Salsa Hammer - SCP-3794
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- Опубліковано 4 лис 2022
- Dr Bob brings you SCP Foundation Safe Class object, SCP-3794 - Salsa Hammer Animation.
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SCP 3794 is a sledgehammer that converts living tissue to pico de gallo salsa when swung with sufficient force.
Tissue is converted instantly within a ~3-8 cm radius from the area directly struck by SCP3794 . Converted salsa does not adhere to the subject and slides out of the resulting depression or hole in the subject's body. Blood vessels and other structures terminate abruptly at the edge of conversion, as if cauterized.
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Narrated by Joe Cliff Thompson
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I'm still tripping over the thief saying "he hates the homeless cause they steal and have no moral compass" then he does all this
The British am I right?
i was just thinking that same thing
@@sarajohnson6855 You do know that I live in the UK, right?
@@sarajohnson6855 uhm...not really
@@sarajohnson6855 As a British person I can say this is true
1:17 never thought i would see Gustavo Fring in a SCP video but apparently anything is possible in the world of the anomalous
First the coraline family, then Gus. What next? Jotaro?
@@lingoteen i bet it Will be Walter white
Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Payday 2 and now Dr. Bob's SCP series, Gus' empire has really expanded.
@@lingoteen kid named finger
Same man thats crazy fr
"they're not homeless, they just don't have a home."
Same energy as "i have money, it's just not in my pocket right now."
And the judgement of "homeless people with no morals who steal"
Denial much
@@victoriajeanleslie3116 that’s not a judgement. Sometimes it’s true
@@catus-cactus charming.
The theif hates homeless people- FRIENDLY FIRE SHALL NOT BE TOLERATED
@@catus-cactus SOMETIMES and he's part of it
“British food really isnt that bad”
The food in question 💀
And this joke just won my evening, *bloody* brilliant
British people will litterly eat bowl salsa and then have the nerve to say: " Oi mate this salse is pretty good innit!"
It do be like dat 💀 💀
As a British person i enjoy my tea and biscuits
@@mohnplayz8859you sure you don't want some salsa?
Leave it to Dr. Bob to always find the most obscure anomalies and then proceed to make the most compelling stories about them for us.
What if beavis & butthead finds a salsa hammer?
@@joshwright4799 omfg u are a mad genius
When in doubt with an odd SCP, use it in a compelling story
I’m pretty sure he’s just narrating whats on the scp wiki
could be wrong though
Damn she really did dip her finger into the salsa expecting to taste human blood and flesh
Not expecting but ye lol
It's good iron.
Not even a sniff to check first
"Living tissue" includes plants such as tomatoes and weeds. In the right hands, it's just a convenient way to make salsa.
Smash some tomatoes and just get salsa with out any other steps. I like to think that if the foundation has anything to celebrate, they just bring this thing out, smash some steaks, and make some salsa
@@krodene8802 ngl I'd test the salsa hammer on one of the self replicating SCPs, might be a sustainable way to make salsa and keep one of the more annoying organic based ones in check if it works with anomalous flesh. That or see if it works on plants because it doesn't specify if it's only certain living tissue that works, so everyone might just be assuming it only works on meat when it might not be that limited
Literally using the salsa hammer as a gardening tool
Use it on that undead cow thing
in the right hands it would make a butcher / hunter job easy to get rid of the bones of a cow, deer, etc. just take the meat and salsa the rest
The thief and his wife at first started out as sympathetic characters but then as the story showed, they truly deserved each other till death did them apart.
On another note, the Foundation's scientists basically using the hammer in an attempt to obliterate a D-class's skull is one of the coldest and most inhumane things they've ever done.
''the fondation employe should act cold not cruel'' they said
Well. D Class are criminals on death row so it doesn't matter they are disposable.
ehh I'd argue the containment for the epsilon wave is much colder 😂
Considering all the Ds are pretty much done for anyway its not that cruel. They obviously though he would die on impact, so its just regular murder, that is, daily practice.
I just love how it’s implied that the researchers finished the job upon tasting the salsa and deciding they needed more where that came from. 😂
The way we see Gustavo Fring at 1:17 is a proof that there's at least pop culture references in every SCP stories
He’s moved on from New Mexico, now he’s in London
There is also Frank from Shameless!
The thief falling in the porta potty could also be referencing when the same thing happened to Jesse Pinkman in Breaking Bad
@@euanmcfadzean1636 could be?
Me: "Time to go out and buy some salsa and put it unlabeled into the fridge at work."
The Workers: "WHO THE FUCK MURDERED WITH THE HAMMER?!"
Working at the foundation must be confusing.
how will this affect lebrons legacy
BRIGHT!
@@monikamorningstarshadlo4129 "Bright is not allowed to purchase Salsa and leave it inside unmarked containers in the staff break room."
Worker 1: "HOLY SH!T WHY IS THERE SALSA IN THE FRIDGE?"
Worker 2: "Hey guys have you seen Jerry?"
Worker 1: "OMG SOM1 MUST HAVE MURDERED JERRY WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER"
Worker 2: "WHAT! NOOO he owed me 20$"
Worker 3: *enters the room* "Sup guys"
Worker 1: "MURDERER! Grab the hammer worker 2!"
Worker 3: "Hey whats going o-" *gets tackled onto the ground by worker 1*
Worker 2: "Ok, I have the sledgehammer" *bashes Worker 3 to a pulp* literally
Jerry: *walks into the room* "Hey, guys did you like the salsa I bought earlier today from the supermarket, I lost the label ):"
Worker 1: "Umm..."
Worker 2: *Slowly places salsa-covered sledgehammer on the ground* "WORKER 1 DID IT!!!"
Worker 1: "NO THATS BULLSH-" *gets beaten into salsa by worker 2*
Worker 2: "Uhhh... Self defense?"
Worker 2: *picks up hammer again and walks toward jerry* "Anyway jerry about that 20$..."
Moral of the story: Whenever you need salsa just repeatedly slash your coworkers with SCP-3794 and blame it on self defense
"the couple aren't exactly homeless, they just don't have a home right now"
*BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF*
All while the happy couple were selling their salsa, I kept imagining a ragged Charlton Heston to appear on the scene, crying "It's made out of people!!! It's people!!!"
Soylent Green! 😆
I love how for a test they just decide to smash a guy's head in with a sledgehammer
I know, right? Why not hit the poor bastard's hand or something? Nah! "Lets just cave a dude's head in… for science!"
I mean he's a D class. They've done worse experiments
@@Misto_deVito6009 I don't mean the ethics. I mean the point in it. Like, either a they already know what it does so why do this? Or, as the other guy said hit him somewhere non lethal, or like a plant
@@hydraph4843 that is a good question
@@Misto_deVito6009 And yet, we have seen that not all D-Class are actually guilty of their supposed crimes. Also, seriously, why not anywhere but the head? By keeping him alive longer you negate the need for more scarficial D-Class. The sheer inefficiency of it annoys me.
The seriously hammered humour of Dr. Bob it's just spread-tastic!
Ha, puns! You know I love 'em.
@@danimerlyn9844 you know that any healthy decent person loves them too and if you are decent enough to practice them also it goes even better for the daring sharing! Ha ha!
Can't wait for the next!
Just don't go dipping into people's toolkits
bro this video is juat telling us how two "homeless people" got rich using an infinite money glitch
Just for the record: Pico de gallo it’s more like a kind of salad with chopped chile than salsa. And salsa are the more or less the same ingredients but blended or smashed 🇲🇽
In fairness to Dr. Bob, the original article used the terms interchangeably as well. Thanks for clarifying, I only had a vague idea that there was some difference between the two before now.
@@theoneguyoverthere you are right and I’m glad to help to clarify the difference
Never did I imagine a weapon of war would make for a good salsa maker. It is actually a little funny when you think about it....if you don't mind the rather heavy implications of technically eating raw meat turned into salsa. Well that, and I can't help but feel tempted to say "PICO DE GALLO IS PEOPLLLLE!!" much like that one bit in Soylent Green
In the SCP file anyone who eats the salsa will die within 30 minutes
Sick DND weapon tbh
@@oliversmithlawrence Incorrect. The subject it was used on died within 30 minutes of the salsa's consumption, not the consumers.
I'm just grossed out how quickly this couple is just so chill with eating salsas that were clearly made from a person. Plus how they were so judgemental of homeless people even though they themselves were homeless. I don't know why but them being British seemed very fitting.
Yeah not happening, I don’t know anyone who would eat salsa of the floor of a building site, let alone one that just came out of a dead body 🤮
London I’m not surprised
@@pauldoe3201...they're british. What did you expect?
@@NA-AN I’m British and my original comment still stands 😬
@@NA-AN I’m British and my original comment still stands 😬
This is the sort of SCPs I fucking LOVE. Bizarre, unexplained anomalies that appear completely mundane but also have potentially horrific uses. It’s not a world ending evil, it’s not a disease, it’s not some superpowered monster, it’s just an anomaly. Something that’s slightly wrong. It’s fun and funky
Dude. It's a hammer. Granted the real terror is torture. You are still alive even after what should be lethal blows until you have no head.
@@silverhawkscape2677 I don't think you understood the original comment.
Dr. Bob: "They're not exactly homeless. They just don't have a home right now."
Me: That is literally what being homeless is.
Every time a new anomaly is discovered:
"You thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Cross testing with 682?"
"You get the paperwork, I'll call the director!"
I want to cross test it on 073. Any plant matter he touches rots, so he can only eat meat. Can he eat the salsa?
@@warriorscholar41considering salsa is made out of plant matter, no
If you go through the animations and look at the mouths of the people they have evolved a lot. Nice job Dr Bob
What if gumball & darwin finds a salsa hammer?
I love how he puts movie/tv show references in his videos lmao
Gus breaking bad
And Coraline in previous video
AmonG US
A person actually thought "SALSA HAMMER!" and made up a scp
Respect to that person my scp i made up in 20 seconds is bracelet dog
This confirms that anything can be an scp including salsa
There’s even a ketter class cake scp
@@lipepsene the one that multiplies or is it another cake type
@@Weirdos22146 I was talking about the one that multiplies but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was another cake scp
@@lipepsene there is a self cleaning pool one
@@lipepsene Was there not an anomaly called the man eating cake or am I misremembering it ?
The guy from 1:22 looks familiar, I hope he’s not breaking bad things
That is Gus
@@shamanbhattacharyya9285 Yes that was the whole joke
@@shamanbhattacharyya9285 no, he's Amogus
And the guy at 2:49 is Frank from the US version of Shameless played by William H. Macy.
Leave it to Dr. Bob to spin an SCP only a couple of paragraphs long into a modern-day retelling of Sweeney Todd. Keep up the good work!
The most unrealistic part of the story is that , no one gets shankd in the night.
Btw. Dr. Bob has good bri'sh accent.
Don't ever say bri''ish again you silly little man
well there were a few people who were just generally assaulted in the night, i'd say thats close enough
0:40 this is a reference to Breaking bad , where Jesse try’s to get his RV back!
Hahaha of course the “chicken shop owner” is Gustavo
Loved that
Its a hammer that automatically invokes the Chunky Salsa Rule, Literally.
El martillo y la pulpa = Hammer and pulp
Now that's a name 😂
O dang, thanks for adding gus fring in this animations.
Also, i want to said u have quite improve a lots and the content is more great, keep it up dr bob :D
Him: slams hammer at us
My arm: **salsa**
My brain: *EAT*
"Rose petals and candles usually work better!" LOL- I loved that line. xD
i love how Dr.Bob always adds little surprise appearances in his animations! Like in the nintendo episode, there’s Mr. Poopybutthole, and in scp about the diner that connects to different dimensions, had Space Beth, both from Rick & Morty, and then the PlayLand episode has Coraline, and in this one, when flashing the homeless people, was Frank Gallagher from shameless! I know i’ve seen a few others, and i’m sure there a bunch that i missed too, so keep n eye out when watching!
These are the weird SCP's I love to see, not everything has to be complete doom and gloom but just having interesting and bizarre SCP's like this is what makes the series so interesting. Good job!
The infinitely bouncing red ball
Gotta love Thor's new hammer.
For a second, I thought this Safe Class object was a sludge hammer with anomalous effects of if one person was holding it, they become a professional Salsa dancer, but still eliminate anyone in close range. 😂
Maybe the next time they see a jar of salsa in the break room they should check the D-Class to see if there are any that were left alive that are missing.
“We weren’t homeless just without a home” 💀
2 animations in 1 week? Damn, someone is hyper focused
This is one of the weirdest SCP anomalies I've watched so far, and there are some really weird ones. Nice English accent by the way Dr. Bob.🙂
Could be used against the flesh that hates
That chicken shop owner looks suspicious I’m not gonna lie
It's Gus
@@somethingbroken fr fr Ong no way???
This just goes to show that a good writer can make a great story out of just about any subject.
I love the breaking bad reference in the SCP video. Jesse pink man falling in a porta-potty and the Gustavo Fring in the restaurant.
SCP and breaking bad universe crossover lol
Yep
Bruh sb youtuber pls friend me on hypixel
If I had found this one on the SCP's site I probably would have just scrolled right past it, but Dr Bob made it an engaging and entertaining story about an anomalous sledgehammer that just so happens to turn certain things into salsa. Great job Dr. Bob!
I know i will be critiqued, but sometimes i miss the old videos , there the scp story was kept brief but instead we heard more of dr Bob scp investigation. And i think it would be awsome if from time to time we would get a well known spc , i mean i would really like Dr Bobs approch on well know one .
There is not much information about this SCP so to cover it up he went full story mode.
Its depend on Th SCP itself. If the SCP report were short, Dr Bob must do something to made his video longer.
Outstanding video as always thanks Dr Bob 😎👍🏻
What if the loud siblings uses the salsa hammer?
@@joshwright4799 why you keep saying that
Hey I’m finally early to see a Dr. Bob video for once.
Not only you could create such compelling stories but also incorporate factual and informative informations. By this, I'm talking about this certain detail wherein the homeless man bit the thief's ankle. The human mouth has millions of bacteria and being bitten and leaving the wound unattended can cause infection. Keep up the great work Dr. Bob!
My man really referenced Breaking Bad with Jesse falling into the porta-potty, and Gus in the chicken shop
This is like the story "Wonderful Sausage" except with a butcher grinding people up into sausages we have a messed up couple and their magic murder mallet.
1:24
So the chicken shop owner is from Breaking Bad now? You love these pop culture references on this channel, I love these Easter eggs!
Same!
Looks like Gus’ empire has expanded to Dr. Bobs channel
We are getting closer and closer to see dr Bob's face btw i like your videos when i am doing something and dr Bob's notification comes i put away my homework and watching it and am i only one who noticed that tumbles are getting more and more sus every time
I been watching this stuff for years now. It always seems to interest me.
How does the animation in these videos keep getting better-
Gustavo Fring just chilling, Dr. Bob been watching too much Breaking Bad haha
The speed you pump these out is insane! Great work mate!
Dr. Bob, I have got to say your videos are supreme. Your videos always bring my spirits up and make me laugh or scared. Its great stuff. Keep up the awesome work! 😀😀
I wonder if the hammer will work on the hard to destroy reptile
Then you will end up with a near indestructible lizard that turns its victims into salsa.
“Hello, and welcome to the Los Pollos Hermanos family, my name is Gustavo but you can call me Gus, I am thrilled that you’ll be joining our team.”
I have never heard of this SCP before. So creative.
This reminds of chapter 15 in the horror manga "Tomie". A man, driven by lust and hatred, smashes Tomie's body to mush. He calls his friend to help him get rid of Tomie's body/mush. The friend sees trash can after trash can overflowing with Tomie/mush. They take the "meat" to a sake factory owned by the friend's parents.
Best sake they ever made.
Another thing Dr. Bright is not allowed to do... no hammertime on SCP-682.
I love that the chicken shop owner is just Gustavo Fring XD
dangg i never thought gus would be in an scp video
Love the story but kinda wish we would've spent more time in the test rooms or doing breakdowns of the scp and such
The resulting salsa sounds like it comes with a mild cognitohazard, compelling people to taste it. Normally, people's first thought wouldn't be to serve up nachos and salsa right after they've killed someone. At least, I hope not.
everyone's talking about gus but him falling in the porta potty and being all blue is also a breaking bad reference i think
Ngl I was half expecting the twist to be it would turn *anything* it struck into salsa, and they’d been murdering people for no reason.
This is less like an SCP and more like a twilight zone episode
Or goosebumps
@@firstnamelastname9237 or tales from the crypt
@@troperhghar9898 I’m not familiar with that one
I love these stories so much
ah yes, i love dr bob's videos, and this Gus Fring cameo was awsome xD
Dr.Bright: I have an idea.
05 Council: No Dr. Bright you can not use the Salsa Hammer to make infinite salsa from 682.
Dr.Bright: You guys never let me have any fun.
One of the most bizzare SCPs for sure.
“They just lie and steal.” Says the man who just fell into a port-o-potty palm down in shit trying to take something that wasn’t his.
Dr Bob just keeps getting better and better thanks 😊
Great video as always.
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The Chicken Shop Owner Gus Fring. Love these little easter eggs.
Customer: "So, what's the name of this salsa?"
Vendor: "Soylent Green"
*deadpan*
Customer: "Oh... Well, it could use some more seasoning"
SCP head researcher: *Yawns while heading to the break room after clocking in* Morning John how's the kids? *Opens the fridge to put away his lunch and sees a jar of salsa* Alright, who was using SCP-3794?
Me: Not me.
*Dr Bright is not allowed to use SCP-3794 to get infinite salsa from SCP-682*
This why I love this channel dr bob always find the most unknown scps and covers them not like other channels who keep doing the same old scps all the time
Seeing Gus Fring made my whole day 😂
Oh man, this one actually made me dry heave.
Fantastic work, Dr Bob. You really salsa'd the hell out of this one!
I've lost the hammer that was on my office while i was eating lunch.
Anyone have a idea of where it might be?
Turns out that Gus Fring survived the wheelchair bomb and secretly moved to the UK, to open a new fried chicken chain, called El Pollo Dynamita.
I like that you put Gus in this episode
It sounds like to make Salsa without ya know killing a person , you'd have to hit an animal with it.and If it comes in contact with SCP 682 ,I'm imagining it would just make Salsa and no harm with the lizard
Obscure,and I’m hungry.Good Saturday Night Anomaly™️
The hammer reminds of the woman who says “you dirty bird”
Just in time with a little late lunch spread at work. Dr. Bob, I love it here!!!!
1:18 that's friggin' Gus Fring!
Did she really say he wasn't pulling his weight when he was doing all the work.. she sat on her ass taking money while he did everything to get the salsa and the jars
Gus Fring in a Dr. Bob video? Now this is epic.
Never knew Britain has a Los Pollos Hermanos restaurant
I've noticed how Dr Bob is starting to shift the thumbnails to * suggestive * ones overtime. I'm not going to complain or anything, just wanted to point that out and see if everyone else notices