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The Book Was Better: Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Review (Yes, for real this time)
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2017
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At least Bianca and Nico were spared from this awful movie franchise
PartyPoison12 Same
* sigh* as much as I would love to see them on the big screen, I would *hate* to see them messed up, I love them too much
PartyPoison12 But wasn’t the boy who made Percy realize that time flew by in the lotus cassino called Nico di Angelo? (I’m not sure since I saw the movie many years ago, but it was something that had shocked me. He was tall and blonde BTW). Although you could argue that that doesn’t really count since his only relevancy is like plot convenience or sth, idk...
@@luciaradanovicgomes4100 no that wasn't nico. That was some random blonde dude from the 70s. Nico was 10 in the lotus hotel, not as old as that guy. He also is always with Bianca so he wouldn't have been without her. Also, he has black hair, not blonde
@@blueskiesandstarrynights yeah referring to the books and not the movie
I just realised something. Annabeth uses an IPad to research a cure for Thalia's tree - but in the books the Demigods can't use phones or any technology similar to that as it alerts the monsters in the world of their positions. Does this mean the filmmakers messed up. . .again?
ADD IT TO THE LIST!
@@KrimsonRogue Also isn't Grover supposed to be a white guy? And Thalia to be... What? 13 when she gets turned into a tree and 15 when she gets revived? And when Percy took the Master Bolt to Olympus, it was just Zeus and Poseidon, NOT THE ENTIRE COUNCIL!
YEP
Also, she is a daughter of Athena. She is supposed to know stuff, but somehow didn't know about a fairly basic Greek myth and needed internet for that?
yeah and she doesn't get the laptop till the middle end of book 4.
They ruined the Mist by basically making it into a magical cologne.
Lol, file that under jokes that I missed.
Absolutely
This descision makes it so that they cang do heroes of Olympus
Prolly smells like baby powder
@@bulbafett5787 or battle of thw laberynth as rachel needs to be able to see through the mist in order for them to realise see can navigate the laberynth and kronos would have won thanks to them ttacking camp half blood with it
In a interview, the actors got a question saying “do you like blue food?” And Logan Lerman said “that’s not relevant to the film”
Yeah, that's aggrivating. I just hope netflix or HBO adapts these books into a more accurate TV series in the future.
Blue food ties to the last book for Olympuss sake.
@@Plaugue1122 Blue food.... is literally mentioned... multiple times... in the first book.
@@alexinitalics188 yep. Hades he made blue coke. Oh remember when he asked Zues to light the Empire state to glow blue
@@Plaugue1122 Exactly! Think of when Percy first arrived at camp, thinking he'd lost his mum forever and what does he do? He asks for blue food because it reminded him of her!
I just wanted to see Percy as a guinea pig
IKR that's once again also such an important moment for Annabeth but nooooo
It would also ruin the later continuity in the Heroes of Olympus series, being Reyna and Hylla.
OT7 biased
I know right! The adaptations are basically just Percy. There aren’t a lot of moments for other Characters to help, or to grow.
I'm glad they didn't pull RARA into this trainwreck.
vinceTHEboy
We’re getting a Disney+ series of the Percy Jackson series!! We don’t have to imagine it anymore (or at least until the series comes out)!!
This is why I am so glad that Rick Riordan disowned the movie franchise of his work on his website. Even better is that he NEVER watched it and I'm glad he did otherwise he would've been crying on what Chris Columbus did to his work.
Amy Kennedy he said he hated the script
@@louisvictor3473 Did you even read what you linked? Lol
He asks his readers what they'd like to see IF one of his books was made into an adaptation. Then goes on to read two emails from when they were making the books, and he tried giving them tips, but ultimately they didn't take them and he warned them the script was absolute shit and it needed to be fixed and he warned them fans will hate the movies and he was right lol.
@@butcanyoudothis3320 Yes, that sorta thing is exactly why I linked it, why in the fuck do you think I linked it for other reasons? Put the crack pipe down, kid.
I feel like he should've watched both of them anyway, just to see how bad it is.
Matthew's Corner from what i have red, he only won’t because he is worried seeing them will ruin his vision on his own characters (or something on those lines)
How does Tyson smell "Bull" when it's made of metal? Can he smell specific automatons?
Well now, *I* smell bull.
6:10: Yeah, the wasting of Wine is
one thing, but ALSO:
Are we supposed to feel bad for him?!!
The 21.Century has more things than Water and Wine!!!!
I actually dont drink either of them and I'm fine!!
The World is not seperated into Water and Wine!!
Nothing about this makes any sense!!
@@slevinchannel7589 in the books Dionysus drank mostly coke o cola if I recall.
Well, Cyclopes do have limited technokinesis. Users of this ability can sense nearby machinery, but Tyson never displayed this sense in the books.
@@zeldamon4420 I think its kool-aid but I have a vague memory of it myself
@@darkgachamaker573 I think Dakota was the one who drank Kool-aid (Dakota is a child of Bacchus, Dionysus's Roman form)
I’m so glad they never adapted The Titan’s Curse. I can’t imagine what they would’ve done to Nico if they were “aware” of his ‘secret’ and how they would have him act.
I doubt they'd even care about reading through Heroes of Olympus, and just put some even more continuity wrecking shite
It’s more credit than they deserve to assume they even knew who nico was whilst writing sea of monsters
Well, they censored Tyson being disabled. They'd probably give Nico a girlfriend or something.
@@aaaah540 nope, they'd just have him CONSTANTLY hitting on Annabeth because it's originally thought he had a crush on her and was jealous of Percy
They would turn Nico into Goth from Boyfriends (the Webtoon)
Another problem I just noticed. Even if Kronos was supposed to be resurrected in this which he wasn't, the fleece took hours to heal the tree. Therefore it would have taken hours to resurrect Kronos via the fleece. The movies sucked. Long live the books
Santino Hanuschak well, expanding on that, Kronos is a super powered titan requiring three gods with amazing weapons to take down. He wouldn’t take hours, someone with that power level would take like a month
And don't forget at his fully restored and full powered state he can turn mortals to dust even if they close their eyes.
Santino Hanuschak oh yeh bs movies
Preach
kronos? where are the omnidro- oops wrong movie
Isn't it wierd how in the movie there's only one monster in the sea?
The book had a TON of monsters and other islands, but the film skipped it ALL
Special effects are expensive you know
Sea of Singular Monster
I guess a better name would of been “Percy Jackson and that one time he shot Cartbdis’s stomach.”
@@CineMasterDamian Well then it should've been called Percy Jackson: Sea of Monster
For how bad the movie is, I will give it this: Dionysus is the only saving grace with his humor.
Hermes too . can we also say " you're a guy " line is hilarious .
I don't like his accent
His line about Christ's 'water into wine' trick and saying that that was a god is the only thing I remembered from this movie.
@@MinimalistTheatre333 hehe... Christian pandering
Annabeth: maybe these waters aren't in Poseidon's domain
Me: he's the God of the sea that means ALL the oceans everywhere is his domain. He's not the God of the sea except this one particular area 🤦♂️🤦♂️
In fact, Percy controls more than just the sea. Obviously, he also controls water in general but later (And yes, this is much later, occurring in the next series when Percy has a lot more control over his powers) *(Also spoiler for House of Hades)* Percy literally controls poison.
Not to mention, I just remembered that the quote from the movie was actually more like 'Maybe the *sea* of monsters aren't Poseidon's domain'
Annabeth, look, I thought you were meant to be the smart one...
There are parts of the book where Percy is not in his father's domain, although that isn't exposed until much later in the series when Percy goes through some really tough hardships. But even when he goes through that he doesn't lose his power. As a son of Poseidon his power steams from his blood, which comes with spiritual and physical manifestations of his power.
⚠️*House of Hades spoilers*⚠️
If Percy can literally control the rivers of the underworld like we see him do with both the Cocytus and Acheron in Tartarus no less, then it makes zero sense for any portion of the aboveground sea to be out of bounds.
they actually did this to cover a plothole but ended up creating a bigger plothole. On lukes yacht percy uses his powers to creat a huge tidal wave and rescue his friends and then latter he cant control water near charybdis
in the book Charybdis was too loud for percy to concentrate which was required for the 12yr old percy
@@Skye3979_ they did it to cover a plothole they created when percy escaped from lukes yacht on a huge wave
Not to mention that the fisherman OBVIOUSLY acknowledged Poseidon's presence.
Yeah, in the books the mist makes you see something that comes across as completely normal.
WHICH THEY EVEN SHOW IN THE SECOND MOVIE WITH THE BARISTA!
But that dude looked like Gipsy Danger just rose out of the sea. And sure, some mortals are able to see through the mist, Rachel being the most prominent one, but that makes it even more retarded of Poseidon to not just ride in on a boat or something. It would have been far more in line with Rick's writing to have him take the shape of a grizzled sea-captain instead of just walking out of the sea like he's practising for his role as "The Thing" or something.
JohnnyElRed posideon could have dropped some mist after that so the mortal saw nothing.
Annabeth Games
Dropped some mist? Really?
+Annabeth Games
In _Son of Magic,_ a short story written by Haley Riordan, Hecate is revealed to be the goddess who presides over the Mist. Even then, the fisherman clearly noticed Poseidon's prescence.
Mortals staring in shock as a gid walks by is something that would never happen in the books. They are supposed to look human. This guy was obviously thinking "What the fuck is that thing?!"
Movie: but three children escaped. Zeus, Hades, and Poseidon
Me: hmmm looks like they did their research before this movie. Literally every single mythology book says it was only Zeus who escaped
edit: what the heck this comment is literally two years old and i just found out it has 1.9k likes i’m confused
Taylor The_Ravenclaw somethin more tells me this happened: hmmm so only zeus “escaped” and later freed his brothers and sisters... na that’s not realistic enough.
Actually There are some stories where Poseidon escapes too but ya in the book canon only Zeus survived
He didnt escape
He was just never eaten. Duuuh stupid movie producers
Taylor Carabio yeh, kronos ate a fucking rock
Yeah, Zeus was the only one who escaped because his mother was tired of all of her children being eaten, so she used a rock to trick his father.
"these books will keep your kids satisfied for a good while"
These books have kept me satisfied for almost 10 years lmao
10 years is a good while...
Me too
13 years and counting lol
You forgot my least favorite line, when they’re sneaking onto the yacht, Annabeth: “that’s Chris Rodriguez, Ethan Nakamura and Silena Beauregard.” That line ruins Ethan being the new recruit trying to prove himself to Luke by fighting Percy in Battle of the Labyrinth, and Silena’s entire arc in Last Olympian
Came up in supplemental notes. Plus ethan was the LAST RECRUIT WHO WAS THE FINAL PIECE TO RESURRECT KRONOS! Plus plus, the hundred handed one in the movie ONLY HAS 8 HANDS! SO IS HE SPIDER GUY NOW OR SOMETHIN
I just realized this film (surprise surprise) screwed up a MAJOR plot point of Percy's character- the guy has a hero complex. In the book, Percy was convinced he NEEDED to go on this quest because he knew that Grover was in mortal danger. He didn't trust anyone else to be able to save his best friend (and to be fair, Clarice wasn't exactly proving him entirely wrong...) And while this could stray into the Mary Sue area of a hero having a flaw that's NOT a flaw, in Percy's case it's at the heart of the ENTIRE CONSPIRACY thing Krimson mentioned in The Lightning Thief. It also plays a role in the sequel series "The Heroes of Olympus." So... yeah. Good job, movie! *thumbs up*
He didn't really have one, his flaw was that he wasn't able to let his friends die, this caused a lot of problems, but also helped out the future in some cases
Flaws and strengths are just certain characteristics taken to a positive or negative extreme. Take Percy for example: his hero complex makes it so that he's loyal and caring, but also makes him reckless and unable to let things go. Another great example is Luke. He has a moral compass, unlike many villains like him. While it leads him to rebel against the gods for abandoning him and his friends, which leads to his corruption, it also leads him to do the right thing in the end to defeat Kronos. A *MAJOR* theme of the story is those flaws and how they make us who we are, and the movie completely ignores it.
Gearoid Garvey and it fell in line with the real heroes of Greece all having HUBRIS as their flaw. Something which is fine when not overdone but when it is overdone it is very detrimental.
yeah in the second book series percy realises what annabeth said in sea of monsters was righ that his loyalty is his fatal flaw unlike most heros, including annabeth, whos flaw was huberous
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 not entirely hubris was extremely common but some heros didn't have it. the big example is percious as he didn't have a known flaw and was cautious in this story
The size of the yacht is also a problem. In the book it is literally a giant cruiser. It is even important in later books, for example the monster army in the third book.
The monster army in this movie is very very small. 7-8 demigod and 1 manticore. No an army. A gang.
The Beckendorf sacrifice at the fifth book's also there
@@andreaniccoli8669 Now to be honest Luke and the Gang with a Monster sounds more like a Scoobydoo villain then a percy jackson villain.
@@aquila4460 😭🤣😂😂🤣😭
Luke's cruise ship being MASSIVE also links to the 3rd series of books; the trials of Apollo. I won't spoil it, but it was ment to be the first sign that demigods like Luke had mortal supporters who were very rich
Did you just call a hippocampus a horse? IT'S A FISH PONY!
Dragma's Animation
IKR! How dare he! 😂
And there's only one wtf? Didn't the books have more than one person hippocampus for Percy, Annabeth and Tyson? Hell there's even one hippocampus is larger than the other two for carrying Tyson
Poor Bessie😔
In the book, Percy didn't really like Tyson from the beginning. He was embarrassed of Tyson and wanted nothing to do with him, saying "I'm not your brother!" And often got pissed. It was only later on thay he realised Tyson was a good kid and he was mean.
Well they were still best friends first.
then he got embarrissed about being related to him because he was a cyclops.
But they were still close.
and he only denied him behind his back.
which while still screwed up, means he still cared a little bit about Tyson's feelings
So much of the future books were also ruined because of the changes made. With the mist being something that has to be applied it removes the importance of SPOILERS:
Rachel Dare. A character that in the book had the power to see through the mist. By changing the mist it removes any importance or skill to her character.
Thomas Grindol ya, what would be so important about someone who can see through spray?
ilopominecrafter spoiler
She was to be the new orical that is the trait they possess
Thomas Grindol ahh yes good old Rachel
And Hazel can control the mist in heroes of Olympus
@@fuyumi6845 And Thalia in the beginning of the 3rd book.
Wait, if Hermes is at UPS, who runs the European UPS competitior actually named Hermes? I hope it's not somebody named Ups.
Thomas Diehl wait, UPS's European competitor is actually named Hermes?! That's just...too weird to even describe.
The Roman god Mercury
@@TheSonicfan91 So he's his own competition?
Lonly Wanderer hypothetically if it was the Tribe of Danu running Hermes, it could be run by Lugh; the Chief of them all. As the Romans syncretized him with Mercury.
Mercury lmao
Percy had to (SPOILER) bathe in the freaking Styx in order to get even a chance at beating Cronos. And even THAT wasn't enough, cause Hades himself had to go and help the demigods at the empire state building. Luke had build up an entire army of angry resented demi-gods, monsters and titans by clever persuasion. This version.. gah, don't let me speak about it. They completely ruined Luke's character. I'm glad we didn't get to the third book, because by all the gods, they would have ruined Nico and the hunters of artemis.
mandy Roosens they would have ruined Zoe and Calypso in the next movie as well. If they were in it at all.
Even so, it was Luke who defeated Kronos by stabbing himself.
They would be dainty or a-holes
14:17 Excuse me, but did Grover just say he was a Hekatonkheire? That's wrong. On so many levels.
(Spoilers)
First of all, the Hekatonkheires don't have eight arms and one face. They have one hundred arms and fifty faces. They do not look like average guys, just with more arms. They look monstrous.
Also, even though they are only brought up in the fourth book, there are only three of them. And they're PRIMEVAL CHILDREN OF GAEA AND OURANOS, they aren't going to be working in a coffee shop and whistling and talking like completely normal people. Briares sure didn't. And speaking of which, in the book, two of them are faded and Briares (the third) is imprisoned on Alcatraz Island. So, no.
Just more of the writers ignoring the basic creation myth and plot consistency. I hate this movie.
How do they screw up a character whose appearance is LITERALLY THEIR NAME
ilopominecrafter well the name of their... well species for lack of a better term
Didn't the hundred handed ones tear down Kronos's castle?
I really wish we had gotten the scene with Annabeth and the Sirens
Agreed. That was a great character moment for her. But screw that, this is Percys story! I am really salty about them messing up my favorite character from the books
Or the guinea pig scene !!!!😭
Yeah, that scene really shows what kind of character annabeth really is. She liked the experience of being dolled up for once, but ultimately managed to break the charm upon seeing her friends in trouble. It really solidified her place as a strong character that is capable of saving the hero and powerful in her own right
Crystal Chrysanthemum and Blackbeard!
It was beautiful and deep.
Zeus is the youngest god not the eldest
Youngest of the first 3? yes. Youngest period? No
@@dav51I think he the youngest from kronus children
@@user-km3ut8qz4m yes im aware, im pointing out the flaw in his sentence that could be interpreted to mean the yougest of all the gods.
@@dav51 oh yea I understand
He is technically the youngest, but the rest of his siblings were eaten when they were babies and they count it as the order in which Kronos vomited them out. I hope that made sence
“maybe it’s not poseidon’s domain”
Ah yes, Poseidon, god of the seas except the sea of monsters even though it very specifically has ‘sea’ in the name that even children would understand
I know I'm a little late, but I felt like I should add that in the book, Percy specifically uses his water powers in the sea of monsters (during the siren encounter). But no, instead they continued digging plot holes to fill other plot holes.
When I first watched the movie I thought it meant that monster wasn’t under poiseden control and that I thought it was sharks
@@sillykola50 even worse, the Oddessy, which sea of monsters takes clear inspiration from, goes through the same things…
Because Poseidon literally controlled the seas!
Also in the book, Luke and thalia were significantly older than annabeth when they met. That was the reason why thalia woke up as someone older than Percy, since she aged slowly as a tree (or stopped aging, forgot which). My point is she wasn't a fucking toddler when she died
If I remember correctly thalia continued to age but much slower than normal
How old was Movie-Thalia when she became a tree? Sis looked 8, she was at least 14 in the books
@@LivesInHerBooks in the movie its never said how old thalia is when she gets turned into a tree
At least Annabeth had blonde hair.
Someone said it! XD
Read through a load of comments on comingsoon.net when this movie was announced, her not being blonde was overwhelmingly the biggest complaint despite it being the most trivial and inconsequential change in the entire movie.
Riordan has now introduced Egyptian and Norse Gods into the world which are interesting additions.
KrimsonRogue hay rogue I could help but take note of your little rant when you showed pictures of Marvel characters. Dead pool though I don't honestly know why you pointed him out as a character that was needlessly changed as he hasn't being a "just" a parody of death stroke from DC in a long ass time. And I would argue that Luran Kiney aka x23/wolverine actually earned her spot in the sun light and her whole dead is honouring the mantle of wolverine while remaining her own person.
And she is one of the few marvel comic characters that I try to fallow. Though they don't make it easy.
Though I will conside Thor losing the use of the hammer becouse Nick fury told I'm basically he wasn't good enough or some such rubbish and Jane foster takening up the role, was...well stupid and as for flacon takening up the role of captain America. I have to agree that seems almost as needless but it's not like other people other than Steve Rogers haven't taken on the role.
Bucky Barns is probably the most notable, but there have been others.
+KrimsonRouge Annabeth was supposed to be the one filled with hubris not Liuke. The movie glossed over Circe's Island and the Temptation of the Sirens was never mentioned.
I know very little about Annabeth's character after watching the movie.
KrimsonRogue somebody had to. By the way love your reviews.
It's strange, in both movies they brought in a monster that should've shown up in each movies' respective sequel. The hydra in the Lightning Thief should've been in this movie, and the manticore would have been in the Titan's Curse (had it ever been made). Especially since the manticore is an actual character in the book, Dr. Thorn.
Yeah, as he said, the movies threw all character out of the window.
Percy became a standard self-obsessed cunt with a slightly absent dad.
Annabeth was reduced to "the pretty blonde", giving no space for her internal conflicts or intellect.
Grover became the black comedy sidekick, completely ignoring his desperate search for Pan.
Luke turned from a tragic story about feeling abandoned to a boasting brat.
Clarise would have been left hanging from that tower by her underpants by the real one.
And all the enemies were f**ked up beyond repair.
At least they didn't try to adapt the Spartus. They'd probably come out of the ground screaming
"'MURICA F**K YEAH!"
+TheRandomDude True so true!
Zandris Hugal except when she literally told us that.
Zandris, don't insult Athena by forgetting part of what she's goddess of. Baskets are just as important, if not more, as war and wisdom.
Jared Berry even worse is we got the hekatonkheires in this movie as a throwaway in the café as a worker... who
1. Is in the 4th book, not second so why is he here
2. Siren cafe doesnt exist so he didnt do this either
3. They screwed up the most BASIC of the character. Keep in mind, the name means “HUNDRED HANDED ONE”, and i counted on this guy and accounting for speed of his arms has roughly 8-11 arms.. congrats filmmakers and scriptwriters, you somehow messed up a character’s appearance whose most prominent feature is their freakin name
It's honestly like they read some extremely watered down explanation of the basic story along the lines of "The tree around camp is dying so Percy and the gang go into the sea of monsters to steal the golden fleece from a cyclops, with some interference from Luke and his master Kronos along the way."
Then they took that explanation and, without even picking up the book or doing basic research into Greek mythology, they just went ahead with the creation of the movie.
yraco
Honestly, that’s probably what happened 🌊
" Chronos being so evil he devoured his own children "
My whole problem with this, is the fact they call him evil. He wasn't necessarily evil, as much as extremely paranoid. He feared what he did to his father would be done to him, and to prevent that, he devoured his children whole, but Gaia loved her children more than anything, so she kept Zeus in secret. Years later, she poisoned Chronos, making him throw up his now fully grow children and they all ganged up, sliced him up, and threw him in the lowest pits of Tarturus.
W H E R E I S Y O P A R E N T S ummm what? Gaia was not the mother of the first 6 Olympians (7 including Aphrodite). That was Rhea, and Metis poisoned Kronos.
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 not metis. Metis is Zeus's (once) wife and mother of Athena. Only Rhea
@@thomastakesatollforthedark2231 not poisoned. Made him puke
@Ethan Wilde he is mad and stupid
harshavardhan naidu if my memory serves, Metis helped Zeus to poison Kronos: Rhea got Zeus to be Kronos' cupbearer or some such thing, and Metis helped Zeus to get some poison into Kronos through a drink. The help Metis provided is why Zeus fell in love with her, though he eventually absorbed her to stop her from having the son that would overthrow him.
(17:57)
Oh absolutely. Luke was indeed a cleverly manipulative and borderline abusive bastard; the crafty son of Hermes turned traitor who attempted to have Percy killed numerous times (#MurderousAsshole) and was overall a wonderful antagonist. The adaptation of his character in the films is nothing but a typical whiny brat simply motivated by his daddy-issues whose lack of passion and flat delivery of his lines is *_ear-gratingly_* irritating.
Preach it queen god bless
Book Luke had daddy issues too
I agree
Everyone had parent issues.
In the book they gave us a chance to understand why Luke made those decisions though. I mean, even later in the series in Heroes of Olympus, even Percy was understanding why Luke did what he did. His mom is litterally crazy and his dad is neglectful, he watched one of his best friend turn into a tree when he was 12 then had to watch the person he loved slowly fall in love with someone else. Not to mention that he felt betrayed by the gods especially. That can really screw up a person. (I'm not defending that hes a good guy though. He made awful decisions.) Luke was just a vunerable broken guy in which Kronos used as pawn.
I think Annabeth is the person who's getting screwed up the most. In the book, she was smart and her arc was that she wanted to prove herself. That was the whole reason why she went on the quest, but the movie is very different about that. Annabeth got on the quest because the movie needed a female hero and Percy talked to her, which is an awful begin for a character. But on the quest, she managed to do pretty much nothing, except for letting Percy do all the work and being around Percy, which also differs from the source material. Yes, she needed help and yes, she couldn't do everything on her own, but she was useful and she helped. It's also very terrible if the second scene with Percy and Annabeth shows us that ANNABETH ALREADY HAS FEELINGS FOR PERCY. This screams female love interest. And then, in this movie, she dies. Wow. After a whole movie doing not really anything exceptional, she dies, only to show the audience that the fleece is the most powerful thing ever, which raises ANOTHER question. IF THAT FLEECE IS SO GODDAMN POWERFUL, WHY DON'T THEY BRING IT ALONG IN EVERY QUEST? In the fifth book a lot of people die, why not fucking ressurrect them with the fleece? (Thalia is a different story, because she didn't die). So, that was Annabeth, and then I didn't even talk about the prophecy, something that really pissed me off. Maybe the most off all this trainwreck of a film
Maxime Masselink If they did bring the fleece on every quest and especially the fifth book, the barrier would fall. The Golden Fleece is the only thing that holds the barrier.
Bittersweet Cake actually no. It just strengthens it. Similar to how thalia did when she became a tree
@@ilopominecrafter Oh oops still provides the point though.
Prophecy was one of the worst changes. They are supposed to be vague, with some parts obvious and some not until events come to pass. The prophecy in the second movie is literally just exposition spewing foreshadowing. Literally anyone can tell what it says or means the second they hear it
This film is just trash ,
A note I always remembered about the Mist in the books, it was even stated that the Mist was NOT a perfect disguise, and bigger, more powerful things often did slip through the glamour cast by the Mist.
Edit: The Mist also could only really work within mortal contexts for disguise, like the incident in the Saint Louis Arch in the first book.
Percy Jackson helped me deal with my ad/hd as a kid by giving me a positive role model
Eyyy same here. It was cool. I got into swordsmanship cuz of it
I will agree...Nathan Fillion was the best part of this movie. But to be fair, Nathan Fillion is the best part of anything he's in.
Except for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sweet and the musical episode was the best part of Buffy.
Brendan Eichler he was amazing in Buffy.
Castle
Nathan Fillion and Tim Curry; for every one star movie they're in, they are the reason for that one star
@@jeremypedersen6894
I enjoyed the first few seasons, but lost interest when he and the female lead officially became the breeding pair of the series.
If there ends up being a Percy tv series(which I think would work better than films). I can just imagine the parana sheep. Tyson bumps into Percy and sees the Deer and chases the deer, but when he gets to the sheep he says "they smell and are very very bad bad". And Anna Beth says "you don't want to go in". Percy has this "are you kidding me how can a bunch of sheep be bad". Then we see the deer get devoured in 5 seconds. Everyone then has a WTH type of face.
Michael Nally Like each season is a adaption of one of the books?
Judge C
Yes. And every few chapters to an episode (if it was every episode there would be too many)
Michael Nally oh lord... that would not be good as it would just turn into essentially the movie in tv form
@@ilopominecrafter What about a Netflix animated series? Maybe done by the same people who made Avatar, Korra and Voltron Legendary Defender.
@@kristofgriffin384 yes, avatar, but the ppl who did Voltron kinda screwed badly w the story sooo, no thank u.
But a Netflix animated show would be great. Even a netflix non animated show.
They're shown to be quite good, giving examples such as the series of unfortunate events and the umbrella Academy. They're certainly getting better.
Only things i like from this film
1: HERMES IS EXACTLY HOW I IMAGINED HIM
2: the spining game thing at the beginning
3: the hippocampi
4: the monster effects
5: The Cleveland joke
For me it's the line: "You know, the Christians have a guy who can do that trick in reverse. Now *that's* a god."
ZielonaPastela yeah that is a really good line
What are you doing? Don’t stand on my roof.
the spinning game was nice, but kinda boring in terms of "training the children of gods"
The only good thing.
Luke: "What are you doing? Don't walk on my roof?"
You know, I love the Percy Jackson books. All of them. Watching these atrocities hurt because they were blatantly disrespectful towards to books. Barely anything was the same. No Ares conflict in the first movie (which would have been awesome. Percy beating a god)
Kronos appearing at the end of the movie (which he didn't appear in physical form until the 4th book and even then he was possessing Luke)
The prophecy was completely messed up.
Annabeth wasn't blonde in the last movie.
And Grover is black (which would have been fine until they made him into the stereotypical black comedy sidekick.)
I had hopes that these movies would be like Harry Potter and be a very large, successful series of books AND movies which it clearly deserves by the quality of the books. However, that isn't going to happen because some writers can barely stick to the source material at all. Always have to change crap that doesn't need to be changed for the sake of "entertainment".
Shadow of Dread yeah I need to reread the books
httyd got the spitting in author's face even worse.
Nat Torpedia
Not sure what "httyd" means but yeah these movies are just tearing apart Riordan's work.
+Shadow of Dread it stands for how to train your dragon.
bit like pjo stands for percky Jackson.
+Nat Torpedia *percy
Wow, your rant about Tyson struck a chord with me
Perhaps the most carefully worded rant I've ever made for the show. :P
KrimsonRogue yeah, I don't get why these changes are made, Tyson in the book is cute, likable, and relatable.
In the words of the Nostalgia Critic, "Well the chart says-"
Adorni FORGET IT!
Tyson being different from everyone else is actually what made me love him. And I loved that he found a calling and a home later in the series.
This is an old review, I know. But after stumbling across It i need to voice something that really pissed me off about this movie.
This is a MASSIVE spoiler for the entire series, something that is incredibly huge that the film just throws out there.
In the movie while they are on the pathetic excuse for Luke's yaught, they discover that half bloods from camp have joined him.
They named chris earlier, but in this segment they toss out one incredibly important name, like its nothing.
Selena Beaurigard. Why is this important? Because Selena, was a spy. Selena was a secret member of Luke's army right up until the final book in which her true nature is revealed. A moment that is incredibly impactful and was, honestly, personally shocking as we had a lot of development for Selena up to this moment.
But the movie just tosses it out there like it doesnt matter. Completely killing her entire character and the events she impacts.
Also, in the movies final battle against Kronos. They try to make Percy's sword the cursed blade from the prophecy. Which is just wrong. The cursed blade was Annabeths dagger, I'm sure, or at the very least something that wasn't percy's sword.
It wasnt even Percy that kills Kronos with the cursed blade, its Luke.
Every single word of the prophecy, they got wrong. Thank fuck this movie series died.
You are right, it was Annabeth's dagger. It was the cursed blade because Luke broke his promise to always try and protect Annabeth.
@@voteDC Riptide was also cursed, but that whole subplot gets wrapped up in book 3 and isn't relevant to the final conflict. Going by the wording of the prophecy, you'd assume either Riptide or Backbiter would be the cursed blade, which makes the whole twist in book 5 very well done. And the movie does this.
Everything wrong with the Percy Jackson movie
Read the first word
Everything ?
Noah Thompson he’s saying that everything is bad about them.
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They didn't just fuck over the entire series, they fucked over this series, and the Hero's of Olympus series. To list but one reason (and several other complaints):
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By not going to Cires island (the lady who turned guys into guinea pigs), they gave Reyna no reason to be at camp Jupiter, meaning that she wouldn't be able to: deliver the Athena Parthenos, delay the attack on Camp Half Blood, indirectly introduce Arion into the story and kill Orion (I could keep going, but we'd be here awhile). However, the writers of these movies have messed up so much of original plot, that this is the least of their worries
Also, in the opening scene, the cyclopes throw Thalia behind them which means that the cyclopes are inside of the barrier when it is created, giving them free access to Grover, Luke and Annabeth, who in the next shot are standing what looks like 5 feet away from the shield.
12:09
It's established in the books that tech acts as big "I'm here, come kill me!" beacons for monsters.
15:59
Actually, if that Chris is Chris Rodriguez, then it would make sense for him to be there, since he deserts over to Luke's army.
20:27
Percy doesn't actually have complete control over all water. In Mark of Athena, it was a challenge to control Porkie's (I forget his real name's) water. The movie doesn't give a good explanation though.
Couldn't Percy just raise the water to block the shot from Luke's bolt? Or wash him into the water bellow?
26:21
To be fair to the movie, Riptide does reappear in his pocket in the books.
Kronos doesn't take the form of a bunch of jammed together corn chips in the books, he takes Luke's body. The big red giant is just an excuse to have an action scene.
Did those fuckers just leave Kronos on the island? Why didn't they ask Hermes to give him a one way ticket to Tartarus? Why did they leave it for Luke to recover?
Dionysus is the only good character in this movie, mainly since he has some funny lines, and is a fairly good portrayal of the books Dionysus
0/10. This movie just makes me sad and angry. Pass me some of the hot chocolate and painkillers Krimson, I'm going to need a good drink.
In the first movie they showed the Parthenos in Nashville. So they wouldn't need to go after it anyways.
You know what’s funny? Sometimes I like to think how bad would a third movie be. Like, would they use Kampe since they use monsters from the following book? Would they cut out Nico since he isn’t too relevant until the forth book, just to retcon him in a terrible way? Honestly it’s really funny to think about it
Watching this move as someone who really likes the books was awful. Thank you for pointing it out all at once.
If you continue the streak of bad movies, you mighrtbecome the God-Emperor of reviews: suffering endlessly so that the rest of the world can enjoy your videos. Thank you!
God-Emperor Krimson. I kinda like that. XD Just as long as I don't become a living corpse. ;)
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
Wait, if that's the case, why is he in my profile pic. Well shit...
Also technically, he isn't really alive in his body, I believe (correct me if i'm wrong) that he is now just a psychic force.
Liked the nod to Feminist Thor during the video. Marvel have successfully tanked their own comics. The only thing keeping them alive are their movies, which are AWESOME (note: came back from seeing Guardians of The Galaxy Volume 2 today and it was AWESOME (even better than the first one!)). Dear Mainstream Media: SOCIAL JUSTCE IS NOT COOL. Yours, Peter A. Hill. Have you ever heard of Walter Moers' Zamonia series?
I'm afraid I haven't heard of the Zamonia series. Is it good?
14:35 also the Hekatonkheires are all dead except Briares who at this point should be missing still methinks. Also they have 100 arms, not ten you dullards.
He's also a giant. Lol. And he's a captive of Kampe.
Hekatonkheires are also said to have multiple of other limbs
So
WHAT THE FUCK-
I counted 8. Regardless that means 90-92% of the ONE TRAIT he is known for and NAMED for isn’t there! How do you screw up a character whose one big appearance trait is their name
In the German version, the "Mist" scene is even funnier because Mist literally means dung in German
Oh Gott das war ja noch bevor Filme Schriftzüge auch in anderen Sprachen hatten
I realize now, all this time later, that basically the reason they included 'Circe Land' really came down to budget. This segment was filmed in what was once Six Flags New Orleans, which saved the studio money, as they didn't need to build a set, fly to a more expensive location like New Zealand, or pay for more special effects. They just needed to throw chunk change at Six Flags and the city of New Orleans, the latter of which unfortunately needed all the money it could get (and still does). It also borrows elements from the first book, where Percy and his friends visited an amusement park to retrieve an item for Ares.
How is it possible that this adaptation still got a score higher then 0/5?
LoL
It's because Annabeth had blond hair!
IronWolfNL It atleast got the same name, some adaptations dont even have that
All of the other comments are wrong- it got higher than a 0/5 because Nathan Fillion was in it. *drops mic*
*_COUGH_* LAST AIRBENDER *_COUGH_*
Actually the sea of monsters is also poseidon's territory and has a lot of his influence as read in the odyssey.
In the movie Luke basically is that kid who had a pocket knife and says to all his friends "Hey you wanna go check this out?"
Here comes the twist: the sword wasn't actually poisoned... it was just the results of the concoction made at the beginning and the mysterious sword-mage just plays along.
"Shit, I missed."
*Krimson falls*
"wha....oh-HA YOU HAVE FALLEN TO THE....power--i mean POISON OF MY SWORD, PHIL--no, wait what's a cooler name.... LAERTES! FUHAHAHA!"
Seeing what they did to Tyson hurt a lot. I guess some of that’s personal. The book version of him reminds me of my little sister just a bit, and what they did in the movie felt like they rejected and rewrote his character. I lost that sense I had of him being like my sister, and I couldn’t understand him at all at that point. :/
Of course they decide to name the theme park Circeland it's like "hey remember this? Well we aren't going to do it. MHAHAHAHA
HEROES OF OYLMPUS SPOILER:
also by not adding that they messed up both Reyna AND Hylla. The whole freeing Blackbeard thing is literally why it is so hard for them. CONGRATULATIONS YOU MESSED UP GIANORMASLY. I guess they exel at that tho
It's like how in the first movie they're at a diner just to make you think Ares will appear but it's just to say screw you to the audience
Only good part about the movie is the soundtrack. They managed to mess up everything else, but the soundtrack was actually pretty good.
Don't forget about nathan fillian as Hermes .
@@noahthompson2912 and Stanley Tucci as Dionysius
@@tomlinson1710 anthony stewart head wasnt a bad Chiron either.
So did you get a cute nurse?
No. They gave me Jimmy the overly touchy orderly. DX
KrimsonRogue Hello Krimson! I have been working on a story could you ever do a video of writing tips? I love your writing style in micro god (I loved enough not to torrent it but actually pay!) It was a great story!
This reminded me exactly of the guy who's overly touchy in Season 8 of Scrubs. Ah, man.
@@KrimsonRogue man , Jimmy is the worst !
"the double fuckup" this movie in 3 words
Fun fact: When Uncle Rick found out the cast, he actually tried to buy the rights back but they wouldn't let him.
the worst part about this is that Luke's entire actual plan WAS to resurrect the tree, so he could convince thalia to join him since she also was a god of the big 3, and destroy olympos. this is a HUGE plot point in book 3, but they just didnt see that far.
Considering Rick Riordan's books are some of my favourites of all time and inspire my writing a lot, this movie can be burnt in a dumpster fire. I never saw this before, but it's horrible, especially for making Tyson a throw-away character when he was so much more then that in the book. Great review as always, dude. Curious to see what the next review will be.
Question: if Talia the tree has only been around for 4 years, then how the heck did camp half blood survive before then??
It's because of the dreaded
Plot holes or thy fought every day 24/7 which is unlikely
cuz that's what the borders ABOUT! **claps twice**
Th-that was a reference to Camp Halfblood Confidential. It confirmed Solangelo before the main books did. Read it.
In the book, the border was there beforehand. Thalia’s tree just strengthens it.
@@EclipseDoesArt The border only hid the camp from plain sight to mortals. i'm not sure if i remember correctly but i think that before they had to fend off for themselves with monsters always attacking them and they managed somehow... or maybe the camp was just hidden from plain sight for mortals and monsters.
No mention of Percy's transformation into a guinea pig in the movie and we never see cere or here about her in the movie and no Freeing Rayna and the pirates who kidnapped her
The description in the book of his transformation kind of scared me a little bit
I'd love to see your reaction to The Lightning Thief Musical soundtrack. The show is currently on its first national tour and it's much more faithful to the books.
YESSSS
When a musical is more faithful to the source material than a fucking movie, something's wrong.
is it a show where there's enough music to follow the story? Like I won't be missing a ton if I just listen to the soundtrack?
15:00 I don't know how this movie managed to do it, but it just created plot hole inception.
Carissa Carlson Would you call it... Plot-Ception?
Insert your Han Zimmer Bwowm!
Do you think it should be reboot into a animated TV series?
Will Lyon exactly
Yes, it should totally be rebooted in the form of an animated series that actually stays true to the books. It would definitely avoid what led to these live action movie adaptations being so unfaithful to the books.
Careful, you don't want to end up like "Class of the titans" (I didn't miswrite that.)
Should be a freak'n anime
An animated series would work but I think I'd prefer live action.
That is actually one of Percy's major weaknesses. Getting distracted then being overly impulsive, not thinking what's he doing through. This usually ends up looking like him "loving his friends too much" which is definitely not a very good thing to write as a major weakness, but because there is reasoning behind it, and it's the only element used in a situation where it comes into play, it works out.
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'No!? Because she joins the hunters of Artemis!'
~Me, aloud, at this moment.
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Remember that prophecy from the first Percy Jackson series?(the one about a child of the three main gods either saving or destroying Olympus?) Well actually there’s 5 children, Percy Jackson(Son of Poseidon), Thalia Grace(Daughter of Zeus), Jason Grace(Son of Jupiter), Nico di Angelo(Son of Hades), Hazel Levesque(Daughter of Pluto)... hehe lol
Jason technically tried fullfilling the prophecy, he destroyed the palace at Mount Othyrs.
+Bunny Simmer
The Romans don't really seem to have a concept of the _"Big Three,"_ as neither Neptune nor Pluto are generally held in high regard at Camp Jupiter (with Neptune's shrine being equivalent to a run-down shack and Pluto, along with those associated with him, being considered a bad omen).
Hazel was still dead during this book, because Nico was still in the lotus casino.
Boss Isaac Yep, instead the other two main gods were Mars and Juno.
Also, Goodbye Jason Grace. May he be at peace in Elysium.
It COULD have also been Bianca
If they want to make a movie of this, it should be animated and they should follow the book, not the blurb.
I remember when I read sea of monsters when I was little I always loved Tyson's character because I felt bad for him, and it made me grow closer with his character, but I don't feel the same way with the movie.
Fingers crossed for the new Disney Plus series 🤞
Although with how badly they messed up Artemis Fowl I don't have high hopes
"Continuity: We have none." You have NOT seen the Resident Evil film franchise.
You should check out Witchcraft sometime. One of the characters swaps genders between films, and nobody says anything until the fan made finale retconned in an explanatiom.
The Michael Bay Transformers has even less
16:35 That actually happened in the book on the beach of Camp Half Blood. Still, Nathan Fillion is perfectly cast and I can imagine him saying Hermes' book lines.
Also, the whole thing with Circeland COMPLETELY ruined Reyna's character in the sequel pentalogy "Heroes of Olympus"... *sigh*
Besides, Circeland as a whole, just no.
You know what I'll say it, the real reason this movie fails on EVERY level is not because of the actors and it's not because of the director. The reason this movie fails is because of the story and no not the story it was based on I mean the movies own story they effed up so badly and filled with holes that a slice of cheese has less holes. The actors are great, because of the movie when I picture Percy in real life I only see Logan lerman, when I picture Annabeth i see a blonde Alexandria Daddario, Hell when I picture Zues I see Sean Beam so I know that the actors are perfect but the way the changed the story just makes it such a bad movie that everything looks bad like Tyson. They didn't have mist for him so they couldn't do the Percy and him being friends before they went to camp, they blurted out Selina's name out so her story is ruined and the cursed blade thing is so laughably bad that it's sad and they're is nothing about riptide that is cursed. This is just a bad attempt to tell a story to fill the void harry potter left that it hurts itself in the process.
Also. The target audience.
The books are children's books, but this movie is aimed at teenagers.
I mean.
...
just
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WTF!?
12:36 You know, when you exclude Mr D from the 1st book. I was happy to see they included him.in the second one.
Then at this scene I realised why something was off. Chiron wasn't here, the person who assigned the quest was Tantalus who was Chiron's replacement as the Gods suspected Chiron of poisoning Thalia.
I can't at the part "A plot hole INSIDE A PLOT HOLE" I DIE
Cheng qin
I can’t either
I remember seing the movie in theaters and losing my temper at the "cursed blade" being Percy's sword bc the book did it so well and then Kronos was just?? Gone???
Are we gonna ignore that in the books all the cabins were in a U shape and Percys is isolated and on the lake?
*sees the title* *gasps and drops everything to watch it*
How did the same director of the first diary of a wimpy kid movie make this!!!!
Nathaniel Foga Because the First Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie was not that good either?
Joshua Bell It wasn't that bad, I actually found it to be a pretty Decent adaptation of the first book.
The biggest problem lies in the writing, I feel, not the direction of the movie. The writers took a ton of good material and said, "eh, we can do better" and then threw it out. While the director should have said hey, what the heck is this, as the director and all, I feel like they just wanted to get something out that would make money, whether it was true to the material or not.
ThoughtsOfALeo Is this Diary of a Wimpy Kid that you speak of?
Joshua Bell if a movie is made out of a popular book it's almost always bound to be absolutely shit
Now, the scene with Dionysus and the wine was pretty funny. And the Bull looked pretty dope. But beyond that, the movie and the first one, was horrible insults to the original work.
In the book he drinks diet coke which is funnier then wine turning into water
@@noahthompson2912 I know that, but I still found the wine to water scene pretty funny.
I’m so glad they didn’t make a titans curse adaptation because that was my favorite book and I did not want them to ruin it
All The fans watching the movie be like:
READ DA BOOOK
God dammit I was wrong about Strife! I thought his name would be spelled with a "y"!
Oh well, at least I get more of my favourite UA-cam show! :D
*EDIT*
Also, fuck this movie. Seriously, fuck this movie.
Btw, in the book the metal bulls (which I can't spell the actual name of) they actually did get past the barrier, it was clearly stated by percy that they were on both sides of the hill that Thalia's tree was on. He said the barrier just slowed them down.
Colchis bulls
#GoRogue I can name three Cyclopses that are not sons of Poseidon, which solves this conundrum. Brontes, Arges, and Steropes, sons of Ouranos and Gaia.
Also, the actual Colchis bulls from the Jason and the Argonauts myth did have roto-tilling equipment.
Kensei Hayabusa then again Charon didn’t have Italian suits originally. Besides machines change, like Leo’s dragon becoming a flying pirate ship.
Melon eating Wolf
What? 😐
Kensei Hayabusa, it was in Rick Riordan’s book series heroes of Olympus.
Another continuity break is that in the movie it appears that he decided to stay in Camp Half Blood year round and keep training which is why he's able to surf on tidal waves and do side flips over Polyphemus with ease. In the book, however Percy decides not to live in Camp Half Blood and instead goes back home, which causes his skills to get rusty and contributes to him not knowing how to use his powers very well. He almost dies near the beginning because he practically forgot how to fight monsters. And though he gets better at using his powers with each book, it isn't until the last book that he truly masters his abilities, and that's only because he took a dip in the Styx
I SAY WE FEED EVERY SINGLE DVD COPY OF THIS FILM TO FESTUS!
We do not poison awesome metal dragons. We can feed them to Gaia
@@Plaugue1122 totally
But Gaia died
@@brennerstory5582 she is a primordial deity. So is Ouranos, Nyx, Erebos and a gazillion others. They can't be killed. Perhaps their essence scattered too thin and far to be disabled from taking forms but there is still some conciousness I guess
Throw em in Tartarus and torture the monsters there by playing it on a loop. They will no longer want to exist
I can't see if my previous comment went through but Clarrise is described as big and strong. I don't encourage massive body modification for actors but some weight lifting would have been appropriate.
Or just finding a better actress that fit the broad and big discription
Percy Jackson: We have the worst movie adaptation ever!
Artemis Fowl: Hold my root beer. 🍺
What about the how to train your dragon movie?
@@LlamasAtMidnight for me the third is worst i love the first two much but the third was 🤢 for me
Sophie Lüllwitz I mean the first two are okay as movies but they have no similarities to the books at all.
I just realized that in the movie, Thalia's pine CREATES the barrier, in the books it was always there, but the tree just made it stronger. WHAT THE ACTUAL HADES' UNDERGARMENTS!
I unfortunately only had the first Percy Jackson book so I was never able to read Sea of monsters so when I saw this in theaters I actually thought it was a good movie ignorant to what a terrible adaptation it was.
Your username is a gem
@@bongosmcdongos4190 Why thank you that just made my day I spent a lot of time thinking up of a good name for my UA-cam channel and that's what I came up with I have dealt with a couple of people tell me it's an inappropriate name but I always tell them it's just a fun catchy name that's meant to make you laugh 😁 So makes me happy to see someone that gets what I was going for
Just seeing the title made me go "Are your really shocked?"
What annoys me the most is that they actually don't leave the camp except for when they belive that grovers in danger. I loved the idea of the plottwist with the wedding dress!
I would like to note in the beginning that he says, "They have children with humans called halfbloods." Shouldn't just have called it demigods cuz that's what they are technically called.
yall remember that episode of Avatar the last air bender " the great divide" if you do, there is a character in there who is the leader of a tribe, I always imagined a younger version of her when I thought of Clarisse
This is what happens when the writers take another authors story, try to make it their own, and then have no idea where to go forward with the altered continuity.
These two movies are barely connected because they had to backtrack when they realized they don't know how to write their own story without using someone else's as a pedestal
26:16 Percy's pen appears back in his pocket if lost
Never explained in the movie, therefore not part of movie canon (which by the way is sh*tty)