@@m93samman I thought he hooked up with his cousin and it's unbelievable because it's a very popular club and Tuesday is the 6th hardest day to get into it!!!
@@leonthethird7494 probably her and her baby, considering two things, first that'd hurt more, and second, when he points at her, he flicks his finger up and down at her, kind of like pointing at her when pointing up to her face, and at the baby when pointing down to her lower torso
why are you afraid of that? why arnt you sure of that? Im not afirad of the sun rising and setting because i know its gonna happen.--Favorite line in this skit
Will saying "its not my place" in every appearance is my favorite easter egg. Never noticed until my 3rd rewatch that he says the same phrase everytime
Yeah, the way he sells it is incredible. Also, I've had this thought many a time when I'm trying to talk to someone while high, I just never vocalized it like this =D
+jingerstorm Some people don't show or feel any signs, there's actually been cases of women going to the toilet (thinking they need to go) and dropping out a baby because they had no idea they were pregnant for 9 months.
Why is this episode so... different... it looks like it had something that happened before it (and possibly even after it) and it feels out of place... Am I missing something?
The point of this video is that Jake goes to raves.
On a Tuesday!
Jeff Smith Tell em when it was!!!
IT WAS A TUESDAY! And he fingered a cat!
m93samman he fingered a cat?? why
@@m93samman I thought he hooked up with his cousin and it's unbelievable because it's a very popular club and Tuesday is the 6th hardest day to get into it!!!
"...in fact, permission to sit on your face"
"denied"
"rehired"
"KIAH"
"Welcome to hell. Population... two."
hahahhahaha jesus christ Amir
+Baljot Bhatti savage af
He really made a joke of them, he really did
more like satan
population 2 because it's both of them or becuase its her and her baby?
@@leonthethird7494 probably her and her baby, considering two things, first that'd hurt more, and second, when he points at her, he flicks his finger up and down at her, kind of like pointing at her when pointing up to her face, and at the baby when pointing down to her lower torso
"Wow, gay name"
Gets me every single time.
Right? And its so true.
Why
@@gazzamuso *Randy*
A rave? Must have been a Tuesday.
Damn, did I accidentally walk into a rave again?
Wow, Jake got into a rave two separate times... ON A TUESDAY? That's like the 4th hardest day to get into raves excluding weekends.
I tossed the salad of a duck at a dave
Brian Magnan CRIMSEN!
So, the easiest day to get in, except for Monday?
Amir was demonstrating level 10 brutality here.
+felynecomrade I say 12.5 at least. DJ Trump could learn a few things from him.
+URKillingme100 Never heard of that fool. I hire DJ Shmu-Mu for my parties. He pressed play on Spotify and fainted.
He can't help it if his Yelp reviews suck!!
Batman that's the one thing he can help!
Out of 12, but still, he’s never been at double digits before!
I'd love to see Amir run a company as this cruel CEO and how evryone is trying to cope with his crazy and unpredictable style
go watch the office with steve carrell.
Go watch Tesla with Elon Musk
Basically the US today...
the new headgum series is pretty much that
Amir secretly _is_ the CEO, he's just fucking with everyone. Especially Jake.
"I'm not afraid of the sun rising and setting tomorrow because I know it's going to happen." Really good quote
I quote this all the time, and I've just researched this many years later to come to realise this is where its from
"Permission to sit on your face?"
Oh god, that killed me.
***** because he doesn't want poo on his face
Joffrey Baratheon Because he has a keen sense of right and wrong and a true gravitas about him.
No, what killed you was hubris
I love the way Amir casually says "wow gay name," and she just ignores it
"permission to sit on your face?"
"Denied"
Fuckin LOL
hired!
"How'd you know she wasn't pregnant?" How did Paul know she said she was pregnant, it was never mentioned when he came into the room! lol
Maybe it was a setup
@@ReidTheRulesGuy it was a goof………..ruth
It’s all a dream
jake was too high and mentioned it to everyone he saw in the hallway
why are you afraid of that? why arnt you sure of that? Im not afirad of the sun rising and setting because i know its gonna happen.--Favorite line in this skit
favorite Amir line ever
I call someone a “godless ass, trash man” at least once a week because of this video
At work, I presume?
To the atheist donkey who collects your garbage I presume?
i fuckin lost it when jake showed up at the end
Who? You mean Frandy?
Leo Heinsuo Randy*
Tyler Reeves Hahaha I tried to thumbs up your comment but I couldn't click it cuz I was shaking from laughing so hard at Jake
Tyler Reeves He revealed his true form
OverSizedMidget Brandon?
"randy doesn't know yet"
"wow gay name"
-Permission to sit on your face?
-Denied.
-Re-hired!
-KYAAA!!!
Oh my god I fucking lost it. lol
Will saying "its not my place" in every appearance is my favorite easter egg. Never noticed until my 3rd rewatch that he says the same phrase everytime
And the man eats his own shit
@@popcornfilms1 why aren’t more people talking about that
@@TimmyMcGowan it’s not their place
"oh man i'm high", had me rolling on the floor.
Yeah, the way he sells it is incredible. Also, I've had this thought many a time when I'm trying to talk to someone while high, I just never vocalized it like this =D
Ha “Rolling”
I think the best delivered line in this whole video
Amir would actually make a good CEO with that heart of cold
Heart of cole
My heart. It’s cold.
actually, the phrase is “hearth of old.”
Jake looks so god damn comical when he bursts in
"Wow, gay name." Amir has put all Randys on blast.
amir has always been insightful on these things.
+jingerstorm also how do you just find out your six months pregnant.
+jingerstorm Some people don't show or feel any signs, there's actually been cases of women going to the toilet (thinking they need to go) and dropping out a baby because they had no idea they were pregnant for 9 months.
What a shit start to life. GET IT.
Thats an urban legend dude.
The boss asked "how did you know that she wasn't pregnant ?". But he never heard her say anything about being pregnant
Because the rest of the episode made so much sense... haha
How did the boss know she said she was pregnant?
-To be honest, memsterboy12... He didn't! Hahahahahahhahaha!!
memsterboy12 she also said she was 6 months pregnant when she is incredibly thin lol
+memsterboy12 It seems likely that Amir imagined the whole thing.
+memsterboy12 Right?! I noticed the same thing!
lol amir actually being relatively sane
a rare occasion.
mohammed sarker A rave occasion.
Not really though, right?
@@HandsUp12100 Well he was being really blunt but he was telling the truth.
@@e13kid this is not blunt lol this is being an asshole
oh man im high
I think the best delivered line in this video
Uip
Jake at the end was the best part
"im high" is one of my favourite running gags of this series
mary j blige ain't got nothing on these pipes
Love the insults that Will and Amir throw at each other. “Godless ass.” “Prince! Thief!”
"Your life is over." Looooooool xD
CEO: "Hey amir how did you know she wasn't pregnant" Me: " How did YOU know she was pregnant?"
528 people do not have a gravitas about them.
one of my favourite episodes
Kyaaaah!
I love the ending.
This is a trip into Amir’s dreams
I'm sorry but the part EVERYTING after Amir says, "Wow, gay name.." is perfect!! hahaha...man...Jake and Amir is my kind of humour!!
"Hey Amir, how'd you know she wasn't pregnant?"
Hey Paul, how did you know that was what she said?!?
Epic
this is the best episode
one of the best jake and amirs
Paul: "Rehired."
Amir: "QUYEEEAAAHH"
"Welcome to hell population...two" LOL
'Amir wins' episodes are my favorite episodes.
This is one of the best.
Yoo this aged really well 😂 wtf, randomly popped up in a playlist for me
"I just found out I'm 6 months pregnant"
Amir: *stares at her completely flat stomach* .... oh?
Speaking of pipes, I'm high
high jake is high
YourFavoriteDerp speaking of pipes, he's high.
sprinkle some of that weed on my doobie
Amir has really outdone himself this time. Love it.
Jake at the end topped this off perfectly
I hope to be a CEO one day so that i can use the line "C E OH YEAH"
2:42 Amir is doing the fetty squak
"How did you know she wasn't pregnant?" boss was never told that she was claiming to be pregnant lol
Why is this episode so... different... it looks like it had something that happened before it (and possibly even after it) and it feels out of place... Am I missing something?
I like that it's kept a mystery as to what Amir did. It was clear something huge and illegal but it's a lot funnier being left up to our imaginations.
I love how CEO just randomly knew she lied about being pregnant without anyone telling him what happened
How did the boss know she told Amir she was pregnant?
To be honest.. he didn't
when he asked "who are you" she explained it to him.
Ultron IV rewatch, she never references the pregnancy
because he's a real ass nigga fam
favorite jake and amir of all time!!!!
I watched this 3 times and just realized it’s Jake at the end. I was so confused about who that was and how he got in there.
They just keep getting better and better
You just know JWitz has been on that sweet icky, that dank sticky, that oregano shit.
“To be honest… I didn’t” 😂 lmao this episode has so many questionable lines
Has anyone noticed how much Amir looks like Dan? It's so creepy.
*Den
Jordan Friday
Ben?
***** Ken?
***** Wren?
XTheGamingBossX Shen?
You posted the most helpful and objective comment I have ever seen. Thank you for your service.
I need a gif of "gyah!"
"You're so ugly when you cry"
What an Archer line!
"wow gay name"
YOUR NAME IS AMIR SHMUEL
I know, right?
Enough, dude. That is absolutely enough.
I thought it was Blumenfeld? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amir_Blumenfeld ???
AkilZodiac excuuuse......
Albin S it is a gay name
best episode of jake and amir I ever saw
Amazing seeing a girl who is truly both at once. I hope she keeps up acting as she has a lot of potential.
Amir has some smooth logic at the end but at the start he's all funny lol XD
Love that it’s “Jake and Amir” and Jake only appears for two seconds at the end😂😂😂
I guess when Amir isn't around Jake he's likable and not socially awkward.....
i feel weird
Amir only like this when he gets a taste of power.
Whoever wrote this is pure GENIUS!!
Can someone explain to me why people are asking people to explain sexual innuendos to them?
this is the best amir has ever done hahaha, the sun thing got me good
"Randy doesnt know yet" "WOW gay Name"
am i the only one who laughed at this
+Luke Pilon Naw buddy it's hilarious because its so true.
Best one i've seen for awhile. Brilliant.
KYAAHHHH
this episode is one of the best
How did the boss know she was faking pregnancy?
Illuminati confirmed.
“You coward”
“You diva, you prince... THIEF!”
jake was at a dave
I was enjoying this so much, then realised I hadn't seen Jake yet, then the video was still awesome when I did see him. Thanks, Collegehumor! :)
jake. no.
The funniest Jake and air I have ever seen lmao!!
Amir is the embodiment of evil in this video :D
"Maryl you're life is over and not in a good way not a lets start over kinda way
in a ah.. I might as well be dead kinda way" LMAO
That is the prettiest girl i've ever seen
you need to get out more
TimesNuRoman beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
kuchmatt807
something tells me TimesNuRoman might be blind. and a dumbass.
Pretty sure that was Jake.
not when she's crying
One of the best episodes ever
I know it's not my place.
This probably was the best one in a long time.
Ah man I'm high
I'm still here watching this.
Leave me alone
I want to know what Amir did.
One of best episodes
0:26 made me do this
You trash man...
You Prince
Best one yet
Wow, gay name
One of the best.
Gay Randy? Nah... Gay Amir!
+Randyy1 Randy is a gay name
Lmao "why are you afraid of that, why aren't you sure that he will?" Lololol