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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • News reporter can't stop laughing at plane fart story.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 652

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA 4 роки тому +773

    *_A major disaster was avoided today. Professionals say that these types of incidents, although silent, can be deadly._*

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 6 років тому +1786

    I was a news director. Once they start giggling, it's over.

    • @max-greg
      @max-greg 6 років тому +47

      news director, cool job!

    • @sean2015
      @sean2015 5 років тому +47

      Meaning...she would be fired for laughing or giggling?

    • @yungpo9853
      @yungpo9853 5 років тому +31

      @@sean2015 No.

    • @sean2015
      @sean2015 5 років тому +159

      @@yungpo9853 thank you for such a detailed and thoughtful answer

    • @sean2015
      @sean2015 5 років тому +53

      @kurtb8474 _"once they start giggling, it's over"_ --> next time try to be a little more precise in what you're trying to say, because I have absolutely no idea what you mean

  • @nickydel8506
    @nickydel8506 6 років тому +2096

    She laughs at farts she's a keeper 4 life

    • @paulandrews8004
      @paulandrews8004 5 років тому +34

      WAIT TILL SHE SMELL DEZZZ NUTZZZZ

    • @lycan2494
      @lycan2494 5 років тому +36

      @@AuH2O you need to keep up with reality my friend

    • @AuH2O
      @AuH2O 5 років тому +2

      @ObamaisnextLincoln No. You need to go eat a bag of shit, however.

    • @AuH2O
      @AuH2O 5 років тому +1

      @mhmm Your comment needs to be directed at ObamaisnextLincoln.

    • @AussieAussieOZoioioi
      @AussieAussieOZoioioi 5 років тому +16

      Dude... My missus.. I could tell her a pathetic joke and i'll add the word fart on the end and she loses her mind laughing....

  • @Biglover29
    @Biglover29 3 роки тому +463

    I like how she barely started reading it and burst out laughing.

    • @flyingdutchman8321
      @flyingdutchman8321 3 роки тому +7

      Barley? The story is about farts not making beer! You mean't barely!

    • @Biglover29
      @Biglover29 3 роки тому +1

      @@flyingdutchman8321 lol I've been reversing letters a lot lately.

    • @user-dw2tm3jm5h
      @user-dw2tm3jm5h 3 роки тому

      @@Biglover29 been counting votes , too..?

  • @joemasters2270
    @joemasters2270 3 роки тому +144

    She is just the cutest.

  • @fitzgeralddrew
    @fitzgeralddrew 3 роки тому +71

    the way she laughs through the words "medical help" got me feeling in love.

  • @tommylopez8338
    @tommylopez8338 6 років тому +688

    She has the cutest most attractive giggle I have ever heard.

    • @MikeJones-bn7mw
      @MikeJones-bn7mw 5 років тому +18

      tommy lopez yea she can get this pipe

    • @TheCarmen07
      @TheCarmen07 4 роки тому +5

      She sounds like a horse

    • @roelcasimiro4089
      @roelcasimiro4089 3 роки тому +1

      Why I always read that comment

    • @jimrollins4857
      @jimrollins4857 3 роки тому +2

      👍

    • @Alpine7163
      @Alpine7163 3 роки тому +1

      @Danbu Hsma she's a hater. Gotta love how women support each other lmfao.

  • @DanglingDingleBerry
    @DanglingDingleBerry 6 років тому +704

    I've only flown like 3 times in my entire life. On one of the flights, I had just flown back to Ohio from Texas. For whatever reason, once we landed we had to sit in the plane on the tarmac for about an hour. We didn't even pull up to a terminal or anything, so there was no escape. About 45 minutes into this delay, some unknown person let loose the most unbelievably foul fart I have EVER smelled. I'm talking an absolute nuke that probably could have suffocated small children had they been too close. NEVER in my life have I EVER smelled anything like it, before OR since. I honestly can't describe how bad it smelled...probably like the fucking dead, decaying body of a person who had died in a small apartment 5 days ago with the heater on full blast. I was one of the first people to smell it (although I never heard anyone let loose so I have NO idea where this fucking bomb came from), so I was like the second person to open the air vent above me on FULL blast. It was hilarious watching people open their vents on full blast one by one down the length of the plane as the smell hit their noses.
    It took about 10 minutes of the entire plane having their vents on full blast to fully clear the smell, and 5 minutes after that they let us off. I still to this day can't fathom that it was simply a fart that escaped out of that unknown person's asshole that day and not a full 10 pound shit, but I deliberately looked for MASSIVE brown stains on the pants of someone in my vicinity as we disembarked the plane and saw NO evidence of an assplosion. But after smelling that unholy smell, I can absolutely believe that an airline would have to evacuate an entire plane due to a fart, because I have experienced it firsthand and it scarred me for life.

    • @Kragatar
      @Kragatar 6 років тому +146

      lmao That story was fucking hilarious.
      The guy who farted probably opened his air vent as well, to blend in with the crowd. xD

    • @ankanhalder8341
      @ankanhalder8341 6 років тому +66

      Alex S
      I am dying laughing. Stop itttttt. Funniest thing I ever read.

    • @MarvoloSalazar
      @MarvoloSalazar 6 років тому +24

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that was great

    • @comedy-en5yc
      @comedy-en5yc 6 років тому +12

      Kragatar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 6 років тому +40

      Tears dude, tears. You put us there at the air vents

  • @mittenstherealest
    @mittenstherealest 5 років тому +113

    people affected by the scent received *M E D I C A L H E L P*

  • @Ciclopea2
    @Ciclopea2 10 місяців тому +16

    She absolutely couldn't cope with the fact that some people needed medical help after that one 😂

  • @keith6400
    @keith6400 5 років тому +98

    The passengers were all evacuated from the plane then invited back after ten minutes except one who was asked to leave the country.

  • @kevin15776
    @kevin15776 3 роки тому +865

    If she can laugh at farts, she's my type.

    • @adhdcartoon3338
      @adhdcartoon3338 3 роки тому +56

      It also helps thats shes's absurdly hot.

    • @jonjon7311
      @jonjon7311 3 роки тому +14

      Yeah. Agree. She’s got it all 😻

    • @zx2781
      @zx2781 3 роки тому +9

      Hell yeah..mine too

    • @MrWatcher46
      @MrWatcher46 3 роки тому +8

      My girl finds nothing funny about farts. So I dutch ovened her.

    • @dragonguy916
      @dragonguy916 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao

  • @ymeoyme
    @ymeoyme 3 роки тому +18

    There's always that SOMETHING that kicks in...and just gets you laughing, uncontrollably!!! If you're lucky enough, you'll find more of it!!!😉😉😉

  • @hlaingmimtun3523
    @hlaingmimtun3523 2 роки тому +21

    Actually she tried, she thought she would make it. So cute.

  • @kalypsokush8893
    @kalypsokush8893 3 роки тому +15

    She's got a sense of humor ☺️

  • @black98rt
    @black98rt 3 роки тому +47

    I can tell I love her based solely on this video.

    • @black98rt
      @black98rt 3 роки тому +1

      @L XX and you have the sense of humor of a doorknob. Go play in traffic

  • @marko.1245
    @marko.1245 6 років тому +35

    I find a case of the giggles so attractive!

  • @johnprendergast1338
    @johnprendergast1338 Рік тому +2

    A good-healthy fart in a plane is an eye roller and a heads up with no place to run ....Funny

  • @TheMcGuireLife
    @TheMcGuireLife 4 роки тому +28

    She Laughing At Farts That’s My Girl!!!!!!

  • @robeach11
    @robeach11 4 роки тому +23

    That person put that ‘pASS’ in passenger.

  • @mr.misterbates8689
    @mr.misterbates8689 3 роки тому +12

    Laughing at farts. Aging is inevitable but immaturity can last a lifetime. I love it!

  • @edwilliams127
    @edwilliams127 3 роки тому +5

    I love this woman, what a great reaction!

  • @darren467
    @darren467 3 роки тому +17

    It's great to see news reader's with a great personality lol.

    • @Sigma_Eight
      @Sigma_Eight Рік тому +2

      Ah yes, laughing at farts, the #1 indicator of "Great personality"
      You should raise your standards just a smidgen bud

  • @raymar5671
    @raymar5671 3 роки тому +18

    She’s super pretty

  • @crazybenzy3426
    @crazybenzy3426 5 років тому +5

    Smelled like somebody had an Egg McMuffin before they entered the plane

  • @iamlegend8553
    @iamlegend8553 3 роки тому +42

    The good old days where we laughed at words such as fart

  • @RobGradyVO
    @RobGradyVO 3 роки тому +8

    I swear news stations make the best unintentional comedy on the planet

  • @charlesparr3296
    @charlesparr3296 3 роки тому +18

    She's gorgeous and has a great sense of humor.

  • @MysLed
    @MysLed 6 років тому +79

    What I really want know now is WTF was the next story supposed to be about? *What an awful cliff hanger!*

  • @olivier4916
    @olivier4916 Рік тому +1

    Everybody silent cause everybody taking a second hit to confirm 🤣

  • @lisagibson8361
    @lisagibson8361 6 років тому +27

    Adorable! 😍

  • @tednewcomb1048
    @tednewcomb1048 4 роки тому +5

    Unbeknownst that 6 minutes earlier her sushi lunch cleared the break room just before going "on air"

  • @littleghostfilms3012
    @littleghostfilms3012 4 роки тому +8

    He who smelled it Delta'ed it!

  • @terrmosgmail
    @terrmosgmail 6 років тому +128

    I wonder who is she? Such a beauty...

    • @MrRazorblade999
      @MrRazorblade999 6 років тому

      Google it

    • @juancarlososorio8530
      @juancarlososorio8530 6 років тому +13

      She is my platonic love. Sara Donchey, the anchor news for KPRC channel 2 IN houston TX at 4 pm. I live in houston and I hope one day i can see her.

    • @underwaterbubbles
      @underwaterbubbles 6 років тому +10

      Until she takes off all that make up.

    • @fread51
      @fread51 4 роки тому +5

      @@underwaterbubbles how would you know dipshit

    • @Hypno_BPM
      @Hypno_BPM 4 роки тому +2

      Juan Osorio stalkier vibes

  • @NB-ky5ol
    @NB-ky5ol 3 роки тому +1

    That is a very contagious giggle

  • @kalel311superman9
    @kalel311superman9 4 роки тому +14

    it's so cute how she laughs

  • @rg2027x
    @rg2027x 3 роки тому +4

    Hope she got a raise, or promotion. She deserves it 😃👍

  • @charlesmascari8197
    @charlesmascari8197 6 років тому +68

    Ya can't exactly open a window.

  • @renenadeau8543
    @renenadeau8543 6 років тому +32

    I've said it once and I'll say it again, you can never trust a fart.

  • @MrT_Rex
    @MrT_Rex Рік тому +3

    If she laughs to fart, she's almost perfect

  • @jackpinesavage1628
    @jackpinesavage1628 4 роки тому +33

    And when the plane landed and they opened the exit doors, small birds fell from the sky.

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup Рік тому +1

    Sarah Donchey... now in San Fran. Great sense of humor

  • @n124ac9
    @n124ac9 9 місяців тому

    Over here in San Francisco, her humor has spilled onto the scene in KPIX, but I believe it was better when she aired at 3 and 5 PM than now at 11.

  • @johnbarone8948
    @johnbarone8948 Рік тому +1

    This and the home Depot bathroom report are so hilarious.

  • @blackhorse2947
    @blackhorse2947 Рік тому +3

    If enough people fart in an airplane …….. would it float higher in the sky……….

  • @dukedalington
    @dukedalington 3 роки тому

    Hahaha! Like that dude who grounded a flight from London to Dubai with a crap. Amazing, I'd consider it my crowning achievement.

  • @wesrobert4716
    @wesrobert4716 5 років тому +1

    Dont hold that laugh...it might exit somewhere else😀

  • @KellySmith4145
    @KellySmith4145 3 роки тому +3

    Her laughing is so cute.

  • @YodaMan-420
    @YodaMan-420 3 роки тому +6

    as someone who has personally passed some awful gas. i have thought i needed medical help a few times.

    • @MisterBlue80
      @MisterBlue80 3 роки тому +1

      Good man.👌

    • @ohnoyce
      @ohnoyce 3 роки тому

      I’ve told a few that they should probably see a doctor about that.

  • @n124ac9
    @n124ac9 Рік тому

    That lady is now on KPIX doing the Late News in SF. She recently moved to SF about 21 months ago.

  • @ivyvargas6050
    @ivyvargas6050 3 роки тому +2

    Omg I almost died laughing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @davidyetter5409
    @davidyetter5409 6 місяців тому

    I've evacuated our bedroom when the wife spews toxic clouds.

  • @boywonder5946
    @boywonder5946 4 роки тому +8

    she's so beautiful when she laughs.I love the way she giggles so lovely.

  • @johnnyrotten5507
    @johnnyrotten5507 4 роки тому +16

    I LOVE women with a wacky sense of humour who are so beautiful

  • @donaldnoel4335
    @donaldnoel4335 3 роки тому +1

    I LOVE her!!

  • @raymondrodriguez8859
    @raymondrodriguez8859 3 роки тому +3

    I LOVE THIS WOMAN!!
    When she can laugh at this, then she's a NORMAL WOMAN!!

  • @kevinbraden798
    @kevinbraden798 3 роки тому +1

    "Passengers this is your Captain...We will be performing an unscheduled landing at the closets airport due to a mechanical failure, do not worry we are safe and have everything under control. Thank You" **Co-Pilot: "Captain what's wrong I don't see any problem" **Captain: It's okay Dave, the back galley just called said someone farted, now put the gear down, I think I have to fart to"....

  • @D.A.DreamArt
    @D.A.DreamArt 3 роки тому +1

    She is beautiful & doesn't take herself too seriously! Wow, that is one heck of a woman! :))

  • @bryankautz826
    @bryankautz826 2 роки тому

    Flight "evacuations"!! A little unintended double entendre there!! Maybe take the bean tacos off the in flight meal choice!! But love to see anchors crack up at ridulious stories, she obviously has a fun sense of humor!

  • @patsmith6867
    @patsmith6867 3 роки тому +1

    . . . . That moment when your infected Appendix bubbles over and fills the Aircraft with Nauseating Fumes , but warns the Passengers with a loud HONKING sound .

  • @rotoscopic8757
    @rotoscopic8757 Рік тому +3

    Decades ago There was an actual incident involving a passenger who lit a match out of desperation to cover up their own toxic anal vapors. The smell of smoke forced an emergency landing for fear of fire. Later The gas blasting passenger had a lot of explaining to do.

  • @sqrd3536
    @sqrd3536 Рік тому +1

    I would probably need my inhalers 😂😂😂

  • @MysteriousPerson1447
    @MysteriousPerson1447 Рік тому

    Clarkson give me coffee 🥸🥸
    Oh wait I forgot to tell you this:
    Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • @johnnyv.5142
    @johnnyv.5142 Рік тому +1

    Somebody on that flight was silent but deadly!

  • @Smokeymcpot713
    @Smokeymcpot713 6 років тому +1

    i really hope she didn't lose her job she's fucking great she is basically bonding with the rest of us over a fart shit's hilarious

  • @bendossantos783
    @bendossantos783 3 роки тому +12

    They found that a passenger was wearing a wind breaker.

  • @wiilover07
    @wiilover07 Рік тому

    She's like a little kid lol..😅😆😁

  • @brucec43
    @brucec43 6 років тому +8

    What a looker.

  • @leroyleon4411
    @leroyleon4411 3 роки тому +2

    "Weapon on board, I repeat: Weapon on board!"

  • @chrisvesy7245
    @chrisvesy7245 3 роки тому +3

    Passenger Frank Flatulino was administered two 50mg tablets of Beano and a fresh pair of underwear upon deplaning 💨🤭

  • @CrowT
    @CrowT 10 місяців тому

    Im gonna start calling my farts "mechanical errors" 🥴💨

  • @rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196
    @rodgerwilliamsscambaiting1196 3 роки тому +1

    That’s turbulence they will never forget

  • @oldmanbacala5571
    @oldmanbacala5571 3 роки тому

    That's got to feel good to be the Guy who took a Plane down with one of His Farts.

  • @clean_rene
    @clean_rene 2 роки тому

    Raleigh-Durham...made it on the map...for farts!!

  • @rayteale8883
    @rayteale8883 3 роки тому

    "EVACUATE! EVACUATE! I meant the aircraft, not your guts!!"

  • @richardkallio3868
    @richardkallio3868 3 місяці тому

    I always make a point of eating beans the night before I fly.

  • @rainforme1850
    @rainforme1850 3 роки тому

    Love her laugh. Emergency. Someone farted!!

  • @ericcutrer1467
    @ericcutrer1467 3 роки тому

    When she said evacuation and passed gas she was gone,couldn't do it.

  • @mitchelnorton2692
    @mitchelnorton2692 9 місяців тому +1

    Technically, the evacuation happened before the mechanical error.

  • @chrislj2890
    @chrislj2890 Рік тому

    If only the guy had a whoopee cushion.

  • @vonscharf
    @vonscharf 3 роки тому

    That must of been an award winning gasser !🤣

  • @mattnobrega6621
    @mattnobrega6621 Рік тому

    That plane ride must have been the shit! 😏👍

  • @jeffcon123
    @jeffcon123 3 роки тому +1

    Farts.. across the board.. kinda funny

  • @bubbaho-tep3468
    @bubbaho-tep3468 3 роки тому +1

    Man you know your kung fu is strong, when you make someone need medical attention.

  • @hlaingmimtun3523
    @hlaingmimtun3523 2 роки тому

    Can you imagine yourself being on the news bevause you farted?

  • @mode1charlie170
    @mode1charlie170 3 роки тому

    Her laugh is contagious.....

  • @pamelatilley9199
    @pamelatilley9199 2 роки тому

    Is that the new name for a fart done on an air plane. Mechanical Error. I'm not ever going to be able to fly again.😫😫😫😁😁😁

  • @allaboutNDIRISH
    @allaboutNDIRISH Рік тому +1

    If you clear a plane from a fart, you better claim that shit

  • @TheMcGuireLife
    @TheMcGuireLife Рік тому +1

    Gee wiz!! I was going to say who cut the stinky cheese?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @onefatstratcat
    @onefatstratcat 3 роки тому +1

    Perhaps the pickled eggs with broccoli and beer was not the best choice before I got on the plane?

  • @dualscreengrant
    @dualscreengrant 2 роки тому +3

    The best part is that she's laughing at something that may or may not have been a fart. They didn't confirm whether it was a fart or a mechanical error. But just the possibility that it could have been flatulence is hilarious.

  • @heyheytaytay
    @heyheytaytay 6 років тому +29

    Somebody smoked a bowl before work.

  • @lanecapps4462
    @lanecapps4462 3 роки тому

    Now that's a legendary fart!

  • @MisterBlue80
    @MisterBlue80 3 роки тому +7

    Speaking as a cultured man of obvious wealth and taste..I've been known to Blast some Good Hot Wind myself on occasion .🥦🦐🍸💨💨👌

    • @IrenaDeacon
      @IrenaDeacon 3 роки тому

      I do thoroughly enjoy passing it myself 😎🤣🤣🤣

  • @PaulRubino
    @PaulRubino Рік тому

    That was hysterical!

  • @kanyanenkadimeng9828
    @kanyanenkadimeng9828 3 роки тому

    Very professional LADY

  • @shawnhall1893
    @shawnhall1893 3 роки тому

    She is the best kind of person

  • @alewolf7
    @alewolf7 Рік тому

    She’s adorable 😻

  • @raulc7151
    @raulc7151 3 роки тому

    That's my girl Lauren haha

  • @viffer94
    @viffer94 Рік тому +1

    That would be Sara Donchey losing it on camera? She looks incredibly young here but I would recognize that voice and laugh anywhere.