“Dark evil Chinese beat” Literally what every Asia set story on a streaming subscription used whenever there’s a fight seen either at sunset or at night
second half goes so hard actually wish the transition was a little more smooth + the first half had more variety with the melody, but overall a pretty good beat!
welcome to the club, here’s your generic red napkin that your grandparents give you each year because the stores in America don’t have actual red envelopes
0:01 You’re cooking rice, you’re the hero in the making! 0:36 You forgot about the rice… 0:41 The rice burnt…you’re the villain. Truly an amazing story
"When you wake up and remember Communism took your country over so now you gotta pray to your ancestors and reinstate the Chinese Imperial Dynasty" ahh beat
0% NUDITY
0% DRUGS
0% TALENT
JUST STRAIGHT ASS🔥🔥🔥
Anti-Humor does tickle the complex humors x3
No matter how Deep they may be inside XD
i'm not sure if this is ass, chef
More like:
IN THE ASS 🔥🔥🔥
@@not_pyxlwhipim deep inside
Nah, this song is actually pretty good
Missed opportunity for a comically large gong in the middle of
"Happiness is like pissing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth" ahh beat
damn
What the heck?
Deep
friends are like snowflakes, they dissapear when u pee on them
Yo I'm using this
“chinese restaurant at a rural american area” ahh music
The “oriental_music_#2” on the documentary editor’s computer:
"You can piss without shit but you can't shit without piss" ahh beat
"AHH But you CAN" Ahh beat
POV: you're eating pizza with chopsticks
Yeah thats teally good 💀
U sir just did a war crime
I eat pizza with a fork and straws
What the fck is wrong with you
“Dark evil Chinese beat” Literally what every Asia set story on a streaming subscription used whenever there’s a fight seen either at sunset or at night
“certainly not everyone was kung fu fighting” ass beat
BRO HAD A VISION BUT HE WAS BLIND 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥
Bro had a dream but he was racist 😭🙏
@@Thecommentmolester LMAO
nah he just had contacts on
@@Thecommentmolesterwait that shit had layers tho
@@Thecommentmolester Lol how
It went from ringtone to supervillain
second half goes so hard actually
wish the transition was a little more smooth + the first half had more variety with the melody, but overall a pretty good beat!
It's the default stems from garageband...
@@tk-5268exactly, which is why i’m shocked at how people find this “impressive” or “good”, this barely requires any effort😂😭
xianzhou luofu core
Helioballs by Lil Gui ft. HuoHuo & Sushang
Me when i come closer
never thought id see a beautiful star rail reference
How I feel being Chinese raised in America
welcome to the club, here’s your generic red napkin that your grandparents give you each year because the stores in America don’t have actual red envelopes
this is truly the ABC anthem
nah man this is a bright n’ holy beat. this is like, actually good?? wtf???
WE ASCENDING TO THE NEXT CULTIVATION TIER WIT DIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥
0:01 You’re cooking rice, you’re the hero in the making!
0:36 You forgot about the rice…
0:41 The rice burnt…you’re the villain.
Truly an amazing story
EVERYONE WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING 🗣
HAH
thats a genuine banger thoug
Holy shit that last part lowkey fire, you earned my subscription vro
thank you
"Confucius says" ahh beat
THIS BEAT TOO SQUARE REMIND ME OF 1989
Bars
Nothing happened in that year, absolutely *NOTHING*
as that square, literally nothing happened in that year trust
I’m confused, did something happen that year?
WDYM 😭😭 NOTHIGN HAPPENED
as an ethnic chinese
this sucks, i love it
Edward Said would shed one single tear
“It is better to pee in the sink, than to sink in the pee.” Ahh beat 💀
how i feel when eating instant noodles with chopsticks
why does this sound kinda good fr
Dark: ❌
Evil: ❌
Chinese: ✅
End part fire ngl
When the strings came in that was an iconic moment
shang dynatsy type beat
"What the actual fuck is this shit" - Sun Tzu, the Art of War
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART 1:17 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
“How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges” ahh beat
This is the first dark evil beat video ive actually enjoyed
WHY IS IT ACTUALLY GOOD
I expected a joke beat cuz of the title but the second part actually goes hard
Crazy how i fr peed myself listenign to this
We’re not surviving the🔥 Great Leap Forward 🗣️with this one 🗣️🔥💥🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️‼️
WE FIGHTING CHINESE SWORDSMEN WEARING STRAWHATS WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
the second part was actually good idgaf
0:59 FUSION REACTOR MELTDOWN TYPE BEAT🔥🔥🔥⚡⚡🏭⚌▓💥▓▓🚥⚡⚡☢️☢️🪫🪫🔋
we're solving math equations with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
EMPEROR POISONED HIMSELF AFTER LISTENIN' TO THIS 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
fuck....this is kind of heat
WE GETTING A BLUE COLLAR JOB WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nah this sounds even better than all of my creations ever combined 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Just the right amount of evil for my Monday night
I'm sure my favourite chinese takeaway guy said this when I ordered food last
the second half actually kind of hits
"Long before time had a name..." ahh beat 😭 🙏
This realigned my circadian rhythm
AY??? HOLD UP THIS IS ACTUALLY FIRE??? TF???
"It's not dumb karate, it's Cobra Kai" ahh track 💀🔥💀🔥
It’s actually good!? 😭🙏
lmfao the people saying "nah but why is it kinda good" youre allowed to enjoy things
Them strings got me living in harmony fr 😌
"It come with egg wo" ahh beat
we gettin kim jong out the dungeon with this one 🔥🔥🔥
bro actually displayed some talent hidden behind a meme
0% talent
0% nudity
0% drugs
0% money
0% flashy cars
This is my current situation please send help😢
Holy shit this is actually kinda good
This is not that bad tho dawg esp the 2nd half😭
Why does the last section unironically go kinda hard tho (and I don’t mean when the song’s over)
not bad ngl
"the best defense is a good Medic" ahh beat
bro cooked with extra MSG
the ending holy crap, it just got better and better
Sounds like if I watched kung fu panda in 10x speed and then made a chinese song based off memory
setting this as my alarm so i wake up before it 🔥🔥🔥
“Little Big Planet DLC Pack”-esque music
I can’t act like I don’t like this the strum goes hard
The transition needs to be extended and the beat is good 👍
would be perfect for a 90s video game with a poorly researched Chinese theme
nah please turn that second part into a full song (wait bro actually did)
This is a "when I was young I climbed mountain, walked up hill, both ways, at the same time, on one foot" kinda beat.
I swear Ive heard this exact song at a few Korean and Chinese quick service resturants ive been to.
shi sounds like a btd6 map😭😭😭
Wait it’s actually good
It’s not dark or evil, but it is pretty good 👍😂
Emperor Qin Sh Huang's theme
bro used loops and thought he was cooking 😭
i intentionally used them to make it worse lmao
@ lol
@@KlaculusMemesthen you failed cause this low key hard
The end is actually good holy shit
This beat gives a -30M social credit
"no tip please sir" ahh music
"When you wake up and remember Communism took your country over so now you gotta pray to your ancestors and reinstate the Chinese Imperial Dynasty" ahh beat
hell yea this is dark evil and chinese... nice
"NEW KUNG FU KENNY" ahh
I migh needda hop on dis 🔥🔥🔥
yo phone linging ahh beat🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
We getting into the Jianghu with this one 🔥🔥🔥
ts would have done numbers on youtube
it might seem crazy what im bouta say
Ngl this goes crazy genuine
What a nefarious drop
Free spins on a slot machine ahh beat
Last bit goes hard
The bit where it ended
How I feel when I say “konichiwa” to the Panda Express employee (she’s white)
WE FARMIN RICE WITH THIS ONE🔥🗣
Dude this on some witchz type shit and it fucks
silk roads soundin ahh 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sigh... Dear god
*gets on microphone* WHO THE HELL GAVE THE JACK BLACK PANDA A DAW?!?