The man is dumb. Your married and while the wife is pregnant you had a baby with another woman. And he is so dumb you think she wants to raise another woman child.
@@SavageDXD24 the fact that he said "I don't know the difference between northern and southern Ireland" to begin with made him saying Cardiff 1000 times funnier
I was drinking water when I heard this and it came through my nostrils😂😂😂. PS. I always see people write stuffs like this until I experienced it today😂😂. You cant listen to James while eating/drinking you might drown or choke to death.
For the “who am I?” Segment you should have 5 points to the person who answers on the first round, 3 points for the second rounds and 1 point for the 3rd round onwards. So they’d try their hardest to answer it on the first chapter and not to just wait until the end.
When the confession about the girl who found out her boyfriend was a mechanic came up I immediately said “He definitely told her he was an engineer” before Fuhad continued🤣
Falls under the same catagory, sort of. It classed as Motor Vehicle Engineering. Im a qualified Engineer but dont have a job as an engineer but they do fall under the 'Engineering' catagory
I almost choked on my cream crackers and cheese when the cheating husband said how can I convince her to take me and my son back 😮 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZENLY UNBELIEVABLE KMT
I introduced my ex to the show when we were still together, when we broke up I stopped watching the pod for about two months. IT WAS THE WORST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE, I eventually managed to recover and I really underrated the level of joy Fuhad and James bring me on a weekly basis. SnG makes my world whole. ♥
Honestly, I hear that lol. One dude I was dating for a bit put me onto this podcast. When we stopped seeing each other, I bounced from the podcast as it reminded me of him too much. I was then missing the episodes badly, so I came right back! Now I'm good for watching these again 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
That was not a dilemma, just pure delulu. PS. I am almost sure that the hospital did not give her gonorrhea. I got 4/5 btw... Ireland! Thanks guys for another enjoyable episode. Hi Rem!
In a black US gathering.....that 45mins is about right. Hugs, Kisses, jokes(roasting) and last min gossip. Especially if anyone follows you out to the car😂
Irish goodbye is the way forward, My nanny’s 80th the other week, my family is active, after session after the function room ended up in my nanny’s house, 3:30am came around, I was sitting at the table with everyone, stood up and just walked out, everyone assumed I went to the bathroom, I walked home, didn’t say a word
The thought of what that "shitty boy" would have had to go thought, absolutely sent me. Where was he showering after crapping himself from the beat down, after witnessing his woman being destroyed 😮 😂😂😂😂 I tell you, I LOVE the delivery of you guys, the bounce off is real "pause" 😂🤣😂🤣
Did you know that ‘southern’ Ireland is not the name of ‘Ireland’ though? Also ‘southern’ Ireland extends further north than Northern Ireland? Northern Ireland is also not a recognised region. It has no flag. It’s considered occupied space by a foreign invader. Like Russia in Ukraine or Israel in Palestine. British people are seen (rightfully so) as the evil bad guys. Every year they march through Irish streets banging war drums, flying banners and then burn Irish flags/effigies of Irish icons. Imagine if Chinese people marched through American streets banging drums waving CCP flags, then reached a bonfire where they burnt American flags and effigies of presidents/celebrities.. Every year. British people do that. Also half of Northern Ireland is British. Not even close to ‘half of Ireland’ is British. 90% of the island is Irish. Ireland is not in the UK
I love, love, love when the man says I can't think of anything that I did to get attention...but because I know my life and I know me ..I Know that I have done something.🤣 ❤
Does Fuhad like Ellis? It looks as though he doesn't 😢My maternal instinct came out when I saw how hurt Ellis looked, I wanted to hug Ellis - because I too felt his pain at Fuhad's comment. I actually gasped. Glad Rem instantly defended Ellis😢
@@the_comfy_pa3da150when fuhad says they have to swap boards next time they do the back to school segment, and he mentions Ellis looked like he was thinking and not reading from his board
Same. I was like damn 4 outta 5 ain't bad and I didn't even take chemistry so getting the copper question right had me gassed lol. I missed the Ireland question too, I went with Dublin 😂
@@olayerz lol I promise I don't think I've ever really looked at the periodic table like that. 😅 i literally just never was taught that in any grade 🤣 should have learned in high-school but I avoided chemistry like the plague. I took biology, earth space science and integrated science. Everyone I knew who was taking chemistry was failing it.. so I was like nopeeee not taking it. 🤷♀️ I was good in math though, managed to graduate with an extra credit in math but avoided taking calculas and trigonometry somehow 😁😁
@@KiMb3rLyNn you sound like me 😂. I took the most basic Chemistry. It was soooo much math I knew I couldn’t do advanced Chem. 😂😂 calculus and trigonometry NEVER saw my face. It wasn’t gonna happen. My poor offspring will have to turn to their father for help with math homework cuz I have nothing for them. 🤷🏾♀️
Team Rem!!! Lets go ….. good win! Ain’t James’ mom Irish? Also …following up “Eff Irish” with THE IRISH EXIT is the unintentional funny that cracks me up. 😂😂
I remember I had a math professor that once refused to call on me in class no matter how many times the other students answered incorrectly. Another student raised their hand just to tell him that they don’t know the answer but I do, the professor looked, said “him? No no” did the little brush away hand motion and kept calling on everyone else…I was the ONLY person that knew the answer..R.I.P. professor K.
If Fuhad never left Nigeria he'd be one of those super strict African teachers.
Or a scammer 😂
@@Finggy A true Nigerian is the duality of both
@@veiddimaddur8354 facts
You guys😭😭
Wth is this section?? 😂😂😂
"That's the sexiest thing you've said"- this bromance is next level 😅
No that’s the thing it’s a normal guy friendship
Haha, James loves Fuhad more than anything in this life
Nah, it’s bromosexual now
Where is that damn sus counter
"We're not sus, we're just in a bromaaanncee!!"
~ Olawoolo
That dilemma 😢. That man wronged his wife in so many ways. Its heartbreaking
Absolutely heartbreaking 💔
💔
Thinking the baby may not actually be his own.
The man is dumb
The man is dumb. Your married and while the wife is pregnant you had a baby with another woman. And he is so dumb you think she wants to raise another woman child.
Getting nailed from behind while your boyfriend is within bluetooth pairing range is just diabolical 💀💀
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
the way Ellis is just looking straight forward when James and Rem were arguing is so fucking funny 😂
The SILENCE after the "I challenged someone to a dance off" took me the FUCK OUT
James couldn't WAIT to bait Tobi out for ruining that toilet.
#FAAAAAACTS 🤣😭😫
EXACTLY 😂😂😂😂
is this the Sidemen Tobi or different Tobi?
@@Mannydas728different Tobi x
I need a pic of Toby 😂 I need see what this dude looks like lol
As an Irishman, the way James sent ‘Fuck Ireland’ sent me😂☘️
He's right though, they are the kinda things we say over here 🤣🤣
james' mom is irish which makes it funnier
Wait, hold up... you mean to tell me that Ireland is really a real place, not just an _amazing_ fantasy?! 😂😂
🤣😭🤣🤣🤣 cardiff being in Ireland is so crazy
@@SavageDXD24 the fact that he said "I don't know the difference between northern and southern Ireland" to begin with made him saying Cardiff 1000 times funnier
Rooting for Ellis but i cant lie he makes it hard sometimes because what in the world was that instantaneous spelling😭
Let Ellis ask the questions so fuhad can answer. He been sitting on that high horse too long
Yessssss
"Lucky for you there's a child and the mom don't want it" 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’m going stab you” wife I feel her
💀💀💀💀
I was drinking water when I heard this and it came through my nostrils😂😂😂.
PS. I always see people write stuffs like this until I experienced it today😂😂. You cant listen to James while eating/drinking you might drown or choke to death.
😭😭😭😭
For the “who am I?” Segment you should have 5 points to the person who answers on the first round, 3 points for the second rounds and 1 point for the 3rd round onwards.
So they’d try their hardest to answer it on the first chapter and not to just wait until the end.
Yessss
RAHHHHHH!!!
I like this.
I can't believe they didn't get it on Chapter 2 at least 🤯
I think we need Tobi to come in as a guest one day.
absolutely
Yes!
And Louis lol
petition for this
YESSSS
The way james ghettorized matrix was a skill 😮😅
Ghettorised*
James made that Back To School segment HILARIOUS. The pettiness he was radiating 😂😂😂
When James and Rem are going at it over the Back to school game, the way Ellis is just sitting quietly hoping they don't bring him in 😂😂😂😂😂
Kkk😊w0r9to
😊🎉😊🎉❤
😅
The way I went back to watch his reaction 😂
Ellis does that a lot.
Can’t lie… “Who Am I” is a fire ass segment 🔥🔥🔥
Got the person within the first chapter 😭
Literally watch the movie last night 😮😂
The Harry Potter one was mad easy last week.
But this one is a little harder to me
I had it right away, but I love this movie..
It’s my new favorite segment! I didn’t get Neo until chapter 2. Also, James is WRITING! The setup is superb!
Got Neo straight from the jump 😂
Ellis and James looked absolutely LOST when they had to find the adverb
😂😂😂😂
3 grown men, not one knew the adverb 😂😂
I think the adverb was the most disappointing 😂
Those laughs after the “men know everything till you ask ‘who’s she?’” tweet were some guilty ass laughs 😂😂
They have both admitted to being dogs in their youth 😂
Factszzzz
21:01 that little singing bit? The best
It’s me yelling the Matrix Neo!!! after chapter one 😂😂
SAMEEEEEE
Same
Me toooooooooo but James not listening
I was thinking Moon Knight for the longest time, till he said eat dis 🤣
Same!!! 😂😂 how did they not get it
When the confession about the girl who found out her boyfriend was a mechanic came up I immediately said “He definitely told her he was an engineer” before Fuhad continued🤣
Hey man, he's a mechanic. Calling himself an engineer isn't really a lie lmao it's just just stretching the definition of an engineer a tiny bit 🤣
Now that you mention it, I've seen a LOT of engineers in dating apps and very few mechanics 🤔
@@ellielou52same girl, same 👀
Falls under the same catagory, sort of. It classed as Motor Vehicle Engineering. Im a qualified Engineer but dont have a job as an engineer but they do fall under the 'Engineering' catagory
Ha
I’m rooting for Ellis!!!
Same here. I'm always so chuffed when he wins.
Team Ellis 💯
I can't take this dilemma seriously. James breakdown of it is killing me!! The abbreviations of the words take it over the top 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
All I’m saying is in 2024 the cult babies NEED tobi to make a guest appearance on the pod
I almost choked on my cream crackers and cheese when the cheating husband said how can I convince her to take me and my son back 😮 BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZENLY UNBELIEVABLE KMT
I literally applauded when Fuhad said "You can't do ANYTHING" 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂
I introduced my ex to the show when we were still together, when we broke up I stopped watching the pod for about two months. IT WAS THE WORST TWO MONTHS OF MY LIFE, I eventually managed to recover and I really underrated the level of joy Fuhad and James bring me on a weekly basis. SnG makes my world whole. ♥
Honestly, I hear that lol. One dude I was dating for a bit put me onto this podcast. When we stopped seeing each other, I bounced from the podcast as it reminded me of him too much. I was then missing the episodes badly, so I came right back! Now I'm good for watching these again 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Relatable 😂. I don't know if he (my ex) still watches or not
PLEEEEEEASE TRY A WAY TO WRITE IN JUST TO SAY FUCK HIM
Literally, the fuckin same last year. Gosh, I feel you my bro
That dude really decided that delulu WAS the solulu 😂
i love the cute name plates on ellis' and rem's desks 🤣
1. The Ireland bit killed me I rewatched it 4 times 😭😭😭😭
2. The way I was screaming Neo at my phone them man too slow 😭😭😭
He said that like he charging a Kamehameha 😂😂😂😂
Same here though after dreams then rave I was like Neoooooooo. What’s really going on. 😂
"Saved by the bell but he's still a dog"😂😂
Tell me why the new segment had me screaming NEO...THE MATRIX!!! This whole episode had me in tears! Loved it!
Brooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Took way to long for them to get "who am i"
The Hoover on the belly gave me the hint
@@nkyampz me too! Not going to lie, the first chapter had me guessing. But the minute he said the vacuuming of the belly, i knew immediately.
Seriously!!!! Was driving me crazy!!!!
Bro in the dilemma 👏🏾IS👏🏾 DELUUUUUDEDDDD!👏🏾
That little sing break was adorable 21:00
We need a Toby reveal fr
That was not a dilemma, just pure delulu. PS. I am almost sure that the hospital did not give her gonorrhea. I got 4/5 btw... Ireland! Thanks guys for another enjoyable episode. Hi Rem!
"You said you were an engineer!"
"No babe, I said I work on engines here!"
Stop ..😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Right! You heard what you wanted. No my prob. 😂
I said "there's an engine near" lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
18:13 The silence after James said this is DEAFENING 🤣🤣🔥
The dance battle part acc killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
He won it back by dragging Toby through the mud like 30 seconds later though :P
The zoom in on Fuhad's face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
21:00 was so cute. I’m so happy they left that in
Who am I is my new favorite segment! James spun a whole tale!!! 🤣 Thank goodness I love this franchise🍿
TEACHER FUHAD!!!!🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Swapping boards is best practices for your class.🤣
The dilemma guy really said, "Here's one I made earlier" 😂😂😂
We need a part 2 of the most unhinged thing to get someone's attention 😂😂😂
Agreed! I missed this one on their insta 😂
I laughed so hard when James said Cardiff. I'm French and I know Cardiff is in Wales. And Rem's face mocking him. Loved it
As a year 11, watching them struggle with the back to school questions is great 😭😭.
Best line in entire Episode. I burst out laughing
Fuhad: "Women don't fear God!"😅
The minute he said “rave” I was yelling “NEO FROM THE MATRIX” 😂😂😂
yeah!😂
Bro there has gotta be a rehab for being addicted to you guys cause DAMN.
I am hooked!!! I’m half British now!
Same yoh😂😂😂😢
@@goldynnchynathe fact I use their slang now is proof enough 😂
Omg! I’m thinking the same thing!
The silence after “I challenged someone to a dance off”🤣🤣🤣😭😭
In a black US gathering.....that 45mins is about right. Hugs, Kisses, jokes(roasting) and last min gossip. Especially if anyone follows you out to the car😂
Irish goodbye is the way forward,
My nanny’s 80th the other week, my family is active, after session after the function room ended up in my nanny’s house, 3:30am came around, I was sitting at the table with everyone, stood up and just walked out, everyone assumed I went to the bathroom, I walked home, didn’t say a word
I was screaming “THE MATRIX!!!” “NEOOOO!!” ”WHY IS IT TAKING THEM SO LONG TO GUESS THIS?!”
Same!
FACTS
I've never seen the movie and had the answer at the end of round 2.
Infuriating
Bruhhhhh I was so aggravated
I've been screaming Neo at the screen since half of chapter 1 you man!!! 😂😂😂 36:43
The thought of what that "shitty boy" would have had to go thought, absolutely sent me. Where was he showering after crapping himself from the beat down, after witnessing his woman being destroyed 😮 😂😂😂😂
I tell you, I LOVE the delivery of you guys, the bounce off is real "pause" 😂🤣😂🤣
"What the fuck ever Rem" had me dying!!!! I love seeing Rem & Ellis now, such an upgrade.
Never heard Fuhad laugh so hard. That Toby toilet bit made him laugh from his toes.
😂😂😂
As an American, I’m quite proud of knowing Belfast was the answer 😂. 5 out of 5 right!
I tried. lol
Same!!!!!
Same
Did you know that ‘southern’ Ireland is not the name of ‘Ireland’ though?
Also ‘southern’ Ireland extends further north than Northern Ireland?
Northern Ireland is also not a recognised region. It has no flag. It’s considered occupied space by a foreign invader. Like Russia in Ukraine or Israel in Palestine.
British people are seen (rightfully so) as the evil bad guys. Every year they march through Irish streets banging war drums, flying banners and then burn Irish flags/effigies of Irish icons.
Imagine if Chinese people marched through American streets banging drums waving CCP flags, then reached a bonfire where they burnt American flags and effigies of presidents/celebrities..
Every year. British people do that.
Also half of Northern Ireland is British. Not even close to ‘half of Ireland’ is British. 90% of the island is Irish. Ireland is not in the UK
Love that spontaneous "Legend of the Rent" from everyone. I've never loved this show more 😂❤
Men will never seize to scare me. That first dilemma is craaaazy.
When fuhad is shocked his facial expressions are EVERYTHING
I’m in fear of the day they read a story or a tweet and I know it’s taking about me 😂
Today is my birthday and I'm happy to spend an hour of it with these guys🎉Sending all the love ❤
Happy birthday G ❤️
happy birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday 🥳🖤
Happy Birthday!! May the Lord bless you with all you pray for and more. 😁
have a wonderful b day!
These Monday drops always get me through my last hour of work, without it I would cease to exist.
Who am I and back to school have immediately become my two favourite segments. These man don’t miss
“What’s his name??” “Mr. Hooha mr. Shitty boy” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 noooooo those two lines back to back had me laugh tear up and get a headache 😂😂😂😂
“how many Drake songs do you know” 😂😂😂
bro went full beige
James is an excellent story teller. I knew what it was after Chapter 1 but it was great how you laid it out.
I love, love, love when the man says I can't think of anything that I did to get attention...but because I know my life and I know me ..I Know that I have done something.🤣 ❤
the way they amp up each others imagined scenarios & then get mad together, gets me everytime 🤣🤣🤣
Im over here screaming matrix right after the start of chapter 2.🤣🤣
The bromance is top notch 😂😂
Thanks, James and Fuhad for this Birthday episode😚😚making the most of it,
Happy birthday 🎉
Happy Birthday😊
Happy birthday to us😂😂🎉❤
@@k3ylove Happy Birthday🥳🥳
Happy birthday to you!!! ❤
Does Fuhad like Ellis? It looks as though he doesn't 😢My maternal instinct came out when I saw how hurt Ellis looked, I wanted to hug Ellis - because I too felt his pain at Fuhad's comment. I actually gasped. Glad Rem instantly defended Ellis😢
What part of the video did you notice this?
@@the_comfy_pa3da150when fuhad says they have to swap boards next time they do the back to school segment, and he mentions Ellis looked like he was thinking and not reading from his board
Fuhad is thinking about the flow & fairness (bc you already know James will cause a scene). Has zero to do with him not liking Ellis.
Your instincts deceived you
I wouldn’t like to think he doesn’t like my ‘Elispe’. Never picked up on that.
Bruh back to school humbled me so badly 😭
I'm trying to picture James doing a Dougie dance battle😂😂
the way james summarised that dilemma has me screaming😂😂😂😂😂
I couldnt have screamed NEOOOOOO any louder!!! 🤣🤣🤣 The belly button part gave it away!
James saying "F$ck Ireland" with such ferocity LMAO
One of the best videos of the New Year so far!
I truly love your podcast it gives me such joy and laughs. Honestly appreciate the kind and genuine personality you all give ❤🥹
Bro that dilemma just kept going! I did not know what you was going to say next 😂
I think we need buzzers! 👀 funniest shit ever bc they would fight over who rang first 😂😂
One of The Most Successful franchise of all time!!! Understatement. James picked a good segment cause these man don’t know they movies at all
I want Fuhad to be nicer to Ellis. I have no evidence or examples to submit here but I just want him to be nicer🤷♀
We all do lol
When my mom and I get into it, I call her by her first, middle, and every last name she ever had (maiden, then married four times)
That Rem giggle in the background is hilarious 😂
Ellis I can’t keep rooting for you with these quizzes…PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!🤣
This quiz made me feel so smart 😅 I just missed the Ireland question. I needed this boost 😂
Same. I was like damn 4 outta 5 ain't bad and I didn't even take chemistry so getting the copper question right had me gassed lol. I missed the Ireland question too, I went with Dublin 😂
@@KiMb3rLyNn I pulled that chemistry question from the deep recess of my middle school mind 😂
The algebra had me worried.
@@olayerz lol I promise I don't think I've ever really looked at the periodic table like that. 😅 i literally just never was taught that in any grade 🤣 should have learned in high-school but I avoided chemistry like the plague. I took biology, earth space science and integrated science. Everyone I knew who was taking chemistry was failing it.. so I was like nopeeee not taking it. 🤷♀️
I was good in math though, managed to graduate with an extra credit in math but avoided taking calculas and trigonometry somehow 😁😁
Same. VICTORIOUS we are!!! 🎉
@@KiMb3rLyNn you sound like me 😂. I took the most basic Chemistry. It was soooo much math I knew I couldn’t do advanced Chem. 😂😂 calculus and trigonometry NEVER saw my face. It wasn’t gonna happen. My poor offspring will have to turn to their father for help with math homework cuz I have nothing for them. 🤷🏾♀️
The Dilemma is WILDDDD !!!! I chuckle every time Fuhad says “performerrrr”
You can’t even pause that response to the first confession 😂😂
The school of rock moment killed me😂😂😂😂
That F Ireland tho 😂😂😂😂😂
my home😭😭
Why does it say you posted this 22 hours ago when the vid came out 50 mins ago
@@alexanderadepoju8282 Patreon supporters get the episodes early
How they didn't get Neo from the Matrix immediately was astounding
Not going to lie this podcast is turning into a game show 😂😂😂😂😂
Team Rem!!! Lets go ….. good win!
Ain’t James’ mom Irish? Also …following up “Eff Irish” with THE IRISH EXIT is the unintentional funny that cracks me up. 😂😂
The moment James said it was a machine on belly I knew it was the Matrix 😂
Saammee! The amount of times I’ve seen that movie I’m shocked I didn’t pick up on it from chapter 1😂
I remember I had a math professor that once refused to call on me in class no matter how many times the other students answered incorrectly. Another student raised their hand just to tell him that they don’t know the answer but I do, the professor looked, said “him? No no” did the little brush away hand motion and kept calling on everyone else…I was the ONLY person that knew the answer..R.I.P. professor K.
YOU KILLED HIM?!?! 😱
@@LuckinessGaming I would not do that
James' drew the exact attention he wanted to,
Bringing Tobi's misfortune an embarrassment to millions! 😂😂😂
I love how vulnerable you all are! People alwaye act like theyre too cool and cant act foolish... when we all do!! One love!
The way I was screaming “NEEEEOOOOO…!!” at my phone from the word “rave” in chapter one 😂