TikTok's Funniest Discord Mod (Nova Online)

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  • @TheFakeGooberGoblin
    @TheFakeGooberGoblin Рік тому +5869

    Tom’s the type of guy to chase a bipedal mouse around the house all day and never catch him

    • @BSODBSODBSOD
      @BSODBSODBSOD Рік тому +131

      My man cannot catch Ralph and his motorcycle

    • @SneedTheSeed
      @SneedTheSeed Рік тому +269

      Best iteration of this comment to date. Everyone pack up your shit, we're done here.

    • @gamewarrior666
      @gamewarrior666 Рік тому +33

      Underrated take.

    • @teriyaki_chicken
      @teriyaki_chicken Рік тому +22

      Hell yeah dude

    • @SAM_Awesome
      @SAM_Awesome Рік тому +22

      @@SneedTheSeed I was reading through comments when I saw your reply and instantly recognized you from your Ongezellig content

  • @AlexPhelpsful
    @AlexPhelpsful Рік тому +1820

    Never heard of this guy. But the "If you've ever seen a Dhar Mann video..." line is ICONIC

    • @marinazekanovic9828
      @marinazekanovic9828 11 місяців тому +11

      A

    • @andrewsolomon9877
      @andrewsolomon9877 11 місяців тому

      B@@marinazekanovic9828

    • @spidermanspidertheman3650
      @spidermanspidertheman3650 10 місяців тому +41

      i was eating while watching this video just the look of that guy gets me sick and i cant eat anymore

    • @maccamachine
      @maccamachine 10 місяців тому +6

      @@spidermanspidertheman3650 yep he’s sickening to look at

    • @Cunitzl
      @Cunitzl 10 місяців тому +6

      @@spidermanspidertheman3650who tom or nova?

  • @SneezyAnus1995
    @SneezyAnus1995 Рік тому +788

    "IM 58 YEARS OLD AND I AM TEETHING, TEETHING TEETHING TEETHING!!!" Gotta love pappachu

  • @TheBassicBassist
    @TheBassicBassist Рік тому +1669

    This is the softest looking and sounding person I've ever seen. Like his entire body and personality are made out of old banana

  • @everrgreen122
    @everrgreen122 Рік тому +367

    Like Cyraxx, I literally can’t process how weird Nova looks. Every time I see either of them I feel so confused.

    • @christophermacqueen9745
      @christophermacqueen9745 Рік тому +15

      I know atleast two people who have a similar appearance, and a similar personality (to an extent)

    • @mhopkins7954
      @mhopkins7954 10 місяців тому +18

      I'm convinced Nova was born with female parts.

    • @airportassbooks
      @airportassbooks 10 місяців тому +21

      i feel like that when i look at tophia. wtf is going on there LMAO

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@airportassbooks Doesn't Tophia looks like that elephant from sing? Or am I crazy?

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@mhopkins7954 Especially when he wears the pink shirt, or the anime school girl costume. He legitimately looks like a girl, except for when he has his mustache.

  • @kman8186
    @kman8186 Рік тому +394

    My gf has seen him at my local McDonalds. I saw him at Walmart too. It’s very strange that so many creeps seem to live right under our noses.

    • @koda_dawgg
      @koda_dawgg Рік тому +5

      hey, i recognize that art in your profile pic.

    • @itzbeacat799
      @itzbeacat799 7 місяців тому +2

      I’d be afraid

    • @wyattjohnston1156
      @wyattjohnston1156 5 місяців тому

      I heard he was in the Spokane, Coeur d’Alene area which makes me hate Spokane more

    • @kman8186
      @kman8186 5 місяців тому

      @@wyattjohnston1156 he actually lives in Post Falls ID. I have his address lol

    • @Yarnaby-FuckingRocks
      @Yarnaby-FuckingRocks 5 місяців тому +8

      Well no shit he was at a McDonald’s look at him 😭

  • @Daintychicken
    @Daintychicken Рік тому +565

    My favorite Nova quote: “CAN I GET A FRENCH ONION SOUP PLEATHE”

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ 10 місяців тому +26

      *thoup

    • @weezetard
      @weezetard 10 місяців тому

      @@_V.Va_lol

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 8 місяців тому

      Yeuch.
      #inconsistentcensoring

    • @Muskotron
      @Muskotron 6 місяців тому

      @@QJ89huh?

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Muskotron French Onion Soup sounds incredibly disgusting. There's nothing deeper to it.
      Oh yeah, if you're going to censor "fuck," then censor each and every instance of "fuck." Or bring in an editor who can.

  • @mynameisambertoo7379
    @mynameisambertoo7379 Рік тому +330

    Honestly good on his church for recognizing a problem. Probably full of good people.

    • @thecosmicxx
      @thecosmicxx 6 місяців тому +10

      Guarantee if it was a religious leader, they would have covered for him

    • @joaoalexandresilvamoreira1687
      @joaoalexandresilvamoreira1687 3 місяці тому +6

      they just don't want any competition

    • @kookerbridge-p1o
      @kookerbridge-p1o 2 місяці тому +2

      Well. Its a church so i doubt that.

    • @ImperialSenpai
      @ImperialSenpai 2 місяці тому

      @@thecosmicxx No and he’s a gay leftist which explains it.

    • @ImperialSenpai
      @ImperialSenpai 2 місяці тому

      @@joaoalexandresilvamoreira1687 Last I checked it was mostly leftists and LGBT people which he is one.

  • @MKBIII.
    @MKBIII. Рік тому +1371

    I watch a lot of your videos while putting my infant son to sleep, I hug him extra tight when seeing videos like this one. Kid needed direction, every kid does, and I don’t think it makes me a bad father to say I’d hate my son if he even remotely resembled this kid.

    • @slothschewgum
      @slothschewgum Рік тому +160

      eternally grateful to my parents for being such hard asses about unlimited internet access and parental controls and social media as i was going through adolescence. as long as you’ll put in the work to give him that direction and guidance it only makes you a better one. bless you guys ❤

    • @HighTheir_
      @HighTheir_ Рік тому +66

      W dad

    • @MKBIII.
      @MKBIII. Рік тому +82

      @@slothschewgumman I just look at my little brother as the example. He was the definition of a kid growing up online, dealt with Elsa gate and all the weirdo sonic shit when he was a tween. I don’t deserve to do that twice.

    • @Browskismusic
      @Browskismusic Рік тому +10

      this is autism even with love and care it ends up like this.. im autistic too but i got raised by criminals and parents who didnt love me enough
      so i turned out better lol

    • @Blanch590
      @Blanch590 Рік тому +101

      @@BrowskismusicI’m also autistic but I’m not racist, a pdf file, or a creep. I don’t think it’s the autism making him those things.

  • @KingTerd
    @KingTerd Рік тому +273

    Tom the type of guy to ask the cashier "wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?" Every time he buys a Dr. Pepper

  • @CTSkydives
    @CTSkydives Рік тому +451

    Tom's the type of guy to stand up and loudly say "Let's go boys" when his team is down by a few points, followed by 4 or 5 hand claps.

  • @HotdogFlavoredDrama
    @HotdogFlavoredDrama Рік тому +14

    Awww thanks for bringing up my video!!! I really appreciate it- I have been working a lot so I haven’t been keeping UTD on much, but hopefully I’ll start making videos again soon. It’s really appreciated ❤️❤️❤️

  • @BasicGeometry
    @BasicGeometry Рік тому +1155

    Tom’s the type of guy to say a girl’s name wrong after hearing other people say it correctly

    • @pseudolog1ca
      @pseudolog1ca Рік тому +17

      ive never even heard of this type of guy wtf does this mean

    • @pseudolog1ca
      @pseudolog1ca Рік тому +16

      oh is it to neg her lol

    • @47fortyseven47
      @47fortyseven47 Рік тому +2

      Bruh

    • @BasicGeometry
      @BasicGeometry Рік тому +15

      @pseudolog1ca lol did you even watch the video

    • @choreograft
      @choreograft Рік тому +41

      was gonna make a comment about this but yours is better lol - hearing "toe-pie-a" a few dozen times right before hearing Nova pronounce it right killed me

  • @Capt.Ellis-D
    @Capt.Ellis-D Рік тому +177

    Tom is the type of guy to have a bunch of people in his comments telling a bunch of other people in his comments what type of guy he is.

    • @Psilomuscimol
      @Psilomuscimol Рік тому +7

      Best one yet

    • @Capt.Ellis-D
      @Capt.Ellis-D 11 місяців тому +8

      @CurlsAPTIE Honestly, I couldn't tell you. I just saw a lot of comments like this and made my own because I wanted everyone to think I was cool.

    • @wrenn163
      @wrenn163 10 місяців тому +5

      ​@CurlsAPTIE I might be wrong but I think it was from a few years ago when tik tok was roasting Drake for some reason

  • @Marbles4z
    @Marbles4z Рік тому +398

    Damn, Nova has officially hit the mainstream.

  • @henrysottong7397
    @henrysottong7397 Рік тому +141

    Any time Tom makes a video about someone I already know about, it makes me feel so ashamed of myself

  • @OldieWan
    @OldieWan Рік тому +1180

    Thank you for properly addressing them as horrorcows.
    For those who don't know: That is the next level after lolcow when things go from silly goofy to straight up dark disturbing predators.

    • @harryheathen4733
      @harryheathen4733 Рік тому +23

      Yea but he totally tried to act like underflows video was subpar when actually he is the one who found all this stuff, this is old news, toms just late and mad another creator is coming up 😂

    • @v1sudo
      @v1sudo Рік тому +20

      What? Using that terminology just proves you are terminally online. Just say laughing stock

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan Рік тому +11

      @@v1sudo Let me guess, you're the kind of guy who calls himself an alpha male. Careful about projection on the internet and putting the things you claim about others when it is really about you.
      Maybe you can Simga grind yourself some followers or subs. 😅😅🤣

    • @v1sudo
      @v1sudo Рік тому +47

      @@OldieWan nah I'm a yogurt male.

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan Рік тому +4

      @@v1sudo Ha ha Excellent! I too am a yogurt male. 🤣😅😎

  • @noir_7217
    @noir_7217 Рік тому +191

    Tom is the type of guy to maintain eye contact with you while eating the pudding that you bought with your money and put in the fridge for tomorrow.

  • @KrustyBert
    @KrustyBert Рік тому +621

    My heart goes out to Nova's dad.

    • @47fortyseven47
      @47fortyseven47 Рік тому

      Me penis cums to novas dad

    • @PrisPrivate
      @PrisPrivate Рік тому +9

      But why

    • @Ulve124
      @Ulve124 Рік тому

      well, to end up this fat he was probably a fat kid too. they raised him to be like this

    • @Spicy_Spores
      @Spicy_Spores Рік тому +92

      @@PrisPrivate Imagine producing a demon?

    • @PrisPrivate
      @PrisPrivate Рік тому +16

      @@Spicy_Spores Oh lmao fair enough

  • @MrElnel
    @MrElnel Рік тому +66

    Tom the type of guy to drop some food, pick it up, and eat it after saying “5 second rule”

  • @666slateran666
    @666slateran666 Рік тому +860

    Toms the type of guy to gary a blanket around calling it his "blankie"

    • @ShiningTaiga
      @ShiningTaiga Рік тому +49

      That’s just Nova

    • @Senortexas
      @Senortexas Рік тому +177

      Who’s Gary

    • @Manic_monkey
      @Manic_monkey Рік тому

      Not to be rude but correct your spelling before somebody roasts you mfs will glaze you over a typo

    • @Pr0toPoTaT0
      @Pr0toPoTaT0 Рік тому +92

      GARRRRYYYYYYYY

    • @treehugger8858
      @treehugger8858 Рік тому +40

      To gary 🧍🏼‍♂️

  • @ImEnemy608
    @ImEnemy608 Рік тому +94

    Tom is the type of the guy to call his friend Chris, "Chris-tope-her."

    • @victora.1329
      @victora.1329 10 місяців тому +2

      Read that in Adrianna's voice

  • @Andreslmao
    @Andreslmao Рік тому +449

    Holy shit Tom closed the door

  • @UndrAttack
    @UndrAttack Рік тому +153

    Tom's the type of guy to tell a drama channel creator he hugs his infant son extra tight when he watches that creators videos.

  • @mac2637
    @mac2637 Рік тому +201

    Tom never fails to bring me top tier content about someone ive never heard of

    • @80AM.
      @80AM. Рік тому +2

      And it never fails to see this exact comment in one of Tom's videos

    • @mac2637
      @mac2637 Рік тому +9

      @@80AM. they're all from me. I'm the opposite of chronically online

    • @DIE2dayORelse
      @DIE2dayORelse 9 місяців тому

      Based as frick

  • @Interloper783
    @Interloper783 Рік тому +20

    Tom's the type of guy to twiddle his fingers and say "Don't mind if I do!" when he sees a tasty snack

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo 9 місяців тому

      Why did I just picture this in my head? 😭

  • @louspowels7120
    @louspowels7120 Рік тому +77

    Tom the kind of guy to *hear* "Toe-Fee-A-Chu" and _continue saying_ "Top-High-A-Chu"

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond Рік тому +50

    Tom's the kind of guy who won't pronounce Tophia correctly even though he shows Nova saying her name right immediately after 💀

  • @jacobgonzalez9926
    @jacobgonzalez9926 Рік тому +257

    There comes a time in every mans life where he must take a long hard look in the mirror and asks himself this simple question: Is Tom the type of guy to do all that stuff?
    Just some food for thought.

    • @defective.6192
      @defective.6192 Рік тому +26

      After many hours of intense deliberation... I can, in fact, confirm he is the the type of guy to do all that stuff.

    • @GooFly-v3j
      @GooFly-v3j Рік тому +14

      when i go to make a life akltering choice, i say to myself " WWTD "

    • @Rodclutcher
      @Rodclutcher Рік тому +1

      Just discovered this Tom dude. What did he do?

    • @LunarLocust
      @LunarLocust Рік тому +6

      ​@@Rodclutcherwhat DIDN'T he do is a better question.

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 Рік тому +1

      How can you even ask that" Don't you know that Tom is HIM?

  • @Minerveestar
    @Minerveestar Рік тому +41

    PDF-phile is probably one of the greatest substitutions of the word P*do I’ve ever heard, Thank you Tom. Btw the Classic Turkey Tom Plush finally came and it’s amazing!

    • @voodoo2006
      @voodoo2006 11 місяців тому +1

      Am i a pdf-phile? i love reading pdfs of school subjects that my teachers send to me!

    • @TBrown-u5p
      @TBrown-u5p 11 місяців тому

      You can type pedo here dweeb

    • @shinkenger2011
      @shinkenger2011 9 місяців тому

      ​@@voodoo2006Depends on whether or not the subjects in question are wearing clothes

  • @fredmull1443
    @fredmull1443 Рік тому +166

    Tom the type of guy to run off a cliff and only fall when he looks down

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 Рік тому +11

      Omg this is so funny. How did you come up with such an original joke? Has anyone told you that you should be a comedian? This is so incredibly similar to a comment I’ve already seen but you have added such a unique flair to it and I can’t wait to see more.

    • @Blanch590
      @Blanch590 Рік тому +21

      @@chilibeer3912paragraph detected.

    • @Its-anon-chan
      @Its-anon-chan Рік тому

      Ruh roh!

    • @fredmull1443
      @fredmull1443 Рік тому +14

      @@chilibeer3912 chili beer the type of guy to push his glasses up and speak with a lisp

    • @GiegueX
      @GiegueX Рік тому

      mad?@@chilibeer3912

  • @marw9541
    @marw9541 Рік тому +7

    "Trying (blank) for the first time, revisited" is such a weird oxymoronic phrase

  • @eremaaaaaaaaaa
    @eremaaaaaaaaaa Рік тому +39

    Tom the type of guy to create essay type videos for his UA-cam channel

  • @trademark8009
    @trademark8009 Місяць тому +2

    The fucking b-roll of Nova showing his CDs has me cracking up dude

  • @Kalesius
    @Kalesius Рік тому +224

    Nova is so entertaining to watch; not directly, but their life is just so interesting. They're going to be chris chan 2.0

    • @Aziz.500
      @Aziz.500 Рік тому +38

      Is this mf they?😭

    • @Kalesius
      @Kalesius Рік тому +58

      @@Aziz.500 no idea lmao, just a bad habit of mine to refer to people like they're dead

    • @GooFly-v3j
      @GooFly-v3j Рік тому +4

      ​@@Aziz.500iirc they're messed in the head with age regression and pacifiers and whatever 😊

    • @TinyBoxBin
      @TinyBoxBin Рік тому +4

      @@Kalesius holy heck that had me bust a knee laughing i also jus have a habit of saying they if its someone ive never met

    • @dorugoramon0518
      @dorugoramon0518 Рік тому +2

      Theres definitely at least one demon in there@@Aziz.500

  • @drnot442
    @drnot442 Рік тому +36

    “Have you ever seen an episode of Dhar Mann? You would know to not be an asshole to people you don’t know nothing about.” 💀💀💀

    • @Joe_Real
      @Joe_Real 10 місяців тому +7

      I was actually fucking speechless when he said that lmao 😭😭😭

    • @ArchonOfAnemo
      @ArchonOfAnemo 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Joe_Real Same 😂 I choked so hard my partner thought I was dying 😭😂

  • @Nathan_Coley
    @Nathan_Coley Рік тому +36

    Tom's the type of guy to order French Onion soup please!
    Edit: I'm disappointed at the lack of French Onion Soup in this video Tom.

  • @Råt420-69
    @Råt420-69 7 місяців тому +19

    the imalexx clip hasn’t aged well 💀

  • @ligbiver4580
    @ligbiver4580 Рік тому +32

    Toms the type of guy to eat dinner and say “yummy yummy in my tummy”

  • @Green_Bean_Machine
    @Green_Bean_Machine Місяць тому +2

    It’s just insane how some people look bad from the front, worse from the side, and recognizable from the back.

  • @Cowboys4life123
    @Cowboys4life123 Рік тому +43

    Tom the type of guy to say “thank you sir, may I have another” after keemstar called him a virgin nerd

  • @shannonlynn3811
    @shannonlynn3811 11 місяців тому +14

    Between Jupiter and Nova I'm never going to Idaho

  • @walterwhite9048
    @walterwhite9048 Рік тому +13

    I think tom unironically used the most flattering pic of nova for the thumbnail

  • @Max-ej4oh
    @Max-ej4oh Рік тому +8

    Tom's the type of guy to pop out of an end movie dark screen by pulling it apart barehanded and say: "That's all folks!"

  • @JonHop1
    @JonHop1 Рік тому +91

    Nova is the more feminine version of Donkey Lips.. He even has the same lisp😅

    • @JohnGalt916
      @JohnGalt916 Рік тому +8

      Why would you refrance salute your shorts? The show was canceled when toms dad was 6😂😂😂

    • @fatclemenzzza
      @fatclemenzzza Рік тому +3

      ​@@JohnGalt916🥲 haha that makes me feel so old now

    • @GooFly-v3j
      @GooFly-v3j Рік тому +3

      and when I think about you....
      _this thing fell apart_ ...

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 Рік тому

      @@GooFly-v3j bruh.... Nostalgia....

    • @JonHop1
      @JonHop1 Рік тому

      @@JohnGalt916 Well, I am old, and I think it would be great to get kids to watch Salute your shorts! It was such a great show and a staple of my youth! My sons are 9 and they LOVE the old nick shows! Wild and Crazy Kids, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Double Dare, Guts, Nick Arcade.. They are watching all of the oldies and they love it!

  • @psiloci
    @psiloci Рік тому +8

    Tom you're the type of guy to sit on a bench for hours and expect someone to come talk to you like from an anime scene

  • @CozyTardKebin
    @CozyTardKebin Рік тому +41

    Tom’s the type of guy to bring up a meme and say he doesn’t like it while winking at the camera

  • @AttackACactus
    @AttackACactus Рік тому +16

    That fart noise when he kicked was prime. Thanks, Tom. 😂

  • @hibbitybibbity22
    @hibbitybibbity22 Рік тому +29

    It seems more than fitting for one of his names to be "novine" as if he knows just how much of a cow he is

  • @barftrooper102
    @barftrooper102 Рік тому +10

    Tom is the type of guy to talk down about Kiwi Tapes but actually wants to be held close by him in his big strong kiwi muscles.....

  • @commando_barrage501
    @commando_barrage501 Рік тому +71

    the horror i felt as i learned that i share a name with this man

    • @DibStig
      @DibStig Рік тому

      Yooo same

    • @therealwhite
      @therealwhite Рік тому +13

      Just because somebody brings disgrace to their name doesn't mean they bring disgrace to yours. Enjoy your name, it's what you make of it that counts.

    • @rokukou
      @rokukou Рік тому +2

      I share my name with some bad people but I also share it with way more people that are good and worth looking up to

    • @flintsky7706
      @flintsky7706 Рік тому +4

      Yea my name is Adolf

    • @commando_barrage501
      @commando_barrage501 Рік тому +1

      @@flintsky7706 oh brother

  • @Psychosurgeonpls
    @Psychosurgeonpls Рік тому +11

    Thomas is a category of fellow that would make a motion picture documenting a rather portly individual of horrendous and dubious amounts of pride

  • @DeepStone-6
    @DeepStone-6 Рік тому +61

    Tom is the type of guy to fart and say "uh oh!" And run straight to the toilet.

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 Рік тому +10

      Goddamn these jokes are getting so much more original and hilarious. Where do you get such amazing inspiration? I bet you are the funny one in your group and everyone thinks you should be a comedian.

    • @tehy123
      @tehy123 Рік тому

      Correct

  • @shackserpent6618
    @shackserpent6618 Місяць тому +3

    Homie better gets our beautiful Dutch flag of his wall, we don’t claim this man

  • @connietrotterdedgrl6861
    @connietrotterdedgrl6861 Рік тому +47

    Turkey T is the type of guy to say thank you when his farmer is just fattening him up for Christmas dinner.

  • @AmbeanWambulance
    @AmbeanWambulance Рік тому +69

    Tom the type of guy to say "yippee" when finding 11 mc nuggets in his 10 piece box 🥺

    • @XxSoakCokexX
      @XxSoakCokexX Рік тому +20

      When i worked at McDonald's I always put 11 in the 10 boxes

    • @AmbeanWambulance
      @AmbeanWambulance Рік тому +12

      @@XxSoakCokexX you deserve a standing ovation for your service 🥺💖

    • @Fitzkrieg
      @Fitzkrieg 9 місяців тому +1

      Bless you

    • @Chris-pk6yb
      @Chris-pk6yb 6 місяців тому

      @@XxSoakCokexXwe love you

  • @saurodude
    @saurodude Рік тому +46

    can i get a french onion soup please

  • @OldManJ3nkins
    @OldManJ3nkins Рік тому +8

    "God said 'all men are created equal'." That had me rolling ngl.

    • @LimeFLYT
      @LimeFLYT Місяць тому

      born equal BORN equal my good sir…. People like this are like this because of a rouuuugggghhhhhh past

  • @dmg.hongkong
    @dmg.hongkong Рік тому +57

    Tom the type of guy to say “we’ve got company” when the cops arrive

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 Рік тому +3

      Omg this is so funny. How did you come up with such an original joke? I bet you are the funny one in your group and everyone thinks you should be a comedian.

    • @notChocoMilk
      @notChocoMilk Рік тому +8

      @@chilibeer3912 haven't you literally copy+pasted this multiple times already?

    • @tehy123
      @tehy123 Рік тому +3

      But he's right every time so we forgive him

    • @chilibeer3912
      @chilibeer3912 Рік тому +1

      @@notChocoMilk yes, yes I have

  • @reeewhydoihavetochangethese
    @reeewhydoihavetochangethese Рік тому +2

    >it smells like orange juice
    >*sips it*
    >so thats what it tastes like
    why is this so funny to me

  • @DanielJarson
    @DanielJarson Рік тому +14

    Tom’s the type of guy to strike a match on his shoe and puff a cig and sigh

    • @BOFXVII
      @BOFXVII Рік тому

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  • @fatcheesy5214
    @fatcheesy5214 Рік тому +6

    Tom's the type of guy that puts his hands on his knees and straighten his posture in his chair when someone's talking about something that interests him.

  • @natus5494
    @natus5494 Рік тому +5

    I love how losers that have no power get put in a corner they start throwing the lawyer threat

  • @RickyVespucci
    @RickyVespucci Рік тому +11

    tom the type of guy to say "i got a bad feeling about this" when he enters a dark and spooky mansion

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Рік тому +20

    Tom is the type of guy to wrap a banana in tin foil to keep it fresh just so he can give it to you at your favorite part of the movie

  • @joshuaolander201
    @joshuaolander201 Рік тому +19

    It's amazing how closely Nova and Jupiter resemble each other

  • @Capsuleduck
    @Capsuleduck Рік тому +13

    Tom the type of guy to say “that’s all folks”

  • @ovrlk811
    @ovrlk811 7 місяців тому +6

    0:15 not my school being shown.😭 The case was very popular and was used for trolls. There have been more recent teachers around the area that also have been caught, truly disgusting.

  • @Vulcansflame
    @Vulcansflame 7 місяців тому +3

    Nova is my argument for why we need to make pushups and touching grass mandatory.

  • @MxMagnetar
    @MxMagnetar Рік тому +19

    tom the type of guy to turn green when he feels sick

  • @BSODBSODBSOD
    @BSODBSODBSOD Рік тому +16

    Tom's the type of guy to be a type of guy

  • @jaz_perr
    @jaz_perr Рік тому +2

    why does tophia look like she always has that old filter that everyone was using on tiktok a bit ago on lmfao

  • @DubiousChinchilla
    @DubiousChinchilla Рік тому +105

    Tom is the type of guy that would have hair that looks like a helmet.

    • @trinitysoul
      @trinitysoul Рік тому +4

      Sponsored by Bell

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Рік тому +1

      The Fresh Prince of Bell Hair​@@trinitysoul

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 10 місяців тому +2

    the unibrow with the sailor moon outfit is hilarious and iconic

  • @Stevbob
    @Stevbob Рік тому +17

    tom is the best youtuber ever, who makes in depth crazy docs and also make good videos that are also thorough and funny, keep it up

  • @Ivan_Imperator
    @Ivan_Imperator 9 місяців тому +2

    logan was filming a guy who was just “hanging out” is crazy LMAO

  • @cannon9009
    @cannon9009 Рік тому +5

    i had this video on in the background and was 100% not prepared for what i glanced back to see

  • @BlueCatarex
    @BlueCatarex 11 місяців тому +2

    tom saying “fridays with pewdiepie” sent me back in time like 10 years omfg

  • @nathallen4503
    @nathallen4503 7 місяців тому +3

    "You ever seen an episode of Dhar Mann?" Takes me out every fucking time

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok Місяць тому +1

    I wouldn't say this unprompted, but she looks like she could fit into the live action Grinch version of Whoville

  • @physetermacrocephalus2209
    @physetermacrocephalus2209 Рік тому +13

    I thought we agreed to conceal the existence of meatwad from the zoomers. We all know what is going to happen now. The physicists were very clear at that meeting at the general assembley.

    • @funnatopia704
      @funnatopia704 11 місяців тому +2

      Lmao most zoomers are aware of not only that character, but that show.
      R/gatekeeping

  • @parkerbarker2099
    @parkerbarker2099 11 місяців тому +3

    tom the typa guy who'd completely levitate and float towards a really good smelling pie

    • @mr.jameson218
      @mr.jameson218 10 місяців тому

      I'm
      I'm finna
      Imma BUST

    • @parkerbarker2099
      @parkerbarker2099 10 місяців тому

      @@mr.jameson218 so real mr. jameson, do you need pictures of spiderman?

  • @JP.710
    @JP.710 Рік тому +3

    Tophia chu vs. Nova online is the biggest pot vs. kettle fight I've ever heard of.

  • @czeffer12
    @czeffer12 Рік тому +4

    Tom's the type of guy to acknowledge the meme, but also perpetuate the meme

  • @yRaikiri
    @yRaikiri Рік тому +6

    Bro's hair has more grease than the food he reviewed

  • @oldsxstvangr
    @oldsxstvangr 7 місяців тому +1

    Tom’s the type of guy to put out thorough and well-researched content on UA-cam

  • @RagnaRok852
    @RagnaRok852 Рік тому +14

    Oh hey, Kiwi and Smokey covered this guy 😊

    • @CynicalDevil
      @CynicalDevil Рік тому +3

      Smokey the Hawaiian chill cousin of Rogue. Loved him on Rogue After Dark, though. Kiwi tapes if I know who it is, isn't he really high and his girlfriend shows up from time to time?

  • @thedallas1
    @thedallas1 4 місяці тому +1

    TomDark is the type of guy to record in a dark room while the rest of his house lights are on.

  • @millermichael
    @millermichael Рік тому +9

    Man, Turkey TomDark really uploads content that is great for whenever you feel down. Anytime Im feeling the spicy tickle of depression, I just pop on a video of Tom’s and watch until I feel better.
    Edit: also Tom the typa fella to genuinely be the biggest fan of a pdf-file and lolcow (soon-to-be horrorcow)

  • @Sunsetdreamer0
    @Sunsetdreamer0 6 місяців тому +2

    Tom getting angrier every time he says Tophia's name kills me 😂

  • @Quicky_Sticky
    @Quicky_Sticky Рік тому +7

    Yo Tom I want u to know u and UnderFlow are my favorite social media lore channels this year. I appreciate UA-cam putting you guys in my algorithm 💯

    • @Kristopher_Logan
      @Kristopher_Logan 2 місяці тому

      it's not your algorithm. it is that data related to your viewing history. along with comment history, was used to generate a list of videos that you might like to see. in addition to tailoring ads to be relevant to you.

  • @Jason_Wi
    @Jason_Wi 9 місяців тому

    14:03 his greasy strands of hair blowing in the wind of that loud fan is quite a special moment

  • @Paprikacha
    @Paprikacha Рік тому +12

    TikTok is our greatest mistake as a species.

  • @timefragment5387
    @timefragment5387 Рік тому +9

    Got to love how he calls everyone fat asses even though he’s literally rotund

  • @greatjobspagett
    @greatjobspagett 5 місяців тому +4

    tom's the type of guy who is the type of guy who is tom

  • @Lorem_Ipsum_Negative
    @Lorem_Ipsum_Negative 11 місяців тому +1

    Tom's the type of guy to see a child's phone and ask "Is anyone gonna have that?" and not wait for an answer.
    Tom's the type of guy to see a homeless cat and ask "Is anyone gonna have that?" and not wait for an answer.
    Tom's the type of guy to see a bowl of iodine and ask "Is anyone gonna have that?" and not wait for an answer.
    Tom's the type of guy to see-

  • @SamBoyMassGRW
    @SamBoyMassGRW 2 місяці тому +2

    "Ohio the anime" Where did the human race go wrong

  • @travlessmarloon6238
    @travlessmarloon6238 Рік тому +7

    Tom the type of guy to say a baby's gotta do what a baby's gotta do

  • @QuantumBunnyyy
    @QuantumBunnyyy Місяць тому +2

    Hey, Tom watches DBZ? He's over here talking about Majin Buu.

  • @neonthunder3261
    @neonthunder3261 Рік тому +7

    Turkey Tomathan the type of guy to turn items on in smash bros