The Tom Green Show - Condoms

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  • @SirHolySword
    @SirHolySword 7 років тому +952

    "Abstinence? Do you wear that?"
    I'm dying

  • @LoneBerseker
    @LoneBerseker 3 роки тому +491

    "its the nineties...."
    what a time to have lived, good ol times man!

    • @IronMaidenDoD
      @IronMaidenDoD 3 роки тому +43

      Last decade of care free fun.

    • @MrFerjurowns
      @MrFerjurowns 3 роки тому +27

      @@IronMaidenDoD the early 2000s were good, too.

    • @Keniff443
      @Keniff443 3 роки тому +4

      Best decade of my life

    • @Smoke1386
      @Smoke1386 3 роки тому +25

      Yup 90’s and early 2000’s.....I’m jealous of the technology kids now get to grow up with but I don’t think I’d trade the life I lived when I was younger for any of it....they’re going to miss out more then they’ll ever know
      I was born in 86

    • @btf1287
      @btf1287 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrFerjurowns only till about 2006, policing, thought control and all sorts of rubbish started there

  • @calebtennison9353
    @calebtennison9353 5 років тому +805

    Tom was ahead of his time. He is a national treasure.

    • @DerInspektor
      @DerInspektor 5 років тому +16

      I love canada, especially the holy trio RUSH and David Cronenberg.

    • @SiPPeR86
      @SiPPeR86 4 роки тому +4

      Hes back! TomGreen@youtube

    • @s.e.f8160
      @s.e.f8160 4 роки тому +1

      International*

    • @bustedup
      @bustedup 3 роки тому

      Check out ”Dude, I Called It ” with Tom Green. 😆 talk about being ahead

    • @gonzaloabril9737
      @gonzaloabril9737 3 роки тому +1

      he is travelling the US in a van with his dog charlie I check him on Instagram.

  • @snyc6542
    @snyc6542 3 роки тому +502

    Tom is a comedic genius. He laid the ground work for shows like jackass and all the many prank UA-cam channels that followed.

    • @knt5429
      @knt5429 2 роки тому +3

      Idk hes great in all but its not really true saying shows like this help shows like jackass be possible. Unless ofc The boys from jackass said so tthen thatd be true.

    • @TGSdanablack
      @TGSdanablack 2 роки тому +6

      @@mmmoendo your opinion buddy

    • @guccimane3731
      @guccimane3731 2 роки тому

      Real Nazi this clown didn’t inspire Jackass. This morons skits were never half as funny as any jackass stunt

    • @jonahjonah5579
      @jonahjonah5579 2 роки тому

      it unzips, just like your pants. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ARDG89
      @ARDG89 Рік тому +2

      @@knt5429 they don't really have to recognize it in order for it to be a true statement by A NYC but okay ...

  • @zhanikka5995
    @zhanikka5995 9 років тому +1062

    Love how he handled so well that nosey old lady.

    • @abbeykroeter
      @abbeykroeter 9 років тому +95

      mapa zhapa Right! I hate that type. Wish I was in my 20's back int he 1980's when I could deal with people like her much in the same way Tom did. Now I just don't have fun anymore lol.
      Seriously though, she didn't check to see if others found it funny, she just didn't find it funny, obviously brainwashed by rules and commandments, and miserable. Wants others to be like herself. Pathetic.

    • @eggiweggsi
      @eggiweggsi 9 років тому +8

      abbeykroeter Yep she's an old tart!

    • @MRBIG-ec9zh
      @MRBIG-ec9zh 8 років тому +24

      Fucking old complicated
      boring women!

    • @bradytube
      @bradytube 8 років тому +74

      Look on the bright side, shes probably dead now.

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 6 років тому +35

      If it makes you feel better that old lady is probably dead now

  • @christianvalentin2558
    @christianvalentin2558 3 роки тому +360

    "Although Al Capone died of syphilis, so there is a glamour to that"

    • @JelqtronZero
      @JelqtronZero 3 роки тому +8

      an element of

    • @Mi_Fa_Volare
      @Mi_Fa_Volare 3 роки тому +1

      I heard Lenin died of syphilis too. What kind of element does it bring to that?

    • @mutalix
      @mutalix 3 роки тому +2

      *nO wAy DiD hE aCtUaLlY sAy ThAt?!?!*
      *omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg...*
      */s*

  • @QDRox
    @QDRox 3 роки тому +339

    Every UA-camr owes Tom at least a debt of gratitude

    • @ARDG89
      @ARDG89 Рік тому +2

      People did this way before Tom green has, even without a camera. It was only a matter of time before people would film their Pranks with a camera....

    • @QDRox
      @QDRox Рік тому +12

      @@ARDG89 what i said still stands,

    • @dannie2712
      @dannie2712 Рік тому +2

      @@QDRox weren't Bam and the guys from CKY doing these types of pranks before Tom Green?

    • @jackkrinkov9273
      @jackkrinkov9273 Рік тому

      Or a box of condoms

    • @cheeseisdelicious111
      @cheeseisdelicious111 11 місяців тому +2

      He's also the founding father of the podcast. This man's talents have no limits.

  • @roddydykes7053
    @roddydykes7053 5 років тому +358

    “You really think that’s funny?”
    -“Buying condoms?”
    Absolutely no hesitation, I can’t imagine being that quick at comebacks lol

    • @thomashaley1036
      @thomashaley1036 3 роки тому +5

      Also the Canadian people are so polite. Look up his old video from Canadian TV at Subway.

    • @boskostoybox
      @boskostoybox 3 роки тому +5

      Being a sarcastic smartass like my self, I usually respond like that to people

    • @jackgrimaldi8685
      @jackgrimaldi8685 3 роки тому +11

      @@boskostoybox
      Damn for real?
      Tell us all about it

    • @ryanzer0170
      @ryanzer0170 2 роки тому

      Wasn't it revealed that most of it was planned??

    • @remyogun8270
      @remyogun8270 2 роки тому +1

      @@jackgrimaldi8685 👈🏿😂

  • @repdale
    @repdale 3 роки тому +95

    Hahaha, the dead eyes and vacant expression on his face as he rambles about making love. We love you, Tom.

    • @rellcity11
      @rellcity11 3 місяці тому

      He was on drugs back than

  • @WesleyAPEX
    @WesleyAPEX 4 роки тому +599

    Dressed like shaggy.

    • @lyrical7629
      @lyrical7629 3 роки тому +2

      I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT TOO

    • @funtastic_8883
      @funtastic_8883 3 роки тому +4

      GEEE SCOOB

    • @susdad
      @susdad 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah. You like shaggy?

    • @susdad
      @susdad 3 роки тому

      It’s hard for white guys with brown hair not to look like shaggy, being shaggy was created from a white man stereotype.. lol, what’s your point. Franklin looks like blacks people to me. What’s the difference?

    • @reverend_wintondupree
      @reverend_wintondupree 3 роки тому

      "That Boy Ain't Right"

  • @patrickbateman9204
    @patrickbateman9204 2 роки тому +82

    “Although Al Caponde did die of syphilis so their is an element of glammer to that” is such a good line, I don’t know how I just noticed it. Tom was way ahead of his time, The Godfather of podcasting. Doesn’t get the credit he’s deserved.

    • @5wheels178
      @5wheels178 Рік тому

      Godfather of podcasting? This has nothing in common with podcasting.

    • @shonuff4951
      @shonuff4951 7 місяців тому

      *glamour
      Tom was a loser who contributed to the degradation of society

    • @gnack420
      @gnack420 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@5wheels178Tom Green had a wildly popular podcast well before they were a big thing.

  • @matisyahup613
    @matisyahup613 3 роки тому +147

    The nostalgia hits hard with this one.
    90s and early 2000s were great times.

    • @matisyahup613
      @matisyahup613 3 роки тому +9

      @@TyrannosaurusSex The Bush years (2001- 2007)
      we were watching the world crumble but things were still semi normal. From Obama and onwards..... goodbye world

    • @illegalalien200
      @illegalalien200 3 роки тому +6

      Those years were the shit before the new generations became non binary pussies

    • @danklies9606
      @danklies9606 3 роки тому +3

      @@illegalalien200 boomer moment

    • @orin6705
      @orin6705 3 роки тому +5

      @@danklies9606 No, no...he's definitely got a point.

    • @jakehands
      @jakehands 3 роки тому +3

      Wish I had a time machine where I could go back to the 90e and buy condoms.

  • @felipegonzalezweb
    @felipegonzalezweb 8 років тому +611

    i never thought i'd get to see Shaggy buying condoms

  • @cristianmurati1380
    @cristianmurati1380 8 років тому +164

    This is art.

  • @Wildboy789789
    @Wildboy789789 11 років тому +126

    I know right lol "it must be weird for you holding my condoms, considering we both know where they'r gonna end up"... totally serious face lol

  • @jameswarner5878
    @jameswarner5878 4 роки тому +121

    He said it was the 90s and now I'm sad...

    • @mikeengland80
      @mikeengland80 3 роки тому +2

      Right??

    • @anelisamorgan8590
      @anelisamorgan8590 3 роки тому

      As am I, James... ☹

    • @herrsphinx9491
      @herrsphinx9491 3 роки тому

      Here in the north they play this commercial afterwards that is this 80's montage sounds. Makes me even sadder

  • @FrogLedood
    @FrogLedood 10 років тому +373

    the og of trolls

  • @77LeBon
    @77LeBon 8 років тому +131

    I always liked his show more than jackass

  • @hollandaise84
    @hollandaise84 3 роки тому +153

    These days people would just think he’s autistic. God the 90’s were great!

    • @TheDreamer452
      @TheDreamer452 3 роки тому +2

      @CypyCup he cured his austicism? Lmao

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 3 роки тому +4

      My man, Tom Green is literally seen as a trailblazer of modern absurd humor. And even then, people would probably still see him autistic in the 90s, smh man...

    • @mrobscene2912
      @mrobscene2912 3 роки тому +2

      @CypyCup lmao reading this gave me autism. Glad I can just go to the local CVS and get it cured.

    • @ftjm69
      @ftjm69 3 роки тому

      I knew someone who was like that and was talkative, and he looked just like him too.

    • @nikkoazz
      @nikkoazz 3 роки тому

      @CypyCup HEHE

  • @cj222100
    @cj222100 Рік тому +25

    I don't recall seeing this sketch back in the day, but I'm glad I'm at home watching this, because I'm dying 🤣

    • @kkrp6962
      @kkrp6962 11 місяців тому +2

      Oh no you're dying? OMG I'm sorry to hear that 😨 I hope you get better and not die, if you haven't died already and can read this still.😢

    • @aegontargaryen573
      @aegontargaryen573 9 місяців тому +3

      Rip

  • @raymondvincent2017
    @raymondvincent2017 9 років тому +368

    the cashier is sorta cute.

    • @gt_mustang_mark
      @gt_mustang_mark 6 років тому +50

      Raymond Vincent Would you tongue punch her fart-box?

    • @dongdongvu1
      @dongdongvu1 6 років тому +1

      looks like her

    • @Garrettdx1988
      @Garrettdx1988 5 років тому +49

      I'd punch her boob. (I'm just assuming that's how sex works, I've never actually done it)

    • @davidjatt3251
      @davidjatt3251 5 років тому +1

      @@Garrettdx1988 AHAHAHAHAH!

    • @roketfingers
      @roketfingers 5 років тому +4

      Kinda looks like a young lauren holly

  • @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946
    @picklevoncrunchnmunch7946 5 років тому +150

    old lady is just pissed cause she aint gettin no lovin

    • @justinhunt4767
      @justinhunt4767 3 роки тому

      Probably

    • @doordonotdonot
      @doordonotdonot 3 місяці тому

      she probably has an STD and is mad her partner didn't use condoms

  • @tobi_versace
    @tobi_versace 3 роки тому +54

    God Tom is a genius. So far ahead of his time. I absolutely loved this show. My heart is so happy he is uploading these clips. Love ya Tom. Thanks for all the laughs

    • @Ixions
      @Ixions 2 роки тому

      Andy Kaufman did it first

  • @CountOrlockTheBirdOfDeath
    @CountOrlockTheBirdOfDeath 4 роки тому +24

    I love how he legit just explains the use of condoms

  • @RocketHouse54
    @RocketHouse54 8 років тому +58

    I'm never looking at Scooby Doo the same way ever again.

  • @NyQuilDonut
    @NyQuilDonut 10 років тому +71

    Nobody in the audience laughed at the Al Capone comment?!?! Ahh!!

  • @2385thebirdman
    @2385thebirdman 6 років тому +47

    it's 2017 and tom green show is still one of the funniest shows of all time

  • @mistaneon
    @mistaneon 11 років тому +31

    I thought for sure this wasn't gonna be as funny as I remembered it, but nope, it still holds up

  • @mandi05
    @mandi05 5 років тому +26

    Your humor was ahead of its time.

  • @FPVREVIEWS
    @FPVREVIEWS 5 років тому +10

    The cashier made his change, rung up the register, and held in the laughter at the same time.

  • @gbigus74
    @gbigus74 10 років тому +88

    I teach 10th graders health (aka, sex ed) & these are types of clips I wish I could show in class.

    • @bobylopo
      @bobylopo 9 років тому +23

      Show them this video.

    • @GenericInternetter
      @GenericInternetter 5 років тому +3

      I remember back in the 90's one of the causes for teenage pregnancy was that young people were too afraid to purchase condoms. it would be a very useful lesson to show them.
      you should show this video in order to demonstrate that there is no shame in buying condoms, and in fact it can be a fun experience resulting in lolz and memes victory royale XD!

    • @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335
      @thelegendkillersshittyduff1335 4 роки тому

      Dude because its sensitive. Show it anyway god this generation are pussies no wonder why this dog shit generation sucks ass

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 3 роки тому

      Why couldn't you show this? Seems super vanilla.

  • @PoeLemic
    @PoeLemic 3 роки тому +23

    These videos are the GLORY DAYS of Tom Green. I miss his videos, because they were so kind and always uniquely funny. I loved him and grew up on his comedy.

  • @billpullen9627
    @billpullen9627 4 роки тому +59

    He handled the old Karen perfectly lol

    • @aestheticstorm
      @aestheticstorm 3 роки тому +9

      I forgot Karens existed in the 90s.

    • @SonnyGTA
      @SonnyGTA 3 роки тому +9

      @@aestheticstorm they did!! We just called them Cunts. That morphed into Karens

  • @marblesthecat3861
    @marblesthecat3861 3 роки тому +10

    "Is that like a jockey strap?"......😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @excuzza
    @excuzza 5 років тому +6

    I still swing by every now and again bro. True fans never go away.

  • @ItZChamseejjj
    @ItZChamseejjj 8 років тому +27

    old but gold

  • @zerocool1344
    @zerocool1344 3 роки тому +6

    I miss the 90s, great times

  • @MaverickRenegade80
    @MaverickRenegade80 3 роки тому +5

    Watching this again for the first time since it originally aired and wow. Thanks Tom Green for existing.

  • @nichole8609
    @nichole8609 4 роки тому +7

    The Tom Green show was literally my favorite show on MTV back in the 90's. Tom would crack me up when he would play jokes on Humplick.

  • @timobrien6499
    @timobrien6499 3 роки тому +5

    Rediscovering Tom green! Man I used to love this in the 90’s early 2000’s! Thanks to Steve-o’s podcast I am rediscovering one of my childhood inspirations 🤘🏽🛹

  • @simonjack9699
    @simonjack9699 3 роки тому +7

    Omg 😂😂😂 they dont make real relatable comedy like this anymore :( ❤ cant stop laughing.

  • @brentonhobson
    @brentonhobson 8 років тому +175

    do you sell any abstinence here?

  • @aestheticstorm
    @aestheticstorm 3 роки тому +6

    The unwavering deadpan delivery is what makes this work. Very few can pull it off.

  • @averykevin47
    @averykevin47 8 років тому +48

    @1:55 I think it's really important to buy condoms because it's the 21 century. And we live in a society today were unplanned teen pregnancy has skyrocketed.

    • @catherinesalmon4505
      @catherinesalmon4505 8 років тому +4

      Don't forget about stds!!!

    • @averykevin47
      @averykevin47 7 років тому

      Highdefinis Mooriticus So quick to insult somebody you don't even know. smdh

    • @dustyrhodes7394
      @dustyrhodes7394 7 років тому

      he said its important to buy condoms because its the 90's. Not because its the 21st century. Friggin stoner lmao

    • @all_invite_0hm
      @all_invite_0hm 6 років тому

      And yet, teen pregnancies have actually fallen in the past 25 years.

    • @bigboysdotcom745
      @bigboysdotcom745 3 роки тому

      It was the 20th century, chief

  • @hekwon5717
    @hekwon5717 3 роки тому +5

    i remember just smoking weed and watching this ... fucken hilirious ... the good ol days .... I use to record them on my vcr and rewatch ...

  • @hayhay123121
    @hayhay123121 11 років тому +11

    wish there were more people like him nowadays

  • @seanowens8330
    @seanowens8330 5 років тому +5

    His delivery is masterfully controlled. He completely owned that situation without chuckling or breaking character and just said what everyone is too afraid to say. Next time I get condoms I'm going to do it exactly like this.

  • @garnetnard4284
    @garnetnard4284 4 роки тому +9

    I have said for 20 years that Tom green is the Andy Kaufman of his era.

    • @csilt
      @csilt 4 роки тому +1

      Yup I said the same thing, he has that off kilter crazy element to his personality and inteligence

    • @fredleeland2464
      @fredleeland2464 3 роки тому +1

      And Eric Andre is the Tom Green of his era

    • @UltrafineDeluxe
      @UltrafineDeluxe 10 місяців тому

      @@fredleeland2464 Sam Hyde is the best version of this humor these days.

  • @romulocasas4906
    @romulocasas4906 2 роки тому +9

    I was watching this with my dad as a kid and he was like “do you even know what condoms are? Stop watching this” but I never did stop watching.

  • @djjoel1
    @djjoel1 10 років тому +24

    oh man classic Tom ... just nothing compares to this kind of comedy these days thank you Tom!!!! (by the way my neighbour was the ref in your soccer hooligans video!)

    • @jackpringle5327
      @jackpringle5327 7 років тому

      eric andre has a similar style of street skits.

    • @walltape6722
      @walltape6722 6 років тому +5

      eric doesnt have the same kind of charisma and presence as tom. maybe its the height but tom seems so much more subtly confident that really gives him and edge. plus he was the OG

    • @thefuzzylegend8674
      @thefuzzylegend8674 6 років тому +1

      Love both but Eric's funnier tbh

    • @ghrtfhfgdfnfg
      @ghrtfhfgdfnfg 2 роки тому

      @@thefuzzylegend8674 I like Eric but he’s a bit too absurd and over the top for me to prefer him over Tom

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R 3 роки тому +2

    Could you imagine this in 2020 omg people would be rioting just over this show 😂 bring it back!!

  • @married-a_crazychickenlady
    @married-a_crazychickenlady 3 роки тому +2

    That Karen at the end, what a legend.

  • @cfrincon
    @cfrincon 2 роки тому +3

    I remember way back in the day first seeing this and nearly falling down the couch from laughter!

  • @raymemichaels
    @raymemichaels 4 роки тому +3

    Aaaaah, that bit brings back memories! I miss him. The Al Capone syphilis-glamour comment was hilarious!

  • @funnybonesbuck1745
    @funnybonesbuck1745 4 роки тому +6

    Whenever I buy condoms at the store I always make sure to get a good looking cashier at checkout

  • @HomelessNinjaKennedy
    @HomelessNinjaKennedy 4 роки тому +3

    Wow I remember this episode. I freaking miss the 90s / early 2000s

  • @dorontsur
    @dorontsur 8 років тому +16

    IT'S SO PURPLE WHY IS IT SO PURPLE

    • @powerpc127
      @powerpc127 5 років тому +1

      Well, blood tends to make the flesh darker... Oh, you meant the box. No clue.

    • @Alex-m8515
      @Alex-m8515 3 роки тому

      You high as fuck brah

  • @vinnievee5710
    @vinnievee5710 3 роки тому +5

    He’s the funniest person of all time! Who else ended up here after seeing him on Drew Barrymores show?

    • @bdoug5316
      @bdoug5316 3 роки тому +1

      Trailer park boys

  • @bobmalack481
    @bobmalack481 4 роки тому +1

    "Abstinance, do you wear that?"..LOL!!

  • @MrAllie-bf6zt
    @MrAllie-bf6zt 6 років тому +2

    Tom is the man!!! Miss that show!

  • @InjuryDrums34
    @InjuryDrums34 11 років тому +7

    HAHAHA next time im in health class and the teacher talks about abstinence im going to say "Is that a pill? Is it something you wear? Where can i buy it?"

  • @RandomVideos2
    @RandomVideos2 8 років тому +52

    a jockey strap lol

  • @cruzc5frc
    @cruzc5frc 3 роки тому +2

    lol Tom Green the OG been worrying about viruses since the dawn of time lolollol

  • @MohamedOmar-wc6mb
    @MohamedOmar-wc6mb 6 років тому +5

    A legend

  • @jpriddy123
    @jpriddy123 10 років тому +3

    LOL that was awesome dude

  • @GameBros-TTS
    @GameBros-TTS 5 місяців тому +1

    This is when comedy was classic and awesome. Best times ❤

  • @ryandonahue285
    @ryandonahue285 4 роки тому +1

    LMFAO,. Tom your a Fool for that one 😂😉😂😂 😂

  • @gearhead5651
    @gearhead5651 5 років тому +6

    Lmao, classic tom green.

  • @sophiepoyser1385
    @sophiepoyser1385 9 років тому +5

    wow Danny is on the top of his game with videos today

  • @chrissmith5148
    @chrissmith5148 Рік тому

    Ive had a hard week at work, and I needed that!

  • @mrbigolnuts3041
    @mrbigolnuts3041 4 роки тому +2

    The guy is so freek'n brilliant, never change Tom Green!!!

  • @mscottlawrence2037
    @mscottlawrence2037 6 років тому +5

    Tom is the greatest

  • @jrodthompson7454
    @jrodthompson7454 3 роки тому +4

    He's even funnier now. This is what the world needs

    • @garfoonga1
      @garfoonga1 9 місяців тому

      He's kinda disappeared though. Once he moved back to Ontario he's been quietly enjoying his life. Im sure he is still funny, but theres nothing to point to that would prove that

  • @michaelairley2015
    @michaelairley2015 3 роки тому +1

    Brilliant, great show

  • @goose003
    @goose003 11 років тому +1

    hell yea i dooo miss tom green also daaamn those were funny. "do u wear that " wow just funny

  • @Zumzizeroo17
    @Zumzizeroo17 10 років тому +6

    I love how he's explaining his reasons of getting them. lol was I the only one who thought her grab the magnums though

  • @SubconsciousGatherer
    @SubconsciousGatherer 11 років тому +7

    Abstinence didn't work for Virgin Mary.

  • @therealgoodcitizen9785
    @therealgoodcitizen9785 3 роки тому

    Back again...rd2.....can't stop watching!!!! Bring back The Tom Green Show!!!

  • @mtbiker4life918
    @mtbiker4life918 Рік тому

    What a pioneer! Loved his show.

  • @kylebrender5244
    @kylebrender5244 4 роки тому +3

    Tom I watched Joe Rogans interview with you the other day at like 4am when I was on mushrooms lol. It sparked up a lot of memories from my teenage years watching your show. I loved you and still do. You have a lot of the same interests as me. I didn’t know you were a computer geek. That’s cool. I had no idea you had a lot to do with uploading videos and getting that idea out there. Dude you seem like a really good person and I just wish you the best in your life man. You made me laugh when I was a teenager and apparently you still do because these old vids are hilarious. THE SLUT MOBILE was my favorite.

    • @kylebrender5244
      @kylebrender5244 4 роки тому

      UA-cam Stalker81 I was having an uncomfortable experience. You are right it is a waste but I truly needed to something to ground me to reality and Joe Rogans voice is mellow and watching the Tom Green interview helped me immensely. I haven’t integrated the lessons I learned the last GOOD trip I had 2 weeks before this experience and the mushrooms made it clear to me this nite to only come to the well when I’m thirsty. I’m 36 so taking psychedelics isn’t for getting high and escaping reality. I have come to respect this fungus deeply and I never underestimate their power. I figured since I was home alone I would have a good trip but like I said the mushrooms made it crystal clear to not come back until I truly need them. Tripping by myself is great and I am a loner in general but another thing the mushrooms told me is that I need to put myself out there and stop hiding from the world. There are people out there that love me and I need to return the love.

    • @simpsons721
      @simpsons721 4 роки тому

      @@kylebrender5244 Check out David Googins

  • @206wildcard
    @206wildcard 11 років тому +10

    Loook at his HOOOOVES

  • @backwoodsbully9841
    @backwoodsbully9841 3 роки тому +1

    I remember watching this on MTV and Jackass. Wow! 20+ years ago.

  • @barron8006
    @barron8006 6 років тому

    awesome. bring it back!!

  • @ShenShennerstein
    @ShenShennerstein 11 років тому +10

    Considering we both know where they're gonna end up..

  • @NEETdreams
    @NEETdreams 3 роки тому +25

    The cool thing about the 90s was how everyone was always saying "It's the 90s."
    That died out in the 00s I think because nobody knew what to call them.
    The oh-ohs? The aughts? The two thousands?
    Then the 10's came and what do you call those?
    The tens? The teens? The twenty teens?

    • @chrisc7265
      @chrisc7265 3 роки тому +5

      it's the twenties man, get with the times

    • @HipHopSlam
      @HipHopSlam 3 роки тому +5

      @NEET.dreams -very good observation - I never thought about it before but I think you are right

    • @stevestevens9770
      @stevestevens9770 3 роки тому +2

      Its the new millennia

    • @HipHopSlam
      @HipHopSlam 3 роки тому

      @@stevestevens9770 and these are the new roaring twenties

    • @LordsofMedia
      @LordsofMedia 3 роки тому

      the 21st century

  • @tslim250
    @tslim250 3 роки тому +2

    Things that made my childhood cooler than any childhood after the internet blew up

  • @dampap3640
    @dampap3640 7 років тому +2

    oh dude.....good old days,hahahahah!!!many greetings from Greece Tom ;] take care!!!You ''burn'' my teenage period and on with my life,hahahahahah crazy days man!nasai panta kala aderfe!;]

  • @krissyaviles
    @krissyaviles 11 років тому +3

    I loved the Tom green show

  • @SilverZealot
    @SilverZealot 3 роки тому +3

    What a time to get this recommended.

  • @Officialfashionontv
    @Officialfashionontv 3 місяці тому

    This was the show 💯pure comedy like every ep 😂💯💯classic

  • @WvlfCvlt
    @WvlfCvlt 3 роки тому +1

    Love Tom Green!

  • @wyattdawg
    @wyattdawg 10 років тому +25

    if only he had said condoms prevent cancer...

  • @CynicalBastard
    @CynicalBastard 3 роки тому +4

    This joke still works now: you just have to triple the amount of condoms you buy.

  • @bigmanforce
    @bigmanforce 3 роки тому +1

    ''its must be weird for you to be holding them since we both know where they are gonna end up'' LMAO

  • @willyblanks3809
    @willyblanks3809 4 роки тому +1

    Miss these days.. hope you're doing great Tom.. and Dorothy. Tell her I hope she's doing well.

  • @TF267
    @TF267 7 років тому +5

    Tom Green is so damn funny!! Miss his show

  • @therealexpletive
    @therealexpletive 2 роки тому +4

    tom was a fucking pioneer. deserves to be mentioned with the greats!

  • @Sirdigbyfafontbittocks
    @Sirdigbyfafontbittocks 3 роки тому +2

    Brilliant - I remember buying my first pack. Unfortunately I had issues getting a woman to sit on my todger... so they expired

  • @Hixxyclips
    @Hixxyclips 11 років тому +1

    Probably the hue setting was adjusted correctly due to ntsc.

  • @californiagrown7294
    @californiagrown7294 5 років тому +9

    The angry abstinent old lady probably hasn't had any in decades:)