WARNING! This ASMR Will Get You High 3 ❖ INTENSE Ear Cleaning MEGA Tingles

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  • @OliviaKissper
    @OliviaKissper  2 місяці тому +6

    You keep asking, here it is: Olivia Kissper’s OLD ASMR videos only available here for a limited time: Exclusive access, zero ads, zero downloads! payhip.com/OliviaKissperASMR

    • @willparks3429
      @willparks3429 2 місяці тому

      @@OliviaKissper the airport trippy video was always good

  • @erinpetree9424
    @erinpetree9424 5 років тому +1054

    ive watched this countless times and olivia's quote "In the present there is no fear, all your fear comes from your past and it is projected into the future. " has stuck with me so strong

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 5 років тому +452

    This could be legit any asmr genre. Personal attention, medical, horror, comedy, mystical... I love it like always!!

  • @breanneanderson7332
    @breanneanderson7332 5 років тому +164

    These “will get you high” videos just keep getting better and better.

  • @chamoo232
    @chamoo232 5 років тому +1089

    Came in for an ear cleaning. Got dragged in a quest to understand the secrets of the universe. Nothing I can do about it because I signed the waiver.

  • @BlueSkidoo13
    @BlueSkidoo13 5 років тому +1231

    “I’m going to remove my gloves for this procedure”
    Me, a hospital employee: You’re gonna... what?

    • @fabiancovarrubias8710
      @fabiancovarrubias8710 5 років тому +28

      Are the cardio thingies THAT FRIGGIN LOUD THAT YOU CAN HEAR THEM THROUGH THE CEILING

    • @hellaeric10
      @hellaeric10 4 роки тому +5

      Did she stutter?

    • @reddrainwater5647
      @reddrainwater5647 2 роки тому +5

      I could've sworn she said "Pussy Germ"! 🤯😯
      I had to rewind that part a few times 🙋🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @rileyk3588
    @rileyk3588 5 років тому +275

    Me in the beginning: this... is so... weird
    Me halfway through: this woman is brilliant, deserves an Oscar

    • @JAL...
      @JAL... 4 роки тому +3

      Exactly bro, exactly

  • @TheASMRAngel
    @TheASMRAngel 5 років тому +938

    I think my dentist would be pretty mad to know i've been having my brain flossed more than my teeth

  • @CykaPop
    @CykaPop 5 років тому +1154

    "You have a condom in your ear"
    *well that's enough internet for today*

    • @FalloutNewNarwhal
      @FalloutNewNarwhal 5 років тому +54

      That's it, I'm off back to Gibi and ASMR darling where I know it's safe 😳

    • @masterpopeyoda3290
      @masterpopeyoda3290 5 років тому +34

      @@FalloutNewNarwhal wym safe? Are you a low intensity kind of person?

    • @shumeister1059
      @shumeister1059 5 років тому +49

      Hey look on the bright side. You can be sure, you won't get pregnant, while you fall asleep :)

    • @holistichippie7851
      @holistichippie7851 5 років тому +3

      @@FalloutNewNarwhal I LOVE GIBI ❤️

    • @gladius_arbor
      @gladius_arbor 5 років тому +1

      what?

  • @katechamomile6486
    @katechamomile6486 5 років тому +1133

    Olivia: [covers my ears as she explains this mildly intrusive procedure]
    Me, to myself: I dont believe this man's ever been to medical school.

    • @nirvanalynn2137
      @nirvanalynn2137 5 років тому +37

      I love a good Toy Story reference👌💛

    • @Lyfewithlysha
      @Lyfewithlysha 5 років тому +8

      Azahliya Snow I’m crying lo

    • @lazerdarkgacha508
      @lazerdarkgacha508 5 років тому +5

      Kate Chamomile she

    • @mossycxbble8534
      @mossycxbble8534 5 років тому +24

      Gregg Robinson it’s a toy story refrance,if she’s changed it to she it would ruin the mood

    • @ihavenolife8651
      @ihavenolife8651 5 років тому +4

      Gregg Robinson toy story reference

  • @kem3811
    @kem3811 4 роки тому +231

    when she covers your ears she says “So basically what i said was that whatever happens like if you die or something im not responsible.”
    you’re welcome 💞

  • @RS-gq5ws
    @RS-gq5ws 5 років тому +353

    Condom in the ear coz dont wanna get hearing aids..😂😂😂
    Good one olivia🤣

  • @madjack7443
    @madjack7443 5 років тому +932

    Hey scoob I’m beginning to think they weren’t Scooby snacks

  • @gracerussell963
    @gracerussell963 5 років тому +150

    "I've been waiting for a patient like you ;)"
    -ominously puts on gloves-
    Me: •_•

    • @JAL...
      @JAL... 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😩

  • @hanasouljaboy5949
    @hanasouljaboy5949 5 років тому +185

    Everyone's laughing at "hearing aids" but I'm dying at "protect your soul (sole)". So witty😂

  • @leoneabbachio6052
    @leoneabbachio6052 5 років тому +261

    Came for ASMR, left with crippling existential crisis

    • @jayy4651
      @jayy4651 5 років тому +14

      Your profile pic makes this comment so much better

    • @Ar7wen
      @Ar7wen 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @frankbeltran1412
      @frankbeltran1412 4 роки тому

      Jay Yeeles maybe he posts nothing but dark comments

    • @butshangculu3540
      @butshangculu3540 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @aesthetichoarder8248
    @aesthetichoarder8248 2 роки тому +20

    For real, these are amazing to watch while high bc
    - asmr senses are heightened
    - the jokes she does are extra funny
    - the scenario is very off and confusing so it messes with my brain twice as much

  • @elliestrider5754
    @elliestrider5754 5 років тому +186

    *Olivia:* you here that beeping noise..? I think it's cardio machine..
    *also Olivia:* oh... It stopped.. *giggles*

    • @aster3473
      @aster3473 5 років тому +20

      *The lion sleeps tonight theme*

    • @eronoah8738
      @eronoah8738 5 років тому +4

      Yea I forgot that she lives in some freaking jungle lol

  • @ExactlyBro
    @ExactlyBro 5 років тому +173

    Yessss these are my favorite videos you do ! So creative, no other asmr channels do videos like this ❤️❤️❤️

  • @jacobpeacock393
    @jacobpeacock393 5 років тому +105

    You know you have a good doctor when they say gloves and stuff

  • @jadelynnn
    @jadelynnn 5 років тому +12

    7:40 MAJOR tingles!!!!!! i’ve been immune to tingles for the past two months and this has immensely helped bring it back. i owe you my life.

  • @MrTattooASMR
    @MrTattooASMR 5 років тому +120

    All the visual layers were beyond cool.

  • @MadisonASMR
    @MadisonASMR 5 років тому +450

    I hate that I understood that “2 ears 1 string” joke lmao

    • @giowelo
      @giowelo 5 років тому +12

      Sadly I heard about what this joke was referencing today from my friend

    • @giowelo
      @giowelo 5 років тому +16

      Taekookisreal Andit'sthetea nothing

    • @haleyhaley1458
      @haleyhaley1458 5 років тому +35

      Taekookisreal Andit'sthetea it’s better if you don’t know maybe. Don’t get ptsd like the rest of us

    • @aster3473
      @aster3473 5 років тому +5

      Y'all, I don't get this, can y'all explain this as bluntly as possible?

    • @michellek7460
      @michellek7460 5 років тому +19

      Madison ASMR Please don’t tell me the joke comes from 2 g.... 1 c..... (just wrote the first letter, so the ones who don’t know about it yet stay in not knowing)

  • @dulcemorales3563
    @dulcemorales3563 5 років тому +173

    Olivia: "One is enough"
    Also Olivia: *Sneezes and gives me a lot* Here is the one
    Me: *Chuckles* I'm in danger

  • @miraclesilva2993
    @miraclesilva2993 5 років тому +255

    Everyone referring to this video as if the patient is high on cannabis lmaoooo y’all saw that pack of shroomsies right 🤪😂

    • @p5ych0_w1tch
      @p5ych0_w1tch 4 роки тому +13

      i feel like that was a healthy mix of shrooms and opium, since she called it a painkiller and dreaming on opium feels p much like this

    • @yeetymeety249
      @yeetymeety249 4 роки тому +1

      This girl is a smack head lol

    • @miraclesilva2993
      @miraclesilva2993 4 роки тому +2

      yeety meety your name is literally yeety meety stfu

    • @thehentaidude4231
      @thehentaidude4231 4 роки тому +1

      @@miraclesilva2993 lol ur right

    • @theresapeterson37
      @theresapeterson37 6 місяців тому

      I'm shrooming now

  • @Ash-hi5hy
    @Ash-hi5hy 5 років тому +80

    Welp...if I die, I die with clean ears and universal knowledge!!

  • @mrx4022
    @mrx4022 5 років тому +56

    Olivia: *I'm going to remove my gloves for this procedure.*
    Literally every surgeon on the face of the Earth: ´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `

  • @vikaashchahat9552
    @vikaashchahat9552 5 років тому +79

    That awkward moment when you're going for an ear cleaning, but suddenly get sucked into a other dimension.

  • @fatcat4642
    @fatcat4642 5 років тому +15

    I love this series so much. It never fails to make me feel like I'm in another world, deeply relax me and put me to sleep.

  • @savanna4127
    @savanna4127 2 роки тому +6

    This was the best guided meditation/ASMR I have experienced. I found myself relaxed, peaceful, laughing, and in Awe of the sensations and feelings I experienced listening to this with my eyes closed and headphones. I loved this and the experience was divine. I was feeling depressed and not well. This shifted something in me and I noticed I felt light and less dense. Thank you!!

  • @song4mozart
    @song4mozart 5 років тому +135

    LSD (Liv's Satisfying Detoxification)

  • @coyotemoondolls2197
    @coyotemoondolls2197 5 років тому +99

    Olivia Kissper: You need your brain flossed
    Me: cool cool sounds normal thanks

  • @Random-Disco
    @Random-Disco 5 років тому +36

    When she said this video would get you high I didn’t think she meant it would literally get you high!

  • @andiemac0
    @andiemac0 5 років тому +20

    Hearing aids. Pure comedic genius! That's why I love this channel.

  • @odin_191
    @odin_191 5 років тому +188

    Woke up with a terrible cough due to an itchy throat (it's 1am here) and this video was so well-timed. I can't imagine what shitty mood I would be in if Olivia hadn't found a condom in my ear

    • @OliviaKissper
      @OliviaKissper  5 років тому +20

      😂😂lol! Glad I could assist!

  • @savanadeer7940
    @savanadeer7940 5 років тому +32

    Guys, at least we got the cutest q-tip :)

  • @theceoofmemes4987
    @theceoofmemes4987 5 років тому +65

    WoW I NeVa SiGnED Up FoR ThE SeCrEtS oF ThE UnIvErSe
    It’s strange I saw the background for 27:11 in a dream

  • @caitlinkelly6328
    @caitlinkelly6328 5 років тому +16

    I am so in love with your content. The humor of it releases my anxiety right now, thank you❤❤

  • @ShawnellaAnnMarie
    @ShawnellaAnnMarie 5 років тому +58

    The Holy Cow Experience... THC. Good grief. 😂😂😂

  • @catschamomile298
    @catschamomile298 5 років тому +314

    Omg Olivia how am I supposed to sleep I can't stop laughing what is this?😂😂😂

  • @savannaridgway5633
    @savannaridgway5633 5 років тому +57

    I will say that this is best with headphones. It almost FEELS like she is cleaning out my ears 😱

    • @christinesuter9954
      @christinesuter9954 5 років тому +1

      Went and got my headphones after reading this comment

    • @fattwat1
      @fattwat1 5 років тому +5

      You should always have head phones on when listening to any ASMR videos it's pointless otherwise

  • @vaishnavirane8268
    @vaishnavirane8268 Рік тому +5

    Always returning to genius 'high' videos. Never gets old ❤

  • @PerceptionASMR
    @PerceptionASMR 5 років тому +244

    I absolutely love your 'get high' ASMR videos 😁❤️❤️

  • @biamoogoo_
    @biamoogoo_ 5 років тому +48

    I’m at the beach this week and STILL so excited about Olivia time.

  • @TheLavennovell
    @TheLavennovell 4 роки тому +14

    She is the one of excellent ASMR artist i ever found online. It is sad since she never do asmr videos again.

  • @Jokobub
    @Jokobub 5 років тому +126

    “This is called 2 ears 1 string”
    “I’m going to check your ears with my gloves and stuff”
    “I’m going to give you some.... painkillers”
    Ma’am are you sure you work here

    • @Arsenik17
      @Arsenik17 5 років тому +1

      Mmmm painkillers, yum.

    • @robertlanos4494
      @robertlanos4494 5 років тому +1

      That's pretty much all i need to know ...wtf did u even say

    • @robertlanos4494
      @robertlanos4494 5 років тому +1

      I take it she likes cleaning ears

  • @antiheroasmr2192
    @antiheroasmr2192 5 років тому +29

    Olivia: Side effects include *crinkles gloves on ears, distorting every word*
    Me: What?
    Olivia: ...And brain disintegration.
    Me: I...suppose if that's the worst of it...

  • @corylivingston4817
    @corylivingston4817 5 років тому +48

    She said “If anything happens to you I’m not responsible “

  • @rubix1651
    @rubix1651 5 років тому +32

    Came here for some relaxing ASMR, ended up rethinking my entire existence... 😳

  • @karlac3583
    @karlac3583 5 років тому +52

    Wtf hhaahahaa i was falling asleep until you found a sock in my ear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now i am wide awake

    • @mikomimiau
      @mikomimiau 5 років тому +1

      Same here with the condom 😂

  • @oneamongthefence2616
    @oneamongthefence2616 3 роки тому +3

    I’m 32 minutes in and I’m literally smiling and chuckling to myself. This is truth I had forgotten, and Olivia described in perfectly. I can’t stop smiling ❤️

  • @mosquito1538
    @mosquito1538 5 років тому +81

    “you don’t want to get any hearing AIDS”
    *funniest joke i’ve heard today*

    • @shnbyuwu6710
      @shnbyuwu6710 5 років тому +3

      Ah yes a stay

    • @chloe4344
      @chloe4344 5 років тому +2

      @@shnbyuwu6710 PFFTT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT

    • @shnbyuwu6710
      @shnbyuwu6710 5 років тому +2

      Chloeeh Toreeez ah yes, a myday

    • @chloe4344
      @chloe4344 5 років тому +2

      @@shnbyuwu6710 oh my god i love you

    • @shnbyuwu6710
      @shnbyuwu6710 5 років тому +3

      Chloeeh Toreeez *pulls out uno reverse kard(you get it lmao)*

  • @courtneymendoza7581
    @courtneymendoza7581 5 років тому +25

    Me: ow that hurts
    Her: Oh it hurts? Let me look inside it
    *stares directly into my eyes*

  • @elusiverobertdenby3000
    @elusiverobertdenby3000 5 років тому +11

    Unlike any asmr experience I've had thus far! So cool, and i love the dark humor and sci fi/horror aspect lol

  • @heristhename
    @heristhename 5 років тому +55

    Olivia: "this procedure has never been done before so you should be proud to be the only one to have this.
    Me: But I oop-

  • @kzzlala
    @kzzlala 5 років тому +34

    5:42: “so this is the string I am going to use for your surgery-I lean sorrow..”
    Me:..wait what?

  • @sonadilver563
    @sonadilver563 5 років тому +24

    _"this experience is going to be very pleasant."_
    me: *_okay so im tripping major balls i dont know which way is up or down and im panicking help please sir_*

  • @tko0318
    @tko0318 5 років тому +7

    Wow, this is super creative! I’m laying in bed half asleep and half awake. Very trippy :D

  • @Entesi
    @Entesi 5 років тому +31

    I just woke up when this was uploaded. Guess I’m going back to sleep for a few more hours! 😴

  • @tamaraxo2612
    @tamaraxo2612 5 років тому +38

    Love ur accent Olivia
    Please do an video with draaaamatic Russian accent this would be soooooo tingliii 💖💖💖🙏🏽🙏🏽 so much love

  • @loganireland3113
    @loganireland3113 5 років тому +39

    Brain not responding fast enough?
    Just drop some fiber optic cable in that bad boy

  • @kellene20
    @kellene20 5 років тому +5

    Well I think this is now one of my favorite asmr videos ever. Love it! I hope you know that the time, thought, and effort you put into this video doesn’t go unnoticed by me at all. Very impressed!! Thank you!

  • @gaarakamaru
    @gaarakamaru 5 років тому +19

    The further the series goes the more I get the impression I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned hospital and Olivia’s been “treating” me Misery-style...

  • @rvigil881
    @rvigil881 5 років тому +33

    Love your bull crappy get high vids! Seriously the best blend of relaxation and humor in one video. Love you Liv!

  • @sinai8215
    @sinai8215 5 років тому +51

    I like how she says “sock”

  • @aronia333
    @aronia333 Місяць тому

    Your sense of style and timing is so graceful and impeccable

  • @wrenheffernan4691
    @wrenheffernan4691 5 років тому +21

    *wakes up a few organs less* “not again”

  • @kleffe94
    @kleffe94 5 років тому +67

    Well I might need a Good earcleaning... but do we really need to do it in a angiography lab?!? I KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF THAT USUALLY GOES ON IN THOSE!!!
    alright I just had to, just fun when you recognizes backgrounds from your own profession 😅
    Great video btw!

    • @lucim6097
      @lucim6097 5 років тому +9

      kleffe94 question... what goes on?

    • @kleffe94
      @kleffe94 5 років тому +22

      Well the medical background is showing a typical angiography lab, probably a stock image from a equipment company... perhaps Siemens but the C-arm itself is to far in the background for me to say for sure. Angiography is a name used for a wide Range of X-ray guided surgeries. For example pacemaker implantation, intraventional procedures, aorta repairs some neural surgery... basically surgeries where you dont realy cut the patient Open but instead goes in via veins and arteries using special virebased tools which you monitor using X-rays... If I were sedated in one of those rooms for earcleaning I would NOT be relaxed 😅

    • @davidjemina8916
      @davidjemina8916 5 років тому

      I have gone through one of those surgeries, cool right?

  • @matildaostrell3291
    @matildaostrell3291 5 років тому +3

    Omg I’ve been waiting so long for this because ur other previous video with the bunny treatment from Peru is one of my favourites

  • @adriennelucky2223
    @adriennelucky2223 5 років тому +1

    I love that Olivia can make me feel so relaxed while also being hilarious. My favourite videos of hers are the make up application! Love the crinkly plastic bag sounds in this one.

  • @Chann3l0
    @Chann3l0 5 років тому +2

    I really like that there are people like you in the world Olivia.

  • @richardgalax4104
    @richardgalax4104 5 років тому +2

    I love your work Olivia you are so creative and you know exactly what to say to calm us down. I also notice you are quite the comedian I find myself giggling and laughing at your subtle jokes and facial expressions. Hope you're doing well!

  • @queen_cornhole
    @queen_cornhole 5 років тому +20

    "even if you die I am not responsible" 😂

  • @KourttneyL
    @KourttneyL 3 роки тому +4

    I love this one. I keep coming back to it. Nothing beats this video!!

  • @alonevera9622
    @alonevera9622 5 років тому +4

    psychedelic roleplays are my faves from you✨✨

  • @bonniematthews7611
    @bonniematthews7611 3 роки тому +1

    MESMERIZING! ENTRANCING! PHENOMENAL EFFECTS. Thank you for crafting such beautiful and effective ASMR videos.

  • @kodojow22
    @kodojow22 5 років тому +3

    I’ve never seen your videos before this is my first and you had me subscribed at “hearing aids” that was amazing

  • @punkcake9329
    @punkcake9329 3 роки тому +2

    The best asmr video i've ever seen
    👁👄👁

  • @schown1983
    @schown1983 5 років тому +1

    I love love love the comical side of your videos Olivia!! Makes me giggle every time along with the tingles! In fact it make me tingle more! Thank you for your creativity 💖

  • @HotTakeAndy
    @HotTakeAndy 5 років тому +1

    What an audio and visual treat. Watched this when it first came out. Watching it again with my beats headphones. WOW! What a masterpiece!

  • @sarahisferris
    @sarahisferris 5 років тому +1

    Can't stop re-watching, 15th time now! I love the length of this one and how it dissolves into the best sweet chaos that seems to also be fixing me. Astounding.

  • @nofuture2871
    @nofuture2871 5 років тому +7

    How am I supposed to sleep when I’m wheezing my lungs out

  • @anahitaa9474
    @anahitaa9474 5 років тому +7

    Just..thank u for existing🙏😴

  • @ThelmaThais1
    @ThelmaThais1 5 років тому

    Absolutely genius. I listeed to one of her asmr to heal acne and it felt so real that it actually healed my acne

  • @Kova_Burcu_Erkegi
    @Kova_Burcu_Erkegi Рік тому +3

    Underrated channel

  • @princessbell2530
    @princessbell2530 5 років тому +8

    The string. Going in one ear and out the other. I 've never laughed so hard! Then you add..."its never been done before"
    I'm dying. Too funny.

  • @ginganinja918
    @ginganinja918 5 років тому +15

    So there’s a sock in you’re ear. “Hey at least it’s not a condom” guess what she pulls out next. 😂

  • @ethelrhine56
    @ethelrhine56 Рік тому +1

    This is like no other ASMR I've experienced before. Love it 🤗

  • @NigelHyphenJones
    @NigelHyphenJones 5 років тому +50

    This is eerie 👂

    • @AlashiaTuol
      @AlashiaTuol 5 років тому +1

      👏... 👏... 👏...😏

  • @BlewJ
    @BlewJ 5 років тому +1

    Thank you. My inner helplessness is pressurizing my mind, erasing my memories. The present moment helps me not need to rely on faulty memory.

  • @MugenNoJiyuunin
    @MugenNoJiyuunin 6 місяців тому +1

    "Vibrance and insanity... I mean.. intensity.." What a trip! Love your trips! Thank you!

  • @glamrse1551
    @glamrse1551 4 роки тому +1

    Is it just me . . . Or everytime I watch one of these videos I feel so calm and refreshed.

  • @haniyakhan2728
    @haniyakhan2728 5 років тому +2

    At first I thought It was just an ear cleaning normal video but this was so amazingly directed *FUNNY* , relaxing , amazing and best video !!!

  • @jenniepugsley6801
    @jenniepugsley6801 5 років тому +5

    Immediate tingles from this series! Love them so much💕

  • @itsacelyn449
    @itsacelyn449 5 років тому

    Lately I can’t listen to anything but this video ! I think I’m addicted, for REAL! Please please make more videos like this ! Thank YOU,i love your channel ❤️ you’re amazing

  • @bethgilks2348
    @bethgilks2348 5 років тому +33

    Watching this video whilst high, it's making my ears feel itchy! 😬

  • @jmillz666
    @jmillz666 5 років тому +12

    This was so enjoyable, thank you!
    RIP to my earwax and the patient upstairs 👋

  • @OhBeSleeps
    @OhBeSleeps 3 роки тому +3

    Been around here awhile, very seldom I'll listen to asmr and do busy work. I barely noticed the hour go by. You are amazing.
    Think I may've thrown the keys away during a tingle attack. Haha.

  • @igorkuhar4187
    @igorkuhar4187 7 місяців тому +1

    This is some wild stuff 😃 Love the ingenuity 🌱 Great chanel ✌️🌷

  • @Skinnylittlemama
    @Skinnylittlemama 5 років тому +1

    You’re sense of humor is amazing. And the jokes are so clever hahah soul / sole