Interrogating a Swedish Prison Guard - Ep. 70

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @ForeheadFablesPodcast
    @ForeheadFablesPodcast  2 роки тому +20

    A lot of people have been asking, so here's the link to the new D&D podcast channels. First episode is already out: linktr.ee/dieoflaughter

  • @user-jx6vm8xt3c
    @user-jx6vm8xt3c 2 роки тому +484

    it is legitimately impressive how good they are at completely ignoring a guest

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 2 роки тому +4

      It’s a gift

    • @bonkstimus
      @bonkstimus 2 роки тому +12

      It's up the guest to insert their presence, sam and the gang would have no problem if they tried to insert themselves but they never do

    • @BOKNOKB7
      @BOKNOKB7 Рік тому +6

      They risk being ostracized if they do lol

  • @punishedbung4902
    @punishedbung4902 2 роки тому +303

    I like this new format, Poob is in 4K 60fps HDR, the guest is in 480p, Sam is in the VideoNow format, and Bryan is a jpg.

  • @JustWhyFFS
    @JustWhyFFS 2 роки тому +227

    Sometimes it's hard watching Sam be himself around genuinely nice people lmao

    • @lordvonsteiner2452
      @lordvonsteiner2452 2 роки тому +11

      On one hand, this podcast gives me second-hand embarrassment a lot of the time. On the other hand, the sheer lack of professionality is what makes me enjoy it so much.

  • @Crizzly122
    @Crizzly122 2 роки тому +380

    Poob went from a full band and 300 characters in his background to a blank black screen he has given up

    • @George-pl7eu
      @George-pl7eu 2 роки тому +30

      quick factory reset every 6 months good for the brain

    • @ghostiebaka2809
      @ghostiebaka2809 2 роки тому +48

      I choose to believe that we have all gotten so comfortable with the image of Poob surrounded by freaks and weird characters, that we have all collectively replaced the characters with a void.
      He is still surrounded by them, we just can’t see them anymore

    • @swanvonmane8533
      @swanvonmane8533 2 роки тому +15

      much like the color white containing every color in the rainbow, the color black contains every freak in the poobverse

    • @R33fth3b33f
      @R33fth3b33f 2 роки тому +1

      I think it's their new software they are using to record. It's not as free. It's Zoom meeting quality now

    • @saintofgayfrogs
      @saintofgayfrogs 2 роки тому

      Sam has officially broken him

  • @SandyAndy90245
    @SandyAndy90245 2 роки тому +221

    I feel like Stallt really got to let out his inner comedian this episode. He should be a guest more often.

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 роки тому +24

      Stallt HAD to let out his inner comedian to compensate for Sam's shitty quality

    • @ghostiebaka2809
      @ghostiebaka2809 2 роки тому +4

      These video podcasts should include TTS Stalt as a bonus guest

  • @hEaRt-.BrEaK-
    @hEaRt-.BrEaK- 2 роки тому +341

    Love to see Bryan moved out his dungeon, that guys really getting a good head on his shoulders

    • @deadshot4245
      @deadshot4245 2 роки тому +10

      looks like he's lost weight too but his shadow hasn't caught up to him that's impressive.

  • @thebamb00zler6
    @thebamb00zler6 2 роки тому +553

    This one is litterally for the audio listeners

    • @CyrusL
      @CyrusL 2 роки тому +25

      Honestly im about to stop watching and just listen to the audio

    • @vermin5367
      @vermin5367 2 роки тому +23

      @@CyrusL you've been watching this whole time?

    • @gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629
      @gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629 2 роки тому +4

      Of course ive been watching

    • @gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629
      @gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629 2 роки тому +5

      Its more fun that way

    • @vermin5367
      @vermin5367 2 роки тому +16

      @@gaiusadonusmaximusxiv9629 I'd rather multitask

  • @dr.chungus7305
    @dr.chungus7305 2 роки тому +94

    Sam’s logic: “Ditch the retro aesthetic and instead, really immerse the viewers with an image straight out of simpler times”

  • @Manny-fc8ym
    @Manny-fc8ym 2 роки тому +27

    Juliuse sat there for two hours with an unnerving smile the entire time

    • @leflavius_nl5370
      @leflavius_nl5370 2 роки тому +9

      He used to sit there for 10 hours with an unnerving smile the entire time back when he worked as a prison guard

  • @manfaceddog9288
    @manfaceddog9288 2 роки тому +129

    I'd listen to audio only but then I'd miss the secret 4th host in Stallt.

    • @einar_476
      @einar_476 2 роки тому +12

      When I listen while driving I always end up listening to it again later to see Stalt's contributions.

    • @Dr.BDover
      @Dr.BDover 2 роки тому

      @@einar_476 just watch it while driving stop being a punk

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 роки тому +39

      Seeing stallt's input is like finding cool easter eggs in a shitty game.

  • @cellotuba
    @cellotuba 2 роки тому +91

    You can always tell how much the guest is going to get talked over by how many times they speak in the intro.

  • @gaminbalin9393
    @gaminbalin9393 2 роки тому +201

    Wait for the episodes when Sam discovers 500mg HHC gummies in smoke shopes and he just melts one episode

    • @hademvids
      @hademvids 2 роки тому +5

      thedopestshop be like

    • @gaminbalin9393
      @gaminbalin9393 2 роки тому +2

      @@hademvids facts support my boy Yola

    • @einar_476
      @einar_476 2 роки тому

      Adding those to the shopping list...

    • @SeniorMuffinFace
      @SeniorMuffinFace 2 роки тому +7

      HHC was so fucking nice before it got banned in Utah, shit is so close to THC. Had it here for about 6 months before the mormon boys found out.

    • @gmrads
      @gmrads 2 роки тому

      @@SeniorMuffinFace Is it just me or does HHC not cause cotton mouth as bad as Delta 8 & 9?

  • @philt0n293
    @philt0n293 2 роки тому +74

    Holy shit I see Byans paycheck finally hit

  • @mckelloggs2626
    @mckelloggs2626 2 роки тому +173

    If you ever need a guest, I’m in a Swedish prison watching this on my ps4 and have many hardcore sexual stories

    • @hiimharvey4191
      @hiimharvey4191 2 роки тому +18

      this is clearly a joke but if it wasn’t i wouldn’t even be suprised that just sounds like a plausible general sam fan’s scenario

  • @BumIndividual
    @BumIndividual 2 роки тому +24

    Since you guys have clearly given up I’m offering myself up for an interview, I work at Home Depot, much more dangerous than a Swedish prison.

  • @bah0met1
    @bah0met1 2 роки тому +64

    When the non-content creator has better quality then someone whos been doing it for their whole adult life

  • @DMFSquiggle
    @DMFSquiggle 2 роки тому +21

    Due to the resolution of sam's background I had my first ever seizure and am now in the hospital in critical condition

  • @Greenboy841
    @Greenboy841 2 роки тому +45

    Sam's background really adds quality to the podcast, I would go so far to say that it should remain as a permanent addition

    • @candiedcrusader7841
      @candiedcrusader7841 2 роки тому +10

      I agree, the less of that OGRE's face i can intelligably see the better

  • @notalanrogers3173
    @notalanrogers3173 2 роки тому +70

    Poob unironically audibly groaning about cops, the word mosque, and pronouns is peak Poob.

  • @adammachon9213
    @adammachon9213 2 роки тому +28

    The guest seems very nices would of loved to here him speek

  • @JohnApted
    @JohnApted 2 роки тому +14

    That floating fan in the General's cam view is hypnotising.

  • @OgieSifter
    @OgieSifter 2 роки тому +5

    Mushroom growing is straight up just a Tupperware container you spray with a water bottle in a 40 degree dark corner of your house

  • @exion101
    @exion101 2 роки тому +9

    for the d20 ring you could cut a regular d20 into 4 quadrants, fit a small neodymium magnet inside then mount each quadrant into a ring in the same way you'd mount a gaudy gem; the "gem" would be detachable and click together with the other quadrants to create the voltron dice you so crave...

  • @delysid18
    @delysid18 2 роки тому +7

    Just want to say, compartmentalizing friend groups is the way to go lmao

  • @Conorisme1
    @Conorisme1 2 роки тому +4

    juliusexp's workspace is really just gmod deathrun control rooms

  • @Guaguadeath
    @Guaguadeath 2 роки тому +17

    43:20 Fun fact about the around the world part of Epcot at Disney world. Every single one of the mini countries you go to whether it be japan, morocco, canada, mexico etc. The people working there in that area are literally FROM that country and speak the language and everything

  • @Tanspartan1
    @Tanspartan1 2 роки тому +122

    Thank God for stallt I wouldn't have subscribed without him. Also how tf is Sam getting this much money but his camera quality looks like a laptop webcam

    • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
      @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 2 роки тому +13

      Pretty sure he mentioned in a previous podcast talking about some non-branded camera he bought on Amazon that was meant for cnc machines or something

    • @mang232
      @mang232 2 роки тому +1

      @@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 certified sam moment

    • @concretel10n
      @concretel10n 2 роки тому +4

      He's streaming to a platform and the background is causing it to choke - it's fucking with the compression.

    • @johnathonjoevis4691
      @johnathonjoevis4691 2 роки тому +3

      @@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 bitrate fucks up with tons of particles moving and such, if you look at videos of like confetti or heavy snow or rain it looks lile dogshit even with like 1440

    • @ghostiebaka2809
      @ghostiebaka2809 2 роки тому +1

      It’s like he’s somehow found a camera inside of a dollar store MP3 player and used it to record for this episode

  • @rowanoneil5266
    @rowanoneil5266 2 роки тому +9

    When Sam said "you can not possibly fuck it up" my god big up the audio listeners

  • @Cheeznik_
    @Cheeznik_ 2 роки тому +2

    As a kid I got heat stroke at Disney land and then I never went back

  • @Alex-bc5pg
    @Alex-bc5pg 2 роки тому +29

    I am glad Stallt convinced me to sub to the patreon. I would not have without his sage advise.

  • @steppecist2928
    @steppecist2928 2 роки тому +33

    5:40 seconds in and sam has brought up a White supremacist mass murderer. This is a new record fellas.

    • @LeoScott
      @LeoScott 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah i don’t know how he managed to bring up like the worst thing in Norwegian history and confuse it for Swedish in record time

  • @sandertheunforgiven
    @sandertheunforgiven 2 роки тому +37

    Hell has no fury like a Norwegian person being confused for a Swedish person.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 роки тому

      i've seen worse when norweigans are confused for danes.

    • @sandertheunforgiven
      @sandertheunforgiven 2 роки тому

      @@boarfaceswinejaw4516 that definetly will anger us aswell

    • @jacobedwards4747
      @jacobedwards4747 2 роки тому

      The only difference between the two is that Norway has oil lol.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 2 роки тому +1

      @@jacobedwards4747
      and a more tolerable language. Danish is basically just tazmanian devil sounds as interpreted by a drunken dog.

    • @kinkysergal1085
      @kinkysergal1085 2 роки тому +1

      @@sandertheunforgiven youre literally all the same

  • @joshbryan8028
    @joshbryan8028 2 роки тому +5

    Im digging the retro vibes. Sam's 240p res really brings me back to 2006

  • @leggonarm9835
    @leggonarm9835 2 роки тому +3

    Lol you can't even get through one podcast without the FBI tapping in lol.

  • @zachadam92
    @zachadam92 2 роки тому +53

    Can we get a poll to have stalt as Live Producer alongside editor??? C'mon we all know that shit would pop off on yes anyway Stalt make THE POLL

  • @blake4770
    @blake4770 2 роки тому +9

    damn those were some wild prison stories for sure

  • @succman8398
    @succman8398 2 роки тому +7

    To really fuck with everyone, Stallt should have lowered the quality of Sam's audio so that way it's just as terrible as his camera quality

  • @cadeglenn5081
    @cadeglenn5081 2 роки тому +7

    To be fair I'd rather watch a 3 hour long video than a 3 minute long video I've always enjoyed long form vids idk why

  • @Welkon1
    @Welkon1 2 роки тому +7

    I know what Bryan needs, a monster before the start of every podcast.

  • @fatweeb7471
    @fatweeb7471 2 роки тому +11

    wow stalts editing is so good it convinced me to subscribe to his most expensive patreon

  • @erikuriarte8021
    @erikuriarte8021 2 роки тому +14

    How is it that every new episode Sam's internet somehow gets worse and worse.

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 роки тому +1

      Its the flashy background he has killing his bitrate

  • @PurpleLamprey
    @PurpleLamprey 2 роки тому +28

    How much does Poob get payed for this?

  • @kaztheunbreakable
    @kaztheunbreakable 2 роки тому +14

    Props to this guy. Cool dude

  • @matthewmorrison3745
    @matthewmorrison3745 2 роки тому +7

    Next one should be in 4K but all the cameras are off

  • @ForsakenAirsoft
    @ForsakenAirsoft 2 роки тому +2

    Best poob quote this episode “this guy drops logs”

  • @chrisfritsch8143
    @chrisfritsch8143 2 роки тому +1

    Just wanna throw it out there that the part about old people falling is the most replayed part of this video... what a glorious community we have here

  • @maddie-o
    @maddie-o 2 роки тому +15

    GamerHole also had a prison guard on the show. Where will it end!?

    • @bwehhueh5135
      @bwehhueh5135 2 роки тому +1

      When they switch shows for a few episodes, GamerHole becomes forehead fables and etc

  • @MrSiraque
    @MrSiraque 2 роки тому +2

    Yo! I had a moment here. Middle of the night, silent as a mouse in the house, my Bluetooth disconnects and conecta to my pc, and my phone, on full blast just goes “Yeah just blow up a Moskva. “ holy shit my neighbors all heard that through the wall poob..

  • @yokothespacewhale
    @yokothespacewhale 2 роки тому +21

    hey sam. stalt personally called me after hacking my aunt's wifi satellite. he was very nice despite me freaking out and giving him a whole story about my dog's tumor and how it made my mom lose her car.
    anyways, he convinced me to join the patreon. please give him hotdog.

  • @swagbuckzz
    @swagbuckzz 2 роки тому +1

    there should be a super premium tier of all the cut content

  • @AWormsPurpose
    @AWormsPurpose 2 роки тому +7

    Anyone know which episode has Poob talking about being in preschool and saying he feels small?

  • @mahdilj5882
    @mahdilj5882 2 роки тому +1

    i like how the GUEST has the best camera!

  • @BrosephStalinGaming
    @BrosephStalinGaming 2 роки тому +2

    sam going back to 2006 youtube quality the dedication to classics is admirable

  • @calebnelson6796
    @calebnelson6796 2 роки тому +2

    I love how this podcast is so dysfunctional that the FBI investigates it.

  • @spiralphoenix9839
    @spiralphoenix9839 2 роки тому +2

    “A common feature these criminals have?” Hurting people

  • @Grosswick
    @Grosswick 2 роки тому +1

    Holy fuck Sam went out of his way to burn our eyes out with the bitrate of this recording. Fuck, my retina are bleeding. That's a audio only episode, lol

  • @AlpacaButts
    @AlpacaButts 2 роки тому +2

    Imagine being a successful, grizzled & hardened career criminal who finally gets caught, sent to prison and there's a 12 year old swedish boy as your guard.

  • @TheMailManV6
    @TheMailManV6 2 роки тому +15

    It’s honestly kind of hard to watch with the differences in quality between everyone it’s making me sick lol

  • @dinosaurpotatoes
    @dinosaurpotatoes 2 роки тому +7

    Sam speaking about how making friends after 30 is easy after having a stay at home job ( that I have always applauded my man for ) and now a stay at home wife sickens me as a warehouse grunt who needs to put 60 hours a week in to make things work due to inflation and having to miss so much....

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 2 роки тому +7

      Maybe I need to change things though I'm not gona lie

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 2 роки тому +3

      @@JakobatHeart well first I will leave Whiterun and head for Markarth maybe work in the mines to make more money and provide for my family

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes 2 роки тому +2

      @@JakobatHeart no but on a real note. I think it is time to go for a new type of job. Warehouses are dead end it's time for me to apply myself. I am going to try and get a CDL in the next 6 months

    • @dinosaurpotatoes
      @dinosaurpotatoes Рік тому +1

      @@koolaidman4869 no I sure didn't. After looking into it. The money is really made by being away from home and I want to be with my daughter more. I still have it on the back burner though. I now work at a hospice care company and got my first cushy little desk job. Hahaha but I am enjoying the change in physical labor at the moment. My body is resting finally. But this ain't the last stop either I can already tell. Thanks for checking in. I remember the name but didn't see where we spoke on here. Hope you are doing well my friend.

  • @kameron857
    @kameron857 2 роки тому +3

    I'm a Civil Guard in Taiwan... I'll come on a talk about how crazy shit is haha

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 2 роки тому +1

    Julius got that gigachad Fallout poster. I like Julius.

  • @VictorHernandez-ub5xx
    @VictorHernandez-ub5xx 2 роки тому

    Bryan -the floor is based on the aged he wants lmfAoo wild asf for that joke had me dying💀💀💀

  • @XDfunnyguy
    @XDfunnyguy 2 роки тому +2

    Juliu Sex P is a guest that should be invited again

  • @tsukiortu
    @tsukiortu 2 роки тому +2

    The funny part is that the moving lights are causing issues during the call and moving things like that cause issues on UA-cam so it's hitting twice

  • @LtDeagle
    @LtDeagle 2 роки тому +1

    Sam's smoking himself stupid and doesn't even realize it haha

  • @simonhinterseer9974
    @simonhinterseer9974 2 роки тому +1

    7:47 also notice the no-cam sign in Poob's stream while Sam points out that the new setup is 100% fuck-up free. (besides the obvious 144p disaster)

  • @dr.chungus7305
    @dr.chungus7305 2 роки тому +5

    Sam should pay stalt 60% of proceeds of this episode for having to edit this low quality vid… love you stalt 😂

  • @maymayman0
    @maymayman0 Рік тому

    Bryan is a cracked legend, I wish I could convince a man with amnesia that Robin Williams committed suicide by cop. Truly a comedic genius

  • @geckk
    @geckk 2 роки тому +5

    Damn if this show just reached a new level I can't wait till it peaks. When Sam introduces a 240p jpg for each host, I'll truly know we've reached the summit for this podcast.

  • @AcherontiaStyx
    @AcherontiaStyx 2 роки тому +3

    Man Poob almost sounded really smart when he mentioned Neotony, except that he got it completely wrong lmao. It's the retention of a species' juvenile traits into maturation, not the process of growing up.

    • @poobtube
      @poobtube 2 роки тому +1

      You fucking ruined my life

    • @poobtube
      @poobtube 2 роки тому +1

      You fucking ruined my life

    • @poobtube
      @poobtube 2 роки тому +4

      You fucking ruined my life

  • @nuc13ar
    @nuc13ar 2 роки тому +1

    i watch all youtube videos in 240p anyway seeing as my internets only 30kbs faster than dialup

  • @juice6199
    @juice6199 2 роки тому +1

    Sam looks like he lost weight but retained a giant bobblehead.

  • @gazmatik119
    @gazmatik119 2 роки тому +1

    I really don't care about the sound quality or the visual quality, as long as I can see the text Stalt puts up. Cause seeing the editor ripping on the guys who pay him is just far better than any joke they make.
    Also Stalt before you like this comment or whatever, don't! Because I'm about to do a racism.

  • @afterift
    @afterift 2 роки тому +1

    Wow that poem actually hit hard

  • @raydensmoko
    @raydensmoko 2 роки тому +7

    I love how Brian needs his a/c fixed yet the average in Canada is like 75 degrees

  • @TheLangster
    @TheLangster 2 роки тому +6

    Sam, if you're short on time and need a guest hit me up. I work in a machine shop that should be good enough

  • @BetterRhylek
    @BetterRhylek 2 роки тому +1

    Editor made me sub to Patreon, made a very convincing argument.

  • @kickbackj3855
    @kickbackj3855 2 роки тому +5

    I didn't pay for this

  • @rowanconstable7824
    @rowanconstable7824 2 роки тому +6

    A Sam led episode, that's rare. And at the expense of the guest

  • @Neto09
    @Neto09 2 роки тому +1

    Bruh that Cartel Monkey news article is the worst/best piece of news ive seen in a while.

  • @BEACHEDZEBRA
    @BEACHEDZEBRA 2 роки тому +1

    The father stuff always gets me bro, I got something sweet from my daughters teacher made me cry too…

  • @Derpanatter
    @Derpanatter 2 роки тому +2

    This is the second most I've heard Brian speak other than the Melody episode.

  • @sirkiwi7076
    @sirkiwi7076 2 роки тому +1

    I thought I was going blind just turns out it's just expected quality of this podcast

  • @l.sch.7545
    @l.sch.7545 2 роки тому +4

    Production quality has gone through the roof god bless you salt

  • @boogadooma9939
    @boogadooma9939 2 роки тому +7

    love the show boys. this video quality is absolute dogshit. it is the only hang up. i get why it is the way it is but i have to imagine theres another way. especially since the older videos were so kwispy smooth.

  • @barodrinksbeer7484
    @barodrinksbeer7484 2 роки тому +8

    I was so tired of movies, till I started watching a channel called story recapped. Dude literally explains entire movies in about 20 mins, and makes the most dogshit movies seem interesting.

    • @The_Borisaurus
      @The_Borisaurus 2 роки тому +1

      Also a good YT channel called A High Boi. He does the same!

  • @accountname7425
    @accountname7425 2 роки тому

    That camera quality on sam really reflects the quality of his jokes. Really clever sam!!!

  • @degenaratesaint1
    @degenaratesaint1 2 роки тому +4

    why is sam in 144p

    • @degenaratesaint1
      @degenaratesaint1 2 роки тому

      nevermind it has been addressed and is hilarious

  • @RichardGlass33
    @RichardGlass33 2 роки тому +1

    I like the idea of having the new software for better guests, get more interesting people.

  • @yearlyrookie914
    @yearlyrookie914 2 роки тому +1

    My man got Stonehenge forhead

  • @Bee_Tea_Sea
    @Bee_Tea_Sea 2 роки тому +10

    Yet again another episode that makes me glad I don't pay a cent to watch this dogpuke, the quality of the show ( not only in the visual sense) degrades more and more as every new episode is released.
    I would say I pity the patrons for wasting their money, but I do not pity those with willful mental handicaps.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 роки тому +1

    now put the video on actually 144p too.
    it's absolutely mesmerizing

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 2 роки тому +1

    i think robo staltt doesnt sync up your audio nearly as good as staltt staltt

  • @arealbigboss
    @arealbigboss 2 роки тому

    Not even 6 minutes in and Sam is 100% factually incorrect about something that is very well-known, I love it so much.

  • @G_Zero127
    @G_Zero127 2 роки тому +4

    We need some self assertive and dominant guest to talk over our hosts, kind of like McAfee

  • @GatlinShot
    @GatlinShot 2 роки тому +2

    don't podcasts usually get better in production quality as they go on?

  • @Fungle2
    @Fungle2 2 роки тому +1

    Watching Sam talk about investing is extremely depressing. Hopefully, he'll be able to retire by 80 at his rate, lol.

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 2 роки тому +1

    LFG Customs, lvl 1, haven't played yet this wipe. lol

  • @YubeToucom
    @YubeToucom 2 роки тому +1

    Ask him if asap rocky got his food tray stolen