Taking Social Security Scammers To Court

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  • Social Security Scammers are everywhere these days. Calling people claiming they are going to suspend their SSN unless they cooperate. They act tough but when I threaten to bring them to court they don't seem to accept. Watch the next call live: goo.gl/uhpWGT
    Full Call........ / 415940424
    Twitter.......... / kitboga
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    Merch........... shop.spreadshi...
    Edited by...... Lemondrop

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  • @tommyjay_97
    @tommyjay_97 5 років тому +1554

    I'm not a *CRIMER*

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 5 років тому +122

      good for you. It's best to avoid arrestation

    • @Jako1987
      @Jako1987 5 років тому +61

      I'm the justicer

    • @Youtub3rh4x0r
      @Youtub3rh4x0r 5 років тому +51

      You are so! Such a crimer, much liaring! I just saw you criming earlier for the loving of God! You were stealering the purses from the poor grandmamothers, dealering the drugses and worstest of all... Spreaditating the viruses on the personalious computerates!

    • @Salty_Groot
      @Salty_Groot 5 років тому +15

      I give this 100k thumbs up!

    • @randal_gibbons
      @randal_gibbons 5 років тому +27

      @@Salty_Groot excuse me sir. May I ask how you aquired so many thumbs?

  • @JakeRanney
    @JakeRanney 5 років тому +1938

    One day you should act like you actually had something to do with the cocaine car. Just like "yeah that was me, what about it" 😂

    • @poppinbuckets
      @poppinbuckets 5 років тому +104

      He has done it on his Twitch Channel. But you have good ideas nonetheless :)

    • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
      @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 5 років тому +62

      IRLrosie did that same thing recently and it was so hilarious!

    • @lightskinkisses6834
      @lightskinkisses6834 5 років тому +14

      Lmaoo

    • @DottyGale8
      @DottyGale8 5 років тому +27

      M Spears What was the title of that one? I’d love to see it!

    • @fouronetwo813
      @fouronetwo813 5 років тому +159

      Should act relieved. Like "Oh great you found my car! How can I go about getting my cocaine back?"

  • @raygoble274
    @raygoble274 5 років тому +505

    "Did you lose your spot in the script?" ...lol

  • @abbyroad5289
    @abbyroad5289 4 роки тому +549

    This is hilarious until you realize that they are really terrorizing someone's grandma and grandpa like this 😢

    • @grapeeggplant3863
      @grapeeggplant3863 4 роки тому +47

      Well I mean, thats the whole reason why he created this channel, this happened to his grandaprents.

    • @c.r_e.m_a.3267
      @c.r_e.m_a.3267 4 роки тому +11

      Grape Eggplant not everyone knows that witty mcdick

    • @thag7749
      @thag7749 4 роки тому +9

      My grandpa would say (huh?) and hang up and say “he couldn’t hear dat sumbitch!” 😂😂

    • @TommyVinMI
      @TommyVinMI 4 роки тому +1

      It’s so conflicting

    • @robinfriess1661
      @robinfriess1661 4 роки тому +22

      Isn't it great that he doesn't use his knowledge of computers for scamming.? He's such a good boy. When I first stumbled upon him, I thought he was just snarking around, but when I heard him "reveal" for the first time, wow. I really appreciated that he was keeping them busy and wasting their time. Someone else would have been on the phone instead, getting scammed. But Kitboga takes their place like a shield. A really good kid.

  • @bustersbrounce3047
    @bustersbrounce3047 4 роки тому +280

    I would have started laughing at, “Intercontinental galactic Blvd”

    • @debrajean5874
      @debrajean5874 4 роки тому +3

      Busters Brounce same 😂 😂

    • @jvolstad
      @jvolstad 4 роки тому

      Is she a CP/M developer?

    • @arthurfields9575
      @arthurfields9575 3 роки тому +8

      Loved it when the guy said “the south border of the Texas”.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 3 роки тому +1

      @@arthurfields9575 yes!😂😂😂

    • @zeromotivation1817
      @zeromotivation1817 3 роки тому

      it was the 'leet' that got me

  • @Absynthe12
    @Absynthe12 5 років тому +826

    I love it when you reference things from US culture and it goes right over their heads.

    • @michelle5254
      @michelle5254 5 років тому +33

      Absynthe12 *finds 5 pounds of cocaine* “....okay you’re free to go.” 😂

    • @Absynthe12
      @Absynthe12 5 років тому +16

      5lbs.?? I need way more than that!!

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому +7

      Absynthe12 my reflexes are too fast to go over my head I would catch it!

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 5 років тому +7

      @@michelle5254 5 pounds that's barely a misdemeanor.

    • @michelle5254
      @michelle5254 5 років тому +4

      DogeLife Not sure what world you live in...

  • @falltravels4049
    @falltravels4049 5 років тому +624

    On behalf of old ladies who wouldn't hurt a fly and would be scared to death of any phone call like this, thank you. Your voice imitation is fabulous and you are hilarious. Love it!

    • @guestuser1671
      @guestuser1671 4 роки тому +41

      They specifically target elderly people who can't follow a fast-paced phone call anymore and can easily be scared and intimidated into doing what they want. As a rule: No serious legal matter would be presented to you by phone, you'd always get documents in the mail first. Anyone who tells you differently, is a criminal trying to scam you. Also, anyone who demands to be paid via gift cards of any kind, is a criminal trying to scam you. But the best advice is always: DISCONNECT THE CALL.
      And NEVER EVER allow some stranger on the phone any remote access to your computer. If in doubt, DISCONNECT THE CALL.

    • @JetInAJar
      @JetInAJar 4 роки тому +7

      guest user I’m pretty sure she knows this.

    • @GUITARTIME2024
      @GUITARTIME2024 4 роки тому +17

      The govt doesn't call, and they don't use indian people to do it. Lol.

    • @metroi7622
      @metroi7622 4 роки тому +6

      Ha! Joke was on them. I don't own a computer and dldnt even know what google cards were!

    • @yanetsmith8354
      @yanetsmith8354 4 роки тому +3

      "Half trouble?"

  • @gob233
    @gob233 5 років тому +567

    Scammers back then: "plz buy our antivirus for 300 it will fix each and everything"
    Scammers now: "you are part of a murder case"
    That escalated quickly...

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 5 років тому

      Max William Lauf Do they actually know your address though? XD

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +18

      Roadent1241 no, it's just a scare tactic. These fuckheads are getting even more despicaple

    • @jebronlames4559
      @jebronlames4559 5 років тому +12

      @@oz_jones desperate times call for desperate measure
      They're getting more and more desperate as people are getting smarter and smarter

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 5 років тому +9

      @Max William Lauf should tell them "hell yeah, I haven't been in a good old fight to the death since the war!"

  • @simeonmezov7318
    @simeonmezov7318 4 роки тому +192

    We found out you kill a person,maam you have to buy gift card to fix your case 😂😂😁🤣

  • @hag8752
    @hag8752 5 років тому +71

    My elderly neighbor got a message yesterday, automated, and she called them and this is the exact shit they said. I thank you so much, if I hadn’t watched this I would’ve been panicking. Yes I already submitted the phone number for him to call

  • @DrunkGrilling
    @DrunkGrilling 5 років тому +703

    aunt jemima is in a sticky situation

    • @Susan-hx1vr
      @Susan-hx1vr 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
      @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 5 років тому +11

      Lol! Yes, and now I'm literally craving pancakes!

    • @alienshroom1
      @alienshroom1 5 років тому +3

      You sir win the comment section!

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +1

      She's sure-up on some serious charges!

    • @Quafflez
      @Quafflez 5 років тому +2

      Your comment makes me Nancy Green with envy

  • @JxKITCH
    @JxKITCH 5 років тому +391

    Some drug residue in the car. What amount of cocaine makes 5 pounds of it 'residue'? LMAO

    • @brookem4904
      @brookem4904 5 років тому +5

      LOL I didn't even catch that 😂

    • @DrunkGrilling
      @DrunkGrilling 5 років тому +26

      if 5 pounds is residue i need to go party with them

    • @Neopopulist
      @Neopopulist 5 років тому +19

      5 pounds of residue, spread VERY evenly over the inside of the car, and my nostrils.

    • @foaloal
      @foaloal 5 років тому +13

      I was thinking about this as well. I determined the car must be literally painted with cocaine on both the outside and inside, multiple layers thick. It's not surprising they noticed the blood stains as well, they must have stood right out like blood on snow.

    • @mikecheeze4312
      @mikecheeze4312 5 років тому +3

      Well if your a drug lord 5 pounds would be residue. Lol but yeah

  • @Creshex8
    @Creshex8 5 років тому +166

    Even though I’ve heard granny’s voice for awhile, I am still stunned by its design. It sounds flawless, and an elderly lady is the perfect Trojan horse for these guys. Nothing sounds more innocent.

    • @jonpeterson1468
      @jonpeterson1468 5 років тому +18

      like blood in the water to a shark,although a shark can have neither good nor evil intent its just hungry.this on the other hand is one human being seeking to devour another human being without the slightest hint of remorse,scary to think what will come next when this hole runs dry.

    • @NickRossi
      @NickRossi 4 роки тому +8

      It's seriously incredible; so convincing.

    • @HoyaSaxaSD
      @HoyaSaxaSD 2 роки тому +1

      I have a soft spot for his Billy Mays character.

  • @gregoriagallegos8245
    @gregoriagallegos8245 4 роки тому +142

    Oh my goodness that Toyota Corolla is eternal, every scammer mentions the exact same car description and the same location. Hahahahahaha!!

    • @Slipatoek1
      @Slipatoek1 4 роки тому +29

      I also leave my Toyota Corollas full of drugs outside of the Texas

    • @Arizona_lilly
      @Arizona_lilly 4 роки тому

      Always toyota

    • @samanthatucholski8982
      @samanthatucholski8982 4 роки тому +5

      Yep! I got that call last year!
      A call a couple weeks ago on an IRS scam. I played along for a bit then told him to jump off a cliff! 😊

    • @kennethnock7945
      @kennethnock7945 3 роки тому +1

      I have been trying to figure out why they all say that

    • @ErisApplebottom
      @ErisApplebottom 3 роки тому +5

      @@kennethnock7945 probably cuz its a cheap car and was probably one of the most popular cars when the script was written. Also its the kinda car youd leave on the side of the road if you had to 😅

  • @David-pf9xe
    @David-pf9xe 5 років тому +77

    I love how he says the Federal Trade Commission is recording the call for the Social Security Administration. I love it when different government agencies intermingle and help each other!

    • @brendajones4567
      @brendajones4567 4 роки тому +8

      I know...see what happens when we work together!🤣🤣

    • @JustinBlazzzee
      @JustinBlazzzee 3 роки тому +12

      I had them call and say they were from Microsoft and my computer was compromised from Mexico and they needed to access it. I said “that’s funny because I have an Apple computer..” and he said “yes sir we are with the Apple division of Microsoft”

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 роки тому +1

      @@JustinBlazzzee Watch out! Bill Gates gettin' powerful! XD

  • @AnnaDaisybird
    @AnnaDaisybird 5 років тому +191

    Half-trouble? Is that like being a little pregnant?

    • @sodas660
      @sodas660 5 років тому +16

      A little dead

    • @zawarudowryyyyyy
      @zawarudowryyyyyy 5 років тому +1

      My mom's pregnant, that makes me half-pregnant.

    • @allooutrick8266
      @allooutrick8266 5 років тому

      My car is halfway on.

    • @suerobinson
      @suerobinson 4 роки тому

      😂🤣😅

    • @oliver6969
      @oliver6969 4 роки тому +4

      @ Freeze and place one hand behind your back

  • @ajbrtn
    @ajbrtn 5 років тому +259

    I got a call like this while in the grocery store. He gave me the same spiel. I gave him a fake Social Security number to which he called my bluff but i kept saying "nope, that's my number", so he kept getting angrier and angrier. Then I started laughing at him when he said he was an investigating officer. He started raging, then pulled up my real street address (i obviously did NOT confirm that it was a correct address) and he stated "since you're not willing to comply with the law and act accordingly to resolve the issue with your social security number, I will be calling the local cops!" I go "alright bro, have at it". he says "you're going to be arrested and the cops will be at 123 Fourth Street, Anytown, AAnystate, 12345, and will pound your door in 20 minutes to handcuff you!" I laughed even harder then hung up. I got home....that was a week ago. I'm still waiting on the cops to get here and arrest me. The cops are slow here apparently HAHAHA

    • @ilrlpenguin
      @ilrlpenguin 5 років тому +28

      how did he get your address though?

    • @ajbrtn
      @ajbrtn 5 років тому +22

      ilrlpenguin I have no idea unless he reverse searched my cell number. That’s all I can figure out. 🤔

    • @mewmewdesigns895
      @mewmewdesigns895 5 років тому +21

      @@ajbrtn pretty much that how they get your info.

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 5 років тому +7

      @@ajbrtn I'm pretty sure you can't do that with a cell phone number....your address isn't public, that's honestly scary.

    • @majesticmojo3823
      @majesticmojo3823 5 років тому +9

      @@ilrlpenguin isnt there a service you can pay for to find people using their name or phone number.

  • @AB-bc9tf
    @AB-bc9tf 5 років тому +257

    He said “someone might have gotten murdered” like that is a normal thing like waking up and having a cup of coffee.

    • @DrunkGrilling
      @DrunkGrilling 5 років тому +15

      aunt jemima's cocaine syrup where do i buy that shit? i want some for my sausage and pancakes

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 5 років тому +5

      who would be so sick in the head to wake up and have a cup of coffee?

    • @friedchicken1
      @friedchicken1 5 років тому +7

      @@DeepThinker193 of course it's a healthy hobby, as long as you don't go waking up in the morning having a cup of coffee... sick bastards

    • @alexmartin3191
      @alexmartin3191 5 років тому +3

      I love the smell of blood and cocaine in the morning. Unlike those dirty degenerates who like the smell of coffee

    • @Tazzman225
      @Tazzman225 5 років тому +2

      @@DrunkGrilling --- Next time I go shopping I am going to ask for that. Imagine the looks I will get from the store employees.👀

  • @minmarshallarmyxstan6773
    @minmarshallarmyxstan6773 4 роки тому +124

    These "agents" sure are compromising their investigation by telling the elderly lady everything. 😂 I didn't know the IRS had a Crime Investigation Unit. Law & Order didn't prepare me for this.

  • @RR-vh9st
    @RR-vh9st 4 роки тому +89

    Will remember that one when my kids act up, "You are in half trouble!" 🤣 WTF? 😂

    • @RR-vh9st
      @RR-vh9st 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty sure its half trouble

    • @vladislavmkrtychev8852
      @vladislavmkrtychev8852 3 роки тому +1

      Sort of like little bit pregnant 😁

    • @sheslikeheroin93
      @sheslikeheroin93 3 роки тому +1

      @Neo-Con Atheist no, he said half

    • @noeleen5250
      @noeleen5250 3 роки тому +2

      @Neo-Con Atheist it was definitely half trouble, I still use it today. Edna has given me sooo much, in terms of vocabulary.

    • @shirleywestra1877
      @shirleywestra1877 3 роки тому

      @Neo-Con Atheist I wu no op ok just k

  • @tomkittisnatch4973
    @tomkittisnatch4973 5 років тому +155

    I have a chicken 'n' fixin's account with Popeye's National Bank.

  • @HosenS
    @HosenS 5 років тому +98

    Submit $5,000 to the coathouse. At least it's not the goathouse.

  • @JamesSmith-gk8sz
    @JamesSmith-gk8sz 3 роки тому +69

    I want everyone to realize the most laughably insane thing about this is the storyline. As seen below, here's (in real time) how this phone call progressed:
    1.) Scammer calls Gram Gram and claims she's had her SSN stolen and that said SSN was "used" to rent a car and purchase "things".
    2.) Said car had traces of blood residue and 5 pounds of cocaine, which runs for roughly $218,000 USD in America. Just sitting there.
    3.) Gram Gram, a wanted murder suspect and alleged drug kingpin denies the claim. This is enough evidence for the investigator to believe her and continue on with his script. A few words over the phone and she's instantly exonerated from multiple life sentences in federal prison.
    4.) Investigator claims he actually knows who the real culprits are and will be utilizing the arrest warrant meant for Gram Gram for who he *already knew* were the real, alleged criminals.
    5.) Gram Gram is relieved.
    6.) Investigator claims he can send her a new SSN within as little as a day, for the low low price of $5,000 USD, because apparently SSNs work like credit cards and can be used to purchase literally anything.
    7.) Investigator claims that nothing was actually solved and she's still expected in court.
    8.) Gram Gram makes plans to see him in court. FIN

  • @couragethecowardlydog9875
    @couragethecowardlydog9875 4 роки тому +42

    I love when you said "If you lose the spot in the script, you can look for it" and then you went back going along with it

  • @karenpato1
    @karenpato1 5 років тому +114

    "Which is an abusive drug"...heard that about 5 or 6 different times. Talk about following a script.

    • @JxKITCH
      @JxKITCH 5 років тому +23

      I hate when drugs gain sentience and start their regular abuse on me. Those dirty rotten abusive drugs, they're driving me to drug abuse!

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 5 років тому +11

      John Miller you know you fucked up as a scammer when you have to explain what drugs are to US citizen.

    • @carlcox7332
      @carlcox7332 5 років тому

      I had teouble with my drugs beating me but I managed to escape the abuse by checking I to a battered junkie shelter. Its been a tough road but my future is looking brighter now

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 5 років тому

      Carl Cox holy shit those drugs hurt people in more ways than one. Sorry for what you've gone though, i hope they'll get to serve their time one day...

    • @thebiasedreview5432
      @thebiasedreview5432 5 років тому

      It's in the Script

  • @JiveDadson
    @JiveDadson 5 років тому +129

    I hate it when people end every sentence with "OK" , OK? Make them stop, OK?

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому +3

      JiveDadson I know right ............ok

    • @justme2423
      @justme2423 5 років тому +2

      @@arcticbadger1: I mean... or start a sentence with I mean.

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому +2

      just me I mean yeah you know what I mean...........ok 🥴

    • @michaelrobins2955
      @michaelrobins2955 5 років тому +3

      Saying ok at the end of every sentence can get annoying, mmkay? You don't wanna annoy each other, mmkay.

    • @badlarry172
      @badlarry172 5 років тому

      Not a problem, ok?

  • @alohacountry4556
    @alohacountry4556 5 років тому +143

    "In the texas" 😂😂😉😂

    • @Lent24
      @Lent24 5 років тому +20

      'in the border of the texas' xD

    • @daveogarf
      @daveogarf 5 років тому +9

      Same as "Dee Microsoft"

    • @bobicabayo
      @bobicabayo 5 років тому +8

      In the south border of THE TEXAS! 😀😀

    • @anthonymcnab9784
      @anthonymcnab9784 5 років тому

      😳🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 4 роки тому +1

      Iv never been to the Texas

  • @sansthedrummer
    @sansthedrummer 4 роки тому +64

    "Susie Derkins is gonna be so jealous"
    Ahh, a true man of culture

    • @9EricCN3
      @9EricCN3 3 роки тому +10

      Kitboga ascended to god status when I learned he likes Calvin & Hobbes.

  • @corneliagr
    @corneliagr 4 роки тому +57

    9:30 “Maybe he’s a doctor by day and drug lord by night” 😂😂😂💀

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 4 роки тому +1

      Incredible line. He just dishes them out all the time.

    • @coder03195
      @coder03195 2 роки тому

      how else are you going to pay off those school loans lol

  • @addyourname5570
    @addyourname5570 5 років тому +282

    The next time you get a shpeil like this one that includes “I see you have no prior arrests” please please please let Edna have an attempted murder charge from the 70s that she somehow managed to beat with the help of her lawyer Slippin’ Jimmy.

    • @denise6896
      @denise6896 5 років тому +17

      That would be absolutely brilliant.

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 5 років тому +5

      yes
      do it

    • @suerobinson
      @suerobinson 4 роки тому

      Or better Saul

    • @kymbaahearn
      @kymbaahearn 4 роки тому +9

      I think typically she mentions calling Bob Loblaw. But maybe he's just her tax attorney, and she uses Slippin' Jimmy for her criminal cases. XD
      All of this kills me, it's fantastic

    • @jimeiden2360
      @jimeiden2360 4 роки тому +2

      Represented by defense attorneys of Dewey Cheatem & Howe

  • @kc3621
    @kc3621 5 років тому +61

    I really enjoy kit posting almost everynight. It's such a calming and pleasant way to wind down. I consider it scammer asmr...aahhh.
    Is everyone ok? Is anyone hurt? Murder?! LMAO.🤣🤣
    Yes we're ok, yes we're hurting from laughing and yes once again kitna killed.

  • @texasgina
    @texasgina 5 років тому +304

    A couple of weeks ago my voicemail was full of the recorded messages saying my SS number was suspended. I blocked every number they called from. They were calling like 5 times a day for a solid week. The numbers were spoof numbers because I tried to call a couple back. Thanks to you and other UA-camrs exposing these scumbags I knew right away they were fake

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 років тому +7

      I have been getting hit a lot with this scam too.

    • @renyen9752
      @renyen9752 5 років тому +5

      Seriously, I get these calls multiple times a day. It's so frustrating.

    • @texasgina
      @texasgina 5 років тому +4

      Kederen I live in San Antonio Texas are you in Texas also? Because the spoof callers area codes were in Texas but when I tried to call the numbers back they just gave fast busy signal's. I blocked every number they called me from. They're so annoying I was getting calls from people in India several months ago from my Laguna Beach California Area code which is the area code I'm originally from, and they were telling me that I won a vacation. But when I would start asking them a few questions they would just hang up on me and I knew it was a scam also

    • @renyen9752
      @renyen9752 5 років тому +4

      @@texasgina I don't live in Texas, but I get robo/spoof calls from all over the U.S.

    • @vaporrama
      @vaporrama 5 років тому +8

      They stopped calling me after I spoke French to them. Playing with them and wasting their time is the best thing you can do.

  • @balasheeda
    @balasheeda 4 роки тому +36

    3:48 Scammer: "Your are part of murder investigation." Few seconds later: "Just calm down, have a glass of water." Not a big deal.

    • @thisisntanoption702
      @thisisntanoption702 4 роки тому +3

      I always wondered why the scammers go with the worst case scenario to scare the caller and wonder why they're freaking out or crying.

  • @americanenigma_5108
    @americanenigma_5108 4 роки тому +78

    What’s ur three bank accounts name
    Ed ,Edd and Eddy .......
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @FreelyFooled
      @FreelyFooled 3 роки тому +1

      I figured he'd know the show since he likes scamming so much

    • @brandondowdy4220
      @brandondowdy4220 3 роки тому

      @@FreelyFooled I’m waiting for him to use the fairy odd parent’s or jimmy neutron

  • @gabrielvachev8253
    @gabrielvachev8253 3 роки тому +79

    "Have you shared your Social Security Number with anyone?"
    "Yes, my doctor."
    "Is he a lawyer?"
    "No, he's a doctor."
    *FACEPALM*
    Do they ever lift their eyes off the script at all!! lol

    • @locabynature
      @locabynature 2 роки тому +4

      I don't think so. they also give addresses that don't exist and it's always a Toyota Corolla wth the same license plate. at least switch it up and keep it fresh. 🤣

    • @serenity8839
      @serenity8839 2 роки тому +3

      I doubt it, its also crazy when they could simply just say "no its not" they make up the craziest lies like him being class mates with a broadcaster? I dont get why lieing is there first option for everything rather then just dismissing something haha

    • @deepgeny1
      @deepgeny1 2 роки тому +1

      You didn't hear correctly.... He asked is he loyal? Kitboga misheard it as lawyer

    • @Laternater
      @Laternater 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure he was asking if they were loyal.

    • @jesd.5745
      @jesd.5745 2 роки тому +1

      8:57 read this at the time it came up Lol 😆

  • @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti1663
    @mcgannahanskyjellyfetti1663 5 років тому +55

    5 lbs of cocaine? 4:57 I wonder what happened to that OTHER 17 lbs? 🤔 Looks like some FBI officers were doing quite a bit of skimming there... 😜

    • @thebiasedreview5432
      @thebiasedreview5432 5 років тому +1

      Yea, apparently that's a change of script for these idiots.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samanthatucholski8982
      @samanthatucholski8982 4 роки тому

      Exactly! When they called me it was 22 kilos!

  • @Pugetwitch
    @Pugetwitch 4 роки тому +57

    37 seconds in: "most of them just call me Aunt."
    Me: "i cannot even"

    • @AZCaveMan480
      @AZCaveMan480 4 роки тому +1

      Me: "was that comment structure really necessary?"

  • @psyclops973
    @psyclops973 4 роки тому +139

    I just love the fact that he said his lawyer was Jimmy McGill

    • @juliemarinez2063
      @juliemarinez2063 4 роки тому +13

      Better Call Saul!!!

    • @BlackMetalGraffiti
      @BlackMetalGraffiti 4 роки тому +14

      He put slippin jimmy in another video for bank info or something I died laughing lol

    • @erinc6997
      @erinc6997 4 роки тому +5

      Love that show!

    • @brillopower1492
      @brillopower1492 4 роки тому +4

      I keep hoping for Theadore Geisel.

    • @JenA2145
      @JenA2145 3 роки тому +4

      @@brillopower1492 or Thing 1 and Thing 2

  • @charlieford5523
    @charlieford5523 4 роки тому +47

    You should pretend to be a member of the drug cartel and say you are going to send a hit man to deal with him.

    • @noeliatejeda1702
      @noeliatejeda1702 4 роки тому +14

      Andrew Foden start as an old granny and then switch to a family member that took the phone, i know you said cartel but all i hear in my head is the Italian mob.

    • @mr.pavone9719
      @mr.pavone9719 3 роки тому

      I'd love it if the USAF just sent a drone to take care of business.

  • @thirstfast1025
    @thirstfast1025 5 років тому +137

    Ha! 5lbs is a lot of residue!

    • @3volvedb3ing
      @3volvedb3ing 5 років тому

      Thirst Fast open n shut case 🧐😂😂

  • @AnnaDaisybird
    @AnnaDaisybird 5 років тому +70

    Doctor by day and drug lord by night. 😂

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 років тому +2

      AnnaDaisybird those professions have some overlap, yes

    • @malarie2422
      @malarie2422 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @readilium3432
      @readilium3432 4 роки тому

      "I think I read a movie about that."

    • @oliveb6318
      @oliveb6318 4 роки тому

      AnnaDaisybird 😅

  • @xynthia1073
    @xynthia1073 4 роки тому +131

    Little did he know at the time that literally a year later... “Aunt Jemima” would no longer exist

    • @RickMason-yj7pv
      @RickMason-yj7pv 4 роки тому +5

      As long as there are pancakes, Virginia, Aunt Jemima will live in the hearts of BLM fornever.

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 4 роки тому +16

      @@RickMason-yj7pv So they're coming for our pancakes? It wouldn't surprise me. It's a shame what happened to Aunt Jemima.

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 4 роки тому +8

      @Jazz E Give them time. The same thing was once said of Aunt Jemima.

    • @ElectableDane
      @ElectableDane 3 роки тому +6

      Now Aunt Jemima is officially gone

    • @ginko2692
      @ginko2692 3 роки тому +3

      @@ElectableDane what happened to her lol

  • @heyitsbrene8052
    @heyitsbrene8052 5 років тому +38

    Why do they think it sounds so believable when they say “something was filed under your name” and then they repeat that like 10000 times 😭

  • @peteg7446
    @peteg7446 5 років тому +52

    I like the Each and Everything Eatery sign lol.

    • @kajinsautumn9833
      @kajinsautumn9833 5 років тому +1

      Should be "Everting"...

    • @molonlabe9785
      @molonlabe9785 5 років тому +1

      Kajin's Autumn they should list how many towzans each and everyting costs😂

  • @mellie2353
    @mellie2353 5 років тому +55

    "Listen to me weary carefully". lol 😂

  • @AB-bc9tf
    @AB-bc9tf 5 років тому +126

    “Abusive drug” I would want to ask “my drugs didn’t hit anyone did they? Maybe the drugs are the one that performed the murder?”

  • @nevaehlumiere8019
    @nevaehlumiere8019 4 роки тому +59

    I love how "the investigators" actually call the "defendant" and tell them ALL of the evidence they found, etc. Its funny because in the real world, the investigators don't breathe a word to the suspected criminal. I also love how this guy says she's innocent BUT she still needs to pay $5000! It reminds me of another scam baiters "scammer logic"

  • @Deadpool_64
    @Deadpool_64 4 роки тому +73

    Can't speak English, but is a "law enforcement officer" for the US Federal government.

    • @MysteriousStoner
      @MysteriousStoner 4 роки тому +5

      @Deadpool but whats most important is that there is not a crime and investigation department of the social security.. Police handle everything crime related.. Right?

    • @PumaLyn
      @PumaLyn 4 роки тому +2

      He is speaking English. Not perfectly but still. It's the same as saying, who is you, I axed him, she my baby mama, gonna, wanna, watcha, I kill you man etc. and at least they don't use the F word in every sentence, like what the F, at least they are learning English, for all the wrong reasons though. I wonder how we'll sound speaking a foreign language.

    • @Despond
      @Despond 4 роки тому +2

      @@PumaLyn Harlow? HARLOW? MAM WHY YOU DO IT LIKE THIS? HARLOW?

  • @ThunderChunky101
    @ThunderChunky101 5 років тому +53

    13 jury members?! This really IS serious!

    • @bladerunner9298
      @bladerunner9298 5 років тому

      Needed to break the tie.😂

    • @thebiasedreview5432
      @thebiasedreview5432 5 років тому

      I ve seen some foolish comments, but this is got to be top 5..🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @newsing33
      @newsing33 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😆😆

    • @amandamcdonald8199
      @amandamcdonald8199 4 роки тому

      Let's hope they dont sneeze 🤣🤣

  • @schmeckendeugler
    @schmeckendeugler 5 років тому +29

    "I'm not a Crimer!" ROFL. Laughed harder at this one than Meatlong Football sub. OK maybe not

  • @pampalladino
    @pampalladino 5 років тому +55

    Keep say “huh” like your hard of hearing. See how long they last

    • @dericofdorking
      @dericofdorking 4 роки тому +8

      There are other videos where he does this and the scammer is practically screaming on the phone lol

  • @chiichariita94
    @chiichariita94 4 роки тому +75

    -"Como se dice not my drugs?" HAHAHA

    • @brittanyknight9885
      @brittanyknight9885 4 роки тому

      English?

    • @juanp2k3
      @juanp2k3 4 роки тому +3

      @@brittanyknight9885 5:03

    • @indiaabila4887
      @indiaabila4887 3 роки тому +1

      Ha ha ha lol I'm spanish and Loved the way grandma asked cómo se dise not my drugs? Esa no es mis drogas lol spanish not Indian lol dooooooo

    • @andrewblanchette4415
      @andrewblanchette4415 3 роки тому

      @@brittanyknight9885 yes, it is english

  • @TheCrystalGlow
    @TheCrystalGlow 5 років тому +33

    I never understood the use of the meme-ometer as it doesn’t seem to match up to anything happening

    • @thenerdshow2702
      @thenerdshow2702 4 роки тому +5

      I'm glad you mentioned that. I was wondering the same thing.

    • @Sylvaria
      @Sylvaria 4 роки тому +25

      It's something he does in the Livestreams. If he starts meme-ing too much the meter lets him know so that he doesn't lose the scammer due to jokes.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 3 роки тому +1

      The memometer's reaction is usually delayed by about 10-15 seconds from the actual joke Kitboga made.

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 роки тому

      @@efulmer8675 Hahah

  • @jamesredmon7146
    @jamesredmon7146 5 років тому +32

    I love what you're doing, outstanding job. I would love to be able to answer my phone again without some devil trying to steal my money, limited as it is...68 years old and being phoned scammed daily..God Bless YOU!

  • @emeraldleongila9819
    @emeraldleongila9819 5 років тому +32

    "Oh. Im not involved in any crimes. Im not a crimer. 😱"

  • @chrisstefanski1607
    @chrisstefanski1607 5 років тому +33

    Do you ever feel like grounds hog day? Repeating the same phone calls every day and finding new ways to make it entertaining?

    • @laser31415
      @laser31415 4 роки тому

      Reading this comment on 2nd Feb

  • @JordanJumpin
    @JordanJumpin 5 років тому +21

    I like how they never get the references like aunt jemimah and morty Rick 😭

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 5 років тому +25

    "Susie Derkins is going to be so jealous when I tell her!"

  • @poppinbuckets
    @poppinbuckets 5 років тому +174

    Anyone who does not give this video a thumbs up is in "half trouble"!

    • @poppinbuckets
      @poppinbuckets 5 років тому

      @Rony Maybe

    • @onyxrafle8066
      @onyxrafle8066 5 років тому +2

      uh oh

    • @michelle5254
      @michelle5254 5 років тому +3

      It’s so 50/50 I can’t decide

    • @randal_gibbons
      @randal_gibbons 5 років тому +3

      @@poppinbuckets whatever my half-sister told you, she's lying!

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 5 років тому

      What if I gave the video a half thumbs up?

  • @cameronpeterson6734
    @cameronpeterson6734 5 років тому +54

    That background is hilarious 😆

  • @thebreakdownpodcast
    @thebreakdownpodcast 5 років тому +31

    I crack up every time you say, “huh?”

    • @donniev8181
      @donniev8181 3 роки тому +1

      Also when she hangs up with a loud BYE!

  • @Xenogeek2
    @Xenogeek2 5 років тому +22

    This guy coined the phrase "disconnected call" that occurs again and again in the end credits theme.

  • @euripidiesupman9755
    @euripidiesupman9755 4 роки тому +22

    "Susie Derkins" lol from "Calvin and Hobbes".

  • @RevJR
    @RevJR 5 років тому +28

    "is your investigation done yet?"
    "No"
    It's not often the scammer consents to continuing wasting his own time.

  • @dmacanada2
    @dmacanada2 5 років тому +122

    These scammers Indian accent is so bad. How can anyone take this seriously?

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 років тому +26

      elderly frightened people

    • @dmacanada2
      @dmacanada2 5 років тому +29

      Indian police should be ashamed.

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 років тому +4

      they're Fix it! @bitterafterlaughter

    • @suzycreamcheesez4371
      @suzycreamcheesez4371 5 років тому +4

      the operative words being "should be'. @@dmacanada2

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +7

      Jeff D Unfortunately, some trusting, unsuspecting, elderly people

  • @williamellars7605
    @williamellars7605 5 років тому +24

    This is too funny. I love the "Old Lady" character.

  • @DoPeClipzzz
    @DoPeClipzzz 3 роки тому +14

    😂😂😂 "Doctor by day and Drug Lord, by night"😂😂😂😂

  • @iamnietta1940
    @iamnietta1940 5 років тому +28

    “Then we recovered an abanjoned car in the south border of the Texas”
    Me: south border of Texas? Ain’t that Mexico? They sure are calling the wrong granny then 🤣😅😂
    Edit: i dont know if he meant Austin or Houston, the scammer said “Yustin” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 4 роки тому

      You’ve never been to Yustin? I mean I go there all the time. Lol

    • @samanthatucholski8982
      @samanthatucholski8982 4 роки тому +1

      It was El Paso When they called me!

  • @matthewburgess6076
    @matthewburgess6076 5 років тому +53

    Dude you deserve a million subscribers your video's are hilarious and the old lady voice is spot on
    I hope you win in court :)

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 5 років тому

      @# It's actually not. That's like saying $2,000 and $$200 is the same thing...

    • @valx5
      @valx5 2 роки тому +1

      it’s crazy, he has 2.5 million now!!

    • @joshymcdaniel9233
      @joshymcdaniel9233 Рік тому

      @@valx5 year later 3.15 Million
      For most of us 5k subscribers would feel like “a lot” 3 million ppl that’s insane

  • @justyoutube5670
    @justyoutube5670 5 років тому +21

    Let me just say that background is AMAZING!! all the details and references haha

  • @cloudbloom
    @cloudbloom 4 роки тому +16

    "I called my friend to ask if she was involved and she said she wasn't so she's good"
    *calls an old lady and asks if they know about the situation & old lady says she wasn't involved*
    M A D A M E

  • @paulroberts3639
    @paulroberts3639 5 років тому +35

    When the scammer said: 'I know you have never been to jail.' He should have said.. "Oh But I was in jail. I didn't mean to poison my first husband...." Or something like that.

  • @Post.nut_Clarity
    @Post.nut_Clarity 5 років тому +21

    Como se dice, "not my drugs?" Haha, that got me. That and 'hot trouble.' Anyone with any modicum of sense could deduce that any government professional would never use "yeah," so.. loosely. Or, "yah," I should say.

    • @violenceislife1987
      @violenceislife1987 5 років тому +1

      it's clear his grasp on the language is tenuous at best

  • @w1tchmom
    @w1tchmom 5 років тому +359

    This guy said "OK" 107 times! Yes, I counted..insomnia is a terrible thing 😏

    • @williamstdog9
      @williamstdog9 5 років тому +12

      Kim Rey hahaha you’re awesome!!
      And I believe you! 👏
      I have the same thing
      Have a good sleep tonight .. eventually ☺️🛌

    • @ottmatl
      @ottmatl 5 років тому +5

      @@williamstdog9 now i cant unhear it

    • @AnexoRialto
      @AnexoRialto 5 років тому +7

      Watching You Tube videos is a terrible way to fall asleep. Thanks for the OK count.

    • @arcticbadger1
      @arcticbadger1 5 років тому +1

      OCD 😱

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 5 років тому +2

      Ok!

  • @jlks24_nm97
    @jlks24_nm97 5 років тому +25

    I thought there was going to be a Bestie Boys “intergalactic” breakout there for a moment.

  • @grumpyoldwizard
    @grumpyoldwizard 5 років тому +43

    Man, I love you like a brother. Thanks from me and my family who were harassed (my step mother) to the point we had to change her phone number. If only you could get them arrested.

  • @molonlabe9785
    @molonlabe9785 5 років тому +17

    “Do I need a lawyer?”
    “...always... (realizes what’s he just said) *I’M SORRY??!*

  • @mufasta8322
    @mufasta8322 5 років тому +11

    They managed to scrape up 5 lbs of residue 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @hhjames9139
    @hhjames9139 5 років тому +37

    They say "OK?" so much. It's crazy annoying.

  • @georgedamianpauljohn
    @georgedamianpauljohn 5 років тому +21

    "I think its homeopathic." 😂😂😂

  • @jerrybillings3039
    @jerrybillings3039 5 років тому +39

    *Madam, I will suspend each and everything in the Judicial system, so that you can not take me to the Court House.*

    • @tjyoyo3
      @tjyoyo3 5 років тому +6

      Innocent until proben guillty

    • @jackbauer580
      @jackbauer580 5 років тому +11

      goat house

  • @BrokenCDprodux
    @BrokenCDprodux 4 роки тому +16

    "I think I read a movie about that."

  • @param888
    @param888 4 роки тому +10

    The funny thing about these videos
    Scammer : jack here
    Old lady : rose here
    Titanic music should be played in background

  • @huntzkush
    @huntzkush 5 років тому +24

    *You're under half arrest! We'll be half prosecuting you!*

    • @fluorine7575
      @fluorine7575 5 років тому

      Sounds like something straight outta Futurama

    • @allooutrick8266
      @allooutrick8266 5 років тому +1

      When they half arrest me, tell my wife I said hello.

    • @fluorine7575
      @fluorine7575 5 років тому

      allooutrick lmao good 1

    • @sprak8711
      @sprak8711 4 роки тому

      Your cell door will also be half closed

  • @marthacarrigan8349
    @marthacarrigan8349 5 років тому +19

    I'll be just as honest as you are, I promise.

  • @keith2964
    @keith2964 4 роки тому +11

    Tell him your lawyer is Farmer Insurance
    Cause he's seen a thing or two. 😂

  • @karenjacob5945
    @karenjacob5945 5 років тому +11

    9:33 "Maybe he's a Doctor by day, and a DRUG LORD by night"

  • @darkfurie39
    @darkfurie39 5 років тому +22

    Kit I love your vids!! Keep em coming 😊😊

  • @lordkiza8838
    @lordkiza8838 5 років тому +22

    Bro i was just looking to see if you uplpaded 30 minutes ago YESSSS thanks kitboga or is this edna?

    • @stevie3372
      @stevie3372 5 років тому +6

      No, this is CATHY

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 5 років тому +4

      @@stevie3372 just hang up the call

    • @kristensoprano
      @kristensoprano 5 років тому +3

      It's Aunt Jemima silly!

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 5 років тому +2

      @@kristensoprano i love these fans he has

  • @alohacountry4556
    @alohacountry4556 5 років тому +40

    1/2 trouble ❓ so like when they handcuff U they will only put the cuff on 1 wrist❓ Whew at least U can still make our Fav pecan sandy's😂😍🌴
    W H E W ❗❗😘

    • @katsebua
      @katsebua 4 роки тому

      I thought scam-bro said "hot trouble" at first.
      I never answer the phone. Those who know leave a msg or text and I call back.

  • @griz063
    @griz063 5 років тому +8

    Try "I'm always honest. At least as honest as you". BTW, kudos for a past video classic "Edna" line, "Why on God's flat green earth. . . !".

  • @twinkieman237
    @twinkieman237 5 років тому +13

    “Como se dese ‘Not my drugs’?” 5:07

  • @Salty_Groot
    @Salty_Groot 5 років тому +17

    Glad ole Edna is not a Crimer!

  • @karenpato1
    @karenpato1 5 років тому +30

    Do you have a UA-cam video of the scammer that kept asking the old lady if she was stupid? From the stream 13 days ago? That was a riotfest.

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому +1

      Following!

    • @bamagreeneyes5182
      @bamagreeneyes5182 5 років тому +5

      I love the one where the scammer asked madam what the hell are you doing on your computer. I laughed hard at that one.

    • @ZomgZomg007
      @ZomgZomg007 5 років тому

      Share link plz

    • @JPMJPM
      @JPMJPM 5 років тому

      Linda Faulkner Do you remember which one?

    • @bamagreeneyes5182
      @bamagreeneyes5182 5 років тому

      No I sure don't. I will try to find it.

  • @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat
    @mspears_bobobuddytheseniorcat 5 років тому +16

    Aunt Jemima? LOL!!!!

  • @TinyMaths
    @TinyMaths 5 років тому +6

    ".. yes I shared my Social Security Number with my mailman and my doctor..."
    Scammer: "... BOTH are they lawyers?..."

  • @robertmeigs5176
    @robertmeigs5176 5 років тому +3

    "...submit $5000 to the court house". They always say "courthouse", apparently not realizing we don't use that term!

  • @alwaysthere5063
    @alwaysthere5063 5 років тому +13

    I love it to see how you distract this scammers from: ... reading the script and loosing the path to the final contract conclusion :)

  • @cindblank
    @cindblank 5 років тому +10

    I had this scam call me once. I already knew the entire script because of Kit's videos and Twitch stream. I played along for 10 or 15 minutes before they figured out I knew their scam. They cussed at me and hung up. It was surreal. FeelsGoodMan

    • @dpodemski
      @dpodemski 5 років тому +1

      Cindy Blankenship I try really hard to keep them on the phone. But my voice doesn’t equal money to them so they curse me out and hang up.

    • @3yearsago287
      @3yearsago287 5 років тому

      You guys are lucky, why is it that they never call me

    • @LukenUSee
      @LukenUSee 5 років тому +1

      David Podemski Unfortunately, they especially prey on the elderly and people who come across as uninformed, gullible, and unsuspecting.

    • @cindblank
      @cindblank 5 років тому +4

      @@3yearsago287 It's not "lucky" as much as it's annoying and disgusting to be targeted. I have gotten on their lists because of my age, or for some calls, because I am the guardian for my 86 year old father with dementia. They are predators and thieves. Thanks to @kiboga I am equipped to recognize them and handle the situation property without putting my father or I at risk. I have also decreased the number of scam calls by making them not want to call me anymore.

    • @goorahna8731
      @goorahna8731 4 роки тому

      You should call them benchodes.

  • @ad-zx4iv
    @ad-zx4iv 5 років тому +11

    All these scammers sound the same lmao