Some highlights: 17:20 Literal PC crash. 23:20 Weird disco. 23:40 Fluoride stare. 24:50 Cryo-what?! 25:43 Distract the unconscious mannequin. 26:00 Pick lock PTSD. 28:00 The Winner of the Best Soundtrack of the Year. [This is sarcasm.] 33:48 Asmon calls out the obvious next scene. 34:25 Darth Bald. [Aware.] 35:00 "Bro, you just got shot in the leg! How're you walking around?!" 36:33 First Game Over. 38:25 WEEEEEEEEEEEE! 39:42 Good gameplay?! In my Concord?! 40:00 "Dennion these nu- oh shi-" / Slim Lady / Men are not allowed to talk. 42:45 Cliff mechanics and Second [Spoiler]. 45:50 BEST MUSIC IS BACK! 51:27 The only background item that you can actually destroy probably in the whole game. 53:15 "It'll be turned back on pretty soon, don't worry about it." BEST MUSIC confirmed to have been alarm sound all the time. Best plot twist ever. 59:20 Confirmation the screenwriters hate Star Wars fans and lore.
34:42 Phat Maul 46:31 Double Takedown 53:29 More PTSD 1:08:20 “Is it Over???” 😅 1:29:32 CAUGHT 1:41:12 “What’s in the BOX!!??!” 1:55:24 😂 The Boss is Down 1:56:32 AI shenanigans 😅
TL:DR for the people who wants his opinion overall : The game is shit, it has everything that he dislike in a game, this game made him depressed and disgusted playing it and uninstalled the game in the end. Edit : It did changed his life, but not in a good way.
@@patrickboian8545 I am at 48 minutes in and he has not bitched a single time. you are missing out. There are moments where I legitimately laughed out loud lol. That police officer doing the twist was just the beginning
@@hmp01 a lot of questions about it. can't agree at all with your point and do not see it. If there was a good game like Mass Effect, Dead Space or Dragon Age, they always managed to make them worse from title to title.
honestly other than corporate greed affecting the games (battlefront 1 having very few maps without season pass, bf2's star cards fiasco, Jedi Survivor's poor optimization due to rushed launch), the games themselves were amazing. Battlefront 2 after all the microtransactions removed was an incredible game that got several good updates, but was later left unbalanced and DICE moved on to shit the bed with BF2042.
@@GARCIIIAmonster again, they trash their games with monetization and psychological manipulation but the developers in EA are doing an amazing job. People always blame the shareholders and they are right when they talk about EA, because its not the developers, but when you look at the game like this, I do think its developers. And I think developers should take more blame when they make a lame game
@kostasspirou1010 give up, people here dont know how it review sites work for years. they still think every game is tested by the same person. if they would look into the reviewer what games they tested they would know that the Star wars guy prob reviews RPGs/ubisoft or star wars titles & not RTS games
The character you play is supposed to be a badass thief that "fought a life for herself". Yet, every piece of dialogue from her has her stuttering and acting confused, completely unsure of herself. Absolute mess.
@@AgentLemmon so you compare this character with jar jar binks and C-3PO? Bro she is suppose to be like this awesome outlaw brimming off confidence like Han Solo but yet, she sounds like a uwu girl. Stop fanboying shit like this, I love Star Wars but this ain’t it.
@@Badger17805 i jsut watched like an hour and my personal favourite line was this: soo where are u from? coming from an outlaw to another outlaw... i was like what?? i thought she was a badass and somehow she sounded soo incredibly insecure saying that and just her entire demeanor looked to as she thought she was way outta her depth and didnt even try to fake it to look like some incredibly badass.. she shoulda have kept her mouth shut and not talked it woulda of helped her alot more to pass of as a "badass"
14 year olds don't groom 10 year olds. Plus He didnt see her again till he was 19 and she was 23 almost 24. This age difference is not much of one so quit using it as some sort of dis.
Ubisoft is so fucking incredible this year. Release an outdated, money sinking development pirate game. Release a mid level cod killer. Release an old far cry and uncharted remix star war open world game but mechanic is really bad. (Who know how did they mess up Avatar game release as well） And then we get woke with racism ninja assassin creed. Ubisoft is truely incredible at surviving all these fuckups as a large game company.
farcry doesnt deserve to be compared to this shit. its like the last big franchise they have thats not complete garbage though it has been declining a bit with 6
Also insist that players should get comfortable not owning games and justify your insane prices by saying you're the only one making quadruple A games while forcing people to go through your busted proprietary launcher and service platform to even play your slop.
Gotta love this level design: 24:00 There's a guy blocking a corridor, so the alternative route to bypass him is... to literally just take another corridor right next to him. 48:10 There's some energy field blocking your way, so the solution to that problem is... to literally go to the only other room right next to the energy field and pull a lever. Do these even count as obstacles, if they are this easy to circumvent? I've been playing Deus Ex Human Revolution and Mankind Divided recently, it's crazy how much better that level design is and how many different ways there are to enter a place (even just a small shop that isn't story-relevant). You always have two very different ways of getting through a level. Usually you can just go through the front door (sneaky or guns blazing), you can crawl in through an air-vent or some such and oftentimes, there's even another way to enter, maybe through a backdoor. Your path is often blocked by doors locked with keypads, so you can hack those, use a multitool or look for the codes. Surely, this Star Wars game is much more linear in the way how the levels are meant to be designed, but the two examples I cited above are so incredibly boring. The "solution" to these "obstacles" are really unsatisfying and it's almost a waste of time.
The show did have some good stuff in it, but the pacing sucked. I feel like if they condensed it into 4-6 episodes and got rid of the fluff it would have been a lot better. Now as for this game, I will likely watch the story and thats it.
3:00:00 game artist here, typically with these landscapes you put in a lot of work beforehand so you can make a tool that can generate those landscapes quickly. That way it looks like its done within 5 mins when you see it in a demo, but they dont show all the work that went into preparing for the 5 mins :)
If someone told me back in 2012 that Ubisoft was going to make a Star Wars open world game, focused on smugglers, with the criminal faction created by Darth Maul, and that would be shitty, I wouldn't believe it. And if someone told me at the same time that in the same year a sequel to Space Marine would come out, and I would be dying to play it, a lot more than Star Wars, I would think it had to be a joke.
@via_negativa6183 I used to be a huge fan of the Star Wars expanded universe, but for a while, I was feeling like they just took the war part away from Star Wars, due to how the franchise have been handled recently. During the pandemic, I decided I had plenty of time, so I started to read the 40k books. I'm 30+ books in and haven't regretted for a second. It is everything I wanted from Star Wars and more
@@ohmygodbecky6829 I think DEI isn't even the problem. Quite a few games have it and don't fail as spectacularly as games like Concord, Dustborn, or get as criticized as Outlaws. Baldur's Gate 3 is a great example, the game is good, so nobody cares about it. Several studios use DEI as a shield. They put out a garbage product, slap some diversity, and when someone says their game is trash they justify as coming from the culture wars. Cyberpunk is also another good example, you can make straight up a trans character, several significant characters are not white, and there are a lot of LGBT people in the game. It came out broken, people criticized it. They fixed it, everybody loves it. No one even mentions the DEI, because the gameplay and story are good. In short, they can just make a good game. It's that simple.
Just skip every single Ubisoft games. Same bullshit, same mechanics, same physics, same bugs… They failed Watchdogs (with Legion). They failed Assassin’s Creed (Black Flag was the latest success). They failed Star Wars.
I agree but you can’t say that assassins creed origins was not a great game . From the mechanics the buildings the open world the story and the graphics is still amazing for a 2017 game
A completely incompetent thief, was even bad at it as a kid, somehow still alive as an adult, knocking everyone out with her iron fists, bad at even stealing and has to get her pet to do it, completely blows a job and gets her friend shot, fails her way to an even bigger job, only to fail that as well. Great character I get to play as. I really actually wanted this game to be good.
I feel like Sony and Ubisoft don't understand how rockstar made that dichotomy work so well in RDR2, it's like 95+% of AAA developers lost grasp on what makes great characters great.
Thats when women are involved in gaming development. I have a feeling that if women are comming in the dev studios the games just get bad. I dont want to say that but its just the truth. If you look at some AAA studios mostly women are there now but why the hell? To fill a lack of women in dev studios? It seems that men are unwanted there unless ur gay. I think all this stuff has to do with the dismissals you heard from in lots of development studios. Women dont make games better, but it seems that they think like that.
So, the protagonist has Aloy syndrom, is constatly unsure of her actions, has almost no real confidence in herself and a wanna be "outlaw". What is this crap?
@@jaybee8862 Look at the group of developers. Was destined to be trash every game that team has made is trash. Bugs and crashes but a bunch of lgbtq political propaganda. They are not game developers. They are activists
It’s because they are afraid to give anything lower than a u to a game that is w0k3 and pushing corporate ideologies. Like you’ll never see a game or movie that’s very w0k3 get a low rating. But you’ll see a fantastic game that’s the opposite of w0k3 get a decent rating. This is why they are meaningless today. Giving dustborn, concord and outlaws a 7 each is just proof wok3 games don’t get anything lower. Also, yes, outlaws has woke infection too. All you have to do is look at her face.
@@Allan_Stonebro, if Sweet Baby Inc is paid a few millions to say that "oh this one must be lgbt", then IGN is receiving a few big bucks by giving the first review a 7.
For those wondering about the open world, this is the only part you need to see: 2:50:34 When I saw the intro cinematic I was like: "well, ok, let's take a look" After few minutes watching gameplay I was like: "Eww, brother, eww"
Just to add, I personally didn't expect anything from this game at all, on the contrary, I assumed it would turn out similarly. So I'm not pissed like Asmon, but I totally get it. I remember when Star Wars was good. KotOR was a masterpiece (and this was in 2003), there was variability, good world/level design, well written characters. Even though it had turn-based fights, they were a lot more interactive and tactical. So the gameplay was really nutritious. I don't know why today gamers are willing to eat shit like this, but well, it is what it is.
For anyone that has seen the rest of the game, is there any reason that Sliro does that in the intro? I don't see what other people see in it. Is he just clearing those guys from Canto Bight? Why do they allow themselves to die that way? Does it just exist to introduce the factions to the audience? Does it set up a conflict? Is there any reason that all of them would not retaliate? Obviously they'd all have contacts and people would be aware of who they are meeting with. The place that Kay robs, you can visit the room where it happens, none of it is well protected. He's already made enemies of the rebels too. He seems completely out of his depth and entirely non threatening. That scene very probably deserves criticism but I don't know enough about the state of the world to know how much.
@@josiahkeroff9965hm let’s see. Incomplete/Missing features (you can’t kill an animal, but you can stun and pet it. You can’t steal from the civilians, but you can steal from cops) deliberately left out to virtue signal. Character design is genuinely a sore to see. Enemy AI is so bad they get defeated by a tall grass. A game that focuses on stealth gameplay providing minimal stealth mechanics. All that under the context that this game costs $70-130. Be a critic, not a hater. Wukong is several times better in their own craft than this has, yet it only scored one point higher by these “critics”. People aren’t being haters when they say this game genuinely don’t deserve a 7/10.
If anyone was wondering why the music was such a jam or why it sounded familiar, it's made by Cody Matthew Johnson, one of the composers for Devil May Cry 5, Resident Evil 2 and Trek to Yomi
"If my mom gave me this game and it was the only game, would you play the game"... You just described the perfect way to get kids to go out and touch grass.
I had the same thought. And he just tried to brain her and steal the ship. Obvious thing to do is side with him over the guys coming for him, then trust him with the ship and walk away. Projects need a focus. KOTOR had story with a game built around it. Dark Forces was a game with a story built around it. This has neither. And DF1 rebuilt as a modern stealth shooter would have appeal. But nope. Cant have nice things.
After successfully hijacking a ship without needing to open the door or bypass a single safeguard to do so, even though the ship is 'special' and has a warp drive. I totally did not feel the hand of the writer clumsily brute-forcing what they wanted without working for it. 👍
I thought it was an enemy that bugged out being killed and thought it was just looping. Took me way to long to realize it was an alarm and then, that's how you know their own team didn't spend time playing it. Worst alarm sound in the history of alarms
I'm more confused how they thought a girly hammer swing with the soft and meaty part of her hand was a good animation to knock someone out from behind.
They made a stealth game with no stealth mechanics. They made a rogue outlaw game where you cant do anything an outlaw bad guy would do. They took the A.I from AC 1 and turned it down to negative 1. They need to sort there shit out, what a joke ubisoft have become.
That was EA being their usual Stupid self. They have ruined so many games and studios its nauseating. Andrew Wilson has never been held to account for his mistakes. Never.
It was looking like such an awesome game too 😢. Star Wars Battlefront 3 was looking pretty awesome too, the one thing that leaked from that development before it got cancelled was a bunch of clones blowing a hole in a Pipe and then coming out of it to flank a bunch of droids, one clone had the big Minigun. (years and years ago, long before Dice picked it up)
@@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2ncNope. That was 100% a 'Bob Iger' company decision; Literally the first month of owning Lucasfilm/LucasArts/Industrial Lights & Magic, well before EA deal - the ink was not even dry on the sale when the decision was made that Disney was out of the Video Game business. ...a far cry from Disney Renaissance: 'we want to be the best, to innovate and lead in every entertainment segment' before Video Games found their stride.
I was prepared to buy a starforge PC, but then i saw outlaws was bundled free with the PC. I will wait until that bundle with outlaws goes away before i buy the PC i wanted.
i could tell from the first line that the dialog was gonna be crap "Each of you, represents some of the most powerful criminal organizations in the galaxy" couldn't be more "on the nose" than that.
I noticed that too! It's such a dumb thing to have a character say, like who thinks crime bosses actually speak that way!? Criminal organizations don't call themselves "criminal organizations", like WTF??!
It's just lazily done exposition, it's usually a sign of bad writing. "As you know, you are representatives of the most powerful criminal organizations". Ofc they know that, but since the audience doesn't, they had to convey that information, it's just that they are shit at their job and they chose the worst and the laziest way to do so.
"An opportunity to make millions..." Millions of what? Dollars? What year is this? What planet is this? Millions of "credits". Wtf is he talking about? "Oh, we are gonna make millions..." Is that a lot? Or a little? Wtf knows. What are we even talking about.
thats in fact very very little, basically half a dozen old junk ships can be worth a million credits, any respectable syndicate can field their own army and fleet and encompass many planets and trade lanes but thats before they gutted the expanded universe 😂
Remember when you hide in Metal Gear Solid 2, they checked underneath the tables too and sometimes when they don't, they act like they are clueless only to throw a grenade underneath, so you get blasted unprepared? And the guards didn't screamed around every second to just annoy the kiving shit out of you? And that came out in 2001? I do. That was a huge standard in 2001. Star Wars Outlaw, 2024, has so much more money, a huge IP behind it... But whatever the budget and scale is, if passion and creativity is not in the mix, it might be a turd with glitter, but it will still be a turd.
The intro cinematic had potential, only for the villain to act in the most brain dead and predictable manner possible. The smart thing to do would have been to poison the one sending a spy to his meeting. Those people he killed are heads of crime families, they must have failsafes. Moreover, he just lost all credibility with the top honchos in the underworld the moment this gets out. This isn't a "tough guy" action, this is an unaliving guarantee.
It shows ignorance of how crime organizations work. You take the number 1 and the number 2 takes over.Take out the number 2 the number 3 takes over like the Siniloa Cartel recently. The FBI has taken out the leader his son and the guy who had taken when the leader was taken out and the cartel continues. The cartels labs aren't shut down. The other cartels haven't taken over those places. Siniloa still runs their labs and the other organizations haven't taken them away. This guy who killed the leaders just made himself a target but in no way could take their operations. That's unrealistic.
Its suppose to show how ruthless he is. He didn't know which one of them was sending the spy; though he may have either guessed or know it was a rebel. Then that means he was looking for which group was working with the rebels, and this was to send a message. But all he did was kill some envoys. Which wouldn't lead to submission but retribution and less willingness to negotiate with him from now on. What they should have done is, have him set up a Coalition where he is divvying up territory and rackets to the various syndicates. Who have no choice but to comply. To showcase the power and influence of Zerek Besh has over the underworld. Then, the reason the other organizations work with Kay is because her humiliating him makes him look weak and want her to continue. So they can get out from under his thumb. As long as they don't hate her.
I found the game picked up once you start upgrading your skills, and it opened up to the multiple planets. I found you can kill animals early, but you have to use your blaster NOT on stun mode.
every one? hardly. this they/them’s strong and brave and independent, and they/them might or might not be physically attractive but i have no idea because i do not know how to rate a they/them’s looks, nor would i even if i could because noticing a they/them’s appearance is a misogynistic patriarchal way of thinking like a colonizer and racism is bad, ok? did i do it right?
Honestly I get it. It’s not just this game but the amalgamation of constant shitty low effort battle pass slop cash grabs. So many games just suck and are huge let downs. Something like this could have beeen so good, but they slopped out a stealth mini game with no soul. It’s just depressing being a gamer these days. No innovation or fun to be had for 99% of shit pushed out these days.
That opening scene with the gangsters has to be some of the truly worst writing I've seen in a long time. Every, single, sentence in it is an info dump. Every piece of dialogue is a case of telling rather than showing. I'd say they got their writers from Fanfiction Net but that place actually has some decent Star Wars writers there. Disney and Ubisoft really are scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this one.
That's my issue with all the writing in these games. They write like they THINK people talk like or something. Not to mention that the opening cutscene had awful screen tearing throughout.
really? I watched that and thought this is better than the usual slop at least. Its something like the first 8 lines are exposition. Which is pretty bad. But a certain amount is necessary because I don't know who any of them are at all or why they're there. Only exception was the Hutt name. Plus its not like the exposition was totally explicit. He was trying to draw them in because he likes the attention it seems. Exposition stops when we get a glimpse of conflict between the Hutts and and the blue faced tribe dude. It visually shows us the big boss getting frustrated to be interrupted even for a moment in his tangent. +more characterisation So he kicks off with a metaphor and tries to get the control back. Then the hutt makes a joke. He fixes on that guy. But then he reveals the truth of his metaphor and has all three shot, which is unexpected. I'm an amateur writer still but I didn't think it was that bad. A more interesting approach might have been to spare one of them. Rather than rush to begin the game, that way we can see how he forces the survivor down into obedience. Why he spares them would be important context and characterisation. I think the only real weakness is that the scene just goes= Ok here's bad guy and this is how bad and hungry he is. Doesn't set anything else up.
u mean that cutscene with the "bad guy" being such a smart one that he just started a war with every single criminal syndicate in the galaxy?? yea that was peak writing and told me that all the writers dont know shitt about star wars or the criminal empires i mean what kinda of a fucking idiot starts a war with every criminal syndicate in the galaxy? cant say im surprised considering hiring practices these days
@BlueFire015 I mean, is that literally not what the Jedi did? Are you seriously complaining that there's too much war in Star Wars? There's stuff to go after in this game, that ain't it chief.
"You've got no crew, and you keep going it alone." "I'm broke and I live in an attic." This is like "I let them stay for free and don't even charge them rent" from Disney's Wish.
I absolutely loved how you just lucked through all the easier locks, so when you finally reached one that was more challenging the game legit thinks you've been trained up enough by then to be able to do it. But you'd been clear throughout, you didn't know what you were doing.
I mean honestly. No politics involved. We already have Star Wars Jedi, two of those games. This is that, but with a female lead, and she doesn't, they tried to copy the formula too much like copying homework.
I can never take Star Wars "seriously" even if they try to make this game story "Gritty crime drama set in space" tone, especially with an Alien with a Slavic accent
If there’s anything I’m sad about regarding this game, it’s that I personally wanted to see a game like this, but it sadly had to be made and written at a time where DEI is the hot and trendy thing these days.
@@theremix54 False. Star Wars used to have some of the best games on the market. Star Wars Battlefront, Rogue Squadron, Empire at War, Jedi Academy, etc. Modern, woke losers have taken it into the gutter though. You are correct - it does suck now. However, it did not used to suck.
"We knew it [fun] was an ad hoc definition and it was the degrees to which the game recognizes and responded to the player's choices and actions" "If I go up to a wall and shoot it, to me it feels like the wall is ignoring me. I'm getting a narcissistic injury when the world is ignoring me" "You have to have this sense of the game acknowledging and responding to the choices and actions and progressions that you've made otherwise it loses any sort of impact" - Gabe Newell on an important design philosophy used during the development of Half Life (1998). That game was made was *26 years* ago. And in all aspects of gameplay, it is leagues ahead of Star Wars Outlaws.
I know these are not comparable to most games 15 plus years ago as far as fidelity, size, scope. Fixing all kinds of issues after launch is maddening. Just releasing something as done should be the standard we should demand, as it was before. It should be like when govts would send ships to the new world, they'd burn them so everyone aboard knew they had to produce for survival. If they knew there was an easy out, you get diminishing returns. Spending 100 mil on a game and getting something released like this totally proves that concept.
It's true, it's because the devs truly don't care about games anymore theirs no passion behind anything and that's why indie games are popping off cause you can feel the passion they put into their games. This has happened though because gaming is such a massive money maker, I've heard its bigger than movies and music not sure how true that is but if its even close to being true then these companies/people with agendas to push are obviously gonna get into the market because they want to be where the most eyes are.
Jesus why can't SW move beyond Empire vs Rebels? They can't do a fucking thing that doesn't tie into those events. Bioware were the only ones they ever allowed to do something else.
Damn, the ending was quite sad. To see Asmon so devastated, mustve been something, but deep down I think many of us feel same way with modern games. Its just so tiring.
I cannot think of anything less interesting than this. This dead IP, another strong woman lead, another 3rd person generic shooter. I think I'd rather go to work than play this, and I hate my fucking job.
@@kassi420 A 7/10 is supposed to mean it's a good game with flaws, but worth playing. Sometimes it even means it's an amazing game with a shit story or bad graphics.
I’ve actually played the game? It’s 7:10. There’s a lot to do in the world, riding the speeder is fun with some upgrades, and the graphics on the PS5 look great. All games have bugs (and have since I started playing them in the DOS era). This isn’t Starfield or Cyberpunk (which crashed during the end credits for me).
i am sorry but that opening scene is total bs... so you go in person to a meeting with your rivals with zero guards? you sure they are the heads of some of the galaxy's most dangerous criminal orgs around?
Also, Killing them wouldn't have done anything... It would just make power vacuums that the "Next in line" below the Syndicate bosses would fill... and then they'd probably unite against the common enemy aka the guy that killed the previous leaders...
I was wondering abut it too. Why would the main boss of some criminal organization went personally to every shady meeting and not send some representative?
Some highlights:
17:20 Literal PC crash.
23:20 Weird disco.
23:40 Fluoride stare.
24:50 Cryo-what?!
25:43 Distract the unconscious mannequin.
26:00 Pick lock PTSD.
28:00 The Winner of the Best Soundtrack of the Year. [This is sarcasm.]
33:48 Asmon calls out the obvious next scene.
34:25 Darth Bald. [Aware.]
35:00 "Bro, you just got shot in the leg! How're you walking around?!"
36:33 First Game Over.
38:25 WEEEEEEEEEEEE!
39:42 Good gameplay?! In my Concord?!
40:00 "Dennion these nu- oh shi-" / Slim Lady / Men are not allowed to talk.
42:45 Cliff mechanics and Second [Spoiler].
45:50 BEST MUSIC IS BACK!
51:27 The only background item that you can actually destroy probably in the whole game.
53:15 "It'll be turned back on pretty soon, don't worry about it." BEST MUSIC confirmed to have been alarm sound all the time. Best plot twist ever.
59:20 Confirmation the screenwriters hate Star Wars fans and lore.
34:42 Phat Maul
46:31 Double Takedown
53:29 More PTSD
1:08:20 “Is it Over???” 😅
1:29:32 CAUGHT
1:41:12 “What’s in the BOX!!??!”
1:55:24 😂 The Boss is Down
1:56:32 AI shenanigans 😅
The alarm that sounds like a guy yelling AAAHHHH had me crying 😂
Man, I vote you for president.
@@Pelle12345 never watched star wars? That's literally the alarm sound from the movie, but here it's a problem because Ubisoft added it in or what
@@damara2268 It's 2024, they could have created something better than that abomination.
This game is so good that Wukong was only ranked one point higher than it by IGN. A very credible source in the gaming media world.
🤣🤣🤣
To be honest, this era is a joke, movies, games even sports are all not so credible, they only focus on money
That’s quite an incredible mention you had there 😂
You're right, Wukong should have got a 7. this should have got a 6
with enough $$$ - it could be a perfect 11 out of 10. 🤣 if you question about anything, just think $$$ - then it will become clear.
honest review starts at 2:45:35
Lol
Should have pay Asmon to not play the gaem 😂😂😂
You know what we came for
thanks thats exactly what i came here looking for, the game is so unfun to watch and probably playing it is the same
thanks
Anakin skywalker did NOT lose all four limbs for this 💀
Let’s not exhume the deceased. But grant his force might not like this.
He was getting angry tho now I see why💀
I don’t know anything about Star Wars so please tell me he survived and went on to be called ‘Anakin Groundslither’
right? I miss old school Star Wars so much
@@MattDamon69 no but he killed a bunch of kids or something idk
The fact that you play as outlaw and cant really commit crime against regular NPCs is hilarious
Perhaps they didnt want you to massacre Mos Eisley. They did not want Star Wars GTA
Yet if you pitched the idea to any Star Wars fan of "Star Wars GTA" they would throw their money at you. Well, maybe 5-10 years ago they would have.
You dont want to traumatize anyone with virtual violence in a video game...
@@kaygeehimself9027 don't make a game about villains if they can't act like villains
Oh no, we don't want it to be too out of the law.
A 80% stealth game WITHOUT cover and proper stealth mechanics. Well done Ubislop!
Stealth Game = Metal Gear Solid. This is a Joke game. But 100 times better than Dustborn I supposed, so it has that going for it which is nice.
@@chosk80 true, it is better than Dustborn, but this games price tag though.
dude i said this too, its a stealth game that doesn't know its a stealth game
@@chosk80 dustborn isn't $130
@@chosk80better than dustborn if you pirate it
TL:DR for the people who wants his opinion overall : The game is shit, it has everything that he dislike in a game, this game made him depressed and disgusted playing it and uninstalled the game in the end.
Edit : It did changed his life, but not in a good way.
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Thank you Id rather not watch 3 hours of bitching. Appreciate it.
thanks
@@patrickboian8545 I am at 48 minutes in and he has not bitched a single time.
you are missing out. There are moments where I legitimately laughed out loud lol. That police officer doing the twist was just the beginning
Got to love how Disney found the only publisher worse than EA to handle to starwars licence
all star wars games from EA were not bad. if you don't count the scandal with battlefront 2 on release
we can hate on EA all we want, they are the devils, but for me, they make quality games, they have talented developers, no question about it
@@hmp01 a lot of questions about it. can't agree at all with your point and do not see it. If there was a good game like Mass Effect, Dead Space or Dragon Age, they always managed to make them worse from title to title.
honestly other than corporate greed affecting the games (battlefront 1 having very few maps without season pass, bf2's star cards fiasco, Jedi Survivor's poor optimization due to rushed launch), the games themselves were amazing.
Battlefront 2 after all the microtransactions removed was an incredible game that got several good updates, but was later left unbalanced and DICE moved on to shit the bed with BF2042.
@@GARCIIIAmonster again, they trash their games with monetization and psychological manipulation but the developers in EA are doing an amazing job. People always blame the shareholders and they are right when they talk about EA, because its not the developers, but when you look at the game like this, I do think its developers. And I think developers should take more blame when they make a lame game
I am not aware of star wars universe, but good to know bushes and animals are bullet proof
Yes, little-known fact. You'd think it would have been abused more by the rebels.
The fact that IGN gave concord and outlaws both 7 while wukong has 8 is hella funny
And they gave the same 7 score to Stellar Blade. STELLAR BLADE!
If wukong had a pride flag in the picture with the developers and they had a Trans ceo it would have been 10/10
@kostasspirou1010 give up, people here dont know how it review sites work for years. they still think every game is tested by the same person. if they would look into the reviewer what games they tested they would know that the Star wars guy prob reviews RPGs/ubisoft or star wars titles & not RTS games
I know, both games are under 7.
@@Vss077it does not matter who reviews. It matters who is editor in chief.
The character you play is supposed to be a badass thief that "fought a life for herself". Yet, every piece of dialogue from her has her stuttering and acting confused, completely unsure of herself. Absolute mess.
Yeah I noticed that too. So much "umm... yeah.... uh.... its....." annoying ass dialogue
Talks just like the Silicon Valley lgbtq independent woman that developed the game. Not a Star Wars character
@@Beezkneez187 Yeah, because c3po doesn't exist in Star War, jar jar binks anyone?. Make a valid argument next time will ya
@@AgentLemmon so you compare this character with jar jar binks and C-3PO? Bro she is suppose to be like this awesome outlaw brimming off confidence like Han Solo but yet, she sounds like a uwu girl. Stop fanboying shit like this, I love Star Wars but this ain’t it.
@@Badger17805 i jsut watched like an hour and my personal favourite line was this: soo where are u from? coming from an outlaw to another outlaw... i was like what?? i thought she was a badass and somehow she sounded soo incredibly insecure saying that and just her entire demeanor looked to as she thought she was way outta her depth and didnt even try to fake it to look like some incredibly badass.. she shoulda have kept her mouth shut and not talked it woulda of helped her alot more to pass of as a "badass"
He sacrificed almost 3 hours for us, what a legend.
He's making bank from it lol parasocials think he really gives a shit about y'all 😂
Comprehending skills is something you still have yet to aquire
Best voice actor award goes to the man who voice acted the alarm
Padme did not groom Anakin for this bullshit to happen 20 years later, who tf
LMAO
Padme is like 3 years older than Anakin bro
😂😂😂😂 never thought of it that way
@@ThwipThwipBoom 5 years older.
14 year olds don't groom 10 year olds. Plus He didnt see her again till he was 19 and she was 23 almost 24. This age difference is not much of one so quit using it as some sort of dis.
Ubisoft is so fucking incredible this year. Release an outdated, money sinking development pirate game. Release a mid level cod killer. Release an old far cry and uncharted remix star war open world game but mechanic is really bad. (Who know how did they mess up Avatar game release as well） And then we get woke with racism ninja assassin creed. Ubisoft is truely incredible at surviving all these fuckups as a large game company.
This company deserves to be bankrupt.
Surprised people still trust Ubisoft. I stopped trusting them whenever they faked gameplay trailer for watchdogs at e3
To be fair though, prince of Persia was surprisingly fun and well made, let the devs of that game run the company plz
farcry doesnt deserve to be compared to this shit. its like the last big franchise they have thats not complete garbage though it has been declining a bit with 6
Also insist that players should get comfortable not owning games and justify your insane prices by saying you're the only one making quadruple A games while forcing people to go through your busted proprietary launcher and service platform to even play your slop.
Her face is uncanny valley territory for me. Such a bizarre artistic choice
it's intentional too. have you seen the model for her? she's very pretty. they intentionally uglified her.
@@arizona_anime_fan I don't think they did, I think they're just bad at modeling
@@Yu__Narukamithere is an agenda behind uglification of women which I cant write or this comment will be removed automatically by youtube
@@Yu__Narukami
This is the same ubisoft from AC Unity. Have you seen face models for that game?
@@Yu__Narukami They straight up made her the Crimson Chin
Gotta love this level design:
24:00 There's a guy blocking a corridor, so the alternative route to bypass him is... to literally just take another corridor right next to him.
48:10 There's some energy field blocking your way, so the solution to that problem is... to literally go to the only other room right next to the energy field and pull a lever.
Do these even count as obstacles, if they are this easy to circumvent?
I've been playing Deus Ex Human Revolution and Mankind Divided recently, it's crazy how much better that level design is and how many different ways there are to enter a place (even just a small shop that isn't story-relevant).
You always have two very different ways of getting through a level. Usually you can just go through the front door (sneaky or guns blazing), you can crawl in through an air-vent or some such and oftentimes, there's even another way to enter, maybe through a backdoor. Your path is often blocked by doors locked with keypads, so you can hack those, use a multitool or look for the codes.
Surely, this Star Wars game is much more linear in the way how the levels are meant to be designed, but the two examples I cited above are so incredibly boring. The "solution" to these "obstacles" are really unsatisfying and it's almost a waste of time.
Looks as good as The Acolyte show.
and that's saying a lot
Oof
the show was good btw
The show did have some good stuff in it, but the pacing sucked. I feel like if they condensed it into 4-6 episodes and got rid of the fluff it would have been a lot better. Now as for this game, I will likely watch the story and thats it.
@@adiuvianah, it really wasnt
Stellar blade and this game were ranked the same…by ign.
Stellar Blade’s story fucking sucked lmao
@Mrbluefire95 it was a good game tho....
@@aaronclay4665 If you like a good story no.
Stellar blade was trash😊
Stellar blade has good graphics, but the story is terrible...
I don't even want to pirate this... Watching Asmon playing is enough
watching a 50 yo bald guy playing so bad at this game is enough ? :|
@@alexlul2930anything is beyond enough than paying for this shit
Game is trash anyway so yeah@@alexlul2930
@@alexlul2930Why do you focus on Asmon?
If you focused on the game, you would know
nah u hating too much
3:00:00 game artist here, typically with these landscapes you put in a lot of work beforehand so you can make a tool that can generate those landscapes quickly. That way it looks like its done within 5 mins when you see it in a demo, but they dont show all the work that went into preparing for the 5 mins :)
Her character model does not even get wet when you jump in water lol. That mechanic has been in games for so so many years now.
It’s been in games for decades, not just years lol
"Its" character model.
Witcher 3 characters look cool when it's raining outside
@@johnnyflannigan136 witcher 3 is the goat of all games for me. I've put in nearly 1,000 hours into the game.... it really is a one in a million game.
It's even on AC Black Flag. A decade old Ubisoft game. Surely the first ever quadruple A studio can do better than this?
If someone told me back in 2012 that Ubisoft was going to make a Star Wars open world game, focused on smugglers, with the criminal faction created by Darth Maul, and that would be shitty, I wouldn't believe it. And if someone told me at the same time that in the same year a sequel to Space Marine would come out, and I would be dying to play it, a lot more than Star Wars, I would think it had to be a joke.
Warhammer is 100x more badass than starwars problem is the games haven't lived up to the IP so far
@via_negativa6183 I used to be a huge fan of the Star Wars expanded universe, but for a while, I was feeling like they just took the war part away from Star Wars, due to how the franchise have been handled recently.
During the pandemic, I decided I had plenty of time, so I started to read the 40k books. I'm 30+ books in and haven't regretted for a second. It is everything I wanted from Star Wars and more
If a non DEI team that loves their audience and the source material got help from the team that made warframe, THAT would be a star wars game
@@chiuvittm 12 years there you know?
@@ohmygodbecky6829 I think DEI isn't even the problem. Quite a few games have it and don't fail as spectacularly as games like Concord, Dustborn, or get as criticized as Outlaws.
Baldur's Gate 3 is a great example, the game is good, so nobody cares about it. Several studios use DEI as a shield. They put out a garbage product, slap some diversity, and when someone says their game is trash they justify as coming from the culture wars.
Cyberpunk is also another good example, you can make straight up a trans character, several significant characters are not white, and there are a lot of LGBT people in the game. It came out broken, people criticized it. They fixed it, everybody loves it. No one even mentions the DEI, because the gameplay and story are good.
In short, they can just make a good game. It's that simple.
Just skip every single Ubisoft games.
Same bullshit, same mechanics, same physics, same bugs…
They failed Watchdogs (with Legion). They failed Assassin’s Creed (Black Flag was the latest success). They failed Star Wars.
Yeah, their game making skills already degrading years ago. But instead of trying to fix it, they try to appeal for non-gamers
I liked the Scott pilgrim game
I agree but you can’t say that assassins creed origins was not a great game . From the mechanics the buildings the open world the story and the graphics is still amazing for a 2017 game
You forgot FarCry as well
Can't kill animals, steal bikes or steal from citizens, really Griity Ubisoft.
But eyy, let’s but "Outlaws" in the title
A completely incompetent thief, was even bad at it as a kid, somehow still alive as an adult, knocking everyone out with her iron fists, bad at even stealing and has to get her pet to do it, completely blows a job and gets her friend shot, fails her way to an even bigger job, only to fail that as well. Great character I get to play as. I really actually wanted this game to be good.
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Reminds me of a certain politician aiming for President.
@@4lackofbetter do you mean all of them ?
hey- atleast shes not a mary sue
@@1x93cm That would have been an improvement seeing as that works great for video games.
It's 2024, "outlaw" games are about love and friendship, you can't do anything "bad".
But don't worry you can steal from the cops 😂
I feel like Sony and Ubisoft don't understand how rockstar made that dichotomy work so well in RDR2, it's like 95+% of AAA developers lost grasp on what makes great characters great.
Thats when women are involved in gaming development. I have a feeling that if women are comming in the dev studios the games just get bad. I dont want to say that but its just the truth. If you look at some AAA studios mostly women are there now but why the hell? To fill a lack of women in dev studios? It seems that men are unwanted there unless ur gay. I think all this stuff has to do with the dismissals you heard from in lots of development studios. Women dont make games better, but it seems that they think like that.
You dont het it either was han solo bad ? No but so many liked his character
Just look at Palestine - taking civilian hostages is a war crime, after all ...
So, the protagonist has Aloy syndrom, is constatly unsure of her actions, has almost no real confidence in herself and a wanna be "outlaw". What is this crap?
"Is it better then Starfield?... No"
Literally all I need to know. Review over.
Jfc rlly? Not better than Starfield?
That is a VERY low bar too...
😢
@@jaybee8862 Well, in starfield you can do your own stuff. And the all types of combat in starfield are lightyears better.
@@jaybee8862 Look at the group of developers. Was destined to be trash every game that team has made is trash. Bugs and crashes but a bunch of lgbtq political propaganda.
They are not game developers. They are activists
For me it's better than starfield. Starfield is boring at least i have fun with outlaws
Yeah its bad but I thought it couldn't get any worse than what it is, right? But watching Asmon play Outlaws proved me wrong. 😂
This game is typical Star Wars Mary sue. She sucks at everything yet is perfect at doing everything. Lol don't buy this shit.
If Dustborn is 7, this game is definite 7.
If Wukong is 8, this game is about 3-4.
I don't think you'd give it a 3 if you were paid hundreds of thousands
If it has a team of all lgbtq people. Automatically a 10/10 that’s the new rules
It’s because they are afraid to give anything lower than a u to a game that is w0k3 and pushing corporate ideologies. Like you’ll never see a game or movie that’s very w0k3 get a low rating. But you’ll see a fantastic game that’s the opposite of w0k3 get a decent rating. This is why they are meaningless today. Giving dustborn, concord and outlaws a 7 each is just proof wok3 games don’t get anything lower. Also, yes, outlaws has woke infection too. All you have to do is look at her face.
@@Ar1AnX1x they're not paid hundreds of thousands for these reviews, more like 1k or even less
@@Allan_Stonebro, if Sweet Baby Inc is paid a few millions to say that "oh this one must be lgbt", then IGN is receiving a few big bucks by giving the first review a 7.
Asmond:” feed the fucking cat!”
Asmond 2sec later:” don’t tell me my first mission is to feed the fucking cat!”
Crazy how OP the grass is.. 1:53:40 😂😂😂
Life saver, I might die if I continue to watch the whole video.. at least there's a Good part that I can skip to
@@babytacprimo Go to 17:20, literal PC crash btw.
The power of many... grass
That actually disgusted me
Must be the wind
For those wondering about the open world, this is the only part you need to see: 2:50:34
When I saw the intro cinematic I was like: "well, ok, let's take a look"
After few minutes watching gameplay I was like: "Eww, brother, eww"
Just to add, I personally didn't expect anything from this game at all, on the contrary, I assumed it would turn out similarly. So I'm not pissed like Asmon, but I totally get it. I remember when Star Wars was good. KotOR was a masterpiece (and this was in 2003), there was variability, good world/level design, well written characters. Even though it had turn-based fights, they were a lot more interactive and tactical. So the gameplay was really nutritious. I don't know why today gamers are willing to eat shit like this, but well, it is what it is.
What in the fuck is that water reflection 🤣
For anyone that has seen the rest of the game, is there any reason that Sliro does that in the intro?
I don't see what other people see in it. Is he just clearing those guys from Canto Bight? Why do they allow themselves to die that way? Does it just exist to introduce the factions to the audience? Does it set up a conflict? Is there any reason that all of them would not retaliate? Obviously they'd all have contacts and people would be aware of who they are meeting with. The place that Kay robs, you can visit the room where it happens, none of it is well protected. He's already made enemies of the rebels too.
He seems completely out of his depth and entirely non threatening.
That scene very probably deserves criticism but I don't know enough about the state of the world to know how much.
@@iamcerealman102 Some of the best RT-Reflections ever sawn... guess your shitbox isnt capable of RT.
Asmon would hate kotor let’s be real
Those poor 7/10 good, fun, simple games being put in the same bracket as this travesty
What was your least favorite part when you played? Be a critic. Not a hater.
@@josiahkeroff9965 keep coping
@@josiahkeroff9965hm let’s see.
Incomplete/Missing features (you can’t kill an animal, but you can stun and pet it. You can’t steal from the civilians, but you can steal from cops) deliberately left out to virtue signal. Character design is genuinely a sore to see. Enemy AI is so bad they get defeated by a tall grass. A game that focuses on stealth gameplay providing minimal stealth mechanics. All that under the context that this game costs $70-130.
Be a critic, not a hater. Wukong is several times better in their own craft than this has, yet it only scored one point higher by these “critics”. People aren’t being haters when they say this game genuinely don’t deserve a 7/10.
@freefalling4271 Yeah yeah yeah. We all know about those. What didn't YOU like about it. I'm starting to think you never played it through before.
@@Myndeex With?
If anyone was wondering why the music was such a jam or why it sounded familiar, it's made by Cody Matthew Johnson, one of the composers for Devil May Cry 5, Resident Evil 2 and Trek to Yomi
A starwars game that's more like DMC? That would've been something.
It should be called Forced Unleashed or something like that.
"If my mom gave me this game and it was the only game, would you play the game"... You just described the perfect way to get kids to go out and touch grass.
The fact that they wanna make 'millions' as a galaxy spanning alliance of criminal empires is hilarious to me.
I wonder how much a spaceship cost.
@@bobbobber4810 As much as it took to fill the paychecks for all those redundant DEI roles in the making of this shitshow
@@bobbobber4810 Military grade corvette or a good trade ship costs 100-200 thousands
That's some Dr Evil skit right there 😂
"make millions" The choice of words and dialogues are as bad as one would expect from a game for the modern audience.
the computer crashing at a lock picking scene is absolute gold
Yakuza 0 is a game designed specifically for Asmon. He NEEDS to play it.
Assassin's Creed 1 had better crowd interaction than this. Better hiding mechanics as well.
Better A.I too.
Not to mention way better graphics with Ass Creed Unity 10 years ago lol
She had just crash landed on a planet and had zero dialogue with Waka but the dude knew her "skill set"?
He knew she had the power of plot armor. How did she survive the crash unscathed otherwise?
I had the same thought. And he just tried to brain her and steal the ship. Obvious thing to do is side with him over the guys coming for him, then trust him with the ship and walk away.
Projects need a focus. KOTOR had story with a game built around it. Dark Forces was a game with a story built around it. This has neither.
And DF1 rebuilt as a modern stealth shooter would have appeal. But nope. Cant have nice things.
After successfully hijacking a ship without needing to open the door or bypass a single safeguard to do so, even though the ship is 'special' and has a warp drive. I totally did not feel the hand of the writer clumsily brute-forcing what they wanted without working for it. 👍
they seriously thought that the best background sound for a game is a guy screaming every 3 seconds?
I thought it was an enemy that bugged out being killed and thought it was just looping. Took me way to long to realize it was an alarm and then, that's how you know their own team didn't spend time playing it. Worst alarm sound in the history of alarms
I'm more confused how they thought a girly hammer swing with the soft and meaty part of her hand was a good animation to knock someone out from behind.
I prefer The Day Before’s alarm to this annoying garbage.
That has to be some of the worst sound design in the history of gaming holy shit
Ok. But why is every character an old jaded woman 😂
They made a stealth game with no stealth mechanics. They made a rogue outlaw game where you cant do anything an outlaw bad guy would do. They took the A.I from AC 1 and turned it down to negative 1. They need to sort there shit out, what a joke ubisoft have become.
im still mad that Star Wars 1313 was cancelled
That was EA being their usual Stupid self. They have ruined so many games and studios its nauseating. Andrew Wilson has never been held to account for his mistakes. Never.
It was looking like such an awesome game too 😢.
Star Wars Battlefront 3 was looking pretty awesome too, the one thing that leaked from that development before it got cancelled was a bunch of clones blowing a hole in a Pipe and then coming out of it to flank a bunch of droids, one clone had the big Minigun. (years and years ago, long before Dice picked it up)
@@ANGRYWOLVERINE2060-ft2ncNope.
That was 100% a 'Bob Iger' company decision; Literally the first month of owning Lucasfilm/LucasArts/Industrial Lights & Magic, well before EA deal - the ink was not even dry on the sale when the decision was made that Disney was out of the Video Game business.
...a far cry from Disney Renaissance: 'we want to be the best, to innovate and lead in every entertainment segment' before Video Games found their stride.
I was prepared to buy a starforge PC, but then i saw outlaws was bundled free with the PC. I will wait until that bundle with outlaws goes away before i buy the PC i wanted.
This game is ass. And any gamer knew it was gonna be ass. But nobody expected it to be THIS bad. This is asstacular
Nah, I expected asstacular 😂
Spectasscular
Spectaculass
Im already 60 hours in, its honestly one of the best SW games ever.
Omg😂the bike teleport from 2:40:44 to 2:41:11 this is such a ps 1 treatment for vehicle placement 😂😂😂
Omg, I didn't notice at first...
I haven't seen that kinda thing since GTAIV
at 17:20 I thought my computer had crashed.. dammit
Watching him lockpicking was so painful even his pc didn't want to watch
"This blue light means nothing"
The music for it drives me nuts
1:41:15 is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. And it's a perfect analogy to explain this game
i could tell from the first line that the dialog was gonna be crap
"Each of you, represents some of the most powerful criminal organizations in the galaxy"
couldn't be more "on the nose" than that.
I noticed that too! It's such a dumb thing to have a character say, like who thinks crime bosses actually speak that way!? Criminal organizations don't call themselves "criminal organizations", like WTF??!
@@CoolSmek exactly 😂
“This is how people speak, right..?”
-perpetually online “quirky” blue hair, I’m sure
It's just lazily done exposition, it's usually a sign of bad writing. "As you know, you are representatives of the most powerful criminal organizations". Ofc they know that, but since the audience doesn't, they had to convey that information, it's just that they are shit at their job and they chose the worst and the laziest way to do so.
@@CoolSmek Especially since he used "Underworld" maybe two lines later? So the first one was entirely redunadant and even worse in context.
Ma'am Solo...girl boss elite. Face worked over with a shovel.
Ah, I see you saw the real BBC broadcast.
That is very unfair!
A shovel wouldn't be caught dead near that face.
even her pet looks prettier than her
Well, they literally gave Han Solo A-cups and curled the hair. That's about it. And made it lame as heck
Actual incel reply section.
"An opportunity to make millions..."
Millions of what? Dollars? What year is this? What planet is this? Millions of "credits". Wtf is he talking about?
"Oh, we are gonna make millions..."
Is that a lot? Or a little? Wtf knows. What are we even talking about.
All that was missing was Dr Evil's theme song playing in the background for that line 😂
One, million, dollars!! Muahahaha!
Morbillions
@@shadowreaper5413 its time
thats in fact very very little, basically half a dozen old junk ships can be worth a million credits, any respectable syndicate can field their own army and fleet and encompass many planets and trade lanes but thats before they gutted the expanded universe 😂
Asmon not playing cyberpunk 2077 for years but also asmon. Love it
Remember when you hide in Metal Gear Solid 2, they checked underneath the tables too and sometimes when they don't, they act like they are clueless only to throw a grenade underneath, so you get blasted unprepared? And the guards didn't screamed around every second to just annoy the kiving shit out of you? And that came out in 2001?
I do. That was a huge standard in 2001.
Star Wars Outlaw, 2024, has so much more money, a huge IP behind it... But whatever the budget and scale is, if passion and creativity is not in the mix, it might be a turd with glitter, but it will still be a turd.
"I would rather go through Horse Fuck Valley than play this for 10 hours." - The only review you need.
The intro cinematic had potential, only for the villain to act in the most brain dead and predictable manner possible. The smart thing to do would have been to poison the one sending a spy to his meeting. Those people he killed are heads of crime families, they must have failsafes. Moreover, he just lost all credibility with the top honchos in the underworld the moment this gets out. This isn't a "tough guy" action, this is an unaliving guarantee.
It shows ignorance of how crime organizations work. You take the number 1 and the number 2 takes over.Take out the number 2 the number 3 takes over like the Siniloa Cartel recently. The FBI has taken out the leader his son and the guy who had taken when the leader was taken out and the cartel continues. The cartels labs aren't shut down. The other cartels haven't taken over those places. Siniloa still runs their labs and the other organizations haven't taken them away. This guy who killed the leaders just made himself a target but in no way could take their operations. That's unrealistic.
But he was hungry.
Its suppose to show how ruthless he is. He didn't know which one of them was sending the spy; though he may have either guessed or know it was a rebel. Then that means he was looking for which group was working with the rebels, and this was to send a message. But all he did was kill some envoys. Which wouldn't lead to submission but retribution and less willingness to negotiate with him from now on.
What they should have done is, have him set up a Coalition where he is divvying up territory and rackets to the various syndicates. Who have no choice but to comply. To showcase the power and influence of Zerek Besh has over the underworld. Then, the reason the other organizations work with Kay is because her humiliating him makes him look weak and want her to continue. So they can get out from under his thumb. As long as they don't hate her.
I found the game picked up once you start upgrading your skills, and it opened up to the multiple planets. I found you can kill animals early, but you have to use your blaster NOT on stun mode.
Every female protag is literally the same cookie cutter architype and it's so fucking annoying.
every one? hardly. this they/them’s strong and brave and independent, and they/them might or might not be physically attractive but i have no idea because i do not know how to rate a they/them’s looks, nor would i even if i could because noticing a they/them’s appearance is a misogynistic patriarchal way of thinking like a colonizer and racism is bad, ok? did i do it right?
She's not that bad. But for a supposedly infamous Criminal she's pretty incompetent and unreasonable.
@@nooonanoonung6237 'She's not that bad, she just isn't the character they're attempting to write her as at all"
@@JETBLACKPRIEST She's not that bad as a character. But it isn't the character they intended for her to be.
Dude, your just can’t get girls. Kay is exactly as one dimensional as Luke, ray, and cal. It’s a Star Wars problem
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Damn. Bro literally got clinically depressed from playing the game.
Honestly I get it. It’s not just this game but the amalgamation of constant shitty low effort battle pass slop cash grabs. So many games just suck and are huge let downs. Something like this could have beeen so good, but they slopped out a stealth mini game with no soul. It’s just depressing being a gamer these days. No innovation or fun to be had for 99% of shit pushed out these days.
And these shitty games will continue, it got 7,8 and 9 scores after all
Honestly pretty much how I've felt since The Force Awakens.
Like I've stated numerous times, the only "good" rated reviews I've found for the game, were people who were paid to review it..
How can it be worse then the trailers
That's pretty common, actually
That opening scene with the gangsters has to be some of the truly worst writing I've seen in a long time. Every, single, sentence in it is an info dump. Every piece of dialogue is a case of telling rather than showing.
I'd say they got their writers from Fanfiction Net but that place actually has some decent Star Wars writers there.
Disney and Ubisoft really are scrapping the bottom of the barrel with this one.
That's my issue with all the writing in these games. They write like they THINK people talk like or something.
Not to mention that the opening cutscene had awful screen tearing throughout.
really? I watched that and thought this is better than the usual slop at least.
Its something like the first 8 lines are exposition. Which is pretty bad. But a certain amount is necessary because I don't know who any of them are at all or why they're there. Only exception was the Hutt name.
Plus its not like the exposition was totally explicit. He was trying to draw them in because he likes the attention it seems.
Exposition stops when we get a glimpse of conflict between the Hutts and and the blue faced tribe dude. It visually shows us the big boss getting frustrated to be interrupted even for a moment in his tangent. +more characterisation
So he kicks off with a metaphor and tries to get the control back. Then the hutt makes a joke. He fixes on that guy. But then he reveals the truth of his metaphor and has all three shot, which is unexpected.
I'm an amateur writer still but I didn't think it was that bad.
A more interesting approach might have been to spare one of them. Rather than rush to begin the game, that way we can see how he forces the survivor down into obedience. Why he spares them would be important context and characterisation. I think the only real weakness is that the scene just goes= Ok here's bad guy and this is how bad and hungry he is. Doesn't set anything else up.
They're actually Ao3 writers, same as the "writers" from the Acolyte
u mean that cutscene with the "bad guy" being such a smart one that he just started a war with every single criminal syndicate in the galaxy?? yea that was peak writing and told me that all the writers dont know shitt about star wars or the criminal empires i mean what kinda of a fucking idiot starts a war with every criminal syndicate in the galaxy? cant say im surprised considering hiring practices these days
@BlueFire015 I mean, is that literally not what the Jedi did? Are you seriously complaining that there's too much war in Star Wars? There's stuff to go after in this game, that ain't it chief.
All one can really say is... F
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7:35 "Why don't they just speak american" Sounds pretty darn American..
Guys, its actually part of the lore why she looks weird. Her father was Jabba The Hutt.
Lol
But dude, you're looking weird too. Does she and you have the same father?
SMH
@@Trance-2010 Which brand of mental illness is causing you to take this comment so personally?
@@Trance-2010lol Star Wars outlaw shills are funny
"You've got no crew, and you keep going it alone."
"I'm broke and I live in an attic."
This is like "I let them stay for free and don't even charge them rent" from Disney's Wish.
Slop Wars
slop wars: revenge of the soy
: The Return of Glup Shitto
I absolutely loved how you just lucked through all the easier locks, so when you finally reached one that was more challenging the game legit thinks you've been trained up enough by then to be able to do it. But you'd been clear throughout, you didn't know what you were doing.
14:32 bro what is that officer doing? lololol
This game can be summed up with 1 word: irrelevant.
I mean honestly. No politics involved. We already have Star Wars Jedi, two of those games. This is that, but with a female lead, and she doesn't, they tried to copy the formula too much like copying homework.
I can never take Star Wars "seriously" even if they try to make this game story "Gritty crime drama set in space" tone, especially with an Alien with a Slavic accent
Kotor was good, but it basically just peak bioware with a star wars coat of paint lol.
Loved the honest review. Can in the next ones we know the settings such as graphics and video how it is running? Thanks for the great review
Asmond: feed the cat!
Game: you feed the cat!
If there’s anything I’m sad about regarding this game, it’s that I personally wanted to see a game like this, but it sadly had to be made and written at a time where DEI is the hot and trendy thing these days.
Star wars always sucked
is it dei because its a women lol?
The in game character looks nothing like the model they used irl. She's good-looking, and they made her look uglier in the game.
@@theremix54 False. Star Wars used to have some of the best games on the market. Star Wars Battlefront, Rogue Squadron, Empire at War, Jedi Academy, etc.
Modern, woke losers have taken it into the gutter though. You are correct - it does suck now. However, it did not used to suck.
@@patrickboian8545 No, it's DEI because its a women with all the characteristics, attributes, and features of a women removed from said women.
So this is Assassin's Creed: Star wars
Ezio is spinning in his grave right now.
Even worse than ac
Nah, AC1 is much better than this.
The most entertaining thing I've seen from this game is watching Asmon do the lockpicking. :))
1:49:00 This can't be Star Wars. Those guys are more accurate than Imperial Stormtroopers. They can actually hit you.
"We knew it [fun] was an ad hoc definition and it was the degrees to which the game recognizes and responded to the player's choices and actions"
"If I go up to a wall and shoot it, to me it feels like the wall is ignoring me. I'm getting a narcissistic injury when the world is ignoring me"
"You have to have this sense of the game acknowledging and responding to the choices and actions and progressions that you've made otherwise it loses any sort of impact"
- Gabe Newell on an important design philosophy used during the development of Half Life (1998).
That game was made was *26 years* ago. And in all aspects of gameplay, it is leagues ahead of Star Wars Outlaws.
Hell the graphics are almost as good lmao.
What underworld ruler goes around self describing themselves that way? I can't take this villain seriously after the first sentence.
The pervasive, ever present alarm throughout the first hour or so was some of the best unintentional comedy I've witnessed in years.
Graphics are getting better by the day but we're still playing the same game mechanics from decades ago.
With AI that, somehow, get worst and worst.
And wierd looking main characters...
I know these are not comparable to most games 15 plus years ago as far as fidelity, size, scope. Fixing all kinds of issues after launch is maddening. Just releasing something as done should be the standard we should demand, as it was before. It should be like when govts would send ships to the new world, they'd burn them so everyone aboard knew they had to produce for survival. If they knew there was an easy out, you get diminishing returns. Spending 100 mil on a game and getting something released like this totally proves that concept.
It's not people who are interested in games/gaming that makes games any longer.
Decades old games did pretty much every mechanic in this game better. The original splinter cell makes the stealth mechanics in this game look dated.
It's true, it's because the devs truly don't care about games anymore theirs no passion behind anything and that's why indie games are popping off cause you can feel the passion they put into their games. This has happened though because gaming is such a massive money maker, I've heard its bigger than movies and music not sure how true that is but if its even close to being true then these companies/people with agendas to push are obviously gonna get into the market because they want to be where the most eyes are.
WHY DOES THE ALARM SOUND LIKE AN ALIEN DEATH SCREAM!?!?!?
"Worse than Starfield".. that's a nice claim to put on the box. Maybe add a smiley that says "Depression guaranteed!"
What I got from this review.... Asmon hates chicken quesadillas
Jesus why can't SW move beyond Empire vs Rebels? They can't do a fucking thing that doesn't tie into those events. Bioware were the only ones they ever allowed to do something else.
"... so you don't have to."
Damn, the ending was quite sad. To see Asmon so devastated, mustve been something, but deep down I think many of us feel same way with modern games. Its just so tiring.
At least Ubisoft wrote a more interesting story and dialog than Disney's Acolyte. But Disney did put the bar so low a toddler could jump it.
I’m sick of this DEI nonsense
Did you not know that EVERY SINGLE IP needs to be remade with a black lead!!???
@@dyyylllaannn I actually wish they would have made Kay Vess a carbon copy if Lizzo.
I cannot think of anything less interesting than this. This dead IP, another strong woman lead, another 3rd person generic shooter. I think I'd rather go to work than play this, and I hate my fucking job.
Hm, can you confirm your definition of DEI? And no, not what the acronym stands for. What do you consider to be DEI?
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Simply don't buy,
Games from 2000s to 2019s are still good to find titles you missed
How is this company not shut down holy crap.
sadly the french goverment keeps bailing them out with tax payed money
Almost like ppl buy their games regardless what a asmon says bout them
Too bad this developer did great stuff with the division franchise. This is such a low take from them. Really sad
R6 Siege is keeping them on life support
17:17 Asmon so bad at the rhythm game the whole thing crashed LMAO
How dramatic you want Asmon to be?
Yes.
😂😂😂
They are definitely BUYING reviewers 100%
Not just them, they were wining and dining influencers too. I called one of them out while he was shilling the game and got banned
You act like 7/10 is that great
@@kassi420 A 7/10 is supposed to mean it's a good game with flaws, but worth playing.
Sometimes it even means it's an amazing game with a shit story or bad graphics.
@@kassi420It should be as good as Stardfield , right ?
I’ve actually played the game? It’s 7:10. There’s a lot to do in the world, riding the speeder is fun with some upgrades, and the graphics on the PS5 look great. All games have bugs (and have since I started playing them in the DOS era). This isn’t Starfield or Cyberpunk (which crashed during the end credits for me).
i am sorry but that opening scene is total bs... so you go in person to a meeting with your rivals with zero guards? you sure they are the heads of some of the galaxy's most dangerous criminal orgs around?
Also, Killing them wouldn't have done anything...
It would just make power vacuums that the "Next in line" below the Syndicate bosses would fill... and then they'd probably unite against the common enemy aka the guy that killed the previous leaders...
I was wondering abut it too. Why would the main boss of some criminal organization went personally to every shady meeting and not send some representative?
They put a woman in it and made her gay.
Fallen Order was infinitely better.
Didn't they do the same in jedi survivor so I've heard
@@ST-mn6nw No?
Jedi survivor was good I thought way better then this shit
"I can pet this thing, but I can't kill it." I had to laugh so much.