"True Lies" | EP 623 : The Pete and Sebastian Show | "Full Episode"

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @johntoro2k
    @johntoro2k 2 місяці тому +96

    I am a 24 year old gen-z, I watch most of the top comedy podcasts that are killing it statistically. The pete and sebastian show is one of the only shows that I dont have playing in the background for white noise purposes, this show keeps me engaged all the way through and makes me laugh out loud while pounding on my desk consistently. That is what is missing for some of these statistically greater podcasts, they're looking for clips and at times rely on very seedy topics, sometimes even hacky, but here we have two of some of the most talented comedians that just do it so differently, originality and just next level commentary! They have a kid that's 30 years younger commenting on their video attempting to let them know (sebastian) just how impressive in comparison this content is. One of the very few podcasts that I watch religiously where I cant wait for the next episode to come out. Much love to you both and patrick

    • @stephsmith3857
      @stephsmith3857 2 місяці тому +12

      It’s like listening in on a conversation with 2 buddies, sharing stories, life stuff, unfiltered and authentic. The kicker with these guys is they are freaking funny too. No other cast can hold a candle to their original style

    • @sheilasweeney1479
      @sheilasweeney1479 2 місяці тому +8

      They are best when they are just being themselves. Todays cast was exceptional! They were unfiltered and so effing SILLY😂 All that talk about CIA, Seb would tell Lana EVERYTHING. Pete is killing some ‘casual’ mugger in a dark alley bc he had a bad show and wailed on him. Punched him to death.
      Then saying Lana would say, “Well mb he fell down after u hit him n that’s how he died. Pete: “Nope! I strangled him till he stopped breathing, baby.” When he said that, I started kicking my leather recliner in hysterics 😂😂😂 Too damn funny! Also when Pete said he could murder someone right in front of Jackie and she wouldn’t care!

    • @wannabefulltimers
      @wannabefulltimers 2 місяці тому +2

      you said it perfectly!

    • @MATT_G81
      @MATT_G81 2 місяці тому +1

      28 here and couldn’t agree any more 🙌🙌

  • @SalernoOfficial
    @SalernoOfficial 2 місяці тому +33

    I love it when Sebastian huffs and then”Bro, let me get your take on this” and then the lean in and the hushed voice

  • @constantinosmavroyannis9409
    @constantinosmavroyannis9409 2 місяці тому +22

    there is no other podcast like this in the whole world. this is the best one. period.

  • @vitalitymindbodymedicine2993
    @vitalitymindbodymedicine2993 2 місяці тому +19

    Oh Pete! I love how you called out Sebastian on his need for the spotlight! So awesome and funny!

  • @benjaminfrank_
    @benjaminfrank_ 2 місяці тому +41

    Asking for each other’s take on random topics is the best part 😂 ,but man I miss the old airport stories true classics.

    • @loving_lioness3518
      @loving_lioness3518 2 місяці тому +2

      Agreed

    • @joelalvarez4423
      @joelalvarez4423 2 місяці тому +3

      I totally agree. The bits that they would do where Sebastian is just thoroughly disappointed in Pete’s actions and Pete would get all stressed out about his responses…. Those were gold. My other favorite aspect of the show was when Pete would go on a roll, and Sebastian would literally be crying laughing. Those like honest bits where Pete would critique his own character flaws are better than his standup in my opinion which is pretty good.

    • @Ziptie258
      @Ziptie258 2 місяці тому +2

      I lived for the airport stories they made me howl

    • @micheleczawursky620
      @micheleczawursky620 2 місяці тому +3

      Or Pete- car & hotel stories 🤣😂🤣

    • @whegotsa8874
      @whegotsa8874 2 місяці тому

      Pete’s 🛳️ cruise stories 💛

  • @jessicaacoleman3852
    @jessicaacoleman3852 2 місяці тому +18

    What's your taaaaake... I can't help saying that to my husband now when I need his opinion on something. 😂😂😂😂😂 you have to do the Maniscalco hand motion with the pinching of the fingers and pulling it out like you are stretching taffey. Lol... You guys are awesome. A piece of home. I married a guy from GA and it anchored me here. Anything that gives me a feel for the North, I grovel for it. Thank you guys so much for what you do. Six Flags Great Adventure, Jackson, NJ. Shout out!!!

  • @anthonytrakas6605
    @anthonytrakas6605 2 місяці тому +6

    All I can count on is every Tuesday at noon I can crack up for an hour watching the cast. I could never just listen to it. I give a shit what number they put you at, it’s by far my favorite.

  • @hacreativemystics
    @hacreativemystics 2 місяці тому +8

    👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽thank you for ALL the laughs. Praying Pete gains the success level elevated & that Sebatian continues his rise. God bless these guys and their homes.

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie 2 місяці тому +10

    18:56 trust me my daughter is a teacher! 1st year , just graduated college ! , trust me boys the proudness and love is elated!!!! the best !

  • @VinnyMo77
    @VinnyMo77 2 місяці тому +6

    This pod deserves a million views minimum. God Bless!🙏🏼

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie 2 місяці тому +4

    BTW Patricks laugh in the background is fucking priceless! LMAO !

  • @kendellthomas8728
    @kendellthomas8728 2 місяці тому +11

    Pete cracks me UP!!! "smarter than all these Hic-Ups" had me rolling!!

  • @johncosta495
    @johncosta495 2 місяці тому

    Listener since the beginning. Pete you nailed it..I'm not the social media type.. I come to the cast to listen to refined wisdom from comedic craftsmen. I understand it's my duty to spread this free wisdom. And from now on I'll do my best to share to my friends.

  • @shannonoconnor5502
    @shannonoconnor5502 2 місяці тому +2

    I can be having the WORST day ever, but I turn these guys on and I’m laughing so hard and loud, the bad day is goooooone!
    I’m going to Sebastian’s show in Boston this weekend…. Cannot wait. I pray Pete is with him! That would be the absolute best😌

  • @stephsmith3857
    @stephsmith3857 2 місяці тому +5

    Busy life but never miss this Podcast- never disappoints.

  • @epel4416
    @epel4416 2 місяці тому +6

    100% team Pete on the whole campus police thing. Let Jackie through.

  • @lizmontilla1985
    @lizmontilla1985 2 місяці тому +2

    I'm so happy I work from home by myself because this one made me CACKLE. Thanks for another great cast, boys.

  • @wannabefulltimers
    @wannabefulltimers 2 місяці тому +1

    This podcast is highly underated! I can't wait for Tuesdays.

  • @aloha-2262
    @aloha-2262 2 місяці тому +4

    These are the casts I miss!🤣 this was the best!

  • @elianadimase4135
    @elianadimase4135 2 місяці тому +3

    They r the best !!! I don’t know why they aren’t more popular

    • @JessieTG
      @JessieTG 2 місяці тому

      No vulgarity, or fake news. That’s what gets views for some weird reason😵‍💫

  • @sallycasas4170
    @sallycasas4170 2 місяці тому +6

    "The backpack wrinkled my shirt."🤣

  • @DipshizMcGee
    @DipshizMcGee 2 місяці тому +1

    The things that come off the top of Pete’s head crack me up every podcast.

  • @staceylacey5587
    @staceylacey5587 2 місяці тому

    I *literally* spit out my Energy drink when Pete asked Sebastian "Is that when Lana is backing out of the doorway?" (in reference to the Q what Sebastian would do if Caruso said he wanted to be a River Raft Guide in Colorado & Seb asking "Who told you THAT was a good idea?")... I have not SPIT beverage due to laughing at a clever joke in YEARS! THANK YOU guys SO MUCH for the years of laughs!

  • @perretti
    @perretti 2 місяці тому +3

    You guys keep me sane. This is Literally mental health treatment.

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +3

    Seb singing at the Wynn: worst idea since About My Father.

  • @godiskungen27
    @godiskungen27 2 місяці тому

    You 2 Guys are the BEST medicine for deppression or sadness…instantly out of it….1 episode..and all troubles…gooone🤣❤️❤️ Love you 2 Bless You Both❤❤

  • @hrollins11
    @hrollins11 2 місяці тому +3

    Patrick laughing so hard in the background has me dying laughing 😂😂

  • @lynno1974
    @lynno1974 2 місяці тому +5

    If Seb broke out with the piano singing, singing in Italian...I think Lana would laugh...

  • @bigwill-pn5xc
    @bigwill-pn5xc 2 місяці тому +2

    You guys keep saying it's the best cast ! Cause it is fantastic.

  • @howardhill3395
    @howardhill3395 2 місяці тому +2

    you guys are so funny...truly comedy gold!

  • @mopingapples
    @mopingapples 2 місяці тому +8

    Pure entertainment comedy gold!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Realworldnews247
    @Realworldnews247 2 місяці тому +4

    Petey is the man

  • @DomSornberger
    @DomSornberger 2 місяці тому +4

    Love Tuesday uploads!! 💪🏼

  • @michaelsullivan6164
    @michaelsullivan6164 2 місяці тому +7

    The city of VERDONIA is sending Pete another letter after this one hahaha. Saying you and your wife... hit the road! 😂 what ever happened with that letter btw? Was it real?

    • @philmakris8507
      @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +1

      You have to pay their cheap ass patreon to hear. Lame. Like they don't have enough money. GTFO.

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +5

    So Great Sabastian n Pete you Guys So FUNNY KEEP IT COMING🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤗❤❤

  • @Sd1234Drake-km1ff
    @Sd1234Drake-km1ff 2 місяці тому

    If Pete's ever made a valid point it was today... You're dealing with bong hits guy!! So glad I was here for it 😅

  • @brookeanderson2631
    @brookeanderson2631 2 місяці тому

    This was an awesome episode guys! You had me laughing all the way home from work on my long commute ❤🙏🏼

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +8

    Love HicCups😂😂🤣🤣

  • @brigitteellis282
    @brigitteellis282 2 місяці тому +1

    Time flies!! I love you guys ❤ smiles an laughs Thank you!

  • @nicolethompson14
    @nicolethompson14 2 місяці тому +2

    Pete had Sebastian laughing as usual

  • @LoneRunner312
    @LoneRunner312 2 місяці тому +10

    "It's all been a lie."
    -Sebastian Maniscalco

  • @topherbarrow4631
    @topherbarrow4631 2 місяці тому +3

    I've been playing guitar for 35 years and I'm laughing my ass off!

  • @Justicetyga
    @Justicetyga 2 місяці тому +4

    Pete & Sebastian could legitimately sell me anything and I’ll buy it the Omaha steaks was the greatest investment meat was unbelievable 🤘

  • @kstrawberry3309
    @kstrawberry3309 2 місяці тому

    I heard this song for the first time in 2020. I heard IL VOLO'S version sung by Ignazio Boschetto. This song brought me to tears. There has never been a song that has moved me or touched me in such a way. I can't put words to how this song makes me feel. If you haven't heard the version sung by Ignazio Boschetto, it is just as Beautiful! Enjoy!

  • @JessieTG
    @JessieTG 2 місяці тому

    Guys, you normally have me in stitches laughing, but all these beautiful songs I’m crying my eyes out😭😭

  • @apocketfullofsunshine6060
    @apocketfullofsunshine6060 2 місяці тому +2

    Thx so much! love the cast!! 🎉🎉

  • @TaylorKay619
    @TaylorKay619 2 місяці тому +4

    I'll say it, pure entertainment ! 😂

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 2 місяці тому

    Well done! Learning an instrument in your old age is good for you

  • @chrisromeromusic
    @chrisromeromusic 2 місяці тому +3

    This was such a hilarious episode! 😂😂😂 y’all had me dying!

  • @emixze
    @emixze 2 місяці тому +1

    Saw you both in Philadelphia last week! Super funny :)

  • @CynthiaMelito-lp1gn
    @CynthiaMelito-lp1gn 2 місяці тому +1

    Taking Sarafina's recital spot.......burst out laughing!

  • @mariaguardanapo7826
    @mariaguardanapo7826 2 місяці тому

    OMG!!!!😂😂😂😂 I PEED my sofa !!, petes expression 😆 listening to the piano song 🎵 that maniscalco wants to learn. 😂😂😂😂 omg guys I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bcaching1442
    @bcaching1442 2 місяці тому +2

    21:35 the way the background guy is cracking up 😂

  • @anitachuran6303
    @anitachuran6303 2 місяці тому

    Best Cast ever today!!!

  • @toadmarz
    @toadmarz 2 місяці тому +1

    Good hang guys! Had me laughing out loud. Thx

  • @Yeeeeeeeeee656
    @Yeeeeeeeeee656 2 місяці тому +2

    Great cast!!!!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +1

    Just imagine 60 parents running for the exits at the recital hall. 😅

  • @nathanmiller1840
    @nathanmiller1840 2 місяці тому +8

    CIA????? You want her working 80+ hours and week and stressed the fuck out? Teacher is much better guy. Summers off? CIA ain't given any summers off

    • @dohnjoe4516
      @dohnjoe4516 2 місяці тому +2

      They don't care, just wanna be able to brag about it to everyone

    • @philmakris8507
      @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +3

      They watch too many lame ass Tom Cruise movies. Most CIA ppl sit in some cubicle analyzing reports on shit like "what is the rutabaga production of Eastern Romania

    • @use2windsurf
      @use2windsurf 2 місяці тому +2

      Sebastian is hilarious, I discovered Pete following him. I could sit for hours listening to these guys, there is no better podcast.

  • @dagodino
    @dagodino 2 місяці тому +1

    Bocelli's ' Ama credi e vai' is another great one! How awesome would it be if Causo learned to sing! Introduce him to the song' O Solo Mio', by Enrico! , the first million selling record!, and later an english version done by Elvis, 'It's Now or Never' which became one of his biggest hits.

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +3

    SO GREAT U2❤❤

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +2

    Love Sabastian love his Cop story Law enforcement n Pete

  • @ingelathune-boyle
    @ingelathune-boyle 2 місяці тому +3

    Best podcast out there. By far.

  • @santiagogarcia4548
    @santiagogarcia4548 2 місяці тому +1

    One of the funniest shows I've seen

  • @meganbrown7484
    @meganbrown7484 2 місяці тому

    Best Cast ever!!

  • @rosep9866
    @rosep9866 2 місяці тому

    Bless you guys, for making us laugh ... Need to talk about puffy

  • @firstaozlastaoz8212
    @firstaozlastaoz8212 2 місяці тому

    Your proudest moment will be when your child finds a great spouse & has children & does a great job raising your grandchildren. Don't pressure your kids, they will do whatever interests them & let's face e it not many kids end up playing in pros. If they have natural ability they will do whatever it is that they are good at. Feel that way about your kids now without them being in CIA or on field at Notre Dame. My parents let us do our thing, no pressure whatsoever.

  • @loving_lioness3518
    @loving_lioness3518 2 місяці тому +2

    Y'all are the best

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook1308 2 місяці тому

    In love watching them, it's like living through other parents but I'm not married with no kids😂

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +2

    Love this Kee😊p It Coming

  • @hiphides5661
    @hiphides5661 2 місяці тому

    Love you guys!

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 2 місяці тому

    Seb, you should secretly plan to play that at one of your shows lol have a grand piano on stage and let the lights slowly reveal you sitting there playing 😂

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie 2 місяці тому

    52:37 dudes my keyboard just fizzled! from my tears! LOL tremendous song ! lol

  • @perretti
    @perretti 2 місяці тому

    I learned to play guitar at 50. I learned a dozen songs in 6 months. I think Guitar is harder than piano because it hurts your fingers and it’s hard to change chords. But piano, it’s all laid out flat. You can definitely learn to play one song.

  • @RubioMLB
    @RubioMLB 2 місяці тому

    This was hilarious🤣🤣 just like the oldies 👍🏼

  • @xandinho17
    @xandinho17 2 місяці тому +3

    8:20 this is the CAST guy. Coupla guys being dudes

  • @anthonyarnone1917
    @anthonyarnone1917 2 місяці тому

    Saw you both in Pittsburgh…awesome show

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +1

    Love PETE WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT GOODFELLAD THATS WHAT U2 R FUNNY😊

  • @sheilasweeney1479
    @sheilasweeney1479 2 місяці тому

    I have something for Pete’s Funeral. Google “Another one bites the dust dance flash mob”. A woman in Britain hired these 4 girls to dance at her funeral. The song comes on and the girls get up and dance 1by 1. Ppl looking around like, WTH? What’s ur take? Seb playing Bochelli or flash mob of hot girls dancing to Queen?😅😂❤

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +1

    Loved Ya SABASTIAN AT MADISON SQ GARDEN SHOW SO GREAT YOUR GREAT N ALWAYS HILARIOUS🤣🤣🤣🤗❤LOVEYA HERE IN NY❤

  • @evelynh4172
    @evelynh4172 2 місяці тому

    Love you guys

  • @anthonyarnone1917
    @anthonyarnone1917 2 місяці тому

    That’s beautiful, smooch in on a duet with his daughter

  • @nathanmiller1840
    @nathanmiller1840 2 місяці тому +2

    You guys never saw "True Lies" with Schwarzenegger?

  • @godbodyheru
    @godbodyheru 2 місяці тому +1

    best episode so far lol

  • @1veryfunnygirl
    @1veryfunnygirl 2 місяці тому

    This was hilarious!!! I ❤️ you guys!!! 😂😂😂

  • @susanshew2373
    @susanshew2373 2 місяці тому +2

    HILARIOUS!

  • @pernillalindgren7681
    @pernillalindgren7681 2 місяці тому +1

    Pete, you are hilarious 😂

  • @jeandunphy6792
    @jeandunphy6792 2 місяці тому

    Does the sound randomly cut out for other people too? It’s been happening the last few episodes

  • @tommy5starrrrr
    @tommy5starrrrr 2 місяці тому +1

    Hahaa hilarious, Best pod out there

  • @CarrieLaCubana
    @CarrieLaCubana 2 місяці тому

    Pete love that coffee cup. You guys selling dose??

  • @stephanieduff132
    @stephanieduff132 2 місяці тому

    Great show

  • @BJJ_Richie
    @BJJ_Richie 2 місяці тому +1

    4:30 shit he's tougher then you are now!!!! LOL ;)

  • @stacyzoumboulis1009
    @stacyzoumboulis1009 2 місяці тому +3

    I usually almost always love your podcasts..but this one was a shnooze and kid wife shmooze fest.
    Looking forward to the next one guys.

    • @philmakris8507
      @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +1

      True. Rembert when Seb built his act on your kid ain't special material.

    • @stacyzoumboulis1009
      @stacyzoumboulis1009 2 місяці тому

      Absolutely…it gets to be too much! These are men! For god’s sake..act like one. Wives have them wrapped around their fingers…lol😅

  • @Tramonti714
    @Tramonti714 2 місяці тому +1

    You can't beat this COMEDY! NO MORE COMPLAINTS ON ADDS. IT'S BEING SELFISH AND UNAPPRECIATIVE. UPBRINGING IS THE REASON YOU DO IT!

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 2 місяці тому +1

    Imagine all the refunds and comps the Wynn would have to dole out if he tried to sing with that F.I.P. accent. 😅

  • @afeeser
    @afeeser 2 місяці тому

    I played guitar and piano when I was younger. I think guitar is just a little bit more impressive (if your doing more than just chords).

  • @dianemancino
    @dianemancino 2 місяці тому +1

    About School SO FUNNY😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

  • @donnahughes-w4o
    @donnahughes-w4o 2 місяці тому

    “My Kid is Wicked Smaht!”

  • @SG-MT
    @SG-MT 2 місяці тому +1

    22:00 that's exactly why they don't just give any random chump a TS clearance. 🙄
    You DON'T tell your sig other or anyone else for that matter. You sign NDAs upon NDAs and you're trained to learn not to have loose lips. That's how you end up getting people and yourself hurt, KIA, or worse. Pete, you've been watching too many movies my dude. 😂 They do extensive background checks to make sure they won't employ someone whose personality profile is one that would just blab about what they see. Who cares if Jackie cries! Let her cry. She's a big girl. She'll get over it. She would have to understand you have some sort of gov't job and you keep work and personal life separate. Simple. That's the type of marriage that makes it.

  • @sweets21268
    @sweets21268 2 місяці тому

    hahaahhaaha Mission Impossible Pete & Sebastian AHHAHAHAHHAHAH I just cant AHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA

  • @LetsBuildForever
    @LetsBuildForever 2 місяці тому +2

    Fucking best podcast on the internet 🎉😂