A Sad Loser Plays Clubhouse Games Instead of Real Games

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  4 роки тому +1646

    I'll also actually be streaming LA Noire VR in 50 minutes from now. We're gonna solve crimes using my magic motion hands www.twitch.tv/rtgamecrowd

  • @samh466
    @samh466 4 роки тому +3893

    I see potential in "You've mastered war!" as a meme template

    • @JJAB91
      @JJAB91 4 роки тому +73

      Tanya approves.

    • @artistictutorials3246
      @artistictutorials3246 4 роки тому +228

      Liechtenstein when they return with 81 soldiers after sending 80

    • @crushypieyt3441
      @crushypieyt3441 4 роки тому +51

      Sun Tzu also approves.

    • @attikitty1355
      @attikitty1355 4 роки тому +15

      @@artistictutorials3246 When you just can't stop seducing to-be dead people.

    • @finndelacy5447
      @finndelacy5447 4 роки тому +69

      When you bring a real gun to the water-gun fight
      *You've mastered war!*

  • @Epelpaj
    @Epelpaj 4 роки тому +3500

    "Is this against another player? I am destroying them" *Proceeds to be destroyed*

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +75

      Well he did destroy in chess at least

    • @monkydance2880
      @monkydance2880 4 роки тому +9

      That was the joke

    • @NaN-noCZ
      @NaN-noCZ 4 роки тому +11

      @@monkydance2880 No, it wasn’t.

    • @SilverKnight124
      @SilverKnight124 3 роки тому +16

      Germany vs Russia circa. 1942

    • @tobinfromfireemblem9742
      @tobinfromfireemblem9742 3 роки тому +15

      @@SilverKnight124 scarily accurate and monstrously true are two different things. It's very hard to achieve both. You just did.

  • @leprechaunsteve8930
    @leprechaunsteve8930 3 роки тому +621

    “There’s an impossible difficulty”
    “Oh my god he sacrificed his Queen”

  • @12packersfan
    @12packersfan 4 роки тому +5189

    As someone who plays chess practically religiously, this video broke me

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +1103

      As someone who occasionally plays chess as a hobby, I found it hillarious how he just rushed the one poor dude.

    • @Four-S
      @Four-S 4 роки тому +923

      @@runtergerutscht4401 as someone who never plays chess this was confusing

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave 4 роки тому +678

      Apparently the impossible Bot has the intelligence of a intermediate-easy. Oops I meant 90’s washing machine.

    • @k8tieisjustjusthere
      @k8tieisjustjusthere 4 роки тому +108

      4 Seasons as someone who hasn’t played chess in years this was demeaning

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +314

      @@Four-S It's apparently called
      "A fool's 'mate" in english, it's a cheese strategy that relies mostly on your enemy not recognising it (hence the name)

  • @ninjaamber
    @ninjaamber 4 роки тому +4559

    *Dan is a chess grandmaster, as approved by Anna Rudolf herself*

    • @ohjesusfuckohgodno5796
      @ohjesusfuckohgodno5796 4 роки тому +234

      He has many...leather bound books

    • @superbtrilogy5049
      @superbtrilogy5049 4 роки тому +70

      @@ohjesusfuckohgodno5796 Your first comment on this channel was SEX

    • @etiv409
      @etiv409 4 роки тому +22

      Let his show the leather bound books to you

    • @alph-lj3uy
      @alph-lj3uy 4 роки тому +7

      Superb Trilogy mine is testicle

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 роки тому +9

      ninjaamber - Amber Wendt he should go against Moist Critikal

  • @fengwang7185
    @fengwang7185 4 роки тому +1792

    Virgin chess nerds: "Scholar's Mate"
    Chad RT: "Cheese Strat"

  • @immaderpo5218
    @immaderpo5218 4 роки тому +2771

    "Life here's always been about two things. Surviving... and having fun!"
    Really seems like we're currently on the surviving phase and much less so on the having fun part.

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 4 роки тому +18

      Also not caring for others

    • @laurendyer2838
      @laurendyer2838 4 роки тому +62

      Actually watching RT is the having fun part

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +11

      @@laurendyer2838 definitely, he is part of the fun part

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 4 роки тому +14

      *[laughs in introvert]*

    • @kaburii9807
      @kaburii9807 4 роки тому +9

      The worst part is, I think this is the most of the having fun part human society has ever been able to have.

  • @KaweIJ
    @KaweIJ 4 роки тому +406

    "You mastered War!". Sun Tzu would be so proud.

  • @crabsalad2058
    @crabsalad2058 4 роки тому +1267

    “Ah, planet earth. it’s the place we all call home.”
    -totally not an alien

    • @expendableindigo9639
      @expendableindigo9639 4 роки тому +20

      You know what the man says

    • @billylauwda9178
      @billylauwda9178 4 роки тому +9

      Didnt Spiff proved that RT is the king of an alien species called the spud?

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 4 роки тому +18

      “I too suck in oxygen with my mouth like normal humans so i can survive”

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 4 роки тому +6

      What is Earth's defense system father?

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 4 роки тому +1

      SOMEONE GET WILL SMITH

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +2665

    "What's wrong with this Chess A.I?"
    Me not knowing how to play Chess and have never won against the Easy CPU.

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +21

      Its not that hard, once you get the hang of it

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 4 роки тому +90

      It’s mostly a strategy/mind game. There are basic rules, such as a Pawn can move two spaces on its first turn, but one space every subsequent turn, and how the Knight moves in a 2-1 path, but once you learn how they move and the basic rules, it’s tolerable.

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 4 роки тому +14

      Learn to chess n00b

    • @cwovictor3281
      @cwovictor3281 4 роки тому +134

      "How dare you not know every intricacy of this centuries-old Ancient Egyptian game? Smh my head at the kids and their PUBGs and The Cullings nowadays."

    • @runtergerutscht4401
      @runtergerutscht4401 4 роки тому +36

      @@cwovictor3281 pfft what do you mean we're talking about chess not YuGiOh
      smh XD

  • @xendurr8180
    @xendurr8180 4 роки тому +426

    I'm still waiting for a game that lets multiple people control one chess piece each.

    • @bensonfamily6302
      @bensonfamily6302 4 роки тому +13

      It would be a weird game

    • @Cameron115
      @Cameron115 4 роки тому +72

      I really want to see this now, but for some reason, instead of imagining an online game, I am imagining many people dressed up in chess pieces and deciding where they should go next lol

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +17

      the closest think I can think of is Vote Chess
      it’s more like a good thousand people controlling one player but it’s close enough

    • @josiesetiawan9516
      @josiesetiawan9516 3 роки тому +7

      The problem is who decides who goes during turns

    • @KoruGo
      @KoruGo 3 роки тому +9

      Ooh have a grandmaster decide which piece to move, and then people who barely even know how the pieces work move. Hands and brains chess but with people sized pieces.

  • @tommystorm9867
    @tommystorm9867 4 роки тому +618

    Damn this stream was amazing.
    The entire chat was backseat gaming, for chess.
    Yes, *chess*

    • @chrishill601
      @chrishill601 4 роки тому +59

      I'm still confused why that's a surprise to anyone.

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +6

      probably should’ve set it to emote only
      like basically all of pogchamps did

    • @TheCheesyNachos
      @TheCheesyNachos 3 роки тому +8

      not even surprised seeing that people backseat hikaru all the time in his stream

    • @bitpumpkinn2923
      @bitpumpkinn2923 3 роки тому +26

      ​@@TheCheesyNachos "ah yes let me backseat the #1 blitz player in the world"

  • @ertrick3693
    @ertrick3693 4 роки тому +249

    "If you want to be that guy who reads everything on Wikipedia, play this game."
    I feel called out.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 4 роки тому +1551

    You don’t know who “The Man” is, RT?
    How could you not know who he is?! He’s the man that invented the Backward Tongue Acceleration strat!

    • @duck653
      @duck653 4 роки тому +25

      bruh ur still active in comment sections after the Ardy tf2 let's play videos lmao

    • @evancruz3775
      @evancruz3775 4 роки тому +7

      StickMaster500 this isn’t a tf2 video, what are you doing here?

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 4 роки тому +25

      Evan Cruz RT used to be a Tf2 channel

    • @TheMan83554
      @TheMan83554 4 роки тому +10

      I am The Man!

    • @knarli8408
      @knarli8408 4 роки тому +22

      For all who are still wondering what it is: u tounge backwards, so you cant move. And you try to move right, and you get the bonus movement.

  • @batterybroken
    @batterybroken 4 роки тому +217

    “We will duel again in winter!!!”
    RT: “No one talks like this...”
    It is now my goal when I am reunited with my family to play board games and talk EXACTLY like I’m in an anime. 🤣💀

  • @joshuariggleman4791
    @joshuariggleman4791 4 роки тому +137

    Heres some trivia: That “cheese strat” in chess is called fools mate

    • @grof4115
      @grof4115 4 роки тому +17

      yeah but it only works against the clinically blind

    • @bonogiamboni4830
      @bonogiamboni4830 4 роки тому +21

      Or xQc.

    • @CansteamHeadcannon
      @CansteamHeadcannon 3 роки тому +12

      No... isn't this one scholars mate?

    • @jordanfry5138
      @jordanfry5138 3 місяці тому +1

      I had this wrong too - it's scholar's mate, fools mate is the one you do as black that's the fastest possible checkmate but also deeply improbable, or, as mentioned above, the one xQc did

  • @siliconvalleygirl6595
    @siliconvalleygirl6595 4 роки тому +78

    That end clip DESTROYED me, i legit snorted when it revealed that you actually were the loser

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 4 роки тому +158

    **sighs** we all know how it feels when we don't own a VR headset
    Playing Solitaire on a Windows XP PC all day without internet

    • @Wilker_uwu
      @Wilker_uwu 4 роки тому +7

      i used to tinker with all sorts of stuff back in the day, and i even managed to place Windows form buttons into MSOffice 2003 and the loading screen of Windows XP in it (which is btw a transparent .gif if you're curious)

  • @mimidotcat
    @mimidotcat 4 роки тому +252

    This is honestly the best looking game on Switch and I'm not even mad about it.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 4 роки тому +49

      Dude, for real. Those chess pieces were gorgeous.

    • @OctorokHero
      @OctorokHero 4 роки тому +47

      It definitely has the best sound effects. I love the clacking and clattering of the pieces.

    • @neogeothomas8127
      @neogeothomas8127 4 роки тому +35

      Yeah, this game has a surprisingly high amount of polish for a minigame compilation.

    • @mimidotcat
      @mimidotcat 4 роки тому +11

      @@OctorokHero I might buy it just for the sound effects no cap

    • @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991
      @mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991 4 роки тому

      @@mimidotcat isn't it free

  • @SpookyThe2nd
    @SpookyThe2nd 4 роки тому +58

    To clarify: in this video, RT isn't a looser who is sad, but he's loosing his sadness

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +152

    9:23 clearly RT has never met a person with a maxed out luck stat

  • @HarvoSpoon
    @HarvoSpoon 4 роки тому +20

    0:28 if you remember, "I want die" ate the last ever salmon in the canada once so it's probably a favourite of his, give it to him on tomodachi life

  • @Gess1t
    @Gess1t 4 роки тому +41

    don't let RT gamble anymore, he will all in on a pair of 2

  • @ninjaamber
    @ninjaamber 4 роки тому +586

    Fun Fact! *Some of those facts weren't fun*

    • @popcorntms2952
      @popcorntms2952 4 роки тому +4

      Fun Fact! *neither is this one*

    • @samwai3762
      @samwai3762 4 роки тому +3

      Not fun fact: I got the Corona!

    • @DarkRayquaza121
      @DarkRayquaza121 4 роки тому +13

      Fact: the person above misspelled Corona.

    • @EldobelU
      @EldobelU 4 роки тому

      @@samwai3762 you got Who?

    • @wildharpy6435
      @wildharpy6435 4 роки тому

      @@EldobelU coronavirus

  • @rose__0513
    @rose__0513 4 роки тому +389

    The only thing getting me through quarantine is RT

  • @radioactivetoasterwaffle8368
    @radioactivetoasterwaffle8368 4 роки тому +907

    Either he's amazing at chess, or this is some bad programming

    • @chrishill601
      @chrishill601 4 роки тому +276

      He's on the good side of decent, and this is a kid's game, so it's not master level, but the 'Amazing' level AI was competent, at least.
      I'll also point out he lost to the level 3 AI the first time he played it.

    • @nacnud2115
      @nacnud2115 4 роки тому +191

      as a chess player myself i was VERY surprised at how good he was. but also the impossible AI was just TERRIBLE

    • @damiengates7581
      @damiengates7581 4 роки тому +27

      @Jaromir Goult not really

    • @SadKris
      @SadKris 4 роки тому +4

      He had the assist on the whole time

    • @rendomstranger8698
      @rendomstranger8698 4 роки тому +10

      @Jaromir Goult Yeah, no. Alphazero wouldn't exist if that were the case.

  • @jakobhere620
    @jakobhere620 4 роки тому +172

    Can't wait for the RTGame - Cr1t1kal chess money match.

    • @xp2703
      @xp2703 4 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @Dominion69420
      @Dominion69420 4 роки тому +4

      RT Vs Ludwig

    • @normlord6357
      @normlord6357 4 роки тому +5

      Charlie would eat RT alive and i want to watch it.

  • @FBI-real
    @FBI-real 4 роки тому +226

    We know it’s a good day when RT uploads.

    • @crabblab91
      @crabblab91 4 роки тому +9

      Pls don’t look at my search history

    • @justa-walrus3763
      @justa-walrus3763 4 роки тому +7

      Hey you’re the guys who watch me

    • @ElysiumCreator
      @ElysiumCreator 4 роки тому +12

      Why did you raid my house and break my N64?

    • @SportySnake
      @SportySnake 4 роки тому +1

      True

    • @lewis9s
      @lewis9s 4 роки тому +3

      Even the FBI knows.

  • @TheEmeraldWolf8
    @TheEmeraldWolf8 4 роки тому +59

    I now really want to play Connect 4 and just narrate everything as if it was an anime.

  • @roundtableaaa4502
    @roundtableaaa4502 4 роки тому +166

    I see you discover a piece of underrated culture.

    • @ckr3167
      @ckr3167 4 роки тому +1

      ?

    • @jjnn2
      @jjnn2 4 роки тому +1

      @@ckr3167 don't touch them, you might catch stupid

    • @pinktribble
      @pinktribble 4 роки тому

      @@jjnn2 I assume you were too late?

  • @WingedZero1
    @WingedZero1 4 роки тому +15

    Clubhouse Games Blackjack, otherwise known as the "How fast can I Want Die drain his life savings and lose his house?" Simulator 2020.
    I live for these videos! Keep up the great work! :)

  • @familybushnell4782
    @familybushnell4782 4 роки тому +17

    I like how the impossible level in chess is around 900

  • @festive5988
    @festive5988 4 роки тому +6

    9:20 "Don't think, feel." is a quote from the popular Bruce Lee film _Enter the Dragon._

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +4

    _"You've Mastered War!"_ [9:53]
    _- Sun Tzu, The Art of War's Final Page Quote_

  • @Pekay_P
    @Pekay_P 4 роки тому +8

    4:58 - that sounded like "you f*cked up, mate" and I had to double-check.

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +15

    You can tell the game is really great when you can't tell which side you're actually controlling.

  • @mistertea603
    @mistertea603 4 роки тому +3

    As a lover of blackjack, and chess, and a casual player of solitaire...
    Watching that Irishman collect that dept and absolutely murder that computer was... So sad

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +108

    Make this happen
    xQc - The God of Chess vs RTGame - The Legendary UA-camr
    Top 10 Fights of All Time

    • @onyxrose4349
      @onyxrose4349 4 роки тому +8

      Isn't that the guy that lost in 6 moves?

    • @Frankgaming1
      @Frankgaming1 4 роки тому +5

      @@onyxrose4349 but you see he did it on purpose as his intelligence is unbeknownst to man. He's clearly lowering people's guard and distracting them from the fact he's secretly a chess god

    • @CleverDan31
      @CleverDan31 4 роки тому +6

      The chess warlord suffered a most moist defeat he will never forget

    • @lazer_kiw1
      @lazer_kiw1 4 роки тому +2

      xQc would just get owned by the Cheese strat, not for the first time either.

  • @vonnegut6108
    @vonnegut6108 4 роки тому +6

    For anyone wondering about the Chess Cheese Strat, it’s formally known as “the Scholar’s Mate” and can easily be avoided by literally moving a single pawn.

    • @commscan314
      @commscan314 Рік тому

      More by moving a specific knight before the bishop is in position to defend the attacking queen when they capture your pawn to mate you.

  • @JecIsBec
    @JecIsBec 4 роки тому +12

    "we just destroyed them- wait that wasn't me"
    RT

  • @iaxacs3801
    @iaxacs3801 4 роки тому +37

    5:00 Hifumi from Persona 5 that's all I can think of with this game of connect 4

    • @OctorokHero
      @OctorokHero 4 роки тому +6

      This game has Shogi too, so I guess it was a missed opportunity.

  • @spookyFrogs
    @spookyFrogs 4 роки тому +22

    Wow, piano ,my favourite game to play!

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 4 роки тому +35

    As someone who's played chess pretty much their entire life seeing RT play chess was simultaneously amusing and painful as he does not try to go for the fool's check on easy level AI

    • @mckinleyxie7035
      @mckinleyxie7035 4 роки тому +14

      Shouldn't it be scholar's mate? Fool's mate should be 1.. f6 and 2.. g5, which means black is trying to lose?
      And he did do the Scholar's mate at 12:01.
      But at 1:23, the easy AI opts for the Scandinavian Defence, which means that the Scholar's mate isn't possible (without intentional moves from black) due to d7 being a viable escape square.

    • @ericoneil9597
      @ericoneil9597 4 роки тому

      Whats ur rating

    • @corat4965
      @corat4965 4 роки тому

      @@mckinleyxie7035 *Slow clap*

    • @PotassiumLover33
      @PotassiumLover33 Рік тому

      @@ericoneil9597 2600

  • @WackoMcGoose
    @WackoMcGoose 3 роки тому +3

    Me at 12:04: "Wait, how is that checkmate? You're not allowed to have the king capture his way out of check???"
    Also me: doesn't notice the bishop ready to avenge the queen

  • @Unknown2Stuff
    @Unknown2Stuff 4 роки тому +11

    “You’ve mastered *WAR* ”

  • @ratcrusher3251
    @ratcrusher3251 4 роки тому +12

    We will not forget what you did in solitaire. The crimes will not be forgiven.

    • @VeryTori
      @VeryTori 4 роки тому +2

      You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

    • @ThePlatinumDragon
      @ThePlatinumDragon 4 роки тому +1

      I’m with the guild how about you look the other way?

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 4 роки тому

      ???

  • @existentialcrisisgang8074
    @existentialcrisisgang8074 4 роки тому +4

    5:12 "Oh no, I just win"
    that came out so naturally.

  • @tabjl958
    @tabjl958 4 роки тому +15

    Lyrics, for anyone who wants to sing along:
    "Ah, planet earth. It's the world we all call home." Dude, I just want to play checkers. "Life here is always about two things: Surviving... and Having Fun!" I feel like this is a very narrow-minded view of the entirety of society by Mr.Miniature Man here. There's- There's a fair bit more going on, but okay.
    This guy looks like if you bought him a version of this game for his birthday, he'd be very disapproving (but secretly loves it). "Favorite food?" Hamburger. "Heart's desires?" To be tall. When I grow up, I want to be taller than I already am!
    Guy, I want to- I want to be that guy who creates, like, an absolute mess. It's almost impossible to come back from...
    Ho, ho, ho! Oaf! "King Me." Okay, we just destroyed them. Oh, they're just being annihilated right now. R.I.P. this man's career!. Absolute massacre
    (To Be Continued)

  • @spooglegoose
    @spooglegoose 4 роки тому +93

    "surviving, and having fun!"
    *cold war flashbacks*

  • @GrievousFrom
    @GrievousFrom 4 роки тому +12

    Impossible Difficulty: ...
    RTGame: IF IT'S POPSICLE IT'S POSSIBLE

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +2

    0:07
    Miniature Man : _"Life here has always been about 2 things, Surviving and Having Fun !"_
    RT : "I think that's bit of a narrow minded view-"
    90% of his Viewers : _"No no, he's got a point"_

  • @2doghouse534
    @2doghouse534 4 роки тому +7

    “This ain’t anime”
    Clubhouse game voice acting: “Yes I am!”

  • @bluellamalights
    @bluellamalights Рік тому +2

    0:55 RT: "Draughts? Drafts?"
    *RT you have an english degree*

  • @charliiiem2464
    @charliiiem2464 4 роки тому +11

    The fact you didn’t use 9:58 as the thumbnail is a crime

  • @Void-cn6rn
    @Void-cn6rn 4 роки тому +7

    The instant I clicked this video a chess ad showed up. I have never seen a chess ad before in my life.

    • @mecaska2828
      @mecaska2828 4 роки тому +1

      I had an ad blocker and I still got a chess ad

    • @seungkwanbot3203
      @seungkwanbot3203 4 роки тому +2

      @@mecaska2828 chess knows no bounds

  • @dan_a_man9381
    @dan_a_man9381 4 роки тому +8

    Game: What's something you really want?
    One of the answers: H E A L T H Y S U C C U L E N T S

    • @silversonome5360
      @silversonome5360 Рік тому

      In botany, succulent plants, also known as succulents, are plants with parts that are thickened, fleshy, and engorged, usually to retain water in arid climates or soil conditions. The word succulent comes from the Latin word sucus, meaning "juice" or "sap".
      Succulent plants may store water in various structures, such as leaves and stems. The water content of some succulent organs can get up to 90-95%, such as Glottiphyllum semicyllindricum and Mesembryanthemum barkleyii. Some definitions also include roots, thus geophytes that survive unfavorable periods by dying back to underground storage organs may be regarded as succulents. The habitats of these water-preserving plants are often in areas with high temperatures and low rainfall, such as deserts, but succulents may be found even in alpine ecosystems growing in rocky soil. Succulents are characterized by their ability to thrive on limited water sources, such as mist and dew, which makes them equipped to survive in an ecosystem that contains scarce water sources.
      Succulents are not a taxonomic category, since the term describes only the attributes of a particular species; some species in a genus (such as Euphorbia spp) or family (such as Asphodelaceae) may be succulent, whereas others are less so or not at all. Many plant families have multiple succulent species found within them (more than 25 plant families). In some families, such as Aizoaceae, Cactaceae, and Crassulaceae, most species are succulents. In horticultural use, the term is sometimes used in a way that excludes plants that botanists would regard as succulents, such as cacti. Succulents are often grown as ornamental plants because of their striking and unusual appearance, as well as their ability to thrive with relatively minimal care.

  • @RiderLeangle2
    @RiderLeangle2 4 роки тому +11

    "You've mastered war" I thought you did that in the Civilization videos already. If anything this is amateur hour since nowhere near enough nukes...

  • @C454D
    @C454D 4 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: your "cheese" strat in cheese is known as the "Scholar's Checkmate"

  • @nick-playercharacter8583
    @nick-playercharacter8583 4 роки тому +5

    It's oddly refreshing to see someone playing Clubhouse Games whose actually good at chess.

  • @katbird2699
    @katbird2699 4 роки тому +21

    "Heart's desires: to be tall?"
    Who is he, Jenna Marbles?

  • @kronolul2490
    @kronolul2490 4 роки тому +7

    12:14 when your sibling hands you the controller

  • @Signedcentaur
    @Signedcentaur 4 роки тому +3

    Vinny Vinesauce: Loses 4 times in a row in Connect 4
    RT: First Try

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 4 роки тому +1

      Uncle Joel:
      Twelve straight losses, followed by him insulting people in chat.

  • @BowPennykettle
    @BowPennykettle 4 роки тому +4

    haha I'm coming in at the end with a sneaky cheer there
    In all reality, thanks for the advice you gave me during the stream, RT. You're such a huge inspiration to me.

  • @tomatomodest2487
    @tomatomodest2487 3 роки тому +5

    1:08 I feel attacked

  • @petraoleum5816
    @petraoleum5816 4 роки тому +2

    RT wasn't in pogchamps because being friends with Anna has rendered him unbeatable

  • @emantv7039
    @emantv7039 4 роки тому +3

    "Sad losers watch man play Clubhouse games instead of real games"

  • @Crispebakein
    @Crispebakein 3 роки тому +1

    Well I’ve learned something new today. RT is great as chess and terrible at gambling.

  • @daisana
    @daisana 4 роки тому +3

    4:52 leaked voiceclip of Megumin fighting Kazuma on Connect 4.

  • @guestb8389
    @guestb8389 3 роки тому +2

    "This isn't Anime."
    I'm gonna use that phrase if it's the last thing I do.

  • @no-um2mk
    @no-um2mk 4 роки тому +26

    I really am inspried by "The Man" Hes such a great guy.

  • @drawnwithlove3499
    @drawnwithlove3499 4 роки тому +2

    I've never felt so inferior watching this video. I literally don't know how any of these games work and I usually lose because I suck at strats

  • @RealShail
    @RealShail 4 роки тому +3

    What if you
    Wanted to go to heaven
    But God said
    *You are stuck.*

  • @caffeinatedchamomile
    @caffeinatedchamomile 5 місяців тому +1

    1:04 I came to this video immediately after an hour long session of Wikipedia reading it is a very productive past time RT I’ll have you know

  • @Jermeister06
    @Jermeister06 4 роки тому +4

    We need a RT game chess tournament where he goes off against viewers

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +2

    I think The "Impossible" Difficulty isn't supposed to mean that it's "Impossible to Win" more so that it's "Impossible to Lose Against". Nintendo should come up with better names for their "Very Easy" Difficulty. [3:52]

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 4 роки тому +4

    5:53 Remind me not to take you to Vegas. Blackjack is my thing

  • @purplemoon7779
    @purplemoon7779 4 роки тому +2

    The connect 4 explanation was like they stole the script from an episode of Yo-gh-oh!

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 4 роки тому +4

    5:03 "No one talks like that." yes, that's the joke of the intro skit. all of the games have a special intro skit to them

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому

      Yeah, the voice acting is overtly cheesy sure (probably intentionally), but the intent was absolutely to be silly.

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 4 роки тому +1

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird I mean these skits are funny

  • @TheBlueMeanie101
    @TheBlueMeanie101 4 роки тому +1

    If anyone was interested. "Don't think. Feel" is a quote from the film Enter the Dragon said by the legendary Bruce Lee. AKA Bruce "The Man" Lee.

  • @jacksheppard3629
    @jacksheppard3629 4 роки тому +7

    "The man" is bruce lee in case anyone was wondering, it's a line in Enter the Dragon.

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird 4 роки тому +2

      Bowling also has a Full Metal Jacket reference in the trivia section. The trivia title regarding players with their own ball is called "There Are Many Like It...".

  • @quasicroissant
    @quasicroissant 4 роки тому

    In checkers, you should always leave the back row of pawns untouched, and if the other player does not do this, and you manage to get at least one of your pawns to the opposite end of the board, you eventually win by default, as the opponent will run out of moves

  • @boomblade1019
    @boomblade1019 4 роки тому +36

    This looks like such a depressing experience

  • @alexandraferony9373
    @alexandraferony9373 4 роки тому +1

    As someone who's played solitaire my entire life, watching you play solitaire physically hurt me

  • @homiedany3280
    @homiedany3280 4 роки тому +14

    Hi rt you might remember me from your last stream(day 4 of the legend of zelda breath of the wild if i die i delete my save file)
    I’m doing great btw I had some weed before the stream started and I donated all my bits to you, I don’t regret it, it was the first Zelda stream I watched of yours

  • @samuraiking9290
    @samuraiking9290 4 роки тому

    As someone who watched the entire stream on the archive channel, the zooming in on random points made it instantly funnier.

  • @defierofdeath2463
    @defierofdeath2463 4 роки тому +7

    This game looks really fun actually, I don't see what the issue is.

  • @Silly_All_The_Way_Down
    @Silly_All_The_Way_Down 2 роки тому

    The undo button actually makes a lot of sense because in chess club where I live as long as the other person hasn’t started moving you can move it back.

  • @wiiuandmii7619
    @wiiuandmii7619 4 роки тому +21

    For the record, the title used to say "VR" instead of "real games."

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 4 роки тому +2

    RTGame? Don’t you mean *RTGAMEMASTER?*
    He is win.

  • @starwolfishere53
    @starwolfishere53 4 роки тому +13

    That moment when you were partway through another video but rt posts a video

  • @wolfstar1253
    @wolfstar1253 4 роки тому

    If you’re in debt in Clubhouse Games Blackjack, Mario personally comes to your house to break your kneecaps

  • @nullerfied
    @nullerfied 4 роки тому +31

    That moment when you're early but have nothing to say

  • @나린최-w4y
    @나린최-w4y 4 роки тому +1

    Bruh. Me just nodding when RT was playin chess made my friend who's great at chess disappointed

  • @keijy6524
    @keijy6524 4 роки тому +4

    "No one talks like this."
    Why do I feel attacked?

  • @MLGHazrad
    @MLGHazrad 4 роки тому

    Man i have not heard dots and boxes for years what a nostalgia trip RT

  • @jamie0325
    @jamie0325 4 роки тому +4

    Pretty sure in blackjack you’re only against the dealer and not the other players right? So Dan didn’t need to keep hitting on high numbers to try and beat the other players because he still wins as long as he beats the dealer? I’m probably wrong

  • @samskiffington1927
    @samskiffington1927 4 роки тому +1

    Holy shit I just realized that 2020 just is RT playing city skylines. Sing it with me “country roads......”

  • @Hidden4125
    @Hidden4125 4 роки тому +26

    I now understand the memes about the bad loading screen tips.

    • @platypus5146
      @platypus5146 4 роки тому +1

      Do you even remember why you came here

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 4 роки тому +1

      @Platy Pus
      “Do you feel like a hero _yet?”_

    • @platypus5146
      @platypus5146 4 роки тому

      Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously (Like Dan is a nice guy, Dan murdered hundreds of wooloos)

  • @Ithtorukk
    @Ithtorukk 4 роки тому

    The worst part about that pencil fact wasn't that they were using a circular pencil... but that the fact was flawed! I've seen these hexagonal pencils roll off tables too many times! A good portion of my job in school ends up being 'finding out where all the floor pencils went'