresoduh
    @moresoduh 5 років тому +12

    Watching Jay and Mike temporarily freeze in time independently of each other starting at 8:23 was mesmerizing

  • @ZachBonnell
    @ZachBonnell 5 років тому +4

    That song encapsulates the motivation to see most movies these days. You saw all the others, might as well watch the next one.

  • @RoyMBar
    @RoyMBar 5 років тому +32

    The tattoo on the snipers' wrist was also on Sarah Paulson's wrist so it was some indication of their allegiance.

    • @nickbode5211
      @nickbode5211 5 років тому

      RoyMBar I think I heard Jeremy Jahns call their secret group the “Court of Clovers” in his spoiler review. (Although I fear the tattoos will ruin the secrecy they were protecting with those members only meeting in restaurants)

  • @theanarchistcook
    @theanarchistcook 5 років тому +23

    For me the ending, revealing the events to the world, wasn't just for closeted superheroes, but for everyone, encouraging people to look for greatness in themselves. At the beginning of Unbreakable, Glass talks about how we live in a mediocre time, and we need stories of superheroes to teach us about what's possible. I find that really beautiful.

  • @Morning-Sheep
    @Morning-Sheep 5 років тому +4

    I loved the opening 2 minutes of pure trolling.

  • @LordyLord
    @LordyLord 5 років тому +56

    In Moonwalker Michael Jackson turns into a car

  • @BrandoCritic
    @BrandoCritic 5 років тому +1

    After watching Unbreakable and Split for the first time a couple weeks ago, I was really anticipating this movie... sad to say that it fell flat :(

  • @Burritobandits
    @Burritobandits 5 років тому +2

    I'm always super happy when I see a new RedLetterMedia video has been posted!

  • @Berd
    @Berd 5 років тому +491

    Gonna have to agree with Justin Y. here, JoJo part 9.

    • @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive
      @Bakamatsu-GojiFanArchive 5 років тому

      @@dysfunctionalsquid6371 Mike is a star trek nerd

    • @moviemastermarco7690
      @moviemastermarco7690 5 років тому +36

      *I CLAPPED! I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW BERD ON A RLM COMMENT SECTION!*

    • @shoopoop21
      @shoopoop21 5 років тому +34

      Every youtuber with a checkmark deserves to hang.

    • @sweet5304
      @sweet5304 5 років тому +4

      Not only do you steal popular songs, you steal good ideas too

    • @TheAlanRaptor
      @TheAlanRaptor 5 років тому +3

      @@moviemastermarco7690 ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW GROOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @powerklawftw
    @powerklawftw 5 років тому +3

    This is one of my favorite channels on youtube, thanks for giving this site great content. I know you'll never see this comment, but it still means a lot to me.

  • @jackmaddy
    @jackmaddy 5 років тому +1

    I love that there are still a million copies of Vampire Assassin laying around the set.

  • @normanrogers2970
    @normanrogers2970 5 років тому +59

    Funny how they managed to tie this episode and the last together.

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 5 років тому

      please be genuine deus ex fan

    • @sjj111
      @sjj111 5 років тому

      @@nostalgia_junkie yeah when did every account on youtube start rocking Denton lol

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 5 років тому +4

      @@sjj111 unfunny meme from a fortnite streamer with the same profile picture. unsure if he has played the game or cares.

    • @sjj111
      @sjj111 5 років тому

      @@nostalgia_junkie ugh... fortnite. Games suck so hard these days they have to steal from the golden era of PC games.

    • @nostalgia_junkie
      @nostalgia_junkie 5 років тому +2

      @@sjj111 tell you what tho, the game itself is ok. the fanbase is another thing.

  • @scottp3028
    @scottp3028 5 років тому +24

    Glassterpiece 10/10

  • @Sre171
    @Sre171 5 років тому +35

    Nobody's going to mention Bruce Willis starting to doubt his superpowers saying that he is just strong like a strong man and has intuition, but he is not build as a strong man, and he has Vivid visions about the people he touches, and they don't even mention the unbreakability, he survived the train and on this movie he falls off a 3 story building, a 60-year-old man, with not a scratch....

    • @neonbarnowl
      @neonbarnowl 5 років тому +7

      @Adrijana Radosevic Late but Elon is a bad example. He can be a douche and create amazing things, those don't contradict each other.

  • @ericfranks3736
    @ericfranks3736 5 років тому +46

    So the movie tried to play it up like it was possible that they weren't really super, and that they just might be crazy. But remember that time a 60 year old man fell 10 stories onto the pavement with another guy on top of him? Then he stood up and was surrounded by like 100 cops? Surely non super old men just die from falling like that. And the lady was right there to witness it. Also if she thought they were normal people she wouldn't have brought every police officer in the city to arrest them. To me it couldn't have been more obvious that she was evil from the get go.

    • @lo4tr
      @lo4tr 5 років тому +10

      They don't have super powers, BUT I'll put in the specific weaknesses that they don't have, by not having powers, as defense mechanisms to stop them from using their non-powers.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 5 років тому +1

      Okay, kid

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 5 років тому +14

      Dude was crawling across a ceiling
      Ten minutes later
      “Ur powers aren’t real tho”

    • @joe14636
      @joe14636 5 років тому +8

      The intention was to trick both them and the viewer, as if we only saw what they did, false senses of grandeur. Like in Split with the shotgun, rock climbing, and steel bars. Those scenes directly prove The Beast is real, then started coming up with logical (but unlikely) explanations.
      We see them fall X amount of stories through a window but what if it was actually only 2 stories. Bruce Willis surviving the train crash in Unbreakable truly was a miracle, and the rest of the movie is his son putting the idea that he's a super hero into his head. Everything else goes back to the false sense of grandeur. The visions aren't real, the fight at the end was between 2 normal men and Willis' character is still just afraid of drowning since that's a fairly ordinary thing.
      I get why someone might not see it that way and thus not care, but I do think it was interesting. If the movie wasn't meant to completely change the narrative of the films, I do wish they had shown more of her trying to fool them.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 роки тому +3

      If you breakdown the movie, there were 100 plus nonlogical or nonsensical things. I think people just ignored them because they liked the acting or characters, but the plot and scenes were so silly and ridiculous, i couldnt like it.

  • @Okiyah
    @Okiyah 5 років тому +1

    I can't believe that Shyamalan, with that setup, didn't get that the best twist would be no twist. Just go basic meta. An efficient mental thriller. Everybody goes into the theatre waiting for that guy crazy overturn. The best way now to surprise your audience is to lead them in BELIEVING in a twist.

  • @Neitenth
    @Neitenth 5 років тому +43

    75% of the run time is spent asking a question that we already had answered for us definitively in the other movies? Heh, wow.

    • @hazyhalfmoon
      @hazyhalfmoon 5 років тому +4

      We had it answered 5 minutes in to THIS movie.
      *Dude crawling across the ceiling*
      “But do you REALLY have powers??”

    • @javsandarts
      @javsandarts Рік тому

      @@hazyhalfmoon it was a tube

  • @DysnomiaFilms
    @DysnomiaFilms 5 років тому +51

    That VHS in the background looks like a trap card.

  • @richardshort2001
    @richardshort2001 5 років тому +29

    Is porcelain replacing glass?

  • @nicholasspinicelli2911
    @nicholasspinicelli2911 5 років тому +1

    Double reverse bait and switch, I love how much fun these guys have making this.

  • @valysheev
    @valysheev 5 років тому +79

    Noice this year 1 million subs

    • @MasterCrumble
      @MasterCrumble 5 років тому +10

      @@Scorch428 Nah, it's because kids prefer youtubers with stupid hair, doing goofy voices while screaming in their faces. Oh wait that's Rich Evans. Carry on then.

  • @kylebowen475
    @kylebowen475 5 років тому +3

    This is why I lay in bed after class for, waste more of my day watching movie reviews for a movie I will never see

  • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
    @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 5 років тому +1

    I usually don't like M. Night's movies much but I enjoyed Split and Glass a decent amount lately. Another great video!

  • @tsuikagura
    @tsuikagura 3 роки тому +3

    16:10 Jay - I kept waiting for them to reveal that Anya Taylor-Joy has super powers
    16:19 Mike - Oh... that would be... in a Marvel film.
    ...Cut to 2020, *Anya Taylor-Joy is a mutant in a Marvel film* xD. Mike is an oracle!?
    ...below the fold capt. obvious - The New Mutants was scheduled for a release like half a year before Glass, but went on getting delayed until another one and a half years (2020 Aug). Oh it was totally worth the wait ;P Love Anya though ^~^

  • @martindiaz6481
    @martindiaz6481 5 років тому +135

    About time, you frauds...

  • @livlee6401
    @livlee6401 5 років тому +15

    1:23 1:35 and 23:43 Mike is just precious

    • @cristiand8525
      @cristiand8525 5 років тому +1

      He just seems so happy in this episode

    • @livlee6401
      @livlee6401 5 років тому

      Maybe the cheque from Disney just cleared for the next unboxing episode *wink wink*

  • @Charon.1
    @Charon.1 4 роки тому

    The part in the beginning about the Birdbox challenge has aged so well and will only continue to do so. Brilliant.

  • @braxtonwages195
    @braxtonwages195 2 роки тому +4

    I was just wondering if anyone thought the evil secret society was supposed to be an allusion to that comic Elijah picked up in Unbreakable? That the Clover people are the Coalition Of Evil?

  • @mpk1028
    @mpk1028 5 років тому +4

    In short, an imperfect yet enjoyably stained Glass.

  • @cameronmitchell8180
    @cameronmitchell8180 5 років тому +28

    Bruce Willis and the beast were created from the train accident and then they sent out the video to the world at a train station 😱😱 so deep lol

    • @DumbVentriloquism
      @DumbVentriloquism 5 років тому +7

      And Bruce Willis vigilante justice streak first began at a train station, deeeeeeeeep.

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll 4 роки тому

      Used the same subway, cheap filmmaking saving a few bucks lol

  • @adriangore850
    @adriangore850 5 років тому

    Was planning on watching this anyway but Mike's song at the end sold the movie to me. Thanks for the jingle that will now be stuck in my head until I see this movie. Hacks!

  • @fathergetdown
    @fathergetdown 5 років тому +4

    Damn Mike got me AGAIN with the ol 'Double Reverse Triple Bait and Switch' (TM), now you see why I have trust issues...

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 5 років тому +3

    0:37 You know you've perfected "on the nose" jokes when you cut to this after Jay says Mr. Plinkett won't clean up.

  • @Avossk
    @Avossk 5 років тому +158

    That tease of a Spiderverse review is killing me, go and watch it already you hacks

    • @jmarcus59798
      @jmarcus59798 5 років тому +22

      They don't review animated movies

    • @Avossk
      @Avossk 5 років тому +46

      Carlos Paz I know, but I wish they'd just make this one exception bc Spiderverse is a genuine masterpiece

    • @pollertry4003
      @pollertry4003 5 років тому +6

      I feel bad that I can't actually watch it because the animation literally hurts my eyes lol

    • @gladman9634
      @gladman9634 5 років тому +53

      @@pollertry4003 how can your eyes hurt if they aren't real?

    • @brian.jrmontoya3227
      @brian.jrmontoya3227 5 років тому +4

      Pollertry wait really?

  • @falkorn9866
    @falkorn9866 5 років тому

    You guys crack me up every time!!! Great job.

  • @laurahtje
    @laurahtje 5 років тому

    Thanks for singing at the end. I appreciated it.
    I’m glad you both liked it. It did look interesting.