THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ABOUT THE OPPOSITE GENDER! | EP 405

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  • @M2161
    @M2161 4 місяці тому +3581

    Bro mists, fans, and then dabs multiple oils and supplements on his face but can’t put some lotion on his asschecks?! Absolute madness

    • @chloe6119
      @chloe6119 4 місяці тому +57

      RIGHT

    • @TheNin13
      @TheNin13 4 місяці тому +40

      FACTSS

    • @themisguidedtitan9835
      @themisguidedtitan9835 4 місяці тому +50

      Lol 😂😂😂 the misting is suspect

    • @karlymakulusha1029
      @karlymakulusha1029 4 місяці тому +74

      Facts... I was thinking the same thing. He does all that to his face but can't apply lotion to his back

    • @MrShelldreams
      @MrShelldreams 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂

  • @jadexariana
    @jadexariana 4 місяці тому +1561

    After all the sus things James has said and done to Fuhad, he draws the line at putting lotion on his own a**?!

    • @KIKILOVE79
      @KIKILOVE79 4 місяці тому +18

      😂😂😂 riiiiiiiiiight

    • @colindash
      @colindash 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @glock-kay
      @glock-kay 4 місяці тому +6

      He's crazy lmao

    • @ekuaakumanyi6349
      @ekuaakumanyi6349 3 місяці тому +2

      😂​@@KIKILOVE79 no behaviour 😂😂😂

  • @CheesecakeMaestro
    @CheesecakeMaestro 4 місяці тому +1465

    " I cream everywhere" being said so freely with ZERO pause has me deceased 😂

    • @DYoung-pd6gj
      @DYoung-pd6gj 4 місяці тому +66

      I was thinking this! Lol. I’m like, maybe because it’s different from how us Americans use it. 😂😂😂

    • @randywilliams924
      @randywilliams924 4 місяці тому +22

      Bro I scrolled the comments to find this 😂😂😂

    • @Lucian_Media
      @Lucian_Media 4 місяці тому +5

      Nooooo. 😂😂😂😂 I only JUST got this

    • @katacker3762
      @katacker3762 4 місяці тому +16

      I kept screaming PAUSE!!!! 🤣

    • @SvtSharks
      @SvtSharks 4 місяці тому +16

      I was gasped! I was like how is no one saying pause rn?!😂😂 13:06
      That shit was back to back pause worthy lmaoo

  • @keishapalmer9803
    @keishapalmer9803 4 місяці тому +440

    All I can focus on is Fuhad’s smirk and the fact that he’s basically letting us know he got that THANG on him . He HAS to rest it or it’ll touch the water . My gawd 😩

    • @andimproud
      @andimproud 4 місяці тому +27

      Keisha, giiiirrrllll!!!

    • @keishapalmer9803
      @keishapalmer9803 4 місяці тому +39

      @@andimproudi was BLUSHING . Like he’s clearly a very handsome man but the visual ? I slid off the sofa !

    • @andimproud
      @andimproud 4 місяці тому +24

      @keishapalmer9803 girl, I had rewind to be sure I heard him properly. I was like, sir...PARDON? Then, I started calculating measurements. 😆 And yes, he is indeed a beautiful man.

    • @poohfan2011
      @poohfan2011 4 місяці тому +17

      This the one right here!! His friends tryna act like they don't get what he meant. I surely caught it😅😅😅 like "oh, that thang HANGSSS" 🎉

    • @officialccraps
      @officialccraps 4 місяці тому +10

      I mean isn't he part Nigerian because those men ...I said THOSE MEN !!!????? Oooooooooo 🤤🤤🤤

  • @AfrosNPuffs
    @AfrosNPuffs 4 місяці тому +330

    Rem, thank you for being the most moisturized man on this show because skin is skin fam 😂

  • @frenchives
    @frenchives 4 місяці тому +6227

    James' white heritage jumped out with the lotion/shower conversation 😭😭

  • @l.a.williams7271
    @l.a.williams7271 4 місяці тому +751

    Fuhad may not be judging but I am 🙌🏾

  • @StacksM
    @StacksM 4 місяці тому +1776

    Not Fuhad confirming that his ‘tool’ is longer than others lol

    • @Cosmiccoffeecup
      @Cosmiccoffeecup 4 місяці тому +204

      My friend? I was doing the math.

    • @tianny1987
      @tianny1987 4 місяці тому +65

      Facts!!!!!

    • @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou
      @BetweenThePagesWithLouLou 4 місяці тому +56

      Haha! I said the same damn thing! 😂

    • @yvonnemiranda525
      @yvonnemiranda525 4 місяці тому +121

      YUP👀 I was like ummmm Fuhad brudhaaaaa….you rocking a third leg Sir if you have to rest it on the lid🫢

    • @pearlmadisakwane6584
      @pearlmadisakwane6584 4 місяці тому +22

      This is what I was thinking too 😂😂😂

  • @Mandy_96
    @Mandy_96 4 місяці тому +891

    Not Fuhad admitting his thing is longer and everyone acting like they missed it!😂 y'all heard it loud and clear!

    • @Mebeshe
      @Mebeshe 4 місяці тому +50

      I believe him. Look at the length of his fingers😂❤🙈

    • @angelalandgrebe6930
      @angelalandgrebe6930 4 місяці тому +21

      Right? I'm thinking dayyyum

    • @AmberLeBron-n9v
      @AmberLeBron-n9v 4 місяці тому

      Right, I was like, "Way to say yo dick big." They didn't even wanna acknowledge that, that could be the reason why. Lol. You must be sitting too fat forward 😅😅😅

    • @peytonr2468
      @peytonr2468 4 місяці тому +24

      because we already knew 😂

    • @Words-of-encouragement.-.
      @Words-of-encouragement.-. 4 місяці тому +26

      @@Mebeshe there is no correlation between finger length, hand size, foot size, height, or anything else and 🍆 size.

  • @nastasialight9836
    @nastasialight9836 4 місяці тому +327

    If you ever forget james is mixed, remember he just started washing his legs lol

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 місяці тому +5

      I'm not from the UK (I'm from NZ but live in Australia), is it a stereotype that white people don't wash their legs?
      I'm curious as I asked some mates at dinner and we all (male and female) except one wash our legs. I use a face cloth for my face, neck and ears, then loofah gloves for everything else. I laughed at James doing all the face care but not moisturising his arse...😂

    • @hoosierboi4884
      @hoosierboi4884 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@elenawilliams32 Australians do white right so they are the exception to the UK/American whites lol.

    • @elenawilliams32
      @elenawilliams32 3 місяці тому

      @@hoosierboi4884 That's weird. I've never heard of it before... 👀😂

    • @Bibirallie
      @Bibirallie 3 місяці тому

      @@elenawilliams32American whites don’t, and they’ll proudly let you know.

  • @briannaking1708
    @briannaking1708 4 місяці тому +1386

    My face was the same as Fuhad’s when James was talking about not applying lotion everywhere😂😂😂

    • @walternolasco9052
      @walternolasco9052 4 місяці тому +6

      Nah ain't no way as a guy you are spreading lotion on your buttcheeks and everywhere like what? For who? Lmao lotion on arms and legs and face. Man said back and booty cheeks like wtf 😂😂

    • @victoroladapo7544
      @victoroladapo7544 4 місяці тому +63

      @@walternolasco9052bro that’s a ridiculous statement😂 you put lotion on as a black person cuz your skin will be dry and ashy. So not putting it on your back and back of your legs is insane to me😂

    • @walternolasco9052
      @walternolasco9052 4 місяці тому +2

      @victoroladapo7544 well I did say legs so that's all of the legs lol. And I was just thinking I wonder what the discrepancy between answers would be in black vs non black men lol

    • @briannaking1708
      @briannaking1708 4 місяці тому +29

      @@walternolasco9052 when James was giving an example of his lotion routine, he skipped his thighs and went straight to his knees😂😭💀

    • @walternolasco9052
      @walternolasco9052 4 місяці тому +2

      @@briannaking1708 lmfao I didn't even notice he did that

  • @tay.m5980
    @tay.m5980 4 місяці тому +531

    “If someone finds ash on my gooch im going to the hospital” is taking me down! 😭😭💀 dramatic daddy lmaoo

    • @tapiwakomichi
      @tapiwakomichi 4 місяці тому

      Im here to chirps a ting 🧍🏾‍♂️

    • @msMisfit
      @msMisfit 4 місяці тому

      I'm screaming ... and the tears 😂😂😂

  • @sunnni_
    @sunnni_ 4 місяці тому +198

    Fuhad is proving that Nigerian "tool" stereotype 👀👀👀. James refusing to lotion his bum but will do everything for his face is KILLING MEEEEE 😭😭

  • @emokidsick1
    @emokidsick1 4 місяці тому +257

    “Cream the gooch” is the CRAZIEST sentence I’ve ever heard.

    • @jessgray8732
      @jessgray8732 3 місяці тому +2

      Bruh 😂

    • @JessalynLynese
      @JessalynLynese 3 місяці тому +1

      My thoughts exactly when James said ash on his gooch 💀💀💀

  • @kayjoye2240
    @kayjoye2240 4 місяці тому +554

    Rem has never been more Jamaican. We moisturize everywhere! 🤣🇯🇲

    • @drob517
      @drob517 4 місяці тому

      I don’t know any black person that doesn’t lotion their whole body. I promise you if his Mom was black she would have taught him that skill. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Yan-tz9pn
      @Yan-tz9pn 4 місяці тому

      Moisturise*

    • @kekeh.5696
      @kekeh.5696 4 місяці тому +17

      It can be moisturize, UK vs American English 🙂

    • @Yan-tz9pn
      @Yan-tz9pn 4 місяці тому

      @@kekeh.5696 English vs foreign English*
      You don’t say French French or Spanish Spanish, English is just English.
      US English is a subvariant. You’re speaking online. Use correct english.

    • @julieroberts9314
      @julieroberts9314 4 місяці тому +3

      REM is also Kittian. He is Caribbean period; not just Jamaican

  • @arienneholland4304
    @arienneholland4304 4 місяці тому +763

    Fuhad walking around with a HORSE and tryna be humble 🤣🤣🤣

  • @steph_gisele
    @steph_gisele 4 місяці тому +1343

    Not creaming your whole body is non-black behaviour to be fair 😂 10:00

    • @ummyusuf8817
      @ummyusuf8817 4 місяці тому +40

      Not all none black i am white i do every time had a bath or shower, but maybe due to all my partners have been black

    • @mattj1829
      @mattj1829 4 місяці тому +22

      I didn't until I met my Asian fiancee, she ain't having me age like milk apparently haha

    • @azmohammed83
      @azmohammed83 4 місяці тому +40

      Creaming can't be the term y'all use for lotioning 😂😂😂

    • @mattj1829
      @mattj1829 4 місяці тому +6

      @azmohammed83 Haha nah I've never even thought of it like that. I'm swapping it to moisturising now

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@azmohammed83Africans and Carribeans say it all the time lotioning sounds mad proper

  • @taylurskye
    @taylurskye 4 місяці тому +150

    Team Fuhad & Rem on moisturizing everywhere 🙌🏾 they know what’s good!

  • @SCole-ul5fb
    @SCole-ul5fb 4 місяці тому +76

    Fuhad was reevaluating his friendship with James with that shower/lotion convo 😂🤣😂 That look! 🤣😂

  • @ShannonSOS
    @ShannonSOS 4 місяці тому +490

    James and Fuhad tie for first place in the daddy olympics but James not moisturising everywhere just made Fuhad the consistent daddy. 🏆🥇

    • @mysliktm
      @mysliktm 4 місяці тому +15

      Fuhad resting his tool on the seat has to deduct some points that’s gross

    • @chanellelivingston8881
      @chanellelivingston8881 4 місяці тому +2

      Facts 😂😂

    • @Lucian_Media
      @Lucian_Media 4 місяці тому +19

      ​@mysliktm it's too long to fit inside without touching the water. Did you not do the math? 😂😂😂

    • @srowe1528
      @srowe1528 4 місяці тому +3

      ​@@Lucian_Media😂😂😂

    • @javanymcdermott996
      @javanymcdermott996 4 місяці тому +5

      James had never been at Fuhad level in my eyes

  • @junglekxngtalksanime
    @junglekxngtalksanime 4 місяці тому +522

    There's no way James sits there and says the most out of pocket stuff week after week but draws the line at moisturising your bum...HAII I REFUSE😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @thando2c
      @thando2c 4 місяці тому +13

      The "haii" took me out😂🫵🇿🇦

    • @junglekxngtalksanime
      @junglekxngtalksanime 4 місяці тому +4

      @@thando2c 🤣it's ingrained in my soul, I represent home wherever I go🇿🇦

  • @MannDaSSaint
    @MannDaSSaint 4 місяці тому +319

    If James fu

  • @lovebubbles455
    @lovebubbles455 4 місяці тому +64

    Right at the toilet session, what immediately popped into my head at Fuhad’s question was 🎶do yo thang hang low? Do it wobble to the flo?….🎶

  • @tgrice601
    @tgrice601 4 місяці тому +86

    “I cream everywhere” sounds WILD!! I love how American slang and UK slang is so crazy

    • @macurlyfries
      @macurlyfries 4 місяці тому

      American slang doesn’t even make sense

    • @tgrice601
      @tgrice601 3 місяці тому +8

      @@macurlyfries and you think UK slang makes sense?? That’s the WHOLE point of slang it’s not meant to make sense to people that’s “NOT LIKE US”!! Slang is almost like code words. Because if i was to come visit the UK that is the quickest way aside from my accent to let y’all know im not from here.example: the word “cream everywhere in American slang that would mean cum/nut everywhere

  • @OnlyDelo97
    @OnlyDelo97 4 місяці тому +507

    Cream conversation was actually unhinged 😂

    • @Tostito777
      @Tostito777 4 місяці тому

      “I cream every where” is a wild sentence

    • @CadillacTye
      @CadillacTye 4 місяці тому

      “Creaming your gooch” is wild afffff

    • @alexdeleon4997
      @alexdeleon4997 4 місяці тому +6

      Absolutely pause worthy.. I was wondering if they're hearing themselves 😂😂

    • @OnlyDelo97
      @OnlyDelo97 4 місяці тому +7

      @@alexdeleon4997 they couldn’t have 🤣🤣🤣 boy said i Cream all over my head snapped back 😂😂

    • @godrules3596
      @godrules3596 4 місяці тому +1

      You Americans in the comments 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂 the term *"creaming"* yourself ain't sus lets stop it guys it's only sus to Americans if you are African or Carribean it sounds completely normal and your parents said that to you everytime as a kid its only Americans making it weird plus "moisturising" is too proper to use all the time for us 😂😂😂

  • @pyeongshin
    @pyeongshin 4 місяці тому +308

    As an American hearing " I cream everywhere " and " i cream my gooch" had me ctfuuuuu😂😂

  • @OmariMoonlight
    @OmariMoonlight 4 місяці тому +176

    11:40 James calling Fuhad and Rem sus and then doing this is crazy 😭😭

  • @RequstingFlyby
    @RequstingFlyby 4 місяці тому +77

    Fuhad lowkey packing that heavy… can’t even fit it in the John. Meanwhile, the boys gaslighting him in disbelief 😂😂

  • @amahxx4415
    @amahxx4415 4 місяці тому +22

    fuhads expressions get me everytime.. he has the most genuine facial expressions but yet so funny and relatable😊😅😂

  • @AuthenticallyBrittney
    @AuthenticallyBrittney 4 місяці тому +217

    Fuhad is letting y’all know he got the hammer !! 😂 he got hang time ! 20:13

    • @lisav.thompsondds746
      @lisav.thompsondds746 4 місяці тому +6

      My exact thought! Whole hammer iykyk

    • @AuthenticallyBrittney
      @AuthenticallyBrittney 4 місяці тому +6

      @@lisav.thompsondds746 once he said he was sitting back far enough I’m like oh yeah he got it 😂

  • @siaarvinger3000
    @siaarvinger3000 4 місяці тому +157

    The fact that no one was saying pause when they kept saying "I cream everywhere " is craaazy

  • @Bahle_Gaji
    @Bahle_Gaji 4 місяці тому +385

    This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀😭

  • @amuffy329
    @amuffy329 4 місяці тому +28

    No conversation can ever distract me from the image of Fuhad placing his piece on the rim of the toilet

  • @allano7814
    @allano7814 4 місяці тому +35

    "i got bills to pay and you man are rubbing hamstrings?!" 😂

  • @DreJr
    @DreJr 4 місяці тому +103

    "My gooch has never been dry." is a crazy line.
    Fuhad went a little slack-jawed at that moment.

  • @cassandramuthleb2486
    @cassandramuthleb2486 4 місяці тому +181

    When we learn that Fuhad swings so low that his junk will touch the water so he has to let it rest on the seat. We also learn that James and Rem have never had that problem at all, so they can't comprehend truly big D energy!!😅😅😅

    • @doyou4you
      @doyou4you 4 місяці тому +2

      This!

    • @ObeyDaqSwaqq
      @ObeyDaqSwaqq 4 місяці тому +8

      Especially bc the water in the uk toilets is very low (at least that’s what I heard from ppl who visited the USA)🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @sheissunshine
      @sheissunshine 4 місяці тому +4

      😂😂😂 nice recap

    • @lalexander7338
      @lalexander7338 4 місяці тому +4

      No Cassandra, they weren't talking about touching the water. They were talking about touching the side of the toilet lid.

    • @cassandramuthleb2486
      @cassandramuthleb2486 4 місяці тому

      @@lalexander7338 They were talking about when they were sitting down on the toilet. They're not touching the lid behind them. They also mention how far back They're sitting on the seat.

  • @datimmm
    @datimmm 4 місяці тому +88

    19:21 finding out that Fuhad would rather rest his tool is crazzyyyyy 😂

  • @mellabobs
    @mellabobs 4 місяці тому +37

    Fuhad looking like, "This is why we can't be together."

  • @mikekoopman2406
    @mikekoopman2406 4 місяці тому +20

    Man's said I'm resting it on the rim... blessed be thy name

  • @bookclub5021
    @bookclub5021 4 місяці тому +153

    Nah Fuhad is an absolute menace with his toilet situation 🤣

  • @SamanthaKavuma
    @SamanthaKavuma 4 місяці тому +137

    When Fuhad said “that’s neeeews to me” he’s trying so hard not to judge 😂😂😂

  • @ncn3871
    @ncn3871 4 місяці тому +138

    The way Fuhad said "why is her hair your concern?!" 😂 That's exactly how my mind works

    • @blackbeauty7499
      @blackbeauty7499 4 місяці тому +5

      That part had me screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is talking FACTSSsss

  • @triceyisabellemusic
    @triceyisabellemusic 4 місяці тому +26

    "if someone finds ash on my gooch ... im going to the hospital" TOOK ME OUT. That may be the funniest thing ive ever heard him say. Even above the snake bite question... OMG im crying!!

  • @b.9724
    @b.9724 4 місяці тому +28

    @26:24 I came from the podcast on Spotify just to save a few lives by giving the correct answer to this:
    "I mean she's no you" followed by any number between 5-7. If that's her actual friend, you are categorically forbidden from going under 5 or above 7 no matter how she looks. This way your girl can safely be an 8-10 regardless of the truth. Stay safe out there fellas.
    - a married woman with friends I personally know are 7,8's and 9's by male standards

  • @diddytehfeh7
    @diddytehfeh7 4 місяці тому +171

    Why do men say “all my exes were crazy” even though they are the common denominator

    • @alexwilks2848
      @alexwilks2848 4 місяці тому +27

      Same reason women say "all my exes were toxic" 😂

    • @KingChaddii
      @KingChaddii 4 місяці тому +7

      Cause ik I ain't crazy so it gotta be everybody else

    • @KinoStudentX
      @KinoStudentX 4 місяці тому +5

      I might be the common denominator, but each one showed everyone I was right. I'm autistic. Eventually I learned to read red flags 😂😂

    • @botanicalitus4194
      @botanicalitus4194 4 місяці тому +1

      boy math

    • @Muna_413
      @Muna_413 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@alexwilks2848 That doesn't answer the question 😂

  • @lamiawebb3397
    @lamiawebb3397 4 місяці тому +29

    That’s James’s white side talking about he doesn’t moisturize his whole body. My son is half white and it’s an argument to get him to put lotion on areas other than his elbows. His father doesn’t own lotion. It’s a black trait. You can’t be ashy.

  • @ddrbeginner17
    @ddrbeginner17 4 місяці тому +50

    Fuhad was spot on on the "why are you checking moisturizer like that", you know too much my G ^^

  • @MitchyTwT
    @MitchyTwT 4 місяці тому +11

    26:33 best answer is “I wouldn’t know cause all I see is you”. It’s literally the sweetest thing ever

    • @wemmas5724
      @wemmas5724 4 місяці тому +2

      My mrs would throw up if I said that

    • @MitchyTwT
      @MitchyTwT 4 місяці тому +1

      @@wemmas5724 😂

  • @melmac3464
    @melmac3464 4 місяці тому +5

    also i was this year, years old when i found out that its better to lotion as soon as ur out of the shower still wet. bc ur pores are still open, making the absorption process much more beneficial. James mentioned before that he likes to turn the shower on for a bit before getting in, makes it so he doesn't have to moisturizes as much or all over bc the steam releases ur natural oils and does wonders. i have to moisturize 2 times daily or ill have a nightmare of a time with my dry ass skin :(

  • @chloeangela-graceebanks2600
    @chloeangela-graceebanks2600 4 місяці тому +47

    My dad is a red skin Jamaican he just doesn’t cream he’s walking around with ashy elbows, knees and ankles 🤦🏽‍♀️ I’m a slight tone lighter than James as I’m mixed but have to moisturise top to bottom of my little toe lol 😂

  • @skillful1573
    @skillful1573 4 місяці тому +159

    Moisturising everywhere isn't sus James 😭

  • @DatFeature
    @DatFeature 4 місяці тому +52

    That was the white in James talking when he said ayooo to lotioning up everywhere 🤣🤣

  • @oyindamolaadebayo6347
    @oyindamolaadebayo6347 4 місяці тому +25

    The fact that James had the nerve to call moisturizing your backside sus but has no problem walking us through his facial routine with such sus mannerisms is crazy to me
    👀😅😭😂

    • @oliviagee9576
      @oliviagee9576 4 місяці тому

      Just the other week he was telling us how he watched two men fapping in tandem. 😂😂

    • @Charismatic6
      @Charismatic6 3 місяці тому +1

      The motions from James' facial routine fucking SENT me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gloryO
    @gloryO 4 місяці тому +5

    Facts!!!! When Fuhad said "why are you noticing moisturizers?"

  • @101nasiah
    @101nasiah 4 місяці тому +84

    James WHOLE face routine was sus YET moisturizing was sus 😂

  • @Jude266
    @Jude266 4 місяці тому +47

    Wouldn’t resting the tool on the seat also indicate length, cause like… 😭 Fuhad my boy 😭❤️

  • @robinporter9765
    @robinporter9765 4 місяці тому +67

    So fuhad is working with an elephant trunk apparently 😂

  • @ginabradley2180
    @ginabradley2180 4 місяці тому +14

    James showed tf outta his white side in this 😂😂😂😭😭 this is why fuhad will always be daddy 😩 a clean moisturized daddy 😌

  • @JustTalkinMMA
    @JustTalkinMMA 4 місяці тому +7

    Fufu is INSANE for resting it on the seat especially if it’s a public toilet. Plus if there’s lightning there’s rain everytime he gotta shit he’s gotta tuck and untuck and that can’t run

  • @marlee88212
    @marlee88212 4 місяці тому +95

    Fuhad! It's hanging when I'm in the toilet....Resting it on the seat is Mad!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @0pinionated
    @0pinionated 4 місяці тому +38

    Abbot Elementary is one of the best shows out right now and they did their big one with S3. Hilarious!

  • @Heyy_Sirii
    @Heyy_Sirii 4 місяці тому +61

    19:56 Fuhad if you have that THANG on you - just say that.

    • @tianny1987
      @tianny1987 4 місяці тому +4

      All of this!!!😅

  • @Cloudcroozer
    @Cloudcroozer 4 місяці тому +6

    Not gone lie, James sounds like he's got something to heal from. How does self care equate to ones sexuality? What kind of prison is he living in? Growing up black, you know to care for your skin. I stand with Rem & Fuegs.

    • @27jthompson
      @27jthompson 4 місяці тому

      But James is mixed raised by a white mother.

  • @briannax4140
    @briannax4140 4 місяці тому +9

    I'm so glad Fuhad brought up the "why are you noticing her moisturizer" and shit, because that's the FIRST thing I thought when I heard that. Mhmmmm... you're looking WAY too hard at her, liar.
    I'll help you boys out, what you need to do is take your real number minus 1 to 1.5 (depending on how jealous your girl is) and after you tell her your modified number, immediately follow it with a nonchalant "But she's not even my type" and be prepared to defend why she is, indeed, not your type. See? Not that complicated. 😂
    An alternate equation you can use if your girl is straight up insecure: Take your girl's number (be honest with yourself) minus THAT by 1 to 1.5 and then say that's her friend's number. Follow that with she's not my type and you'll be golden. As long as she believes you believe her friend is a little less hot than her.

  • @michelelewis855
    @michelelewis855 4 місяці тому +58

    THIS is where James draws the line on what is Sus? Bro is an anomaly.

  • @Rosaline1234
    @Rosaline1234 4 місяці тому +124

    So James, the man who STAYS SUS, is so concerned about feeling sus by himself tgat he lets it affect his daily hygiene? If he wants the entire back of his body to look and feel like crepe paper that's his business.... but I just know it feels off 🤣🤣

  • @Mia-bbe
    @Mia-bbe 4 місяці тому +2657

    This man James walking around with friction cheeks 💀.

    • @luntu.stofile
      @luntu.stofile 4 місяці тому +173

      Out here kindling a gas flames

    • @bookclub5021
      @bookclub5021 4 місяці тому +22

      Lmaooooooooo ffs man

    • @thelifeofmaeve
      @thelifeofmaeve 4 місяці тому +38

      ⁠​⁠@@luntu.stofilethey said out here kindling a gas flame lmfaoooo 🤣🤣 that got me weak

    • @Xassi1t6
      @Xassi1t6 4 місяці тому +23

      Man can start a fire

    • @snipes503
      @snipes503 4 місяці тому +19

      Who needs a flame breathing technique if James can just walk around.

  • @vivinastrachan2079
    @vivinastrachan2079 4 місяці тому +32

    I had this convo with my husband recently. And he says the same as James..... and I promise you now there will be NO sloppy top till its been sanitized to the gawds. I'm low / high key traumatized.😂

    • @blackbeauty7499
      @blackbeauty7499 4 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you start saying you have lock jaw, your tongue is swollen, your lips don’t feel ok today or tired… trust me he will start to fix that ish 🤣🤣

    • @wxx1547
      @wxx1547 4 місяці тому +1

      The dingaling in the toilet is horror! I hope everyone is washing up after😭ladies, stay safe out there🥹

    • @EmpressOfExile206
      @EmpressOfExile206 3 місяці тому

      Wait... you think it being in midair is _less hygienic_ than literally putting it *on* the 🚽 seat? 🤔

  • @cassandraflowers7572
    @cassandraflowers7572 4 місяці тому +4

    I love that you watch Abbott Elementary!!! Such a funny show and actually kind of accurate about some of the stuff teachers deal with 😂

  • @jori556
    @jori556 4 місяці тому +3

    I think the convo about resting/inside has told us more than they realize. Fuhad said he all the way back and it still aint enough! 😂😂😂

  • @PurpleLaughter03
    @PurpleLaughter03 4 місяці тому +35

    Fuhad really knows women, and this is why I love him 28:30

  • @jcabigting8036
    @jcabigting8036 4 місяці тому +25

    Mans lotion routine is not where I thought this episode was heading, and the fact that it’s 90 percent serious is sending me 😂

  • @ericachapman3640
    @ericachapman3640 4 місяці тому +31

    I wonder if James previous showering habits and current lotion habit has to do with the complexion of the person who raised him (no disrespect at all, but all my non-melanated friends bathe and lotion like James does and I so confused).

    • @Girthqueen
      @Girthqueen 4 місяці тому

      Y’all are genuinely weird for thinking putting lotion on your body is a racial thing😂black people aren’t the only ones that do it

  • @LillsTheGreat
    @LillsTheGreat 4 місяці тому +13

    Fuhad is sus for moisturising his whole body but James is demonstrating his face care routine like a baddie😭😭

  • @BrisWorld404
    @BrisWorld404 4 місяці тому +1

    when you guys were talking about goals at the beginning of the year and rem mentioned streaming, it was so inspiring and i finally got the courage to start my channel! thank you guys for showing it’s never too late to try something ❤️

  • @ashleylawson5638
    @ashleylawson5638 4 місяці тому +57

    "if someone finds ash on my Gooch... I'm going to the hospital 🤨" James just keeps giving each week 😂

  • @southernmarine88
    @southernmarine88 4 місяці тому +67

    James talking about something being sus is hilarious. Everything about him is sus, lmao.

  • @supreme4986
    @supreme4986 4 місяці тому +71

    Ain’t no way people out here not lotion everywhere. Everywhere needs cream

  • @alinedeabreu7553
    @alinedeabreu7553 4 місяці тому +6

    Fuhad was looking at James like that because he knew the streets were about to drag him about the lotion thing 😂😂😂

  • @amahxx4415
    @amahxx4415 4 місяці тому +9

    rem saying 'so your back is dry as fuck' 🤣🤣🤣

  • @KinoStudentX
    @KinoStudentX 4 місяці тому +63

    "I know you're doing this to get away from me."
    Ok, so why are you bothering me? Let me shit and scroll in peace 😂

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 4 місяці тому +22

    Fuhad is absolutely right about the attractiveness convo: a girl WOULD know that her man is lying through his teeth if he said someone gorgeous is a 2/10 and starts listing everything he can about her appearance... I'll give this for free for anyone who's wondering: if I know my person is insecure, I'd say "I couldn't say (whether they're attractive or not): I only have eyes for you". Whether it's the truth or not, I'm sure they'd either appreciate the compliment or giggle at the sweet joke (:

    • @sena167
      @sena167 4 місяці тому +2

      can a man get away with a "not my type but yeah sure"

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 4 місяці тому +3

      @@sena167
      I wouldn't ask the question if I were in my right mind to begin with... But if I lost my mind and asked, I'd say this is a safe-ish answer... It could be interpreted like you're saying your type is not "gorgeous with a banging body", so it leaves room for your girl to look at herself and ask you what you find attractive in her then and it could be dicey 😌. But to be fair, nitpicking at your every word, your inflections, the way you look or not in our eyes when you give your answer... If we feel insecure or if we want to fight, we'll find a way 😭. Soooo, good luck out there, and stay strong 😅👑

    • @Whomecouldntb3
      @Whomecouldntb3 4 місяці тому +3

      Or don’t answer at all because this is a set up

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 4 місяці тому +1

      @@Whomecouldntb3
      Haha ! I do agree it's a set up. I do NOT recommend mutism/ not acknowledging questions though... That's a sure way to awaken a true demon 😭

  • @hannahh6793
    @hannahh6793 4 місяці тому +44

    I took the trash out at 3AM and there was a guy riding his bike by. I raaaan back to the house. 😂

    • @allano7814
      @allano7814 4 місяці тому +2

      Can we just not take them out during witching hours 👻

  • @kanga9z10
    @kanga9z10 4 місяці тому +3

    The amount of convo talking about "Creaming this and that and everywhere"..... is sending me! I'm dead! LOL

  • @Mr_210
    @Mr_210 4 місяці тому +3

    Letting it hang low, resting it on the seat is crazy 🤣

  • @leannalee-lee8293
    @leannalee-lee8293 4 місяці тому +84

    Sometimes I forget that James is Mixed… lol until these debates happen.

    • @SmokersRoe
      @SmokersRoe 4 місяці тому +12

      lol not gonna lie it’s always when he talks about other biracial people like “that mixed race breh”. I be whispering to myself like “don’t ‘other’ them like that, so are you”

  • @panthercat38
    @panthercat38 4 місяці тому +21

    Not James saying full lotion after a shower is sus, but then goes into his full American Psycho routine 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TuberoseKisser
    @TuberoseKisser 4 місяці тому +25

    3:43 i mean to be fair a man isn't gonna try to kidnap another grown man that looks like he's gonna fight back. A woman is more likely to get kidnapped especially at night.

  • @daleanderson1285
    @daleanderson1285 4 місяці тому +5

    James moisturises frontal plane only 😂😂

  • @brewest217
    @brewest217 4 місяці тому +1

    Yesss for the Abbott Elementary love!! It is a perfect example of school life in Philly. And absolutely hilarious. James you're gonna love it.

  • @SamanthaWilliams-ph6nb
    @SamanthaWilliams-ph6nb 4 місяці тому +21

    These guys make my Monday and they have me walking around saying "man dem" "pardon" and "bro" constantly 😂😂😂

  • @gracethompson6926
    @gracethompson6926 4 місяці тому +58

    Been with the same man for 12 years and I have taken the bins out every single time it’s needed doing. Clearly I’m the man of the house 😅

  • @NeeshJ
    @NeeshJ 4 місяці тому +25

    Got bills to pay and yall rubbing ya azz 😂😂😂😂😂 James is hilarious

  • @pearlsame8226
    @pearlsame8226 4 місяці тому +3

    The white jumped out of James with that lotion conversation. 🤣

  • @SixFtPlaya
    @SixFtPlaya 4 місяці тому +2

    ME (Fuhad's face listening to James talking bout them showers not cleaning his legs)

  • @moneypro85
    @moneypro85 4 місяці тому +8

    Fuhad, I love you ❤️ I love the kind of man you are. You deserve to prioritize your mental health

  • @jeepdog5
    @jeepdog5 4 місяці тому +17

    This episode was an EDUCATION 😮

  • @jaygo6390
    @jaygo6390 4 місяці тому +15

    I KEEP IT HANGING, I hold it when I'm pissing too because I can't have it touch the toilet bowl. Fuhad resting it on the toilet seat is hilarious 🤣

  • @Anya-u3v
    @Anya-u3v 4 місяці тому +2

    So glad Abbot Elementary is getting the shoutout it deserves

  • @trich4life
    @trich4life 4 місяці тому +3

    I think Fuhad may be "GIFTED"