THE MOST EVIL FINAL BOSS

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  • Опубліковано 28 жов 2024

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  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 2 місяці тому +272

    Dude, the game isn't even subtle about cheating. Kathy gets the spell to weaken the boss from RNG, gets the exact number to reach the boss, gets a buff that she didn't even need, and kills it all while John gets every roll imaginable that doesn't let him even get into the dungeon before Steve just blows him away to another side of the planet for no reason. This is INSANE. It's hilarious, but INSANE.

    • @CountofBleck
      @CountofBleck 2 місяці тому +51

      You cant fight fate. Kathy is the true hero of this tale.

    • @Mireneye
      @Mireneye 2 місяці тому +33

      Been doing my own playthrough. It's part of the fun, there are definitely strategies and things to hold on to that can pivot anyone who is ahead. Essentially you have to overcome the cheats with a more longform strategy and A LOT of adaptability.

    • @maxspecs
      @maxspecs 2 місяці тому +8

      Steve is doing what he can to save his sensei and friend.

    • @mario98730
      @mario98730 2 місяці тому +18

      Woolie made John set everyone to Sneaky for a reason I guess cuz it REALLY has been insane the lengths to which this game has gone to screw John over. I mean there were a lot of instances that John got "cheated" because he was impatient or didn't understand the game, but there wasn't much he could do this episode. He probably could've headed to the Tower sooner? But Kathy was so far ahead it wouldn't have even mattered.

    • @flexoffender8159
      @flexoffender8159 2 місяці тому +14

      I have played through with all of them on sneaky as well and the cheating is fairly obvious, but that being said this is sooooo much worse than anything that ever happened to me in my whole playthrough lol. Truly horrific.

  • @konatagames
    @konatagames 2 місяці тому +127

    Heads up for youtube watchers: John hasn't streamed in a few weeks due to working on his next video essay, so I don't think there will be Dokapon videos next week.

    • @sethzard
      @sethzard 2 місяці тому +2

      NOOOOOOO!

    • @MunkeeFlip
      @MunkeeFlip 2 місяці тому +3

      John's suffering sustains me

  • @mario98730
    @mario98730 2 місяці тому +22

    Kathy is 4 parallel universes ahead. Kathy is more than sneaky, more than AI, more than Dokapon. Kathy is.

  • @agentepsilon5014
    @agentepsilon5014 2 місяці тому +118

    I think it’s poetic that one you ridiculed surpassed you in the end. It is not the fact that the enemy won, more so it is the fact the one you ignored has surpassed thee Hobo Crawfish

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 2 місяці тому +8

    "I'm gonna beat Kathy, I'm gonna take all her money, and then I'm gonna kill the final boss. This is the Final Gamer's Plan, and it's going to work." -John, 6:46 pm GMT, August 14th, 2024

  • @alackofgames913
    @alackofgames913 2 місяці тому +73

    Oh, John... How little you know. You thought you taught your apprentice to never stand against you. What a fool you were. Did you not see? See the truth? All Sith masters meet their end at the hands of their apprentice.

  • @kinkin5633
    @kinkin5633 2 місяці тому +25

    Kathy has claimed yet another W. Meanwhile John is getting dunked on by the apprentice he treated like garbage. Everything is normal.

  • @Skirakzalus
    @Skirakzalus 2 місяці тому +19

    I think it's important to keep in mind that this game is meant to be multiplayer, John is playing against three simulated players on high difficulty. Even if this wasn't his first time in the game, just statistically his chances wouldn't be great. Kathy pulled away early and even with there being a few catch-up mechanics and resets, keeping up with her is far from easy.
    I gotta say though, I'm digging the length of this campaign. I recently bought Clank! and while that has a similar tendency to screw me over, the rounds are so short that nothing has much consequence. I prefer this longer campaign where you really have to deal with the consequences instead of just starting a new game a few minutes later.

  • @fakeigniz13
    @fakeigniz13 2 місяці тому +26

    The final gamer always has a plan, unfortunately, Kathy knows what it is and is 3 steps ahead.

  • @W0lfenstrike
    @W0lfenstrike 2 місяці тому +16

    That Alt+F4 at the end was so raw, lmao.

  • @BloodBrandy
    @BloodBrandy 2 місяці тому +29

    "You useless piece of shit" John says to the character solely responsible for Kathy's fall and John having any chance to beat her.
    John better show respect to the Dark Lord King Steve
    "What is Kathy?" Kathy is the true protagonist of the series, with her bumbling but at times oddly adept sidekick Steve and her on again/off again girlfriend Gabriel. Leaving John to simply be the Neito Manoma of the series
    "What spell is that?" It's Steve's "Heard you was talking shit" spell
    Also what did the ending show up as? Is he going Shenmue 3 or Omikron?

  • @BigFingerRo
    @BigFingerRo 2 місяці тому +31

    Well, Mr. Crawfish, since your defeat, and by consequence, your second trip through either Omikron or Shenmue is inminent, I can only think of the words of your friend, Woolie Madden : "That's pretty impressive, Jon, that's a good attempt, guess what-- *DO IT AGAIN!* "

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 2 місяці тому

      I was thinking more that other quote Woolie made during a similar situation some time ago;
      *_"If might makes right, losing means you never should have tried."_*

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Місяць тому

      We are due a Dokapon Season 3 sometime soon😂

  • @Armoraxis
    @Armoraxis 2 місяці тому +20

    There's something about Kathy calling everyone "good for nothing losers" right before she solos the demon lord that hits kinda different - keeping in mind everyone else is practically tripping over themselves, hopelessly lost, or is constantly getting back-handed by karma....
    seriously though, John insults Steve and the Mayor, only to get absolutely fucked by the world - such as losing his revival, never being able to land at the dungeon, and finally getting sent further away as a final "fuck you, master" from Steven. Man, how poetic would it be for Super Hobocrawfish to nearly beat Kathy, only for his discarded apprentice, Steve to show up at the finish line and drag our anti-hero into the depths of hell! "The future is now, old man. THIS! IS! DOKAPON!" - fucking sparta kicks John into 4th place

  • @JakB001
    @JakB001 2 місяці тому +18

    Not only did John have the worst luck, but he also made the worst decisions. He truly is the Final Gamer.

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 2 місяці тому +11

    51:27 *The crushing realization is hitting you that you might be a side character.

    • @colt1903
      @colt1903 Місяць тому

      "might"? 😂

  • @antoniozeros
    @antoniozeros 2 місяці тому +6

    Regular Baddecisions Wolf strikes again

  • @wolflance64
    @wolflance64 2 місяці тому +4

    His not understanding spinners keep you consistent, without then your struggling he passes up too many chances to keep a spinner on hand

  • @wilkohere
    @wilkohere 2 місяці тому +29

    Super Hobo Crawfish is in some deep shit

  • @OtakuforlifeV2
    @OtakuforlifeV2 2 місяці тому +5

    STEVE was like by the way "master" wooooooooosh

  • @svolozhanin7627
    @svolozhanin7627 2 місяці тому +35

    Don't give up, Skeleton!

  • @picawood
    @picawood 2 місяці тому +9

    i love that game said both john and kathy are freinds

    • @Carlos-Mora
      @Carlos-Mora 2 місяці тому +6

      "That's the tragedy of it all, HoboCrawFish, we will *always* be friends..."

  • @popg21-the-epic51
    @popg21-the-epic51 2 місяці тому +35

    Found this series yesterday is anyone else on team steve don't get me wrong kathy is our hero but steve has his moments despite being mostly a side character

    • @Armoraxis
      @Armoraxis 2 місяці тому +5

      Personally, I hope he comes in second, poor guy deserves it after all the abuse he suffered from his master 😢

    • @danielcollinson101
      @danielcollinson101 2 місяці тому +1

      Steve turns into the true antagonist I think, or at the *very* least the rival for the Protagonist (Kathy ofc). After the hardships of his apprenticeship, after being cast out and betrayed by his worthless shrew of a master, he managed to arc both his character and his power scaling almost to to the top, only to be stopped at the last hurdle. I reckon if this anime gets a Shippuden, he'll become the Dokakage for real.

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 2 місяці тому +1

      Guy is basically the reason John had a fighting chance against Kathy. Sure he stole a castle but John was able to pull ahead cuz of him.
      But I noticed John is full of bloodlust and revenge so when ever he gets the chance to physically fight and defeat them, he’ll go for it. Even if it causes immediate problems afterwards lol

    • @siegwardinspirit
      @siegwardinspirit 2 місяці тому

      ​@@BelBelle468 HoboCrawfish can't escape karmic justice

  • @TeamGhostRyderINC
    @TeamGhostRyderINC 2 місяці тому +32

    Who is here to watch John play omikron the nomad soul because the Dokapon Queendom defeated him in this "Baby Game".
    Editor Note: Kathy went on to becoming a brilliant video essay about "Why you should watch Bleach", "Why Wrestling is amazing", The Latest Manga of 2024 and of course we all saw the awards she got at Evo 2024 for best girl All fighting games.
    Meanwhile John is going to omikron the nomad soul because he is John. 😅😅😅😅😅 LoL

  • @TeamGhostRyderINC
    @TeamGhostRyderINC 2 місяці тому +39

    We are entering the Endgame moments by watching Hobocrawfish and Kathy versus eachother in immortal battle but plot twist..... The Final Gamer Queen Kathy shall always win against the supervillain like J*hn.

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 2 місяці тому +7

      John isn’t the super villain, he’s the early series gag villain that gets sidelined once the series gets serious.

    • @Armoraxis
      @Armoraxis 2 місяці тому +4

      Honestly, Steve seems to be going through some serious development into becoming the truth antagonist, what with him now robbing stores, taunting his old master by sending him further from the quest target, and causing a momentary global revolution to bring everyone back down to the same level. I have high hopes for the guy!

  • @cbreezy1221121
    @cbreezy1221121 2 місяці тому +1

    It's really nice that John purposefully makes himself into a heel and then throws the game definitely on purpose so that we can have fun watching him lose. What a nice guy!

  • @Bring07
    @Bring07 2 місяці тому +3

    48:45 Singlehandedly the hardest hitting line this whole LP.

  • @tristanderamos6455
    @tristanderamos6455 2 місяці тому +6

    When John gets beaten by Kathy, he must name this series DoKATHYpon kingdom

    • @BigFingerRo
      @BigFingerRo 2 місяці тому

      Gentlemen, please. KATHYpon Kingdom.

  • @KraftLawrence1
    @KraftLawrence1 2 місяці тому +1

    Perfectly fair gameplay. Kathy would NEVER resort to RNG manipulation.

  • @caulfield78
    @caulfield78 2 місяці тому +1

    This game really took a toll on you. You need a vacation after this. I hear that Guilin, China is a really nice place.

  • @RobClouds
    @RobClouds 2 місяці тому

    47:27 That YES should not have gotten to me as much as it did. The genuine excitement at the smallest win is just too funny.

  • @matthewnguyen5100
    @matthewnguyen5100 2 місяці тому +5

    if you lose to Kathy and Steve, You should cosplay as Kathy when you play Omicron/Shenmue3 (you've already got the hair colour)

  • @TheMasterBountakun
    @TheMasterBountakun 2 місяці тому +3

    John, John, do you hear Omikron calling?

  • @ronyheat91
    @ronyheat91 2 місяці тому +3

    That double rock was pure evil

  • @MManVnz
    @MManVnz 2 місяці тому +1

    Truly, John is the Le'garde to Kathy's Ragnvaldr

  • @Eco419
    @Eco419 2 місяці тому +5

    Noooo John’s face at the end made me feel so sad 😢

  • @Yelloweyedrobo
    @Yelloweyedrobo 2 місяці тому +3

    Can’t wait for the shenmue 3 playthrough!

  • @BobSbaggett
    @BobSbaggett 2 місяці тому +9

    John: what is Cathy? What is she?
    Me: SHE'S BUILT DIFFERENT!!!
    Damn, I just saw the ending.
    Man I was Ganna joke about someone making a prepare to cry video on Cathy and John but damn now I feel bad.
    I guess see you in Omikron next week buddy.
    Oh man I just saw the rankings, 3rd place under Steve too. Insult to injury holy fuck. God really gave him that experience he prayed for. I'm sorry I had to get that one in there. Seriously tho damn. Cathy is wild.
    Dokapon kingdom, everybody. The game that ruins friendships and breaks men.

  • @solanoguz
    @solanoguz 2 місяці тому +2

    This game broke John worse than Fear & Hunger even could

  • @kurowasanabe
    @kurowasanabe 2 місяці тому +3

    I'm a Steve Believer.
    A Bestever, if you will.

  • @krisprowler3199
    @krisprowler3199 2 місяці тому +2

    That second playthrough of Omikron is gonna be so hype.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 2 місяці тому

      He's gonna deliberately use up all of his bodies and save rings, as a form of self-imposed exile. The channel from then on will be him roleplaying in a shitty game- never playing anything else- for the rest of his life.

  • @comradet0m
    @comradet0m 2 місяці тому

    2:34 So heroic of Kathy to take the high ground at the beginning and put an end to the fighting so that she can instead focus on the real threat. A true hero, putting the good of the kingdom above her own pride.

  • @Owesomasaurus
    @Owesomasaurus 2 місяці тому

    Another fine chapter of John Takes Psychic Damage For Our Amusement

  • @longarmsshow
    @longarmsshow 2 місяці тому +6

    The Omikron Gambit starting to rear its ugly head

  • @redscorner8276
    @redscorner8276 2 місяці тому

    “What is Kathy?”
    Clearly, the Final Gamer’s arch-nemesis, The First Boss.

  • @Branch749
    @Branch749 2 місяці тому

    As the final, decisive chapter approaches the secret is revealed. Steve was Kathy's apprentice all along

  • @doesntno
    @doesntno 2 місяці тому +2

    Can't wait for the ending of Dokapon. It's been entertaining so far. But now I'm looking forward to the Shenmue 3 LP

  • @countphil1
    @countphil1 2 місяці тому +8

    Kathy sweep! Kathy sweep!

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 Місяць тому

    40:41 "Remember that haste is a sadistic and merciless mistress."

  • @marekarazien
    @marekarazien 2 місяці тому +6

    Kathy Sweep!

  • @JakB001
    @JakB001 2 місяці тому +1

    DON'T GO FOR THE GOLEM, GO FOR THE ARCH DEMON JOHN

  • @Benjicoffee
    @Benjicoffee 2 місяці тому +1

    Even Steve is back alive

  • @richardduska1558
    @richardduska1558 2 місяці тому +5

    The MC (AKA Kathy) won.

  • @loganwendigo937
    @loganwendigo937 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ve always believed in Steve!

  • @jorgebuitrago1016
    @jorgebuitrago1016 2 місяці тому +2

    I won’t lie to you guys. This would be a tough fight for the 2nd place.

  • @XpistolinX
    @XpistolinX 2 місяці тому +1

    Nature is healing

  • @Ransphobe
    @Ransphobe 2 місяці тому +1

    I believe in you, Super Hobo Crawfish.

  • @enanvigil
    @enanvigil 2 місяці тому

    I can't believe I am still watching you play this game. Well done. 🍻

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 2 місяці тому

    john thought he was the protagonist when really he was the nanami to kathy and gaby’s utena and anri respectively

  • @definitelyhooman7939
    @definitelyhooman7939 2 місяці тому +2

    It seriously seems like Kathy's ai knows exactly what they're gonna roll - and what will happen on that space. Almost like its cheating... 🤔

  • @lukesmith8967
    @lukesmith8967 2 місяці тому +2

    Nice vid

  • @alaaranaranoya1499
    @alaaranaranoya1499 2 місяці тому +5

    And in the end- ….

  • @znritheotaku
    @znritheotaku 2 місяці тому +1

    Looks like you're going to have to go to heck john.

  • @Coolquip43
    @Coolquip43 2 місяці тому

    You could not script this better

  • @RBNinja
    @RBNinja 2 місяці тому +3

    God I just want to yell at John to look at the goddamn map. Look at what you're losing!! All your work is going down the drain because your foolish need to one-up Kathy.

  • @nikeanton7870
    @nikeanton7870 2 місяці тому +2

    This has been a fun adventure, but I believe that some of the Twitch streams weren't saved by being highlighted. Any chance those unedited streams were saved elsewhere, if that's all right?

  • @etheric_dissonance
    @etheric_dissonance 2 місяці тому

    all is futile in the face of a cruel, cursed RNG

  • @aeiouy2887
    @aeiouy2887 2 місяці тому

    Intro slaps

  • @ryanmiller6103
    @ryanmiller6103 2 місяці тому

    We are getting so close to omikron Johnathan eyepatch wolf

  • @someguyschannel15
    @someguyschannel15 2 місяці тому

    I'm getting tilted on John's behalf just watching this...

  • @Biggi87
    @Biggi87 2 місяці тому +1

    So... was there ever a decision between Omicron or Shenmue 3?

  • @lukesmith8967
    @lukesmith8967 2 місяці тому

    Kathy’s too op

  • @MediaMeister
    @MediaMeister 2 місяці тому

    Damn...

  • @papindraWhoTheHellIsPapindra
    @papindraWhoTheHellIsPapindra 2 місяці тому

    15:30 is where it all went downhill.

  • @name3756
    @name3756 2 місяці тому +7

    When is the next stream John?

    • @regulareyepatchwolf6128
      @regulareyepatchwolf6128  2 місяці тому +20

      The next stream is scheduled for next Wednesday, August 14th. John's been busy with buying a house and prepping for a new main channel video, so he didn't have energy for streams. But Dokapon will be defeated soon!

    • @TeamGhostRyderINC
      @TeamGhostRyderINC 2 місяці тому +11

      @@regulareyepatchwolf6128 I placing bets on QUEEN KATHY WINNING and John losing. Also Foxcade thank you for helping John out and that you are amazing part of this channel. Thank you. We all love this channel because of your hard work in editing the video.

    • @jakubmakalowski6428
      @jakubmakalowski6428 2 місяці тому +1

      @@regulareyepatchwolf6128he managed to find a place? Awesome!

  • @danielcollinson101
    @danielcollinson101 2 місяці тому

    Well, well, well... Kathy at number 1, which I think we all saw coming. The sad thing? Turns out you weren't the protagonist John, as it turns out after you cast out Steve only to be surpassed by him, you weren't even the rival. . Even Gabrielle deserves more recognition, when Kathy realised she had to cast aside her toxic yuri relationship for the greater good and ground Gabrielle into the dirt, notable by the spectacle of her destruction. No, you were just a stepping stone on Kathy's rise, a nameless jobber whose few successes only served to highlight your ignominious end in a limp number three, hanging in the air like a sad, wet fart that everyone is too embarrassed to acknowledge.

  • @ParadoxHoax
    @ParadoxHoax 2 місяці тому +2

    So since Steve is getting 2nd, do you now stream Omikron and Shenmue 3?

  • @mrsbasia122
    @mrsbasia122 2 місяці тому

    39:17 It's never who is Kathy, or Why is Kathy.

  • @creatorofgrimm3726
    @creatorofgrimm3726 2 місяці тому +4

    Day 26 of asking for American Mcgee's Alice. Road to 30🎉

  • @greatdevourskeleton7685
    @greatdevourskeleton7685 2 місяці тому

    kathy has dumped gabrielle for the princes, know both gabrielle and the final gamer are at there lowest moments, steve is at his peek after diching his sinful ways, and kathy is still the all mighty that even overlord rico fears.
    who will win?
    will john prove to kathy he is the best once and for all?
    will gabrielle take kathy back?
    will steve prove that he has outclassed his master?
    or will kathy consume this world as well?

    • @BloodBrandy
      @BloodBrandy 2 місяці тому

      Where did anything say Gabrielle isn't down with the princess as well?

    • @plufim
      @plufim 2 місяці тому

      @@BloodBrandy Yeah, Kathy just has a girl on each arm now.

  • @oldstoneface
    @oldstoneface 2 місяці тому

    Hey John, you winning buddy?

  • @dmsnotesadventuresofthethi779
    @dmsnotesadventuresofthethi779 2 місяці тому

    What music plays at 40:56? Just curious

  • @xiahouduin
    @xiahouduin 2 місяці тому

    Why cant I be Kathy

  • @jakubmakalowski6428
    @jakubmakalowski6428 2 місяці тому

    So was it decided if he plays omicron or shenmue 3?

    • @Armoraxis
      @Armoraxis 2 місяці тому

      on VS Wolves, it seems he's doing Shenmue 3, but he might still leave it up to a vote - in all honesty, I feel like there are harder / worse games out there than both of them 🤷‍♂

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 2 місяці тому

      If he comes in 3rd or 4th place he has to play both, at the same time.

  • @gabyj121
    @gabyj121 2 місяці тому

    40:50

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 2 місяці тому

    the game was rigged from the start...
    Kathy is that OP shounen protagonist who gets everything handed to them by the entire world they inhabit.

  • @InquisitorThomas
    @InquisitorThomas 2 місяці тому

    Spoiler alert:John lost to Steve.

  • @claudiacortex849
    @claudiacortex849 2 місяці тому

    Oof

  • @SolaireIntensifies
    @SolaireIntensifies 2 місяці тому

    Jesus Christ John is so dense...

  • @Tysplosion
    @Tysplosion 2 місяці тому

    i don’t want to complain but is anyone else getting an ad every few minutes?

  • @beo3828
    @beo3828 2 місяці тому

    Honestly idk if it's for content but John makes way too many obvious mistakes. Even if rng could be against him he deliberately makes bad choices.

  •  2 місяці тому

    What a rollercoaster of a stream. O.=.o
    Going from so high at the start, to such lows at the end. It's insane. O.=.o
    We'll see what will happen in the next one. But chances of you winning is below the 0.01% that's for sure. >.