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ive watched this countless times and olivia's quote "In the present there is no fear, all your fear comes from your past and it is projected into the future. " has stuck with me so strong
when she covers your ears she says “So basically what i said was that whatever happens like if you die or something im not responsible.” you’re welcome 💞
For real, these are amazing to watch while high bc - asmr senses are heightened - the jokes she does are extra funny - the scenario is very off and confusing so it messes with my brain twice as much
Madison ASMR Please don’t tell me the joke comes from 2 g.... 1 c..... (just wrote the first letter, so the ones who don’t know about it yet stay in not knowing)
This was the best guided meditation/ASMR I have experienced. I found myself relaxed, peaceful, laughing, and in Awe of the sensations and feelings I experienced listening to this with my eyes closed and headphones. I loved this and the experience was divine. I was feeling depressed and not well. This shifted something in me and I noticed I felt light and less dense. Thank you!!
Woke up with a terrible cough due to an itchy throat (it's 1am here) and this video was so well-timed. I can't imagine what shitty mood I would be in if Olivia hadn't found a condom in my ear
“This is called 2 ears 1 string” “I’m going to check your ears with my gloves and stuff” “I’m going to give you some.... painkillers” Ma’am are you sure you work here
Olivia: Side effects include *crinkles gloves on ears, distorting every word* Me: What? Olivia: ...And brain disintegration. Me: I...suppose if that's the worst of it...
I’m 32 minutes in and I’m literally smiling and chuckling to myself. This is truth I had forgotten, and Olivia described in perfectly. I can’t stop smiling ❤️
_"this experience is going to be very pleasant."_ me: *_okay so im tripping major balls i dont know which way is up or down and im panicking help please sir_*
Well I think this is now one of my favorite asmr videos ever. Love it! I hope you know that the time, thought, and effort you put into this video doesn’t go unnoticed by me at all. Very impressed!! Thank you!
Well I might need a Good earcleaning... but do we really need to do it in a angiography lab?!? I KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF THAT USUALLY GOES ON IN THOSE!!! alright I just had to, just fun when you recognizes backgrounds from your own profession 😅 Great video btw!
Well the medical background is showing a typical angiography lab, probably a stock image from a equipment company... perhaps Siemens but the C-arm itself is to far in the background for me to say for sure. Angiography is a name used for a wide Range of X-ray guided surgeries. For example pacemaker implantation, intraventional procedures, aorta repairs some neural surgery... basically surgeries where you dont realy cut the patient Open but instead goes in via veins and arteries using special virebased tools which you monitor using X-rays... If I were sedated in one of those rooms for earcleaning I would NOT be relaxed 😅
I love that Olivia can make me feel so relaxed while also being hilarious. My favourite videos of hers are the make up application! Love the crinkly plastic bag sounds in this one.
I love your work Olivia you are so creative and you know exactly what to say to calm us down. I also notice you are quite the comedian I find myself giggling and laughing at your subtle jokes and facial expressions. Hope you're doing well!
I love love love the comical side of your videos Olivia!! Makes me giggle every time along with the tingles! In fact it make me tingle more! Thank you for your creativity 💖
Can't stop re-watching, 15th time now! I love the length of this one and how it dissolves into the best sweet chaos that seems to also be fixing me. Astounding.
Lately I can’t listen to anything but this video ! I think I’m addicted, for REAL! Please please make more videos like this ! Thank YOU,i love your channel ❤️ you’re amazing
Been around here awhile, very seldom I'll listen to asmr and do busy work. I barely noticed the hour go by. You are amazing. Think I may've thrown the keys away during a tingle attack. Haha.
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@@OliviaKissper the airport trippy video was always good
ive watched this countless times and olivia's quote "In the present there is no fear, all your fear comes from your past and it is projected into the future. " has stuck with me so strong
Indeed wise words.
17:19
That part reminds me of adventure time
@@_bina yesssss thanks
Yess
This could be legit any asmr genre. Personal attention, medical, horror, comedy, mystical... I love it like always!!
Sooo true!!!
These “will get you high” videos just keep getting better and better.
Fr
Came in for an ear cleaning. Got dragged in a quest to understand the secrets of the universe. Nothing I can do about it because I signed the waiver.
😂
😂
“I’m going to remove my gloves for this procedure”
Me, a hospital employee: You’re gonna... what?
Are the cardio thingies THAT FRIGGIN LOUD THAT YOU CAN HEAR THEM THROUGH THE CEILING
Did she stutter?
I could've sworn she said "Pussy Germ"! 🤯😯
I had to rewind that part a few times 🙋🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
Me in the beginning: this... is so... weird
Me halfway through: this woman is brilliant, deserves an Oscar
Exactly bro, exactly
I think my dentist would be pretty mad to know i've been having my brain flossed more than my teeth
lmfao
Lol 😂
Agreed 😂
Looool
😂😂😂
"You have a condom in your ear"
*well that's enough internet for today*
That's it, I'm off back to Gibi and ASMR darling where I know it's safe 😳
@@FalloutNewNarwhal wym safe? Are you a low intensity kind of person?
Hey look on the bright side. You can be sure, you won't get pregnant, while you fall asleep :)
@@FalloutNewNarwhal I LOVE GIBI ❤️
what?
Olivia: [covers my ears as she explains this mildly intrusive procedure]
Me, to myself: I dont believe this man's ever been to medical school.
I love a good Toy Story reference👌💛
Azahliya Snow I’m crying lo
Kate Chamomile she
Gregg Robinson it’s a toy story refrance,if she’s changed it to she it would ruin the mood
Gregg Robinson toy story reference
when she covers your ears she says “So basically what i said was that whatever happens like if you die or something im not responsible.”
you’re welcome 💞
woahh..thankss!!
oh, p- porządku dziekuję ☠
Condom in the ear coz dont wanna get hearing aids..😂😂😂
Good one olivia🤣
Hey scoob I’m beginning to think they weren’t Scooby snacks
😂🍄
Bluejack 02 haha!!!
they never were.
Ded
Raggy this isn't weed
"I've been waiting for a patient like you ;)"
-ominously puts on gloves-
Me: •_•
😂😂😂😩
Everyone's laughing at "hearing aids" but I'm dying at "protect your soul (sole)". So witty😂
Came for ASMR, left with crippling existential crisis
Your profile pic makes this comment so much better
LOL
Jay Yeeles maybe he posts nothing but dark comments
Lol
For real, these are amazing to watch while high bc
- asmr senses are heightened
- the jokes she does are extra funny
- the scenario is very off and confusing so it messes with my brain twice as much
*Olivia:* you here that beeping noise..? I think it's cardio machine..
*also Olivia:* oh... It stopped.. *giggles*
*The lion sleeps tonight theme*
Yea I forgot that she lives in some freaking jungle lol
Yessss these are my favorite videos you do ! So creative, no other asmr channels do videos like this ❤️❤️❤️
Michaela Chevalier Angelica does
You know you have a good doctor when they say gloves and stuff
7:40 MAJOR tingles!!!!!! i’ve been immune to tingles for the past two months and this has immensely helped bring it back. i owe you my life.
All the visual layers were beyond cool.
I hate that I understood that “2 ears 1 string” joke lmao
Sadly I heard about what this joke was referencing today from my friend
Taekookisreal Andit'sthetea nothing
Taekookisreal Andit'sthetea it’s better if you don’t know maybe. Don’t get ptsd like the rest of us
Y'all, I don't get this, can y'all explain this as bluntly as possible?
Madison ASMR Please don’t tell me the joke comes from 2 g.... 1 c..... (just wrote the first letter, so the ones who don’t know about it yet stay in not knowing)
Olivia: "One is enough"
Also Olivia: *Sneezes and gives me a lot* Here is the one
Me: *Chuckles* I'm in danger
Everyone referring to this video as if the patient is high on cannabis lmaoooo y’all saw that pack of shroomsies right 🤪😂
i feel like that was a healthy mix of shrooms and opium, since she called it a painkiller and dreaming on opium feels p much like this
This girl is a smack head lol
yeety meety your name is literally yeety meety stfu
@@miraclesilva2993 lol ur right
I'm shrooming now
Welp...if I die, I die with clean ears and universal knowledge!!
Olivia: *I'm going to remove my gloves for this procedure.*
Literally every surgeon on the face of the Earth: ´༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `
That awkward moment when you're going for an ear cleaning, but suddenly get sucked into a other dimension.
😂
I love this series so much. It never fails to make me feel like I'm in another world, deeply relax me and put me to sleep.
This was the best guided meditation/ASMR I have experienced. I found myself relaxed, peaceful, laughing, and in Awe of the sensations and feelings I experienced listening to this with my eyes closed and headphones. I loved this and the experience was divine. I was feeling depressed and not well. This shifted something in me and I noticed I felt light and less dense. Thank you!!
LSD (Liv's Satisfying Detoxification)
100e liker
Olivia Kissper: You need your brain flossed
Me: cool cool sounds normal thanks
Lol
When she said this video would get you high I didn’t think she meant it would literally get you high!
Hearing aids. Pure comedic genius! That's why I love this channel.
Woke up with a terrible cough due to an itchy throat (it's 1am here) and this video was so well-timed. I can't imagine what shitty mood I would be in if Olivia hadn't found a condom in my ear
😂😂lol! Glad I could assist!
Guys, at least we got the cutest q-tip :)
WoW I NeVa SiGnED Up FoR ThE SeCrEtS oF ThE UnIvErSe
It’s strange I saw the background for 27:11 in a dream
I am so in love with your content. The humor of it releases my anxiety right now, thank you❤❤
The Holy Cow Experience... THC. Good grief. 😂😂😂
Omg Olivia how am I supposed to sleep I can't stop laughing what is this?😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Comedy ASMR
Yesssssss!!!!!! True story....
I will say that this is best with headphones. It almost FEELS like she is cleaning out my ears 😱
Went and got my headphones after reading this comment
You should always have head phones on when listening to any ASMR videos it's pointless otherwise
Always returning to genius 'high' videos. Never gets old ❤
I absolutely love your 'get high' ASMR videos 😁❤️❤️
Awesome! Thank you!
@@OliviaKissper no problem ☺️
They’re seriously the best!!!! 😌
Do they really make you high ??
@@nevejamieson4575 no
I’m at the beach this week and STILL so excited about Olivia time.
She is the one of excellent ASMR artist i ever found online. It is sad since she never do asmr videos again.
“This is called 2 ears 1 string”
“I’m going to check your ears with my gloves and stuff”
“I’m going to give you some.... painkillers”
Ma’am are you sure you work here
Mmmm painkillers, yum.
That's pretty much all i need to know ...wtf did u even say
I take it she likes cleaning ears
Olivia: Side effects include *crinkles gloves on ears, distorting every word*
Me: What?
Olivia: ...And brain disintegration.
Me: I...suppose if that's the worst of it...
She said “If anything happens to you I’m not responsible “
Came here for some relaxing ASMR, ended up rethinking my entire existence... 😳
Wtf hhaahahaa i was falling asleep until you found a sock in my ear 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now i am wide awake
Same here with the condom 😂
I’m 32 minutes in and I’m literally smiling and chuckling to myself. This is truth I had forgotten, and Olivia described in perfectly. I can’t stop smiling ❤️
“you don’t want to get any hearing AIDS”
*funniest joke i’ve heard today*
Ah yes a stay
@@shnbyuwu6710 PFFTT I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
Chloeeh Toreeez ah yes, a myday
@@shnbyuwu6710 oh my god i love you
Chloeeh Toreeez *pulls out uno reverse kard(you get it lmao)*
Me: ow that hurts
Her: Oh it hurts? Let me look inside it
*stares directly into my eyes*
Unlike any asmr experience I've had thus far! So cool, and i love the dark humor and sci fi/horror aspect lol
Olivia: "this procedure has never been done before so you should be proud to be the only one to have this.
Me: But I oop-
Heristhename carat??
@@baozi_bun8365 oh Yes 😊💓
Ahhhhh caratssss
5:42: “so this is the string I am going to use for your surgery-I lean sorrow..”
Me:..wait what?
She said "I mean-thorough ear cleaning"
She said, "I mean-thorough"
_"this experience is going to be very pleasant."_
me: *_okay so im tripping major balls i dont know which way is up or down and im panicking help please sir_*
Wow, this is super creative! I’m laying in bed half asleep and half awake. Very trippy :D
I just woke up when this was uploaded. Guess I’m going back to sleep for a few more hours! 😴
Love ur accent Olivia
Please do an video with draaaamatic Russian accent this would be soooooo tingliii 💖💖💖🙏🏽🙏🏽 so much love
Brain not responding fast enough?
Just drop some fiber optic cable in that bad boy
**slaps hood of brain **
Heather F. The skull??
Well I think this is now one of my favorite asmr videos ever. Love it! I hope you know that the time, thought, and effort you put into this video doesn’t go unnoticed by me at all. Very impressed!! Thank you!
The further the series goes the more I get the impression I’m tied to a chair in an abandoned hospital and Olivia’s been “treating” me Misery-style...
Love your bull crappy get high vids! Seriously the best blend of relaxation and humor in one video. Love you Liv!
I like how she says “sock”
Your sense of style and timing is so graceful and impeccable
*wakes up a few organs less* “not again”
Well I might need a Good earcleaning... but do we really need to do it in a angiography lab?!? I KNOW WHAT KIND OF STUFF THAT USUALLY GOES ON IN THOSE!!!
alright I just had to, just fun when you recognizes backgrounds from your own profession 😅
Great video btw!
kleffe94 question... what goes on?
Well the medical background is showing a typical angiography lab, probably a stock image from a equipment company... perhaps Siemens but the C-arm itself is to far in the background for me to say for sure. Angiography is a name used for a wide Range of X-ray guided surgeries. For example pacemaker implantation, intraventional procedures, aorta repairs some neural surgery... basically surgeries where you dont realy cut the patient Open but instead goes in via veins and arteries using special virebased tools which you monitor using X-rays... If I were sedated in one of those rooms for earcleaning I would NOT be relaxed 😅
I have gone through one of those surgeries, cool right?
Omg I’ve been waiting so long for this because ur other previous video with the bunny treatment from Peru is one of my favourites
I love that Olivia can make me feel so relaxed while also being hilarious. My favourite videos of hers are the make up application! Love the crinkly plastic bag sounds in this one.
I really like that there are people like you in the world Olivia.
I love your work Olivia you are so creative and you know exactly what to say to calm us down. I also notice you are quite the comedian I find myself giggling and laughing at your subtle jokes and facial expressions. Hope you're doing well!
"even if you die I am not responsible" 😂
I love this one. I keep coming back to it. Nothing beats this video!!
psychedelic roleplays are my faves from you✨✨
MESMERIZING! ENTRANCING! PHENOMENAL EFFECTS. Thank you for crafting such beautiful and effective ASMR videos.
I’ve never seen your videos before this is my first and you had me subscribed at “hearing aids” that was amazing
The best asmr video i've ever seen
👁👄👁
I love love love the comical side of your videos Olivia!! Makes me giggle every time along with the tingles! In fact it make me tingle more! Thank you for your creativity 💖
What an audio and visual treat. Watched this when it first came out. Watching it again with my beats headphones. WOW! What a masterpiece!
Can't stop re-watching, 15th time now! I love the length of this one and how it dissolves into the best sweet chaos that seems to also be fixing me. Astounding.
How am I supposed to sleep when I’m wheezing my lungs out
Just..thank u for existing🙏😴
Absolutely genius. I listeed to one of her asmr to heal acne and it felt so real that it actually healed my acne
Underrated channel
The string. Going in one ear and out the other. I 've never laughed so hard! Then you add..."its never been done before"
I'm dying. Too funny.
So there’s a sock in you’re ear. “Hey at least it’s not a condom” guess what she pulls out next. 😂
🤣🤣
This is like no other ASMR I've experienced before. Love it 🤗
This is eerie 👂
👏... 👏... 👏...😏
Thank you. My inner helplessness is pressurizing my mind, erasing my memories. The present moment helps me not need to rely on faulty memory.
"Vibrance and insanity... I mean.. intensity.." What a trip! Love your trips! Thank you!
Is it just me . . . Or everytime I watch one of these videos I feel so calm and refreshed.
At first I thought It was just an ear cleaning normal video but this was so amazingly directed *FUNNY* , relaxing , amazing and best video !!!
Immediate tingles from this series! Love them so much💕
Lately I can’t listen to anything but this video ! I think I’m addicted, for REAL! Please please make more videos like this ! Thank YOU,i love your channel ❤️ you’re amazing
Watching this video whilst high, it's making my ears feel itchy! 😬
Dude. Also me.
Beth Gilks don’t waste your life.
CandyisAwesome86 Thank you Kanye. Very cool!
This was so enjoyable, thank you!
RIP to my earwax and the patient upstairs 👋
Been around here awhile, very seldom I'll listen to asmr and do busy work. I barely noticed the hour go by. You are amazing.
Think I may've thrown the keys away during a tingle attack. Haha.
This is some wild stuff 😃 Love the ingenuity 🌱 Great chanel ✌️🌷
You’re sense of humor is amazing. And the jokes are so clever hahah soul / sole