Well, cigarettes for me working through the hotel industry. They are just like best friends. Sure, it will kill you in the end but right now, it is there for me.
smkbuda18 meanwhile red corn is banging his wife and he’s raising johns son.... Fitting for this presidency..seeing as how conspiracy theorists see trump as some sort of savior
@@The_child-catcher Don't worry! Once we have his highschool grades, we will have blimpf impeached for sure! *curls in fetal position, suckling bottle'o government handouts*
@G0LIATH yeah good thing they weren't so creative before the TSA or we'd all have been bombed out of the sky back in the day. God bless those saviors from terrorism!
I think the next best "I'm gonna kick your ass" moment was when he told some dude with a ponytail that he was gonna tie the long hairs of his head to the short hairs of his ass and kick him down the street.
I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He masterted the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and was able to throw them and break glass windows😂
“I will not recognize the authority of a courtroom that hangs the gold-edged flag. The gilded edges of a flag signifies an admiralty court. An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal... I cannot be court marshaled twice... *THAT IS ALL* “
It was actually pretty spot on. Look up Brittish maritime admiralty law. Pretty much every court room has a flag with gold frenge which simbolizes the authority of British meritime admiralty law. The reason why it applies is because we are all born of water (our mother's womb). In short its the law of the water and we are born of water wich makes us subject to it if we pass the bar in a court room we acknowledge the authority of that court.
Rest in Peace Johnny Hardwick. You'll be dearly missed. The King of the Hill revival won't be the same without the crazed ramblings of our favourite conspiracy theorist 😞
@@omarcervantes7756government issued assassination. But thats what he would say in like a video-will meanwhile it would probably be cancer or something on account of the smoking
"At level 2 the egg could go right through a barn door. Two barn doors, if one of them's open." "I know how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."
I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He mastered the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and flinged them with such volocity that he could break glass windows😂
If my kids ask who's my favorite, I'd say the one that gets me cigars. During that time, they're not old enough to buy cigars. Then, they think none of them are my favorite. Which in fact all of them are my favorite. Lel
The show is relevant to a select audience that includes you. I can assure you there are many more people that have nothing in common with KOTH or any other show like it.
@John Barber The helium shortage is a government lie: in reality, they're venting helium gas into the atmosphere (for mind control purposes, of course), making our voices higher pitched!
@@sammorss7548 Pharma has always been the boogie-man, and "chemicals" just in general.. it's been a thing at least since they put fluoride in the water (see: Dr. Strangelove, Gen. Jack Ripper). :)
@@linusp9316 or maybe Bayer the giant german drug company which literally used Holocaust victims as test subjects but go on legitimizing such acts buddy…
@@linusp9316 not like anyone on the planet ever had to fear their own government right not like the Hebrews have been given a straight hand by multinational European corporations….
They cut out the best line in #6: "Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110° in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!" :)
Yeah really. The public likes to laugh at conspiracy theorists but for all the ones that are truly asinine how many of them turned out to actually be true. As for me I’m gonna take what they say with a pinch of salt but I’m certainly not gonna call em crazy.
There’s an interesting theory we’re he does secretly know but he just accepted the out come of it all since he realized divorcing Nancy would actually negatively affect him. Again just an interesting theory
“Computers don’t make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and super market scanner that makes up the global information conspiracy otherwise known as ‘The Beast’”
@@Whistlin10Speed Dale is mispronouncing the name of pharmaceutical company "Pfizer." The joke is that Dale has never heard of either "placebo" or "Pfizer" and therefore pronounces them incorrectly. Like most conspiracy theorists, Dale doesn't know anything about what he claims to suspect.
Pfizer: the drug company that makes Viagra, anti depressants, period medication, herpes medication and so forth. Ground 0 for "big pharma" conspiracy theories that think it's going to become Umbrella Corp.
"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold french flag' A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court'' An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal' I cannot b court marshalled twice! That is all"
What about this gem from "Racist Dawg" (Ambulances arrive) Dale: They got here awfully quick, especially since I didn't give them our real address. (Runs to a fence and then jumps over it)
Unfortunately, burrowing straight through the Earth from China won't get you to the US, so it looks like those were just cracks in Dale's driveway. Digging straight down from Texas puts you in the middle of nowhere, in the Indian Ocean between Africa and Australia. Not even close to Chinese territory. :(
I agree, wokeism is a big tech and corporately endorsed pseudo religion to make young folks believe they’re awakened when they’re just feeding into a new system with a new set of lies so they can continue to divide and conquer us from within. I say Dale was more awakened than woke.
dale is wrong because errors are often done on purpose, but after the fact are viewed as mistakes. for example, i smacked my girlfriend on purpose and told the court "i made a mistake".
no1Gamemaster Yeah, what do they need the dynamite for? The roll of toilet paper works great on it's own. And a few of those free chocolate mints you get on hotel pillows.
"Give me liberty or give me death!... but only the kind of liberty that comes from a controlled well regulated society"... Yea I think you hit that nail right on the head! 😆
Many things I learn from Dale:
Don’t trust the government
Question high authority
Believe in freedom
And pocket sand
Technically pocket sand isn't considered a deadly weapon, yet very cheap and effective.
Shh shh shah!
Pocket sand is the most important.
Question low authority too.
You know, those retards telling everyone to wear masks and distance themselves.
"The only thing that kept me alive was my will to smoke again."
-Dale Gribble
Damn I just watched that episode too
Great quote
same bro
Bro same
Well, cigarettes for me working through the hotel industry. They are just like best friends. Sure, it will kill you in the end but right now, it is there for me.
“Someone breaks into your house, and you don’t have a gun, how are you going to shoot him?” - Dale
He has a point there. You can't shoot bad guys without a gun.
Potato rocket launcher
Use pocket sand
@@NoName-ms8jb bow and arrow. Crossbow.
No, but seriously, can't beat a gun for home defense.
That’s right out of the nra handbook
When I was younger Dale was my least favorite character, but now that I've grown I understand him.
smkbuda18 meanwhile red corn is banging his wife and he’s raising johns son....
Fitting for this presidency..seeing as how conspiracy theorists see trump as some sort of savior
@@fochiqui heard any good Trump / Russia conspiracies lately. 2 years and no evidence but I'm sure they'll get him eventually lol.
@@The_child-catcher Don't worry! Once we have his highschool grades, we will have blimpf impeached for sure!
*curls in fetal position, suckling bottle'o government handouts*
Fernando Chiqui We don't see trump as a savior. Who the hell told you that?
He's always been my favorite
"I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite" LMAO
I got the dynamite lol jk
I can do even better, I can do it without even using the toilet paper.
@Austin Garner Neat only thing bomb related i did was make a smoke bomb when i was 7 with tinfoil balls and baby powder
@G0LIATH yeah good thing they weren't so creative before the TSA or we'd all have been bombed out of the sky back in the day. God bless those saviors from terrorism!
@@sd2096 Funny, TSA let in 96/100 simulated explosive devices in the last tests. Basically useless
I was a teenager when King of the Hill came out. Now that I’m older, Dale seems way less crazy and that’s scary
I wonder just how out there I was as a kid, because I always thought he was normal as hell lol
Bruh same
It should be scary coz it means you're an idiot
Idk he seems considerably more insane. Like he's actually delusional
Maybe it's the way I was raised....but he didn't seem crazy when I was younger. Now that I'm older, I understand him more.
The Chinese are making their move.
China's not but Russia and North Korea are
@@selenesimpson3145 China's expanding in the sea I call that a move
@@bryanmartinez6600 I didn't know that. So all 3 then
+SELENE SIMPSON you know not what you speak of.
SELENE SIMPSON China is currently colonizing Africa
"To an unsuspecting baby, almost anything can become a weapon! For example: this weapon!"
I spat out my soda!
The way he delivers his lines cracks me up
Which episode is that from?
~ You should've swallowed it.
Seen this as soon as it played
For me was the pocket sand ahahahahaha
“Your fly is down,”
*”It’s my yard.”*
Lib-ma gets owned by freethinker!!!
For every time that Dale says a crazy conspiracy theory that’s wrong, he says an even crazier one that is not wrong
Which ones were wrong and which ones weren't?
@@saeedbaig4249 Eggxactly
It's a way for the writers (or intelligence community) to blackwash conspiracy theories.
@@saeedbaig4249 The one about putting kidneys on pizza.
@@saeedbaig4249 The gold fringed flag one is 100% real.
"Dale, this is Texas. It's already 115 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'll kick your ass!"
I wonder if Hank ever did kick anyone’s ass. I can not recall lol 😆
@@misaelgomez2941 He kicked Jimmy Wichard's ass.
Landon Cooper haha that’s right . I just now remember the acupuncture dr also.
I think the next best "I'm gonna kick your ass" moment was when he told some dude with a ponytail that he was gonna tie the long hairs of his head to the short hairs of his ass and kick him down the street.
*110
I love how Dale's voice was deep in the beginning and then got more weasely as time went on
The government was putting helium in his cigarettes.
"Your fly is down."
"It's my yard."
Ancap time
Fuckin power move
Chad unzipped fly vs. Virgin old ladies
What a power play
@@zacharyp10 more like not being a totalitarian collectivist time
"guns don't kill people, the government does"
-Dale Gribble
He's not wrong, governments have a long history of committing genocide on their people after disarming them.
(Cough) Waco
@@JonnyHorseman (Cough) Humans still pulled the triggers
@@unnamed715 (Cough) Banning the triggers won't solve the problem
@@unnamed715 (cough) Does setting fire to a building count as pulling a trigger?
Item: pocket sand
Rarity: common
Description: temporarily blinds enemy
And yet most people don't even realize it's even there 😂😂😂
+3 stun. +2 optical damage
1D6 + Stun
Include some glass in the sand (glass is made from sand) and it’s not temporary.
Think about it.
I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He masterted the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and was able to throw them and break glass windows😂
“I will not recognize the authority of a courtroom that hangs the gold-edged flag. The gilded edges of a flag signifies an admiralty court.
An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal...
I cannot be court marshaled twice...
*THAT IS ALL* “
Park The Vanillaman ... Furthermore
Didn't get that part
@@ronirojas6487 that is all
www.theamericanview.com/is-there-a-significance-of-the-gold-fringe-on-the-american-flag/
because i wondered too
It was actually pretty spot on. Look up Brittish maritime admiralty law. Pretty much every court room has a flag with gold frenge which simbolizes the authority of British meritime admiralty law. The reason why it applies is because we are all born of water (our mother's womb). In short its the law of the water and we are born of water wich makes us subject to it if we pass the bar in a court room we acknowledge the authority of that court.
1:43 Dale used Sand Attack
*It's Super Effective*
Pocket sand!
The only acceptable effectiveness for status moves, of course.
Rest in Peace Johnny Hardwick. You'll be dearly missed. The King of the Hill revival won't be the same without the crazed ramblings of our favourite conspiracy theorist 😞
I wonder how they will handle his death in the show. He was my favorite character😢
@@omarcervantes7756I feel like they could do a clever gag where his voice is different because of the copious amounts of cigarettes.
He had 6 episodes completed. Rumor is they will hold auditions to replace him, as he had 2 friends who did the voice rather well. So fingers crossed!
This is how I find out. RIP friend
@@omarcervantes7756government issued assassination. But thats what he would say in like a video-will meanwhile it would probably be cancer or something on account of the smoking
"It's amazing.
To an unsuspecting baby, almost anything can become a weapon.
For example, this weapon.
"
Originella that was the best part of this video! Pure comedy!
Originella bobby!?
"At level 2 the egg could go right through a barn door. Two barn doors, if one of them's open."
"I know how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."
Mugger: "Give me your wallet!"
Me: "POCKET SAND!"
Thank you master Shackleford.
What, no "I don't know you!"?
That's my purse
I knew someone who carried quarters in his pocket. He mastered the art of cuppling the coin in his index finger and flinged them with such volocity that he could break glass windows😂
Dale was actually right about the hipsters.
my God, I think I grew up an became Dale without even realizing it.
If you did you wouldn't have said so.
Same.
Pocket sand!!!
@@bandedcalls very handy weapon
Ahhh that's not so bad.
"I wish the government would ban itself" me too Dale, me too.
Looks like you got your wish lol
Should've voted for Ron Paul lol
Not possible. That's what the Second Amendment is for.
"I wish the government would ban itself" Mises Institute
@@theamericanway4698 "For, of and by THE PEOPLE... We are the government, the government doesn't exist without us. Let's ban it.
Bobby: "Mr. Gribble, who's your all-time hero?"
Dale: "You are if you get me some smokes!"
As a chronic smoker, *I felt that in my soul* .
If my kids ask who's my favorite, I'd say the one that gets me cigars. During that time, they're not old enough to buy cigars. Then, they think none of them are my favorite. Which in fact all of them are my favorite. Lel
I love it that King of the Hill is still relevant after like almost 20 years.
• Hero it’s simplicity allows it to be absorbed in casual doses
The show is relevant to a select audience that includes you. I can assure you there are many more people that have nothing in common with KOTH or any other show like it.
@@saturn722 who gives af
@@Zukobeats yeah. I don’t care if koth is relevant either.
@@saturn722 sure you don’t bud
F - fix
O - it
R - again
D - Tony
He really meant to say found on road dead
Big Money Wasted. BMW.
Fix or repair daily
Fix our rides dummy
Hank’s truck really just needed Leadership all along
It's crazy that Dale's voice is lower in the earlier seasons.
@John Barber The helium shortage is a government lie: in reality, they're venting helium gas into the atmosphere (for mind control purposes, of course), making our voices higher pitched!
“I don’t know what to do with my hands in real life. That’s why I smoke.”
...and drink.
was that english
+really dude ?!
yeah+really dude I did'nt think it through
n also I did'nt know u put the username in the first n last tabs +really dude incidentally I do gotta another allias on my p.c so eh
"I wish the government would just ban themselves, wrap your head around that one"
Gribble 2020, vote for the crazy you know!
But then he'd be part of the government! It's a quandary.
"I think its made by Pafizer" Pfizer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 even dale is questioning the drug company..
I was looking for someone who caught that!!! Its kind of strange that he said something about Pfizer
@@sammorss7548 they're big pharma, what kind of self respecting conspiracy nut wouldnt have a theory about them?
@@sammorss7548 Pharma has always been the boogie-man, and "chemicals" just in general.. it's been a thing at least since they put fluoride in the water (see: Dr. Strangelove, Gen. Jack Ripper). :)
@@linusp9316 or maybe Bayer the giant german drug company which literally used Holocaust victims as test subjects but go on legitimizing such acts buddy…
@@linusp9316 not like anyone on the planet ever had to fear their own government right not like the Hebrews have been given a straight hand by multinational European corporations….
Your fly is down.
ITS MY YARD.
I’m dead.
he'll yeah!!!
Who'll yeah?
Duddridge1 I will.
A man's yard is his castle. It's his choice when to leave the old drawbridge down.
It was badass I must say and also manly he stood his ground
They cut out the best line in #6:
"Dale, you giblet-head, we live in Texas. It's already 110° in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
:)
Marc W They also missed "we'll grow oranges in Alaska"
Even in the first episode of the series, Dale was woke af.
Marc W Still one of my favorite quotes from King of the Hill!
Marc, I was thinking the same thing. That's one of the few episodes from the first few seasons I remember.
It wasn’t included since Dale wasn’t the one speaking.
When Dale Gribble turns out to be right about more and more stuff by the day, you know you live in dark times.
Facts upon facts.
Puhfizer
Yeah really. The public likes to laugh at conspiracy theorists but for all the ones that are truly asinine how many of them turned out to actually be true. As for me I’m gonna take what they say with a pinch of salt but I’m certainly not gonna call em crazy.
@@carsoncasmirri3874
Wait till Cern's finishes their time machine
@@carsoncasmirri3874Thank you. I was one of those "crazy conspiracy nuts" who said back in 2020 it came from a lab.
"You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!" -Dale Gribble
"This course is the feces left behind by shame when it eats too much stupidity!"
Best rant ever
A lot of stuff lately makes me envy the deaf and the blind.
Like what?
Conservatives when talking to leftists.
“Send an egg through two barn doors if one of them is open” lmao
I can make a 100 dollar bill disappear if you give me one.
Comes up with government theories.
Doesn't realize his son looks nothing like him.
There’s an interesting theory we’re he does secretly know but he just accepted the out come of it all since he realized divorcing Nancy would actually negatively affect him. Again just an interesting theory
Of course he wouldn't , he's an alien
@@jcrowley1985 according to dales theory, his father is actually fertile “space juice”
@@HypnoChode74 there's also a theory where he knows but pretends not to so that Joseph will grow up loving him to get back at John redcorn
@@Dudameister 😂
*"Its amazing to a unsuspecting baby almost anything can become a weapon...for example this weapon"*
*Pulls out large knife
“Guns don’t kill people, the government does.” Too true
Anthony Koomen I seriously need a bumper sticker that says that.
Guns cannot kill. They are inanimate objects.
Again they are inanimate
They can't kill unless someone pulls the trigger
The let's regulate cars and blame Ford for every person killed by a Ford
Dale Gribble always had that true chaotic energy.
“Computers don’t make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and super market scanner that makes up the global information conspiracy otherwise known as ‘The Beast’”
Landon Fanning The Zucc
Somehow, recitation of facts has been masterfully camouflaged as a joke.
BRILLIANT.
RuleofVicus *squints* It’s my comment...
greymajickjedi I'm going in the opposite direction with the intent. Take something real and make it sound like it's all one big joke. .
greymajickjedi it’s why I hate South Park.
It's the perfect crime how will they report it? Lmfao
It's brilliant
My favorite part
500th like
I want Dale to have his own show. Just imagine how big it would become, and especially with the whole conspiracy theories being highly popular now.
We unironically have a "Qanon Congresswoman" right now, in 2021... it would be all too realistic. Reality has already stolen all the best plot lines.
Especially since those so called conspiracy theories are the reality in your FACE now.
Yea idk. Conspiracy theories aren't even fun anymore because they're all proving to be true.
@@VanquishedAgain remember the laptop conspiracy theory? 💀
Conspiracy theories are spoiler alerts
*Pocket Sand*
Sh-sha-shaah!!
Damnit beat me to it
Yee 2222 lol
I always laugh best king of the hill moment
You beat me to it. :n;
"Pla-ce-bo ... I think it's made by Puh-fi-zer" 😂
Even a broken clock is right twice a day
I understand the placebo part but what is the puh-fi-zer part mean 😂
@@Whistlin10Speed Pfizer is a pharmaceutical company
@@Whistlin10Speed Dale is mispronouncing the name of pharmaceutical company "Pfizer." The joke is that Dale has never heard of either "placebo" or "Pfizer" and therefore pronounces them incorrectly. Like most conspiracy theorists, Dale doesn't know anything about what he claims to suspect.
Gotcha that makes sense 😂
The scary thing is he's right about a lot of the government things
Dale:” It’s happening! The harvest has begun!”
"Placebo. That's the name of the drug. I think it's made by Puh-fizer."
M. L. They make good xanz
Juan k, thanks.
I don’t get the puh-fizer part.
You're an ignoranus
Pfizer: the drug company that makes Viagra, anti depressants, period medication, herpes medication and so forth. Ground 0 for "big pharma" conspiracy theories that think it's going to become Umbrella Corp.
LMFAO "CANT BE COURT MARSHALLED TWICE THAT IS ALL!"
Makes you wonder what was the first time
@Matthew Sosnicki court's marshalled
"I cannot be court marshaled twice, that is all."
I forgot that Dale dabbled in "sovereign citizen" nuttiness. Didn't work for him in that episode, same as it doesn't work in real life. Ah well.
"...this chorus is a feces that is produced when shame eats too much stupidity..."
That was the best part!
I just watched that episode last night 😂
"Well either its just a crack in the drive way or the Chinese are making their move" 😂😂😂
We never heard of that part! Thanks for pointing it out.
@@pongangelo2048 Oh, you are that kind of person.
@Austin Garner
SJW White Knights are excluded.
Am I safe now?
It’s the Chinese. They waited until Biden was in power.
@@pongangelo2048 tell me you're 14 without telling me you're 14
"I do not recognize the authority of a court that hangs the gold french flag' A flag with gilded edges is the flag of an admiralty court'' An admiralty court signifies a naval court marshal' I cannot b court marshalled twice! That is all"
Fringed*
Can't say I didn't warn you all! SH-SHAW!
Rusty Shackleford is his name not Dale Gribble don't you know anything lol
@@nighthawk8645 no rusty shackleford & dale gribble are "2 different people" do you know nothing???
Yeah i know he stole Rusty identity lol. I was just thinking that Dale wouldn't use his real name
@@nighthawk8645 unless this is actually rusty using a dale account
Can I hang out with Joseph?
POCKET SAND
Shark fan of the sea
Sh-sh-shaaah
Now I know what to do if I get attacked.
That move is Naruto af
ccricers Gaara used Pocket Sand😂😂😂
I knew it. the government THEY'RE WATCHING ME
I never knew that about the gold fringe flag. so I looked it up and he's right.
Jay Neal Your name is written in all capital letters on your drivers license. Look up why that is.
Not the only thing he is right about :]
Yeah. Gotta throw a few truth bombs out there.
Friendship, relationship, companionship, partnership, etc.
@@michaelfeeney369 lmao r u thinking about mlp or furries or is it some other weird anime idk
What about this gem from "Racist Dawg"
(Ambulances arrive)
Dale: They got here awfully quick, especially since I didn't give them our real address.
(Runs to a fence and then jumps over it)
Nicolas Medina that's my favorite scene
Lol
“I cannot be court martialed twice! That is all”
Pocket sand!
*Casualy takes out sand out of pocket and throws at man*
trycoldman23 little inside joke I found out by profession. Exterminators crawl under houses. And I always for some reason have sand in my pockets
Found this out as an electrician crawling under houses, crawling flat on your stomach tends to make your pockets scoop up dirt
Welders and metal workers get to use aluminium or steel shaving instead of sand. Metal shavings are the assault rifle version of pocket sand.
Shi-shaw!
O hi there legoboye
“Guns don’t kill people. The government does.”
A quote from the great American philosopher, Rusty Shackleford.
He's actually right about the Chinese government😂
Unfortunately, burrowing straight through the Earth from China won't get you to the US, so it looks like those were just cracks in Dale's driveway. Digging straight down from Texas puts you in the middle of nowhere, in the Indian Ocean between Africa and Australia. Not even close to Chinese territory. :(
@@linusp9316 that’s what they want you to think!
“Get out of the hot tub! We’re stealing a news van!” “It’s the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?”
"it's the perfect crime! how will they ever report it?"
looooooool.
Yeah I was dying when he said that
"I think it was made by Pafizer."
😂
“It’s *my* yard.”
Damn right! 😎
*sits on front porch in my fursuit*
+jcrowley1985 During hunting season?
Not on stolen land.
Ryan Martinez *conquered land
Which came first, Alex Jones or Dale Gribble?
OneNewHope alex jones is a double agent.
+@ngel0fdeath
Just stop, troll.
NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.
(anywhere)
Bill Hicks pre-dated them both.
The answer is Bill Hicks
greymajickjedi Bill Hicks is Alex Jones
Damn he was so far ahead of us. We all laughed, when we ahould have listened. Be honest after 2020 how many of you feel like Dale?
Facts upon facts.
I'll raise my hand, but I am speechless.
"You know what they say FORD stands for? Fix it again Tony." 😂
"You're thinking of a FIAT Dale."😑
"Fix It Again..."😕
Fiat=fix it again tony 😂😂😂
Ford=fix or repair daily😂😂😂
@@montellove170 Buick-Bootleg Underachieving Incompetent Cadillac Knockoffs
@@pottytheparrot310 Ha!
Can you imagine how much fun Dales voice actor had while voicing the character? It must've been hard to keep a straight face during recording sessions
Old comment, but the guy's name is Johnny Hardwick. I believe to date, Dale is the only acting role he's ever had. He primarily does stand up.
He has some great videos dressed up as Dale on UA-cam including a parody of rocket man called pocket sand
My favorite one is “it can go through 2 barn doors if one of em’s open”
Dale :” Level three can send an egg though a brick wall. Storm chasers call it Humpty’s revenge!”
3:09 Its the perfect crime, how will they ever report it?? XD
Number1Irishlad lmao XD
That is a legit good question though.
Number1Irishlad Don't say you study a phylosophy if you don't know who this is.
Luuk de Wijse m8 what?
+Luuk de Wijse Who the fuck was your reply in response to????
I think he would despise people who call others “Woke AF”.
Honestly, with Dale, I've learned to keep an open mind because anythings possible with him.
I agree, wokeism is a big tech and corporately endorsed pseudo religion to make young folks believe they’re awakened when they’re just feeding into a new system with a new set of lies so they can continue to divide and conquer us from within. I say Dale was more awakened than woke.
@@officialdude230 it also turns young men into weak soyboy beta male pussies.
Op doesn't know what woke means. Dale is everything the woke community despises
I feel like the title was click bait by saying the opposite of what it really is
Johnny Hardwick rest in peace.
Guns don't kill people the government does😂😂💯💯
Michael Ritz he sure is woke on that one
Case in point, anyone that could of testified against Killary are now deceased.
“😂😂💯💯”
Michael Ritz remember Waco? Ruby Ridge?
@@dcrose001 show proof dumbass. I'll wait.
Rusty Shackleford
Yes?
It's shackleferd
legend
Looking at your profile pic makes me want to scratch my eyes out
Shackleford comma Rusty
Work a government job, or study the government in the 20th century and you'll basically turn into a closeted version of Dale.
He's definitely way more sane than the people who actually claim to be "woke."
No.
@@SimberLayek No.
DavidGX ur not funny
I remember when someone called the disgusting Netflix show Big Mouth woke and I almost flipped my shit
Another Angel Another triggered SJW
"I wish the government would just ban itself. Wrap your heads around that fellas."
Whoever wrote this title didn't know what that word even means. The better title would be "Based AF".
“Computers don’t make errors. What they do they do on purpose.”
I love that it's Dale distilled three times.
I was noticing his voice differences as the clips from different seasons progressed. From the Ford joke to pocket sand.
dale is wrong because errors are often done on purpose, but after the fact are viewed as mistakes.
for example, i smacked my girlfriend on purpose and told the court "i made a mistake".
"Humpty's Revenge"
“Guns don’t kill people. The government does.”
People thought it was funny, only to realize that it's true...
@Jonontoast Didn’t you just hear the quote?? The GOVERNMENT does.
I can show you how to make a bomb out of a toilet paper roll and a stick of dynamite. me: *hey wait a minute!*
no1Gamemaster Yeah, what do they need the dynamite for? The roll of toilet paper works great on it's own. And a few of those free chocolate mints you get on hotel pillows.
Dale is nuts but even crazy people are right sometimes.
I love how Pfizer is now testing placebos for coronavirus😂
Placebos are used all the time. Not as big a deal as you think
@@BeeHatGuy It's the company that he mentioned. I'm fully aware of how often placebos are used
You can’t conduct a drug trial without half of the subjects being given placebos.
Where did you study medicine? Trump University?
@@Struieboy You're ignorant, try again.
I can't believe he mentioned "The Beast" conspiracy! I didn't even know that was a thing back then...
Thought that was interesting, I wonder if a lot of this was actually soft disclosure
If you believe the shit Dale says, you're one of the people the writers were laughing at.
@@Wveth Well the government did have a program going on called "Stellar Wind" for a while.
@@Wveth if you believe the shit your government tells you, you're one of the people the politicians are laughing at.
@@livewire2759 Heeeell yeaaah brother, them damn govermens aint takin mah freedom
"it's a scientific fact that women like round, muscular butts... I'm gonna look for a guy with a round, muscular butt." 😂
Adrian Vidaurri Have you seen the Hi Stranger animation?
"So will I," says the average gay guy.
Dale is trans confirmed
How is this woke, tho?
Thomas Lance He was saying this on t.v. long before so many were "woke." Pre-internet.
R.I.P Johnny your voice for dale will never be matched 😭😭😭🥺
You missed the scene in Death of a Propane Salesman, Dale correctly describes Megalo Mart's (wal mart) dead peasant policy
👍👏
mega man
That's been done for far longer than Wal-Mart has been around.
Woke is the liberal term for it.
Dale is a libertarian conservative sovereign citizen survival prepper.
He is "redpilled."
No woke is a meme used by the big tent.
Pumpkin Smasher eventually she left John
TheGreatOne *got* they really came together afterwards
"Give me liberty or give me death!... but only the kind of liberty that comes from a controlled well regulated society"...
Yea I think you hit that nail right on the head! 😆
Bill lupin liberism is a mental illness
"Get out of the hot tub, we're stealing a news van!"
"It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?"
I mean he has a point
For example *this weapon*
That WAS good.
Also;
it looked a lot like Gil Hibben's Rambo III bowie.
Definitely inspired by a Bowie knife. btw Rambo's knife was based on the
Bowie knife.
"It's the perfect crime! How will they ever report it!"
Watching King of the Hill as a kid:
*LOL Dale's so crazy*
Watching King of the Hill as an adult:
*Damn, Dale was usually correct* 😳
The Irony of this is that many of what he said become true..
The NSA snooping, facebook, and a few others..ha.
chill bane predictive programming
Global warming
Guess we know what happened to Beavis
Darkwing Queen Discord the Darkwarrior riiiggghtt
Darkwing Queen Discord the Darkwarrior bro I was just finna say something like this
I fucking died when I read this. Spot on.
I guess Butthead died from a speedball overdose.
wickedroman Beavis,you dumbass
25 Times Dale Gribble From "King of the Hill" Was based AF. There, I fixed your title.
@Oliver Swanick you are just mad because you didn't get to invent pocket sand for yourself! Lol
25 times Dale was a paranoid idiot*. That's fixed. None of these were woke, based, or red pilled.
@Oliver Swanick Come on, is that the best you can do?
@Oliver Swanick Ok buddy. You did good. You're a special little guy. Good for you.
@@Pennsyltucky84 i bet you indulge yourself in online chat rooms with old frisky men
Mike judge said the reason he made dale a conspiracy theorist is because he cant handle the real conspiracy going on in his life
IDIOCRACY IS A DOCUMENTARY!!
Arts people think everything is a conspiracy.
Two barn doors if one of 'em is open.
I thought that line was already perfect. And then he said the words:
Humpty's revenge.
It got better.
Dale isn't exactly "woke". He's a simple conspiracy nut. Which is still funnier in my opinion.
When I think of Dale, "woke" is not the term that comes to mind. I know he was patterned after Hunter S. Thompson.
"Either it's either just a crack in the driveway or the Chinese are makin' their move" had me gone when I was drinking my pop.