Trump Still Won't Concede and Has No Plans To

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  • Trump still won’t concede to Joe Biden, many Republican politicians are going along with Trump’s scheme, a new character in the Trump universe emerges, Jimmy has a proposal to get Trump out of the White House, Team Trump has sent about 150 fundraising emails this week asking for help, Mike Pence had a planned vacation to Florida that he had to cancel, “The Bachelorette” heats up on ABC, and amidst growing COVID numbers, some restaurants aren’t taking any precautions at all!
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  • @petitechaos883
    @petitechaos883 4 роки тому +865

    “Another weird day in America.” Sums it up.

  • @jonnycaviar520
    @jonnycaviar520 4 роки тому +176

    How embarrassing for Americans
    Once undisputed greatest country on this planet. Now a basket case and an example of what not to do

  • @nobodyanybody3374
    @nobodyanybody3374 4 роки тому +194

    Let see whether America has any backbone to stand up against the bullies.

    • @Mral236d
      @Mral236d 4 роки тому +8

      If Biden stays our president we are gonna turn into one of the weakest of countries. He’s gonna let Russia and China walk all over us

    • @darshilshah2728
      @darshilshah2728 4 роки тому

      Wait what side are you on ?

    • @mbtaningco
      @mbtaningco 4 роки тому +3

      @@Mral236d 👈 says a brainwashed sheep. Next please.

    • @backwoods1732
      @backwoods1732 4 роки тому +1

      What happened to their standpoint on not negotiating with terrorists?

    • @shelterlovely
      @shelterlovely 4 роки тому +11

      @@Mral236d lol trump made American a laughing stock, wtf you ranting about, nobody has respect for that country again, he was so weak that its laughable

  • @breannanorthrup5498
    @breannanorthrup5498 4 роки тому +68

    Jimmy Kimmel has gotten so much more savage. I love it.

  • @sachindhamdhere5942
    @sachindhamdhere5942 4 роки тому +1181

    The only way he's going out is when they physically drag him out!
    Although that would be an embarrassment but would be hella funny😂

    • @entertainmeimboredplease4250
      @entertainmeimboredplease4250 4 роки тому +15

      To funny.

    • @shreeshashreekumar1773
      @shreeshashreekumar1773 4 роки тому +13

      I wish 😂😂😂

    • @adammedeiros6265
      @adammedeiros6265 4 роки тому +69

      I honestly want it to come down to that. Not only our country but the world deserves to see it happen lol.

    • @vincetheboxingdude08
      @vincetheboxingdude08 4 роки тому +2

      Not going to happen the secret service works for him and him alone. Each president has there own detail, until they die.

    • @crazyivan7910
      @crazyivan7910 4 роки тому +4

      Biden will be dragged out in a coffin. He wont make the full 4 years

  • @tharushsomashekar
    @tharushsomashekar 4 роки тому +730

    "You can call her Karen if you like"
    I immediately liked the video 🙃

    • @preppymilie5215
      @preppymilie5215 4 роки тому +2

      He meant like not like the video but that’s good too haha

    • @mightymine3703
      @mightymine3703 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @tonweave1
      @tonweave1 4 роки тому +6

      Big Karen

    • @cannedmusic
      @cannedmusic 4 роки тому

      The only thing missing was the hussy red/Chinese red lipstick.

    • @muajin
      @muajin 4 роки тому +3

      Trump is the king of male Karens everywhere!! Even female Karens too i'm sure.

  • @spaideman7850
    @spaideman7850 4 роки тому +230

    70 days left in office is for Trump to handover all President responsibilities to Biden, however Trump refused to do so. Hence the US govt should bring forward the inauguration day to next week.

    • @mailamakua602
      @mailamakua602 4 роки тому +18

      We should rush inauguration events as quickly as he put that mess of a judge in office.

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 4 роки тому

      Citizen black science guy from the news

    • @robertlust6234
      @robertlust6234 4 роки тому

      Samsung was that an eco drive, citizen watches have eco drive and so boss

    • @evolutionaryadvantage
      @evolutionaryadvantage 4 роки тому +4

      @@robertlust6234
      Are you drunk? 😉

    • @tessietesoro7407
      @tessietesoro7407 4 роки тому

      😂 😂 😂, American politic is full of drama?

  • @mariamawits3689
    @mariamawits3689 3 роки тому +10

    Omg hilarious monologue, thanks Jimmy and all the brilliant writers on the show!!

  • @ayeitshanah2151
    @ayeitshanah2151 4 роки тому +1930

    Just make a duplicate of the Oval Office in a old folks home, he won’t know the difference.

    • @kittyprincess_mini9032
      @kittyprincess_mini9032 4 роки тому +27

      Theres a replica tyler perry built on his production lot in atlanta Ga

    • @pannachawangkul585
      @pannachawangkul585 4 роки тому +125

      @B B President elect Biden is only 4 years older than the obese orange loser, and he can walk or jog up or down the slope just fine, as in unassisted. That should be an indication of his health. As for how long he will live, only God knows! A mere mortal has no right to predict.

    • @kennethreynolds1532
      @kennethreynolds1532 4 роки тому +11

      @@pannachawangkul585 Biden has dementia have you not heard the man he is just a shell

    • @controversialhunter8032
      @controversialhunter8032 4 роки тому +7

      @@kennethreynolds1532 I don't believe its just Dementia I think he also has Parkinson's disease.
      No worries Remember when Al Gore became President? Oh ya nvm that didn't happen either!

    • @fleshpuppet2679
      @fleshpuppet2679 4 роки тому +30

      Build it on a Golf field next to
      Macdonald's ,done deal....

  • @taurussvenssen-wall4211
    @taurussvenssen-wall4211 4 роки тому +101

    If someone films his final tantrum when, at long hellish last, someone just goes in and drags him out of the White House once and for all, it'll make up for literally of 2020 imo

  • @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398
    @wholefoodplantbasedmama5398 4 роки тому +961

    Pompeo is probably scared of what will happen to him after the transition.

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 4 роки тому +6

      What bout corrupt joe in 4 yrs!

    • @someoneelseright4671
      @someoneelseright4671 4 роки тому +204

      @@lindaselander9602 Karen shut the door on your way out! Byeee!🖐

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 4 роки тому +6

      @@someoneelseright4671 the door is shut on you already, lib!

    • @sharmore23
      @sharmore23 4 роки тому +34

      Jail.

    • @freefacts7590
      @freefacts7590 4 роки тому +108

      @@lindaselander9602 More like you shut the door to reality

  • @chantalharris8502
    @chantalharris8502 4 роки тому +140

    It was never about the country. It’s always about the title this guy wants to keep to evade NYC.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 4 роки тому +4

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe in the '020s.

    • @AngelsOfAresED
      @AngelsOfAresED 4 роки тому +2

      Which is ironic since it's the only place worth going to in the USA. 😂

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 4 роки тому +4

      It's not even about that. It's just about this guy being an insecure narcissist. Anything that would suggest he's not the best, most perfect person is an idea that physically hurts him, so his defense mechanism is to lie to himself (and everyone around him) by rejecting reality and substituting a narrative in which he IS the best at all times. It's not some shrewd legal trick, it's just the ramblings of a sad man-child who can't accept that he's a flawed human.

    • @useyourbrain3765
      @useyourbrain3765 4 роки тому +2

      May be he left NY cause off the confiscatory taxes, dingbat.

    • @useyourbrain3765
      @useyourbrain3765 4 роки тому

      So, you don't think the vaccine should be distributed nationally, by the Fed govt? Or, like your presumed VP, you want nothing to do with a "Trump" vaccine? Geez, you Lefty's, every damn thing is about politics. Must suck

  • @TheSumpum
    @TheSumpum 4 роки тому +164

    the republican party have now conceded all their self respect. as individuals and collectively🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @stopfakenews8368
      @stopfakenews8368 4 роки тому +7

      Everyone knows the Dems rigged this election........ EVERYONE

    • @uktea9610
      @uktea9610 4 роки тому +15

      @@stopfakenews8368 is that you Trump?

    • @steveholmes5438
      @steveholmes5438 4 роки тому +3

      Self respect??? Wow did you forget about the past four years of fake, made up stories of Russian collusion. We are one week in and your talking respect? All the while your party created a fake conspiracy, burnt down cities, etc. Seriously?

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 4 роки тому +4

      @@stopfakenews8368 Ya everyone knows. You're correct! Tell everyone you know! Jesus...

    • @dans4298
      @dans4298 4 роки тому

      @@stopfakenews8368 everyone knows do they? Be interesting to see where your info is from.
      Hey maybe it’s just their revenge for all the Russian interference in the last election?

  • @leefischer2486
    @leefischer2486 4 роки тому +295

    “I love it when we meet a new character in the last season of a show.” - excellent!

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому

      LOL ! .....Trump should take advice from corrupt scumbag jokers like Kimmel etc ...yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags.

    • @birdieerdie2349
      @birdieerdie2349 4 роки тому +12

      @@davelawson2564 hey cut and paste, where is the evidence??? Please post a link if you have so much evidence.

    • @batfreakjoker5611
      @batfreakjoker5611 4 роки тому +13

      @@davelawson2564Your brain is clearly cripple

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому

      @Nuff916Said wait till it goes to court. courts have already allowed recounting in PA. Others will follow

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому

      @Nuff916Said whom are you fooling ? Margin of fraud is like 20% of more that is why republicans are challenging the large scale fraud in most democrat controlled states.
      ​ you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

  • @bobwalton4630
    @bobwalton4630 4 роки тому +305

    I was talking to a co worker yesterday. All he said was, "what a country. I can't believe it". He has always been a super nice, older guy and I said, "Yeah it's crazy how Trump won't concede the election". He looked at me and said, "What do you mean, Trump is going to win". I looked at him and was like, O.....K....... I do not argue with anyone about politics and walked away from that one as quickly as possible. I really can not believe this right now

    • @LuzJulianna
      @LuzJulianna 4 роки тому +26

      In solidarity to you, I also really can't understand how trump can put people, who likely exist in the same vibration as he, in this kind of trance. It's really hard to understand. It's hard to understand it here in Brazil also, our own situation. Yesterday Bolsonaro threatened the US president elect with gunpowder.... Lol

    • @liqme3110
      @liqme3110 4 роки тому +10

      in 2000 the media said for a whole month that al gore won... soo theres that

    • @jimothygoldfish
      @jimothygoldfish 4 роки тому +66

      @@liqme3110 that's when the race was close and it came down to Florida. This race isn't even close. Biden won, it's been declared as a definite projection. Sorry for your loss 😂

    • @lalaj5831
      @lalaj5831 4 роки тому +48

      @Mustard straps Tenkay So you really do want to live in a dictatorship under a fascist. The majority of Americans have voted against that. Why do you want to nullify a legal election?

    • @cowboycurtis2229
      @cowboycurtis2229 4 роки тому +7

      @@jimothygoldfish The race isn't close? He's only ahead by 50K in PA, 20K in WI, and13K in AZ. And yet those states have been called by the media already. But he's up by 80K in NC and the media refuses to call that state yet. Seems to me that they are premature in calling PA, WI, and AZ. And if all of those go to Trump, that gives him 270.

  • @GreeceUranusPutin
    @GreeceUranusPutin 4 роки тому +52

    I tune out immediately when the topic goes to The Bacherolette.

    • @Paineinyourblank
      @Paineinyourblank 4 роки тому +2

      80% of "reality" shows are just awful crap. I wince when someone tells me they watch that or real housewives of whatever

    • @amylee3531
      @amylee3531 4 роки тому +1

      Me too. I really thought I was the only person that refuses to watch that show. Its so damn stupid!

  • @margritkaminsky1470
    @margritkaminsky1470 4 роки тому +311

    He also has not yet paid host cities for the costs he incurred on them with his campaign s there.

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 4 роки тому +3

      What about looting and destruction of your party!

    • @BobP68
      @BobP68 4 роки тому +19

      and i bet little Donny never does. Cheat and fraud that he is !!

    • @blkcatzette
      @blkcatzette 4 роки тому +34

      @@lindaselander9602 he owed money to states since his inception.

    • @sYnSilentStorm
      @sYnSilentStorm 4 роки тому +10

      Don't worry he's collecting money for his debts through emails calling for help with legal fees to argue votes

    • @ericv5337
      @ericv5337 4 роки тому +4

      @@lindaselander9602 what about trump's bills?

  • @judychandler8485
    @judychandler8485 4 роки тому +166

    It takes courage and humility to stand like a man in front of the world
    to concede ..Never going to happen with DJT ..He's a coward.

    • @robbyolinski1450
      @robbyolinski1450 4 роки тому +5

      "Yellow" of you will.. maybe "orange" is the new yellow

    • @akaimizu1
      @akaimizu1 4 роки тому +7

      Once the Republicans let him exhaust the legal pursuits, then he’ll be on his way out. They know the institution will have to hold and not break against the votes. Otherwise, it would break America and completely take away all of our foreign relations in trying to support democracy across the world. Because if our “democracy” becomes a despot, then we might as well say that our message is that a dictatorship is the best policy. You know, that policy we declared Independence from. So if he stays, with no evidence of voter fraud enough to turn the election, (and that would be a serious amount of votes as we never had enough vote issues to turn more than a tiny tiny fraction of the difference) we might as well stop any and all celebrations on July the 4th.
      Needless to say, this will be the highest test of our system’s protections, yet. In a weird twist of fate, I hope Mitch is right that the system is robust enough to hold democracy intact. To a degree, it would be better for Trump to concede, after this, because his chances to run again are way higher when the American people are convinced he would peacefully transfer at the end of his term. A great amount of Americans (including ones that have yet to vote) would come out of the woodwork if their convinced somebody is a dictator, after proving tendencies to do so.

    • @JesusRamirez03
      @JesusRamirez03 4 роки тому +2

      45 and his supporters were never men. Only cowards

    • @FakingANerve
      @FakingANerve 4 роки тому

      @Mustard straps Tenkay ...what?

    • @leroyrodgers6089
      @leroyrodgers6089 4 роки тому

      @Mustard straps Tenkay it’s a bit more nuanced than that but that scenario could play out.

  • @luciasciore9521
    @luciasciore9521 4 роки тому +1010

    Is there anyone else who is totally disinterested in the “Bachelorette”?

    • @VileVamp
      @VileVamp 4 роки тому +53

      Only everybody.

    • @teresaamanfu7408
      @teresaamanfu7408 4 роки тому +24

      I’m very interested. It’s my perfect diversion to clear my mind from all the Trump craziness.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 4 роки тому +11

      I'm disgusted by it. I stopped watching 6 or 7 years ago. Then watch the Bachelorette season when the first Black Bachelorette was chosen. Lost interest after that again. It's just pitiful in every way and not a good "escape" at all. The only so-called "reality" show I am able to watch without puking is *Yummy Mummies* on Netflix. Strangely, that one is interesting escapism.

    •  4 роки тому +27

      Who needs reality shows when you have the Trump Administration

    • @julianmagana69
      @julianmagana69 4 роки тому +23

      I think he’s forced to incorporate them into his jokes as part of some promo, since both Kimmel and Bachelor are on ABC.

  • @joebryant5722
    @joebryant5722 4 роки тому +1

    A special message from the UK to the US Jimmy. Cheers Bud

  • @parmfar9068
    @parmfar9068 4 роки тому +591

    I’d pay to watch trump being dragged out of the white house

    • @G1Transformed
      @G1Transformed 4 роки тому +53

      You won’t need to pay. It’s going to happen. Get your popcorn ready.

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 4 роки тому +5

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @sarahbiber77
      @sarahbiber77 4 роки тому +29

      What if they have to taser him!?!?

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 4 роки тому +2

      @@G1Transformed trump has said he will concede as long as the election is fair

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 4 роки тому +14

      I will record the video clip and fall asleep to it every night.

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 4 роки тому +705

    Bottom line: He's leaving that White House in January..... one way or the other.

    • @Kamarca
      @Kamarca 4 роки тому +43

      I'm trusting the Secret Service to be patriots.

    • @crescentmoonchild4031
      @crescentmoonchild4031 4 роки тому +30

      That’s true...he can say or do anything he wants but it’s inevitable

    • @Pusfilth
      @Pusfilth 4 роки тому +2

      Not necessarily

    • @loua2134
      @loua2134 4 роки тому +5

      I wouldn't be so sure of that!

    • @Glenbard4
      @Glenbard4 4 роки тому +22

      Agreed! They should make his removal a PPV event to pay off the national debt! Who wouldn’t pay to watch that?

  • @joekremer1039
    @joekremer1039 4 роки тому +94

    When he goes to Maralago for christmas, change the whitehouse locks. Problem solved!

    • @tundevirag755
      @tundevirag755 4 роки тому +3

      @Mustard straps Tenkay 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @sipfromthehourglass
      @sipfromthehourglass 4 роки тому

      Worked for my ex boyfriend :p

    • @myphonediaz6973
      @myphonediaz6973 4 роки тому +1

      @Mustard straps Tenkay Eyy man, what drugs are you using?

  • @Syclone0044
    @Syclone0044 4 роки тому +17

    👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 What a banger of a monologue! I had to stop and rewind this and watch so many parts over and then sit for 30 min reading the comments to even digest all the meaty content they packed into this one. Well done, JKL team.

  • @copernicofelinis
    @copernicofelinis 4 роки тому +205

    Seriously, though, America: pull your sh!it together, this is not funny anymore.
    Edit: pull.

    • @sophienben-achour5450
      @sophienben-achour5450 4 роки тому +6

      It’s kinda funny tho 🙃

    • @Burger-n8x
      @Burger-n8x 4 роки тому +5

      @@sophienben-achour5450 fax

    • @saint991
      @saint991 4 роки тому +14

      Our sh!it is together tho, Biden is about to take office

    • @bestoftheinternet2311
      @bestoftheinternet2311 4 роки тому +4

      @@saint991 No man. 70 million people voted for Trump. Biden won, but it was way too close

    • @crazyivan7910
      @crazyivan7910 4 роки тому

      @@saint991 and to replaced after 1 or 2 years by a leftwing extremist

  • @aubrey1633
    @aubrey1633 4 роки тому +118

    This is just insane but in a way I'm grateful. My Republican friends and family are finally done with Trump. Thanksgiving will be pleasant this year.

    • @toleary4398
      @toleary4398 4 роки тому +13

      I feel like the last 4 years are nothing compared to what's ahead with this jackass in the next 70 days.

    • @haye702
      @haye702 4 роки тому +6

      I wish I could say the same. .

    • @aubrey1633
      @aubrey1633 4 роки тому +14

      @@toleary4398 he will do everything he can to destroy this country. No doubt about that. Its just nice to have loved ones finally jumping off his sinking ship. After 70 days we will have adults back in charge to fix everything he's ruined. Gotta have faith.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 4 роки тому

      Did they flip before or after election day? 🤔

    • @gtella31
      @gtella31 4 роки тому +1

      You americans are so used to democracy and freedom that are a shame for foreigners that actually have real problems with political parties that are "friends" with democrats...

  • @NZKiwi87
    @NZKiwi87 4 роки тому +68

    Jeepers guys, the US seems bananas 🍌🍌
    😬
    Hello from New Zealand 🇳🇿 👋

    • @ajabryant6999
      @ajabryant6999 4 роки тому +6

      Trust me, we are ashamed of ourselves. Even those of us who never voted for him. It’s like having to constantly apologize for your drunk friend at the bar who pukes everywhere.

    • @ralphyization
      @ralphyization 4 роки тому +1

      Canada agrees with New Zealand! Lol.... just sayin, eh?

    • @victoriavinson8401
      @victoriavinson8401 4 роки тому +2

      Thanks. It is bananas - we can't wait until Jan 21st. It will be interesting to see what happens until then.

    • @wazza7575
      @wazza7575 4 роки тому +3

      Same from Australia.....

    • @princessriley3335
      @princessriley3335 4 роки тому +1

      @@ajabryant6999 this is a pretty accurate description. All we want to do is travel and meet the rest of the world and now I just want to hide at home. I don’t want to be seen. It’s terrible how we are looking these days. What a shame.

  • @abigale3629
    @abigale3629 4 роки тому +8

    Is anyone else seeing how happy Jimmy Kimmel is recently 😂

  • @xuyahfish
    @xuyahfish 4 роки тому +124

    Mike Pompeo was shaking his head while speaking, a clear indicator that he didn't believe his own words.

  • @DelightLovesMovies
    @DelightLovesMovies 4 роки тому +47

    Greetings from Western Australia. My friends in America already voted Biden/Harris.

    • @maellalemon4927
      @maellalemon4927 4 роки тому +2

      you and your friends are gems! much love from the blue colorado 🥰💙

  • @tomthecat9780
    @tomthecat9780 4 роки тому +130

    On January 20, just evict Trump and fire the Attorney General Bar.

    • @Akathuty
      @Akathuty 4 роки тому +17

      No! Evict, prosecute and jail Trump and his whole administration.

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +3

      I wish they were alll going. Everylast hanger on.

  • @Greens5511
    @Greens5511 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the laughs!! Heaven knows we need them.

  • @marufhasan60
    @marufhasan60 4 роки тому +116

    I haven't seen Jimmy this happy in a long long 4 years.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 4 роки тому

      Good to see him in a good mood, but he ain't talking about Trump, he's mentioned Matt Damon not on the show.

    • @howard7073
      @howard7073 4 роки тому +1

      Because he’s a c u n t

    • @johnbarrett5229
      @johnbarrett5229 4 роки тому +2

      Just wait. Before long he'll be crying the bitter tears of an extreme libertard. Trust me . . . it's coming very, very soon.

    • @fishnchips727
      @fishnchips727 4 роки тому +3

      @@johnbarrett5229 Trust me, Your head is full of poop.

    • @CraigMcfly1985
      @CraigMcfly1985 4 роки тому

      @@fishnchips727 facts

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +1138

    Melania Trump to her divorce attorney:
    "Stand back and stand by."

    • @entrepreneursmindset792
      @entrepreneursmindset792 4 роки тому +35

      Lmao 😂 well said

    • @hhiippiittyy
      @hhiippiittyy 4 роки тому +21

      She wont. Ever.
      She needs to be sure to lock in Barron's inheritance.

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 4 роки тому +4

      @@entrepreneursmindset792 he can just get a younger wife now, so it’s a win win

    • @ChicagoMadisonWesternRR
      @ChicagoMadisonWesternRR 4 роки тому +10

      She wants her golden cage back!

    • @juniy7388
      @juniy7388 4 роки тому +17

      @@Ghost-iv5ur Then he can't get gold digger no more,he has no gold left.

  • @brittniesantouse1461
    @brittniesantouse1461 4 роки тому +50

    Jimmy genuinely seems very happy lool😂

  • @SP.007
    @SP.007 4 роки тому +43

    Potus won't Gotus, even with his eviction notice.

  • @keithhunter3910
    @keithhunter3910 4 роки тому +418

    I think Emily is actually Billy Barr's drag persona.

  • @ebok33643
    @ebok33643 4 роки тому +278

    “Reality show host who does not accept the reality” 😂

    • @coolcat3452
      @coolcat3452 4 роки тому +4

      That's epic lol!

    • @larrygorsky6104
      @larrygorsky6104 4 роки тому +4

      i like it when he had his shows, all you people licked his balls clean' when he made president you all were so scared of the Democrats you went along on their 'Hate' mission.....

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide 4 роки тому +2

      He’s a reality TV host? The one thing Trump isn’t qualified to host at all is reality.

    • @larrygorsky6104
      @larrygorsky6104 4 роки тому

      @@joliecide but he hosted yo mama? lol

    • @ryanm7263
      @ryanm7263 4 роки тому +1

      You people are the ones who reject reality.

  • @SamA-ho8uj
    @SamA-ho8uj 4 роки тому +112

    It’s a dangerous situation. This could seriously lead to a civil war

    • @JohnBarron-n
      @JohnBarron-n 4 роки тому +8

      On the left. And ready.

    • @sophienben-achour5450
      @sophienben-achour5450 4 роки тому +2

      Nahh it’s fiiiine

    • @tammymac6268
      @tammymac6268 4 роки тому +7

      I agree this could be the tipping point.

    • @aartgz3
      @aartgz3 4 роки тому +7

      @Gringoling not that simple. It could get ugly fast for both sides. Civil wars are nasty

    • @user-jw1cx2lr6d
      @user-jw1cx2lr6d 4 роки тому +2

      stand back,and stand by:)

  • @KHWADI
    @KHWADI 4 роки тому +8

    I cannot wait for this particular swamp to be drained

    • @KHWADI
      @KHWADI 4 роки тому

      @Nub B 4 more years of what? corruption, longer pandemic, more lies, more acting like a dictator wannabe, more acting like a big cry baby, more hatred, more braindead people, more support for racist people, more rude and horrible people 🤣

  • @IAmSuzyQ
    @IAmSuzyQ 4 роки тому +304

    "Indictment. Trial. Jumpsuit. Guard. Cell." Is the new, "Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV."

    • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
      @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 4 роки тому +13

      Lock him up

    • @willritter4076
      @willritter4076 4 роки тому +6

      I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal YT performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen in tribute to the United States of America and its next President, Joe Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

    • @wanderer0617
      @wanderer0617 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @alialahmad9929
      @alialahmad9929 4 роки тому +3

      It seems like you’re ... cognitively there!

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому +6

      and trump STILL thinks "passing" this test shows what a stable "jeanous" he is.

  • @dawng.6497
    @dawng.6497 4 роки тому +73

    Can’t they invoke amendment 25...he’s obviously lost his mind...he’s burning down the house!

  • @ObaREX
    @ObaREX 4 роки тому +229

    *"If germs were real! We would be able to SEE THEM!"*
    using that someday

    • @JoAMills-px8up
      @JoAMills-px8up 4 роки тому +11

      You are not looking hard enuff for germs. We can all see that bigass germ in white house. Germs are HIM

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 4 роки тому

      There is a flaw in that argument, what about the micro chips and micro bots Bill Gates is apparently going to inject you with?

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 4 роки тому

      @dan mac I understand in theory nanobots might be useful in the future and actually achieve amazing things even by today's standards but think the conspiracy theorists ideas that a government already has such proven technology that they will inject into you without your knowledge ridiculous.

    • @LindaRae.
      @LindaRae. 4 роки тому

      @‡ ̈ That’s just ugly of you.

    • @annoyedaussie3942
      @annoyedaussie3942 4 роки тому

      @Francisco sosa One thing that's interesting is how adaptable conspiracy theories are and how they can be combined etc. So I can pick the Bill Gates microchip one and combine it with the 5G one, 2 completely different strains of conspiracy theories which anecdotally originated in different lands UK for the 5G one and the Bill Gates microchip from the US. So now we can say that 5G will control the microchip and make you sick with Covid 19 whenever you do anything against the Globalist Dark state and they will be able to adjust the Covid19 symptoms up and down to the point of death if they want to. The flexibility and speed these theories can spread is amazing with the Google platform we are using.

  • @ChristopherHouser
    @ChristopherHouser 4 роки тому +2

    Holy crap, Jimmy. That suit is literally the reason HDR12 exists. I've never seen such strong banding on a digital recording of clothes! It would look amazing with the right color depth.

  • @danhaffy5026
    @danhaffy5026 4 роки тому +137

    This is a good time to send a postcard to the White house; "Dear occupant, YOU'RE FIRED!!!! GTF OUT!"

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому +2

      Sign it: Jared K

    • @larrymosher5045
      @larrymosher5045 4 роки тому +2

      Just say,the draft board is coming tomorrow.He will be gone in a heartbeat.

  • @homestylerdesignertutorial635
    @homestylerdesignertutorial635 4 роки тому +76

    I love Jimmy Kimmel. I'm So happy Biden and Kamala were elected.

    • @virginawoolf1814
      @virginawoolf1814 4 роки тому +2

      THIS IS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 4 роки тому

      @@virginawoolf1814 : Oh No ! You’re right, it’s not funny anymore, it’s hysterical ! 😁😂😂

    • @superdude6756
      @superdude6756 4 роки тому +1

      Kamala is awful

  • @PhoenixFlamezz
    @PhoenixFlamezz 4 роки тому +232

    'Located in Florida because of course it is!' LOL! I'll be using this a lot.

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 4 роки тому +7

      Why Florida ? I LIVE THERE ! Send them to
      *B R A Z I L*

    • @jessier3865
      @jessier3865 4 роки тому

      🙄

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +6

      @@devanfortier800
      Lol, he was there half of the term, anyway

    • @devanfortier800
      @devanfortier800 4 роки тому +5

      @@LindaC616 yes and i hate that . i hate it Whenever he comes here . I am enraged by his voice, his actions and his mannerisms. Hell you may as well take "Manner" out of that word because he has none.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +6

      @@devanfortier800
      So sorry you have to live with the stigma!

  • @KLAUSKARES
    @KLAUSKARES 4 роки тому +2

    How embarrassing for America 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @SHENDOH
    @SHENDOH 4 роки тому +125

    Now the billionaire is asking for spare change.

    • @lynw1623
      @lynw1623 4 роки тому +1

      He’s broke and in debt to Russia.

    • @SHENDOH
      @SHENDOH 4 роки тому

      @ I ain't nobdys boy. Boy

  • @LouisLiuMusic
    @LouisLiuMusic 4 роки тому +67

    I’m from China and I followed this election more than I did to my own graduation results😂

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +1

      I sonhope the.truth comes out so China isn't blamed for Covid 19.

    • @maellalemon4927
      @maellalemon4927 4 роки тому +2

      @Nick Flores don’t cry nick, we know you’re sad.

    • @LouisLiuMusic
      @LouisLiuMusic 4 роки тому +1

      BETHANY R Jimenez hang in there! Stay indoor and you’ll be fine!

  • @tinaroberts5858
    @tinaroberts5858 4 роки тому +62

    I wish this was a joke, unfortunately it's not.

    • @jennasmith9842
      @jennasmith9842 4 роки тому +2

      Isn't that the recurring thought these last 4 years 😅

  • @jeanlen1687
    @jeanlen1687 4 роки тому

    Hahaha! Love you Jimmy Kimmel! You sure hit the nail on the head with such cleve humor!

  • @karenhollon627
    @karenhollon627 4 роки тому +465

    My theory is that he refuses to leave because the odds of him being arrested for prePresidency crimes is pretty high.

    • @theninjacat7200
      @theninjacat7200 4 роки тому +25

      me too. filing these lawsuits and attempting to stay in the White house is due to fear. Here's the thing - Joe Biden was a true gentleman. He offered the olive branch in his acceptance speech.

    • @orsboer6122
      @orsboer6122 4 роки тому +17

      Not only that, but during his presidency also. Plus his mental pathology is taking him to Fantasyland all the time. It's grotesque and surreal.

    • @Tannytkn
      @Tannytkn 4 роки тому +9

      My theory is the only crime being committed is the election fraud from the democrats

    • @fivenotewonder
      @fivenotewonder 4 роки тому +50

      @@Tannytkn How come fox news also broadcasted the election results at the same time as all other networks (not just cnn) The moment that Biden tipped 270 electoral votes. Which is what you need to win.
      Yet you don't want to accept it from the news now.. but in 2016 the moment it was called on the networks (because they follow facts and real data and always have done) Trump accepted his victory and Hillary conceded the following morning.
      I feel sorry for you bro. Deluded to Trumps cult.
      Last thought. And it takes big brains to figure this out; if the senate, house and president canditates are all on the same ballots, how is it that Mitch McConnell and other republicans kept their seats if so much fraud went on. If they don't accept Trumps loss due to 'fraud' then Mitch's seat isn't valid either as his seat would have been won by 'fraud'
      Just digest this and you'll be a better person for coming to the realisation that Trump doesn't care about you. He has narsassistic personailty disorder so be assured he only cares for himself and using people to get what he wants. Did you notice anyone who stood up to him or displeased him got thrown under the bus?
      He conditioned his base to not trust mail in ballots because he wanted to do exactly this - try to overthrow a legit election because he knew he would likely lose. He urged his republican voters to vote in person on election day. Due to the pandemic most dems voted safely by mail. Thing with Trump is, he's an abuser and an abuser will condition his victim (his supporters) to believe whatever he says.
      Hopefully you can look at this with some common sense and not just instantly reject facts and logic. But I don't hold my breath.

    • @kaycee25
      @kaycee25 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah but even if Trump did get another term he would have to face that all the same, just at a later date. So what was/is his plan? To escape the country in 2024? Is there even a country that would take him? 🤭

  • @Erin-ce5gs
    @Erin-ce5gs 4 роки тому +45

    Don, seriously; when everyone around you is telling you it’s time to concede, including your wife, it’s really time to call it quits. Stop throwing a tantrum and accept your fate like a true leader should.

    • @sunnydaze2359
      @sunnydaze2359 4 роки тому +8

      Erin: But he is not a true leader, so he just can’t do that.

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому +2

      Even Hillary, who was so cruely denied that win via his crooked,nefarious dealings, was gracious
      about him 'getting in'. (He did nOt win. She did).

  • @thrashandburn10221
    @thrashandburn10221 4 роки тому +145

    The GOP is falling on their sword for this guy. Its the Charge of the Dim Brigade

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +5

      I would have agreed with that....and yet Graham and McConnell got reelected...🤦‍♀️

    • @carolinebarrett4736
      @carolinebarrett4736 4 роки тому +1

      @@LindaC616 I’m probably going to come off as really mean here (not my intention) - is Mitch Mc Connell sick or was he in a bad accident, or something?
      He looks and sounds like he’s melting.. I’m not from the states, so my bad if he is sick

    • @VileVamp
      @VileVamp 4 роки тому +4

      Makes you wonder what kind of dirt he has.
      You know at least half of them hate his guts, but if they get voted out due to some bomshell he drops, Biden can just undo everything Trump did with a senate majority.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +1

      @@carolinebarrett4736
      Agree, but no clue. After seeing those hands, I don't think it's mean, I think it's completely logical to wonder what's up with that

    • @ryandavid4570
      @ryandavid4570 4 роки тому

      So glad you stated something you haven’t thought through. McConnell they call the king maker for a reason. He helps both sides of the aisle succeed. These career politicians wouldn’t back a losing horse without proof.

  • @Izzy-vp6fv
    @Izzy-vp6fv 4 роки тому

    Jimmy you make my days of quarantine go faster with your videos.

  • @triplep4567
    @triplep4567 4 роки тому +368

    I love how every late-night show host is destroying Trump, even Fallon's doing it

    • @cliffishot2def
      @cliffishot2def 4 роки тому +35

      Lol this has been going on since Dumbnold Trump took office. Hilarious.

    • @scarface7142
      @scarface7142 4 роки тому +12

      This been going on for years

    • @lunababy662
      @lunababy662 4 роки тому +5

      Its funny asf

    • @hedegaard8
      @hedegaard8 4 роки тому +7

      Oh? How is Trump being "destroyed" exactly?

    • @scarface7142
      @scarface7142 4 роки тому +29

      hedegaard8 do you have eyes and ears

  • @markoutwithmark
    @markoutwithmark 4 роки тому +267

    We couldn't shut him up for four years. Now when we want him to talk he vanishes.

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому +5

      yes and he should handover to crooked , corrupt , rotten as scumbag Beijing Biden based on Biggest election fraud committed on constitutional voting rights of Americans by corrupt democrat scumbags

    • @Greatergood3
      @Greatergood3 4 роки тому +23

      @@davelawson2564 Did you always cry like this?

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@Greatergood3 No. I only laugh how idiotic and easily fooled are zombie demonrat voters like you. I guess you voted for the crooked Hillary too. Inspite of vote fraud then the support for trump was bigger so he managed to make it This time fraud got bigger and Biden who could not get even 10% of people trump got in his rallies how can biden "win by highest margin in american history unless its biggest fraud on american citizens.

    • @Greatergood3
      @Greatergood3 4 роки тому +14

      @@davelawson2564 you speak in such low quality. How can anyone have a good time around you, you are gone bro lol your crying fuels my love for this world, cause I know we’re one step closer to trump being out

    • @davelawson2564
      @davelawson2564 4 роки тому +3

      ​@@Greatergood3 you are a moron to think Hillary , biden all corrupt crooks are Heroes. you are Typical zombie democrat voter.

  • @joshualagrimas9555
    @joshualagrimas9555 4 роки тому +138

    Trump said that he would leave the country if he loses, even a statement like that he lied. xD

    • @amandagardner565
      @amandagardner565 4 роки тому +8

      the secret service WON'T ALLOW him to leave the country.
      .
      they will escort him from the white house straight to a jail cell in January.

    • @ThunderPants13
      @ThunderPants13 4 роки тому +13

      He'll probably just go to Hawaii. He thinks that's another country.

    • @Wynner69
      @Wynner69 4 роки тому +2

      @@ThunderPants13 I having a restless night and this didn't help. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂.

    • @princessbeexxxx
      @princessbeexxxx 4 роки тому +5

      Out of all the things he said, that was the only thing that he said that made me happy. 😂😂😂😂 Gotta be optimistic.

    • @julielockett1812
      @julielockett1812 4 роки тому +1

      Well hes got russia north Korea or China

  • @marcorodriguez-diaz4444
    @marcorodriguez-diaz4444 4 роки тому +2

    I hope we can make light of this now! I really feel depressed about all this darkness. I do see hope, but this ride is getting dangerous!!!

  • @nicholashogan4704
    @nicholashogan4704 4 роки тому +225

    Jimmy best continue to make Trump jokes after he’s done, this is how I laugh every night.

    • @vidzeerox
      @vidzeerox 4 роки тому +13

      @Nick Flores yeah, Trump is.

    • @freefacts7590
      @freefacts7590 4 роки тому +3

      @Nick Flores "B-b-but Obama"

    • @dwarfings
      @dwarfings 4 роки тому +2

      @Nick Flores So is Trump better for using these same cages? He filled them for 4 years

    • @beebuffalo1582
      @beebuffalo1582 4 роки тому +2

      Jimmy do follow up with the kids on trump post election it’s very funny and I need to laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ghost-iv5ur
      @Ghost-iv5ur 4 роки тому

      @@beebuffalo1582 look in the mirror then

  • @shouryagoyal3373
    @shouryagoyal3373 4 роки тому +17

    I love it when we meet new character at the end of the season 😂😂😂😂👌

  • @justhuman24
    @justhuman24 4 роки тому +18

    I read somewhere, " Dictators don't have supporters, they have followers. And the best way to make people follow, at least in the eyes of the dictator, is to give them no choice in the matter."

    • @jewelsvibration2115
      @jewelsvibration2115 4 роки тому +1

      We always have choice. We may not like the alternative, but there is one.

  • @tristanschouw1376
    @tristanschouw1376 4 роки тому +31

    "Her name is Emily Murphy, that's Emily, you can call her Karen if you like" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Acvasq
    @Acvasq 4 роки тому +58

    So embarrassing.

  • @chicobartlett3104
    @chicobartlett3104 4 роки тому +307

    Trump in yoga pants hasn't the world suffer enough already Jimmy.

  • @shreeshashreekumar1773
    @shreeshashreekumar1773 4 роки тому +302

    Imagine the secret security of the White House dragging Trump out and his wig fell off 😂😂😂😂
    That would be hella funny 🤣

    • @pety6014
      @pety6014 4 роки тому +15

      They need to.

    • @fardinhaque5167
      @fardinhaque5167 4 роки тому +9

      I hope that happens

    • @Shebeast3
      @Shebeast3 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @deno5566
      @deno5566 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. What is it with guys and Trump's wig.

    • @fredfonebone5108
      @fredfonebone5108 4 роки тому +3

      The horrible thing is, it’s NOT a wig! He’s got a combover in three axes. The z-axis is probably about three feet long.

  • @rohithrobin3021
    @rohithrobin3021 4 роки тому +82

    Has anyone tried “loser.com “ after seeing this😜

    • @beexkat
      @beexkat 4 роки тому +14

      and the best thing is it works

    • @maralalidoosti24
      @maralalidoosti24 4 роки тому +10

      I love how every late-night show host is destroying Trump, even Fallon's doing it

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 4 роки тому +5

      I did and i don't regret it. 🤣

    • @chrism9294
      @chrism9294 4 роки тому +1

      It works. Made me crack up laughing, even though Jimmy showed us what I looked like.

    • @clarazegarelli5861
      @clarazegarelli5861 4 роки тому +1

      I tried and it works. so funny.

  • @Wargutz666
    @Wargutz666 4 роки тому +32

    Remember when they dragged Julian Assange from the Ecuadorian embassy in London?
    I hope we see that again with Trump.

  • @mercedesgomez8258
    @mercedesgomez8258 4 роки тому +139

    Like Chappelle said, Americans aren’t feeling more secure after the election 🗳
    Trump Could do soooo much damage between now & January

    • @VideoAssaultSaturday
      @VideoAssaultSaturday 4 роки тому

      Chapelle doesn't speak for me! :S

    • @VideoAssaultSaturday
      @VideoAssaultSaturday 4 роки тому +11

      @Nick Flores Not true. Post proof Nicky.

    • @Downbubbles2
      @Downbubbles2 4 роки тому +11

      @Nick Flores there’s a difference between rioting and looting, and protesting, google is your friend.
      These people have protested peacefully, just asking for change and the grown fear to stop.
      And they get called domestic terrorists...

    • @FREEMASONKILL3R
      @FREEMASONKILL3R 4 роки тому

      Uh. What?

    • @parkerbowcutt232
      @parkerbowcutt232 4 роки тому +1

      @@VideoAssaultSaturday have you heard of minneapolis?

  • @tassymccormick
    @tassymccormick 4 роки тому +22

    For the first time in American history, there will not be a peaceful transition of power on Inauguration Day, and that is so sad.

  • @akhil3216
    @akhil3216 4 роки тому +2

    you are amazing 🙏

  • @rayzhou
    @rayzhou 4 роки тому +121

    you can call her “Karen” if you’d like, most iconic line of 2020

  • @victoriousangel8911
    @victoriousangel8911 4 роки тому +77

    He don’t want to concede, eventually he will be dragged out of the White House. Let’s wait and see that bright and glorious day!

    • @TasteTestTitan
      @TasteTestTitan 4 роки тому +8

      I hope he puts up a struggle. It’s gonna be live and the ultimate embarrassment. He’ll probably have a heart attack that day.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому +6

      where do I buy tickets to this event?

    • @rosamar8132
      @rosamar8132 4 роки тому +5

      I hope I'll be able to see that show . Trump is a joke. The whole world is making fun of the US because of him

    • @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791
      @dekuthetechpriestoflondon6791 4 роки тому

      The secret service will drag him out by his legs

  • @inkydoug
    @inkydoug 4 роки тому +205

    The dream scenario: The Secret Service hands over his eviction from the Whitehouse to the Washington DC cops, they send a black woman officer, and she tazes him.

    • @markmh835
      @markmh835 4 роки тому +14

      Oh I am going to think about this scenario ALL DAY!! Lovely thought, thanks for sharing! Happy Veterans Day.

    • @duganchapell9759
      @duganchapell9759 4 роки тому +7

      If someone films his final tantrum when, at long hellish last, someone just goes in and drags him out of the White House once and for all, it'll make up for literally of 2020 imo

    • @larapalma3744
      @larapalma3744 4 роки тому +1

      @phillyslasher 7 times in the back

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 4 роки тому +2

      Oh the joy of irony

    • @mrnonsense1031
      @mrnonsense1031 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe then conservatives will start thinking about police reform.

  • @ThemedInjection
    @ThemedInjection 4 роки тому +1

    The loser . Com got me deddddddd 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jeffrowisdabest
    @jeffrowisdabest 4 роки тому +104

    We have a reality TV host who will not accept reality. LOL!!!

    • @Ladis1
      @Ladis1 4 роки тому +1

      What reality? What are you talking about???

    • @darkmanawenuz
      @darkmanawenuz 4 роки тому +4

      @@Ladis1 Trump had a TV reality program named the aprrentice.

    • @casey151
      @casey151 4 роки тому

      What reality are you living in?

  • @lilwil-ns3uo
    @lilwil-ns3uo 4 роки тому +147

    Emily is the "jump the shark" moment in this horrible sitcom.

    • @moulion
      @moulion 4 роки тому +3

      Mike "we lie we cheat we steal" Pompeo is funnier XDDD

    • @johnwang9914
      @johnwang9914 4 роки тому +1

      Every moment for the past four years has been a jump the shark moment, especially each tweet.

    • @eled5728
      @eled5728 4 роки тому +2

      She looks dumbest trumpy

    • @ArizonaWillful
      @ArizonaWillful 4 роки тому

      She's never missed her 6 meals a day.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 4 роки тому

      trumpski only had to say to her: "the day Biden comes in here is the day you lose your job."

  • @livelife365
    @livelife365 4 роки тому +1208

    POTUS WON'T GOTUS!!

    • @anonymouse9105
      @anonymouse9105 4 роки тому +50

      Also, POTUS can't COITUS. Melania refuses.

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo7149
      @iwantsexseemyvideo7149 4 роки тому +3

      Duh

    • @larrygorsky6104
      @larrygorsky6104 4 роки тому +6

      how cute your picking your nose in front of the world. way to go GOMER.

    • @drunkenmasteroftheleopardclan
      @drunkenmasteroftheleopardclan 4 роки тому +25

      POTUS is LOTUS (Loser of the United States).

    • @filosofem8581
      @filosofem8581 4 роки тому +2

      After 4 years of democrat refusing to acknowledge losers consent after the 2016 election and are now screaming even before the election is confirmed officially. Its hypocrisy, hubris maybe both its laughable.

  • @angelp.5224
    @angelp.5224 4 роки тому +3

    What a way for you to be in history Emily!

  • @feliciasantiago4345
    @feliciasantiago4345 4 роки тому +39

    I’m literally embarrassed for the Republican Party

    • @inkydoug
      @inkydoug 4 роки тому +3

      I will be embarrassed for the Republicans when they're no longer a threat to Democracy.

    • @jordanschlansky4093
      @jordanschlansky4093 4 роки тому +2

      @Larry Bobarry The only place Trump will be sworn into will have an orange overalls dress code.

    • @Sigh679
      @Sigh679 3 роки тому

      @Larry Bobarry Haha hey Karen Bobarry you can't beat up people on the internet.

    • @user-jy3tr1rv8v
      @user-jy3tr1rv8v 3 роки тому

      @Larry Bobarry You must feel stupid now

  • @573355415
    @573355415 4 роки тому +65

    He just need a bit more time to collect fund from this supporters to pay his debt

    • @thebigpicture2032
      @thebigpicture2032 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah, he’s planning on 4 years and 71 days.

    • @l-_-sage-_-l
      @l-_-sage-_-l 4 роки тому

      It’s amazing how dems get so caught up with debt when all their presidents increase our nations debt without fail

    • @573355415
      @573355415 4 роки тому

      @@82nikkic yes... I hope GOP can keep their sanity

    • @AmandaMcKayJean
      @AmandaMcKayJean 4 роки тому

      @@l-_-sage-_-l You might want to check out the pre-Trump national debt to the current one. It would have been smart to do that before you commented something so moronic but better late than never.

    • @l-_-sage-_-l
      @l-_-sage-_-l 4 роки тому

      @@AmandaMcKayJean Have you heard of Covid?

  • @ih8tusernam3s
    @ih8tusernam3s 4 роки тому +48

    "Kimberly Guilfoyle's dry-bar" - that was hilarious.

    • @karimaogden3875
      @karimaogden3875 4 роки тому +2

      a.k.a Kimberly "Gargoyle"!

    • @itz__Yubi
      @itz__Yubi 4 роки тому

      I didn't get that someone tell me pls T_T

    • @carltonwomble9038
      @carltonwomble9038 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it. What is he referring to?💁🏿‍♂️

    • @marynoud7876
      @marynoud7876 4 роки тому

      @@itz__Yubi Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle is an American attorney, prosecutor, and television news personality serving as an advisor to Donald Trump. Guilfoyle began dating Donald Trump Jr. in mid-2018.
      In 2020, Guilfoyle was reported to be the chair of the finance committee of the Trump Victory Committee. The fundraising division managed by Guilfoyle was in internal turmoil amid departures of experienced staff and accusations of irresponsible spending.
      Drybar is a California-based chain of salons that solely provides a hair styling service known as blowouts.

    • @marynoud7876
      @marynoud7876 4 роки тому

      @@carltonwomble9038 Kimberly Ann Guilfoyle is an American attorney, prosecutor, and television news personality serving as an advisor to Donald Trump. Guilfoyle began dating Donald Trump Jr. in mid-2018.
      In 2020, Guilfoyle was reported to be the chair of the finance committee of the Trump Victory Committee. The fundraising division managed by Guilfoyle was in internal turmoil amid departures of experienced staff and accusations of irresponsible spending.
      Drybar is a California-based chain of salons that solely provides a hair styling service known as blowouts.

  • @Thatwhiteb
    @Thatwhiteb 4 роки тому

    Love you Jimmy!

  • @alvidas5653
    @alvidas5653 4 роки тому +654

    “Donald Trump is just Trash with Money"
    Farron

    • @kamilm5614
      @kamilm5614 4 роки тому +21

      @Alex John don’t be so confident, we still don’t know where over 450 billion dollars in PPE for small loans went! They robbed us!!!

    • @akashoreki2204
      @akashoreki2204 4 роки тому +6

      I made a song on joe biden's victory.. You can watch.. I'm Asian 😌😌

    • @jayherzog7683
      @jayherzog7683 4 роки тому +9

      He has no money.

    • @MalekhMolokh
      @MalekhMolokh 4 роки тому +6

      ...with debts" there I corrected it for you XD

    • @joesikic6531
      @joesikic6531 4 роки тому +3

      Or mash with a honey

  • @victoriavinson8401
    @victoriavinson8401 4 роки тому +18

    Bill Maher has been saying this for over a year. Looks like he was right.

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 4 роки тому +2

      Anyone familiar with malignant narcissists could have predicted it

  • @TasteTestTitan
    @TasteTestTitan 4 роки тому +25

    I love this! He’s being embarrassed and roasted right outta office!

  • @huchlvr
    @huchlvr 4 роки тому +1

    Write your Republican congressman! I did and I gave him an earful - but with non profanity language.

  • @kyle_nike2448
    @kyle_nike2448 4 роки тому +7

    I love Jimmy he’s amazing

  • @dickiewilken
    @dickiewilken 4 роки тому +43

    Is he just raking in the "pay our lawyer" fund before he leaves?

  • @Vinnafetish
    @Vinnafetish 4 роки тому +46

    I'm glad Trump is back at Reality Star status 😁

    • @HaVoC_TX
      @HaVoC_TX 4 роки тому +1

      Trump is known for being the biggest real estate developer in New York City not a reality star. Maybe that’s what you know him as.

    • @entertainmeimboredplease4250
      @entertainmeimboredplease4250 4 роки тому +2

      @@HaVoC_TX biggest real estate you mean biggest flop estate.

    • @TheTeatimecrumpet
      @TheTeatimecrumpet 4 роки тому +2

      @@HaVoC_TX He is known to being the son of a successful real estate developer. All of his business ventures have failed. In fact had he taken that "loan" from his father and just put it into a broad basket of stocks he would be far richer than his self reported net worth of $10 billion. His most successful ventures has been the Apprentice and his brand of products.

    • @Vinnafetish
      @Vinnafetish 4 роки тому

      @Nick Flores people with actual wealth don't have any debt😅

  • @chrisgonz9963
    @chrisgonz9963 4 роки тому

    Jimmy kimmel is funny as hell especially with donald trump man.

  • @sethie_shots
    @sethie_shots 4 роки тому +12

    My favorite Jimmy of late night. Getting through another weird day indeed

  • @BManTyler
    @BManTyler 4 роки тому +258

    Trump kids: "Daddy, are we going to prison?" Donald: "You are, I'm going to Russia."

    • @deno5566
      @deno5566 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 роки тому +5

      LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Junksaint
      @Junksaint 4 роки тому +2

      Or japan

    • @deangeorge4982
      @deangeorge4982 4 роки тому +1

      I've said this back when the panddemic was starting and a fairweather friend unfriended me. Oh well.

    • @lindaselander9602
      @lindaselander9602 4 роки тому +1

      When will hunter go to prison?

  • @official_mehdi_1035
    @official_mehdi_1035 4 роки тому +19

    You gotta love how this guy makes jokes for us. 😝🤪😁.

  • @KneeJerkReactor
    @KneeJerkReactor 4 роки тому

    10:55 If that was the advertisement at Super Bowl, US Americans would NEVER skip the commercial.
    LITERALLY, I watch this video over and over again just to watch that ad parody.

  • @SUPERAFRASIABI89
    @SUPERAFRASIABI89 4 роки тому +49

    BIDEN/HARRIS 2020

  • @jrcruise8654
    @jrcruise8654 4 роки тому +13

    It will not be pretty- it’s gonna get very ugly from this point on. God bless America.

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 4 роки тому +103

    "The other kids are right. My Dad's a moron and a criminal."
    -- Barron Trump

    • @kritimat1255
      @kritimat1255 4 роки тому +3

      🤣😂

    • @KC-nv6qf
      @KC-nv6qf 4 роки тому +2

      Wait, he didn’t actually say that did he😂? Apparently he’s “the good trump” so idek if that’s true.

    • @cf9017
      @cf9017 4 роки тому +2

      Fake liberal news......just print things and fools will believe anything

    • @voteZDLR
      @voteZDLR 4 роки тому

      @@KC-nv6qf No, he didn't actually say it. Hahaha.

    • @matthewcollins5344
      @matthewcollins5344 4 роки тому +2

      Always a good idea to leave the kids out of anything. Drump is embarrassing enough without bringing the kids into it and they are freaking kids so🤷🏼‍♂️🧐

  • @nilsosterlund9783
    @nilsosterlund9783 4 роки тому

    Jimmy, you are the best! Pompeo is a beast!